ONE HUNDRED [Transcript]

Jan 29

William (00:00.815)

Yeah

Alex (00:03.795)

Yep. And that was after he printed at least four mombos. And so he's gonna start number five soon. It's gonna be wonderful.

Dallas (00:03.829)

Yes.

William (00:09.902)

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Cody (00:10.415)

Hahaha!

Dallas (00:13.972)

I had to pause it so we could record.

Alex (00:18.167)

See, I'm just so mad because I searched high and low for this fife that I got while exploring Boston with my grandparents and my mother probably back in like 2000 and I can't find it and it just goes to show that no matter how hard I try, Dallas is the coolest and best person I know.

William (00:37.134)

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Dallas (00:38.729)

I don't think by me having my middle school recorder that makes me cool

Cody (00:39.393)

Ehh

Cody (00:45.361)

I was a pro with the recorder at elementary school.

William (00:48.366)

Do you remember what our recorder was called? You know, this is like, it was the dumpster of recorder, like it was the brand name, the Flutaphone. Yeah. You're right.

Cody (00:54.187)

Oh, the Flutaphone! Yes, the Flutaphone!

Dallas (00:56.989)

Ooh, the Flutaphone. Yeah.

Alex (00:58.071)

That sounds like a Dr. Seuss brand. Now everyone grab your Flutophones and your Zootazoots and your Bibbidi Boppidies and your Megazord Gazorpazorbs cause it's time to play in regionals.

Cody (01:01.031)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (01:03.556)

William (01:07.084)

Oh.

Cody (01:08.519)

Dallas (01:09.932)

Ha ha ha.

Cody (01:12.929)

What are regionals?

Alex (01:17.419)

See, I know for a fact that when we were at Wizard Fest, Dallas was the fan favorite, by far. Everyone who met him was just in trance. They're like, I think I've met a real-life wizard. He's wearing a bathrobe, so clearly he no-

Cody (01:25.817)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (01:29.412)

Uhhhhhh... Ahaha!

William (01:35.189)

of all of all of the people there I was thinking about that too after the fact how when wizards try to dress like muggles they mess up horrendously if anyone at wizard fest was going to actually be confused for a wizard

Cody (01:35.239)

I'm sorry.

Alex (01:54.183)

man with a big bushy beard, and trances everyone with his loving soul.

Dallas (01:54.564)

William (02:00.746)

wearing a bathrobe painting out oranges. Like, it's- ahahah!

Cody (02:00.858)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (02:03.469)

Hahaha

Alex (02:05.315)

Listen, I had a cousin Nicholas who used to put oranges and socks at people's chimneys with care, but I just hand them out directly now.

Cody (02:08.709)

Duh!

William (02:13.774)

Thanks for watching!

Dallas (02:14.788)

I handed out nine altogether, just so you know.

Cody (02:14.884)

Dalacy... Dalacy leaned into...

Alex (02:16.555)

That was such a deep-cut Christmas reference, too. I hope people appreciated that one.

Dallas (02:21.614)

Ha ha ha.

Cody (02:22.048)

Dallas you leaned into the cannon and no one you didn't even realize it

William (02:25.838)

Hehehehe

Dallas (02:26.408)

I didn't. I was going for full crazy homeless man, and we went a different direction. The only time it was super weird is when I had kind of forgotten I had bathrobes on, and was in that advanced auto parts parking lot and made eye contact with somebody that did not know Wizard Fest was going on. They just saw a man in a bathrobe in an auto parts store parking lot at 11 o'clock at night, or 10 o'clock.

Cody (02:30.47)

Hahaha!

William (02:43.342)

William (02:48.558)

Alex (02:49.327)

Wizard Fest is

Cody (02:50.567)

Granted that was my wife, but... I mean... Hahahaha

Dallas (02:52.964)

William (02:53.826)

Hehehe

Alex (02:54.911)

Wizard Fest has solidified the fact that I fully believe that the magical community would get away with half the shenanigans that they actually got away with, because it's like, alright, let's shut down four blocks and four street corners and have everyone dress up, and then the entire rest of Ohio just went on with their business as usual. And no one even batted an eye.

Cody (03:03.845)

hahahaha

William (03:03.928)

Hahaha, yes!

William (03:15.833)

Hahaha

Dallas (03:21.208)

Yeah, that one lady was like, this has been going on for a long time and it's the first time I've been here. And we're like, how far away are you from? Half a mile. And I was like, you've been.

Alex (03:25.235)

Yeah, Miss Susan. She was wonderful.

Cody (03:31.936)

Yeah

Alex (03:32.139)

You're not allowed to mock her, she became our friend.

Dallas (03:34.864)

Oh, no, I'm not making fun of her, but I was like, she didn't even know this was going on. So that means I'm sure there are way more people that are like, could smell and hear it going on that close and were like, I don't know what that is. And I will go on with my life still not knowing what that is, didn't even peek at it.

William (03:35.201)

Hahaha

William (03:53.242)

And I am unbothered.

Alex (03:56.035)

Oh, that is the level of unbothered I aspire to be though. I'm just such a nosy little son of a bitch. I have to know what's going on.

William (04:00.418)

Hahaha

William (04:07.234)

Hang on, I don't...

Dallas (04:07.688)

If I see more than three people gathered anywhere, I'm going to go see.

Alex (04:10.567)

I had to get a duck quack in. This is our 100th episode. I have to get 100 duck quacks in the next minute. 99 to go. You take a duck quack down, you pass it around. 99 duck quacks left to go. Dallas, your turn. Say a curse word.

William (04:23.265)

Bye.

Dallas (04:25.796)

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Cody (04:29.883)

DARVET!

Alex (04:30.399)

Magic, magic cuss word. No, just, they're all, they're all magical. That's the thing.

William (04:32.947)

Merlin's build!

Dallas (04:33.251)

Yeah

Cody (04:34.235)

Beard.

William (04:38.045)

Hahaha

Dallas (04:38.434)

What if that's how all of the spells went? Is they were just long tirades of curse words.

Cody (04:43.035)

Ha ha ha!

Alex (04:44.859)

accidentally stubs one's toe and accidentally turns the cat into a cup like oh uh oh my gosh i turned it into a snake now like let's see what else i can do bang's hand with a hammer son of a oh it's floating

William (04:46.786)

Hehehe

Dallas (04:54.304)

Yeah, that's how the first spell was cast and they're like, there's magic here.

Dallas (05:02.679)

hahahaha

Dallas (05:08.22)

Ah!

William (05:13.454)

I'm just impressed that you pulled Ferverto out of your rear end for that example.

Cody (05:17.666)

Uh huh.

Alex (05:17.947)

Earlier Allie went, one, two, three, and I was like, I don't know why we're counting down but here we go. Or counting up I should say.

Dallas (05:19.117)

Oh, is that a real one?

William (05:32.454)

Well, speaking of counting, we've been counting for a while and we have landed squarely on episode 100 of A Doctor and a Lawyer Walk Into a Bar.

Cody (05:39.555)

100! Woo! Pew pew pew! Pew!

Alex (05:40.866)

100!

Dallas (05:42.252)

Buh-buh-buh-buh!

Alex (05:43.979)

Hit us with that flute solo, Dallas.

Alex (05:50.919)

100 episodes Ah

Dallas (05:56.608)

need to legitimately learn how to make this do things, no?

Alex (05:59.251)

No, no, nope.

William (06:00.522)

No, it's funnier, don't. Well, gentlemen, welcome back. This round is on me. And everybody else listening, this round is on me because yes, we are celebrating our 100th episode of A Doctor and a Lawyer Walked into a Bar. For our patrons, it will come out a day early, but on this actual release date, it is Alex Christians, our resident pilot's birthday. So happy early birthday there, buddy.

Cody (06:15.271)

Woohoo!

Dallas (06:29.08)

Happy birthday!

Alex (06:29.611)

Why, thank you! Thank you.

Cody (06:29.615)

Happy... Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy day. Do we have a birthday here? Yes, we have a birthday here. Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy day.

Alex (06:41.495)

I think that's actually royalty free, so that works. Yeah. For he's a jelly good fellow just felt disingenuous. They're like, for he's a smug bastard, for he's a smug bastard, for he's a smug bastard. That's not a curse word. Ish.

Cody (06:45.959)

William (06:46.034)

There you go! There's number two. I might as well just keep track of him. Well, it's gonna get a quack.

Dallas (06:46.34)

Dallas (06:53.956)

I'm sorry. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody (06:59.487)

That was... that is a...

Dallas (07:03.14)

Ish?

Alex (07:04.475)

And everyone just agrees.

William (07:06.806)

Hehehe

Cody (07:10.314)

That was a shout out to my Algebra 1 Geometry and Algebra 2 teacher. That was her birthday song every time that we ever-

William (07:19.022)

She was effectively our IRL Minerva McGonagall, if we're being honest. Yeah, that's true.

Cody (07:23.551)

Or... or George Feeney, you know, we had her for multiple years. Like, hahahaha! Speaking of George Feeney, past episodes! Yaaaaaay!

Alex (07:35.484)

See, here's the problem though. If you're going to reference a past episode, you better know the bookmark exact moment because if I have to go find it, I've got to know where I'm going.

William (07:47.226)

Oh, okay, so pause for a second.

Dallas (07:47.689)

hahahaha

Alex (07:52.227)

break the fourth wall. Okay.

William (07:52.926)

As of right now, we have trivia. I wrote the trivia.

Do we want to just do a 100 themed trivia and then... Um... Uh... Okay, okay, sure. Okay. Um, alright.

Alex (08:03.239)

See where the spirit leads as Cody loves to say? Yeah.

Cody (08:06.826)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Alex (08:10.267)

No Dals, no that's fake, that's not real. We know the Pentecostals aren't actually feeling it.

William (08:13.27)

haha

Cody (08:13.841)

Haha.

Dallas (08:16.193)

Ha ha!

Then what am I supposed to do with this box of snakes?

Cody (08:22.527)

hahahaha

Dallas (08:24.292)

I have a hundred of them.

Alex (08:24.351)

Release it. Release it!

Cody (08:27.348)

careful now there careful now

Alex (08:29.299)

Oh, I know, this is getting edited out. You know I'm editing it tonight, right?

William (08:31.206)

Uh, yeah, let's keep going again. Okay, all right. So, in celebration of our 100th episode, we have a little bit of structure, and then we are going to see, as Cody says, where the spirit leads on this one. But, but, sorry.

Dallas (08:31.444)

Oh yeah, he said pause.

Cody (08:45.863)

Spirit leads me where my trust is without borders.

William (08:51.126)

That one is copyrighted. Dang it, we're gonna get flat.

Alex (08:51.135)

You know what?

Dallas (08:54.596)

Alex (08:55.813)

I've never had to put a duck quack over something that's actually wholesome. That's so weird.

Dallas (08:59.46)

Cody (08:59.856)

hahahaha

William (09:01.516)

That's just going to be ducks singing.

Dallas (09:05.662)

Hahaha

Cody (09:07.328)

It's like the it's like when the chickens from the Muppets saying see you look CeeLo green and it was just

William (09:11.182)

hahahaha

William (09:16.206)

too! Stop it! Stop it! Okay, so, um, you're right. Well...

Cody (09:20.69)

I like how the lawyer is doing all the copyright violations right now.

Dallas (09:24.311)

Ha ha!

Alex (09:25.431)

See, the pilot is like, all right, we need to have a plan. We need to stay, as we said in the aviation world, you need to stay in front of the airplane. You know, you gotta be two steps ahead at all time. The lawyer is like, no rules, no rules.

William (09:29.678)

William (09:39.706)

Oh, that makes sense why he's always saying, guys, let's land the plane. Come on, let's land the plane, let's land the plane. Guys, come on, let's land the plane.

Cody (09:44.599)

Let's... Me-meanwhile... Meanwhile, I just renewed my malpractice insurance, so anything goes! Hahahaha!

Alex (09:47.124)

Yes.

William (09:51.376)

Hahaha

Alex (09:51.683)

There's no rules, put your shirt back on, there's one rule. That's a copyright. By Little Caesars, I'm fairly certain. So, you didn't know that's what I've been referencing this whole time whenever I say that?

Dallas (09:51.94)

William (09:55.71)

Well...

Cody (09:55.9)

Ha!

Cody (09:59.463)

Dallas (09:59.924)

Whaaaaat?

William (10:01.301)

So, the...

Dallas (10:04.636)

I did, but I didn't know that just that little bit was copyrighted.

Alex (10:07.215)

I don't know, but I'm sure that some lawyer out there just cringes a little bit and they're like, we could probably hit them with a suit, but they don't have enough money. Is it worth it?

Dallas (10:12.14)

Now's my time!

William (10:14.505)

Hehehehe

William (10:18.242)

Hahaha

Cody (10:20.314)

We are judgment proof! Woo!

William (10:21.698)

Hahaha

Dallas (10:22.468)

Alex (10:25.251)

One day when we hit it to like Joe Rogan levels, are we allowed to just spend the money on lawyers to do whatever we want? Or do we actually license it with all the money we would be making? Okay. Got it, got it, got it.

William (10:34.414)

Now, we just spend money on lawyers to do with everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds way more Lou Scanon. And if anybody knows anything about us. So our one little bit of structure tonight, we're gonna play a round of trivia. And I have written 10 trivia questions that are all centered around the number 100 and in celebration of our 100th episode. Now, this is gonna touch on a little of everything. Some.

Cody (10:41.791)

Exactly, exactly. It's...

William (11:06.37)

pop culture, some things that we have referenced, some actual history, and I hope it's going to be a grab bag and a wild enough ride that you...

Alex (11:19.019)

How many grapefruits are featured in James Bond? No time to die. Zero or one if you're that weird lady who walked in.

William (11:23.086)

Cody (11:24.331)

Hahaha!

Dallas (11:24.367)

Oh, hahahaha

Cody (11:27.943)

Okay, okay, I now need to commi- I now need to commission my wife to do a Gus the Grapefruit as James Bond. It would be adorable. Hehehehe

William (11:29.303)

Yes!

Dallas (11:29.689)

hahahaha

William (11:38.179)

Have him cosplaying as all these things. That's be like a it's like a he's the Mr. Grapefruit head. We have all of these. He's very clearly a grapefruit, but he has all these attachments where he can be Darth Vader or James Bond. Can you imagine how Augusta Graham?

Alex (11:42.069)

I'm here for it.

Cody (11:50.023)

Alex (11:55.071)

Is that Mattel or Parker Brothers that's going to sue us now?

William (11:58.674)

I don't know. Let's just, we'll just add it to the list. Yeah, I wish we...

Cody (11:58.989)

Yes

Dallas (11:59.966)

Errrrrr

Alex (12:00.695)

We're just, yeah. You get a lawsuit and you get a lawsuit and you get a lawsuit. And it's all us. We are all getting the lawsuit.

Cody (12:02.688)

As I

Dallas (12:03.072)

Is he Hasbro now?

William (12:10.162)

Okay, so there are 10 questions in this trivia. They are multiple choice, so you're not going to have to just produce an answer. We are going to play the rules that we've played before. No, well I, so you can, rules made up, points don't matter, but message me your answer in Messenger, and then whenever we've locked in the answers, then I'll reveal the answer, okay?

Cody (12:10.704)

Alright, trivia.

Alex (12:20.215)

The Dallas and I are teamed up and it's all to beat William. Oh.

Cody (12:24.472)

Guess.

Dallas (12:24.52)

Yes. And we cheat the whole time.

Cody (12:39.644)

As the smartest guy in solitary confinement, I'm ready.

Dallas (12:45.21)

Wait, hold on, I gotta get ready. My body's not ready for this yet. There we go. Ready.

William (12:45.458)

Okay.

William (12:49.514)

Hmm

William (12:53.038)

Okay, question.

Alex (12:53.459)

It is weird that you took your pants off this time for a mental fight.

William (12:56.054)

Ha ha ha.

Dallas (12:57.634)

It depends on the type of fight it is.

Cody (13:01.157)

He just never wears pants.

William (13:01.394)

Okay. Exactly. A lot of problems are solved if you don't wear pants. Uh. We don't know.

Alex (13:05.663)

We can only see him from the waist up on camera anyways. He's not wearing anything. He is full Winnie the Pooh right now.

Cody (13:06.91)

Hahahaha

Dallas (13:09.068)

It'd be weird if you only saw me from the waist down the whole time. Yeah.

William (13:13.308)

Yes! Unequivocally, 100%! Y-yes! It's-

Cody (13:15.204)

What is...

Alex (13:20.555)

He's winning the poo in it right now, that's awesome. Just straight shirt cocking it.

Cody (13:24.303)

Ha ha!

William (13:24.958)

Okay, I am horrendously terrible at keeping score for trivia and running trivia at the same time.

Dallas (13:25.62)

Oh bother.

Alex (13:28.567)

Another duckwack!

Alex (13:35.607)

But that's gonna be the best part, we're not gonna know who everyone's gonna have a hundred points at the end, I think.

William (13:39.922)

Oh, perfect. Okay, so, question number one. Where did the 100th hour of the MCU occur? Was it during Loki season one, Hawkeye, Spider-Man No Way Home, or what if?

Cody (13:53.031)

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Alex (13:53.411)

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William (14:07.363)

I had to do a lot of math to figure this out.

Alex (14:11.491)

So it's always more fun when we talk through our answers ahead of time. There were what? 30 movies?

William (14:15.426)

Dallas.

Especially this being an audio medium, so yes, please.

Cody (14:22.419)

Well, okay, I'm assuming we're not counting Daredevil, Jessica Jones, and Agents of Shield, because that would have been passed a long time ago. Okay. So...

William (14:31.502)

Correct. Yes, correct. This does not include the Netflix properties.

Cody (14:37.516)

or the ABC properties. Okay.

William (14:40.234)

Yes, it does not include Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. or Netflix. But if it was either a theatrical release or a Disney Plus release, placed in chronological order, adding up all of the minute run time to figure out.

Alex (14:52.887)

Did you just go through the Marvel by chronological timeline filter on Disney Plus and you were just like next, and just let that

Dallas (15:01.188)

William (15:02.123)

Uhhh...

Cody (15:03.383)

So...

William (15:04.919)

Huh.

Cody (15:06.039)

I'm gonna say... I'm gonna say Hawkeye. Because at two and a half hours per movie, 23 movies, we're looking at about 60ish, 70ish hours by the time we hit endgame. And then we just needed to crank out about another 40 hours, and then I would say towards the end of the year, Hawkeye.

William (15:10.317)

Okay.

William (15:20.319)

Okay.

Alex (15:21.047)

Yeah, that was.

Alex (15:27.631)

That's what I thought too.

William (15:29.268)

Okay.

Dallas (15:29.432)

I was just filling it in my jellies. That's why I put hot guy. It just felt good.

William (15:31.758)

Alex (15:34.003)

Because Loki came out, Loki season one came out before Hawkeye, and that seemed too soon in the MCU. It had to be a TV show, in my mind.

Cody (15:46.678)

It was Wandavision, Loki, What If, Hawkeye on the TV shows in 2021.

Alex (15:52.115)

Yeah, I- It's the only one that makes sense in my brain.

Dallas (15:56.416)

Yeah, me too.

William (15:57.025)

Okay, I have received answers from everybody. Everyone said Hawkeye. And gentlemen, you are all correct. The 100th hour.

Alex (16:03.819)

Yeah!

Dallas (16:04.096)

Yeah! Which means my logic was just as logical as you guys do in real math.

Cody (16:09.359)

Yeah

William (16:09.881)

You are correct sir, you are correct.

Alex (16:12.599)

Felted in my jellies is a very weird way to quantify that as logic, but hey.

Dallas (16:14.588)

It is.

Cody (16:19.611)

Hahaha

Dallas (16:20.472)

That's how I do everything.

William (16:22.139)

Okay, one point across the board. Question number two. In the 100th episode of Friends, Phoebe Buffay gives birth to three children.

Alex (16:37.867)

What? She does?

Cody (16:38.884)

Yes.

Dallas (16:39.32)

Hehehe. Hahaha.

William (16:40.354)

Which one of these names is not one of the names of Phoebe's children, is it? Leslie, Chandler, Phoebe, or Frank Jr.

Alex (16:45.2)

Oh gosh.

Alex (16:59.995)

I'm sorry. I-I-wait these-the-which one wasn't a name?

William (17:06.713)

I gave you four answers, three of those were actually names of Phoebe Buffay's children.

Dallas (17:13.216)

What were the options one more time?

Alex (17:13.252)

no flipping way.

Cody (17:13.471)

and

William (17:15.746)

Leslie, Chandler, Phoebe, or Frank Jr. Which one of those was not one of the names of Phoebe's children? I'll give you some context. Phoebe acted as a surrogate for her brother.

Cody (17:28.501)

in the con-

Alex (17:28.591)

Oh wait.

Dallas (17:33.933)

Yeah, I remember that.

Cody (17:35.299)

Yeah, because Lisa Kudrow was pregnant in real life.

Alex (17:36.047)

I didn't watch this far.

William (17:39.466)

Yes, and she was going to rapidly increase in size. For filming, she would have gotten way bigger than she should have been if she was pregnant on the show. So they wrote in a storyline where she acted as a surrogate for her brother and had triplets to account for the fact that one month later, she looks three months pregnant. Two months later, she looks six months pregnant. Okay, I have answers locked in from everyone.

Cody (18:02.215)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (18:06.464)

genius.

William (18:10.27)

Um, Alex, you said Phoebe was not, and well, I wanted to throw the context in there that this was her brother's children that she was being a surrogate for. But you are correct, sir. Phoebe was not one of the names of, Cody and Alex have gotten that one both correct. Dallas, unfortunately, Leslie was indeed a name of one of Phoebe's children.

Alex (18:14.911)

I know she's ditzy, but-

Alex (18:27.235)

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Dallas (18:27.672)

Man.

Cody (18:28.09)

Yes.

Alex (18:36.095)

Wow.

Dallas (18:36.516)

They just seem too normal. Too normal.

Alex (18:38.519)

So I'm guessing that she was...was she allowed to name the children? On behalf of her brother?

Cody (18:44.867)

I think she got to name one of them.

William (18:46.734)

I think she picked, I think there was a storyline where Chandler had done something really important for her and she got to pick Chandler. Yes.

Alex (18:55.607)

Hand raising because it's a audio medium. Is her brother as dumb as she is? Is dumber?

Cody (19:03.152)

DUMBER.

William (19:03.799)

Uhhh...

Dallas (19:04.672)

He was

Silly man.

Cody (19:10.658)

William (19:12.726)

Yes, he was played by Giovanni Robisi in the show. Yeah. Yeah

Alex (19:16.891)

Oh really? Wow, that is such a sharp decline from being in one of the greatest war epics of all time in Saving Private Ryan to then being like, well I can't get work. So was he like, you know what, I'm Frank Jr. and this is my son, so it's Frank Jr. Is that the logic? Oh my gosh.

Dallas (19:24.352)

Yeah. That's called range. That's range.

William (19:25.774)

Cody (19:29.124)

Hahaha!

Cody (19:37.084)

Yes.

William (19:37.234)

Exactly. 100%. Yes. Yeah. Okay.

Dallas (19:40.172)

I have a question for the doctor. This is a doctor question. If you have a baby inside of you, does that make you a mech? Like, uh, okay.

William (19:49.126)

100% yes. Yes, 100% yes.

Cody (19:50.29)

Yes. A mech. Like Pacific Room. Like Pacific Rim.

Alex (19:51.275)

Does it make you a what?

Dallas (19:52.748)

Like a mech, like a Megazord, like-

Like, there's a baby in you.

William (19:58.498)

Did you say, did you say, hold up, did you say Pacific Room? Ha ha ha.

Alex (19:58.649)

Oh.

Dallas (20:02.936)

That was the Netflix version. That was the Transmorphers version. Mario was in Pacific Room.

Alex (20:04.255)

He has such a hard time with vowels. Such a hard time with vowels.

Cody (20:04.261)

Ha ha!

William (20:07.662)

Alex (20:13.355)

Did you remember in Pacific Room, because it's set in Asia, they ate a lot of Raymond.

Dallas (20:18.852)

William (20:21.691)

Oh, okay, I'm very excited, especially for Dallas and Alex on this one. Yes, you are, yes, you are. The only one, it's Cody and Alex are tied for two. Dallas, unfortunately, you just have one point. But you have the opportunity to make this up because you watch this show every year before you start your job as a community college professor. Okay.

Alex (20:27.135)

Hey, I'm two for two right now, I can't be...

Dallas (20:36.29)

Man.

Dallas (20:42.948)

Oh, ooh. Yes.

Alex (20:45.175)

Yes!

Cody (20:45.863)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

William (20:47.458)

In episode 100 of Community, Basic Crisis Room Decorum, the scandal that City College outlines in their negative ad actually happened in 2004 where a cat named Colby Nolan was granted an MBA from a school as part of an investigation to expose a diploma mill. Which school did this actually happen in?

Alex (21:10.339)

Shut up. No way.

Liberty University. No, no.

Dallas (21:17.292)

Oh, ha ha.

Cody (21:18.119)

Hmm.

William (21:19.018)

Uh, Trinity Southern University in Texas, Divinity Western University in Delaware, Northern Hope University in Nevada, or Southeast Christian in San Antonio. Was it Trinity, I'll just say Trinity, Divinity, Northern Hope, or Southeast? Where did this scandal actually occur?

Alex (21:33.955)

Hmm.

Cody (21:43.252)

No idea.

Alex (21:44.727)

The holy divine trinity of the southeast, of course.

William (21:48.594)

Okay, so the answers have been locked in. Alex, you said Divinity Western University in Delaware. I 100% made that up. Um.

Alex (21:57.887)

Well, I wouldn't have known any better. It's a community college. Duh.

Dallas (21:57.9)

Heh, heh, heh.

Cody (22:00.186)

Well, that's because Delaware's not real. It's not a real state.

William (22:03.594)

Exactly.

Dallas (22:03.788)

Yeah, that's the part that's not real, not the college part.

Alex (22:04.623)

That should have been my first. It's because I pressed the red button according to Cody, and Delaware no longer exists.

William (22:12.511)

Dallas, you said Northern Hope University in Nevada. I completely made that one up. Cody, you said Trinity Southern University in Texas, and you sir are correct. That is where that actual scandal occurred that the smear campaign from the 100th episode of Community was based off of.

Cody (22:12.538)

Delaware never existed.

Alex (22:17.923)

I'm out.

Dallas (22:18.41)

I should have known.

Alex (22:26.112)

Why?

Dallas (22:26.202)

What?

Cody (22:26.671)

completely guessed.

Dallas (22:35.62)

To be fair, I did not fill that one in my jellies. I did not, I just guessed.

Alex (22:35.668)

Well, does that-

Alex (22:40.327)

My jelly is...

William (22:40.64)

Trust your jellies Dallas, trust your jellies. No you can't trust those.

Cody (22:40.67)

I... Always trust your jellies, especially if they're blackberry.

Alex (22:46.215)

Unless they're birdie bots, and in which case never trust the jellies.

Dallas (22:49.294)

The only way to fill my jellies is for me to go two knuckles deep into my belly button. So here we go, ask the question.

William (22:53.61)

What the fuck?

Alex (22:54.101)

Eww.

Cody (22:54.535)

Alex (22:56.949)

Eww.

William (22:58.346)

Oh, he's primed, I guess. No, that's just us. Question number four. What is the 100th chapter of the Harry Potter saga? Is it?

Alex (23:00.971)

I... do I edit that out? Or is that just us? Okay.

Dallas (23:02.553)

Oh! There we go.

William (23:19.054)

Number 12 Grimald Place. I will give you this, it all happens in the order, all of these are order of the phoenix. So the 100th chapter happens in the order of the phoenix. Is it number 12 Grimald Place, the noble and most ancient house of black, Percy and Padfoot, or out of the fire?

Alex (23:26.274)

Oh no!

Cody (23:26.279)

Rude.

William (23:43.414)

I'll read them again. Number 12, Grimald Place. These are to the chapter titles. The noble and most ancient house of black. Percy and Padfoot. Or Out of the Fire.

Alex (23:57.523)

Of course you made it about Harry Potter. You had to make it about Harry Potter. Hey, hey, oh. Sorry, was that... was that Harry Potter? I don't know how vowels work.

William (23:59.426)

Of course I did. Of course I did. I made a promise to our wizard f-

Cody (24:00.227)

Of course. I don't really bother.

William (24:10.102)

I made a promise to our Wizardfest audience that I would bring it up every episode and I will keep my promise. So you have all said number 12 Grimald Place, which was chapter four, you all said it, which was chapter four of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and that was chapter 98. The 100th chapter was the noble and most ancient house of black or chapter six from the Order of the Phoenix. So.

Cody (24:18.073)

Ha!

Alex (24:21.907)

We all said that?

Alex (24:30.464)

No!

Dallas (24:30.532)

I was so close, I knew it was close.

Cody (24:31.671)

Yes.

Dallas (24:36.12)

man.

William (24:38.631)

No points that round.

Alex (24:40.511)

May God have mercy on our souls.

Cody (24:40.616)

Ugh. I knew it was in the fifth book due to a Harry Potter podcast I was listening to, but... Ugh. I did.

William (24:47.874)

Did you? So you heard that fact before. Oh wow, okay. No.

Cody (24:51.344)

Yeah.

Dallas (24:51.396)

I felt my jellies too soon on that one. That gone it.

Cody (24:54.183)

Because there are actually 200 chapters of Harry Potter. Or no, sorry, 199 chapters in Harry Potter.

William (25:03.107)

Oh, they almost made it. Ugh.

Alex (25:04.447)

Well, that's what the Cursed Child is, it's just a play. No chapters, only acts. Exactly. Correct.

Cody (25:04.826)

Yes.

William (25:09.454)

That's chapter 200 of the Harry Potter saga. Okay, question number five, and this one's mean. I'll give it to you. This one's mean. Page 100 of Project Hail Mary, what is the first word on page 100? I will give you this. It is the start of chapter six. So.

Dallas (25:11.129)

Hahaha

Alex (25:27.999)

Oh.

Alex (25:33.703)

If, before you give us the options, knowing Andy Weir and Project Hail Mary, I'm gonna make my guess now. Is it, by chance, fuck? And.

William (25:46.296)

Duck quack number four.

Alex (25:48.275)

Yes! But hey, if you've read the book, you probably know what word I said if it was duckwack, so you know.

Dallas (25:54.436)

William (25:56.006)

your options are, because this is multiple choice. Is it, well? Is it, okay? Is it the? Or is it in? I in, is it well, okay? They're not, okay, the rest of these, I had to put that one in.

Cody (26:12.291)

Ugh.

Cody (26:17.175)

I audiobooked this.

William (26:20.75)

I knew it! That's why I picked it, because I knew you didn't read it.

Alex (26:24.831)

Well, like that helps me. I don't have an, I don't have an eidetic memory. I can't just be like, hmm, page 100. No cheating, Dallas. Make sure his answer's in already. This is a trick question. It's, it's fuck. Ha ha ha.

William (26:26.488)

Um.

Dallas (26:27.044)

I just smashed my microphone, I'm so sorry.

Dallas (26:34.34)

I already gave him my answer.

William (26:35.446)

He did, he already gave me the answer. Cody, it's actually chapter. If you technically, it's the first word that appears on the top of that page is actually check. No, Cody, you said well, unfortunately that is incorrect. Dallas and Alex, you both said okay, unfortunately that is correct and I have to give you both points. It was. I believe the quote was okay, actually I have it here.

Dallas (26:40.331)

Heh.

Alex (26:56.441)

Yeah!

You tried, you tried to get me.

William (27:04.778)

you know, for my research, the actual sentence was, okay, if I'm going to die, it's going to have meaning.

Alex (27:14.195)

And then how many more words after that is the curse word? Just curious. Seven. Ha ha ha.

William (27:17.207)

Hmm.

William (27:27.522)

I do not see any on these two pages.

Alex (27:28.939)

Both Cody and Dallas, you have to be able to confirm that as a teacher, which our lovely protagonist of Project Hail Mary is, the ability to just curse freely because you're in outer space, would that or would that not just be the greatest day of your life? Because I feel like that's

William (27:44.878)

Dallas (27:46.136)

That was COVID and it was great.

Cody (27:48.559)

Hahaha!

Alex (27:48.703)

I feel like Ryland Grace is the absolute perfect embodiment of a teacher. Like I'm fed up with students, I finally have peace to myself, and I'm going to say all of the bad words because I'm the only one on this spaceship. No little ears.

William (27:58.4)

Yeah. Oh.

Dallas (27:59.084)

Ha ha ha!

Cody (28:03.356)

There is still the remnants of the sound wave from the profanity lace tirade I had in the Earhorn Law Library at Liberty University after I was studying tax law. For.

William (28:13.294)

You're floating somewhere over Lake Michigan. Okay. It is. Okay, question number six. Christmas story.

Dallas (28:15.233)

Yeah.

Dallas (28:19.364)

That's an appropriate reference for the time.

Alex (28:19.511)

I don't understand that reference.

Cody (28:22.407)

Hahaha

Alex (28:23.711)

What is that reference to?

Dallas (28:25.88)

Christmas story.

Cody (28:26.343)

Christmas story.

William (28:29.586)

When he's fighting the furnace, he said his profanity-laced tirade is still hovering somewhere over Lake Michigan. Yeah. So, yeah, I'm not going to go into the details of the

Alex (28:36.387)

Ah, I am, I'm showing the fact that I've only seen that like twice. I know.

Dallas (28:43.64)

Have you escaped it? It's like it's on everything.

Cody (28:43.819)

I see it twice a year.

William (28:46.099)

Alex (28:46.555)

Exactly, my dad would see it on TNT and be like, nope.

William (28:50.486)

Click. Gone. Okay, chapter, chapter. Good grief. Question six. What sentence is uttered at minute 100 of Star Wars A New Hope?

Alex (29:07.124)

Minute 100 of A New Hope.

William (29:08.446)

Minute 100, so one hour and 40 minutes into Star Wars A New Hope. Just to give you, so I will tell you that the movie itself was just over two hours long. Is it... Uh, the Empire doesn't consider a small one-man fighter to be of any threat. Is it... Now be careful, R2! Or is it... IT'S A TRAP!

Cody (29:09.173)

one hour.

Alex (29:19.434)

Dear.

Cody (29:20.98)

Mm.

Alex (29:38.219)

Just those three?

William (29:39.327)

Yes, just those three.

William (29:52.445)

Oh interesting, you have all picked different answers.

Alex (29:56.703)

No. Really?

William (29:59.678)

It's a Trap, interestingly enough, is uttered at minute 100 of Empire Strikes Back by Princess Leia to Luke. I was desperate for Admiral Ackbar's It's a Trap to be at minute 100 in The Return of the Jedi, and it was spoken at minute 95. Ah! Ha ha ha. Now be careful, all two.

Cody (29:59.803)

Don't.

Alex (30:06.864)

Empire Strikes Back.

Cody (30:07.395)

Yes, that was Leia. Yeah.

Dallas (30:07.696)

Oh dang it! You got me! Oh-

Alex (30:22.535)

No!

Cody (30:22.855)

All fine.

Dallas (30:24.388)

And it was close.

William (30:28.918)

was spoken by C-3PO aboard the Millennium Falcon at minute 60 of Star Wars A New Hope. The Empire does not consider a small one man fighter to be of any threat, happened at minute 100 of Star Wars A New Hope. Congratulations, Cody, you are correct, sir.

Alex (30:34.937)

Oh man.

Alex (30:47.307)

Wow.

Cody (30:51.427)

I was trying to play the movie in my mind.

Dallas (30:52.)

If we all three spread out, not all of us can hit all the landmines at the same time.

Cody (30:56.551)

William (30:56.846)

Dallas (30:59.045)

one of us will get through.

Alex (30:59.147)

That's also one of the, I think that was at minute 97 in A New Hope, yeah.

Dallas (31:03.104)

Yeah.

William (31:03.686)

Yeah, right. Okay. Um, I'm actually going to move, uh, what I had for question seven down here to the end because I love this. Okay. Gentlemen, question number seven. How long was the 100 years war? Was it?

Cody (31:04.199)

Alex (31:14.323)

I can't wait till we get to question 100. This is gonna be so good.

Dallas (31:18.5)

William (31:33.902)

89 years, 97 years, 100 years, or 116 years.

William (31:47.598)

William (31:55.174)

Okay, the answers have been locked in. Um, Alex and Dallas, you both said 100, which is incorrect. The 100 years war was 116 years long.

Dallas (32:04.162)

I knew it. I w-

Cody (32:09.707)

I had it somewhere in my brain that it was 112, so I knew it was longer than 100, so. Ha ha ha.

William (32:16.734)

Okay, yeah, so Cody, you did. You got that one correct. Okay, in Old Norse, this is question number eight. In Old Norse, the word hundred, from which our hundred derives, originally meant what number?

Alex (32:18.551)

Bravo.

Dallas (32:20.216)

There you go.

Cody (32:38.311)

Did you not play with Genevieve that day you made these questions?

William (32:42.227)

No, I've had these, listen, I've had most of these, she's on Thanksgiving break, she's had two parents here, it's fine, it's fine. Is it 120, 200, 1000, or 2000? The Norse word 100, from which we derived the word 100, what number did that actually mean?

Alex (32:43.883)

Daddy doesn't love me!

Dallas (32:50.34)

Alex (33:06.403)

I heard lots of typing there. Somebody thinks it's a thousand.

Dallas (33:11.268)

backed up a couple times.

William (33:12.743)

120, 200, 1000, or 2000? The answers have been locked in. Dallas and Alex, you both said 1000, which is incorrect. Cody, you said 200, which is incorrect. The actual number that the Norse word for 100 is for 120.

Alex (33:23.139)

Correct. Dang it!

Dallas (33:24.312)

Dang it.

Cody (33:29.389)

Okay.

Alex (33:36.427)

Well, why didn't they just call it 100 twantag?

Dallas (33:36.972)

You know, I was gonna say that, no back then. Ha ha ha.

William (33:39.114)

I dread to want to answer.

Cody (33:40.266)

Hahahaha

Alex (33:43.043)

Come on, old Norse people who are dead and clearly ha-

Dallas (33:44.804)

I played Mario 100 times.

William (33:47.47)

Alex (33:48.483)

Oh, so you played it a hundred times? No, a hundred and twenty-one tag. Uhhhh... I'm Norse. Okay.

Dallas (33:50.34)

William (33:52.398)

William (33:57.054)

Okay, question number nine. Which one of these episodes of our podcast did not cross 100 minutes long? Was it episode two, the sequel's sequel? Was it episode 50, the phase four retrospective? Was it episode 63, March movie madness part two?

Or was it episode 888 Chamber of Secrets commentary?

Alex (34:30.903)

This is tough because I've edited two of those four. No, I've edited three of those four.

Alex (34:41.666)

Oh no.

William (34:41.934)

Do you remember? Was it the sequel's sequel? Was it the phase four retrospective? Was it March movie madness part two? Or was it Chamber of Secrets commentary?

Alex (34:55.138)

I... I think... This is right.

Dallas (34:59.94)

I changed mine. Wasn't feeling my jellies on any of these. Let me consult the jellies one more time.

William (35:10.2)

I don't know why I expected, I don't know why in that moment when you leaned your head back I expected you to yodel. That's just...

Cody (35:12.622)

Ah.

Dallas (35:16.4)

Y'all ready?

Cody (35:18.08)

I got it wrong.

William (35:20.37)

Oh, are you cheating? Oh, okay, you've already submitted your answers. Okay. So Alex and Dallas both said, March Movie Madness, part two, that episode was 115 minutes long. Cody, you said episode two, the sequel, which was 117 minutes long. The only episode out of that list that did not cross 100 minutes was the phase four retrospective.

Cody (35:22.211)

I've already locked in my answers, yes. Ah.

Alex (35:32.583)

Oh man.

Dallas (35:33.368)

Man.

Cody (35:41.411)

our first episode.

Alex (35:48.835)

with Omar. Mm.

William (35:49.494)

93 minutes long. Yes featuring your friend of the bottom are fallen this The actual recording I think topped three hours But the released episode was 93 minutes long So no points on that one

Dallas (36:00.856)

Oh yeah.

Alex (36:07.162)

I'm just impressed that we were able to cut it down to a reasonable length.

William (36:11.411)

Yeah, yeah that one that was one where it was oh Man, we may have to part one part two part three this bad boy Okay

Alex (36:19.275)

That was probably the origin of Don't Get Me Started.

William (36:22.83)

Probably, if we're being honest. Okay, question 10. We're not going to 100 questions this evening. Which one of these shows made it to 100 episodes? Was it Dexter?

Cody (36:23.143)

Mmm, yes, probably. Probably.

Alex (36:30.147)

Oh.

Cody (36:43.547)

Mmm.

William (36:44.507)

Mad Men.

Cody (36:46.842)

Mmm.

William (36:47.638)

The 100.

William (36:51.242)

or Gilligan's Island. Which one of these shows actually made it to 100 episodes?

Alex (37:00.019)

Does that include Dexter Newblood?

William (37:04.487)

No, this was the original run of Dexter before they revived it.

Alex (37:05.269)

Ah.

Cody (37:06.828)

I don't know.

Alex (37:07.959)

Cause that hit like 9 seasons. Madman hit like 7 seasons?

Cody (37:15.099)

But were they network length or were they like 12 episodes?

Alex (37:19.307)

See, that's what I'm trying. All right.

William (37:20.178)

It's episodes. I pulled this from IMDB. Their episode count that was on IMDB.

Cody (37:22.063)

Yeah, so...

Cody (37:26.975)

Okay, Dexter Madman... Dexter... Uh, say the list again, Dexter's Madman, Gilligan's Island...

Alex (37:27.67)

I've submitted my answer, but the...

William (37:29.486)

Yes, Cody, you have not. Dallas' answer is in.

These are episodes that crossed, or shows that crossed 100 episodes. Was it Dexter, Mad Men, The 100, or Gilligan's Island?

Alex (37:51.7)

Oh no! I looked it up.

Dallas (37:55.34)

You turd.

William (37:55.854)

Cody has submitted his answer. Dallas, you should have trusted your jellies on this one because Dexter made it to 96 episodes, Madman made it to 92 episodes, Gilligan's Island made it to 98 episodes, and the 100, ladies and gentlemen, in a providential move as big as six seasons in a movie, made it to one.

Alex (38:04.279)

Ahhhh

Cody (38:04.48)

Oof.

Cody (38:08.295)

Wow.

William (38:23.566)

100 episodes.

Cody (38:25.639)

Because the 100 was on the CW. And so...

Alex (38:25.988)

No freaking way.

William (38:29.119)

Oh yeah, they were just chucking money at that.

Cody (38:31.615)

Well, no, it was on the CW, therefore they were using network length seasons, so that was an easier get than say Mad Men was.

Alex (38:39.075)

insanity.

William (38:39.178)

Yes. The 100 was, see, I mean, I thought it was a big enough clue on there that the 100 was actually in the name.

Alex (38:47.099)

Yeah, but everyone talks about how... Yeah, but everyone also talks about how bad the 100 actually was. And I thought, no.

Dallas (38:47.736)

So was a hundred year war.

William (38:50.13)

Hahahaha

Cody (38:50.205)

Yes, true.

William (38:54.558)

Yeah, but it made it to 100 episodes.

Cody (38:56.579)

It's on the CW, quality doesn't matter on the CW, it's just, it exists in its own, like, bubble.

Alex (39:02.883)

Aren't you the world's biggest proponent of Superman and Lois, which also airs on the CW?

Cody (39:10.011)

Oh, Superman and Lois got that HBO Max money. They got that, like, they made that with HBO Max money in mind. Ha ha ha.

Alex (39:18.239)

Well, I sit corrected.

William (39:20.242)

Well, even if I had missed a couple in keeping track of this, Cody, by my count, is leading by a significant margin. Yeah. Cody, congratulations on winning the Episode 100 trivia.

Alex (39:27.079)

I think three points? He's got a three point lead?

Woo!

Alex (39:35.851)

That deserves a flute solo.

I'm gonna just make him do that at every point. Switch and flick.

William (39:39.879)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (39:41.119)

I gotta switch.

Cody (39:44.227)

I'm honored, I'm honored. I would like to thank God. I'd like to thank my family, my lovely wife, Michelle. I would like to thank the Oscars, my friend Oscar. My friend Oscar, he's kind of a grouch. He's kind of a grouch. Oh, Will Smith, why are you coming up on stage? Like, help, help.

William (39:54.33)

They're playing you off buddy. Shepard's crook's coming out here soon.

Dallas (40:03.885)

Heh.

Alex (40:06.679)

Hoo.

Dallas (40:08.465)

YEEPERS!

William (40:09.538)

Oh man.

Alex (40:12.779)

Well, with a hundred episodes down, gents, here is to a hundred more.

Cody (40:12.925)

Alright!

Dallas (40:19.172)

Goodbye.

William (40:20.27)

Cody (40:20.335)

Let's...

Alex (40:20.683)

Hahaha!

William (40:26.066)

Well, okay, can somebody get Dallas left his phone? His oh and his pants his pants are right here, right?

Cody (40:28.567)

We- Eheh

Dallas (40:31.744)

hahahaha

Alex (40:31.955)

He said you had the tab. I know, I think it's because he heard the police sirens and they knew they were coming to kick him out of the bar forever.

Cody (40:34.947)

Hahaha

William (40:37.486)

Dallas (40:41.444)

I can run faster without pants on.

Alex (40:43.703)

Dallas, put your pants back on. I don't want.

Dallas (40:46.304)

It's hot.

Cody (40:46.371)

I mean, I just love being in this bar where everybody knows their name. Uh, just... No, anybody? No? Oh yeah, you got it? Cheers to 100 episodes!

Alex (40:55.959)

No, I got it.

Dallas (40:56.06)

Oh yeah. Cheers.

William (40:56.871)

I get the reference.

Dallas (40:59.8)

I haven't watched Cheers in a long time.

Alex (41:01.571)

I'm just disappointed that Sam isn't flirting with me.

William (41:02.578)

Okay. What do you wanna do after this? Favorite moment and then we insert the clip and it's one favorite moment so it's easy to find.

Alex (41:14.495)

You say that, but it's not easy to find. But if you all can help me find them, then yes, I will do it. Okay. Well, with 100 episodes down and 100 more to go at the very least, I mean, we'll knock that out by Wednesday.

William (41:20.513)

Yes.

Dallas (41:20.609)

can find mine.

William (41:30.412)

Oh yeah.

Cody (41:34.049)

No.

William (41:35.573)

I'm tired already.

Dallas (41:35.71)

Eh, hehehehe.

Alex (41:38.195)

I would love to hear what has everyone's favorite moment been?

William (41:44.486)

I will start because I knew the moment that this question was posed. I knew exactly. I, it was hands down my favorite moment. And it's the reason why, if you look at our podcast chat, it's a picture of Chevy chase holding a grapefruit. And if you look at our podcast planning chat, it's just a picture of a grapefruit. And if you look at the logo of our podcast, it is a grapefruit.

Dallas (42:00.964)

Hahaha

William (42:10.33)

It has birthed a sentient best friend in the grapefruit named Gus. It is the time you told us the story of watching the James Bond movie. And the lady had a grapefruit in her purse.

Cody (42:10.385)

When I've...

Alex (42:18.812)

Listen.

Alex (42:26.871)

How could I not be passionate about that, okay?

Dallas (42:29.773)

Ha ha

William (42:30.183)

I- it- s-

Cody (42:32.809)

So what you're saying... Don't get him started, William. Don't get him started.

Alex (42:32.959)

You don't have to judge me.

Dallas (42:38.775)

hahahaha

William (42:39.32)

Okay, so we're gonna run it here and then we'll play it and then we need to have

Cody (42:44.504)

Do do

Alex (42:46.771)

I, and listening back to that, all I have to say is, I wholeheartedly stand by every word I said. A grapefruit is the stupidest thing that you could bring to a movie theater. It's not easy to peel, you need one of those fancy serrated spoons, you have to put sugar on it, so are you bringing sugar packets? Are you just bringing your sugar bowl? How are we doing? The logistics of the grapefruit, no go.

William (42:59.944)

I'm like...

William (43:05.884)

Hahaha

William (43:16.618)

The grapefruit in the purse has kind of elevated to almost like an analogy for life. It's like one of those unexpected twists that leave you puzzled at first, but ultimately make the situation, your mood, and the... It just makes it all better.

Alex (43:34.239)

Yeah.

Alex (43:37.599)

Well, it's just so puzzling. You're like, so many decisions were made here. None of them were good, but so many were made. And I just want to understand, how did we get to this point?

Dallas (43:45.304)

Hehehe

William (43:45.326)

Cody (43:45.895)

I mean, I can almost understand if she had grapefruit pieces and baggies. Like how she likes fruit for a snack. But it was a whole grapefruit in her purse, uncut. Did she have a knife? Was she just going to just bite into it?

Alex (43:51.615)

No!

Dallas (43:53.06)

Hehehehe

William (44:01.966)

Exactly, one of those serrated spoons, like how is she- How is she gonna eat that thing?

Alex (44:11.817)

Listen.

Dallas (44:12.216)

I feel like she, if you asked her today about that, she'd be like, I don't even know what you're talking about, but we have memorialized that. And it is forever going to be known and we're going to talk about it for the rest of our lives. And it's something that she, in her crazy chaotic life, it's not even on the radar, but we will remember it for her.

Alex (44:32.375)

That's the kind of, that's the person who walks into Costco and decides that they're gonna buy a $7,000 couch while they get their tin of 43 muffins and they're gonna get the jumbo-sized jar of pickles and think nothing is weird about that. She's just, she's just going through life with whatever comes her way. And part of me, part of me, maybe the reason I'm so up in arms about it.

Cody (44:32.385)

Ish.

William (44:50.566)

No.

Dallas (44:51.268)

Cody (44:53.077)

I beat.

William (44:56.814)

Heh.

Alex (45:00.911)

is because I wish I could live life so cavalier. Maybe. But then the other 99.99999% of me goes, you are an insane person and you need to be institutionalized.

William (45:03.266)

Hahaha.

Dallas (45:03.972)

Cody (45:04.059)

Look, I-

William (45:12.27)

Cody (45:15.875)

Look, I am not a Sam's Club member. I do not pay for a membership card to Sam's Club. But I have snuck in to-

Alex (45:22.847)

No, you borrow your mother-in-laws just like everyone else.

William (45:25.826)

Hahaha!

Cody (45:26.379)

But I have snuck into plenty of Sam's Club and when the person at the front tell me Corners me I'm like I'm meeting someone in here and I walk on by and I buy that soft pretzel Because the Sam's Club soft pretzels are the best soft pretzels And I don't even care I won't pay for a membership, but I will pay that one dollar and 89 cents for that soft pretzels

Dallas (45:27.206)

Hehehehehehehehe

William (45:39.246)

Hahaha

Dallas (45:40.58)

Alex (45:49.439)

I need to find some patriotic music right there, like he's giving a speech from Patton, and there's a giant American flag behind him. It's my god given right. I will walk in there, hell or high water, and buy that pretzel.

William (45:51.854)

Hahaha

William (45:55.435)

Oh.

Dallas (45:56.5)

Yeah

William (45:59.497)

Now.

Dallas (46:00.149)

Hahaha

Cody (46:01.729)

Now, now the Bourbon Drive-In Theatre in Paris, Kentucky uses the Sam's Club soft pretzels in their concession stands, and I cried for 20 minutes when I realized that because they are the best.

William (46:13.246)

You cried for 20 minutes at an alarming number of things. I just wanted to point that out. Just 20 minutes in the, just 20 minutes in the dude. And I cried for 20 minutes. But yeah, that's.

Dallas (46:16.74)

Cody (46:17.152)

But only 20 minutes. Only 20 minutes.

Alex (46:18.855)

A butterfly landed on my windshield and I cried for 20 minutes. Bambi's mother died and I cried for 20 minutes. Mufasa is dead again and I cried for another 20 minutes even though I knew I was coming.

Cody (46:23.269)

Hahaha!

Dallas (46:24.454)

I like to see like you're like setting a timer on your watch

Cody (46:26.951)

William (46:32.438)

Hahahaha

Cody (46:33.599)

Oh no, actually Mufasa's death felt nothing. I felt nothing. I just... I actually enjoyed it. Scar was right.

Dallas (46:37.039)

Ha ha ha. Ha ha.

Alex (46:39.775)

I'm sorry, I-

William (46:39.883)

But that, yes, but us meeting Gus for the first time, though we didn't know it yet, but picking my favorite episodes of the podcast is like picking my favorite children. I mean, we all know you had one, but you need to throw in some honorable mentions. I love the tiny little tubby kisses.

Alex (46:45.131)

Whoa.

Dallas (46:45.879)

I hate cats! Including big ones.

William (47:06.522)

I still listen back to that. No, no. Okay, I won't say anymore until we're all done.

Dallas (47:06.882)

Heh.

Cody (47:07.004)

Alex (47:07.28)

Dude, you can't keep stealing all the best parts.

Dallas (47:10.02)

Cody (47:15.247)

I'm just going to have to say, you know, maybe it's recency bias, but the AnimagusAnimorphsRegistry.com was nothing short of sheer brilliance.

William (47:24.29)

like.

Dallas (47:25.231)

hahahaha

Dallas (47:34.544)

hahahaha

Alex (47:35.615)

This is why we keep him around.

William (47:38.382)

Oh man. And you're not gonna have to go diggin' far, it was the last episode. Like it, I just.

Dallas (47:38.648)

Ha ha!

Cody (47:40.429)

Like, the-

Cody (47:45.799)

The fact... The fact that that resided within you. I'm just like, you never know what to expect. ..

Dallas (47:51.324)

I don't know where it came from, to be honest. Not a clue.

William (47:54.785)

He dug into his jellies and pulled that one out to grace the world.

Cody (47:57.504)

Hahaha!

Dallas (47:57.884)

I did.

Cody (48:00.451)

I'm gonna go.

Alex (48:01.664)

Delightful.

Dallas (48:04.396)

It was a tight walk.

William (48:05.731)

Is that your favorite?

Alex (48:07.251)

Your favorite moment from the podcast of all time?

Cody (48:10.875)

Well, my favorite moments are going to be a little pat myself on the back. On these one. I can't really pick a moment, but the birthday episode where we had everyone together.

William (48:16.895)

Okay.

Alex (48:17.5)

Oh, okay, all right.

William (48:28.366)

Okay, now that's not patting yourself on the back. That was an emotional happy time. You had all of your Horcruxes in one room. And no, I don't think that's, that one's up there on mine too.

Cody (48:35.906)

It was.

Dallas (48:36.824)

Yeah.

Cody (48:39.919)

Hahaha

Dallas (48:40.4)

Hahaha

Cody (48:47.199)

The wedding episode, just the entire thing, was awesome. That whole documentary. It's the only episode Michelle will listen to. Oh. Ha ha ha.

Dallas (48:57.56)

Hahahaha! Ouch! Jeez!

William (48:57.633)

Alex (48:58.399)

I don't think that's a compliment. That's actually it.

William (49:00.782)

Yeah.

Cody (49:05.674)

But I will have to- this one is the true Pat myself on the back. Eddie Izzard is an evil space wizard. The look of dejection on Alex's face when he realized how I pulled the rug under him by using the Voldemort in the Lego Batman movie was nothing short of magic.

William (49:12.046)

Dallas (49:13.22)

William (49:28.544)

Mm.

Dallas (49:28.9)

Cody (49:33.999)

I worked really hard to get who wants to be a Galleon air right and I was just like I spent like three months scouring chamber of secrets in order to get that one working and the fact that I pulled that I pulled a fast one on Alex and Dallas with Eddie

Alex (49:38.667)

That was, that was a good one.

William (49:38.766)

Yeah.

Dallas (49:39.818)

hahahaha

William (49:54.67)

Dallas (49:54.852)

Alex (49:55.767)

Don't remind me. I'm still bitter about it.

Alex (50:03.063)

Tell us what about you.

Dallas (50:05.468)

Okay, so it's down to two. It's either you choose your own adventure when we fought the crystalline miniature house folks. That whole run in the house or it's, or any moment in the last half of our bracket, whenever the wheels fell off and we were just shooting at each other. It wasn't about what the movie was best. It was just about making sure no one else won.

William (50:15.234)

Hahaha

Alex (50:15.988)

Yes.

William (50:25.735)

hahahaha

William (50:30.392)

Cody (50:36.647)

I was shocked that you guys voted for Independence Day over the Dark Knight. I was shocked.

William (50:43.214)

Ha ha ha!

Alex (50:43.671)

That was brutal. That was brutal.

Dallas (50:43.672)

That's when I knew I was like, there's no way that any of mine are making it past first run. And then after that I was like, okay, at any cost, the best movie cannot win. It has to be one of these. Yeah. The fact that it made it as far as it did.

Alex (50:48.887)

Now.

Cody (50:49.635)

I was willing!

Cody (50:57.62)

James and the giant peach. Hahahaha!

Alex (51:02.699)

This is why we can't have nice things.

Cody (51:05.287)

William (51:07.143)

So in my head, we are collecting an infinity gauntlet full of forms of just fruit. We have the grapefruit and we have Gus's big boned friend, the peach.

Dallas (51:17.22)

Cody (51:18.834)

Hahaha

Cody (51:23.399)

Dallas (51:25.887)

Hahaha

William (51:28.346)

And it's just...

Alex (51:29.183)

And they're all turned into Dallas's jellies.

Cody (51:31.627)

Cough.

William (51:32.014)

Alex (51:34.608)

and jams and jams.

Dallas (51:35.091)

Is that gonna be in the patreon like package we send out is back Yeah, let's just jelly's and it's like grapefruit jellies and there's a peach jellies, but it's just a picture of me with no shirt on Yeah

Cody (51:37.679)

I-

Cody (51:45.238)

Unfortun-

Alex (51:45.611)

Paddington style marmalade, yeah, everything.

Cody (51:47.947)

Unfortunately, Dallas can't snap his fingers because his hands are too sticky. From all- Hahahaha!

Dallas (51:52.628)

Yeah. It's fermenting for two weeks in my belly button. And then we jar it up and send it your way.

Alex (51:54.371)

from all the belly button jelly.

Alex (52:04.663)

Some people use a sourdough starter that's hundreds of years old. We prefer going straight to the source, natural yeast from Dallas' belly button.

William (52:08.618)

Oh gosh!

Dallas (52:12.385)

Yeah.

William (52:13.816)

Ehhhhhhh

Dallas (52:15.164)

Yeah, for $50 we'll give you some of my special starter.

Alex (52:20.639)

New favorite moment right here.

Dallas (52:20.9)

For those of you who can't hear that, that's me patting my belly.

Cody (52:21.06)

In this.

William (52:22.613)

I'm gonna go to bed.

Alex (52:26.155)

New favorite moment.

Dallas (52:29.844)

Hold on, here we go. We got it.

William (52:31.062)

I'm sorry.

Alex (52:40.735)

I'll let the listener imagine what Dallas is smacking there. It's not what you think. That's what the cool kids are calling it.

William (52:43.136)

I'm dead.

Dallas (52:47.936)

It's the jelly maker.

William (52:49.601)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (52:53.496)

That's right. Yeah, it's my bad.

Cody (52:54.567)

I'm sorry.

Alex (52:55.187)

Wait, no, the belly, it's his belly, not anything else, sorry. We should clarify now that I hear what I said.

William (52:59.591)

Cody (53:00.205)

Okay.

Dallas (53:03.624)

Yeah.

William (53:06.651)

No.

Dallas (53:09.693)

Alright Alex, what's yours? Did you say yours?

Alex (53:12.555)

No, I hadn't yet. See, I have loved doing more of the audio drama stuff. So the Choose Your Own Adventures have been a highlight for me. But I was so, so flipping proud of the announcement episode that we made for William's Harry Potter Patreon Show. And that audio drama, and I'm proud of...

Dallas (53:20.056)

Yeah.

Cody (53:35.699)

Oh, right. Yeah. That was good. That was good.

Dallas (53:36.835)

Oh yeah!

William (53:36.854)

Yeah

Alex (53:41.463)

Dallas and Cody William you're a thespian like me. We are very dramatic, but Dallas and Cody Let's be real you guys are spur of the moment you're not scripted guys and so the idea that we were able to make it as Realistic as possible. I was so pleased with how it turned out From us having fake arguments walking into a fictional bar to then

William (53:45.486)

Cody (53:52.923)

No.

William (53:58.627)

Ugh.

William (54:05.934)

Alex (54:10.315)

Talking William off a proverbial ledge about Harry Potter as the police helicopters Circle overhead. I'm sure there were police snipers on a rooftop somewhere nearby that we just didn't We didn't actually bake them into the audio, but they're there

Dallas (54:12.941)

Yeah

William (54:22.598)

No doubt.

William (54:28.158)

And the whole process of bringing that together, when I hired the lady on Fiverr to do the news read, and she messaged me back and she asked for me to send her the episode because she said, that is by far my favorite news read I've ever done, ever. I have to hear this in context. She did and I sent it to her.

Cody (54:41.578)

Ha ha!

Dallas (54:41.581)

Uh.

Alex (54:50.707)

No. Really, she asked?

Cody (54:52.277)

Okay.

Alex (54:57.047)

Did you ever get feedback? She's like, nevermind, I take it back now.

Cody (54:57.239)

What did she say?

William (54:57.25)

Oh, I had to. It was just, it was just bravo. Bravo.

Cody (55:03.852)

Hahahaha

Alex (55:06.583)

That does make me feel even better.

Dallas (55:06.86)

I forgot about that until you brought it up because it exists in a different reality in my brain that happened like it was a yeah that it's I Love it

William (55:13.634)

Like the audio drama? Oh yeah.

Alex (55:13.791)

That was just a regular Wednesday night for us.

Cody (55:17.508)

Ha ha ha!

William (55:19.766)

That one was the best. And then.

Cody (55:20.603)

I didn't realize- I thought you would just like use their friend. So what is this Fiverr? What is that?

William (55:26.37)

Fiverr, you can, it's like slipping somebody a five for a handyman job. You can hire people to do graphics for you, to make logos for you, to do voiceover work for you. There's all kinds of different things, and there's differing prices, and there's also differing levels of quality, but I just went for voiceover work, and okay, I have to, what?

Cody (55:39.69)

Okay.

Cody (55:46.051)

Okay.

Cody (55:53.927)

Is that how you got Morgan Freeman?

William (55:55.95)

Hahahaha

Dallas (55:57.252)

William (55:59.918)

Okay, all right My first favorite child just knocked over the china cabinet. I've got a new one. It's oh that one was also It was also by I said I said picking your favorite moments like picking your favorite child I'm like, oh well my first one just knocked over the china cabinet. So I got a new favorite one Yeah, that one was especially since I've like forced you all to like react to it live And I got to watch your reactions to it that one

Cody (56:10.215)

Ha ha!

Alex (56:10.314)

What?

Dallas (56:11.569)

the

Dallas (56:16.152)

Uhhh...

Dallas (56:27.561)

Oh yeah!

Alex (56:29.215)

I love, and here's, it's not an actual favorite moment per se, it is a favorite thing that has happened over the past hundred episodes. We have talked, and it's funny because even when we did the retrospective on a full year and we joked like, this is a very arbitrary number to hit, like a hundred, that's a real number. But when we did a year of releases we kind of like...

William (56:49.016)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (56:49.706)

Yeah.

Alex (56:52.459)

sat around and we talked about the things that we were proud of. I really love getting to see each of us take on these little projects that we're really proud of, or little things that it's like, I can't wait to share this one with you guys, because that is the thing. Putting it together is just so flipping fun.

Cody (57:07.227)

Mm-hmm.

William (57:11.785)

Yes

Alex (57:14.155)

Duck quack.

William (57:15.246)

Dallas (57:15.684)

Cody (57:17.168)

Woohoo!

William (57:19.214)

All right, guys, well, thank you for Dallas and Alex. Cody, you've been there from the beginning, but very quickly after we started. Dallas, Alex, thank you for jumping on early and sticking around for this wild ride, especially getting to episode 100. It's...

Cody (57:19.874)

Uh.

Alex (57:28.547)

I wanted to be there from the beginning and Cody didn't let me.

Cody (57:33.028)

will appear.

Dallas (57:36.74)

Yeah.

Cody (57:42.535)

I mean, what is it like 80% of podcasts pod fade after like the first 20? I mean, we've bucked the trend. We've bucked the odds.

Alex (57:49.611)

Really? Or we're just too stupid to know that people aren't listening and we're just doing it anyway.

Cody (57:56.231)

I just...

Dallas (57:56.281)

Ha ha ha! We've posted none of these!

William (57:57.82)

And that's what I firmly landed on the mentality that if, and I was actually talking to this with Megan Peeters from Swish and Flick, if nobody listened, nobody, would I still want to do this? And that answer was equivocally 100% yes.

Alex (57:58.443)

We're too stubborn.

Cody (58:00.443)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (58:22.532)

Ah!

Alex (58:23.392)

Boo, I loved it.

William (58:24.987)

And so I can't wait for 100 more.

Alex (58:29.363)

And at 200 we're ending the show. Never to be heard from again, deleting all of our social media.

Dallas (58:31.988)

Yep. Are we gonna do a 100th episode? At 120?

William (58:32.447)

Done.

Cody (58:39.969)

Yes, yes, we are doing a 100 episode.

Alex (58:43.475)

and it's all gonna be in ye olde Norse. We're gonna read Beowulf and it's...

Dallas (58:43.924)

Yes. Yeah. We're going to celebrate the hundred year war episodes. Like just, yeah.

Cody (58:47.271)

Ha ha!

William (58:51.229)

at 116.

Alex (58:55.495)

We're gonna pull a Dexter and only do 96 episodes.

Dallas (58:58.884)

William (58:59.63)

Cody (59:01.367)

Well, if we had thought about it, if thought about it on episode 42, we should have done the meaning of life. Cause... If, if we had thought about it then...

Alex (59:08.743)

Oh, you know what, here's the fun thing though. We can record that episode, delete whatever episode 42 is, and then just re-upload episode 42. Yeah, you thought you heard episode 42.

Dallas (59:18.196)

Yeah, Gaslight everybody. Yeah.

William (59:20.979)

No and no one who's to say

Cody (59:24.016)

Yeah

Alex (59:25.151)

It's already been done. What are you talking about? There wasn't an episode 42 before this point. It went 41, 43.

Dallas (59:27.33)

hahahaha

William (59:33.15)

Okay, now you've got me curious. Is it one that I'm gonna be like, yeah? Oh no, okay, no, we can't book that one. It was where we took table topics from our Instagram followers.

Alex (59:40.788)

What is it?

Alex (59:44.815)

Oh, well that's the meaning of life is our friends and family and the connections we make. Maybe the real meaning of life was the friends we made along the way! Yes!

Dallas (59:46.064)

Oh yeah.

William (59:48.686)

Oh, it's the fringes. It's the fringe you've made. It's the fringe you made along the way. Ha ha ha.

Cody (59:52.263)

You're fricking me. On the way.

Dallas (59:54.284)

BINGO!

William (59:59.389)

Oh, I love when things are retroactively meta. Yay.

Dallas (01:00:02.98)

Cody (01:00:05.719)

Pun retroactively intended.

Alex (01:00:06.992)

Oh, so that means...

William (01:00:09.623)

Yeah!

Cody (01:00:10.471)

Thanks for watching!

Alex (01:00:11.227)

Now, going forward.

Dallas (01:00:11.756)

Williams, say something about cancer.

William (01:00:14.823)

And then everybody will have something on their bingo card

Alex (01:00:17.559)

That's what I was about to say. Going forward into episode 101 through 200, we need to finalize the cast bingo.

William (01:00:29.216)

Okay.

Dallas (01:00:29.869)

Yes.

Alex (01:00:30.711)

I have been working on bingo cards for the four of us, and I'm going to put them in the pub if anyone... so they can play bingo with us. If you get a bingo from one of us, let us know, send us your bingo card for the episode, and we will send you something special.

William (01:00:38.33)

so that people can play bingo.

Dallas (01:00:40.773)

hahahaha

William (01:00:56.009)

I am going to go ahead and commit the first person that gets a bingo will get a an for

Alex (01:01:00.791)

for all four people will get a signed copy from each of us of our favorite book. All four of us will send you a copy and it will just be four copies of Project Hail Mary that show up. Now, the first person to get a bingo from all four hosts over the next hundred episodes will get a signed copy of each of our favorite books sent to you by us.

William (01:01:08.839)

Ooh, okay!

William (01:01:15.069)

Hahahaha

Dallas (01:01:15.105)

Yeah.

Cody (01:01:15.207)

Dallas (01:01:27.972)

Like, we sign it or we're gonna have to try to finagle.

Alex (01:01:29.919)

Yeah, we sign it. Fine, we put a handwritten note on the interior of the book.

William (01:01:30.782)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (01:01:34.005)

There we go.

William (01:01:36.127)

So those book purists are like, you did what to my book? What? Ha ha.

Alex (01:01:39.467)

You disgraced this? What happens in a hundred years when this book is worth money? Well, it's not gonna be worth money. It's not.

Cody (01:01:45.807)

What if we annotated it?

Dallas (01:01:46.832)

I'm gonna get the thickest black sharpie and write in the last page of the book on the whole last page They don't know what happens

Alex (01:01:53.936)

Censored edition by Dallas. With duck stickers over every single F word in Project Hail Mary. You know what? I'm going to do that. I'm going to buy a copy of Project Hail Mary and buy duck, tiny duck stickers.

William (01:01:55.374)

Cody (01:02:00.039)

Dallas (01:02:04.256)

I know, I'm going on Amazon right now.

Dallas (01:02:10.436)

Tiny duck stickers. Hey Ollie, here we go! Ten dollars, not bad. Two hundred stickers. Ha ha ha.

Cody (01:02:16.026)

What tiny duck stickers why is your Google censored? Why is your Google censored?

Alex (01:02:16.652)

How many are there?

William (01:02:16.776)

Ha ha ha!

Alex (01:02:20.583)

I don't think there's enough.

William (01:02:24.85)

Oh, no, I am going to make tiny duck stickers on the cricket and there will be 100 tiny duck stickers on the page and One grapefruit but That's yes. Okay, so a annotated edition signed editions our each of our favorite books if you get bingo, but I With that gents. Congratulations on 100 episodes this

Alex (01:02:35.583)

and one grapefruit.

Alex (01:02:52.691)

We did it.

William (01:02:53.626)

has been a wild ride that I do not want to get off anytime soon. So with that...

Cody (01:02:55.047)

We did it!

Alex (01:02:58.771)

in the great words of Sally Field that one time that she accepted a word you like me you really like me maybe you we're really not sure if you like me or not it's a very one-sided medium where we just talk into the mic and then you all tell us sometimes but

William (01:03:05.146)

Hahaha

Dallas (01:03:05.156)

Dallas (01:03:11.172)

Cody (01:03:16.359)

We're actually in small white rooms with the jackets that let us hug ourselves. We're not actually recording at all. We're not.

William (01:03:27.545)

Twitch. Well with that, I will pick up the tab. If you guys wanna connect with us, the pub that we had mentioned, we will drop our bingo cards there. It's on Facebook. It's the pub open priding. The Doctor and Lawyer podcast.

Alex (01:03:39.027)

It's basically the only reason people still go on any meta platform. It's to hang out with us.

William (01:03:43.246)

Exactly, yes. You can find us there. We're also on Instagram at Dr. and Laurie podcast. And if you like the show and you wanna help us get over the hurdle of 200 episodes, check us out on Patreon. I am mailing the goodie boxes for Abed and Troy's Cup of Joe and hire out this week. So for those of you in our Patreon who are at those levels,

Dallas (01:03:43.584)

It's just to see us. Yeah.

Cody (01:03:44.964)

Yes.

Alex (01:03:54.72)

Yeah.

William (01:04:12.814)

Your Christmas boxes will be coming in the mail soon. But we have an exclusive podcast that is live right now. Potter Plus, my Harry Potter, all Harry Potter podcast. I'm probably gonna chat some Hogwarts legacy on there soon because it finally came out on the Switch. But my next episode I'm finalizing now is me finishing the Fantastic Beasts series. I'm tying up all of those loose ends because David Yates has said.

Cody (01:04:28.705)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (01:04:39.431)

And meanwhile, the rest of you who are not obsessives can find us here for the regularly

William (01:04:45.006)

Exactly, yes, so that's all inside the Patreon. If you like the show and want to help to support us that way. But with that, I'm gonna head out of here. With that, I'm gonna head out of here. But with that.

Dallas (01:04:46.776)

Heh, hah, hah.

Cody (01:04:53.183)

Give us, give us... Oh. I was gonna say.

Alex (01:04:59.379)

Hey, I'm not gonna blabla, I'm gonna interrupt. Blabla.

William (01:05:02.646)

But with that, I'm gonna head out of here. I'm William.

Cody (01:05:06.852)

I'm Cody.

Dallas (01:05:07.17)

Dallas.

Alex (01:05:09.063)

Everyone talk over everyone all the time, I'm Alex. Blah, blah, blah.

Dallas (01:05:10.852)

Alex (01:05:15.919)

100 episodes is the best thing that we've ever done. Blah blah blah.

Dallas (01:05:19.852)

Ha ha ha.

William (01:05:21.142)

I'll catch you guys next week. Bye!

Alex (01:05:22.439)

No, no, you can't talk. You're not allowed to talk. Cody has important things to say right now. What other But I remember

Cody (01:05:23.899)

Bye!

Cody (01:05:27.791)

Like you're one to talk. Like you're one to talk about it. Talking over other people. Ha ha ha.

William (01:05:36.237)

And scene.

Alex (01:05:36.515)

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