Ep. 97 - Guess Who Round 2 [Transcript]

Jan 29

Written By Alex Christian

Cody (00:02.198)

that half the time you have your eyebrows furled going what and about one out of every two hundred actually work.

William (00:11.703)

Wait, your jokes? Yeah.

Cody (00:12.842)

Yes, just utter relentlessness.

William (00:18.935)

Uh huh. I mean, I've told you since we were little, it's when it just like sparks in your head and you tell a joke, it's hilarious. But if you sit there and think to yourself, I'm going to tell a joke.

That should be your cue to stop. Just don't.

Cody (00:36.002)

Oh, you remember that episode in Ted Lasso where it was in season three where Roy Kent and Rebecca were talking after the press conference and Rebecca goes, get out of your own way, man.

William (00:48.164)

Oh yeah!

Yeah.

Cody (00:52.318)

I felt that in my bones.

William (00:54.903)

You took that to heart.

William (00:59.766)

Well, hey everybody, welcome back. This round is on me, a doctor and a lawyer. Crickets. Walk into a bar. Yes, it's the, it's the OG crew. I don't think we have ever risen to the point where we can use OG in a sentence. We, oh, yes. Yes, we are the OT crew.

Cody (01:05.922)

Walk into a bar.

It's the OG crew!

Cody (01:18.59)

We are the original trilogy. That... We are the... we... we are the... We are the...

William (01:26.39)

That's it. That's the phrase on this podcast from now. We are the OT crew, which is odd since we were a duo.

Cody (01:33.046)

We are the 58th variety of Heinz ketchup. Like...

William (01:36.89)

Wasn't there two identical characters in one of the Lemony Snicket books and they called them the triplets?

Cody (01:47.838)

Oh gosh. Oh yes, because one of them died. The triplets died, but they still called themselves the triplets. Oh. Oh, rest in peace to our brother Darryl. And our other brother Darryl.

William (01:52.257)

Yeah.

William (01:55.682)

and they still called himself the Trimble, which was like hilarious and morbid all at the same time.

William (02:07.222)

Well, the OT crew is here and it is game night and this is kind of a round two of a game we played.

Cody (02:15.394)

Many moons ago. Yeah.

William (02:16.574)

April? It was episode, I went back and looked it was episode 80, but we are playing Guess Who again, and we're bringing back that board.

Cody (02:27.558)

Yes, I wish we could do images and show notes. Like...

William (02:32.86)

I linked the board in the previous episode where you could just have it show up there in the show notes.

Cody (02:35.942)

Yes, but...

Cody (02:40.411)

Can you do it? Like, the album artwork just for this episode is the guess who board just-

William (02:46.57)

I have been, sorry we're gonna talk shop here for a second, but I have been seeing different cover art for podcast episodes. I will investigate that. So depending on where you're listening to this, you may see this board.

Cody (02:53.89)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (03:02.698)

Way, way back in the day, we're talking 2007 podcasting. I was listening to 10th Wonder, a hero's podcast when that show was new. Yes, that was my first ever podcast. And. And it was that was the that was the gravy train that led me to Steve Glosset and was starting with that show. But.

William (03:08.223)

Yeah.

William (03:28.072)

I love that she called it a gravy train.

Cody (03:32.406)

Well, I mean, those sweet Southern dulcet tones of Steve Gloss and it's definitely gravy. But but when they would do an episode and they would get to the recap of the episode of the episode that they were covering, they would have screenshots come up of the episode throughout the episode. It changed. I've never seen that happen in a modern podcast.

William (03:37.241)

num

William (03:52.93)

Oh, it changed in re- Ooh.

William (04:01.366)

We'll see if we can make it happen.

Cody (04:02.866)

I've not seen it happen in a modern podcast, and so it would change throughout the episode. But it-

William (04:09.25)

but I know we've had a recent uptick in subscriber count, which thank you, by the way, but in case you have not made it all the way back through the back catalog, in episode 80, we played a game of guess who? And with the Twit, now this was the one that I worked on it for so long that my daughter was like, what, you don't play with me anymore?

Cody (04:20.549)

Hahaha

Cody (04:25.675)

Yes!

William (04:39.19)

But the Guess Who Board, again, this is an.

William (04:46.796)

Are you there?

Cody (04:48.358)

here, something happened.

Uhh... Audio recorder is error... Error, can you hear me?

William (04:59.338)

I can, but you're coming through your... ..ear pods. I can hear nothing now.

Cody (05:55.66)

Hi, hi, I'm the problem, it's me, it's me, hi, everybody agrees, are we in? Can you hear me? Okay, okay. Um, what it was that I had been very dramatic with my hands and micro USB port on this microphone. I accidentally unplugged the microphone while being very dramatic with my hands.

William (06:03.638)

Yes, you're back. Yes, and I can hear you.

William (06:18.416)

Oh no.

Cody (06:25.159)

Um... So...

William (06:27.358)

Okay, well, um, okay. So at audio media, but I know this is a visual board. I will run down the roster of characters on this board again, just so you can build the board in your mind's eye. If you're, you're driving down the car and you don't want to pull over to the side of road to play with us, but, uh, starting, starting from the top left and working our way across, we have PS1 Hagrid.

Cody (06:55.468)

I am so proud when you ask the question, does my character have toes? And I said no.

William (07:02.35)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cody (07:08.372)

Because it was in PS1 graphics. Ha ha ha.

William (07:11.734)

Graphics, yes, I was very, very proud of that logical train there in the last episode. But next is Grogu, arguably the character holding Disney's take of Star Wars together currently at the moment. Severus Snape. Commander Pike? Also holding Disney Star Wars together at this point. Okay, Captain or Commander?

Cody (07:22.102)

Yes.

Cody (07:31.684)

Also holding Disney Star- Uh, also holding Disney Star Wars together. Uh, Captain Pike. Captain Pike.

William (07:39.67)

Captain, okay, I remembered getting it wrong the last time, but I didn't remember what was right. Shuri, the current Black Panther. Heihei, the chicken from Moana. Peter, the, her friend died in a tragic sunlight accident. The Nosferatu vampire from What We Do in the Shadows. Benoit Blanc, our very own Gus the Grapefruit.

Cody (08:04.876)

I'm Daniel Craig.

William (08:08.538)

uh Nick Fury Oh yes, Nick Fury Dean Pelton Ugly Sonic uh ha uh Denzel Washington from uh Magnificent Seven Hades from Hercules haha yes, is the next square-ofer Hades K2SO from Rogue One Mary Todd Lincoln from Lincoln

Cody (08:08.612)

as illustrated by my wife.

Cody (08:23.88)

and then Denzel Washington's mustache from Magnificent Seven.

Ha ha ha!

William (08:38.466)

The Grasshopper from James and the Giant Peach. Goose the Flurkin from Captain Marvel. Molly Weasley. The horrendous scorpion hybrid Scorpion King. Crying Matthew McConaughey from Interstellar. Kamala Khan's Ms. Marvel. Bob Iger. Craig from Parks and Recreation. Red Skull. Zack Hacker.

Zach emphatic pause hacker Jesus Christ Deadpool The the I bet you won't share this picture of Jesus to your timeline it's definitely Liam Neeson that's quite gon' gen Yes, that's true. I love I love that they're interchangeable Spock Tim Cook

Cody (09:14.526)

aka Qui-Gon-Chen.

Cody (09:26.627)

Or you and McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi. They both have some, uh, have white Jesus vibes.

William (09:35.874)

The Demogorgon from Stranger Things, and Sad Wanda. Oh, Sad Wanda. So.

Cody (09:42.204)

I like how we have three business leaders on this board. We have Bob Iger, Tim Cook, and the Demogorgon.

William (09:46.879)

Heh!

William (09:51.766)

I was like, there are so many that he could pick for comedic purposes. Where is he going to go? I'd love it. Bravo. Okay, how this is going to work. And if you are playing along with us. I am going to say...

Huh, we are each going to pick a character. If you've got it pulled up, circle that character. I'm doing that character, the character that I'm picking in one ink and then I'm marking the others out as we play the game. So that will be the equivalent of flipping the face down as you ask the questions. Now, Kody, I'm gonna leave it up to you. Are we going to use abstract stereotypes?

as questions for this game or do you want to go on physical attributes? Because when I built the board, I built it with several of these characters are gingers, several of these characters are bald, several of these characters technically have blue hair and you could, there's lots of overlap in all the categories so I'll let you pick for round one.

Cody (10:52.172)

Ha!

Cody (11:00.232)

Why not both? Like, just, let's just see where this goes. Let's just see where this goes.

William (11:02.486)

What? Ooh, okay. Okay. All right, I'm gonna pick my character. Got it.

I'm going to switch colors to start marking them out.

Cody (11:21.352)

me get this into free form so that I can... Oh. Yes.

William (11:21.738)

Now, Cody.

William (11:28.606)

and I go ahead I'll cut this dead space out

Cody (11:30.664)

I was just saying I was just getting into frame form so that I can use my handy-dandy Apple Pencil to get it in here.

William (11:36.742)

Oh, I just pulled it open in photos and did markup.

Cody (11:40.3)

Oh, and for whatever reason, the pin. Anyways, go on. Carry on.

William (11:47.602)

Okay, Cody, I'm gonna let you go first. Ask the first question.

Cody (11:59.252)

Is your character...

Cody (12:03.756)

Hmm.

Cody (12:09.772)

Hmm. Does your character have a good work ethic?

William (12:20.354)

Hmm... Hehehehe... Hmm... I'm gonna say no.

Cody (12:25.388)

No. OK.

William (12:28.988)

Well, hmm, can I say unknown?

Cody (12:34.096)

Unknown. Uh, okay. Then let me ask another question then. Yes. Let me ask another question then. Because if the choice is Zack Hacker, then that might be an unknown right there.

William (12:39.031)

You said, let's see where this goes.

Cody (12:54.229)

Love you, Zach.

William (12:55.906)

Zack Hacker is a gem of a human being and has a wonderful work ethic. Uh, yeah, I'm gonna say I'm unknown, so different question.

Cody (13:00.355)

Okay.

Cody (13:03.844)

Okay, does your character...

Cody (13:10.737)

Is your character human?

William (13:16.734)

as in there's from Earth no supernatural enhancements.

Cody (13:30.466)

Is your character a human being and not an alien?

Cody (13:37.121)

Or not a super.

William (13:37.383)

My character, I'll say this, my character is not human.

Cody (13:41.248)

Your character is not human. Okay, so we are going to take off. Okay, we're gonna take off Severus Snape, Captain Pike, Sherry, Shuri, Benoit Blanc, Nick Fury, Dean Pelton, Denzel Washington from The Magnificent Seven.

William (13:45.75)

You have to say who you're marking out to.

William (14:10.977)

Cause we can't remember his name

Cody (14:14.218)

I saw that movie once eight years ago in theaters. Mary Todd Lincoln. Molly Weasley is a human being. Matthew McConaughey is more than a human being. Captain Marvel is a human being. Bob Iger is a human being. I'm gonna leave Craig open.

William (14:38.362)

to interpretation.

Cody (14:43.658)

Zach Hacker is a human being. Qui-Gon Jinn. Uh... Tim Apple. And Sad Wanda. I- I'm going to leave for the purposes of Deadpool, because yes, Deadpool is a human being, but who- does Ryan Reynolds transcend?

William (14:54.094)

Sad wand.

Cody (15:10.164)

humanity at this point.

William (15:13.309)

Mm-hmm, that's true. Did you know that his dad, actually his grandfather, was the creator of Reynolds Rap?

Cody (15:20.98)

That does not surprise me in the slightest. Oh. So that leaves me with PS1 Hagrid, Grogu, the chicken from Moana, the vampire. Hey, hey, sorry. Hey, Gus the Grapefruit, Ugly Sonic.

William (15:24.054)

I totally made that up because the whole Swift comment, I'm like, oh they share a name. He must obviously own that company

William (15:35.042)

Hehehehe...

William (15:40.674)

Hey hey!

William (15:45.738)

Hey!

Cody (15:49.268)

Hades, K2SO, The Scorpion King, The Flurkin, The Grasshopper from James and the Giant Peach, Craig, Red Skull, Deadpool, Spock, and the Dimmigorken.

William (15:55.47)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (16:02.014)

I'm really feeling my emotions here! Huh, okay. Is your character... ..BALL?

William (16:19.775)

Yes or no? Is he bald?

Cody (16:23.015)

He is not bald. But it just brought me back. He is not bald.

William (16:25.735)

Not bald.

William (16:29.746)

Yeah, the last time you talked about Gustaf Grapefruit's peach fuzz. Like, he's a grapefruit.

Cody (16:34.844)

Oh no, I was thinking of Dean Pelted in that comment I made last time of does his sexuality transcend the-

William (16:41.582)

Yes, you need to go back and listen to it. It was episode 80. It was oh, it made me so happy Okay, Mike. Your character is not bald

Cody (16:49.396)

My character is not bald.

William (16:52.866)

Okay, for approximants of hair, I would consider, he does have these little wisps, but I'm going to consider Grogu bald. I'm going to consider Peter bald, Gus bald, Nick Fury, Dean Pelton, K2SO, he is bald, the grasshopper is bald.

Cody (17:02.185)

Okay.

William (17:20.63)

Uh, red skull is... ..us skull and bald. Uh... Wade Wilson had all of his hair tragically burned off. And the demogorgon we're gonna say is bald.

William (17:40.066)

He's like, that feels a little diminutive. Right? Sorry, I didn't mean to insult your character there, buddy. Okay. Your turn.

Cody (17:51.621)

Alright, is your character... Ummm...

Cody (18:00.179)

Okay.

Is your character...

Cody (18:08.48)

on the red side of the spectrum of colors.

William (18:16.546)

Like on the Reds? What?

Cody (18:19.836)

Is your character red or orange? This is what I'm asking.

William (18:22.807)

What?

Hey! I'm trying to think of who that would eliminate for you and it's... Like, a fully red or ginger or...

Cody (18:37.259)

Describe it how you would...

William (18:39.446)

Is my character red or orange? I'm gonna leave it to you to decide who you have to mark off. No, they are not red or orange.

Cody (18:45.728)

Carek- Okay, so I'm taking off Hey Hey. Um, Gus the Grapefruit. Deadpool. Uh, Red Skull. Um-

William (18:59.328)

Oh man.

Cody (19:02.884)

Um, and the, uh, Flurkin. Cause he's a ginger cat.

William (19:08.306)

Okay. Yes, that's true. That is true.

William (19:19.458)

has your character tragically lost a loved one?

Cody (19:27.372)

Has my character tragically lost a loved one? Loved one?

William (19:35.414)

Like, inside of whatever medium, that loved one's loss is well documented.

Cody (19:43.765)

No.

William (19:45.438)

has not tragically lost a loved one. I am going to take off PS1 Hagrid.

Cody (19:47.388)

Not. Yet.

Cody (19:53.772)

Okay.

William (19:55.274)

I'm going to take off Snape. I'm going to take off Shuri. That was the entire opening sequence of Black Panther 2.

Cody (20:04.396)

True, true.

William (20:07.238)

I am going to take off Mary Todd Lincoln. It's very well documented that she tragically lost a loved one.

Cody (20:12.275)

I think...

Cody (20:16.037)

Many, actually.

William (20:18.03)

Uh, yes. Molly Weasley. Fred. Spoilers, sorry if you haven't read the Harry Potter series by now, there's no hope for you. I think, well, no. I was like, I think Matthew McConaughey is crying at the loss of. But Murph was, she's still alive, so I'm gonna leave him.

Cody (20:23.508)

Rest in peace, Fred.

William (20:44.862)

I mean, one could argue that when Bob Iker lost his CEO ship of Disney, he tragically lost a loved one, but he spun that resurrection stone and brought it right back.

Cody (20:57.056)

That's still TBD.

William (20:57.902)

Uh... I think Qui-Gon- I would argue that Qui-Gon-Gen was the loved one tragically lost.

Cody (21:05.916)

Mmm, yes. Yeah, I'm a-

William (21:07.87)

Yeah. Um, and Sadwonder is crying at said loss, so I'm gonna take off Sadwonder.

William (21:20.848)

Okay.

Cody (21:21.164)

Alright then. Alright then. Is your character... Sassy?

William (21:29.41)

Is my character sassy? I would say yes.

Cody (21:32.7)

Okay, so I'm gonna take off PS1 Hagrid. I am leaving Grogu. Grogu definitely has some sass. I am leaving Ugly Sonic, Hades. Peter, I'm taking off Peter. I wouldn't say that Peter had sass. The vampire. And I'm taking off the Scorpion King.

William (21:42.717)

Oh, mhm.

Cody (22:03.742)

And...

So that leaves for me, that leaves for me Grogu, Ugly Sonic, the Grasshopper, K2SO, Hades, the Demi Gorgon, and Craig!

William (22:12.631)

Hehehe

William (22:22.483)

Oh, he's just sass personified.

William (22:31.022)

Hmm.

William (22:44.034)

Would your character prefer coffee or tea?

Cody (22:52.428)

coffee.

William (22:54.434)

Coffee? Okay, so I gotta take off my tea drinkers.

Cody (22:55.391)

Yeah.

Cody (23:00.097)

Who's the tea-traker here?

William (23:02.566)

I'm gonna take off Benoit Blanc.

Cody (23:05.885)

Okay, yeah, definitely T-Guy.

William (23:09.418)

I think he's Tea Guy. Um... I'm gonna take off... Uh... Bob Iger.

Cody (23:11.498)

Yeah.

William (23:18.335)

I'm gonna take off Tim Cook.

Cody (23:20.156)

respect the logic. Okay.

William (23:22.246)

I'm gonna take off, uh, Spock.

William (23:32.598)

I think I'm gonna leave the rest of them Considering that I sold my nitro Infuser to Zach Hacker. I know he prefers coffee. So I'm gonna leave him on there and gosh, you know Sonic drinks coffee. I Mean he is like if the caffeine jitters became Sentient that's that is Sonic the Hedgehog

Cody (23:47.011)

Okay. Of course. Of course.

William (24:02.434)

K. I love this. I love this so much.

Cody (24:08.114)

Okay. Sonic. I mean, if he doesn't, if Sonic Hedgehog doesn't drink coffee, he's a Red Bull guy for sure. Like just be- yeah. Alright. Um.

William (24:16.966)

Oh yeah, yeah.

Cody (24:26.828)

Hmm.

Cody (24:32.02)

Hmm

Cody (24:40.592)

Is it likely that your character would burst out into song?

William (24:47.031)

No.

Cody (24:48.348)

No. Okay. So I'm going to take off the Demi-Gurgen.

William (24:55.188)

I get behind it.

Cody (24:56.858)

Um... I-

William (24:58.702)

Oh, cause the Jimmy Gordon would, yeah. He's probably, I'd say in his head.

Cody (25:03.428)

He doesn't seem the type to express his feelings in song. He doesn't seem...

William (25:08.351)

I mean, we don't understand the music. It sounds like wailing and gnashing of teeth, but it's music to him.

Cody (25:11.301)

Hahaha!

Cody (25:14.828)

True, true, true. It's all a matter of interpretation. I want to take off Grogu... I want to take off Grogu, mainly because he can't talk yet, but I feel like he would be into musicals if he could. Um... Yes. Um... And then...

William (25:19.255)

Exactly.

William (25:27.704)

Oh, I oh you know he is yes

William (25:34.102)

Like he's begging Mando to go see Aladdin for the fourth time. You know he is.

Cody (25:38.272)

Oh, 1000%. Is he a- is he a fro- is- okay, is Grogu a frozen guy or a tangled guy?

William (25:41.39)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

William (25:48.03)

Oh, tangled. Tangled, because I feel like that, yeah, exactly. But I feel like that kind of more mimics, because he was held captive. And then he went free. He was freed and went on adventures with a bounty hunter.

Cody (25:49.756)

Yes, yes, he's a man of class.

Cody (25:58.956)

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That's true! That's true! I- Like, this- this was just off-the-cuff comedy. You actually made a point out of it. I'm impressed. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

William (26:13.384)

Rapunzel is his spirit animal, and he will tell you so.

Cody (26:18.644)

He's jealous of the hair. I feel like hmm I'm gonna take off ugly sonic because I think ugly sonic I think regular sonic would definitely burst into song but I don't think I think ugly sonic would be the guy in the musical going why is everybody singing

William (26:21.227)

Exactly. Yeah, poor guy.

William (26:34.412)

William (26:38.986)

Hehehehe

William (26:42.863)

Exactly. Did you watch the Chippendale movie?

Cody (26:45.744)

I did. I loved it so much. I loved it so much. It had no right to be that good. I feel like K2SO would break into song. Hades would break into song, but like a grunge metal band, metal cover of the Hercules soundtrack. And then Craig would burst into song for sure.

William (26:48.436)

It had no right to be that good.

William (26:56.268)

Yes.

William (27:03.379)

Yes.

William (27:07.774)

Oh, most definitely.

Cody (27:11.724)

William (27:12.03)

And he would be mad, why isn't everybody else singing?

Cody (27:19.571)

I like how this has become the Craig themed episode.

William (27:24.063)

Yes.

Cody (27:27.816)

Alright, go.

William (27:30.514)

Okay. Uh, of the ones I have left, um...

Cody (27:36.82)

Who do you have left, if you don't mind me asking.

William (27:39.958)

I have... okay, let's do like a little mid-game recap of who's left. I have Heihei, Ugly Sonic, Denzel Washington, Hades, Goose the Flurkin, The Scorpion King, Hysterically Crying Matthew McConaughey, Kamala Khan, Craig, Zack Hacker, and Qui-Gon Jinn.

Cody (27:44.946)

Yeah.

Cody (28:02.668)

Okay then. Alright. I'm down to K2SO in Hades. And Craig! But Craig... Yeah.

William (28:04.814)

Okay, who do you have left?

William (28:12.374)

You're down to three characters? Oh, okay. How do I, okay, it's my turn. How do I narrow this down very quickly? Ugh.

William (28:37.246)

Is your character animated?

Cody (28:39.785)

No.

William (28:42.539)

Blast, that would have worked if it went the other way. There goes Heihei, there goes Hades, there goes the Scorpion King because that was very poor computer animated, there goes Goose. I'm still left with a whole bunch of them. And Ugly Sonic.

Cody (29:01.26)

All right.

William (29:04.432)

Okay. I'm afraid that if you've got three left, you can just say, is it Craig? I say no. Well, that gets me down to two. Nope, but you can't until you are ready to guess and end the game. You have to ask the scriptures.

Cody (29:24.593)

Is your character voice acted?

William (29:30.509)

now.

Cody (29:32.277)

No.

Oh sorry, I also have the grasshopper still on here. So, I missed that one. I was like looking at this side of the board. I still have the grasshopper on here. So, grasshopper is voice acted. Um... I'm taking off Hades and I'm taking off K2SO. Huh...

William (29:42.772)

Oh, okay.

William (29:57.282)

I get to ask one more question.

William (30:09.522)

Is your character wearing some sort of accessory on their head?

Cody (30:19.48)

Oh, I am apparently just been hyper focused on this side of the board. I also have Spock left too.

William (30:26.61)

Oh, okay.

Cody (30:27.292)

I've been hyper-focused on this side of the board.

Cody (30:37.524)

Which lets me ask, is your character Spock?

Cody (30:44.104)

Alright, I gotta run.

William (30:50.842)

Um...

William (30:54.93)

Okay, how do you want to handle this? Do I have to guess now since you guessed?

Cody (30:58.716)

I mean, yeah, go for it.

William (31:00.978)

I think by virtue of you narrowing it, narrowing the field down, that gave you the advantage that when you guessed, that means I have to guess too. Ugh.

Cody (31:09.172)

Go for it.

William (31:15.99)

Here's your character Qui-Gon Jinn.

Cody (31:17.98)

It is not.

Cody (31:23.232)

And I think you like put it down on an earlier question because you want me to say what my character is? Captain Pike.

William (31:31.118)

Sure, yeah.

William (31:36.45)

Oh no! He's still on the board!

Cody (31:39.244)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

William (31:41.85)

But I had to guess. I had to guess. So I was down to Qui-Gon Jinn, Craig, and Matthew McConaughey and Captain Pike. Okay, so I was still in it.

Cody (31:50.721)

Ah, who- You were still in it. Who was yours?

William (31:54.962)

Okay, mine was Peter, the vampire. Yes, you marked him off in the SAS question. You obviously don't remember Peter from what we do in the shadows.

Cody (31:58.436)

Oh yours is... yours is Peter. I w- oh why did I-

Cody (32:06.881)

I didn't really like that movie all that much if I'm completely honest. To be, to be f-

William (32:09.422)

I know you didn't, but Peter had his own wonderful dimension of sass. I don't think that can be argued.

Cody (32:18.596)

I was wondering if you would take off Captain Pike at the tea or coffee question. Because, yeah, tea or Earl Grey hot. Like, we know Captain Picard is a tea drinker, that's what he's known for. But...

William (32:23.39)

Oh, I left him at coffee.

William (32:30.726)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, I left him on there.

Cody (32:33.956)

One of my favorite lines from Star Trek is from Star Trek Voyager. And to contrast her from Captain Picard, Captain Janeway is at it has a chronic coffee addiction and they were running out of materials to replicate things. And they found materials in this nebula. And she goes, there is coffee in that nebula. Make a course. And I'm like,

William (33:00.927)

Yes!

Cody (33:03.093)

There is coffee in that nebula. Okay, yep. Very good, very good. Uh, sure, sure. Let's do it.

William (33:11.732)

Okay, do you wanna play again?

William (33:15.602)

Okay, let's play again and then at the end though, you can continue to whittle it down through your questions until you have one left and you're ready to guess.

Cody (33:26.928)

Okay, sounds good. Sounds good. Okay. The points are made up and the rules don't matter.

William (33:28.818)

We'll just change it on the fly. Okay, let me erase all of these. Exactly.

William (33:39.17)

Do you know what the show's called? A Doctor and Lawyer Walk into a Bar. I'm a couple rounds in and I'm, I did it my way. Ah, who am I picking now?

Cody (33:42.918)

Uh... Exa... Hahahaha!

Cody (33:51.384)

I swear to drunk I'm not Thor.

William (33:58.111)

Who have I not picked yet?

Cody (34:02.756)

Oh, by the way, a lot of my students have recently subscribed to this podcast, and now I am morbidly terrified of some comment that I've made over the course of 96 episodes.

William (34:06.844)

Oh, did they?

William (34:16.307)

No, listen, and we've talked about this before. I will not let it go out if it paints one of us in a negative light. Or if it's so I believe me, I hope that my daughter listens to this one day. And that's kind of the impetus behind everything that I do. Okay, so I am going to pick.

Cody (34:24.04)

Yes.

Cody (34:32.017)

Alright, good.

William (34:42.062)

Okay, got mine.

William (34:48.087)

Gaiers.

Cody (34:49.349)

Yep, I got mine.

William (34:51.294)

Okay, I'm gonna ask mine first. Um...

William (34:59.958)

Would your character feel the nea- hmm.

Does your character usually give therapy? Or does your character need therapy?

Cody (35:14.892)

William (35:19.05)

So I look at it like, I feel like Tim Cook gives advice. People come to him for advice. I feel like Craig needs therapy.

Cody (35:30.088)

I think Craig Federighi needs therapy. The man is masking a lot in that hair. Like, he's just...

William (35:37.144)

Hahahaha

Cody (35:40.524)

Uh...

William (35:41.466)

Or maybe it's just an outward expression of the joy inside.

Cody (35:45.682)

True, true.

Cody (35:53.3)

I think this character gives therapy, but would not be opposed to therapy when he or she needs it.

William (36:04.01)

No, no, no. Do people come to them for advice, or does this character need therapy?

Cody (36:06.4)

This care-

Cody (36:12.185)

This character people come to them for advice Yes

William (36:15.678)

Okay, so I, ooh, that makes it interesting.

Cody (36:22.164)

Does the Flurkid need therapy?

William (36:25.206)

I definitely think Snape needs therapy. Good Lord, does Snape need therapy? Um, I don't know enough about Commander Pike, so I'm going to leave him. Shuri definitely needs therapy. Everyone goes to Heihei for advice. Peter needs therapy.

Cody (36:29.004)

It even- Pfft Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (36:36.953)

Mm-hmm

Cody (36:44.203)

Hahahaha!

William (36:46.306)

Gus the Grapefruit is just a saint.

Cody (36:51.478)

Gus the grapefruit is a therapy toy. Like, he's an emotional support grapefruit.

William (36:54.542)

uh... hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (37:21.813)

Yeah.

Especially after JPEG.

William (37:24.846)

Craig needs therapy. Ha ha ha. Red Skull needs therapy. We both, we both go to Zack Hacker for advice, so I'm leaving him on there. I mean, Qui-Gon was literally a master who gave advice. Deadpool needs therapy.

Cody (37:32.328)

Red Skull would kill the therapist.

Cody (37:46.549)

Quigod gave advice to 900 year old Yoda. Like, come on.

William (37:51.478)

That's true, yeah. The Demogorgon had to buy a bigger couch in his rotting log for all the people coming to him for advice. Wanda needs therapy. Does she, that was the whole show. Wanda needs therapy. Okay. Ooh, I got to eliminate quite a bit there. Your turn.

Cody (38:03.613)

That was the whole point of WandaVision.

Ha ha!

Cody (38:18.603)

Now I'm going to ask the question, is your character a tea or a coffee drinker?

William (38:27.39)

Cool!

Cody (38:34.1)

If Ted Lasso was on it. Yeah.

William (38:34.218)

It's not immediately evident. Oh, yeah, we kind of need an updated board. Okay, for round three, we'll make an updated board. This was a...

Cody (38:43.604)

Let's just, every time we play this game now, we'll just add a row, and it just becomes progressively more absurd.

William (38:49.518)

It's a five hour long game of guess who. Tea or coffee drinker? I am going to say coffee.

Cody (39:01.069)

Okay. So, PS1 Hagrid definitely drinks pixelated coffee.

William (39:01.907)

Yes.

William (39:09.716)

Yeah.

Cody (39:11.668)

Um, I think Grogu can go both ways. I think Grogu, I think Grogu would be the coffee.

William (39:18.25)

Wait a second, what was he drinking in that meme?

Cody (39:23.556)

Oh, true, true. Was that Star Wars tea? It was soup, it was frog soup. It was like frog soup. Yeah, yeah. But I think he is a man of refined taste to being a 50 year old baby.

William (39:27.747)

Was it soup? Was it tea? Was it... Frog soup, okay, okay.

William (39:43.705)

Cody (39:46.256)

And you said tea, right? Your character's a tea drinker? Your character's a... Oh. Oh, okay. Well, PS1 Hagrid, he... Mark off the tea drinker. So PS1 Hagrid, he's British, kind of goes with the territory. Severus Snape is a tea drinker. Let's see. Peter would be a tea drinker. Benoit Blanc would be a tea drinker. I feel like...

William (39:49.01)

No coffee. My character I would say is a coffee drinker. Yep. So mark off the tea drinkers.

Cody (40:16.684)

They like Gus the Grapefruit is a lemonade person. Like, just...

William (40:22.454)

He's... He's a... He's a... You're basically a vampire.

Cody (40:24.236)

Oh gosh, I just realized the- ..

Cody (40:31.788)

I'm so sorry.

William (40:32.438)

Let me suck the life juice out of my friends. Okay.

Cody (40:34.572)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody (40:39.957)

I was worried that using the same board again wouldn't be f-

William (40:43.1)

Gus the Grapefruit doesn't need caffeine. He is fueled by a daily life of bringing joy to the people around him.

Cody (40:53.954)

Did you ever see that thread of Star Wars characters and their coffee choices?

William (40:58.354)

Oh yes, Princess Leia doesn't drink coffee, she's fueled by democracy. Like yeah, yeah I knew exactly. I was like, how do I reword this for grapefruit?

Cody (41:02.85)

Hahaha

Cody (41:09.401)

Alright, um... Dean Pelton is drinking something and I'm not entirely sure what. Ugly Sonic, I'd say is a coffee drinker. Denzel Washington's character, definitely coffee drinker and black coffee at that. And if he lived in the age of McDonald's, he would take his children to McDonald's, order a black coffee and leave.

William (41:17.696)

Hehehehe

William (41:35.63)

Cody (41:41.295)

Hades is a coffee drinker. Mary Todd Lincoln is tea. Probably laced with some sort of drugs by her husband. The Grasshopper is tea. Molly Weasley is tea.

Cody (42:03.816)

Yeah, Tim Cook is a tea drinker.

Um, I'm going to leave Bob Iger for his darker moments. You know.

William (42:12.75)

I'm going to go to bed.

Cody (42:17.356)

Craig is like coffee personified. Red Skull is definitely coffee drinker. Qui-Kon-Gen I would say is a tea man. Deadpool is a coffee drinker. Spock I don't think drinks. Or Spock would be tea. Spock would be tea.

William (42:20.46)

Uh, yeah, yeah.

William (42:45.174)

Yeah, I'd put Spock as T.

Cody (42:48.168)

The Demi Gorgon would be coffee and WandaVision, Wanda would be coffee. Alright.

William (42:56.237)

Sad Wanda.

William (43:01.511)

Okay, um...

Cody (43:02.344)

Wanda is that woman in Starbucks that we just know needs a minute.

William (43:10.623)

Um, okay.

Is your character some form of creature?

Cody (43:21.349)

Is my character some form of creature?

William (43:24.246)

Actually, let me specify that. Is your character...

William (43:31.114)

I'll say it, because I like the interpretation. Is your character human?

Cody (43:35.82)

Technically, yes. The character... You'll under- all will be made clear once the game is over.

William (43:38.933)

What do you mean, technically yes?

William (43:47.814)

I mean, has no other than if they were a wizard, which I think there's only one wizard on here, and that's Molly. No, there's two.

Cody (44:01.128)

Yes, the character is human.

William (44:02.345)

uh... the character is human okay so i'm gonna mark off grogu

Cody (44:05.812)

But you'll understand what I mean after you find out.

William (44:10.91)

I'm Markov Hey Hey, Sonic, Gus, Grasshopper, Flurkin, the Demogorgon.

and K2SO. I'm just gonna let- A-A-Agrid! I- he's half human.

Okay, that's where I'm gonna stop.

Cody (44:33.216)

Alright. Would your character kill you if you cross them or plot your untimely demise if you cross them? Not necessarily kill, but just... untimely demise... well, would they try to ruin you? We'll just say that. Okay. So that leaves Grogu.

William (44:46.054)

untimely demise. I don't know how you can interpret that anywhere else.

William (44:54.747)

Um, yes. Y-yes. Yes.

Cody (45:02.092)

Um, Captain Pike is just nobility personified.

William (45:07.374)

Okay.

Cody (45:08.804)

Shuri would try to ruin would ruin somebody Mmm would hey ruin somebody if you cross them no

Cody (45:23.74)

Uh, Peter would, Benoit Blanc, I'm going to leave there just for, um, because, you know, you never, you kind of never know with a guy like that. Um, Gus the Grapefruit is happiness personified. He would be like, he, he would be a new addition to Ted Lasso, you know, in terms of just like, just the epitome of great mental health. Uh, Nick Fury would cross you, Dean Pelton.

William (45:40.433)

Mm-hmm. Yes.

Cody (45:53.152)

would try to ruin you. Maybe not well, but would. Ugly Sonic.

William (45:56.141)

Yes.

William (45:59.394)

Denzel Washington would, but he'd be justified in doing so.

Cody (46:02.792)

Yeah, Hades, like that's the whole point of Hercules was to do that. K2SO would, the Flurkin would, the Scorpion King would, Matthew McConaughey wouldn't. Kamala Khan wouldn't. Bob Iger would, Craig would.

William (46:06.862)

William (46:22.646)

Heh heh. Heh.

Cody (46:27.805)

The Red Skull, yeah. That's just kinda his thing. Zack Hacker would hug it out. Deadpool would. The Demi-Gurken, yeah. And Sadwanda would.

William (46:40.089)

Yep, and over coffee

William (46:52.664)

Yeah.

Cody (46:53.684)

Yeah. So, all right.

William (46:55.47)

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

William (47:06.222)

Hmm.

William (47:23.178)

I mean, I'll cut this silent out. I'm just thinking.

William (47:30.086)

Does your character have long, flowing locks?

Cody (47:33.668)

long flowing locks. I wish, but no.

William (47:36.449)

Yes.

There has to be some flow to it. That takes off Hagrid. That takes off Qui-Gon Jinn, Molly Weasley.

Kamala Khan.

Cody (47:55.984)

I wish this character had long flowing flocks, but they do not.

William (48:02.637)

Okay.

William (48:06.271)

Okay, mid-game break. Who do you have left?

Cody (48:08.84)

I have Grogu, Shuri, Peter, Benoit Blanc, Nick Fury, Dean Pelton, Ugly Sonic, Hades, K2SO, The Flurkin, The Scorpion King, Bob Iger, Craig, Red Skull, Deadpool, The Demi-Gurgen, and Sad Wanda.

William (48:34.67)

Ooh, okay, I have Commander Pike, Nick Fury, Dean Pelton, Captain Pike, gosh, I'm gonna get that wrong every time. Captain Pike, Nick Fury, Dean Pelton, Denzel Washington, Zack Hacker, Spock, and Tim Gunn. Tim Gunn! Ha ha ha! He is the master of making it work in the supply chain, if you know what I mean. Tim Cook.

Cody (48:41.089)

Captain.

Cody (48:55.308)

Cody (49:00.645)

As we all. For my high school students who are listening right now, Tim Cook is the CEO of Apple, so thank him for your iPhone.

William (49:12.414)

Uh-uh.

Cody (49:16.804)

Alright, is your character human?

William (49:31.918)

Technically.

Cody (49:33.792)

Technically, okay. Okay, so that takes off Grogu, Ugly Sonic, Scorpion King, the Flurkin.

and the Demi Gorgon.

Cody (49:53.068)

I'm gonna leave Red Skull even though there's a movie reason he says he's beyond humanity, but I'm gonna leave him there anyways. As technically human. So. Alright.

William (50:21.91)

Has your character ever been to space?

Cody (50:30.453)

No, my character has not been to space.

William (50:33.302)

has not been to space. Okay, that takes off Captain Pike, that takes off Nick Fury, and that takes off...

Cody (50:37.664)

Pike, yes.

William (50:45.239)

Spock.

Cody (50:47.228)

Yes, yes, it's a Star Trek after all.

William (50:51.154)

Okay. Hee hee hee. Okay.

Cody (50:54.06)

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee he

Cody (51:02.457)

Is your character...

Cody (51:07.272)

Hmm

Cody (51:13.485)

related to the House of Mouse.

William (51:19.103)

into the house.

Cody (51:22.788)

Is your character part of the Disney Empire?

William (51:32.594)

Yes

Cody (51:33.796)

Yes. Okay. So Dean Pelton was a Sony television show on NBC.

William (51:43.694)

Okay.

Cody (51:45.304)

Um, the Magnificent Seven was not a Disney, was not a Disney character. Um, I, I'm going to leave Peter because what we do in the shadows was on Hulu. And I cannot remember if it was part of the Disney subsidiary. Um, so I'm, I'm going to leave, I'm going to leave Peter. Benoit.

William (52:07.214)

comment.

It'd be weird if I picked Peter again, but...

Cody (52:13.104)

Yes, Benoit Blanc is, that was a Lionsgate movie and it's on Netflix, so it's not part of the Disney Empire. I feel like Craig is a Disney adult, but.

William (52:19.982)

Okay.

William (52:27.286)

What? Mwahahahaha Oh

Cody (52:29.716)

But NBC is universal.

Cody (52:35.566)

Alright then.

William (52:56.626)

I can see things that would let me narrow it down pretty incrementally just based on physical characteristics, but I'm wanting to get...

William (53:08.019)

Okay, weirdly.

William (53:21.334)

Does your character have some fairly iconic facial hair?

Cody (53:26.357)

Yes.

William (53:30.05)

marks off Dean Pelton, and that marks off Make It Work.

William (53:40.806)

Tim Cook, sorry. Okay, okay, okay.

Cody (53:43.494)

hahahaha

Cody (53:51.201)

Cody (53:56.64)

Does your character...

Cody (54:01.988)

Is your character related to technology? Does have any, work with technology or is technology or?

William (54:08.148)

related.

William (54:15.59)

I mean, technically?

Cody (54:18.692)

Beyond just, you know, like, they own a phone.

Cody (54:26.336)

Bad question.

William (54:28.131)

No? Yes, they work with technology.

Cody (54:31.38)

they work with technology so I'm going to take off Hades you know ancient Greece that's that sort of thing Nick Fury works with technology Red Skull technology Deadpool technology I'm going to take off Wanda

William (54:53.038)

I mean, she may have had a fling or two with technology. One could argue. Is this W-O-R-K or W-E-R-K? Which worker we working with here?

Cody (55:00.756)

You're not wrong, okay, you're not wrong. Shuri was-

Cody (55:07.96)

work And I'm gonna take off I'm gonna take off Peter because I feel like Peter in his ideal state is that of a Luddite Being 5,000 years old

William (55:20.534)

No, no.

And you are correct, I did not pick Peter twice.

Cody (55:26.412)

Okay.

William (55:31.291)

Okay, um...

William (55:44.851)

I mean...

William (55:56.61)

So, I was gonna say, is your character wearing black? Is your character wearing a hat? Uh, is your, uh.

Cody (56:11.028)

Are you gonna make your guess?

William (56:14.269)

N-Nah, I'm gonna ask one more question just to be sure.

Cody (56:16.643)

Who do you have left? If you don't mind me asking.

William (56:19.543)

I have Zach Hacker in Denzel Washington.

Cody (56:22.284)

William (56:27.574)

Both have fairly iconic facial hair, both are wearing hats, they're both wearing black. Okay, let me ask you this. Is your character pointing?

Cody (56:33.216)

Ha ha!

William (56:52.142)

hahahaha AHHHH IT'S SACK HACKER YOU PICKED SACK HACKER YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cody (56:52.152)

No.

Cody (56:56.456)

It is Zack Hacker!

Cody (57:02.936)

Now you understand why I said technically yes, as far as human is concerned. Um... That man transcends humanity. Like... Technically...

William (57:09.695)

WHAT?!

William (57:14.294)

That's true. That's true. OK. Well, I'm on the board. You can continue asking your questions.

Cody (57:20.432)

Okay. Would your character look good in a suit?

Cody (57:35.68)

Okay, so I'm going to take off Shuri, Red Skull, and Wanda, and K2SO.

Cody (57:51.788)

Okay. Oh, I have to keep asking. Um, we're done. We're done. We're done. Um...

William (57:54.578)

Oh, it's still you. I'm done.

Cody (58:01.192)

What's going to say does your character have a body count, but that's pretty much everyone who's left. No, no, because I'm down to Nick Fury, Deadpool and Bob Iger, and I'm pretty sure they all have a body count.

William (58:07.422)

Oh my, oh my. Is that your question?

Okay.

William (58:22.394)

Oh, okay.

Cody (58:29.243)

Papa Eiger, please don't send the mouse at me. It's a joke.

William (58:32.778)

Hehehehehehe

Cody (58:42.704)

Does your character... I was going to say, does your character own a phone company? But that's Ryan Reynolds, not Deadpool.

Cody (58:52.537)

Cody (58:59.15)

Does your character have known scars?

William (59:02.766)

known scars? yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Cody (59:04.819)

Yes.

Cody (59:09.552)

Okay, so that takes out Bob Iger.

William (59:17.806)

Is this missing something here?

Cody (59:20.404)

I'm down to Nick Fury in Deadpool.

William (59:23.438)

Okay.

Cody (59:25.274)

Um...

Cody (59:28.593)

Is your character handy with a sword?

William (59:34.706)

Unknown, but I would assume yes.

Cody (59:38.684)

So is it Nick Fury?

William (59:41.454)

No. Tisnt. No. It's Red Skull. And I will... I will tell you where... You lost me. The suit question! Have you seen Hugo weaving in a suit? He looks great in a suit. I... everything from the neck up is terrifying. But the suit would look great!

Cody (59:42.608)

It's not. It is not. OK.

Cody (59:51.177)

The suit question?

Cody (59:55.76)

Hugo oh because he had when he had his regular

Cody (01:00:08.48)

And also, when he had his human mask on, he was Hugo Weaving. So that was... Yes. And I liked how both of our characters were in the same corner of the board.

William (01:00:13.094)

He was Hugo weaving. Who was in a suit?

William (01:00:21.07)

Uh, yeah, we got, we got, they were right next to each other. Uh, well that was.

Cody (01:00:26.124)

Imagine if we were both... Imagine if we were both Zach Hacker. ..

William (01:00:29.854)

if we both had picked Zag Hacker and the questions eliminated him at some point. We'd had to go back and figure out where. Well, guys, if you made it this far, this round is on me. Thank you for stumbling into our pup today. Let us know how you did if you played along with this guess who board. The link to the board, as I said at the beginning, is going to be in the show notes if you want to play along with us, Cody. I will pick up the tab.

Cody (01:00:36.976)

the here

William (01:00:59.882)

And if you want to help contribute to the show in a money free way, find us on social, interact with us there. We've got a pretty great Facebook pub. Everything will be linked in the episode notes. But if you want to help to actually produce the show, join us on Patreon. It's patreon.com slash doctor and lawyer. We've got an exclusive podcast that's already up there. Mine, Potter Plus new.

Cody (01:01:08.745)

Yes.

Cody (01:01:23.956)

What what?

William (01:01:26.458)

I am delayed a little on the second episode just because this time prepping for Wizard Fest is nuts But I my next episode I will go ahead and tell you is me finishing the Fantastic Beasts series and

Cody (01:01:29.344)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (01:01:33.054)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (01:01:40.288)

Can I, uh, can I at least add since I wasn't on the episode for WizardFest Preview that I am so excited for it. We've been, I've been with you since day one, since that year one in ninder-y weather and you had half a lung. Like... we'll just leave that, we'll just leave that out of context.

William (01:01:46.53)

Sure.

William (01:01:56.954)

I know, I know. And this is gonna be so... This is gonna be fun. I've got...I have got the gift, the gift basket. If you come to the show, we'll tell you how you can enter it. And currently, I'm gonna put more stuff in it. I have the first three illustrated editions of the MinaLima book. I have a prop replica book about all of the travel inside the Wizarding World. And I have four...

House specific decks of playing cards from Theory 11 The Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Slytherin and Gryffindor that are in the pack I'm gonna add more stuff to it probably throw a bunch of 90s magic stuff in there, too Just because I love it and I want you I want you to have it But yes, if you're coming to wizard fest, we will be on the be hope stage, which I did find out where we will be It's Saturday at 4 o'clock the live show come to swish and flicks show at 2 o'clock, too They will be doing a live podcast episode at 2 o'clock

Cody (01:02:54.292)

Woot woot!

William (01:02:55.614)

I will be there, front row in the audience, to yell out, R-R-R-Recap with Tiffany whenever she does the recap for their episode. But, again, thank you for listening. Thank you for the support. I'm going to head out of here. I am Ugly Sonic.

Cody (01:03:13.18)

And I am Zack Hacker's Flowing Locks.

William (01:03:16.643)

delicious flowing rocks. We'll see you guys next week. Bye!

Cody (01:03:23.244)

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Ep. 97 - Guess Who Round 2 [Transcript]

Ep. 96 - Wizardfest Preview - OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW! [Transcript]

Ep. 98 - Blink Doctor Who Commentary [Transcript]