Ep. 96 - Wizardfest Preview - OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW! [Transcript]

Jan 29

Written By Alex Christian

William (00:03.069)

Can't access, what?

Alex (00:06.73)

You broke your internet.

William (00:09.125)

Did you see something flash up? I-

Alex (00:12.463)

No.

William (00:13.525)

I saw this like thing pop up that said can't access video for I don't need the video anyway. It's recording audio. Anyways, well hey guys, welcome back. This round tonight is on me. A doctor, a lawyer and a- ah! The lawyer's not here! No! A doctor! In the- oh, one of those degrees.

Dallas (00:28.415)

OHHHHH!

Alex (00:29.514)

Actually, I went to law school in the past 30 minutes and I now have, yep, I have one of those degrees. That would be the only one that matters in my life. They.

Dallas (00:36.406)

Hahaha

William (00:38.705)

They, where you got certified to be a L-A-W-Y-U-R, that type of lawyer, in La, well, hey, this.

Dallas (00:41.869)

Whoa.

Alex (00:47.08)

Lawyer.

Dallas (00:47.694)

Blyawyer.

Alex (00:50.77)

I went to a luau and they said if you do it enough you become a luau-ier and then they put a wreath of flowers on my neck.

Dallas (00:53.272)

Ahahaha

William (00:57.197)

I-

Dallas (00:57.838)

Did you guys watch?

Did you guys watch 30 Rock? Where they were filming the rural juror and they're like, the what?

Alex (01:03.775)

Yeah, occasionally.

William (01:09.217)

Oh, that's my nightmare!

Dallas (01:10.676)

Yeah

Alex (01:11.559)

in related unrelated news there is a church up the road from us and I you know there's the joke where it's like oh I can't pronounce a word and you say it perfectly it's like oh I can't pronounce the word watermelon I legitimately cannot pronounce the name of this church it's called and I'm gonna try but the consonants don't

William (01:31.409)

Ha ha ha!

Heheheheheheh

Alex (01:37.262)

Hepseva, Hep, Hef, Zeb, He, H-E-P-H-Z-I-B-A-H. I don't know who thought that was a good name for a church. Not me. I think it's a dumb name for a church. I don't even know what Bible story that relates to. But there's better names. I don't care if you're the 17th First Baptist Church of this area. That's still better than Hef, Hep, Hef,

Dallas (01:57.099)

Ha ha!

William (02:07.301)

Hephzibah? HAHAHAHA

Alex (02:07.91)

Fuck it. That name.

That word. It's a terrible name and Ali's like, you're faking it. I'm like, no, those letters do not work in my mouth.

William (02:19.697)

So I'm gonna do duck quack over that and duck quack over every attempt that you've made to say that this entire time Just to keep it mysterious Every single time he tries to pronounce it well a

Dallas (02:25.678)

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Yeah, he accidentally says an obscenity every single time. That way everybody's like, Hebsiba doesn't even sound close to any obscenities that I know.

Alex (02:29.518)

No.

Alex (02:38.418)

Why would you say it with the first try? Screw you, Dallas!

William (02:41.085)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (02:42.67)

I was just saying what you said. I wasn't sounding it out. I was just emulating what you said.

William (02:46.117)

Well, listen, I have listened to the dulcet tones of Jim Dale of Jim Dale saying Hepsipa Smith in the last book inside of the Harry Potter books.

Dallas (02:53.622)

Jim Jones? Oh, okay. Ha ha ha.

Alex (02:55.03)

Easy for you to say. Duckwack, duckwack.

Dallas (02:59.022)

Hehehe

Alex (03:02.962)

Screw both of you! First tries! Screw both of you! That... Those letters, those letters don't work through these lips right here. You gotta get to the F sound, to the Z sound, to the B sound, back to back to back. It doesn't work. Those letters shouldn't be so close. And plus it's a PH. Pick a different church name. You can do better.

Dallas (03:06.806)

He was in episode two of Star Wars.

William (03:11.7)

Yeah

Dallas (03:13.769)

hahahaha

William (03:17.659)

Hahaha!

Dallas (03:22.99)

the

Dallas (03:28.279)

Heh.

Alex (03:30.818)

I don't even know how he got here, was it from Lou Auer? Was that how this happened? Golly.

Dallas (03:34.382)

I think it was, yeah.

William (03:34.397)

Uh, yeah, I think so. I think so. Well, our resident Luau-er is not here. A doctor, a pilot, a professor have walked into a bar and we... Uh, no, no. Not a linguist. Uh, uh,

Dallas (03:40.14)

Hahaha

Alex (03:42.798)

And not a linguist apparently because a speech pathologist might be needed but

Dallas (03:45.96)

We're looking for one.

Ha ha ha.

Alex (03:53.915)

Your resublay? Yeah, we definitely need it. Quick now!

Dallas (03:57.835)

IT'S FALLING APART!

William (04:01.081)

No, but we decided to hop on here just to give you guys a little bit of a preview of an event that's coming up that I, I know me personally, it's like you were flashing a wedding ring, I was like, made my brain short circuit there for a second there Dallas, but Iron 10 Wizard Fest. Oh, no, I just saw the, the like, you know, fishing for compliments, like ooh, look, here we go.

Dallas (04:13.806)

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Alex (04:19.382)

It was supposed to be magic fingers is what it was. Magic fingers.

Dallas (04:21.634)

Yeah, you didn't see the other hand area.

Dallas (04:28.974)

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William (04:31.233)

Iron Tim Wizard Fest! Uh oh, I...

Alex (04:31.51)

We did a thing! Here's my picture. Look at my nails for no unrelated reason. Oh crazy. Do I do a good job? Was that good? Did that sound okay? I'm about to be shot by the assassin of the women of the world.

William (04:37.489)

Hahaha!

Dallas (04:44.115)

was.

William (04:44.301)

Yeah, yeah, the nails that's very much a thing but Yeah Done close it up. I got the tab Dallas. This one's on me. No, no, we are talking Ironton Wizardfest We've done it before we've had one of the co-creators on our show You should go back and listen to the very first magic month We interviewed Brad bear of the Ironton Wizardfest, but this year I've been going every year since I started as a vendor You know

Dallas (04:47.894)

You nailed it.

William (05:13.309)

talking my wares, but this year we have been given the awesome opportunity to do a live podcast episode. Alex looks terrified.

Dallas (05:26.69)

Hmm, ha ha.

Alex (05:27.154)

Do you know the scene where Uncle Ben is like, with great power comes great responsibility? I just feel the amount of, the mountain of responsibility getting larger and larger and larger because we're about to be on a stage in front of real humans. Ah.

William (05:31.557)

Hahahaha

William (05:45.054)

Ah, you know.

in front of people and I have in just my circle alone I already know of five people who are already planning on coming and attending. Yes.

Alex (05:58.554)

Question, how many duck quacks am I allowed in a live show? Zero?

William (06:02.593)

So I specifically requested that our stage be put next to the petting zoo. And I will have a stick and I'll poke the duck. Hahahaha!

Alex (06:08.278)

Okay, and by the local church, okay. So we are near the petting zoo where all the small children will be and the local church knitting group booth and so zero duckwax. Screw you again. It's not easy to say. You need to be magical to have that go through your lips.

Dallas (06:08.874)

Yeah, I'm gonna hold here. We're gonna squeeze a duck. Yeah

Dallas (06:20.874)

Yeah. Second Hebsibah Church of...

William (06:20.947)

Exactly, exactly.

William (06:31.261)

Dallas (06:32.014)

William (06:35.013)

Well, Ironsome Wizard Fest was a, it is what you think it is. It's a Harry Potter festival that started back in, when did I, I don't want anybody to get, I don't want anybody to get bingo, but when was my last cancer scare? 2019, because that's when I had surgery. Yes, yay! Anybody get bingo? Ha ha ha.

Alex (06:45.926)

2018, 2019.

Dallas (06:50.478)

Hehehehehe

Alex (06:51.163)

Thanks for watching!

Yay, cancer! That was the last one I had on bingo. Alex gets angry about something relentlessly for no reason, Dallas referenced 3D printing, and then there was cancer, you know?

Dallas (06:53.986)

Oh yeah.

Dallas (07:01.518)

See? You win.

William (07:08.649)

But nobody can get Cody's column. He's not here. Oh no. That's true, that's true, yeah. But yeah, Iron 10 Wizard Fest, Harry Potter Festival in Iron 10 Ohio, it started back in 2019. It had all of the wonderful janky trappings of a first year festival, and since then, it has grown into kind of a wonderful celebration of this fandom.

Alex (07:11.642)

Well, no, they're scattered through the card, remember? Yeah.

Dallas (07:14.042)

hahahaha

Alex (07:36.083)

Now it just has all the janky trappings of a real festival.

William (07:40.169)

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, especially since they've invited us to go on a stage. But it is in Ironton, Ohio. We do encourage you to come at Saturday and Sunday, November 11th and 12th, specifically November the 11th at 4 p.m. A doctor and a lawyer walk into a bar. We'll be doing a live podcast. Yeah.

Alex (08:00.166)

That's three more PMs than one PM. Yep. I'm just on my A game tonight. Letters, numbers, clocks, especially if they're digital clocks, I'm on it.

Dallas (08:04.01)

Yep.

Dallas (08:15.95)

3 p.m. Tylenol p.m. It's all there. We'll have it.

Alex (08:18.496)

Eastern.

Yep. I will be fully transparent with all of our listeners, including my family who is listening. My sister has mocked me relentlessly because this has been on the calendar for over a year for me, right? And my mom was like, oh, let's go to Gatlinburg this fall. And I said, that sounds great. When do you want to do that? And she said, well, we're looking at the weekend of November 10th through the 12th. And I said, sorry.

No can do. I'm going to Wizard Fest with my friends. And my sister said, you're going to a Harry Potter fair instead of spending time with your family? Wow, with like a lot of O's. So yes, I'm going to a Harry Potter fair, but the real reason I'm going is maybe the real treasure was the friends I made along the way. And Cody's not even here to appreciate that joke right now.

William (08:53.756)

Why Alex?

Dallas (09:16.957)

AHHHHH

Dallas (09:20.663)

hahahaha

William (09:22.132)

No, we definitely do it in his honor. Uh... Oh, gas!

Dallas (09:26.508)

He just got to chill wherever he's at and he's like, what? Whoa.

Alex (09:29.447)

haha

Dallas (09:32.046)

Alex (09:34.278)

Gas or gasp with a P.

William (09:37.499)

Uh, open to interpretation. I like it either way.

Dallas (09:39.896)

hahahaha

Alex (09:40.484)

I gotta chill maybe I need to take a one of those beanoes

Dallas (09:47.21)

I peed a little, I wonder why.

Alex (09:49.938)

You haven't even given birth, Cody!

William (09:52.083)

I'm not gonna give away too much about the content of the actual live episode, but if you have listened, especially through the past year, you've gotten glimpses. Plenty of Easter eggs and references to previous things, as well as lots of chaos and stupidity to embrace. Yeah.

Alex (10:18.17)

William, oh, it's an audio medium, I raised my hand. William, are we doing anything cool for the first three of our fans who bring us real grapefruits? Are we doing anything nice for the first three fans that bring us grapefruits, like a goody bag of some sort?

Dallas (10:22.335)

hahahaha

William (10:22.605)

Ha!

William (10:34.441)

You know what? If you show up with a grapefruit?

Dallas (10:39.374)

Hahaha

William (10:40.889)

Uhhhh...

Alex (10:41.562)

There was a plan, I just put him on the spot, cause I know he's got like gift bags planned for our patrons.

Dallas (10:45.531)

You get a crisp one dollar bill.

William (10:51.376)

So that we could discuss that sure. I do have a goody bag a goody basket that I am putting together that will be given away at the end of the live episode. Yes.

Alex (10:53.454)

Hahaha

Alex (11:03.018)

And I just more than anything really want our, and I don't know if it's been announced yet, we have a special guest host with us, yes? I'm not saying who yet. We have guest hosts who will be joining us on this stage, correct?

Dallas (11:17.462)

Harry Potter's gonna be with us?

William (11:19.381)

Harry Potter himself.

Alex (11:21.926)

the you'll have to edit this part are the is the Potter podcast that you like are they joining the girls oh well never mind I was gonna say I just really wanted them to be super confused why a whole bunch of people were bringing grapefruits to a stage but never mind you'll have to edit this part out I'm sorry I was I was trying not to reference them in case it was not known but whatever

William (11:28.03)

No, they are doing a live episode at 2.

William (11:38.397)

Showing up with the grapefruits. Okay. No, no, that's fine

Dallas (11:39.077)

Heheheheh...

William (11:48.509)

Oh, no, they're going to be on there too. But I have...

Alex (11:51.29)

Well screw them! And we didn't want them anyways.

Dallas (11:52.686)

William (11:56.637)

I have put together a goodie basket that we're gonna give away at the end of the episode that so far includes the first three illustrated MinaLima editions of the Harry Potter books. Uh, well, you'll have to come to the show. I hope you come to the show. You'll have to come to the show!

Alex (12:07.066)

Ooh, I want that basket.

Dallas (12:12.718)

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Alex (12:15.399)

So we tonight it's a doctor a lawyer and a professor where's Alex he was supposed to be here I'm out in the crowd guys. I want that basket. I put my name in the raffle

Dallas (12:21.902)

William (12:22.341)

Hahaha

Dallas (12:25.622)

the

Alex (12:27.394)

You have your own money, you're independently wealthy, you're not even an emerald tycoon. I want it anyways. Winning it is more fun. Please get out of the crowd, come up on stage. No, I don't wanna be associated with this. Just want the goodie bag.

Dallas (12:34.062)

Dallas (12:48.014)

He's been playing the long con this whole time. He's only doing the podcast for this goody bag.

Alex (12:49.991)

I'm sorry.

William (12:50.505)

Sheesh.

Alex (12:54.015)

Hey, did that sound like I really was far away in a crowd? I was trying, it's really hard with these mics, they're pretty good, so.

William (12:57.441)

Yeah, yeah, it was pretty good. It was pretty good Dallas you've Alex I know that you've never been Dallas you've never been To wizard fest have you okay? It's

Alex (13:05.443)

No, no.

Dallas (13:07.571)

I've never been. No.

Alex (13:10.01)

Dallas and I are gonna have so much fun laughing to each other and then enjoying ourselves. We're gonna be like, this is so da- oh my god, I'm having a blast.

Dallas (13:20.054)

I know. I'm gonna hide grapefruits everywhere and I'm just gonna eat them the whole time and you're gonna be like, he's out. And then just out of nowhere, I'll be like, here's another one.

William (13:21.01)

I'm like...

Alex (13:30.066)

Dallas and I are actually gonna create a new canon within the Harry Potter lore. And we're gonna be like, you guys are so dumb, you don't remember book six, chapter 17, where Harry eats grapefruit? Like, duh. In the great hall, he's sitting there with Colin and...

William (13:45.853)

Oh jeez. Yeah, don't. You will be called out and shamed so bad.

Dallas (13:46.872)

Yeah.

Dallas (13:53.814)

Voldemort was allergic to citrus, and that's really what brought him down.

Alex (14:00.034)

I just need to find a grapefruit reference within Harry Potter now or I'm just gonna be upset.

William (14:00.253)

Well, they...

William (14:07.297)

Well, I wanted to finish out our little Wizard Fest preview by kind of giving you my recommendations for Wizard Fest. Things to make sure that you experience while you're there. Brad talked about this whenever he was on the show, but they are current MCU show level of Easter eggs.

Peppered all the way through wizard fest. There's Hidden details hidden rooms that they don't advertise that you can just stumble across they do encourage you to explore Tell us is currently smoking a pipe and he leaned back

Alex (14:50.181)

Yeah

Alex (14:57.063)

With legal tobacco, not the funny stuff.

William (14:59.201)

Yes, yes, with legal tobacco! But he leaned back to try and blow a smoke ring, and no smoke came out for a deceptively long amount of time, and I thought he was just shocked at something for a minute.

Dallas (15:07.81)

Hahaha!

Alex (15:12.85)

There's hidden rooms. I'm just, I'm hoping that Dallas and I are gonna explore. And in fact, I think I'm gonna bring a separate recorder with me. So that as we explore, we're just gonna narrate. And what I'm really afraid though, is that Dallas and I are going to take that invitation to explore too seriously. And it's gonna be like.

Dallas (15:16.194)

That's not a thing.

William (15:24.849)

You've got to.

William (15:35.485)

Hahaha!

Dallas (15:36.674)

Hahaha

Alex (15:37.782)

Oh my god, we found Harry Potter's utility closet. And the janitor's gonna be like, no, this is a regular utility closet. Get out, please. What is this magical room? This is the women's room, sir. You need to like, oh no, no. I've never seen one of these with benches.

William (15:43.461)

Hahaha

We were taught to explore!

William (15:51.473)

Ha ha.

Dallas (15:53.614)

They said every house might have secret rooms. Nobody said any house, all houses are ready to go. You'd be like.

William (15:58.261)

When you...

Alex (16:02.062)

I've never seen one of these with a bench in it. What are these marshmallows? No, that's a bad joke. You're gonna cut.

Dallas (16:10.279)

They make, there's a rash of break-ins in Ayrton, Ohio. I was looking for the secret room. I didn't know that they were having dinner at the time.

Alex (16:13.383)

Huh.

William (16:14.87)

Well...

Alex (16:18.351)

and

William (16:19.209)

When you get there at the gate, you have to make sure that you grab a copy of the Ironton Prophet, which is probably the coolest, most detailed, well-designed, one of the most well-designed elements of the entire festival. They literally print out a newspaper styled after One Daily Prophet that explains the Ironton Wizard Fest in the context of the Wizarding World.

and how local authorities have been perplexed about the inability to pass on the street during the festival. It's very highly detailed and recommended, but they also have their own. Brad has been very clever in the way that they have circumvented intellectual property.

Alex (17:16.366)

Yeah, I remember that from our first episode where...

William (17:18.757)

from the first conversation. Initially it was butter beer, B-I-E-R. That was too close, especially phonetically. It was switched to butter brew. Again, Warner Brothers is like, eh, listen, come on. So this time it was batch 1313. And when you look at the one and the three next to each other, it looks like two Bs side by side behind a...

big kegs. You have to get their butter beer. It's custom drink made at the two beaters, which is a pub inside the theater that they completely overtake and turn into a wizarding pub.

Alex (18:02.266)

So I won't even pretend to lie or even pretend to say that I'm not a little excited. Especially, you know, yes, I've been mocked by my sister, but she and I have had many a very fun romp through Orlando's Wizarding World, right? It's a great time.

Dallas (18:10.805)

Oh yeah.

William (18:23.484)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (18:24.722)

And in fact, if you look over my shoulder right here on this bookcase, because this is an audio medium, that is all of the Harry Potter books, you know, right there, sitting next to Homer's Iliad and Odyssey Leather Bound. So I mean, it does have a special place in my heart. However, I think I am going to enjoy this from the sense that

it will be doing it in a more organic way. Like there's something too polished about a theme park that it's like, yeah, this is fun and I can go get food or I can go get drinks and occasionally there's musical numbers but even though it feels more alive than say Disney, it doesn't feel organic. It still feels a little sterile in that sense.

William (19:02.77)

Yeah.

Alex (19:24.898)

I'm looking forward to actually seeing people who do care and at the same time are just making it their own. It's an actual festival all the same. That's exciting to me.

William (19:34.105)

Yeah. There's in everyone in their own niche, interest and capacity comes within the context of the wizarding world. So there is a violin player who sets up inside the conference center and plays songs from the soundtrack.

Dallas (19:59.67)

Alright, that's cool.

William (19:59.849)

violin case open, he's dressed up in Victorian garb, and we'll play... Oh, Dallas' flute. Ugh, will you do...

Alex (20:09.158)

That is a recorder you uncultured swine I Think I still I should you not duck quack you not I think I have a Fife in my in a box over here from visiting Boston that my grandmother bought me Probably close to two decades ago and I've held on to it. So if you bring the recorder, I'll bring my fife

Dallas (20:10.578)

Yeah, that is my recorder from my middle school... music class.

William (20:13.853)

William (20:23.453)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (20:25.016)

Hehehehe

Dallas (20:39.319)

deal.

William (20:41.098)

Oh my... can this...

Alex (20:41.186)

We will ruin so many lives.

Dallas (20:46.094)

plan on being like three children in a trench coat pretending to be an adult this whole time.

William (20:52.293)

Hahaha!

Alex (20:52.678)

Hahaha!

Dallas (20:57.046)

People are gonna walk around and be like, who has been hiding literal Easter eggs?

William (20:57.318)

Yes!

Alex (20:57.623)

So you mean...

Dallas (21:03.538)

End the festival. Be like, you said there's a lot of Easter eggs.

Alex (21:06.6)

Did you open it up? There's a tiny little Harry Potter inside. I got from Dollar Tree. Sir, this is just a Duplo policeman. Well, it... Magic!

William (21:10.022)

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. But-

Dallas (21:17.439)

He changed again!

William (21:20.353)

But it's, the festival itself has this kind of frenetic energy all day. You will walk past a fiddle player playing the Weasley Stomp on the street corner and then all of a sudden you'll have a woman dressed up like the trolley witch pushing a literal trolley with homemade candies and sweets and confections.

William (21:48.127)

so that you

Alex (21:48.194)

If I have to pay her in real gold, I'm out, because I can't afford that. I can't-

Dallas (21:52.066)

You have to pay him in Harry Potter Turduckens. Is that the name of the currency?

William (21:52.448)

No.

William (21:57.853)

Yes, yes, actually.

Alex (21:58.242)

See, I used to relate to Harry as a child, where I was like, much like William, brown hair, glasses, I actually did live in a closet for a year. It made sense. But now as I've become older, I relate more to the Weasleys because I'm poor. So we're gonna be balling on a budget this go.

Dallas (21:58.69)

That's what I thought.

William (22:17.373)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (22:17.902)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (22:22.638)

Alex (22:25.67)

Do you want any sweets? No, get out of here, I can't. I packed this peanut butter sandwich. It's all Allie would let me take from North Carolina to Kentucky.

Dallas (22:29.2)

hahahaha

Dallas (22:33.322)

End this.

William (22:35.15)

Dallas (22:37.546)

And all I have is this rat.

Alex (22:40.942)

I've been sleeping with it for a week.

Dallas (22:41.358)

I found on the street. Ha ha ha.

Alex (22:47.834)

We're already living up to- See, when you said, I'm gonna aspire to be like three kids in a trench coat, that's every time we record. That's us, every time.

William (22:54.213)

That's you! Chalice, that's you!

Dallas (22:57.886)

Nobody knows that secret.

William (22:59.614)

Have you met you?

Dallas (23:02.275)

Hahaha!

Alex (23:03.003)

That's actually Dallas' favorite sport. He wakes up in the mirror and meets himself, wakes up in the mirror, what am I saying? You know.

Dallas (23:09.742)

Hahaha! Real magic.

William (23:12.397)

Linguist again, send your resume to doctorandlawyer at outlook.com.

Alex (23:13.43)

Do we need a linguist or do we need like... Oh no, I think I'm stronking a half. Half my body is paralyzed. 9-1, call 9.

Dallas (23:18.766)

Dallas (23:28.567)

Ha ha.

Alex (23:30.648)

No, I-

William (23:31.345)

They've got a giant Lego exhibit too One of the Lego enthusiasts groups have built full-size Scale mot the scale models. Yes, you can walk through it of Hogwarts castle No, but they've they built the Quidditch pitch Hogwarts castle They've got several exhibits their The food vendors you've got to go to dragonfly cafe every single year. They bring a

Dallas (23:44.936)

hahahaha

William (24:00.017)

uh, pumpkin bisque that they serve in an actual pumpkin.

Alex (24:03.418)

You've told me about that. I feel like I need to probably have some fire whiskey though before I go so that I am loosened with the flow. But then I get on stage and I'm like, hello, I'm one fourth of this show. This is the best Potter park I've been to in the past two hours. I had a full flask right here, fire whiskey.

Dallas (24:04.846)

Hmm.

William (24:11.517)

Ha ha

William (24:18.655)

Um...

Dallas (24:32.226)

He thought it.

William (24:32.305)

Should you be so inclined though, inside the two beaters, they actually have an alcoholic version of Butterbeer. Yes, with a, I believe it's whipped cream vodka, butterscotch schnapps, and something to make it sparkly. I can't quite remember what it was. Ha ha ha. And then they have a.

Alex (24:39.346)

Really?

Dallas (24:39.374)

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Alex (24:48.704)

Dallas, we were about to get duck quacked up.

Dallas (24:51.181)

Heh.

I thought I was in a rollercoaster for three hours, it was just a man's car.

Alex (24:59.426)

I found one of the flying cars! No, you're in the back of a police car. You've been arrested for public intoxication. I was invisible! No, you can't take your clothes off, Dallas.

William (25:00.817)

Ha ha

Dallas (25:02.446)

William (25:07.347)

I can't, will you please bring a mic, wear a mic, and commentate the entire thing, please, even if we don't release it just for my own personal enjoyment. Just for the Patreon cut.

Dallas (25:12.718)

Alex (25:17.89)

Absolutely. Just through the Patreon cut. It's, do you know the, uh, the, the progressive we keep you from becoming your parents commercials, uh, Dr. S Mike, something like that. I can't remember his name. Um, but he, he's this old guy who's a therapist and he's like, we can't prevent you from becoming your parents, but we can save you money on your.

Dallas (25:21.614)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (25:30.059)

Yeah.

Alex (25:46.514)

car and home bundle. And one of the things is they're in like Home Depot and a person walks by with blue hair and everybody turns by and he's like, we all see the blue hair. We don't need to say anything. I feel like that's just gonna be me and Dallas the whole time like they're wearing robes. They're, that is like a death eater cosplay. Yes, we all see it. They're.

William (25:46.621)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (25:54.346)

Alright, don't do it.

Alex (26:14.746)

We're all nerds here and we love it. You're a different breed of nerd. That's okay.

William (26:17.744)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas (26:19.83)

I'm gonna spend part of my time like I didn't know this festival was coming and I just live there. I'll be like, what is going on? I can't even get to the Dollar General. Without all these, what is, who's wearing robes outside? Is there a communal shower somewhere close by? I don't know what's going on.

William (26:22.641)

Ha!

Alex (26:27.474)

Who are all these people in my front lawn?

Alex (26:34.022)

I was ch-

William (26:37.573)

Yeah.

Alex (26:38.834)

I've been trying to get to Paducah for four hours and I can't get... This place is in gridlock. It's like a parking lot. The whole street is shut down.

William (26:49.825)

I can't wait. I can't wait. And if you, I know we have a lot of listeners that are in Kentucky, the kind of, in the Kentucky, Ohio, West Virginia area. If you are available November 11th and 12th, come out, join the live show where they, the stage is still, I think, to be determined, but we know that our time slot is four o'clock on Saturday. We would love to have you.

and I'm gonna be there the whole weekend because I've got my 90s magic booth that I'm setting up this year. This is the first time I'm taking that to the festival. So this year 90s magic, well there's a little bit of everything. I was commissioned to do a project for actually two of the hosts from Swish and Flick.

Alex (27:29.958)

What all do you have this year? Keychains?

Alex (27:36.11)

Stickers.

William (27:48.665)

It was a custom race medal for a spouse of someone who has been doing all of these races just as a World's Greatest Spectator. Thanks for getting up at 3am and cheering me on in this race. And they co-host a Harry Potter podcast and the last race she did was 90s themed. So I thought how cool would it be to have a 90s themed Harry Potter medal?

and I laid out this pattern. It was very saved by the bell, made the metaphor and then made it repeating. And I'm like, I have to, I have to do something with this. I needed on a windbreaker. I needed on a fanny pack, something. And I found a place that would do a fanny pack and I ordered it and I love it. And I wear it all the time, but then it hit me one day. The entirety of the was of the Harry Potter story happened in the nineties. Harry was born in 1980.

He started school in 1991. The last book ended in 1998. Like, what if you re-imagine all of the wizarding world through the lens of the 90s, and that's what I've done.

Alex (28:52.37)

Do you think Harry Potter listened to Nirvana in his angsty period in Book 5?

Dallas (28:52.727)

Ha ha ha!

William (29:00.648)

I'm currently working on a Depeche Mode album cover that replaces the red rose with the skull and the snake coming out of its mouth. It is, I've got everything from...

Alex (29:08.85)

Amazing.

Alex (29:12.53)

Do you know, I'm gonna make a really nerdy, see, I can't even talk down to this festival in any stretch, it's amazing. I can't talk down because I'm about to make an extra nerdy reference. Do you know the Lego movie and the scene where they rescue the spaceman with the cracked helmet?

And every time he tries to build something, he's like, we could build a spaceship. And they're like, no, we need XYZ. And finally they're like, we need a spaceship. And he's like, spaceship, spaceship! And it's Charlie Day. This is how I envision you. You're like, Harry Potter? And we're like, yeah, this is the time, buddy. And you're like, Harry Potter! Harry Potter fan-e-pack! Harry Potter album cover! Harry Potter!

Dallas (29:37.271)

Yeah.

Dallas (29:48.654)

SPOOSHIT!

William (29:50.484)

Yeah, yeah.

William (30:01.73)

William (30:05.313)

I'm going to be insufferable. Just so you know. This is my time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But to answer your question, I've got some... Going to be? Going to be!

Alex (30:09.086)

Oh, so this is your version of three kids in a trench coat. We're used to this. Okay, got it, got it, got it. I'm gonna be a raging duck quack. Quack. And then you... Ha ha! Oh. Look, part of this is a character and part of this is me. Unfortunately, the balance is more towards me than character, but...

Dallas (30:23.212)

Ha ha!

Dallas (30:32.514)

Ha ha

William (30:32.841)

To answer your question though, I have had extra windbreakers printed. I'm bringing those. I've had extra fanny packs made. I'm bringing those. I have two different designs of t-shirts, a lot of art prints, stickers, and keychains. So there will be things from like $1 up. So the 90s Magic booth will be directly across from Dragonfly Cafe, their food truck, because I planned it that way.

Alex (31:00.399)

Ha ha.

William (31:02.076)

I ate it exclusively the entire festival.

Alex (31:04.75)

What's happening is this is actually a money laundering scheme. You all come pay for William's windbreakers and then he goes across from the booth to Dragonfly Cafe where he pays for food.

Dallas (31:08.078)

Haha

William (31:17.445)

Dallas, it's like that episode of Bluey where he gets money for his tooth or her tooth Goes to the markets and it's just it's just passed like here take this and buy some carrots for the juice here Take this and put it in the and it ends up right back in his hands and it's all magical and he can pay for this Song. Yeah, no

Dallas (31:23.774)

Oh yeah, they just traded around.

Dallas (31:33.749)

Yep.

Alex (31:34.098)

Yeah, you know that's actually how I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Spoiler, spoiler for anyone listening. Well, it was one of those moments where it's like, you know, you get a dollar in your weekly allowance and then you give that dollar back to your mom for whatever candy you want and then that dollar kind of circulates. Well, I'd use that dollar to do one of the magic tricks where if you fold at the

William (31:40.221)

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Dallas (31:41.9)

I don't think that's how you fix that. Oh, shoot.

William (31:46.493)

Thanks for watching!

Alex (32:03.662)

a crease at the eyes of George Washington and you tip it back and forth. You can make George Washington smile or frown. Well that dollar had been circulated back to my mom and then I lost a tooth and it went under my pillow and I walked downstairs real quiet while my mom was in the laundry room and I held up the dollar. Again I don't have a very good recollection of this. My mom tells me the story. And again as an almost 30 year old this is embarrassing.

but I hold up the dollar and I look at her real knowingly and I go, you're the tooth fairy, aren't you? And she looked at me like I was the biggest dumb ass on earth and she went, you already know Santa's not real and you're just now figuring this out?

Dallas (32:43.278)

William (32:48.689)

Yeah

Dallas (32:49.454)

Alex (32:51.782)

Yeah, it was just one of those like... Hahahaha

William (32:51.789)

Oh, savage.

Dallas (32:53.922)

Senior pictures are next weekend, come on.

Alex (32:59.322)

Have you finished your college entry essay?

Dallas (33:02.158)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (33:03.85)

Meanwhile, I asked my mother, Mom is the tooth fairy real and she went full Roy Kent. No, just cut it down, no. Well, guys, I, this, no, me neither, no. No, not at all. Well, this was as beautifully chaotic as I could have ever dreamed it could be. Guys, thanks for joining me tonight for a just brief.

Alex (33:11.578)

WISSO!

Dallas (33:15.214)

Hehehehehe

Alex (33:15.958)

I can't hear your mom saying a mean word ever. No, sweetheart, she's not real.

Dallas (33:23.529)

Uh huh.

Alex (33:29.542)

Before we go though, I want you in just three words to sell our listeners. You get three words unrelated on why they should come to the Ironton Wizard Festival. What are the three words that you use to get people to come? Go.

William (33:50.845)

Hold.

William (33:54.609)

hard.

cash. If you show up at our show, I'm gonna be passing out $20. I gotta pad out the audience here!

Alex (34:03.358)

I was really wondering where that was going. I was like, cold, hard, sticky.

Dallas (34:08.878)

Magic? Yeah.

William (34:10.81)

Use cold hard magic!

Alex (34:12.954)

Sticky.

Dallas (34:14.914)

Hahaha, gross.

William (34:18.557)

Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh-Mwuh

Alex (34:18.833)

I don't want to go anymore guys. I'm gonna save my gas money

Alex (34:31.462)

Blackberry ale Eight now I know why I'm coming. It's all sitting in Cody's and you're you all have stashes for me, right? That's all I'm loading my car back up with You better I've been blabbering on about it

William (34:33.821)

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Dallas (34:34.958)

William (34:43.121)

Hahaha!

Dallas (34:48.11)

I'm gonna have to make homemade versions just to make him think that we have some. Yeah.

William (34:48.305)

Well, we'd-

William (34:52.257)

Wink, wink, homemade versions. Well, we do hope to see you at Iron Tomb Wizard Fest. Our live show again will be Saturday at four o'clock. We'd love to see you there, but guys, I will take the tab tonight. If you haven't already, check us out on social media at Doctor and Lawyer. You can find us Instagram primarily, but we've got a pretty great Facebook group called The Pub.

If you want to consider supporting the show financially and help us produce it, Dr. and Lawyer, patreon.com slash Dr. and Lawyer. I'm sending out the Christmas packs probably in about two, three weeks. Because they're, yeah, I know, I know it's crazy. But again, if you have made it this far in the show,

Alex (35:35.046)

Hey, that's almost Christmas time by that point. That's awesome.

Dallas (35:37.57)

Yeah.

William (35:44.881)

Thanks for listening. Thanks for all of your support so far. We hope to see you at Ironton Wizard Fest. And with that, I will head out of here. I am William.

Dallas (35:53.319)

I am Dallas.

Alex (35:54.498)

And I'm four kids in a trench coat.

Dallas (35:58.606)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (35:59.274)

And we'll see you guys next week. Bye!

Alex (35:59.696)

Suck it.

Dallas (36:03.259)

Bye!

Alex Christian

Ep. 96 - Wizardfest Preview - OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW! [Transcript]

Ep. 95 - Choose Your Own Adventure S2E2: FOLLOP [Transcript]

Ep. 97 - Guess Who Round 2 [Transcript]