Ep. 84 - Who Wants to Be a Galleonaire? [Transcript]

Jan 29

ALEX (00:01.026)

Dallas went for real for real. Like this is how I know he's a professor because he's picking up on the young kid slang and I'm just like, what? Is that English? Oh, it's giving trying too hard. See, is that how it's done?

Dallas (00:03.705)

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William (00:04.111)

Oh.

Dallas (00:13.221)

Listen bro, got Riz over here.

William (00:13.232)

Ehh... Ah-

Coco Murphy (00:16.483)

What is a Lizzo?

William (00:19.26)

What is a Cody that's... You have no excuse. You've been told what a Lizzo is. ..

ALEX (00:24.106)

You've seen Elizo in action. You watched her in the best episode of The Mandalorian.

William (00:28.624)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (00:33.106)

You're not wrong.

William (00:33.529)

Hmm... Ah! Huh... Uh...

ALEX (00:34.346)

A pox upon your family.

Coco Murphy (00:38.823)

Hahaha

William (00:42.412)

Well, gentlemen, welcome back. This round is on me. As a matter of fact, this entire month is on me because we have landed in Magic Month.

Coco Murphy (00:54.491)

Why does William look like he's getting ready to yell UNLIMITED POWER!

ALEX (00:59.298)

See, this is just it. William's love for Harry Potter is boundless, technically. But we did find a strange way to corral that boundless energy into just one month. And it's kind of like, all right, that'll stop him the other 11 months that we do this.

Dallas (00:59.34)

Heh.

William (01:00.294)

Have you seen have you seen the

William (01:16.045)

You corralled it into one month. You corralled it into one month and then you gave me my own podcast. But gentlemen, yes, welcome to Magic Month. If you are unaware of the release schedule that we have put out and the significance of July 31st through September the 1st.

ALEX (01:27.314)

That was more of a consolation prize.

William (01:40.868)

This is Magic Month, July 31st, Harry Potter's birthday, September the 1st, back to Hogwarts, where I have taken over. And the entire month is dedicated to the Wizarding World. But we have put a little bit of a twist on it, so it's not going to be five solid weeks of me monologuing about how Wandlore was indeed established in the first book, regardless of what Cody says. It's gonna be seven weeks of me monologuing. No, tonight...

Coco Murphy (02:04.279)

It's gonna be seven weeks of monologuing.

William (02:10.548)

kicking off Magic Month as we did last year is who wants to be a... Yeah, right? Is who wants to be a Galleon-air?

Coco Murphy (02:15.347)

Weird.

Dallas (02:19.225)

That's nuts.

Coco Murphy (02:23.115)

Ba ba da da! Do do do!

William (02:24.649)

Oh, wow.

ALEX (02:28.426)

Why do we even pay for Epidemic Sound when we just have Cody the entire time? Why do we need copyright free music and a subscription?

William (02:29.273)

Round 2

William (02:34.848)

Right?

Coco Murphy (02:35.271)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (02:37.037)

Right. I think that gets us around copyright.

William (02:37.132)

So Cody, whenever we finish tonight, when we finish tonight, I'm gonna have to need you to do some ADR pickup where we go through all of the sound effects from the entire show, including.

Coco Murphy (02:49.43)

lol

Dallas (02:50.048)

Hahaha

ALEX (02:50.273)

Hi, I'm Meredith Vieira. Can you do that one too?

Coco Murphy (02:54.427)

Hahaha

William (02:55.571)

Oh You are you are you no we're yeah, we're Regis or nothing

ALEX (02:57.706)

No, I'm a Regis guy. I was a Regis era.

Dallas (03:02.004)

Oh boy.

ALEX (03:03.562)

Hey, I'm Regis Philbin.

Coco Murphy (03:06.093)

So at the Amazon warehouse, they only have like four approved channels that they're allowed to show because they're like as non-offensive as possible, one of which is the Game Show Network. And every day on my lunch break is Regis Philbins, who wants to be a millionaire.

William (03:20.982)

Ooh!

ALEX (03:21.195)

Ah, universally loved by grandmothers everywhere.

William (03:26.236)

Yeah, that's amazing.

Dallas (03:26.511)

Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

Coco Murphy (03:28.419)

Yeah, and I just get all of the warm fuzzies in my heart. I did like Meredith Vieira though.

ALEX (03:33.63)

and then they switch it over to the Golden Girls and you're like, aww, I wanna go back. I wanna watch Giant Plinko with the 87 year old who's worked here for 14 years.

William (03:33.855)

Well Cody, what do you have?

William (03:40.496)

Hey, hey there Yeah, well Cody

Coco Murphy (03:41.379)

Now that's too racy for Amazon. Hehehehe

Dallas (03:44.334)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (03:54.197)

And it actually was him on the show that day. You know, it was a 30 year old episode of Price is Right.

ALEX (03:58.707)

I lost all my money!

William (04:00.958)

Oh jeez.

William (04:07.2)

I... Cody, what do you have cooked up for us tonight?

Coco Murphy (04:10.408)

Alright, so last year I may have made some mistakes in my show preparation.

ALEX (04:19.114)

No, never, no.

William (04:19.312)

Hmm

Coco Murphy (04:23.527)

I tried to prepare my questions by listening to the audiobook. That was a mistake. Because you catch details and you write them down furiously and then you yourself get them wrong. This year, I picked up Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on my Kindle and used the notes feature to extract every little detail that I could find and to make questions out of.

William (04:29.22)

Hehehehehe

William (04:43.523)

Mmm!

ALEX (04:50.318)

We're screwed, Dallas.

Coco Murphy (04:51.531)

So, with that being said, like last year, this is... There is an ancient Greek version of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Dallas (04:55.539)

He's the original translations and everything. I like it.

William (04:58.16)

Hahaha!

ALEX (04:59.442)

Actually in the original Greek, the meaning of this scripture was completely different. William would know all about that.

Coco Murphy (05:09.496)

There is an ancient Greek edition of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. That is a real book that exists.

ALEX (05:13.326)

Shut up.

William (05:13.376)

Of course there is. Of course there is. Also, a little bit of a side tangent. We went on vacation back at the end of June and Dad somehow managed to make another Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom joke because somehow Harry Potter got brought up, it was probably me let's be honest, and Dad says, hey Genevieve do you like watching that Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom?

Dallas (05:29.849)

William (05:40.284)

And she's like, Pappy, it's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Did you know that in 1995, there was an actual novelization of Indiana Jones in the Philosopher's Stone?

Coco Murphy (05:48.183)

I did know this.

Dallas (05:54.497)

Whaaaaat?

ALEX (05:54.722)

Really?

Coco Murphy (05:55.503)

Yeah.

William (05:55.92)

It came out two years before Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone was released. And so I text dad and I said, Dad, I'll see your Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom, and I will raise you Indiana Jones and the Philosopher's Stone.

Dallas (06:09.421)

He was so close and you didn't even know it.

ALEX (06:11.274)

He's like, what's a philosopher? I only know sorcerers. I'm from America.

William (06:11.573)

No, he's been... Uh...

Coco Murphy (06:13.912)

There was

William (06:18.832)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (06:19.72)

the

Coco Murphy (06:19.884)

There is a there was a series of Indiana Jones pulp books through the 90s. There's like about 12 of them. They're out of print, but they they're not out of Kindle print. So I'm thinking about picking those up.

William (06:33.692)

Oh no, an actual hard copy is being delivered to my house tomorrow. I'm going to read Indiana Jones of the Philosopher's Stone. And I'm going to treat it like, do you remember the B-movie studio that would release Transmorphers at the same time as Transformers in hopes that you would accidentally pick it up at the movie gallery whenever you went to go rent a DVD? So I'm going to treat.

ALEX (06:38.37)

Big fan of thrift books for that exact reason.

Dallas (06:38.637)

What? Nice.

Dallas (06:44.657)

I am on episode 3 of Young Indiana Jones.

Coco Murphy (06:46.185)

All right, so

Dallas (06:54.361)

ALEX (06:59.69)

Yes, that's where I know Megazord Gazorpazorb from. Oh, I knew it! I knew it was a thing.

Dallas (07:00.218)

Yup.

Coco Murphy (07:02.191)

movie gallery.

William (07:05.08)

Yes, that was from Transmorphers. So I'm gonna treat Indiana Jones and the Philosopher's Stone like one of those B-movie releases you pick up on accident and act thoroughly confused through the whole thing. Anyway, continue Cody.

Dallas (07:05.885)

hahahaha

Dallas (07:16.827)

Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (07:18.451)

Alright, so we are playing by millionaire rules with a twist. It is a race to 15 questions. You know, in traditional millionaire style, there's the $100 question, $200, all the way up to $1 million. Level of difficulty. I did not necessarily assign level of difficulty to each individual question. I just, I'm just making this up as I go along.

William (07:25.177)

Ooh, okay.

William (07:45.069)

As one does.

Coco Murphy (07:45.283)

And then there are three lifelines. 50-50. Ask your wives instead of phone a friend. So you guys can ask your individual wives and I'm going to let Dallas and Alex each be able to use their individual wives in this instance. Whereas William, you can use Kristen. That'll be the one advantage they get in this instance.

William (07:55.428)

Hmm, okay.

William (08:08.329)

Okay.

William (08:12.389)

Okay, gotcha, okay.

ALEX (08:13.602)

Only problem with that is that my wife is out, so we're only using Dallas's. For the record, my wife couldn't even remember which Harry Potter was which, so we wouldn't really have much of an asset there.

Coco Murphy (08:14.841)

And then...

Coco Murphy (08:19.555)

Well, too bad, so sad. Too bad, so sad.

Dallas (08:22.017)

And she knows less about Harry Potter than I do. So this is gonna be great.

William (08:25.156)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (08:25.299)

Coco Murphy (08:36.407)

And considering that, um, ask the audience, we do not have a studio audience today. I have traded it out for pass. This question's hard. We're just going to move on and they advance. It's basically a gimme, a gimme question. You can just move on to the next level. The, you cannot use pass during the million dollar question. You have to use it. You cannot use it on the final question. Um,

William (08:43.824)

Ha!

Dallas (08:49.323)

I like that better.

William (08:50.513)

Hehehe

William (08:59.701)

Okay.

ALEX (09:04.162)

Pass. I'm going to pass on the million dollar question. I don't want to do this required challenge.

Dallas (09:05.785)

That's fair. Hahaha.

Coco Murphy (09:07.577)

now.

William (09:09.66)

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Coco Murphy (09:10.731)

Now in millionaire and traditional millionaire rules, if you get the question wrong, the game's over. Well, this would make for a boring podcast if the boring podcast after Dallas and Alex get the second question wrong. I have faith in them.

William (09:19.356)

Hehehehehehe

ALEX (09:20.942)

Question one. Ah, yes.

Dallas (09:23.867)

Hehehehehehe

William (09:24.271)

You're assuming they're gonna get the first question right.

Dallas (09:28.702)

Uh, that's a tall order there, sir.

William (09:30.812)

Hahaha

Dallas (09:32.609)

Somebody needs to.

William (09:34.312)

Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (09:35.631)

I have faith in them. And then, so with that being said, if you get the question wrong, the other person gets the chance to answer it and move and move forward.

ALEX (09:50.01)

I don't think this is at all traditional millionaire rules. Oh, we're doing traditional millionaire rules. Describe something completely different than millionaire. Got it.

Coco Murphy (09:50.424)

So there may be a question where-

Hahaha!

Dallas (09:54.733)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (10:02.327)

So you so if Dallas and Alex get it wrong, William gets the chance to answer. If William gets it wrong, Dallas and Alex get a chance to answer in place of their initial question.

Dallas (10:04.205)

Double Dare.

ALEX (10:13.886)

So Dallas and I are never gonna get one right. Got it.

Dallas (10:14.466)

Oh, also ping pong rules.

Coco Murphy (10:19.147)

Basically, you're ping-ponging back and forth, and so the first to 15 wins. Basically, you have to get 15 questions right. Now, I'm thinking this is gonna be 16 questions in total. I have 41 prepared. If... if we go through all 41 questions, I win.

Dallas (10:21.55)

I gotcha.

William (10:32.124)

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Dallas (10:39.393)

Yes?

Dallas (10:45.305)

William (10:45.796)

Yes!

Coco Murphy (10:48.225)

The host wins.

ALEX (10:49.342)

And the quality time with Michelle is the loser. Aww.

William (10:49.689)

Winner winner of this games

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (10:55.367)

Please please somebody get one right please I have a family

Coco Murphy (10:55.747)

Oh, she's... she's already in bed, so...

William (11:01.124)

Winner of this game gets a box of Blackberry L8 on me.

ALEX (11:06.198)

Really?

Coco Murphy (11:07.191)

another like it's back we're it's back i will actually fulfill the promise this time

William (11:08.833)

Yeah.

Dallas (11:09.486)

Oh yeah.

William (11:12.732)

Ha ha ha!

ALEX (11:13.15)

Yeah, I'm gonna collect interest on the... Yeah, you all need to start stocking up for me, please. I will Venmo you, please. Consider it a housewarming present for me.

Dallas (11:13.897)

I had one today, it's still good.

William (11:17.948)

Yeah.

William (11:23.516)

Ha ha ha.

Dallas (11:23.869)

I got one and I poured a little bit out for you Alex.

Coco Murphy (11:26.523)

I legitimately sent $24 to William and he just took my money and never sent you guys the L.A.D.

ALEX (11:32.978)

Actually, Mr. Editor, can we get a playback of that exact moment last year? Oh, that's right. He did do that. And what's weird is that Dallas and Alex still don't have their BlackBerry L8. Weird.

Dallas (11:33.145)

William (11:33.5)

Coco Murphy (11:39.378)

Right?

Coco Murphy (11:43.883)

He did.

Dallas (11:44.256)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (11:49.927)

It's back. It came back. L.A. Blackberry L.A. presents. Who wants to be a Galleon air? All right. Dallas and Alex. We will you guys will have the first question.

Dallas (11:55.705)

William (11:55.848)

Yes! Let's go!

ALEX (11:56.43)

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

Dallas (12:02.763)

Ready.

Coco Murphy (12:06.863)

What for 100 Knuts? What is the name of the protagonist in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? Tom Riddle, A, Tom Riddle, B, Albus Dumbledore, C, Harry Potter, D, me. Ha ha.

William (12:11.717)

Yes.

ALEX (12:17.27)

Ooh, I got this one. Ooh.

Dallas (12:28.057)

ALEX (12:28.637)

All right, Dallas, I think we need to work through this one using SAT rules. I don't remember Cody in the movie at all, so I don't think Dee is right. But I do remember a Tom Rill and an Albus Dumbledore in what's the name of the book? Something in the Chamber of Secrets? I can't.

William (12:32.988)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (12:35.49)

Right?

William (12:37.948)

William (12:50.532)

Listen, you don't remember Cody? Like, it was the gravitational pull of his head that the bludger would catch to sling off course and come after Harry Potter or kids.

Dallas (12:50.829)

I don't...

ALEX (12:55.074)

Hahaha!

Dallas (12:57.145)

Coco Murphy (12:59.264)

I was I was a center college Ravenclaw beater so I the bludgers just came towards me

Dallas (13:06.402)

There you go.

William (13:06.8)

Hehehehe

ALEX (13:08.822)

We're going to go with.

Dallas (13:09.849)

Tom, that's the guy who lived by the river, right? No, that's Tom Bombadil. That's a different reference. That's the Lord of the Rings reference.

ALEX (13:17.099)

No, no, you're thinking of Matt in a van down by the river, the inspirational coach. Matt Foley? Chris Foley. It was Matt something.

Coco Murphy (13:20.56)

of the guy who lives in a van down by the river.

Dallas (13:27.736)

Yeah, which I think is where Harry Potter came from.

William (13:32.04)

Yes, actually. Foley, that's a type of catheter. Farley is his last name.

Dallas (13:33.881)

Chris Farley? Is that what you meant to say? I've had those.

ALEX (13:35.158)

Yeah, him. Was his- Hehehehe No, that's the guy who almost played Shrek.

Coco Murphy (13:37.945)

HAHA

Dallas (13:42.025)

I've had a Chris Foley catheter. Ha ha ha.

William (13:45.948)

Ha ha ha.

ALEX (13:47.291)

I think Dallas and I are gonna go with C, Harry Potter.

Dallas (13:52.001)

Harrison Potter.

William (13:53.313)

Hehehehe

ALEX (13:54.13)

Is that his full name, given name? Harry Potter is the protagonist of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Final answer, Regis.

Coco Murphy (13:54.883)

Is that your final answer?

Dallas (13:57.817)

I think so.

Yes. Harrison, Jimothy Potter.

Coco Murphy (14:05.255)

That is correct!

ALEX (14:06.798)

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William (14:07.458)

Yay! Good, good job! Guys, good job.

Dallas (14:12.572)

We're doing better than I thought.

Coco Murphy (14:15.978)

William, for 100 Knuts for you.

Coco Murphy (14:26.307)

What drink is Petunia going to offer the Masons when they come into the lounge? A. Coffee B. Tea C. Brandy D. Whiskey

ALEX (14:32.206)

I think I know this one.

Coco Murphy (14:46.019)

What drink is Petunia going to offer the Masons when they come into the lounge?

ALEX (14:46.308)

narrator, but he did not know this one.

William (14:49.884)

Dallas (14:50.681)

Hmm.

William (14:58.236)

I'm gonna go A, coffee.

Coco Murphy (15:01.591)

Is that your final answer? William, you are correct! In tra-

William (15:02.736)

final answer.

Dallas (15:09.07)

I did not know that one at even a little bit.

William (15:09.615)

UGH!

ALEX (15:10.918)

I thought it was punch for whatever reason. Why was it punch in my head?

William (15:11.952)

Hoooooo

Coco Murphy (15:13.955)

In Chapter 1, the Masons don't know anything about you, and it's going to stay that way. When dinner's over, you take Mrs. Mason back to the lounge for coffee. Petunia, and I'll bring the subject around to Drills.

Dallas (15:16.782)

Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (15:31.315)

Hehehehe Correct

Dallas (15:32.129)

You thought it was punch?

ALEX (15:32.202)

Wait a second. Yeah. I think I'm thinking of when Dobby shows up and then he snaps something into the bowl of punch, isn't it? No? Am I inventing that?

William (15:33.499)

That one made me sweat. I am a

William (15:45.836)

No, he levitates a traditional British pudding that floats over top of an-

ALEX (15:50.178)

pudding

Dallas (15:53.049)

Where did you get punch at?

ALEX (15:55.402)

I don't know. Pudding, punch... It looked liquidy.

Coco Murphy (15:58.223)

Well, I mean, it's in the movie. Like... It may be in the movie, yeah.

Dallas (15:59.841)

Wait, didn't they? I thought they used Squeeze-its. Did they not? Ecto coolers, isn't that what it was? No?

Coco Murphy (16:05.115)

Ha ha!

William (16:05.14)

Yes!

Coco Murphy (16:09.926)

The Ghostbusters-Harry Potter crossover we never knew we needed. That is true.

ALEX (16:12.244)

So, Alex doesn't know Harry Potter, but he knew who Harry Potter was.

Dallas (16:13.197)

There's ghosts.

Coco Murphy (16:18.055)

Hahaha

Dallas (16:19.787)

Yes.

Coco Murphy (16:21.759)

Alright, Dallas and Alex, for your $200 Canut question. What joke did Uncle Vernon accuse Harry of ruining when Dobby was in his bedroom? A. The Japanese golfer joke. B. The Chinese telemarketer joke. C. The German racer joke.

The French water polo joke.

ALEX (16:54.742)

What are the first two again? Because.

Coco Murphy (16:55.844)

What joke?

the Japanese golfer joke, and the Chinese telemarketer joke.

ALEX (17:07.563)

Dallas yeah no go on go on

William (17:07.98)

I will tell you, nevermind. It is the same, it is also referenced in the movie.

Dallas (17:12.906)

Huh?

Dallas (17:19.361)

That doesn't help me. That doesn't help me at all.

William (17:20.56)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (17:23.854)

I may have picked that question for this reason for that reason for them

ALEX (17:28.622)

Japanese golfer joke sounds right in my head, but again, I'm the same guy who thought punch was what Dobby levitated and The book is sitting right there on my shelf and it is taking so much self-control not to just go ah Yes

Dallas (17:29.959)

I am feeling.

Dallas (17:37.581)

See, I was thinking French water polo.

but I could be wrong.

William (17:48.988)

Dallas (17:49.705)

I know, so is this extra tab that I have open that's got Google sitting there. Hold on, let me just write this email real fast.

Coco Murphy (17:50.158)

Mm-mm-mm.

Coco Murphy (17:54.072)

Hahaha

Dallas (18:01.422)

Oh, I remember. It was...

ALEX (18:03.286)

Oh, man. Dallas, you decide.

Dallas (18:06.497)

I don't know. What do you think?

Coco Murphy (18:07.121)

What?

Dallas (18:10.157)

That's not fair.

ALEX (18:11.426)

Ha ha ha.

Dallas (18:15.369)

You want me to decide this one? You want me to stand on this landmine? I got it. Okay French water polo D. D's Knuts. That's the one I'm picking

ALEX (18:16.592)

Yes, I'm sitting back just waiting. Yeah. Yeah

William (18:24.847)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (18:26.769)

Is that your final answer?

Dallas (18:28.737)

That is my final answer.

Coco Murphy (18:31.691)

I am sorry Dallas, that is incorrect.

Dallas (18:34.297)

What the heck gone is?

ALEX (18:35.895)

Was it the Japanese?

Coco Murphy (18:36.803)

William, do you want to steal?

William (18:38.524)

What the? Actually, no. I don't want to steal questions. You have enough for us to do 15 individual questions.

ALEX (18:42.244)

Are you having a?

Coco Murphy (18:48.855)

I did not... I did...

ALEX (18:51.838)

Wait, can we make the rule that only Dallas and I are allowed to steal if William gets it wrong? Because that would be... I mean, that would be rare.

Dallas (18:59.966)

Hahaha

William (19:01.073)

That would be the utmost shame. That would be the... I would...

Coco Murphy (19:01.56)

I am

I am leaving this rule open and I will give you the choice to steal.

Dallas (19:10.009)

Hmm

William (19:10.132)

I will not steal. However, I will say, what the devil are you doing? Uh, I, you almost ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke.

Dallas (19:20.858)

Aw man, man!

ALEX (19:22.606)

Come on, Dallas, didn't you know that I am the most foremost expert on Harry Potter? Come on!

William (19:23.13)

It was Japanese golfer.

Dallas (19:29.857)

I don't know why that felt kind of racist. And so I was like, they wouldn't use that. That's all it sounds like that.

ALEX (19:33.078)

Well, it's because Japanese golfers are all over. That's why I felt racist. You watch golf, and you know that there are Japanese golfers. I mean, come on.

William (19:34.576)

They're the Dursleys!

Coco Murphy (19:36.219)

They're the Dursleys.

Dallas (19:37.045)

Well...

Dallas (19:45.112)

Everybody knows I know a lot about golf and I know a lot about Harry Potter.

William (19:49.557)

I thought you were going to say I know a lot about golf and I know a lot about Japan.

Dallas (19:53.325)

Ha ha ha!

ALEX (19:54.658)

Ni hao.

Coco Murphy (19:58.619)

William, your question is, what is the name of the town that the borough is near? A. Ottery St. Katchpole B. Ottery St. Mary C. River Ottery D. Up Ottery

William (19:59.959)

Yes, sir.

Dallas (20:00.47)

Arigato.

William (20:24.072)

The answer is A, Otterysynccatchapole. It is my final answer.

Coco Murphy (20:26.867)

Is that your final answer? You are correct for 200 canuts. We're a little way outside the village, said George. Autary St. Ketchipol. Lower and lower went the flying car, at the edge of a brilliant red sun that was now gleaming through the trees. See I'm bringing my homework.

William (20:34.195)

Yay!

ALEX (20:44.758)

The second sun started to rise over the horizon as young Luke stood there, and they turned and said, you're in the wrong franchise. He said, no, I have space magic. And they invited him in for a cup of tea and blue milk.

William (20:45.54)

I love the narrations.

William (20:50.103)

Heheheheheheheheh!

William (20:54.404)

Hahaha!

Dallas (20:55.446)

hahahaha

Coco Murphy (20:56.007)

Yeah

William (21:01.285)

I would read that book.

Dallas (21:01.62)

and punch.

ALEX (21:02.838)

Yeah

William (21:05.628)

Hehehehe

Coco Murphy (21:06.883)

Alright, it is now 200 Knuts for William and 100 Knuts for Dallas and Alex. Next question.

ALEX (21:14.862)

How is that possible? I thought he got his first one.

ALEX (21:20.726)

Didn't William get his first?

Coco Murphy (21:21.532)

Wait.

William (21:21.712)

200 points for William, 100 points for Dallas and Alex.

ALEX (21:26.318)

Oh, because you gave dollar amounts, so I was... Are we doing money or points? How are we doing this?

Dallas (21:27.273)

Is it 300 points? Is it money?

Coco Murphy (21:32.375)

It's 100, well, I mean, it's 100 points, 200 points. William is at the $200 level. He's gotten two right, you guys got one right.

Dallas (21:34.721)

and eggots.

William (21:37.973)

We have had four questions total. I've gotten two right, you all have gotten one right.

ALEX (21:41.001)

Oh, got it, got it. It's not cumulative. Ah.

Dallas (21:42.061)

So we're not adding it. It's not like this one's worth 100, this one's worth 200. You add them together.

Coco Murphy (21:47.371)

It's the same stack that's in Millionaire. One in like, you answer a question, it's 100, 200, 300.

William (21:52.976)

How about...

Dallas (21:53.789)

I have not seen that movie in a long movie that show in a long time. So I don't know. I acted really confident about this. Like I remembered, but I don't.

William (21:56.292)

The movie. Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (21:59.76)

Alright.

William (22:01.475)

I loved the movie that the show was based off of.

Dallas (22:04.057)

ALEX (22:06.179)

Ah! Oof.

Coco Murphy (22:08.433)

The score is two to one. All right. Dallas and Alex. Let's do...

ALEX (22:17.096)

Roll raggy.

William (22:19.377)

Hehehehehehe

Dallas (22:19.969)

Ha ha

Coco Murphy (22:23.879)

Signed it, do do.

ALEX (22:24.234)

Hit him with the old bother. Come on.

Dallas (22:26.434)

Um... Oh bother.

Coco Murphy (22:28.367)

What is a book, what is not a book, written by Gilderoy Lockhart that was featured in the book or the movie? What is not a book written by Gilderoy Lockhart that was featured in the book or the movie? A. Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to Household Pest by Gilderoy Lockhart. Who am I by Gilderoy Lockhart?

Dallas (22:40.622)

Man.

Coco Murphy (22:56.571)

Galavantine with Giants by Gilderoy Lockhart, and Year with the Yeti by Gilderoy Lockhart.

ALEX (23:08.062)

Uhhh, I think it's gallivanting with giants.

Dallas (23:16.277)

You do this one.

ALEX (23:16.371)

but oh Dallas well I know the year with the Yeti sounds right like I know there was something about banshees or something it was like bare naked writing with the banshees or something

William (23:18.032)

Hehehehe

Dallas (23:20.857)

How am I supposed to know this? There's no way!

Dallas (23:28.157)

Right, that one sounds right.

William (23:34.8)

Oh, oh, oh!

Dallas (23:34.989)

hahahaha

Coco Murphy (23:36.131)

What?

ALEX (23:39.438)

bareback horse riding with banshees and... ..

Dallas (23:46.209)

Brokeback Banshees is what it was called.

ALEX (23:51.71)

I don't, but gallivanting with giants doesn't sound right, so... I'm gonna... No, because it won't help. And that was the only one that stood out. Uh... C, final answer.

Coco Murphy (23:57.563)

Would you like to hear the answers again?

William (24:02.212)

Hahaha!

Dallas (24:02.272)

Heh, yeah.

Coco Murphy (24:03.116)

Okay.

Coco Murphy (24:11.515)

Galavanteam with giants.

ALEX (24:13.279)

Yes.

Dallas (24:13.566)

I'm behind him a thousand percent.

Coco Murphy (24:15.857)

All right. That's your final. So that's your final answer. You are correct.

Dallas (24:19.83)

Yeah!

William (24:19.904)

Yes! The alliteration was a gating with ghouls, not gallivanting with giants. Very good!

ALEX (24:20.35)

Grrrrrr!

ALEX (24:24.558)

Take it, giants. Ah.

Coco Murphy (24:29.587)

I had to be... And did you notice the... Did you notice the extra like book or movie reference that I made there?

Dallas (24:29.749)

Oh.

William (24:38.388)

Oh yes, um... Like, no, oh no, you won't, you're going to denome the garden. Here, let me see what Lockhart has to say on the issue. Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to Household Pests. Yes.

Dallas (24:39.753)

Yes, I did.

ALEX (24:41.326)

Of course not.

Coco Murphy (24:51.827)

And Who Am I is an end credit scene in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, where

William (24:59.21)

Yes, that is not from the book.

Coco Murphy (25:02.239)

That's why I said the book or the movie. So, alright, Mr.

William (25:04.931)

Yup

Dallas (25:08.717)

That was a good one. That was, that got some deep cuts in there.

Coco Murphy (25:12.651)

Mr. Murphy.

ALEX (25:14.986)

Which one?

William (25:16.627)

Now, no, some labyrinth.

Can you ask this with a severest nape accent? Please oh please.

Coco Murphy (25:21.328)

What time?

Coco Murphy (25:25.632)

whatever fine

William (25:27.1)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (25:29.664)

He acted like you do this all the time. He always makes me order for McDonald's with this accent.

Coco Murphy (25:40.687)

Mr. Murphy, your next question is for 300 canettes or 3 points. What time was Gilderoy Lockhart signing his autobiography at Flourish and Bluts? A. 1230-430 B. 130-630 C. 1130-330 D. 230-730

Coco Murphy (26:08.879)

What time was Gilderoy Lockhart signing his autobiography?

William (26:16.004)

What was B?

Coco Murphy (26:17.747)

130 to 630.

William (26:19.76)

B, final answer.

Coco Murphy (26:22.467)

Mr. Murphy, you are incorrect.

William (26:26.556)

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Dallas (26:28.573)

What? Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

ALEX (26:28.978)

Now, remind me, we are not penalized if we try to steal.

Coco Murphy (26:31.078)

Dallas and Alex, do you?

ALEX (26:34.518)

We're not penalized. So it was not 1.30 to 6.30. I'm trying to think. See, the thing is, what is the most vain, glorious hour that you could pick that would suck as much time from people's lives possible? Can you read them again? Well, and the other thing I'm looking for is the only odd man out in length of time.

Coco Murphy (26:34.943)

You are not penalized if you try to steal.

William (26:35.434)

No.

Dallas (26:38.745)

So there's zero risk.

William (26:54.894)

I love this reasoning.

Coco Murphy (26:57.641)

Coco Murphy (27:04.891)

A, 1230 to 430, C, 1130 to 330, and D, 230 to 730.

ALEX (27:15.518)

I feel like he is so stuck up that he's like, no one needs to eat lunch, they need to come see me. Something in the 1130 start time is my guess. And Dallas, you agree?

Dallas (27:22.381)

That's what I'm thinking. Yep.

Coco Murphy (27:30.245)

Is that-

Dallas (27:32.853)

Yeah, let's do it. Sure. Yeah.

Coco Murphy (27:35.248)

What were you thinking, Alice?

Dallas (27:37.789)

I wasn't. That's the problem. No, I was thinking the same thing. I was like, what would take up the most time? And like the most eating time is probably...

ALEX (27:38.83)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (27:39.059)

William (27:40.712)

As a general rule.

ALEX (27:47.431)

What would inconvenience the most people so that they have to come see me? That is what goes through Gilderoy Lockhart's head.

Dallas (27:53.441)

Yeah, you have to miss half of your day.

Coco Murphy (27:57.383)

Dallas and Alex, that's your final answer.

ALEX (28:00.19)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (28:02.691)

You are incorrect. Gilderoy Lockhart will be signing copies of his autobiography, Magical Me, today from 12.30pm to 4.30pm.

William (28:05.308)

Dallas (28:05.485)

Wow.

William (28:15.792)

Mm.

ALEX (28:16.71)

So I take back some of my statements. He's not that big of a pompous ass. Just a small pompous ass

Dallas (28:22.233)

Coco Murphy (28:25.565)

It's only whenever he dons a Russian accent and destroys the world with math is when it's a problem.

ALEX (28:31.714)

but he does it backwards. So he actually did the book signing from three till noon.

William (28:31.908)

which, jeez. Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (28:34.695)

Hahahaha

Dallas (28:35.001)

William (28:37.54)

Hehehehehehe

Dallas (28:40.001)

Listen, Theodore Godelocks is a dastardly man.

Coco Murphy (28:48.045)

Dallas and Alex your official real question

ALEX (28:51.318)

Yes.

William (28:52.42)

which could have you take the lead.

Dallas (28:55.646)

Yeah, I can.

Coco Murphy (28:56.079)

Yep.

ALEX (28:57.442)

Don't put that pressure on me. Don't do it.

William (29:00.336)

Hehehehehehe

Dallas (29:01.305)

Heh heh.

ALEX (29:02.318)

I'm under a lot of pressure at home.

Coco Murphy (29:08.58)

When the boys stole the car, what candy did they eat on their journey? A. Chewing gum. B. Mints. C. Toffees. Or D. Jelly bellies.

ALEX (29:27.05)

Toffee's feels uniquely British, but Mince feels like the kind of thing you'd find in a glove box. You know, where it's like...

Dallas (29:31.349)

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Dallas (29:37.943)

See, I thought either gum or toffees.

ALEX (29:42.198)

The only issue with chewing gum is it's not as popular outside of the United States. Like that is a very American thing.

Coco Murphy (29:51.065)

actually did none of that.

Dallas (29:51.233)

That's why I feel like it was just weird. Mince just sounds a little too like, like wonky, like a weird note. Like, ooh, we started a call and then we were eating mince. Like.

ALEX (29:54.762)

And I feel like... Yeah, but imagine, alright, so you just missed the train. Yeah, but you just missed the train, so you steal your dad's flying car, and you don't have the candy trolley there. So it's like, well, what do we have? And you start rummaging through the glove box, and it's like, well, dad had some mints stashed in there. That's my rationale there. But Toffees feels uniquely British.

Dallas (30:21.749)

No, I- yeah, I get that.

Dallas (30:25.825)

Yeah. I feel like nothing that they eat is going to be one syllable long. So...

ALEX (30:32.194)

Yeah.

William (30:32.43)

I'd love that logic. I love it!

ALEX (30:37.558)

Yeah, okay, yeah, let's do it. Your call. You make, yeah, go for it. Nope. No, I'm not feeling it in my jellies, toffees.

Dallas (30:41.729)

Are you sure? I'm good with mints if you're like feeling it in your jellies. No? Okay. Toffees.

Coco Murphy (30:51.527)

That's your final answer?

Coco Murphy (30:57.063)

Gentlemen, you are correct. Several uneventful hours later, however, Harry had to admit that some of the fun was wearing off. The toffees had made them extremely thirsty, and they had nothing to drink. You have taken the lead.

ALEX (31:00.59)

Dallas (31:00.789)

Yes!

ALEX (31:12.982)

They should have just taken some of the mints from the glove box and let the saliva build up.

Dallas (31:13.741)

There we go.

William (31:16.508)

Coco Murphy (31:19.755)

You had taken the lead, 300 Knuts?

Dallas (31:20.273)

My very my stereotype paid off this time

William (31:23.996)

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Coco Murphy (31:27.263)

You have taken the lead 300 Knuts to 200 Knuts.

William (31:30.556)

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ALEX (31:31.618)

suck on deez canuts nope dals already made that joke can't use it twice

William (31:34.774)

Well...

Dallas (31:37.478)

It's okay, we can bring it around.

Coco Murphy (31:39.287)

William, your question is, what is the password to the Gryffindor common room in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? A. Waddlebird B. Banana Fritters C. Bobbles D. Quid Agis

William (31:40.523)

Yes sir.

William (32:01.784)

I hear the answers again.

Coco Murphy (32:04.007)

A. Wattlebird B. Banana Fritters C. Baubles D. Quid Agis

ALEX (32:21.642)

The hamster spinning the wheel is hard at work.

Coco Murphy (32:25.817)

the

William (32:26.104)

Well, I know they miss the prefix giving out the passwords because they crashed the car into the tree and they have to go to Snape's office. I'm going to say a Waddlebird, final answer.

Coco Murphy (32:34.982)

Mm-hmm.

Coco Murphy (32:39.227)

That is correct! Skip the lecture, said Ron impatiently, and tell us the new password.

William (32:43.118)

Ugh.

ALEX (32:43.918)

I thought Waddleburg was only in Texas, but you could get in and out pretty much anywhere.

Coco Murphy (32:49.857)

I don't know. It's Waddlebird said Hermione. Alright it is tied 300 Knuts to 300 Knuts.

Dallas (32:52.521)

It was a TV show, Waddleburgers.

William (32:55.376)

Hehehehe

Dallas (32:58.553)

It's about the brothers, the Waddleburger brothers.

Coco Murphy (33:05.763)

Alright, gentlemen.

Coco Murphy (33:11.171)

Which Muggle school did Justin Finch Fletchely get accepted into before he received his Hogwarts letter? Which Muggle school did Justin Finch Fletchely get accepted into before he got his Hogwarts letter? A. Eaton College. B. King's College. C. Wellington College. Or D. Kensington

ALEX (33:42.326)

Wait a second. I think the only one there that makes sense. You go to Hogwarts from 11 through 17. You don't go to college until you're 17, at least. You don't go to college until you're at least 17. So I think it's the last, the school answer D. That's my rationale, Dallas.

William (34:09.208)

Well, it's also, they don't call.

college they call high school they call the college experience uni or university

ALEX (34:21.53)

Oh, what?

Coco Murphy (34:21.863)

help them William.

William (34:22.236)

Why am I helping you? Why am I ha- Grrrr! Ha!

Dallas (34:25.817)

William (34:27.853)

Anyway.

ALEX (34:28.67)

I don't know. Eaton is a university.

ALEX (34:34.734)

King's College, I don't know.

Dallas (34:36.815)

I was thinking B or D.

ALEX (34:40.226)

BD. B or D. Cody, could we get a refresher on our names here?

Coco Murphy (34:50.331)

A. Eaton College B. King's College C. Wellington College D. Kensington Park School

ALEX (35:03.874)

I feel like it's either Wellington or the last one.

Dallas (35:09.133)

We both picked the last one, so...

ALEX (35:15.338)

Uh... We agreed on toffees. Maybe our hive mind is...

ALEX (35:23.894)

The only thing that I feel like Kings is supposed to be a... It's an easy one. We already know Eaton because that's a well-known school.

ALEX (35:44.31)

We both agreed on D. Let's just go for it. William, I think, is trying to be helpful, but I think he's wrong, said the misguided man.

Dallas (35:59.966)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (36:01.267)

Shift, Command, 3.

Coco Murphy (36:08.039)

Final answer?

Dallas (36:09.529)

Final answer, D.

William (36:11.004)

Thanks for watching!

ALEX (36:11.298)

The big D.

Coco Murphy (36:13.851)

That is incorrect.

Dallas (36:17.068)

Uhhhhhhhhh

William (36:18.752)

I will steal. Heheheheheheheheh.

Coco Murphy (36:21.905)

I knew you would.

Dallas (36:22.653)

Wait a second, I don't think William's allowed to steal. He gets zero advantage. Only we get the advantage. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

William (36:25.084)

Coco Murphy (36:30.703)

William, what answer?

William (36:30.996)

Okay fine, okay fine, I will give you the answer. My name was down for Eaton.

Dallas (36:40.27)

Oh snap.

Coco Murphy (36:40.387)

Ye- yes, Eaton is a college, however this is Britain and they have loads of boarding schools attached to the universities. So they have-

ALEX (36:51.114)

What is wrong with you British parents? Love your children, don't send them away.

Dallas (36:55.097)

Coco Murphy (36:55.271)

Ha ha ha!

So yes, the correct answer was Eaton College. William does not want to, does William not want to take the points in that one? Nope. All right. Okay. So weird flex, weird flex.

William (37:07.932)

Hmm, nah, I won't take the point.

Dallas (37:09.965)

Oh wow.

William (37:14.32)

Weird flex bro, but okay.

Dallas (37:14.521)

You're gonna...

Coco Murphy (37:19.844)

Mr. Murphy.

William (37:21.75)

Yes, sir.

Coco Murphy (37:23.599)

What is Colin Creavy's dad's profession? A. A lorry driver. B. A milkman. C. An electrician. Or D. A plumber.

William (37:40.277)

I believe Colin Creevey's father was a milkman.

Coco Murphy (37:43.495)

Final answer? You are correct, sir. My dad's a milkman. He couldn't believe it either. So I'm taking loads of pictures to send home to him. And it'd be really good if I had one of you. He looked imploringly at Harry. Good job, sir.

William (37:44.548)

Final answer.

William (37:48.281)

Ha ha!

William (37:58.34)

Thank you.

Coco Murphy (37:59.899)

The score is 500 Knuts to 300 Knuts.

William (38:08.292)

Wait, I didn't take the point.

Coco Murphy (38:08.311)

Mister... You took the point on that one. You already answered three questions. You're fine.

William (38:17.968)

4, right then. 4 to 3, okay, okay. The, the, the numbers of canuts and...

Coco Murphy (38:19.186)

The score is four to three.

Dallas (38:21.325)

Who's got four?

ALEX (38:22.474)

You gotta... The canuts don't align with the...

Coco Murphy (38:25.624)

Okay, I will just do points now. I will just discard the millionaire rules. I got too into the millionaire theme. So.

William (38:33.453)

You get a million canuts if you get to question 15.

ALEX (38:33.497)

What's this?

Dallas (38:35.489)

We're using the metric system over here.

Coco Murphy (38:37.971)

ALEX (38:38.158)

Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system. We're going to the Canut system.

Coco Murphy (38:41.747)

Hahaha

Dallas (38:41.987)

He he.

Coco Murphy (38:44.603)

I've been watching a lot of Millionaire at the Amazon warehouse lately, so...

William (38:47.38)

Which is, well, the Canut system is 29 Canuts per sickle and 17 sickles per galleon. It makes even less sense than the imp-

Coco Murphy (38:54.323)

Well, once I hit 1000, it was gonna move to Sickles, and then once it hit 32,000, it was gonna move to Galleons. Like, I was... Yeah. Like... Alright.

Dallas (38:55.17)

Ha ha ha.

William (39:00.236)

Aww, yay!

Dallas (39:02.837)

I'm digging it. How many tacos would I have at this point compared to how many hot dogs would William have?

ALEX (39:07.842)

Zero. It's too spicy for British pallets. They can't handle that.

William (39:12.057)

Yeah

Coco Murphy (39:12.271)

The score is 4-3. Dallas and Alex. What does Gilderoy Lockhart want for his birthday? A. A six-time winner of the Witch Weekly Most Charming Smile Award. B. A lifetime supply of butterbeer. C. A large bottle of Odgun's Old Fire Whiskey.

Dallas (39:12.717)

Ha ha

Coco Murphy (39:40.471)

or D, his own line of hair care products.

ALEX (39:45.59)

Oh, I know we talked about this. Yeah, we referenced it the last. I think only Miss Hermione Granger knows that I want to one day have my own line of haircare products. But I don't know if that's for his birthday, is it? William blink twice if I'm right.

Dallas (39:49.366)

We did?

William (39:52.108)

In the movie bracket.

Coco Murphy (39:55.292)

Movie trivia.

Coco Murphy (40:10.464)

I'm not kidding you.

ALEX (40:14.058)

He's not blinking at all.

Coco Murphy (40:16.599)

He always won staring contest as a kid.

Dallas (40:16.641)

Screen froze.

ALEX (40:20.118)

Two can play at that game, disconnects his internet.

Dallas (40:23.609)

William (40:23.661)

Nah!

ALEX (40:27.807)

Um, I just know that Hermione knew the hair care products. So I don't know if that was in reference to his birthday, but it seems like the only place that makes sense. Well, that was his greatest. Wait, that's his greatest dream in life. So I think it's probably the fire whiskey. That's all he wants for his birthday. Ah.

Dallas (40:41.89)

Yeah, right.

William (40:42.672)

Hehehehe

Dallas (40:49.593)

That's what I was thinking.

ALEX (40:53.166)

Dang it. I'm gonna be so mad if we get this wrong the fire whiskey No, I'm not

Coco Murphy (40:56.781)

Final answer.

Dallas (41:02.229)

Are you sure?

William (41:03.748)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (41:05.808)

Final answer?

Dallas (41:07.213)

Do we have lifelines? Do we wanna shoot one out this early on?

ALEX (41:12.262)

Uh, if we pick 50-50, are you just going to pick the two that I just said? Because if so, I don't want it.

Dallas (41:17.945)

You want me to get my DND dice out? We could use those.

ALEX (41:24.305)

Can you at least do me a solid?

William (41:24.568)

I always hated that on actual millionaire where they're like, ah, I was down between these two and

Coco Murphy (41:30.291)

You do realize that I will now, now that you said it out loud. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (41:35.664)

Ha ha ha!

ALEX (41:35.786)

Please don't do that. Cody, we'll use our lifeline if and only if you don't do that.

Dallas (41:36.128)

hahahaha

Dallas (41:46.677)

If it's truly at random, it's somehow some-

Coco Murphy (41:49.624)

You could also pass.

ALEX (41:52.278)

No. We're big boys.

Dallas (41:53.941)

No, because this one doesn't seem as impossible as, well, any of the ones before it, so...

ALEX (41:58.498)

That's his greatest aspiration in life, I think. So I think we're going to go with the fire whiskey. That is our final answer. Sure.

Dallas (42:05.526)

All right, that's fine with me.

Coco Murphy (42:13.199)

I clearly state in Chapter 12 that my ideal birthday gift would be harmony between all magic and non-magical peoples, though I wouldn't say no to a large bottle of Odgen's old fire whiskey. You are correct! And your logic was very sound, I will say though. I added that D question to throw you off because he does say that if that's his greatest ambition. Yes, he does.

Dallas (42:23.978)

Noice!

ALEX (42:27.167)

Wow!

William (42:31.736)

Yes, yes.

William (42:38.464)

ambition. Yeah, it's to rid the world of evil and to market my own line of hair care products.

ALEX (42:39.367)

I was right, I got it!

Dallas (42:41.965)

See, sounded nice, but you quoted that, yeah, you quoted that so hard that you made me question my entire existence.

Coco Murphy (42:49.895)

Hahahaha

ALEX (42:51.466)

you could write a book called Who Am I? by Dallas McKinney.

William (42:51.548)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (42:54.899)

William (42:56.656)

Hehehehe

Dallas (42:57.729)

But I don't even know what that is, so.

Coco Murphy (43:03.358)

Mr. Murphy.

ALEX (43:04.039)

Now I want a fire whiskey.

William (43:04.655)

Yes, sir.

Dallas (43:07.666)

Hahaha

William (43:07.812)

Uh, they are great, by the way. They have them at Universal.

Coco Murphy (43:12.048)

What?

ALEX (43:13.098)

It's called Fireball, and I have a bottle out there.

Dallas (43:15.705)

William (43:16.36)

It's... It's different. It's... You should try. Anyway, yes sir!

Dallas (43:22.266)

Hehehehe

Coco Murphy (43:23.195)

What is not a harm caused by Ronald Weasley's defective wand?

William (43:29.387)

Mmm, okay.

Coco Murphy (43:31.579)

A. Creating a large throbbing green boil on Professor Flitwick B. Causing Ron to belch up slugs C. Set his chess pieces on fire while playing with Jenny D. Engulfed himself in gray smoke in his transfiguration class

William (43:52.264)

Setting the chess pieces on fire. C, final answer.

Coco Murphy (43:55.575)

You are correct! By the way, that answer was provided by none other than my wife. I need-

William (43:57.528)

Ha ha! Hmm.

William (44:02.1)

Ah, yay. I appreciated that one because it required you to note every time Ron's wand malfunctioned throughout the entire book to get all of the options to do one of these things not like the other. Bravo, sir!

ALEX (44:04.086)

My wife.

Coco Murphy (44:19.236)

It took me like three months to compile these questions in night time reading. In night time reading. Alright. The score is now 5 to 4. William and Dallas versus, Alex and Dallas versus William.

William (44:22.416)

Bravo, sir. I, your efforts have not gone unnoticed.

ALEX (44:38.01)

I am now alone. It is not going well.

Dallas (44:41.256)

Hahaha!

William (44:42.742)

And others.

Dallas (44:44.761)

We're also playing Survivor Rules, and now we're forming alliances.

Coco Murphy (44:48.016)

I'm out.

William (44:48.197)

Hahahaha

ALEX (44:50.282)

I say all three of us team up and that puts us at nine points and so we will all three be the first of 15 and then Cody owes all three of us two cases each of Blackberry LA.

William (45:01.456)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (45:02.195)

That's... you're playing monopoly rules here. Like... ..

Dallas (45:02.489)

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William (45:08.032)

I love it. The way we play Monopoly.

Dallas (45:10.839)

If we all eat the berries at the same time.

Coco Murphy (45:14.145)

I once got married in a Monopoly game and we all gave each other immunity in our properties.

William (45:19.588)

Did she really?

Dallas (45:19.625)

What kind of house rules do you play with Monopoly? Did your, like, Game of Life board fall on your Monopoly board?

Coco Murphy (45:21.971)

William (45:24.277)

Listen, that game...

Coco Murphy (45:28.133)

I'm sorry.

William (45:29.915)

That game is called Murphy's Law. Which has so many...

Coco Murphy (45:31.731)

Dallas (45:34.808)

I would like to purchase that property with four children, please.

Coco Murphy (45:38.059)

No, Tate was winning and we went out of our way to beat Tate. We made up rules as we went along. All right, Dallas and Alex.

Dallas (45:43.769)

Coco Murphy (45:52.635)

What remedy does Madame Pomfrey give students when they are suffering from a cold? A. A Bainberry Potion B. A Pepper Up Potion C. A Cough Potion and or D. A Loisty Drought

ALEX (46:15.054)

Who cared who I was till I took the Bainberry Potion? You adopted the potions. I was born in it, morded by it.

William (46:19.608)

Hahaha!

Dallas (46:20.346)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (46:24.161)

Good reference there.

William (46:25.5)

Ah!

William (46:30.477)

It did, yeah, it did.

Dallas (46:30.921)

It did, yeah.

Coco Murphy (46:31.021)

You did a good job.

Dallas (46:37.056)

Hahaha!

Dallas (46:42.833)

I was leaning that one or the last one. Oh no, we can't both pick it, because then we can't use the whole Venn diagram strategy.

ALEX (46:44.434)

Yeah, I know the drip.

William (46:50.648)

Hehehehehehehehe

ALEX (46:54.516)

So Dallas, you're going to pick one. I'm going to pick the other. Got it. Good. And at the same time, Cody's just going to have to give us one of the, I don't know.

Dallas (47:06.198)

Is this like on a true and false question where you put like a capital T, but like a little one off so you're like, it could have been an F, could have been a T, who knows?

ALEX (47:10.254)

So.

William (47:13.532)

Coco Murphy (47:14.889)

That sounds like experience from a teacher right there.

Dallas (47:17.845)

Yup, that has happened more than once and got, they got offended. They're like, what? How did you mark that wrong? Like you tell me what you picked. Say it out loud.

Coco Murphy (47:25.907)

William (47:26.544)

Hahahaha

ALEX (47:27.638)

three, two, one, and you start going, ffff, and they go true, and you're like, false. I was even trying to help you there a little bit.

Dallas (47:32.654)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (47:38.759)

Gentlemen, what's your answer?

ALEX (47:40.746)

um the right one we want the right answer um so we had the bainberry the pepper up potion something draft at the end and the cough i'm riding off the cough potion it just seems here children have some nyquil like that just doesn't seem right

Dallas (47:44.045)

Yes.

William (47:44.799)

I wish it worked that way.

Coco Murphy (47:57.124)

and the cough potion.

Dallas (48:05.261)

to generic.

William (48:09.292)

Like I have that in my cabinet right now

ALEX (48:11.134)

Yeah, but then there's also something like uniquely. This is where that weird to use Dallas's phrase Venn diagram of like the deep south and the UK overlap. And it's just giving alcohol to children like, yeah, that'll help solve it. Rub some whiskey on those teething gums or hey, you got a cold here. Have a draft like I don't know. That just seems can you what was the name of the draft, Cody?

Dallas (48:25.497)

William (48:25.968)

Hehehehe

William (48:29.7)

Hahaha!

Dallas (48:30.721)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (48:44.392)

ALIHOTSY

ALEX (48:48.254)

Yeah, I don't know how to say that.

Coco Murphy (48:49.539)

Ali Hatsi. Ali Hatsi.

William (48:52.475)

I'm fine.

Dallas (48:52.885)

I'm going with that one.

ALEX (48:54.754)

I don't know, I think it's Pepper Up, like Pep Up, like ah. But also, that does feel like him combining Seven Up and Dr. Pepper. So let's go with the draft. Let's go with the Ali Hatsi draft, yeah. That's sure.

Dallas (48:59.508)

Dr. Pepper.

Dallas (49:04.825)

hahahaha

William (49:05.948)

Coco Murphy (49:12.167)

Final answer?

Dallas (49:14.195)

Uh, now I don't know. His face made me change my- Okay. Oh yeah.

ALEX (49:17.985)

It's I think it's because I discovered that it was. Yeah, we're gonna go.

Coco Murphy (49:18.123)

Okay, I am giving you... I am giving you... Go with what?

ALEX (49:26.71)

Uh, Allahazi draft. Sure. Oh, dang it!

Dallas (49:29.577)

Yeah, let's do that one. Final answer.

Coco Murphy (49:33.595)

That is...incorrect.

William (49:35.972)

Yeah.

Dallas (49:36.289)

Man, his face said it before he said it. That's why I was like, we got to get off this. It's too late.

Coco Murphy (49:43.251)

D- William, do you want to steal?

William (49:46.46)

I will not steal, but it is the pepper up potion.

Dallas (49:49.801)

Man.

ALEX (49:49.879)

Oh no!

William (49:51.752)

Yeah, and kudos for you for picking a name that you couldn't pronounce. So it made it seem like you wrote it down and you just couldn't pronounce it.

Coco Murphy (49:52.571)

and

Dallas (49:56.973)

That's why I felt more confident about it.

ALEX (50:01.788)

hahaha

Coco Murphy (50:03.375)

Well, I went through Harry Potter wiki to find other potions. And, yeah.

William (50:09.502)

Uh, I, uh...

ALEX (50:10.526)

It's a it's a Star Wars player. It's a Star Wars space player. That's Dang it

Dallas (50:13.573)

See ya.

William (50:14.628)

Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (50:16.997)

All right. William.

William (50:21.817)

Yes, sir.

Coco Murphy (50:23.567)

What city did the Wailing Widow come from?

A. Edinburgh B. Cornwall C. Kent or D. Yorkshire

William (50:39.516)

see Kent, final answer.

Coco Murphy (50:44.288)

You knew that really well, that was correct. The wailing widow came all the way up from Kent. It's nearly time for my speech. I better go warm up the orchestra, said Nearly Headless Nick. Good job.

William (50:47.464)

I am who I am, okay?

William (50:58.532)

This was at his... his death day party. And I am planning on having a party as a death day party. And my goal is to make a delicious meal that looks disgusting. So because at the death day party in the Chamber of Secrets, they had this big spread of food that they had let rot and ferment for like three weeks before the party.

in hopes that it would make the flavors more pungent so that they could taste it. And one of the ghosts floats with his mouth open through the table and Ron's like, can you taste that? And he goes, almost. So I want to do things like get some silky chicken which actually has the like black muscle and bone, squid ink pasta and use black garlic and black truffles so that it's like a plate of pasta that is jet black.

ALEX (51:38.466)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (51:38.873)

Coco Murphy (51:39.088)

Hahahaha

William (51:56.624)

Get a couple wedges of cheese and finely grate up some scallions so that it's a green powder and then have a green garlic powder and use one of those sifters to like dust a little spot of green and then dust a little smaller spot of white on top.

Dallas (52:09.433)

Oh.

ALEX (52:10.23)

Hey, I could make your life even easier. Just use blue cheese. It already has mold in it. And that is why I will always go ranch over blue cheese.

William (52:15.076)

It's already rotting! That's- that's why-

Dallas (52:15.778)

Yeah.

Dallas (52:21.762)

Hahaha

William (52:21.844)

You and my wife both. I said, sweetheart, you know that that's the process they used to make all the cheese She's like, yeah, but I can't see the mold and the other cheese

ALEX (52:29.17)

It is not the same. It is not the same.

Dallas (52:29.234)

Mwahahahaha

William (52:34.044)

We're gonna get him started. Okay, Cody, go ahead next!

Dallas (52:35.289)

Coco Murphy (52:39.527)

Dallas and Alex. What ingredient in the Polyjuice Potion must be picked on a full moon? A. Lacewinged Flies B. Fluxweed C. Knotgrass D. Boomslang

ALEX (52:59.938)

Boomslang is a creature, so that I don't think is right. Lacewing fly, they got out of a jar from Snape's potion closet, so I'm fairly certain that ain't it. I think it's the weed.

Dallas (53:16.766)

fuck, Swede.

ALEX (53:18.53)

The flux capacitor weed, yeah. Flux weed. Or you fluctuate to another person's body. Your form is in flux. Could be. Did I just make a mental connection for William? He's like, ooh, I love it. That's my guess.

Coco Murphy (53:19.639)

You have to go 88 miles per hour with Flexweed.

Dallas (53:20.693)

Yes. I'm laying in flux weed. It's power fluctuates. It's in flux and that's the most potent.

Coco Murphy (53:44.839)

Ha ha ha.

William (53:45.988)

The operators in my brain are pulling the... The... They... They are moving those wires around very quickly right now.

Dallas (53:51.577)

ALEX (53:55.15)

take 63 days to rewire your brain? Fluxweed, yes.

Coco Murphy (53:59.227)

So, final answer?

Dallas (54:01.997)

Fuck speed.

Coco Murphy (54:03.327)

Alright, that is correct.

ALEX (54:05.71)

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William (54:05.808)

That is correct, yes!

Dallas (54:06.485)

Yes!

Coco Murphy (54:08.207)

Well, since the Flexweed has to be picked at a full moon and the lacewings have to be stewed for 21 days, I'd say it'd be ready in about a month, if we can get all the ingredients. However, Boonsign is an ingredient in the Paula Juice potion, so...

ALEX (54:20.502)

Well, yeah, but it's a creature, isn't it? Boomslang venom?

William (54:23.388)

The... Yeah, those were all ingredients, but what has to be picked at the full moon was the flux weed. Yeah, very good! And I, headcanon accepted with the etymology of the words there.

ALEX (54:31.498)

noise.

Coco Murphy (54:32.868)

I'm very good. This is a lot more this is a lot more competitive than I was expecting. I was expecting William to steal.

William (54:40.04)

I know and I love it! I was really upset the last time, but I love it.

ALEX (54:41.106)

It's because Dallas and I are secretly will we are secretly William right now We just typed in Dallas and Alex, but it's actually just William and two other browsers

Coco Murphy (54:47.059)

William (54:47.484)

Heheheheheheh!

Dallas (54:47.833)

Ha ha

William (54:52.488)

I have downloaded that AI voice replicator, and I have fed your audio feeds from all 80-something podcasts that we've done before.

ALEX (55:03.074)

Wow, iOS 17 is better than anything that Android has ever created. This is the best thing I have ever done. I love Harry Potter more than any other franchise. I just... That actually...

Dallas (55:05.548)

hahahaha

Dallas (55:09.177)

William (55:09.801)

That's probably how it would sound like.

William (55:15.549)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (55:19.507)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (55:23.022)

Boom slang sounds like what like baby boomer slang talk. Like get out of here with that boom slang son!

William (55:27.108)

Hahaha!

ALEX (55:31.146)

Don't introduce that to the Gen Zers. They're gonna love it.

William (55:33.068)

Headcanon also accepted Dallas McKinney.

Dallas (55:34.649)

Yes. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Coco Murphy (55:36.731)

Ha ha ha!

Mr. Murphy.

William (55:41.317)

Yes sir.

Coco Murphy (55:44.711)

Where is Lucius Malfoy storing his dark stuff in his manor? A. In the kitchen B. In the ballroom C. In the drawing room floor or D. In the library

ALEX (56:00.302)

E in the Conservatory.

William (56:01.026)

C drawing room for final answer.

Coco Murphy (56:04.803)

Yeah, yeah, said Malfoy. Luckily they didn't find much. Father's got some very valuable dark art stuff, but luckily he's got his own secret chamber under the drawing room floor. That is correct.

Dallas (56:18.037)

I keep my dark stuff in the bathroom.

William (56:21.248)

Ha ha ha!

ALEX (56:21.898)

keep mine in the ballroom next to the candlestick.

Coco Murphy (56:22.308)

Oh my.

William (56:25.612)

Hahaha!

Dallas (56:26.857)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (56:30.401)

Oh, to do.

Coco Murphy (56:34.439)

Dallas and Alex. How many galleons did Arthur Weasley get fined for the car incident? A. 25 galleons B. 50 galleons C. 75 galleons D. 80 galleons

ALEX (56:37.31)

Yes.

William (56:50.456)

This is a very good question. Bravo, sir.

ALEX (56:51.758)

I think we should use our 50-50 here, Dallas. We would like a 50-50, Mr. Murphy.

Dallas (56:55.405)

Yep, because I have no leanings towards any of these.

Coco Murphy (57:02.183)

Alright, 50-50. The two remaining answers are 50 gallons and 80 gallons.

ALEX (57:12.962)

I say let's go 80. 80 is a really, it's a really weird number. And it seems like why would Cody pick 80? Like that's just, a hundred, a hundred would make sense. Like if he was following a pattern, 80 feels like a very specific number. That is my logic. Just like Pepper Up, just like Pepper Up.

Dallas (57:15.821)

Go big or go home.

William (57:22.66)

Why would he go 25, 50, 75, 80?

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (57:33.429)

Yeah, but he's also devious enough to do that on purpose.

Coco Murphy (57:36.947)

Dallas (57:39.925)

And he's using his evil... He's using his Palpatine laugh.

William (57:41.852)

But listen, one of his answers for the potion that Madame Pomfrey was giving everybody was the cough potion, or the cough draft. Like, mmm.

Coco Murphy (57:51.259)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (57:55.323)

That actually exists.

Dallas (57:55.705)

That's a s-

ALEX (57:57.076)

I think we should go 80.

Dallas (57:58.177)

Let's do it. Let's do that.

Coco Murphy (58:02.251)

Arthur Weasley, head of the misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office, was today fined 50 GALIONS for bewitching a Muggle car.

Dallas (58:10.613)

I was right, his deviant laugh was not on purpose, it was natural.

ALEX (58:10.69)

Muggle father!

William (58:14.521)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (58:16.428)

ALEX (58:16.65)

Remind me to play poker with Cody, because he just cannot contain it. I'm gonna be like, Cody has a pair of kings under there and he's gonna be like, ha ha, I fold. He's like, but, no, I don't know what gave it away.

Coco Murphy (58:27.251)

I'm gonna go get some water.

William (58:32.396)

Yeah, honestly, this was one of the juxtapositions in the book that was gut-wrenching because they go to Diagon Alley together and he visits their vault together and there was one galleon in their vault with a couple silver coins and several canuts. And the fact that she scoops it all into their bag and then you find out that he's fined 50 galleons. It's like...

Coco Murphy (58:59.438)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (59:01.817)

What's a conversion rate? Well, it's a galleon.

William (59:05.204)

A gallium like to a sickle to a canut or a gallium to some other like uh, there is 29 canuts per sickle and 17 sickles per gallium, but there was a Uh, somebody did a conversion a gallium

Dallas (59:11.118)

both.

ALEX (59:19.278)

Can we put this in English, please? Yeah, what is that to dollars? I mean, they're gold coins, right? So I mean, they're probably like an ounce each, so probably a couple hundred bucks. What? That's all for a gold coin?

William (59:27.18)

Yeah, one galleon is about $7.35.

William (59:37.328)

Mm-hmm and one US dollar is about two canuts. So that's like two pennies

ALEX (59:50.658)

One dollar is two canuts.

William (59:53.564)

No, let me rephrase that. One canut is two pennies. Yeah.

Dallas (59:57.869)

Right.

ALEX (59:58.134)

Ah.

Coco Murphy (01:00:00.347)

It's a 2 pence, if you will. Mr. Murphy.

Dallas (01:00:02.905)

Gotcha.

William (01:00:05.764)

Yes, sir.

Coco Murphy (01:00:07.959)

What color was Cornelius' fudge's tie when he came to arrest Hagrid? A turquoise tie? An emerald tie? A golden tie? Or a scarlet tie?

William (01:00:34.828)

Turquoise, emerald, golden, or scarlet?

Coco Murphy (01:00:39.287)

All lifelines are still remaining.

William (01:00:42.436)

That's true. Um... I will use my 50-50 here.

Coco Murphy (01:00:47.303)

50-50. All right, computer, take away two answers, one correct answer and one wrong answer.

William (01:00:51.28)

Hehehehe

William (01:00:55.512)

It sounded just like that, yeah.

ALEX (01:00:55.805)

I'm going to use my Dante voiceover effect there and just make it really digital. It's going to sound great.

William (01:00:59.984)

Ahaha

Coco Murphy (01:01:03.491)

An emerald tie or a scarlet tie?

William (01:01:06.476)

It was Emerald. Final answer.

ALEX (01:01:09.006)

Ha! You fool!

Coco Murphy (01:01:10.843)

That is... incorrect.

ALEX (01:01:13.63)

We're gonna steal, we're gonna steal, I think, I think it's, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, excuse me, excuse me. We're gonna steal, and it was a scarlet tie. Final answer. Isn't that right, Dallas?

William (01:01:13.8)

Is it really? Ooh. You can't steal it after it's been narrowed down to the correct answer.

Coco Murphy (01:01:23.062)

Yes he can.

William (01:01:25.888)

Oh yeah, you made the rules. Okay, that's fine.

Dallas (01:01:32.013)

That's right.

Coco Murphy (01:01:34.027)

The stranger had a rubbled gray hair and an anxious expression and was wearing a strange mixture of clothes, a pinstriped suit, a scarlet tie, and a long black... black coat.

William (01:01:43.048)

He had a lime green bowler hat.

ALEX (01:01:44.586)

William, you do not understand what's at stake here for Dallas and me. We are still owed a back catalog of Blackberry Ale 8. We have to re-

Dallas (01:01:50.649)

Hahaha

William (01:01:53.189)

Hehehehe

So listen, if I win, then I could just keep the 08. That was so funny. Ha ha ha.

Dallas (01:02:04.558)

He makes a monetary profit if he wins.

But he is fallible, he's not immortal like we thought.

William (01:02:13.829)

Hmm

ALEX (01:02:14.294)

We don't know about that. He's planning a death day party and he's sitting right there.

Dallas (01:02:19.501)

That's true.

William (01:02:21.54)

hahahaha

Coco Murphy (01:02:24.012)

Dallas and Alex, your next question. When McGonagall told them that they still had exams, what assignment were they working on in class? A. Turning a pair of white rabbits into slippers. B. Turning mushrooms into flowers. C. Turning a goblet into a raven. Or D. Turning a beetle into a button.

ALEX (01:02:25.723)

EASY

Dallas (01:02:49.273)

What was the last one? I don't know why I yelled that, sorry.

Coco Murphy (01:02:51.091)

turning a... turning a beetle... turning a beetle into a button.

William (01:02:52.964)

What was the last one?

ALEX (01:03:00.502)

This is a second year, so I think it's A, it's the white rabbits into slippers. That is because they're the second year. The first year of transfiguration was like very simple. This seems more complex.

Dallas (01:03:01.785)

I think it's A or D.

Dallas (01:03:16.077)

But you can turn rabbits into slippers without magic. So... Ha!

William (01:03:20.668)

ALEX (01:03:21.302)

Yeah, and you can wash dishes. You can wash dishes without magic. There's a lot of things you can do without magic.

Coco Murphy (01:03:23.056)

I'm sorry.

William (01:03:28.348)

Dallas (01:03:31.277)

That doesn't feel bippity boppity enough though to be a second year thing though.

ALEX (01:03:37.694)

You could turn a beetle into a button, theoretically.

Dallas (01:03:43.445)

Yeah, you're not wrong. That's harder to do. Wait, wait, so what is our final answer? Do you wanna pick A? Are we going A? I did say A or D, and you said A. Let's do it. A's our final answer. Let's do it. Final answer.

Coco Murphy (01:03:45.223)

Final answer.

William (01:03:47.789)

Eh.

ALEX (01:03:54.682)

I think it's a, but.

Coco Murphy (01:04:02.235)

Harry looked down at the pair of white rabbits he was supposed to be turning into slippers. What has he learned so far this year? He couldn't seem to think of anything that would be useful in exam. Gentlemen, you are tied.

ALEX (01:04:05.882)

Yes!

Dallas (01:04:13.773)

So he put his pocket knife away and he went and started studying.

William (01:04:17.116)

Coco Murphy (01:04:19.107)

We are tied. And considering that the pass rule is not being utilized here and we are already an hour into this escapade, I'm going to make an executive call. Instead of race to 15, race to 10.

ALEX (01:04:28.246)

Wahahahaha!

William (01:04:34.636)

Oooh, okay.

ALEX (01:04:35.367)

Ooh. You sly dog, as William would say.

Coco Murphy (01:04:37.243)

We're gonna do the race to 10. It is seven. It is seven to seven. So, yeah.

Dallas (01:04:44.214)

Oooooooh!

ALEX (01:04:46.102)

Pass.

William (01:04:46.268)

Cornelius, if I just tie, really...

Oh. Ha ha.

Dallas (01:04:51.001)

Coco Murphy (01:04:56.071)

Well, there were certain questions involved where I basically was like, okay, this one's for William. Like, this one's for William.

William (01:05:06.44)

Mm-hmm. Who is the protagonist of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? Let's start with Alan A- Uhks on this one.

Coco Murphy (01:05:13.952)

Hahahaha

Dallas (01:05:15.785)

It's kinda like to prime the pumps to see if we're even competent enough to be on this.

Coco Murphy (01:05:19.712)

In tradition, millionaire always had a silly question for their first round.

William (01:05:19.818)

Uh-huh.

William (01:05:24.707)

You're not wrong.

ALEX (01:05:24.711)

Who was the first president of the United States? Was it George Washington? My pet rock? A Chia pet? Or that guy in the audience? Yes, you. Yeah, you. Right there. You. Were you the first president? I don't know.

Dallas (01:05:25.79)

True.

William (01:05:33.628)

Coco Murphy (01:05:37.572)

So.

Dallas (01:05:39.257)

Hehehehehehe

Coco Murphy (01:05:42.392)

So.

We are at... We are at 7 to 7 and two lifelines are still remaining. Ask your wife or pass.

Dallas (01:05:45.281)

Robes are coming off, it's getting real.

Coco Murphy (01:05:57.847)

So, um, I, okay, it is, it is Dallas and Alex's turn. Wait, no, it's William's turn. I completely just thrown off. All right.

ALEX (01:06:04.15)

Yes, because we just got... No, no, just keep giving us only the questions. William gets no more questions. He got seven.

William (01:06:05.136)

They just did the slippers.

Dallas (01:06:13.102)

Yeah

Coco Murphy (01:06:13.267)

Hehehe

Coco Murphy (01:06:16.879)

William, how many points did Harry and Ron win for Gryffindor? A. 100 points B. 200 points C. 300 points D. 400 points And I'm speaking in reference to the points won for the adventure in the Chamber of Secrets.

William (01:06:18.043)

Yes.

William (01:06:42.944)

I was like, oh, OK, so this was at the very end.

Coco Murphy (01:06:47.663)

Yes. How many points did Harry and Ron win for Gryffindor?

ALEX (01:06:53.742)

How many plants did Howie and Juan win for Gryffindor?

ALEX (01:07:06.278)

Dallas thought that was funny.

Coco Murphy (01:07:07.667)

What are you thinking?

Dallas (01:07:10.192)

He got really quiet.

Dallas (01:07:14.631)

Oh.

ALEX (01:07:15.174)

Howie and Watt. I'm f-

Coco Murphy (01:07:16.74)

Are you Googling, William?

William (01:07:17.368)

And this was...

ALEX (01:07:20.438)

He's using his mind palace.

Coco Murphy (01:07:24.034)

Ha ha ha.

Dallas (01:07:24.656)

Ha ha

William (01:07:26.308)

Oh no, I don't...

William (01:07:30.464)

I know that when it was assigned, they immediately won the House Cup.

William (01:07:41.112)

Like this is their combined points?

Coco Murphy (01:07:44.903)

How many points did Harry and Ron win for Gryffindor?

ALEX (01:07:48.842)

Neville an extra 10 points for being a loser

Dallas (01:07:55.924)

the

Coco Murphy (01:07:56.275)

Hey everybody, Harry Potter killed a teacher! Yaaaaay! ..

Dallas (01:08:01.633)

Ha ha ha.

William (01:08:02.408)

So the number this is oh, this is tricky. Okay, so the number 100 is sticking out in my head. I Don't I'm trying to decipher if that was they each got a hundred or if they got a hundred total and you slide dog Had a hunt. Oh, yeah, I do say that Alex. I do say that

ALEX (01:08:23.689)

I, I incepted it. It was beautiful.

William (01:08:26.84)

You did, you did. Okay, I am going to go with a, cause it made them win. I am going to go with one, with 100 points each, which means that they got, oh, I'm gonna throw up, which means that they got 200 points for Gryffindor.

Dallas (01:08:27.928)

ALEX (01:08:38.242)

Yes.

ALEX (01:08:50.071)

It would make me so happy.

Coco Murphy (01:08:50.235)

You will both receive special award for services to the school. And let me see. Yes, I think 200 points a piece for Gryffindor. The answer was D, 400.

William (01:09:00.805)

GASP

Dallas (01:09:01.145)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALEX (01:09:02.202)

Wait a second, whoa! Hey! Dallas and I could have stolen. We were going to guess 300 probably, because 150 seemed right in my head, but we still could have guessed.

Dallas (01:09:11.451)

Yeah.

William (01:09:12.75)

Ahahaha

Dallas (01:09:16.193)

Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (01:09:20.407)

400 points for Gryffindor.

William (01:09:23.228)

Wow! So like the memes of what looks like Slytherin win. It's a 10,000 points for Gryffindor from Tumbledore.

Coco Murphy (01:09:30.023)

Hahaha!

Dallas (01:09:30.624)

Yeah.

William (01:09:35.324)

200 points each. Dang, it's still tied.

Coco Murphy (01:09:35.572)

Alright!

ALEX (01:09:37.326)

I mean, they did. I mean, look at what they did though in the Chamber of Secrets, and Ron was kinda like, useless.

William (01:09:49.369)

I had a terrible wand which backfired on Gilderoy Lockhart. I mean, him breaking his wand, which then made the Obliviate Charm backfire, did more things for the school, honestly, than I think ridding it of well.

Coco Murphy (01:10:03.535)

Honestly, um, Gilderoy Lockhart losing his memory was probably the happiest Snape has ever been in his life.

ALEX (01:10:05.775)

Are you about to say wait were you about to say kill killing? wizard Hitler's snake is

William (01:10:15.742)

I acknowledge no such thing. No such thing, I acknowledge no such thing.

Coco Murphy (01:10:16.179)

Dallas (01:10:17.911)

hahahaha

ALEX (01:10:20.522)

Honestly making that really pompous guy, you know forget who he was that may have been better than killing wizard Hitler like

Coco Murphy (01:10:22.459)

Alright

William (01:10:28.732)

Dallas (01:10:29.849)

ALEX (01:10:31.566)

I think that's what I just heard William say.

Coco Murphy (01:10:32.999)

Dallas and Alex. With the reduction down to 10, we are no longer doing passes. Because I was expecting the steal of the question to be, oh, Dallas and Alex get it wrong, William just does all the questions and it's like 20 questions total were being done. All right. They are putting up a real fight right now.

ALEX (01:10:41.314)

What? That's fair.

Dallas (01:10:41.894)

Aw man!

Dallas (01:10:53.346)

Oh, hahahaha!

ALEX (01:10:54.454)

We're putting up a real fight right now.

William (01:10:56.89)

Yeah.

William (01:11:01.008)

Can I start stealing?

Coco Murphy (01:11:02.967)

Now we're cutting those rules. We're cutting it off. What was Ron eating at the celebration feast when he found out that Lockhart wasn't returning for another year? A. Fried potatoes. B. A jammed donut. C. An English muffin. Or D. A blueberry scone.

William (01:11:04.284)

Oh, okay, all right, all right, all right.

ALEX (01:11:32.177)

Fried potatoes seems right in my head, but...

ALEX (01:11:43.446)

I don't know for certain.

Coco Murphy (01:11:46.796)

You- th- William, this is their scarlet tie. Heh. Heh heh heh.

ALEX (01:11:52.662)

This is our Scarlet tie.

Coco Murphy (01:11:55.845)

Pretty much.

ALEX (01:11:57.396)

I mean

ALEX (01:12:00.686)

Ah, fried potatoes just seems right.

Dallas (01:12:08.269)

I was leaning potatoes or doughnuts.

ALEX (01:12:10.43)

Yeah, A or B.

Dallas (01:12:13.687)

Yeah.

ALEX (01:12:16.356)

I defer to you, sir.

Coco Murphy (01:12:18.028)

You also still have Ask Your Wife or P.A.S.S.

ALEX (01:12:21.91)

For the record, you said we didn't have any more passes. Yeah, mine moan either, and she's not.

Dallas (01:12:23.849)

I know she won't know this.

Coco Murphy (01:12:27.075)

No, the steal the questions is off the table now. The steal the questions is off. Passes the.

ALEX (01:12:30.322)

Oh. Wait, so does that take us just through the level automatically? We just get a pass and we- Oh, yeah. Yeah, but we're gonna- we're gonna pass. So we are gonna pass, but our unofficial final answer is... potatoes? All right. Well, yeah. You know what? We're passing. But that's where we're at.

Dallas (01:12:30.429)

Oh, so pass is still on it. Do you want to pass this one?

Coco Murphy (01:12:37.471)

Yep. You. Yeah, this is just move on to the next level.

Dallas (01:12:39.33)

Do we get a point?

Dallas (01:12:43.521)

Okay.

Dallas (01:12:51.421)

I'm saying donut. We'll do potatoes. It's like, it's zero risk here.

ALEX (01:12:58.326)

That's our 50-50 in our head. So can you read us the passage, good sir?

Coco Murphy (01:13:05.575)

Professor Lockhart would be unable to return next year, owing to the fact that he needed to go away and get his memory back. Quite a few teachers joined in the cheering that greeted this noose. Shame, said Ron, helping himself to a jam doughnut. He was starting to grow on me.

ALEX (01:13:15.65)

Yeah.

ALEX (01:13:19.402)

Yeah!

Dallas (01:13:19.609)

OHHHHH!

ALEX (01:13:23.946)

Nice. But hey, we got it. We got it automatically. It was worth it.

Dallas (01:13:28.429)

That's right, yeah.

William (01:13:34.106)

Oh, so pass gets you a point?

Coco Murphy (01:13:35.739)

Yeah, it just go to the next level. Yeah, first to 15. It was first to 15, technically 14. So, um, all right.

William (01:13:39.005)

Oh, okay.

Coco Murphy (01:13:50.275)

Now I have circled through the book and I'm having to circle back to other questions from earlier in the book. Umm... Mr. Murphy. What color are Dobby's eyes? A. Brown. B. Blue. C. Gray. D. Green.

William (01:13:55.292)

Oh, okay.

William (01:14:00.336)

Yes.

William (01:14:13.596)

D. Green, final answer.

Coco Murphy (01:14:16.411)

Harry sat bolt upright on the garden bench. He was staring absentmindedly into the hedge, and the hedge was staring back. Two enormous green eyes appeared among the leaves. Correct, sir. The score is eight to eight. So basically... Ha ha ha.

William (01:14:35.868)

I should have stolen, I should have stolen, I should have stolen, I should have stolen, I should have stolen, I should have stolen!

Coco Murphy (01:14:44.503)

Dallas and Alex.

ALEX (01:14:46.694)

years.

Coco Murphy (01:14:48.955)

What law did Harry allegedly violate when Dobby dropped the pudding on Privet Drive? a. The Underage Wizardry Act of 1843 b. The Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery of 1875 c. The Statute Against the Use of Magic by Minors of 1856 or d. The Law Promoting the Squibbification of Children of 1924

ALEX (01:14:58.25)

I know this one.

ALEX (01:15:18.71)

That's hilarious. That is hilarious. Can you read A and B again, because they're so flipping similar? I was like, it's underage magic. I know this one.

William (01:15:19.197)

I love this question. I love the answers!

Coco Murphy (01:15:31.52)

A. The Underage Wizardry Act of 1843. B. The Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery of 1875.

ALEX (01:15:50.423)

I think it's B. But... Oh, Cody! That is devious. The decree? That's to reply to the one that they replied. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dallas (01:15:54.165)

I don't have a clue, so...

Dallas (01:16:00.525)

These are all so close!

Here, let me just check my email really fast. Z-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-

William (01:16:07.385)

Haha, hey!

Coco Murphy (01:16:07.571)

Hahaha!

Dallas (01:16:13.685)

Yeah. Oh, I'm so busy at work. Hold on.

ALEX (01:16:15.342)

Son of a nutcracker. Um, I think it's B.

William (01:16:17.561)

Ha ha ha!

Coco Murphy (01:16:23.628)

Is that your final answer?

ALEX (01:16:23.661)

Coco Murphy (01:16:27.463)

That is... As you know, underage wizards are not permitted to perform spells outside of school, and further spell work on your part may lead to expulsion from said school. Decree for the reasonable restriction of underage sorcery 1875 paragraph C. Correct!

ALEX (01:16:39.63)

Yes! Ah... Yes! They... that was... devious. That was devious and dark magic right there, Cody.

Dallas (01:16:43.213)

Was that the one we picked? Because they're so close, I don't know. Okay. Ha ha ha.

William (01:16:47.288)

Yes, that's the one you picked.

Coco Murphy (01:16:52.156)

I kind of figured you all would you wouldn't have picked D the squibbification of children

Dallas (01:16:56.805)

No, yeah, I knew it wasn't that one.

William (01:16:58.433)

Yeah, what was that?

ALEX (01:17:01.45)

Wizard Hitler's plan.

Dallas (01:17:04.217)

Coco Murphy (01:17:05.148)

Look, there was only so many variants that I could come up with of this same statute.

William (01:17:11.19)

You can always tell when you are getting tired on these questions.

Dallas (01:17:14.169)

Coco Murphy (01:17:17.386)

Alright, William, this is question 9. Would you just like to use your past lifeline?

William (01:17:19.675)

Yes, sir.

William (01:17:27.77)

I mean, I'm allowed to hear the question before I pass.

Coco Murphy (01:17:29.911)

Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Mr. Murphy, what is not a book Mrs. Weasley had on the mantle of the fireplace in the burrow? A. Charm Your Own Cheese. B. Enchantment and Baking. C. One Minute Feast. It's Magic! Or D. Charming Confectionaries.

William (01:17:58.057)

D, Charming Confectionary's final answer.

Coco Murphy (01:18:00.571)

That is correct!

ALEX (01:18:02.282)

See, charm your own cheese kind of feels like a euphemism right there.

William (01:18:03.972)

What?

Coco Murphy (01:18:08.147)

Dallas (01:18:11.002)

That's also illegal, just so you know.

ALEX (01:18:13.646)

Especially for underage wizards.

Coco Murphy (01:18:13.887)

Alright, gentlemen, we are at the final, final question for the both of you. If you guys get this right, we will go into sudden death. The first one to get a question right or wrong will win. But, so, Dallas and Alex.

ALEX (01:18:35.274)

years.

Coco Murphy (01:18:37.511)

Who is not an actor that played Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA I Am Lord Voldemort?

A. Richard Bremer B. Christian Kulson C. Adrian Rawlings or D. Eddie Izzard

Coco Murphy (01:19:05.327)

This is for the million.

William (01:19:09.444)

Now wait, I get a chance to answer my million dollar question, right?

Coco Murphy (01:19:15.927)

Well, you get another ques- If they get this wrong, you get a chance to win. Yeah. Yeah, this- I have two specifically set out for million dollar questions.

Dallas (01:19:19.553)

This is our million dollar question, then you'll get your million dollar question.

William (01:19:22.061)

Okay, okay, okay.

ALEX (01:19:29.242)

I, who again? Can you? What was?

Coco Murphy (01:19:34.799)

A. Richard Bremer B. Christian Kulson C. Adrian Rollins or D. Eddie Izzard

ALEX (01:19:44.082)

Is that a real name?

Coco Murphy (01:19:49.176)

I said four, which one are you talking about?

ALEX (01:19:51.622)

Um, wait, no. Um, isn't, isn't Eddie Izzard the British comedian? It's gotta be. It's gotta be D. Eddie Izzard is the answer that did not play Tom.

Coco Murphy (01:20:04.115)

Who's to say?

William (01:20:06.908)

Can you read them one more time?

Coco Murphy (01:20:09.487)

A. Richard Braemer B. Christian Kulson C. Adrian Rollins D. Eddie Izzard

William (01:20:13.148)

Okay.

ALEX (01:20:20.15)

Eddie Izzard's a comedian, and aren't they like, super flamboyant? It's D. It's Eddie Izzard. I, that's Dallas, that is my, do you know any other names in there?

William (01:20:20.732)

Thank you, dog.

Dallas (01:20:29.841)

I think that is stereotypically-

Coco Murphy (01:20:30.231)

I mean, Volt- I mean Voldemort, you know... Is that- is- is that your final answer?

Dallas (01:20:39.501)

I don't know. No. But you know the old saying, Eddie Izzard plays the bad guy wizard. So, yeah.

ALEX (01:20:45.358)

serves an evil space wizard. Right, I know. I remember. How could I forget? Eddie Izzard is my... Impeccable. No, it's definitely... I'm fairly certain.

William (01:20:53.188)

That logic is...

Dallas (01:21:00.405)

I'll go with it. I have a feeling this is this is wrong, but I'll go with it. Let's do it.

ALEX (01:21:05.558)

That's my answer. Yes.

Coco Murphy (01:21:06.599)

Final answer?

Dallas (01:21:09.449)

I'm very impulsive, yes.

Coco Murphy (01:21:09.539)

Alright, that is incorrect. Richard Bremer played Voldemort in the first movie. Christian Coulson was Riddle in the second movie. Adrian Rollins played James Potter. And Eddie Izzard played Voldemort in the Lego Batman movie.

William (01:21:14.156)

You dog. You dog, and tell them why. Tell them why that is incorrect.

ALEX (01:21:14.37)

What?

Dallas (01:21:15.585)

That saying is right.

ALEX (01:21:19.542)

What?

William (01:21:24.239)

Uh huh.

Coming out of the diary, yes.

William (01:21:31.8)

Mm-hmm. Ha ha ha!

Dallas (01:21:41.817)

That was a saying on the playground, that's why I went with it.

Coco Murphy (01:21:45.631)

Hahahaha

William (01:21:46.876)

Ehhhhhh? Ahahahahahahaha

Dallas (01:21:47.745)

You made him leave.

ALEX (01:21:51.308)

I hate you so much.

Dallas (01:21:56.021)

You know what? My weird stereotypes and sayings have been right every time.

ALEX (01:21:56.728)

Wait a second.

Coco Murphy (01:22:02.695)

What?

ALEX (01:22:03.02)

Rub it in Dallas, rub it in.

William (01:22:05.065)

They have. They really have.

Coco Murphy (01:22:06.547)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (01:22:07.677)

Eddie Izzard plays a dark wizard. It worked. The bad guy wizard. That's what it was. Eddie Izzard is the bad guy wizard.

William (01:22:17.15)

I knew that one because when I watched the Lego Batman movie I was like, Rafe Fiennes is in this flippin movie. Who is playing Lord Voldemort? And I went and looked it up.

Dallas (01:22:27.669)

Hehehehe

ALEX (01:22:32.44)

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Coco Murphy (01:22:33.312)

I kind of figured as much, which is why.

William (01:22:37.372)

Coco Murphy (01:22:39.683)

I'm proud.

ALEX (01:22:41.229)

know you are.

Coco Murphy (01:22:42.803)

Alright, William, for your million dollar question.

ALEX (01:22:45.996)

Wait, can you use the pass for the million dollar? I think you already specified you can't pass on the million dollar.

William (01:22:46.245)

Yes, sir.

Dallas (01:22:53.089)

No, he was, he had thought about passing on the last one. And you're not passing now, right? Yeah.

Coco Murphy (01:22:57.407)

No, you like he has to answer this question. This is the final question

What is not a track on the official soundtrack release for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? A. Fox the Phoenix B. Gilderoy Lockhart C. The Chamber of Secrets or D. Hedwig's Theme

ALEX (01:23:26.804)

E. Enter Sandman by Metallica.

Dallas (01:23:31.369)

Mm-hmm

Coco Murphy (01:23:33.775)

or F, don't stop the sand man by rock sugar.

William (01:23:39.684)

What is... What is NOT a track?

Coco Murphy (01:23:44.227)

on the official soundtrack release of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

ALEX (01:23:46.436)

Uh, William, how do you not know this?

William (01:23:48.852)

Oh my gosh.

I know it's Gilderoy Lockhart. I know that one because he has a very distinctive theme.

William (01:24:01.244)

And Fox is, they talk about the theme that's... Da da da...

Coco Murphy (01:24:10.327)

I actually played that one on the trumpet.

William (01:24:13.161)

Oh yeah, you did! Oh, what were the other two?

ALEX (01:24:13.868)

Tell him that. Oh, I played that theme. That's mistrial. Your honor.

Dallas (01:24:17.519)

I object.

Coco Murphy (01:24:20.955)

The Chamber of Secrets and Hedwig's Theme.

Coco Murphy (01:24:34.739)

I'm not a soundtrack guy. I don't listen to scores. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (01:24:38.068)

I'm not! And that's my least favorite soundtrack.

ALEX (01:24:39.88)

It comes back to bite him.

ALEX (01:24:44.98)

Even after the jaunty, wonderful, Gilderoy Lockhart theme, you just don't care. His leitmotif, don't care, all right.

Coco Murphy (01:24:46.874)

I'd perv-

William (01:25:02.46)

No, that's not it.

What is not?

ALEX (01:25:18.44)

Exit life and tonight take my hand we're off to the chamber of secrets land

Coco Murphy (01:25:30.283)

I worked really hard on these questions.

William (01:25:30.336)

Okay, okay, okay. I know, I know.

Dallas (01:25:34.489)

William (01:25:38.327)

I know there is a song called Meeting Tom Riddle, but I don't know if there's one called the Chamber of Secrets. I know Hedwig's theme was identified in the first one.

Um...

William (01:25:55.044)

Hedwig's theme. Final answer.

Coco Murphy (01:25:59.579)

William? You win! Ha!

William (01:26:02.492)

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ALEX (01:26:05.016)

So.

Coco Murphy (01:26:06.087)

Hedwig's theme is in Harry Potter...is in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. However, it is not on the soundtrack release.

William (01:26:11.472)

But it's not on the... Oh...

Dallas (01:26:22.265)

I feel like I could almost taste the blackberry I ate, and then a dog licked me inside my mouth.

William (01:26:26.268)

Coco Murphy (01:26:27.231)

You live in Mount Sterling, it's like literally down the road.

ALEX (01:26:30.848)

Yeah, Dallas, if you're not going and buying me several cases, please. I, Hey, actually I will Venmo one of you to go Dallas. Can you go over there and get me a couple of cases? Cause they want to charge me $18 to ship a 12 pack. So it triples the price of buying them. You can buy them online, but then here's where it gets fun. If you order multiple packs, they charge you shipping for every single 12 pack.

Dallas (01:26:30.953)

I know, I had one today, so...

William (01:26:32.676)

Did you say I could almost literally taste it and then a dog licked you in your side track?

Dallas (01:26:37.163)

Yes.

Dallas (01:26:48.546)

Ugh.

William (01:26:52.173)

Oh my.

Dallas (01:27:00.374)

Oh yeah, we'll get you. I got you, bro.

ALEX (01:27:02.068)

Alright, thank you. Thank you, Wizard Daddy.

Coco Murphy (01:27:02.828)

We got you covered.

William (01:27:05.749)

Ah.

Coco Murphy (01:27:06.878)

Congratulations, William, on a surprisingly close game.

William (01:27:08.672)

Thank you. That was, that was super, I'm not even mad about it. No, I'm not even mad about it, cause it was on me, I made the decision not to steal. This would have been over, it would have been all over, but the crying way earlier, but I'm like, hehehehe, even without stealing, I'll be able to beat them easy. Ooh, hehehehe.

Dallas (01:27:11.405)

That was.

ALEX (01:27:12.884)

No, I'm not.

Dallas (01:27:23.865)

ALEX (01:27:26.332)

And you did. You did beat us. And in fact, we stole an easy one. So I mean, hey.

Coco Murphy (01:27:28.789)

Oh, Gilderoy.

Dallas (01:27:32.827)

Yeah, I know.

William (01:27:34.101)

You stole one, then it was down to the answer.

ALEX (01:27:37.603)

And oh, what a beautiful answer it was.

Dallas (01:27:37.886)

Hehehehaha

Coco Murphy (01:27:38.581)

Oh, Gilderoy, impaled by her own sword.

William (01:27:42.793)

Hey, hey, loved it. Well, hey, if you have made it this far, tell us how you did, number one. And congratulations, this round is on us. Um, please follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform of choice, your favorite social platform of choice, cause they are ever changing and ever evolving, but if you do.

Dallas (01:27:44.313)

Dallas (01:28:03.597)

hahahaha

Go check us out on Bing Bong, whatever the new one is.

William (01:28:09.312)

You're right. But if you do like the show and want to, we are on threads now, yes. But if you want to take that support, just a little.

ALEX (01:28:09.944)

See, this joke will not make sense in like a year when Meta actually owns all of the internet, and they're gonna be like, was there a time when you couldn't be on a Meta app? And it's like, yeah, at that point.

William (01:28:22.727)

That's true.

William (01:28:26.896)

You're right. But if you if you do like the show consider us consider supporting us on patreon All the links to everything social show notes all that down there But with that I am going to head out of here and go put on some deodorant because that was way too close But with that I'm William

Coco Murphy (01:28:45.167)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (01:28:48.611)

I'm devious.

Dallas (01:28:48.684)

I'm Dallas.

William (01:28:50.477)

Yes you were.

ALEX (01:28:51.456)

And I am Alex.

ALEX (01:28:56.18)

and we will catch you next time.

Coco Murphy (01:28:56.487)

See you guys.

William (01:28:56.963)

Yes.

Coco Murphy (01:29:01.219)

Bye!

William (01:29:01.46)

Bye!

Alex Christian

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