Ep. 103 - Chico Caca [Transcript]

Alex (00:02.038)

Well, hey everybody.

William (00:04.26)

I wonder who's gonna take the bait and fight first on that one.

Dallas (00:05.555)

Ha ha

Alex (00:05.578)

Welcome back! If you have just stumbled in, welcome. You're listening to a doctor, a lawyer, a pilot, and a professor walk into a bar. And tonight we've got some good stuff cooking for you. But I think it is time for us to get into the dailies.

William (00:25.539)

Just write a no hi how are you? How's your mother doing? Now? How the kids doing? How's work doing? It's just for going

Cody (00:26.16)

Pew pew, pew pew.

Alex (00:28.078)

No, no, please. Small, no small talk. I take my cues from Britta and Jeff in community. Like there's no small talk. Like how are you and is God dead? You know, like that just straight to the point.

Cody (00:29.809)

Pew!

Dallas (00:30.188)

Ha ha ha!

Cody (00:33.264)

Hahaha!

William (00:37.418)

Oh, that explains so much.

William (00:47.23)

Uh, great, and no, they proved that in like three movies now. Right? God's not dead, God's not dead too.

Alex (00:53.691)

Uh, oh god, ha ha. God's not dead, too fast, too furious. God's not dead, Tokyo Drift. Ha ha, yes!

Dallas (01:00.15)

Tokyo Drift.

William (01:00.181)

Oh, I wish. All right, well if you want to, we can jump straight into the dailies.

Alex (01:07.434)

So, I don't, I mean I have some fun things. Who's most excited to talk about their respective fandom? I can just see all of us buzzing right now with excitement. William, you look like a seven year old who's ready to do show and tell, so please. Well, tell and tell, because we're an audio medium.

William (01:18.574)

Hehehehe

William (01:26.138)

Sure, yeah. I will, let me see, let me see if I can find, let me see if I can find the picture and I will very appropriately describe it to everyone who might be listening. But Universal's Epic Universe, which is their third signature theme park, is under heavy construction as we speak right now and many of the different lands inside of Epic Universe are starting to take place.

including the third Wizarding World full theme park attraction that Universal is going to have.

Alex (02:03.062)

Alright, so we could solve world hunger, world peace, oh another Harry Potter theme park! We didn't have enough of those, that's what I needed.

William (02:06.677)

Heheheheheheh

William (02:10.193)

Oh

Cody (02:10.672)

Well, I mean, you gotta blame Comcast for this one. They're the one who owns the park. Much like AT&T is the cause of our world suffering, Comcast is a strong number two for that.

William (02:22.39)

Oh gee whiz, I listened to so much Vergecast that I almost went into the disclaimers that they make. Comcast is a minority investor and Vox Media, which is the parent company of Vergecast. Well in addition, yes they're having a Wizarding World attraction, but they are also Super Mario World. There is going to be a full Mario theme park inside of Epic Universe. A theme park based off of How to Train Your Dragon.

Cody (02:23.612)

Ha ha

Cody (02:32.968)

I'm like...

Alex (02:46.038)

That's right, I forgot.

William (02:52.742)

which has been a movie, yes, a movie and topic of conversation inside of our own little personal chat. There's a class, I think that they're calling it just a classic monsters universe that's going to be all like black and white and grayscale with Dracula and Frankenstein, but

Cody (02:53.272)

Oooo

Dallas (02:54.587)

I am.

Dallas (03:08.985)

Oh cool.

Alex (03:11.566)

all of the actors in that part of the park have to only wear black and white makeup like mimes. It's very, it's kind of like when you go to historic Jamestown and everyone's like, and this is how we used to churn butter. And it's like, yeah, but what did you do for work outside of this? And they're like, oh, I go home and I cobble shoes. And you're like, no, but what do you do for real? Like they're all in black and white. And they're like, have you seen Frankenstein? I'm like, yeah, but what do you do outside of work? Oh, I run from Frankenstein's and his monsters. Yeah.

William (03:17.374)

I

Dallas (03:19.168)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (03:30.63)

Yeah

William (03:31.023)

Ha ha

Dallas (03:39.299)

hahahaha

Cody (03:41.096)

I'm out.

Alex (03:42.178)

It's very, they're trying to tackle Disney's immersion levels. It's impressive, honestly.

William (03:42.422)

Well, the-

Cody (03:48.36)

Honestly, Wizarding World is better than Disney at immersion. It is.

William (03:54.202)

We have to agree there. I know several executives said that Galaxy's Edge was going to be their answer to the Wizarding World attraction.

Cody (04:00.985)

It wasn't.

Alex (04:01.354)

Ha! Spoiler!

Dallas (04:03.852)

Ha ha!

William (04:04.25)

I don't know. But the kind of marquee attraction inside the Wizarding World, based off of rumors and patent filings and things like that, is going to be a Ministry of Magic kind of wonk-ovator ride. So like you get on the elevator and it can-

Cody (04:04.512)

It... It wasn't.

Alex (04:19.09)

Interesting. That's their Marky attraction, but their Marky restaurant is gonna be a Wahl Burger's where Marky Mark will show up. No? Too soon? Not funny? Okay.

Cody (04:20.384)

Interesting.

Dallas (04:21.264)

Hmm

Cody (04:28.42)

Well, so in this ministry ride, does it start in the bathroom and you have to stand in a toilet to go down? Like, is this how this goes? Ha ha ha.

Dallas (04:33.236)

Ha ha!

William (04:37.666)

I hope so. I sure hope so. But no, like they are going to recreate the atrium. You exit through the fireplace into the atrium of the Ministry of Magic, like one to one scale from the movie. But the actual like-

Alex (04:50.782)

and standing there on the ground is Dumbledore and Harry and then you go, he's back, and that's how every, you are Voldemort coming in.

William (05:03.602)

Ooh, that would be a twist. Some people complained that Hogwarts Legacy didn't have enough of a morality system to go full Dark Lord, but that would be a twist. But no, the storyline through this.

Cody (05:03.745)

Ooh.

Alex (05:05.278)

He's back.

Cody (05:06.831)

Oh.

Alex (05:14.102)

They had to bring their own morality system to it and then they got all up in arms and I remember that, it was a big thing.

Cody (05:19.432)

M-Michelle?

Dallas (05:19.561)

Uh, uh, uh.

William (05:21.238)

So they say that it's going to be the trial of Dolores Umbridge with Imelda Stanton reprising her role as Dolores Umbridge for the ride. So they're even talking about how you will follow her to her trial and then there's like a band of remnant Death Eaters that tried to break her out because of everything that she did and that's how it gets exciting.

Cody (05:27.516)

Oooo

Cody (05:31.272)

oooo

Alex (05:34.654)

Is there a firing squad involved? Because I'm in.

Cody (05:38.248)

Ha ha ha!

Alex (05:51.47)

There were good people on both sides of the Wizarding War. You know, just...

William (05:51.567)

I'm just, I'm really.

Cody (05:54.888)

Clearly.

Dallas (05:56.153)

hahahaha

William (05:56.334)

Yeah. So, yeah, it wouldn't be a daily segment with me if it didn't go Harry Potter. So, there you go. You're welcome.

Dallas (06:03.084)

There you go.

Alex (06:04.534)

That was kind of impressive, actually, that you were able to tie it together. I love it. Cody, what about you? What's going on in your neck of the woods? What is your daily news?

Dallas (06:08.012)

I don't know.

Cody (06:13.052)

Well...

Cody (06:17.056)

So lately my fandom-y thing has been less news related and more of just like diving into older things That I enjoy

William (06:26.766)

You? Nostalgia? Older things? No.

Alex (06:29.15)

Wait, no, this is the dailies, not the yesterdailies.

William (06:32.258)

Hahaha!

Dallas (06:32.956)

hahahaha

Cody (06:33.292)

Well, this is the grand premiere of the yesterdailies. Um, new segment.

Alex (06:39.166)

And now we cut to, please William, in the edit, let's have him be all like old radio announcer, like, krrrrr, boop, boop. You know.

William (06:48.362)

If you don't have a slide whistle, I don't want any of it. No part of it.

Alex (06:53.902)

It's not a slide whistle, but it is a recorder.

Cody (06:54.064)

William kind of went just about 30% Craig there for a second when he said no part of it.

William (06:59.17)

If you don't have a slide whistle, I don't want any part of it.

Sorry. Billy Eichner's a gem. Anyway.

Cody (07:05.333)

So, two things, two things in my world. Last week, at the time of our last recording, I talked about how I was joining a Lord of the Rings book club. We had our first meeting last Sunday, and it was super fun. It was super fun. It was very good fellowship. Shout out to...

William (07:16.802)

Oh yeah!

Alex (07:24.118)

Was it a good fellowship?

William (07:27.77)

Yeah

Alex (07:28.916)

Yes!

Cody (07:30.264)

Riley Blanton and Stephen Kent of both geeky stoics. The podcast about finding the wisdom of pop culture and the philosophy behind the stories of pop culture. We had a really great time. It was a good conversation. As so far in my read through Fellowship of the Rings, I am on the Council of Elrond. The Fellowship has now assembled.

William (07:30.614)

No, no, no.

William (07:44.64)

Okay.

Cody (07:57.468)

and they are now beginning their journey to Mordor. They've made their decision. And I will just say this. I'm glad in the movie that Peter Jackson made the blessed decision to dramatize many of the stories that were told in the book. Like how Gandalf told about his encounter with Saruman. And if that was a story told to Frodo, I am very glad.

that he actually dramatized that scene. Because if it was just sitting around telling stories all day, I would have been like, uh, I'm bored. I'm bored. So it was, so far, I'm enjoying the book. And I can already say now.

William (08:27.315)

Yeah, that wizard fight

Cody (08:42.496)

It is a series that once I'm done I will be as glad I have read, but I'll probably never read it again, but I will occasionally revisit the movies. Like, I wanna say that... Yes.

William (08:53.082)

Okay, I consider that progress. You swore the movies off for eternity after I made you watch them. So we're making progress.

Cody (09:01.049)

Hahaha!

Alex (09:01.61)

And I don't blame him for that. This is one of those rare moments where Cody's interests and my interests are just in like 100% agreement. Those movies are just boring. I'm gonna lose so many. We're either gonna get a ton of hate mail now or gain a whole new respect from our audience. Ha ha ha. No such thing as bad news.

Dallas (09:07.896)

Ha ha!

William (09:09.18)

Uh...

Cody (09:17.576)

Here's the thing. I found out that when J. R. O. Tolkien was reading the manuscript of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, he hated when Father Christmas showed up and gave all the kids weapons. And when J. R. O. Tolkien said that he hated it so much, Lewis kept it in out of spite.

William (09:18.646)

Hey, engagement's engagement.

Dallas (09:21.313)

Heh.

William (09:44.482)

Hehehehe

Cody (09:45.104)

That's the level of chaos energy that I- I scre- I- I work for. That- that is the level. Yes. Hahahaha

Dallas (09:46.158)

Uh...

Dallas (09:52.02)

Oh yes, Santa Claus, the Lord of War.

William (09:55.194)

He-headcanon?

Alex (09:55.218)

I just can't believe that Santa didn't give Edmund a lump of coal. Like, here you go turd.

Cody (10:01.316)

Well, I mean, Edmund wasn't with them at the time.

William (10:04.77)

uh headcanon right now uh david harbors sanaclaus in violent night is the same father christmas from uh...

Alex (10:05.164)

So we really headcanon now.

Alex (10:12.348)

Oh my goodness.

Dallas (10:14.08)

Ha ha ha!

Cody (10:15.146)

Well, if David Harbour is cast in the Greta Gerwig reboot, then we know where she got the idea from. But, I'm really-

William (10:21.555)

It's confirmed. Confirmed. Well, that's cool. Okay. Whoa. Ooh.

Dallas (10:25.44)

Here you go children, AK-47, good luck. Ho ho ho!

Alex (10:28.395)

Yeah.

Alex (10:31.562)

You killed one of my reindeer. You killed one of my reindeer that my wife with cancer gave me before her passing.

Dallas (10:32.236)

It's a modern retelling.

Dallas (10:36.512)

Hmm. Ha ha

William (10:39.322)

Modern retelling. Yeah, I've got like Miranda Priestly from Devil Wars product going dark gritty reboot groundbreaking Anybody anybody Miranda Priestly no Marils

Cody (10:49.588)

Okay, Miranda Priestley is the white witch. Done. Not Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep playing Miranda Priestley playing the white witch. The-

William (10:58.918)

No, Meryl Streep plays Mr. Tumnus and it's inspired. We will talk about it. Ha ha ha. Well, can you imagine if Meryl Streep does a movie like Eddie Murphy?

Alex (11:03.478)

Meryl Streep plays every character. Kind of like Adam Sandler in that, no, Adam Sandler and Eddie Murphy play, you know, just like the trees and stuff.

Cody (11:03.543)

I'm sorry.

William (11:16.555)

All those- can you imagine Meryl Streep doing that?

Dallas (11:18.448)

Yeah. They play the serious characters.

Alex (11:21.739)

What are the giant trees called in Lord of the Rings? Ents. Oh, no, no. Adam Sandler and Eddie Murphy are both the Ents that just carry him around, and then everyone else is just Meryl Streep.

William (11:24.362)

ints.

Dallas (11:24.922)

Oaks.

Cody (11:27.132)

Tom Bombadil?

William (11:27.281)

Hehehehehehehehe

Dallas (11:27.881)

No, my bad. I thought you meant just the regular trees.

Dallas (11:36.692)

Heh heh ha!

Alex (11:39.018)

You know, and here's one of the, we're gonna date ourselves for a second, because normally we exist outside of time, but I was listening to the monologue from this year's Golden Globes, and it was not well received by pretty much anyone. My main gripe is you don't throw people under the bus as your writers. Like, I didn't write that joke, if it's not funny. You get the credit when it's good, and you get the credit when it's bad. That's my only takeaway.

William (11:39.509)

Yes. Inspired.

William (11:52.91)

Hahaha

Dallas (12:02.476)

You own it.

William (12:05.041)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (12:08.374)

But he was like gushing over Meryl Streep and I was like, yeah, I get it, yeah.

Dallas (12:14.689)

Ha ha

William (12:14.934)

Hehehehehehe! Hmm?

Cody (12:15.512)

And then she, then she ums and then the uh, then the host unzips the uh, flesh suit on the back of his head and it's been Meryl Streep the whole time!

William (12:22.058)

And it's been Meryl Streep the whole time.

Alex (12:23.066)

It's Mero Streep the whole time!

Alex (12:28.909)

Incredible.

William (12:29.607)

Oh gosh. Well Dallas, what about you?

Cody (12:32.456)

I got one more thing. I got one more thing if I can briefly mention. Well, you know. The last night I was watching Best of Both Worlds, not related to Hannah Montana in any way, shape or form. It is the season three finale of Star Trek The Next Generation. I am telling you guys, if you guys need to get into it, if you guys please, I want to get it get you guys into it.

Dallas (12:32.781)

Okay, so.

William (12:35.659)

A twofer!

Nerve.

William (13:01.797)

Hahaha.

Cody (13:02.64)

Those are like the seminal episodes of the franchise. It's when Captain Picard gets kidnapped by the Borg and like Riker has to like kill Picard and has to make a moment where he-

Alex (13:16.226)

Borg of Directors and they're like, well, we're looking at your annual performance and I think we're gonna have to do layoffs. Unfortunately, quarter four was not your best work, Picard. He's like, I don't know you at all. The Borg of Directors, right?

William (13:22.858)

Hahaha

Cody (13:23.037)

haha

Cody (13:29.96)

but I watched that.

Dallas (13:30.284)

See, when I was a kid I watched Big Bad Beetleborgs, and so that's just where my head goes.

Alex (13:35.506)

Ha ha.

William (13:35.832)

Yup.

Cody (13:37.197)

But truly, a 35 year old episode is some of the scariest television that holds up to this day. And highly recommend if you guys haven't checked those out in a long time, or never, recommend watching them. But other than that, I'm done.

William (13:53.014)

Heh, okay.

Cody (13:54.47)

Okay.

Alex (13:54.962)

And he just hung up, he's not even on the call anymore, he just disappeared.

William (13:57.937)

Well, fine. Bye!

Cody (13:58.416)

Bye!

Dallas (14:00.089)

He disintegrated. Just... Oh no, you're good. No. So, my fandom... Shut up! Mute everybody!

Cody (14:01.945)

Sorry Dallas, sorry for interrupting.

Alex (14:07.078)

And let's interrupt Alice again. It's so much fun. You know what you're right Cody. This was fun

Dallas (14:14.944)

So how do I make everybody leave this? Is that a button?

Alex (14:18.67)

the

Dallas (14:19.424)

Kidding. So.

Cody (14:20.048)

Just say something incredibly inappropriate and then we'll leave.

Dallas (14:24.236)

I'll show you something instead, how about... Ha ha ha!

William (14:26.733)

And we're out, okay.

Cody (14:27.424)

Oh, don't tip me with a good time.

Dallas (14:30.348)

So, as a gamer, and as a gamer that also has a child, Minecraft just stays in the forefront of gaming in my house. And so they are making a live action Minecraft movie. Yeah, I don't know why I said that so disappoint- yeah, this is my fandom. Yeah.

Cody (14:41.071)

on.

William (14:47.214)

What?

Alex (14:47.563)

What?

Alex (14:52.749)

I can't believe they're doing it

Dallas (14:55.972)

No, but they released some of the actors that are gonna be in it and Jack Black is gonna be in it and Jason and Jason Momoa, I don't know So I Don't know if Jack Black is Trapped. Yeah, I don't know if he's trapped in a video game And this is him like leaking out a little bit at a time or if he's just like this is me now

William (15:00.922)

Oh my gosh, that's perfect.

Alex (15:03.283)

Blocks and blocks and blocks and blocks and blocks and blocks and blocks. Minecraft I love you. That was a Peaches reference from the Mario movie.

Alex (15:19.918)

Ew. First we have Cody's seminal moments, and now we've got Jack Black leaking out a little bit? Come on, guys, keep it together.

Dallas (15:25.052)

He's leaking out of video game sphincters everywhere, and this is it. No.

William (15:26.132)

Hehe

Alex (15:29.187)

Huh.

William (15:30.431)

I didn't think the comic could get worse, but here we are.

Dallas (15:33.556)

Here we go. So I don't know how you do Minecraft in live action, because Minecraft is literally just blocks. So I don't know how they're gonna do that, but it's a thing coming out, gonna watch it. I remember seeing the title, and that's as far as I made it.

Alex (15:33.91)

You got some work cut out for ya. Remember when I used to edit this one all the time?

Alex (15:46.67)

Do you remember the movie Pixels? Pixels, do you remember that one?

Alex (15:55.378)

I think that's just going to be that equivalent, but with Jack Black. No, I don't even remember. It was an Adam Sandler movie, which I don't know why he's... I don't even like Adam Sandler, and yet he was my celebrity in Six Degrees of Separation, and now I'm referencing him for The Lord of the Rings, and now I'm talking about one of his dumb failed movies. I think I need to see a therapist is what this is.

William (15:56.039)

Hehehehehehe

Dallas (15:59.808)

Did they have square heads?

Dallas (16:06.176)

Are they gonna punch trees?

William (16:19.545)

Ha ha

Dallas (16:21.76)

You're welcome. Yeah. Have you been watching like a marathon of Adam Sandler movies and this is just your way of like talking about it without talking about it? Like he's terrible, right? So anyway, in this movie, he... Yeah. So yeah, that's really like that and Sea of Thieves is coming to the PlayStation. It was an Xbox exclusive, but now it's going to be...

Alex (16:28.969)

I need to get it out.

Cody (16:33.288)

Ha ha

Alex (16:34.331)

That's kind of how it feels right now. My brain is broken.

Dallas (16:46.564)

on everything except maybe Switch. So that's all I got. Yeah. Minecraft. I've been with Minecraft since it was a concept, not a game. I paid eight dollars for it, like 20 years ago and just keep getting free updates. So here we are.

Cody (16:48.776)

Very nice.

Well, you know.

William (16:51.706)

course.

Cody (17:06.16)

That's awesome.

William (17:06.254)

That's amazing.

Alex (17:06.306)

I was with Minecraft back when I was working out in Eastern Kentucky, and I went down with a canary on my shoulder and I was digging up blocks. And then I went to work in a nursing home and got poop thrown at me.

Dallas (17:11.52)

hahahaha

Dallas (17:16.288)

When are you gonna say something that's making fun of me and not true, huh?

Cody (17:20.334)

Ha!

William (17:21.68)

HAHA

Cody (17:22.78)

Mah!

Dallas (17:23.543)

Haha, yeah.

Cody (17:25.924)

Hey, you're being deeply offensive right now. My father has a coal mining degree, so, you know, we're all smart people here.

Alex (17:35.181)

I didn't say anything to the other-

William (17:35.928)

a coal mining degree that he does not use.

Cody (17:38.512)

That's true. He does not use it.

Dallas (17:39.852)

You know how much coal I've mined in Minecraft? A lot. Was I sitting in Eastern Kentucky when it happened? Yes. Does that make me entitled to compensation? Yes.

Alex (17:43.094)

Hahaha

William (17:47.202)

Oh

Cody (17:47.804)

Yeah

Cody (17:51.896)

I've had mesothelioma for 38 years.

Alex (17:56.278)

diabetes and then you're just you're done throw all of them all of the commercials that I could get compensation for

William (17:59.02)

Sure, let's just throw out medical terms.

Dallas (18:02.728)

Yeah, I have a Mountain Dew work-related illness.

Cody (18:06.862)

Hahaha!

William (18:07.287)

Hehe

Alex (18:08.51)

It's funny that you picked Minecraft or a video game as your fandom thing. My fandom thing is also video game related, and that is the remake of The Last of Us Part 2.

Dallas (18:26.22)

Tetris. I saw that, yeah!

Alex (18:29.856)

So.

Cody (18:30.956)

It was a Last of Us Tetris crossover. It was a whole thing.

Alex (18:33.746)

It was, yeah. So the way you beat the zombies in the game is by dropping blocks on their head, but you gotta rotate it just right. So.

William (18:33.976)

Yeah

Dallas (18:44.108)

Yeah, and it's horrifically gruesome. It's terribly gruesome.

Cody (18:44.254)

I would play that. Ha ha ha.

William (18:46.051)

Hmm

Alex (18:46.994)

No, and it is one of those things where it's like, I'm excited, but it's very bizarre because uh You all are not in the fandom The the game was not well received by like half of the fandom without spoilers They upset a ton of people in the sake of telling a much deeper story than people expected and uh, let's just say that

Some people hearing me say that I am excited for this is enough for them to hate me That's that level So I'm glad you asked so Well, the last of us part one came out on the ps3 It was like the dying breath of the ps3 so it got a remaster for the ps4 and then That had existed for a long time

Dallas (19:23.197)

How many remasters does The Last of Us have though? It's not an old game and it's already getting a remastered.

William (19:36.516)

Oh.

Alex (19:45.25)

they made The Last of Us Part 2 for the PS4, and that was again at the tail end of the PS4's life cycle. They then remade the remaster of The Last of Us to kind of bridge the gap between the first game and the second game and kind of bring the graphics up to speed and the gameplay, and then they're like, well now we're on the PS5.

So we can actually remake the part two the way we wanted to make it the first go round. So they just, I don't know if they get their timing. Yeah, that's.

Dallas (20:23.268)

Is that what it is? Or is it, it was not well received, the show came out, people love it again, so they're like, maybe we should try reselling that game again.

Alex (20:33.002)

No, the first game was loved. The second game, well, the second game actually got a great critical reception. And the critics were like, this is engaging. It's very, like, it's challenging you. Like, you talk about a morality system not existing in Hogwarts Legacy. This is like, hey, guess what? It's all moral choices and an examination thereof.

Dallas (20:37.108)

I'm talking about this one, the second one.

Alex (21:01.266)

And some people would rather turn their brains off and play The Walking Dead, the video game, you know? And that was not, yeah, that was not what they thought they were getting, and therefore they were unhappy. This is, I'm glossing over a ton of nuance here, because we don't have an episode long enough for that. There are people who have dedicated hours of podcasting, so... But anyways.

Cody (21:07.723)

Mmm.

William (21:07.918)

You're just bashing zombies. Yeah.

Cody (21:18.248)

Mm-hmm.

William (21:22.073)

Ha ha

Alex (21:28.358)

I am excited the upgrade is 10 bucks so hey who cares. Yeah exactly if you already own the game they're like look we're putting in a ton of work. If you don't own it already then get the remake. Like awesome. Yeah if you already own it then it's a $10 upgrade and I go alright great cool. So.

Dallas (21:32.968)

That's not terrible. Yeah.

William (21:33.49)

Oh, well, that's nice. Okay, okay, cool.

Cody (21:42.608)

The new one, yeah.

Dallas (21:43.221)

Right, yeah.

Cody (21:50.992)

That's part of the reason for a lot of my movies and TV shows I've basically gone digital so that when the resolutions and the formats change like that and you remaster and you redo it, they pretty much just upscale it automatically instead of being stuck on a DVD.

Alex (22:07.538)

Yeah, until they just delete it off of your service entirely because digital ownership in air quotes is not ownership at all.

Cody (22:14.232)

Well, that's another conversation if we wanted to go full- If you wanted me to go for a lawyer on ya.

Alex (22:17.714)

Yeah. But yeah. So that's what I got for my fandom.

William (22:20.17)

No, no, please no.

Dallas (22:22.7)

That's just when you illegally download it and you just keep it on a separate hard drive.

Alex (22:26.366)

Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Cody (22:27.024)

Hehe

Dallas (22:28.872)

Right, lawyer? Right?

William (22:29.02)

And grabs collar, yanks twice.

Alex (22:31.798)

Wait a second, why did the light change on my notification that my camera's working? Second camera accessed FBI van. Wait a second, I just got a pop-up on my wifi. This is the police, open up! You wouldn't download a car! You wouldn't download a house!

Dallas (22:35.596)

Ha ha!

William (22:38.39)

Well guys, that'll be that'll be it for the dailies

Dallas (22:41.836)

You guys hold on somebody's knocking on my door. Hold on. I'll be back

Dallas (22:47.98)

Hahaha

Cody (22:49.048)

Why did your wife- why did my Wi-Fi change to FBI surveillance van?

William (22:53.596)

Hahahaha

Dallas (22:53.972)

Hahaha

Alex (22:54.646)

You wouldn't download a house. I remember that.

Cody (22:56.013)

And why is it unprotected Wi-Fi?

Alex (23:00.499)

Always use protection.

William (23:02.656)

Oh, oh. I, gosh, okay, that's it for the dailies. We're gonna take a break and we'll be right back. Bye. Okay, I haven't stopped recording. Do you wanna just, huh?

Cody (23:08.552)

Bye.

Alex (23:14.445)

Don't stop the recording. Aspen, why are you playing? Hold on, I'm gonna go get the dog. Just announce it, I'm gonna mute for a second. She's...

William (23:16.398)

Okay.

Cody (23:19.448)

I-I'm glad for once. I-I'm-

William (23:26.551)

You can keep talking.

Cody (23:26.768)

I'm glad for once that my- it's not me who's struggling right now with connectivity issues. I'm just like- because it's always seemed to be me when like things go wrong and things blow up.

William (23:39.887)

Meh.

Dallas (23:41.932)

You got that gasoline powered computer. It's gonna explode sometimes.

Cody (23:41.956)

And I have gre- Well, yes. Well, the internet here is great 99% of the time, but for whatever reason, when we start recording, it's just like... Nope, we're- Nope, nope, we're-

William (23:43.99)

Hehe

William (23:54.722)

Nope. Eh, I'm done.

Dallas (23:56.564)

I wonder what your upload speeds are, because this is heavily contingent upon upload and download.

Alex (24:02.738)

It's actually, well, it's not bad on upload because it'll just upload after the fact, which surprisingly right now my upload is only at 45%. It's not doing great.

Cody (24:14.316)

I'm at 99. Yeah.

William (24:16.056)

99.

Okay, so yeah, let's just let's just keep the recording going. Okay for this game segment, we'll do the True confessions and then Tomorrow if we get another Like main show episode in we'll do your game Cody Yeah, yeah

Alex (24:32.258)

Another session.

Cody (24:36.048)

out tomorrow. Okay.

It's ready if you wanted to... if we wanted to just barrel through.

Alex (24:44.437)

Let's do it for tomorrow. That way we... I've already prepared truths and a lie, so... All right.

Cody (24:47.473)

Okay.

William (24:50.643)

Sure, okay, I know you're excited about it. We'll do that tomorrow. Okay, and we're back. So for tonight's...

Alex (24:57.174)

Wait, what were our drinks? What did you get us from the bar?

I can't believe you're going to let a virtual tradition die on me like this. We changed up the format to be better for the show, and yet you're going to walk to the bar and only get yourself a drink? So rude.

Dallas (25:05.344)

Hehehehehehe

William (25:08.055)

Huh.

William (25:13.667)

Hey.

Dallas (25:14.208)

He got us all drinks and he drank them all up there by himself as a power move.

Cody (25:16.432)

Some might say he... some might say that he lied to you. Some might say that he lied to you about getting drinks.

Alex (25:16.583)

Yeah

William (25:17.842)

So for this game session...

Alex (25:21.979)

Oh

William (25:24.634)

I totally planned that, Cody. So tonight we are going to play true confessions, which if you have, um, watched the tonight show with Jimmy Fallon, he plays that game on the show. It's basically two truths and a lie, but with some swanky jazz music underneath of it, which you're obviously hearing right now through the power of editing.

Cody (25:30.861)

audible blink audible blink

Alex (25:49.878)

but it's also an interrogation.

William (25:52.77)

Yes, so the way this is going to work, each player is going to take a turn, and they have one truth and one lie sealed in a digital envelope in front of them. We will all collectively pick one or two, and at that point they will quote unquote open it and they will read their truth or read their lie, and it's up to the rest of us to figure out are they lying or are they telling the truth.

Alex (26:04.982)

ta taaa

Alex (26:20.774)

Ok guys, so pick one for truth or two for lie. What story do you want to hear?

Dallas (26:26.747)

Ha ha

William (26:28.132)

Okay, so I'll go first. Okay. Uh, one.

Alex (26:33.186)

Did anyone see the ghost just close Dallas' door? It was amazing. Yeah, I saw that.

Dallas (26:37.012)

Did you guys see that?

Cody (26:39.128)

It was a small Victorian child.

Alex (26:42.314)

in a nightgown and he was saying play with podcast with us Dallas come podcast with us.

Cody (26:43.8)

in an eyecown.

William (26:47.354)

Ha ha ha!

Cody (26:49.671)

If he like gets if he just like immediately just disappears right now, we know it's haunt. He's haunted his house is haunted

William (26:57.85)

I've always just kind of secretly hoped that there would be a

Alex (26:58.806)

Hi, welcome back to a doctor, a lawyer, and a pilot. The professor was abducted by a ghost.

William (27:06.847)

But we have a deadline, so we've gotta keep talking!

Cody (27:07.392)

An alien ghost. Ha ha ha.

Dallas (27:09.836)

Guys, the cops just showed up to my house.

Alex (27:10.271)

For this week's game we're playing, for this week's game we're playing with a Ouija board. Dallas if you can hear us.

Dallas (27:18.787)

Hehehe

Cody (27:18.856)

cough twice.

William (27:20.57)

Oh yeah Dallas, you were abducted by ghosts while you were gone. I don't know if you heard that part. Okay, so guys pick one or two. Yes, for me.

Dallas (27:23.862)

Oh yeah.

Alex (27:30.166)

For William, I want one.

Cody (27:35.013)

I want two.

Alex (27:37.61)

But we have to decide collectively.

Dallas (27:38.179)

Oh.

William (27:39.571)

What, I mean, I can't, you gotta get a collectively pick. Do you want one or two? Break the tie, Dallas.

Alex (27:42.53)

Alright Dallas, break the tie, we've got one or two.

Cody (27:43.592)

Three.

One, just...

Dallas (27:47.008)

See here... oh it's one. I rolled a dice. I really did roll a dice and it landed on one, so...

William (27:50.349)

One, okay.

Alex (27:50.974)

Roll for initiative.

William (27:55.354)

So, um, when, uh, so I went to the Dominican Republic, uh, whenever I was there, we were doing, uh, an outreach at a local school and, uh, the school didn't have any bathrooms. Um, so I had to go next door to a barbershop and, um,

Well, as I left, the patrons of the barbershop were calling Chico Kaka after me as I hurried out the door.

Alex (28:37.4)

We're allowed to start interrogating you now, correct? What town, what city in town were you in, in the Dominican?

William (28:39.342)

Sure. Yeah, you can ask me anything you want.

William (28:44.178)

Uh, so this was, I don't entirely remember the town that we were in because it was just outside of, uh, Bate Nueve, which is where we were staying. So that, that part I, I uh...

Cody (29:01.912)

And what does Chico Kaka mean?

William (29:05.558)

Uh, uh, poop. Uh, poop, poop boy. Poop boy.

Cody (29:06.888)

I get Chico.

Cody (29:11.065)

Oh yes, yes. Okay.

Dallas (29:11.072)

Bye.

Dallas (29:14.668)

Was anybody else with you?

William (29:14.81)

Chico's. No, they were all working the outreach and I had to go find a restroom. Medical, we were on medical.

Dallas (29:24.396)

What was the outreach?

Alex (29:24.522)

What outreach? Yeah, there you go.

Dallas (29:29.58)

I mean specifically that day.

Cody (29:30.081)

I remember when you went on this trip.

William (29:32.691)

giving medicines for things.

Alex (29:34.638)

giving medicines, okay?

Cody (29:36.02)

This is true, I remember this trip. Is when he's in medical school.

Alex (29:39.51)

Dude, spoiler, oh wait, he could be using a real trip to then tell a fake story.

Dallas (29:47.452)

Oh yeah, I mean, yeah, he's...

Cody (29:50.008)

Yeah. That's the kind of-

William (29:52.3)

Cough.

Dallas (29:53.068)

Why were you getting a haircut in...

Alex (29:55.574)

Did you just, why, yeah, what was the purpose of going to the barber shop?

William (29:59.238)

It was close. I said, Mom, to... Oh, did you get a haircut? I didn't get a haircut. I was just using the facilities. Mm-hmm.

Cody (30:00.72)

the nearest bathroom.

Dallas (30:02.495)

How much did it cost?

Cody (30:14.152)

Hmm.

Alex (30:14.294)

We would be terrible private investigators. We're like, yeah, I take this at face value. This makes sense.

Cody (30:18.588)

There's the-

Dallas (30:20.156)

Where did you go right after?

William (30:22.695)

Right Back to the back to work back to the outreach

Dallas (30:26.636)

Back to working in a different town or were you in the same spot?

Cody (30:26.763)

The worst score I got in LoL

William (30:30.43)

No, I went back to the school to keep to camp. I walked over to the barbershop. Uh, I don't know. Did Dominican Republic Elementary? I don't know. I don't remember.

Dallas (30:33.056)

Here's within walking distance.

Cody (30:36.604)

What was the school?

Alex (30:45.866)

Wow, racist.

Cody (30:46.332)

That's... That's just so...

William (30:50.066)

Her daughter goes to Owingsville Elementary. It's not obscene to name it. Location Elementary.

Alex (30:54.038)

They don't go to United States Elementary though.

Cody (30:56.336)

There's not United States of America Elementary. Like...

William (30:59.682)

I don't know. I made that I was in jest. I don't remember the name of the school.

Dallas (31:00.18)

You remember that.

Alex (31:04.802)

Hmm.

Dallas (31:05.1)

about how far away from where you were working was the barber shop.

William (31:09.378)

Bye bye.

William (31:13.673)

About 100 yards.

Alex (31:15.37)

Why didn't you just go back inside where you were?

Dallas (31:15.468)

better the arts.

Alex (31:19.906)

Why didn't you just go back inside if you're at the school? Working at the school, why didn't you go use the bathroom at the school?

William (31:24.794)

Ugh! They didn't have any.

Cody (31:28.936)

They didn't have any bathroom at the school. Was the bathroom under construction? Was the bathroom under-

Dallas (31:28.94)

Those kids don't use the bathroom while they're there.

William (31:31.402)

I don't have any, no.

Alex (31:32.194)

Guys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I believe that he in fact went somewhere. I believe like that he was in the Dominican and the fact that he knows Bate Nueve. Right, I fully believe that maybe some kid yelled at him, called him

William (31:36.919)

No, they just didn't have one.

Cody (31:46.756)

He was in the Dominican.

William (31:56.148)

No, they were grown adults.

Alex (32:00.846)

because you just blew up their bathroom.

Cody (32:04.716)

How many kids were in the school? Like how large was how large was this facility?

Alex (32:07.946)

My goodness, like that's gonna help.

William (32:08.474)

Uh, the schools, school wasn't, school wasn't in session. They were just using it as a location for medical outreach.

Cody (32:18.128)

How large was this facility? Like, is it like a room schoolhouse? Are we talking like Mason Court Elementary size?

William (32:25.006)

Nah, in between. I mean, it probably... I don't know, we were basically next to the sun, so...

Dallas (32:26.732)

What time did you go to the bathroom?

Cody (32:26.937)

In between.

Alex (32:33.43)

Where did you go to the bathroom the rest of the time that you were there? Like the rest of the day?

William (32:38.642)

I... I didn't. I got...

Cody (32:42.736)

Hey.

Alex (32:44.998)

Yeah, I'm gonna be the first to say it. I'm calling BS. Well, yeah, I mean, once you have a doctor decide that you're gonna lose like three feet of colon, even worse, you didn't even know what was causing the problems.

Cody (32:45.308)

I mean, to be fair, he has some very weird bowel movements.

William (32:54.37)

Oh, this was before that.

Cody (32:55.96)

It was.

William (32:57.611)

Yeah.

Dallas (33:00.128)

So tell me this story again.

Cody (33:00.519)

Yeah.

William (33:02.367)

We need to set a time limit or something on this.

Alex (33:04.03)

Yeah, I think we've gone five minutes on this.

Dallas (33:05.799)

Anita, how serious do we need to get with this? I'm heavily invested in designing.

William (33:08.02)

Hahaha

Alex (33:09.855)

Guys, I'm already willing to call BS. Haha. I'm calling caca on this.

Cody (33:11.492)

You see, this sounds like something that would happen to me. And therefore...

Dallas (33:13.836)

This is a lie.

William (33:16.421)

Ha ha

Dallas (33:17.504)

Liar liar, caca on fire.

Alex (33:19.382)

He has built out real parts from a true story. That is my.

Cody (33:19.79)

I think it's a lie.

Yeah.

William (33:24.99)

Well guys, this story was 100% true 100% True, uh, it's up there on the top five most embarrassing moments of my entire life to have a bunch of um, dominicans Screaming names at me in spanish as i'm leaving this barbershop the school indeed did not have any bathrooms um The kids

Alex (33:30.204)

No!

Dallas (33:30.86)

They're gonnets!

Cody (33:31.368)

Oh, okay.

Dallas (33:45.644)

Hehehehehehe

Dallas (33:54.112)

Had to go find something to poop in?

William (33:55.57)

Yeah, they did. We were there for about three hours. We had a medical clinic set up and it was 100% true.

Alex (33:56.534)

Wow, that is rough, dude.

Dallas (34:03.52)

Did you go poopy or did you go pee-pee?

William (34:05.898)

Um, they called me Chico Kaka, so... Um... Oh yes, the devastation that I, uh...

Alex (34:09.77)

I'll let you determine.

Dallas (34:11.429)

Okay, so they knew.

Cody (34:11.982)

It's the Pooh Boy.

Alex (34:15.498)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (34:15.752)

Okay. I didn't know if this was just a they were going to call you a name regardless or if you earned this name. Okay.

Cody (34:19.423)

Ah.

William (34:22.19)

No, I earned it 100%.

Cody (34:24.208)

I didn't know if, like, you had stuff on your pants, like...

Alex (34:26.622)

I mean honestly this is beautiful that it's like you left an indelible mark on those people's nostrils and they were like that's the little poop boy that's the little poop boy and you're like stop it that's the one thing I'm sensitive about.

Dallas (34:30.229)

Hahaha

William (34:34.478)

Did. I did. They probably still-

William (34:40.267)

Yeah. So.

So I think that gives me a point, because points matter, obviously here. Dallas, what about you? Your turn.

Cody (34:48.42)

You know, right?

Alex (34:49.742)

Oh yeah. Ooh, Dallas. Uh, do we want one or two for him? One or two. Two? Okay.

Dallas (34:51.18)

Okie dokie!

William (34:53.474)

Let's do two for Dallas. Yeah, let's do two.

Cody (34:55.112)

too.

Dallas (34:55.856)

Okay, so this is gonna be hard because I don't remember things that I've told everybody at this point. So

William (35:02.03)

Hehehehehehe

Alex (35:02.696)

If you've already told us the story, we'll just edit it.

Cody (35:03.26)

Here's the problem, he's had so many wild and outlandish stories in his life that I'm pretty sure he'll tell something completely benign and normal and that's the lie. I had Pop Tarts for breakfasts and you've never had Pop Tarts in your life.

Dallas (35:06.057)

Yeah.

Dallas (35:15.263)

Hehe

William (35:15.459)

Hahaha

William (35:22.215)

Hehe

Dallas (35:23.501)

After your pocket pop tart story, I was just like, I just don't see the appeal. I don't know.

William (35:27.214)

Ha ha ha!

Cody (35:27.576)

Look, Pop Tarts are great, Cargo Shorts are a great place to store Pop Tarts.

Alex (35:28.532)

All right.

William (35:32.127)

Okay, two, number two.

Alex (35:32.155)

Ssss... Two.

Dallas (35:33.228)

So number two, okay, now you, all right, so.

Alex (35:39.302)

I'm gonna- it's a lie. Look at him trying.

Dallas (35:41.896)

Chill out, chill out bro. One time at graduation, at the school that I work at now, I was talking to an elderly couple and I thought that they were parents or grandparents. Son of a gun. Dang it. All right, so that's what I thought. Let's find another one. I'm trying to think of something that's appropriate but also...

William (35:43.891)

Hehe

Alex (35:50.228)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (35:57.398)

Time out, you've already told this story. Sorry, buddy. George Clooney's parents. Ha.

Cody (35:57.66)

Because it's George Clooney's parents.

Alex (36:09.806)

Oh, no, hold on. Shall we?

Cody (36:10.316)

I mean, this is the first job that... This is the first job you've had where fecal matter isn't thrown at you.

Dallas (36:10.356)

Something I haven't told you guys.

William (36:10.81)

Hahaha

Dallas (36:14.464)

Come back to me and I'll mix them back up. Yeah, now I gotta mix them back up and come with another.

Alex (36:15.658)

Let's go back to Dallas. All right. William, that was beautiful. I want to keep it in the family now, because Cody had the advantage of knowing you went on this trip. It's now Cody's turn. We're putting him on the hot seat. Cody, do we want to give him one or two? Should we go two?

William (36:17.44)

Okay.

William (36:21.69)

Ha ha!

William (36:30.17)

Okay.

Cody (36:31.92)

All right, one or two.

William (36:37.212)

Uh, sure. We did one for me, let's do two for Cody.

Alex (36:39.042)

Two for Cody, two.

Cody (36:42.168)

I once shared an elevator with Bernie Sanders.

Alex (36:47.323)

Ooh, oh, see, because I know that you were a page or an intern in DC. What was the technical title? Because I already know that's true.

William (36:50.551)

in DC.

Cody (36:58.805)

I was a district intern for the office of Senator Rand Paul.

Alex (37:02.45)

See, I feel like this could be true. Um.

William (37:05.334)

I know that part is true. Um, what building were you in?

Cody (37:11.217)

I was in... I think it was the... I think Rand Paul's office was the Longworth building? It was right there in Capitol Hill. It was a Capitol!

Alex (37:17.938)

He could name any building right now and I'd be like, yeah, sure, I don't know what it's called.

Cody (37:21.324)

It was- it was the Capitol Hill. It was the Ca- it was- it was Capitol Hill and all of the adjoining buildings that go with it. Thing is-

William (37:21.807)

But...

William (37:29.85)

Hmm.

Alex (37:31.05)

It was the Admiral North West building, named after Admiral South and...

William (37:34.419)

Right.

William (37:38.07)

Were you leaving or going to your job?

Cody (37:41.573)

I was going to it, it was in the morning.

William (37:43.934)

It was in the morning. OK, you shared the elevator was, I am assuming that Bernie's office was also in the same building.

Alex (37:44.183)

Okay.

Cody (37:50.688)

Yeah, he's on the third floor. Of the same building.

William (37:52.919)

third for really when was

Alex (37:53.847)

Hmm.

Dallas (37:54.388)

What was the building?

Cody (37:57.248)

Um, I mean, I'm going to Google Rand Paul's because it's been eight years. It was, it was Rand Paul's office building. I think it was either Rayburn.

William (38:01.598)

Nope, no, no. Oh, really? You worked for Rand Paul. So the building was Rand Paul's office building. Okay. What floor was, what, what floor was Rand's office on?

Alex (38:02.142)

No, no, keep... what did you just say the name of the building was?

Alex (38:09.139)

Hahaha

Cody (38:12.06)

Well, that-

Alex (38:12.245)

What was the name?

Cody (38:16.092)

Second.

William (38:18.178)

Second. Hmm.

Cody (38:19.712)

So I got off the elevator before.

Alex (38:19.978)

And what was the name of the building again, Cody?

Dallas (38:23.175)

Hehe

William (38:24.546)

Hehe

Cody (38:24.803)

It was either Lone Worth or Rayburn, I cannot remember which one.

Alex (38:29.35)

Ooh, dang it, he actually said the same name again, which is...

Dallas (38:30.7)

Is there anybody else in the elevator with you?

Cody (38:33.938)

Do it.

William (38:34.87)

Was there anybody else in the elevator?

Dallas (38:35.372)

Is there anybody else?

Cody (38:37.18)

There was not.

William (38:38.907)

Oh, it's just you I'm burning. Did you talk?

Alex (38:39.19)

Just you and Bernie?

Cody (38:40.516)

It was just me and Bernie.

William (38:43.374)

Did you talk?

Cody (38:46.244)

Look, I was a first year intern and just completely overwhelmed by all the sights and smell. I thought of a thousand things to say, and I was too afraid to say anything.

William (38:56.215)

Really, how did he smell?

Cody (38:59.47)

Like an old man who eats Werther's. It smelled like Werther's.

Dallas (39:00.172)

Is he a brute or old Spiceman?

William (39:03.094)

Hmm

Alex (39:03.775)

Irish Springs.

William (39:06.946)

Hmm, really.

Dallas (39:13.972)

No picture with him. Didn't shake his hand. Didn't even say hi. I'm sorry, I forwarded nothing.

Cody (39:16.774)

Nope.

Alex (39:19.126)

Hmm.

Cody (39:21.412)

I worked for Rand Paul, I don't think I was legally allowed to say hi to Bernie Sanders.

Dallas (39:24.956)

hahahaha

William (39:27.296)

I think I know.

Alex (39:29.006)

I personally think that he again picked a scenario that is tangential to a true story. He was in the, you were in an elevator with like somebody else. It's not actually Bernie Sanders. You were probably in there with like a Mitt Romney or someone maybe before his time, but I don't think it was Bernie Sanders. I'm going to call BS on this one.

Dallas (39:48.864)

Ross Perot.

William (39:51.489)

If only.

William (39:54.996)

I'm...

Cody (39:56.725)

I... I will say one thing about Bernie Sanders, the man can run for his age. Like, he is.

Dallas (40:01.952)

Did you chase him?

William (40:03.062)

Was he running laps in the elevator? How do you... Oh, hahahaha! Uh, uh...

Alex (40:04.866)

No, for Senate actually.

Dallas (40:06.856)

Oh yeah. Ayo!

Cody (40:08.595)

He... he was like power walking on the elevator. Like, it was intense for a man that... No, he's power- when he came to the elevator, he was power walking. Yes, on two. Yes.

Alex (40:13.439)

Power walking on the elevator? Interesting, do you mean escalator?

William (40:13.442)

Oh.

Hmm.

Dallas (40:18.212)

Onto the elevator. I'm gonna say he's telling the truth

William (40:19.826)

Ah, gotcha. I'm calling BS.

Alex (40:24.854)

Yeah, I'm gonna go BS too. Ha ha.

Dallas (40:26.092)

I believe in you, Cody.

Cody (40:28.996)

It was actually Marco Rubio, but... Hahahaha!

William (40:31.102)

Ha! I knew it! I knew it!

Alex (40:31.51)

YESS

Dallas (40:31.984)

And I never believed anything he said again.

Alex (40:35.522)

Hahaha

William (40:36.57)

Uhhh...

Cody (40:37.329)

But the power walking thing is completely true. Because, about Bernie in general, because I saw Bernie Sanders, I got to sit in the gallery and watch the Senate in action, and the man like ran from one side of the floor to the other. It was intense.

Alex (40:41.322)

Wait, about Bernie in general or?

William (40:56.13)

Ha ha

Alex (40:56.958)

Excuse me, I have something important to talk about, then I have to go to this barber over here so I can take a poop.

Dallas (41:02.956)

Heh. Heh, heh, heh.

Cody (41:04.529)

Ha ha

William (41:04.774)

Yes!

Alex (41:05.334)

Bernie you know there are working restrooms in the building. Yes I know but that barber is taking good care of me.

William (41:13.818)

Chris.

Dallas (41:14.804)

Everybody knows you don't do number twos in the same place that you work.

Alex (41:16.874)

You have to spread the wealth. Not all bathrooms deserve to be pooped in. That one.

William (41:17.998)

Hehe

Dallas (41:22.514)

Uh...

Cody (41:23.836)

I also found myself.

William (41:25.106)

You know you're working with quality people when you're hired on someplace, they're like, this is the one we all poop in. Okay, gotcha, gotcha. What about you, Alex?

Alex (41:32.682)

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cody (41:34.188)

I also was in a... I was first, I was also in a crosswalk with Clarence Thomas, but that's another story for another day.

Alex (41:41.698)

Did he ask you for a donation? You gotta be really careful about that one.

Cody (41:45.096)

Oooooooooh!

Dallas (41:45.932)

Mmm.

William (41:46.159)

I immediately pictured you kind of taking on a James Corden type role in The Crosswalk and you and Clarence Thomas break out into some sort of melancholy song.

Alex (41:53.314)

Hahaha. Cinderella.

Cody (41:56.357)

E-

It was more of like a, I was walking and I just found myself with an entourage worth of people and then I turned my head and it was Clarence Thomas. And like, I immediately fell back and went, oh my- AHH! IT'S- IT'S CLARENCE THOMAS!

Alex (42:16.262)

I would probably walk right by that crosswalk and you'd be freaking out and be like, what, did you like step in some caca? You know?

Dallas (42:26.366)

Dave Thomas? Where? Oh, wrong one.

Alex (42:29.126)

Dave Thomas of Matchbox 20? Is Santana nearby? They wrote a great banger.

Dallas (42:35.392)

Hehehehehehe

Cody (42:36.646)

No!

William (42:38.526)

Okay, Alex, your turn.

Cody (42:39.556)

Go on, Alex.

Alex (42:39.568)

It's to me. All right. Well, one or two.

Dallas (42:41.324)

Let's do this.

William (42:43.862)

I'm feeling... One.

Alex (42:46.838)

You're feeling one? Okay.

Alex (42:51.323)

I... Again, if...

Alex (42:57.342)

Okay. I did karaoke with Billy Joe Armstrong.

Cody (43:06.256)

Who first who is Billy Joe Armstrong?

William (43:06.846)

Okay, first question. Who is...

Alex (43:09.237)

I was that's where I was very concerned

Dallas (43:11.873)

I think you meant to say Neil Armstrong, is what you meant to say, my bad.

William (43:13.748)

Hahaha!

Alex (43:13.91)

Yes, exactly. No, he is the... He's the lead singer for Green Day.

Cody (43:14.514)

Hahahaha!

Cody (43:23.356)

Oh, okay.

William (43:24.651)

Uh, l- uh, or, or Lance Armstrong. He, he was auto-tuned the entire time. No. Green day? Green day. Like wake me up when September ends green day.

Alex (43:27.102)

No, no, that's the man. That's the biker. Yeah. Nope.

Dallas (43:27.957)

or stretch Armstrong.

Alex (43:35.138)

Green Day, yeah.

Cody (43:37.296)

American idiot.

Alex (43:39.655)

Yes, exactly!

Cody (43:40.58)

Yeah, 2000s band.

Dallas (43:42.216)

elaborate yes

Alex (43:43.454)

Elaborate? Okay. I was in an Irish bar in New York City and I was there, this was back in about 2015. Oh, excuse me. Fine, I'll just sit back and let you all keep asking.

William (43:44.258)

Where were you?

William (43:55.455)

Excuse me, we asked the questions here.

Dallas (43:58.54)

OBJECT! Overruled.

Cody (44:00.936)

Who was... who was with you on this?

Alex (44:05.506)

This is where it gets a little awkward. It was a trip with my ex.

William (44:11.555)

Hmm.

Cody (44:11.868)

Well I'm still, I think I'm still Facebook friends with Angelica, so... Hahahaha!

Dallas (44:14.208)

Wait checks. Phone a friend. Phone an ex friend.

Alex (44:18.219)

You gonna call her? Okay, that'd be really weird. No, we went to New York to visit her uncle.

William (44:19.534)

Hehe

Dallas (44:21.676)

Hahaha!

William (44:25.966)

Mmm, the old classic uncle in New York bit

Cody (44:26.649)

Mmm.

Dallas (44:26.764)

What's her uncle's name?

Alex (44:28.417)

Adam.

Dallas (44:30.482)

Adam?

Alex (44:31.174)

Adam, yes. Interestingly, he is also the man who got me a job with the Kentucky Derby.

William (44:38.21)

What song did you sing together?

Alex (44:41.246)

So this is where it's really fun. I did not want to do karaoke at all. I hate karaoke. And it was the fact that we were in a bar. We were not supposed to be there at the time. I was 21 in a couple months. So we were there because this was Adam's favorite bar. And so he's drunk, out of his mind.

and he is pressuring me and Angelica to get up on stage. I did not want to. So she sang one of the Disney princess songs because she was pretty good at doing that. I get up and start singing American Idiot because I was like, I feel like an idiot. And all of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, I see a man walk up and in his

black dyed hair and skinny jeans, Uplux, Billy Joe Armstrong, and he started singing with me. That is, yeah, that is how it happened.

Cody (45:53.644)

Isn't it quite literally the plot of the beginning of High School Musical? Where they come up and magically do karaoke?

Alex (45:57.475)

No. No, that was at

William (46:00.353)

I'm pretty sure I've seen this reel before where somebody is singing and an artist is like, that's my song

Alex (46:04.842)

He does this.

Uh...

Cody (46:08.38)

This feels like Instagram Reely, and I know you love your Reels. Are you confusing real life with Instagram Reels? Because...

William (46:11.489)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (46:14.395)

No, I am not.

William (46:16.118)

Are you confusing a reality with that? No, it wasn't. I.

Alex (46:19.702)

That was good. That was very good.

Dallas (46:20.684)

Oooh. Was this in September?

Cody (46:20.89)

that was good

Alex (46:24.618)

It was not. In fact, he hates that song. For the record.

Dallas (46:26.242)

So he wasn't asleep.

Cody (46:31.676)

Did you talk afterwards?

Dallas (46:31.756)

I'm calling crap on this one.

Alex (46:32.926)

You can... did we talk afterwards? Uh, he dapped me up and that was about it. Like the clapping, where you like clap a hand and then you're like bringing it in for like a bro hug and then he walked out and that was it.

Cody (46:36.123)

Yeah.

William (46:39.299)

He what?

Dallas (46:40.428)

That's gross.

William (46:42.337)

Oh.

Dallas (46:49.964)

calling bull crap on this. This smells like a poopy boy.

William (46:51.316)

Yeah, no.

Alex (46:52.394)

Really?

Cody (46:56.476)

I'm going to have to say this is true. Or it's an artist. It's another artist. Like we all played the, uh, like it's tangentially related. Yeah.

William (47:05.122)

partial truth change one detail thing.

Alex (47:08.754)

Any more questions before you make your final decision?

William (47:11.038)

No, you lie.

Dallas (47:12.842)

No.

Cody (47:14.116)

I think it's a truth.

Alex (47:16.002)

Cody, I love you very much, and that is why I am proud to tell you all, this is in fact, 100% a lie. Well, I-

Dallas (47:16.108)

I don't know if they're gonna advise.

William (47:27.11)

I knew it. 100% I knew it.

Cody (47:27.544)

Mmm, yeah, you know, you know.

Dallas (47:28.439)

I knew it. Your wife just went to do karaoke and that's where your brain went. It's karaoke. Ha ha ha.

Alex (47:34.762)

Yep, exactly, exactly. I was like crap, I can't tell my truth? So now I'm just gonna have to hold onto my truth for the next one. That's good, that's also good. Well now, exactly, that's what's so irritating. Now I was like dang it, my truth is even stranger than the fiction, so.

William (47:35.644)

Hahahaha!

Dallas (47:44.137)

Uh...

William (47:44.989)

Listen, this is a safe space, okay?

Dallas (47:48.62)

You don't have to lie to us. Except you do because that's the name of the game. Ha ha ha.

William (47:49.786)

..

William (47:59.291)

Alright Dallas.

Dallas (48:00.973)

Alright, let's do this.

Alex (48:02.598)

One time I ate a cicada, I told that story. All right.

Dallas (48:05.056)

Son of a gun!

William (48:07.807)

Do we want to keep the trend like one, two, one, two, two? Number two. Just like my cock.

Alex (48:10.762)

Yeah, he's gotta tell number... number two.

Dallas (48:12.096)

Roll for it. Number two, all right.

Alex (48:17.762)

Oh.

Cody (48:19.024)

Many of our truths are dependent.

Dallas (48:19.268)

I was waiting for somebody to make a number two joke.

Alex (48:21.652)

again.

Cody (48:22.904)

Many of our truths are dependent on our own point of view, so it could have been a lie, but in reality it's the truth. So who knows?

Dallas (48:23.617)

So.

Dallas (48:29.416)

All wars based on Percept.

William (48:30.351)

Let's not get into how we perceive reality here.

Dallas (48:35.016)

Okay, are you ready? So one time, one time I was going to a training, and there's a stretch of road between here and said training that is longer than I had anticipated, and I drank too many of the liquids, and I had to go pee-pee. And much like Williams, I had to go pee-pee.

William (48:35.979)

Now I'm ready.

Alex (48:53.77)

What is going on with our... our bowels?

Dallas (48:58.256)

I know, much like Williams' story, there was nowhere for me to go that was appropriate, so I pulled over on the side of the road to go pee-pee in a bottle, because I couldn't hold it, no moss. And the training I was going to was a law enforcement training with like 200 plus police officers. So while I was going pee-pee in this bottle, I was passed.

William (49:10.776)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (49:28.948)

by just a column of cruisers, one after the other, on the side of the road. And they all apparently knew what I was doing because when I got to the training, everybody wanted to see the bottle, they wanted to talk to me about watching me go pee-pee on the side of the road, and it was just a whole thing, the rest of the training.

Alex (49:53.77)

Already, I wanna call BS on this.

William (49:53.821)

Were you still on the driver's side with the door open?

Cody (49:58.744)

You didn't like go into a... You didn't like go into a bush?

Alex (50:01.132)

Nah.

Dallas (50:01.303)

I peed in my car in a bottle, but apparently, no.

Alex (50:03.882)

now.

Cody (50:05.945)

Uh, no.

William (50:07.407)

This feels like Jennifer at the parties. I poop at the parties, but I close the door so people don't see and smell things.

Dallas (50:12.352)

Hahaha It was on like a like a parkway like a like a major road It's not like I was on a dirt road And so I couldn't get out because that's illegal So I peed in a bottle

Alex (50:17.567)

Yeah.

William (50:24.005)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (50:24.386)

Sure. What road were you on?

William (50:27.222)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (50:28.736)

The what's it called? The bluegrass parkway. The bluegrass. Yeah.

Cody (50:28.901)

Didn't know that was illegal.

Alex (50:36.054)

So you mean to tell me that you're sitting in your car and where the door already comes up, the window already meets the door frame at a height that's higher than your waist and fellow cars drive by and they can allegedly see over your window into your car to watch you urinate.

Cody (50:36.304)

Where was this training?

Dallas (50:46.7)

Uh-huh.

Cody (50:49.637)

Ugh.

Dallas (50:57.556)

Have you ever peed into a bottle without trying to get pee on yourself in a car?

Alex (51:02.778)

But then they all remember the car that was driven and the man in the car. Now, I'm going to call BS on this one.

Cody (51:11.396)

I will say, there-

William (51:11.618)

Sorry Dallas, I know your autobiography is on a must buy when you finally write it.

Alex (51:17.268)

Yes, but-

William (51:18.987)

But...

Cody (51:20.649)

I will say there is one piece of... Where was this training, Dallas?

Alex (51:20.658)

If and when this story is in there, I will be shocked.

Dallas (51:27.2)

This training was in Western Kentucky.

Cody (51:31.836)

Oh, just the ambiguous Western Kentucky. Now, I will-

William (51:32.854)

West Western Kentucky. Go west and go a little further.

Dallas (51:34.976)

The Western.

Alex (51:35.466)

Past Owensboro or where in?

Cody (51:37.9)

I will give him this. Yeah, cause that's, and he's clicking now and I think he's looking up city names in Western Kentucky right now.

Dallas (51:38.233)

Elizabeth Town.

Dallas (51:45.177)

Oh no, that's dice.

William (51:47.298)

Heh. Heh heh.

Cody (51:47.612)

Oh. I will say though, I have had...

Dallas (51:50.207)

It's a bunch of skittles in my pocket.

Alex (51:51.67)

Hahaha

William (51:53.063)

I'm rolling for perception here.

Cody (51:53.332)

I- I did once have a devastating, like, moment where I really had to pee on the Bluegrass Parkway, so that is believable. There's very few-

William (52:06.009)

I didn't mean this to be completely about our bowels, but...

Alex (52:09.71)

One time I peed in a urinal, next to Billy Joe Armstrong.

Dallas (52:10.561)

Uh... Listen!

William (52:15.354)

Dallas, I'm sorry. You're a liar.

Cody (52:19.276)

Little too much detail.

Dallas (52:19.383)

You think I'm a liar?

William (52:21.794)

I think you are lying through your teeth there, sir.

Dallas (52:24.436)

All right, so.

Cody (52:25.8)

I think you are lying, but it would not surprise me in the slightest if you were telling the truth.

Alex (52:26.29)

Lying through your zipper is more like it.

William (52:28.489)

Eww.

Dallas (52:28.576)

Going through my zipper. Unfortunately for all three of you, that is 100% true. 100% true, yes. I had already been to it. This was a three day training. This was day two. So like, I was the only non-police officer there. So I was the only non-cruiser in the parking lot on day one. So they knew who I was and why I was in that. Like, it was, I was here.

Alex (52:36.01)

No! How did they, but how did they see?

William (52:36.353)

UNNN

William (52:50.39)

Oh, so the...

Dallas (52:56.336)

The exit was like two miles down and then the The place where we have the training is like half a mile from there. So i'm not that far away So we're like they passed me and are immediately at the training And uh the car I was in was smaller and in order to orient yourself You gotta it looks a very specific way And they slowed down Yeah

Alex (53:05.922)

Ha.

William (53:15.93)

He... Man, that was...

Alex (53:18.11)

And then they called him Chico Pee the whole day.

William (53:22.049)

Chico B.B. Jalis that was

Dallas (53:25.1)

There was two more days of that training, so I got it the whole time.

William (53:28.39)

That was masterful in the omission of details.

Alex (53:32.758)

And you know what? The next thing we know, he's gonna tell us that he met George Clooney's parents and insulted them or something. Yeah, right.

Dallas (53:33.76)

Ha ha ha!

William (53:37.579)

Hahaha

Dallas (53:39.412)

Listen, that was the only story that didn't involve fecal matter in some fashion that I have.

Alex (53:45.905)

Well, I for one found this enthralling. It was beautiful.

William (53:48.898)

This was very fun. I'm... Oh, oh. That was pretty good. Well, we're gonna cut to a break. Potty break if you need it. I don't know if this has triggered any brain stem level function. Aye, aye, aye. Okay, all right. Well, we'll cut to a break. We will cut to a break when we be back.

Dallas (53:52.46)

This is a learning experience. Oh, haha.

Cody (53:52.749)

It was very moving.

Alex (53:56.567)

Eww.

Alex (54:05.835)

Oh.

Alex (54:11.498)

This is getting real Freudian, if you know what I mean.

William (54:17.602)

We'll have a listener table topic. So we'll see you on the other side of the break. Bye.

Cody (54:22.78)

Do do do.

Dallas (54:22.86)

Bye!

William (54:24.394)

Okay, all right, I have the table topic.

Alex (54:26.942)

Is it fans submitted? Or is it, what? Who are these people?

William (54:29.47)

Yes, fans submitted, listeners submitted. I've just been texting people that I know listen. Be like, hey, we're gonna do table topics. Do you wanna have one of your table topics on the show? Okay, so.

Alex (54:34.319)

Oh. Yes!

Cody (54:39.864)

and Zack Hacker brought 75.

William (54:42.454)

He had another really good one, but I need to like cycle through a couple of these before we circle back to Zach.

Dallas (54:43.046)

Hehehe

Alex (54:44.098)

Did he?

Can we give him some like fake names that way we can keep using the good ones? So this one's from Schmack Schmacker.

William (54:51.226)

That's why we keep using them.

Dallas (54:51.369)

Yeah.

Dallas (54:56.68)

Ha ha

Cody (54:57.561)

Uh, pause for a second, I'm gonna go fill up my water. I'm behind on my water today, William.

Alex (54:57.955)

weird.

William (55:00.626)

Okay.

Alex (55:02.163)

The inverse of Dallas.

Dallas (55:02.437)

with urine. I got a water bottle you can.

Dallas (55:12.94)

I also peed on myself a little bit so it was obvious that I had peed.

Alex (55:16.062)

No, Dallas. This is still recording, Dallas. Careful. Don't incriminate yourself. I do have a similar story where, I mean, it did not end like that, but I was driving from Lynchburg to Raleigh and I had just gotten off work. I mean, it's the middle of the night. Like, I worked from like four till close, right, at a restaurant, and I was coming to see Ali for the weekend.

William (55:17.23)

Dallas.

Dallas (55:18.764)

It's just a little. Oh my god. Hahaha. I mean. Dang it.

William (55:21.37)

Hahaha!

Alex (55:44.574)

And I get halfway from Virginia to North Carolina. There is a stretch of road that is just 20 miles. No exits, no gas stations, nada. And I'm dying. And I finally find this driveway to pull off in. It's the, it's like three in the morning, two in the morning.

I get out of the car. I'm looking over each shoulder hunched down And I just had to I peed in the grass next to this poor person's mailbox in the middle of nowhere I felt or I felt horrible But not so horrible that I didn't do it

Dallas (56:27.048)

One time I had to take a rehab client to Evansville, Indiana for a medical thing and we went to a Mexican restaurant and I had to go poop and I went to poop and my belt broke. And so I was like, I can't just walk out with a belt, broken belt, because then it looks like I just destroyed the bathroom. So I just threw it away. I was like, this lives here now. And then I came back out and they're like, where's your belt? I was like, stop asking questions, we're leaving.

Alex (56:33.897)

Yeah.

Alex (56:42.65)

out

William (56:50.977)

Hehehehe

hahahahahahah

Alex (56:54.698)

You know how you're not allowed to have shoelaces? Well, I'm not allowed to have a belt. Dick.

William (56:57.798)

Hahaha!

Cody (57:00.068)

This was my second week of college and I was driving home and because of

William (57:05.41)

Let's not pop out all the stories. We might play this game again. That was really fun. But you can go ahead if you want.

Alex (57:07.839)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cody (57:12.388)

Well, I was thinking, yeah, for telling all of our like unfortunate bowel movement stories.

William (57:15.534)

Is this more bowel jokes?

Alex (57:18.294)

We were just waiting on you to get back. We got our table topic. You took your story talent. Yeah.

Cody (57:23.3)

Well...

William (57:23.486)

Are you ready? But let's do the table topic, go to the outro so that we at least have that done and I'll stop the recording. Okay, we're back. We're gonna round out tonight with another listener submitted table topic. This one comes from, I know, this one. So this one comes from one Mr. Adam Jones. I think three of the people on here. So this one, this one's actually, this one's a little.

Alex (57:37.014)

We have this many, we have three listeners? I'm just kidding.

Cody (57:46.2)

Oooo

William (57:51.994)

deep and kind of dark and given that there's a criminology professor on this actual podcast, I had to do it. So he asks if you could get rid of one crime forever, but to do so you have to commit that crime.

Cody (58:13.884)

get rid of one.

William (58:14.206)

What would you choose?

Dallas (58:16.168)

Murder. I'm just kidding.

Alex (58:16.938)

I kill baby Hitler and then prevent all murder forever.

William (58:22.37)

So you go in, you steal a piece of gum, all shoplifting's gone. But.

Alex (58:28.563)

Shoplifting?

Dallas (58:28.796)

All shoplifting, not just all shoplifting of gum.

Cody (58:29.268)

Interesting... interesting...

Alex (58:32.726)

How else am I supposed to afford my trips to Target? Come on. I do not.

William (58:32.856)

I-I-

Hahaha

Cody (58:37.488)

I feel like- I feel like murder is the obvious one. I'm- Can I put a pin in- Yeah.

Dallas (58:37.775)

hahahaha

William (58:41.946)

Is it? Who are you going to murder?

Alex (58:43.154)

Absolutely it is. Someone who deserves it.

Cody (58:47.445)

I mean, I think v-

William (58:47.609)

But.

Dallas (58:47.84)

So the person that I have, I mean, I would murder, let's.

William (58:51.875)

Ah, woo, ah!

Alex (58:54.07)

The FBI? Oh no.

Cody (58:54.072)

I mean, I think there's a case to be made about Vladimir Putin for sure.

Dallas (58:56.192)

Hahaha

Cody (59:06.532)

I feel like murder is the obvious one and it's the murder is like the

Alex (59:09.607)

Do we have to pick who we commit the crime against?

William (59:13.354)

No, you just have to live with yourself for the rest of your life. So that's... Ha ha ha.

Alex (59:16.09)

Oh yeah, murder. Yeah, done. Done deal.

Dallas (59:18.684)

Jeez, you bunch of sociopaths!

Cody (59:20.584)

Ha ha!

Alex (59:20.69)

No, not a sociopath, that's psychopath, thank you very much. No, what, excuse me, time out. Murder is one of the worst things that anyone, it is a pure violation of humanity against another human, right? Yes, it's like, absolutely. Yes, it is the infinite trolley problem. He already offered.

Dallas (59:25.036)

That's the same thing.

Dallas (59:36.356)

Is this the like, is this trolley problem? Like are you going to shove somebody in front of this to?

Cody (59:44.608)

Yeah, I'm going to shove Bruno Mars in front of a train. And then...

William (59:48.68)

Easy.

Dallas (59:48.997)

Well...

Alex (59:50.334)

He already offered to jump.

Cody (59:52.36)

He already offered!

Dallas (59:52.544)

Ha ha ha.

Alex (59:54.942)

I'm sorry, I mean, at the end of the day, like our favorite anti-heroes, our troops go and murder people every day. We drop bot, yeah, please.

Cody (01:00:06.504)

Well then you have to decide whether or not killing in combat is classified as murder. Because we could parse this out to the various degrees of murder. To the-

Dallas (01:00:16.236)

Right, you have to kill an innocent person because you're trying to prevent the murder of innocent. Well, murder is you're killing an innocent person.

Alex (01:00:21.524)

It didn't say innocent. No, murder is just killing someone outside of the law's jurisdiction. Thank you very much, because we have capital punishment.

Cody (01:00:24.544)

You're saying that killing... Ooh.

Dallas (01:00:29.568)

Now that's how.

Cody (01:00:29.668)

You're saying... Yeah, you're saying that killing in general would be the problem, but if it's killing in self-defense, that wouldn't do that.

Alex (01:00:35.542)

So, hold on, here's where we're gonna... Right, so, what if there's just a really, really terrible human? You know, they're a... they did the thing to another person... Uh, they killed somebody, or they violated another human's bodily autonomy. I don't wanna trigger. Yeah! If I found... What?

Cody (01:00:52.536)

I mean, we were all pretty happy when Osama bin Laden died. Like...

Dallas (01:00:57.92)

He... He was a war criminal though. Like he was... You know, we were at-

William (01:00:58.058)

I... I still...

Alex (01:01:01.646)

And if I killed him, if I killed him, that's not the law doing it, that makes me a vigilante. That's still murder in the law's eyes.

William (01:01:08.094)

It's di- was- was I... The celebration in the street... Still gave me pause.

Alex (01:01:16.689)

Oh, for sure.

Cody (01:01:17.468)

To a degree, yeah. Like.

William (01:01:19.722)

It's just like I.

Alex (01:01:22.474)

Let's not bring real world historical characters into it for the time being. We're starting from here on out. No, not innocent. Not innocent. You're adding a new stipulation.

Dallas (01:01:26.484)

You have to kill a real innocent... You just have to kill an innocent person. Yes, in order for it to be legal murder.

Cody (01:01:27.216)

Eh.

Cody (01:01:33.884)

Hmm. Yeah, if we're gonna go full legal murder in all the various degrees and definition, it needs to be an innocent person. I agree with Dallas.

William (01:01:42.058)

And this cannot be, this cannot be like Snape and Dumbledore. Like your soul remains intact because I asked you to kill me. We planned this. I don't think this can be like a somebody in hospice. You go and talk to him. Like, listen, you got one toe in the grave anyway. If you let me do this, if you, if you let me do this, then all murder goes away. They're like, yeah, sure. Okay. That I don't, I don't think that counts. So

Dallas (01:01:42.197)

You have to kill it.

Cody (01:01:43.908)

So I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.

Alex (01:01:46.77)

is killing someone bad still murder.

Cody (01:01:58.632)

It's assisted suicide. It's legal in many jurisdictions.

Dallas (01:02:11.444)

You just kill a innocent person.

William (01:02:11.78)

I-I-

Cody (01:02:15.076)

I'm going to say... I'm going to say fraud.

William (01:02:15.183)

Hmm.

William (01:02:20.598)

Ooh, okay.

Cody (01:02:22.364)

I'm going to say fraud to raise the level of truthfulness in our society.

William (01:02:28.001)

I like that.

Cody (01:02:29.88)

I'm gonna say I will commit fraud in order to li- in order to raise the level of truthfulness in our society which is gonna bring a lot of people in power in jail or at least prevent them from- prevent them from lying or committing fraud

William (01:02:46.979)

Hmm.

Cody (01:02:50.488)

I couldn't do the murder. Now Vladimir Putin would have been one thing, but if it's an innocent person, I couldn't do it.

Alex (01:02:56.718)

We're talking about fraud? I mean, come on. That's just lying with another level. Like, we could stop people from killing each other. We could stop bad people from, I mean, that's the worst thing that you could do to someone outside of other stuff that's not good podcasting topics.

Cody (01:03:17.744)

But at the same time, like, at the same time we go into criminal trials, it wouldn't be able to perjure. Ooh, I'd commit perjury. And that would solve a lot of our criminal justice issues, because they would be required to tell the truth.

Alex (01:03:32.11)

I think that's just the plot of Liar with Jim Carrey. Hey, what if we never had to have another law, like what if we never ever had to have another, like, law, legal proceeding because no one killed anyone ever again?

William (01:03:34.542)

Hahaha, yeah!

Cody (01:03:36.67)

I- it's- perjury.

Cody (01:03:47.546)

If you want to do the most good... If you want to do the most good perjury. Because then they would confess their crimes on the stand.

Alex (01:03:53.472)

No!

Yeah, but they still committed the crime. You could stop the crime at the source. In what world is that better than stopping the crime before it ever happens?

Cody (01:03:59.196)

but they would con-

Cody (01:04:07.216)

Still justice is done without an innocent person having to die Without me having to commit an innocent problem

Alex (01:04:12.09)

Yeah, I'm gonna take the trolley problem. You... So, just so you know, that just means that you've got blood of millions, infinite people on your hands. Just so you're aware. I'll take the blood of one person on my hands for the sake of saving billions of people.

Cody (01:04:21.916)

But at the s- But at the same time.

Cody (01:04:31.36)

at the same but at the same time it's at what level are we I think it's almost a level of playing God it's a level it's yeah that's true that's true that's true that's true I'm going to say

Alex (01:04:40.606)

Well, yeah, that's the point of the question. OK, so hold on. The global rate of homicide, there were almost 500,000 homicides last year and every year before. And so,

William (01:04:43.636)

It's kind of the point of the question.

Dallas (01:04:43.897)

Good!

Dallas (01:04:59.164)

in the whole wide world, right?

Alex (01:05:00.586)

worldwide. So if I killed one singular person and I'm picking a bad person because that's still murder by legal definition, sorry to tell you that, you you've added a different stipulation. I'm killing one bad person and then I'm saving 500,000 people every year in perpetuity? Nah, get out of here with perjury. You can keep the liars. I'm never gonna have anyone kill anybody else ever again.

Cody (01:05:10.609)

Mmm. Yeah, that's true.

I'm going to go ahead and turn it off.

Alex (01:05:29.354)

This is a great table topic, Adam. You're the best!

William (01:05:30.814)

Well, Adam, I don't know what you expected from that table topic, but I hope it ex-

Cody (01:05:31.556)

Really is.

Dallas (01:05:34.177)

Hmmm

Alex (01:05:34.878)

William hasn't even said, what crime are you stopping by committing?

William (01:05:39.406)

Well, it's not murdered.

Alex (01:05:41.058)

Oh, I took the Hippocratic oath. Do no harm.

William (01:05:47.077)

I also, we don't have to go into it, I also don't think the death penalty should be a thing.

Alex (01:05:51.646)

I didn't say that I agreed with the death penalty either.

William (01:05:54.69)

Well, I mean, you're murdering a bad person.

Alex (01:05:57.106)

Yeah, I didn't say that I would love doing that action, but the end result, forever? Forever? Dude, if you could save 500,000 lives in one year, for one murder, if it was just for the next year I stopped 500,000 murders, heck yeah!

William (01:06:03.724)

Mmm.

Cody (01:06:07.929)

Mmm.

William (01:06:19.866)

Hmm. I don't know. Tony!

Dallas (01:06:21.196)

That's five, that's 500,000 daughters, sons, dads, mothers that are still.

Alex (01:06:28.118)

I mean, it's not like you can say, I want to get a disease to prevent disease. We're talking about crimes to prevent crimes. Like.

Cody (01:06:36.904)

stealing a canoe, which is what we've done before.

Alex (01:06:38.915)

Ugh, that affects... that affects...

William (01:06:39.785)

Well, I've already done that. Nobody's ever stolen a canoe ever again.

Cody (01:06:43.152)

Hahaha!

Dallas (01:06:43.564)

Ha ha ha.

Alex (01:06:44.674)

That affects dozens of people. Decadely. It's just...

Dallas (01:06:47.296)

Heh.

Cody (01:06:47.436)

every year.

William (01:06:51.786)

Hehe

Alex (01:06:55.125)

Ugh. You know what? The good outweighs the bad in that one. By the way, I've got a canoe if anybody needs one.

Dallas (01:07:01.992)

Bwah

Cody (01:07:03.601)

I'm not gonna relive my eight-year-old crime days.

William (01:07:09.16)

I will do... fraud.

Alex (01:07:13.102)

What? Don't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling!

William (01:07:15.246)

Cody, you do perjury, I'll take fraud.

Cody (01:07:19.4)

Okay.

William (01:07:20.098)

Dallas, what about you?

Cody (01:07:22.164)

make my job so much easier.

Alex (01:07:23.572)

Say it. Say it.

Dallas (01:07:25.797)

The murder one is tempting, but for the sake of podcasting, I would either do or sell drugs. So that way, that's not a thing anymore.

Cody (01:07:32.356)

But for the sake of literature...

Alex (01:07:32.674)

Ha ha ha!

William (01:07:33.863)

Yes!

Cody (01:07:39.707)

Oooo

Alex (01:07:41.162)

You know what? That's... Do drugs.

Cody (01:07:42.876)

That's...

William (01:07:44.334)

That saves lives too.

Cody (01:07:46.14)

That does too.

Dallas (01:07:48.096)

Yeah, because if I did drugs, then you wouldn't need drug dealers in the first place.

Cody (01:07:50.5)

I didn't even think of that. I only initially thought of murder because my wife is obsessed with Agatha Christie right now.

Alex (01:07:53.646)

Let's see here.

Dallas (01:07:58.496)

Ha ha

William (01:07:58.959)

I think Kristen is in there playing a Air-Q Pro-O Nintendo Switch game as we speak.

Alex (01:08:04.97)

Yeah, that was beautiful.

Cody (01:08:07.52)

I think, honestly, society would be a lot better if like, all four of us, it all clicked at the same time.

Alex (01:08:13.334)

You know what? Dallas? Yeah, let's do it all at once. No, you saved the second most. It's 106,000 drug overdose deaths in 2021.

Dallas (01:08:16.748)

Did I save the most people?

William (01:08:18.21)

We're the Criminal Avengers!

Dallas (01:08:28.841)

every year, worldwide.

Alex (01:08:31.986)

Uh, that may just be the United States. This is from the NIH.

Cody (01:08:38.284)

Look, I mean, we basically just wiped out 85% of the docket on the court system.

Dallas (01:08:43.648)

Let's see. World Health Organization says worldwide about 600,000 deaths were attributed to drug use in 2019. Boom!

Alex (01:08:44.779)

That's the US. I can't find worldwide.

Alex (01:08:51.27)

Ho-ho! So, you know what? You take the drugs. I'll kill one random person. Dang it, Dallas had a great time! Dallas gets a twofer. He solves, saves 600,000 lives. And gets to do drugs? This isn't fair. I want to do drugs! Why do I have to kill somebody?

Dallas (01:08:57.588)

Listen bro, I've already had fentanyl once.

William (01:08:59.49)

Hahaha

William (01:09:08.406)

Oh, jeez. Well, Adam, you just assembled a dystopian, darkest timeline Avengers, so I don't know if that. Exactly. So I don't.

Alex (01:09:18.413)

To create the brightest timeline, mind you.

Cody (01:09:21.544)

That- we just eliminated 85% of the criminal docket. Hehehehe

Alex (01:09:23.638)

Dallas, no, it was a-

Dallas (01:09:24.075)

Ugh.

William (01:09:25.834)

Yes, everyone pat yourself on the back. That was good work. Ha! Whoops! Ooh!

Alex (01:09:27.926)

Dallas, it was a hypothetical! Stop! Don't do it!

Dallas (01:09:30.824)

Oh, we were supposed to... Uh...

Cody (01:09:33.704)

Our court, our courts are just going to be... Our courts are just gonna be filled with thieves. Just lots and lots of thievery. ..

Alex (01:09:34.698)

What do I do with this canoe now?

William (01:09:41.847)

It's a sea of thieves. Just there, there you go, well Adam.

Alex (01:09:43.338)

Well hey, you know what? Dallas may have saved that too because a lot of theft is linked to drug use.

Dallas (01:09:44.628)

Oh

William (01:09:51.85)

Well, Adam, I don't know what you expected from that table topic, but I hope that it exceeded your expectations. And on that note, guys, this has been incredibly fun. A little...

Alex (01:09:55.882)

I hope we exceeded.

Alex (01:10:03.934)

Listen, I can hear the people now calling me a Chico Caca right now because I was willing to do the dirty work. I know it.

Dallas (01:10:09.497)

haha

William (01:10:11.566)

Well, if you want to connect with us, submit table topics, see how you can support the show. All of our links will be down in the episode description. You can find us wherever you listen to your podcasts.

Alex (01:10:26.39)

The Grapefruit Network dot com. Just go.

William (01:10:29.01)

Yes, so you can find us wherever you listen to your podcast. And we are now under the umbrella. This is the flagship podcast of the grapefruit network.com. Uh, we've got a lot of really exciting things planned already in the works, partially recorded, um, to give you guys this year. So with that guys, I will settle up the tab and I'm going to head out of here. I'm William.

Cody (01:10:39.868)

Pew pew, pew pew.

Dallas (01:10:55.504)

I'm Dallas.

Cody (01:10:56.748)

I stole this joke from Alex.

Alex (01:10:56.87)

I'm the savior of 500,000 lives. Nope, nope, I said it first.

William (01:10:59.61)

Okay.

Dallas (01:11:01.516)

Oh

William (01:11:02.926)

Oh, and we'll see you guys next time. Bye.

Dallas (01:11:06.004)

Bye!

Ep. 84 - Who Wants to Be a Galleonaire? [Transcript]

ALEX (00:01.026)

Dallas went for real for real. Like this is how I know he's a professor because he's picking up on the young kid slang and I'm just like, what? Is that English? Oh, it's giving trying too hard. See, is that how it's done?

Dallas (00:03.705)

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William (00:04.111)

Oh.

Dallas (00:13.221)

Listen bro, got Riz over here.

William (00:13.232)

Ehh... Ah-

Coco Murphy (00:16.483)

What is a Lizzo?

William (00:19.26)

What is a Cody that's... You have no excuse. You've been told what a Lizzo is. ..

ALEX (00:24.106)

You've seen Elizo in action. You watched her in the best episode of The Mandalorian.

William (00:28.624)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (00:33.106)

You're not wrong.

William (00:33.529)

Hmm... Ah! Huh... Uh...

ALEX (00:34.346)

A pox upon your family.

Coco Murphy (00:38.823)

Hahaha

William (00:42.412)

Well, gentlemen, welcome back. This round is on me. As a matter of fact, this entire month is on me because we have landed in Magic Month.

Coco Murphy (00:54.491)

Why does William look like he's getting ready to yell UNLIMITED POWER!

ALEX (00:59.298)

See, this is just it. William's love for Harry Potter is boundless, technically. But we did find a strange way to corral that boundless energy into just one month. And it's kind of like, all right, that'll stop him the other 11 months that we do this.

Dallas (00:59.34)

Heh.

William (01:00.294)

Have you seen have you seen the

William (01:16.045)

You corralled it into one month. You corralled it into one month and then you gave me my own podcast. But gentlemen, yes, welcome to Magic Month. If you are unaware of the release schedule that we have put out and the significance of July 31st through September the 1st.

ALEX (01:27.314)

That was more of a consolation prize.

William (01:40.868)

This is Magic Month, July 31st, Harry Potter's birthday, September the 1st, back to Hogwarts, where I have taken over. And the entire month is dedicated to the Wizarding World. But we have put a little bit of a twist on it, so it's not going to be five solid weeks of me monologuing about how Wandlore was indeed established in the first book, regardless of what Cody says. It's gonna be seven weeks of me monologuing. No, tonight...

Coco Murphy (02:04.279)

It's gonna be seven weeks of monologuing.

William (02:10.548)

kicking off Magic Month as we did last year is who wants to be a... Yeah, right? Is who wants to be a Galleon-air?

Coco Murphy (02:15.347)

Weird.

Dallas (02:19.225)

That's nuts.

Coco Murphy (02:23.115)

Ba ba da da! Do do do!

William (02:24.649)

Oh, wow.

ALEX (02:28.426)

Why do we even pay for Epidemic Sound when we just have Cody the entire time? Why do we need copyright free music and a subscription?

William (02:29.273)

Round 2

William (02:34.848)

Right?

Coco Murphy (02:35.271)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (02:37.037)

Right. I think that gets us around copyright.

William (02:37.132)

So Cody, whenever we finish tonight, when we finish tonight, I'm gonna have to need you to do some ADR pickup where we go through all of the sound effects from the entire show, including.

Coco Murphy (02:49.43)

lol

Dallas (02:50.048)

Hahaha

ALEX (02:50.273)

Hi, I'm Meredith Vieira. Can you do that one too?

Coco Murphy (02:54.427)

Hahaha

William (02:55.571)

Oh You are you are you no we're yeah, we're Regis or nothing

ALEX (02:57.706)

No, I'm a Regis guy. I was a Regis era.

Dallas (03:02.004)

Oh boy.

ALEX (03:03.562)

Hey, I'm Regis Philbin.

Coco Murphy (03:06.093)

So at the Amazon warehouse, they only have like four approved channels that they're allowed to show because they're like as non-offensive as possible, one of which is the Game Show Network. And every day on my lunch break is Regis Philbins, who wants to be a millionaire.

William (03:20.982)

Ooh!

ALEX (03:21.195)

Ah, universally loved by grandmothers everywhere.

William (03:26.236)

Yeah, that's amazing.

Dallas (03:26.511)

Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

Coco Murphy (03:28.419)

Yeah, and I just get all of the warm fuzzies in my heart. I did like Meredith Vieira though.

ALEX (03:33.63)

and then they switch it over to the Golden Girls and you're like, aww, I wanna go back. I wanna watch Giant Plinko with the 87 year old who's worked here for 14 years.

William (03:33.855)

Well Cody, what do you have?

William (03:40.496)

Hey, hey there Yeah, well Cody

Coco Murphy (03:41.379)

Now that's too racy for Amazon. Hehehehe

Dallas (03:44.334)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (03:54.197)

And it actually was him on the show that day. You know, it was a 30 year old episode of Price is Right.

ALEX (03:58.707)

I lost all my money!

William (04:00.958)

Oh jeez.

William (04:07.2)

I... Cody, what do you have cooked up for us tonight?

Coco Murphy (04:10.408)

Alright, so last year I may have made some mistakes in my show preparation.

ALEX (04:19.114)

No, never, no.

William (04:19.312)

Hmm

Coco Murphy (04:23.527)

I tried to prepare my questions by listening to the audiobook. That was a mistake. Because you catch details and you write them down furiously and then you yourself get them wrong. This year, I picked up Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on my Kindle and used the notes feature to extract every little detail that I could find and to make questions out of.

William (04:29.22)

Hehehehehe

William (04:43.523)

Mmm!

ALEX (04:50.318)

We're screwed, Dallas.

Coco Murphy (04:51.531)

So, with that being said, like last year, this is... There is an ancient Greek version of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Dallas (04:55.539)

He's the original translations and everything. I like it.

William (04:58.16)

Hahaha!

ALEX (04:59.442)

Actually in the original Greek, the meaning of this scripture was completely different. William would know all about that.

Coco Murphy (05:09.496)

There is an ancient Greek edition of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. That is a real book that exists.

ALEX (05:13.326)

Shut up.

William (05:13.376)

Of course there is. Of course there is. Also, a little bit of a side tangent. We went on vacation back at the end of June and Dad somehow managed to make another Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom joke because somehow Harry Potter got brought up, it was probably me let's be honest, and Dad says, hey Genevieve do you like watching that Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom?

Dallas (05:29.849)

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William (05:40.284)

And she's like, Pappy, it's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Did you know that in 1995, there was an actual novelization of Indiana Jones in the Philosopher's Stone?

Coco Murphy (05:48.183)

I did know this.

Dallas (05:54.497)

Whaaaaat?

ALEX (05:54.722)

Really?

Coco Murphy (05:55.503)

Yeah.

William (05:55.92)

It came out two years before Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone was released. And so I text dad and I said, Dad, I'll see your Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom, and I will raise you Indiana Jones and the Philosopher's Stone.

Dallas (06:09.421)

He was so close and you didn't even know it.

ALEX (06:11.274)

He's like, what's a philosopher? I only know sorcerers. I'm from America.

William (06:11.573)

No, he's been... Uh...

Coco Murphy (06:13.912)

There was

William (06:18.832)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (06:19.72)

the

Coco Murphy (06:19.884)

There is a there was a series of Indiana Jones pulp books through the 90s. There's like about 12 of them. They're out of print, but they they're not out of Kindle print. So I'm thinking about picking those up.

William (06:33.692)

Oh no, an actual hard copy is being delivered to my house tomorrow. I'm going to read Indiana Jones of the Philosopher's Stone. And I'm going to treat it like, do you remember the B-movie studio that would release Transmorphers at the same time as Transformers in hopes that you would accidentally pick it up at the movie gallery whenever you went to go rent a DVD? So I'm going to treat.

ALEX (06:38.37)

Big fan of thrift books for that exact reason.

Dallas (06:38.637)

What? Nice.

Dallas (06:44.657)

I am on episode 3 of Young Indiana Jones.

Coco Murphy (06:46.185)

All right, so

Dallas (06:54.361)

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ALEX (06:59.69)

Yes, that's where I know Megazord Gazorpazorb from. Oh, I knew it! I knew it was a thing.

Dallas (07:00.218)

Yup.

Coco Murphy (07:02.191)

movie gallery.

William (07:05.08)

Yes, that was from Transmorphers. So I'm gonna treat Indiana Jones and the Philosopher's Stone like one of those B-movie releases you pick up on accident and act thoroughly confused through the whole thing. Anyway, continue Cody.

Dallas (07:05.885)

hahahaha

Dallas (07:16.827)

Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (07:18.451)

Alright, so we are playing by millionaire rules with a twist. It is a race to 15 questions. You know, in traditional millionaire style, there's the $100 question, $200, all the way up to $1 million. Level of difficulty. I did not necessarily assign level of difficulty to each individual question. I just, I'm just making this up as I go along.

William (07:25.177)

Ooh, okay.

William (07:45.069)

As one does.

Coco Murphy (07:45.283)

And then there are three lifelines. 50-50. Ask your wives instead of phone a friend. So you guys can ask your individual wives and I'm going to let Dallas and Alex each be able to use their individual wives in this instance. Whereas William, you can use Kristen. That'll be the one advantage they get in this instance.

William (07:55.428)

Hmm, okay.

William (08:08.329)

Okay.

William (08:12.389)

Okay, gotcha, okay.

ALEX (08:13.602)

Only problem with that is that my wife is out, so we're only using Dallas's. For the record, my wife couldn't even remember which Harry Potter was which, so we wouldn't really have much of an asset there.

Coco Murphy (08:14.841)

And then...

Coco Murphy (08:19.555)

Well, too bad, so sad. Too bad, so sad.

Dallas (08:22.017)

And she knows less about Harry Potter than I do. So this is gonna be great.

William (08:25.156)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (08:25.299)

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Coco Murphy (08:36.407)

And considering that, um, ask the audience, we do not have a studio audience today. I have traded it out for pass. This question's hard. We're just going to move on and they advance. It's basically a gimme, a gimme question. You can just move on to the next level. The, you cannot use pass during the million dollar question. You have to use it. You cannot use it on the final question. Um,

William (08:43.824)

Ha!

Dallas (08:49.323)

I like that better.

William (08:50.513)

Hehehe

William (08:59.701)

Okay.

ALEX (09:04.162)

Pass. I'm going to pass on the million dollar question. I don't want to do this required challenge.

Dallas (09:05.785)

That's fair. Hahaha.

Coco Murphy (09:07.577)

now.

William (09:09.66)

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Coco Murphy (09:10.731)

Now in millionaire and traditional millionaire rules, if you get the question wrong, the game's over. Well, this would make for a boring podcast if the boring podcast after Dallas and Alex get the second question wrong. I have faith in them.

William (09:19.356)

Hehehehehehe

ALEX (09:20.942)

Question one. Ah, yes.

Dallas (09:23.867)

Hehehehehehe

William (09:24.271)

You're assuming they're gonna get the first question right.

Dallas (09:28.702)

Uh, that's a tall order there, sir.

William (09:30.812)

Hahaha

Dallas (09:32.609)

Somebody needs to.

William (09:34.312)

Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (09:35.631)

I have faith in them. And then, so with that being said, if you get the question wrong, the other person gets the chance to answer it and move and move forward.

ALEX (09:50.01)

I don't think this is at all traditional millionaire rules. Oh, we're doing traditional millionaire rules. Describe something completely different than millionaire. Got it.

Coco Murphy (09:50.424)

So there may be a question where-

Hahaha!

Dallas (09:54.733)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (10:02.327)

So you so if Dallas and Alex get it wrong, William gets the chance to answer. If William gets it wrong, Dallas and Alex get a chance to answer in place of their initial question.

Dallas (10:04.205)

Double Dare.

ALEX (10:13.886)

So Dallas and I are never gonna get one right. Got it.

Dallas (10:14.466)

Oh, also ping pong rules.

Coco Murphy (10:19.147)

Basically, you're ping-ponging back and forth, and so the first to 15 wins. Basically, you have to get 15 questions right. Now, I'm thinking this is gonna be 16 questions in total. I have 41 prepared. If... if we go through all 41 questions, I win.

Dallas (10:21.55)

I gotcha.

William (10:32.124)

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Dallas (10:39.393)

Yes?

Dallas (10:45.305)

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William (10:45.796)

Yes!

Coco Murphy (10:48.225)

The host wins.

ALEX (10:49.342)

And the quality time with Michelle is the loser. Aww.

William (10:49.689)

Winner winner of this games

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (10:55.367)

Please please somebody get one right please I have a family

Coco Murphy (10:55.747)

Oh, she's... she's already in bed, so...

William (11:01.124)

Winner of this game gets a box of Blackberry L8 on me.

ALEX (11:06.198)

Really?

Coco Murphy (11:07.191)

another like it's back we're it's back i will actually fulfill the promise this time

William (11:08.833)

Yeah.

Dallas (11:09.486)

Oh yeah.

William (11:12.732)

Ha ha ha!

ALEX (11:13.15)

Yeah, I'm gonna collect interest on the... Yeah, you all need to start stocking up for me, please. I will Venmo you, please. Consider it a housewarming present for me.

Dallas (11:13.897)

I had one today, it's still good.

William (11:17.948)

Yeah.

William (11:23.516)

Ha ha ha.

Dallas (11:23.869)

I got one and I poured a little bit out for you Alex.

Coco Murphy (11:26.523)

I legitimately sent $24 to William and he just took my money and never sent you guys the L.A.D.

ALEX (11:32.978)

Actually, Mr. Editor, can we get a playback of that exact moment last year? Oh, that's right. He did do that. And what's weird is that Dallas and Alex still don't have their BlackBerry L8. Weird.

Dallas (11:33.145)

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William (11:33.5)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Coco Murphy (11:39.378)

Right?

Coco Murphy (11:43.883)

He did.

Dallas (11:44.256)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (11:49.927)

It's back. It came back. L.A. Blackberry L.A. presents. Who wants to be a Galleon air? All right. Dallas and Alex. We will you guys will have the first question.

Dallas (11:55.705)

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William (11:55.848)

Yes! Let's go!

ALEX (11:56.43)

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Dallas (12:02.763)

Ready.

Coco Murphy (12:06.863)

What for 100 Knuts? What is the name of the protagonist in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? Tom Riddle, A, Tom Riddle, B, Albus Dumbledore, C, Harry Potter, D, me. Ha ha.

William (12:11.717)

Yes.

ALEX (12:17.27)

Ooh, I got this one. Ooh.

Dallas (12:28.057)

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ALEX (12:28.637)

All right, Dallas, I think we need to work through this one using SAT rules. I don't remember Cody in the movie at all, so I don't think Dee is right. But I do remember a Tom Rill and an Albus Dumbledore in what's the name of the book? Something in the Chamber of Secrets? I can't.

William (12:32.988)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (12:35.49)

Right?

William (12:37.948)

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William (12:50.532)

Listen, you don't remember Cody? Like, it was the gravitational pull of his head that the bludger would catch to sling off course and come after Harry Potter or kids.

Dallas (12:50.829)

I don't...

ALEX (12:55.074)

Hahaha!

Dallas (12:57.145)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Coco Murphy (12:59.264)

I was I was a center college Ravenclaw beater so I the bludgers just came towards me

Dallas (13:06.402)

There you go.

William (13:06.8)

Hehehehe

ALEX (13:08.822)

We're going to go with.

Dallas (13:09.849)

Tom, that's the guy who lived by the river, right? No, that's Tom Bombadil. That's a different reference. That's the Lord of the Rings reference.

ALEX (13:17.099)

No, no, you're thinking of Matt in a van down by the river, the inspirational coach. Matt Foley? Chris Foley. It was Matt something.

Coco Murphy (13:20.56)

of the guy who lives in a van down by the river.

Dallas (13:27.736)

Yeah, which I think is where Harry Potter came from.

William (13:32.04)

Yes, actually. Foley, that's a type of catheter. Farley is his last name.

Dallas (13:33.881)

Chris Farley? Is that what you meant to say? I've had those.

ALEX (13:35.158)

Yeah, him. Was his- Hehehehe No, that's the guy who almost played Shrek.

Coco Murphy (13:37.945)

HAHA

Dallas (13:42.025)

I've had a Chris Foley catheter. Ha ha ha.

William (13:45.948)

Ha ha ha.

ALEX (13:47.291)

I think Dallas and I are gonna go with C, Harry Potter.

Dallas (13:52.001)

Harrison Potter.

William (13:53.313)

Hehehehe

ALEX (13:54.13)

Is that his full name, given name? Harry Potter is the protagonist of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Final answer, Regis.

Coco Murphy (13:54.883)

Is that your final answer?

Dallas (13:57.817)

I think so.

Yes. Harrison, Jimothy Potter.

Coco Murphy (14:05.255)

That is correct!

ALEX (14:06.798)

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William (14:07.458)

Yay! Good, good job! Guys, good job.

Dallas (14:12.572)

We're doing better than I thought.

Coco Murphy (14:15.978)

William, for 100 Knuts for you.

Coco Murphy (14:26.307)

What drink is Petunia going to offer the Masons when they come into the lounge? A. Coffee B. Tea C. Brandy D. Whiskey

ALEX (14:32.206)

I think I know this one.

Coco Murphy (14:46.019)

What drink is Petunia going to offer the Masons when they come into the lounge?

ALEX (14:46.308)

narrator, but he did not know this one.

William (14:49.884)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas (14:50.681)

Hmm.

William (14:58.236)

I'm gonna go A, coffee.

Coco Murphy (15:01.591)

Is that your final answer? William, you are correct! In tra-

William (15:02.736)

final answer.

Dallas (15:09.07)

I did not know that one at even a little bit.

William (15:09.615)

UGH!

ALEX (15:10.918)

I thought it was punch for whatever reason. Why was it punch in my head?

William (15:11.952)

Hoooooo

Coco Murphy (15:13.955)

In

In Chapter 1, the Masons don't know anything about you, and it's going to stay that way. When dinner's over, you take Mrs. Mason back to the lounge for coffee. Petunia, and I'll bring the subject around to Drills.

Dallas (15:16.782)

Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (15:31.315)

Hehehehe Correct

Dallas (15:32.129)

You thought it was punch?

ALEX (15:32.202)

Wait a second. Yeah. I think I'm thinking of when Dobby shows up and then he snaps something into the bowl of punch, isn't it? No? Am I inventing that?

William (15:33.499)

That one made me sweat. I am a

William (15:45.836)

No, he levitates a traditional British pudding that floats over top of an-

ALEX (15:50.178)

pudding

Dallas (15:53.049)

Where did you get punch at?

ALEX (15:55.402)

I don't know. Pudding, punch... It looked liquidy.

Coco Murphy (15:58.223)

Well, I mean, it's in the movie. Like... It may be in the movie, yeah.

Dallas (15:59.841)

Wait, didn't they? I thought they used Squeeze-its. Did they not? Ecto coolers, isn't that what it was? No?

Coco Murphy (16:05.115)

Ha ha!

William (16:05.14)

Yes!

Coco Murphy (16:09.926)

The Ghostbusters-Harry Potter crossover we never knew we needed. That is true.

ALEX (16:12.244)

So, Alex doesn't know Harry Potter, but he knew who Harry Potter was.

Dallas (16:13.197)

There's ghosts.

Coco Murphy (16:18.055)

Hahaha

Dallas (16:19.787)

Yes.

Coco Murphy (16:21.759)

Alright, Dallas and Alex, for your $200 Canut question. What joke did Uncle Vernon accuse Harry of ruining when Dobby was in his bedroom? A. The Japanese golfer joke. B. The Chinese telemarketer joke. C. The German racer joke.

The French water polo joke.

ALEX (16:54.742)

What are the first two again? Because.

Coco Murphy (16:55.844)

What joke?

the Japanese golfer joke, and the Chinese telemarketer joke.

ALEX (17:07.563)

Dallas yeah no go on go on

William (17:07.98)

I will tell you, nevermind. It is the same, it is also referenced in the movie.

Dallas (17:12.906)

Huh?

Dallas (17:19.361)

That doesn't help me. That doesn't help me at all.

William (17:20.56)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (17:23.854)

I may have picked that question for this reason for that reason for them

ALEX (17:28.622)

Japanese golfer joke sounds right in my head, but again, I'm the same guy who thought punch was what Dobby levitated and The book is sitting right there on my shelf and it is taking so much self-control not to just go ah Yes

Dallas (17:29.959)

I am feeling.

Dallas (17:37.581)

See, I was thinking French water polo.

but I could be wrong.

William (17:48.988)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas (17:49.705)

I know, so is this extra tab that I have open that's got Google sitting there. Hold on, let me just write this email real fast.

Coco Murphy (17:50.158)

Mm-mm-mm.

Coco Murphy (17:54.072)

Hahaha

Dallas (18:01.422)

Oh, I remember. It was...

ALEX (18:03.286)

Oh, man. Dallas, you decide.

Dallas (18:06.497)

I don't know. What do you think?

Coco Murphy (18:07.121)

What?

Dallas (18:10.157)

That's not fair.

ALEX (18:11.426)

Ha ha ha.

Dallas (18:15.369)

You want me to decide this one? You want me to stand on this landmine? I got it. Okay French water polo D. D's Knuts. That's the one I'm picking

ALEX (18:16.592)

Yes, I'm sitting back just waiting. Yeah. Yeah

William (18:24.847)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (18:26.769)

Is that your final answer?

Dallas (18:28.737)

That is my final answer.

Coco Murphy (18:31.691)

I am sorry Dallas, that is incorrect.

Dallas (18:34.297)

What the heck gone is?

ALEX (18:35.895)

Was it the Japanese?

Coco Murphy (18:36.803)

William, do you want to steal?

William (18:38.524)

What the? Actually, no. I don't want to steal questions. You have enough for us to do 15 individual questions.

ALEX (18:42.244)

Are you having a?

Coco Murphy (18:48.855)

I did not... I did...

ALEX (18:51.838)

Wait, can we make the rule that only Dallas and I are allowed to steal if William gets it wrong? Because that would be... I mean, that would be rare.

Dallas (18:59.966)

Hahaha

William (19:01.073)

That would be the utmost shame. That would be the... I would...

Coco Murphy (19:01.56)

I am

I am leaving this rule open and I will give you the choice to steal.

Dallas (19:10.009)

Hmm

William (19:10.132)

I will not steal. However, I will say, what the devil are you doing? Uh, I, you almost ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke.

Dallas (19:20.858)

Aw man, man!

ALEX (19:22.606)

Come on, Dallas, didn't you know that I am the most foremost expert on Harry Potter? Come on!

William (19:23.13)

It was Japanese golfer.

Dallas (19:29.857)

I don't know why that felt kind of racist. And so I was like, they wouldn't use that. That's all it sounds like that.

ALEX (19:33.078)

Well, it's because Japanese golfers are all over. That's why I felt racist. You watch golf, and you know that there are Japanese golfers. I mean, come on.

William (19:34.576)

They're the Dursleys!

Coco Murphy (19:36.219)

They're the Dursleys.

Dallas (19:37.045)

Well...

Dallas (19:45.112)

Everybody knows I know a lot about golf and I know a lot about Harry Potter.

William (19:49.557)

I thought you were going to say I know a lot about golf and I know a lot about Japan.

Dallas (19:53.325)

Ha ha ha!

ALEX (19:54.658)

Ni hao.

Coco Murphy (19:58.619)

William, your question is, what is the name of the town that the borough is near? A. Ottery St. Katchpole B. Ottery St. Mary C. River Ottery D. Up Ottery

William (19:59.959)

Yes, sir.

Dallas (20:00.47)

Arigato.

William (20:24.072)

The answer is A, Otterysynccatchapole. It is my final answer.

Coco Murphy (20:26.867)

Is that your final answer? You are correct for 200 canuts. We're a little way outside the village, said George. Autary St. Ketchipol. Lower and lower went the flying car, at the edge of a brilliant red sun that was now gleaming through the trees. See I'm bringing my homework.

William (20:34.195)

Yay!

ALEX (20:44.758)

The second sun started to rise over the horizon as young Luke stood there, and they turned and said, you're in the wrong franchise. He said, no, I have space magic. And they invited him in for a cup of tea and blue milk.

William (20:45.54)

I love the narrations.

William (20:50.103)

Heheheheheheheheh!

William (20:54.404)

Hahaha!

Dallas (20:55.446)

hahahaha

Coco Murphy (20:56.007)

Yeah

William (21:01.285)

I would read that book.

Dallas (21:01.62)

and punch.

ALEX (21:02.838)

Yeah

William (21:05.628)

Hehehehe

Coco Murphy (21:06.883)

Alright, it is now 200 Knuts for William and 100 Knuts for Dallas and Alex. Next question.

ALEX (21:14.862)

How is that possible? I thought he got his first one.

ALEX (21:20.726)

Didn't William get his first?

Coco Murphy (21:21.532)

Wait.

William (21:21.712)

200 points for William, 100 points for Dallas and Alex.

ALEX (21:26.318)

Oh, because you gave dollar amounts, so I was... Are we doing money or points? How are we doing this?

Dallas (21:27.273)

Is it 300 points? Is it money?

Coco Murphy (21:32.375)

It's 100, well, I mean, it's 100 points, 200 points. William is at the $200 level. He's gotten two right, you guys got one right.

Dallas (21:34.721)

and eggots.

William (21:37.973)

We have had four questions total. I've gotten two right, you all have gotten one right.

ALEX (21:41.001)

Oh, got it, got it. It's not cumulative. Ah.

Dallas (21:42.061)

So we're not adding it. It's not like this one's worth 100, this one's worth 200. You add them together.

Coco Murphy (21:47.371)

It's the same stack that's in Millionaire. One in like, you answer a question, it's 100, 200, 300.

William (21:52.976)

How about...

Dallas (21:53.789)

I have not seen that movie in a long movie that show in a long time. So I don't know. I acted really confident about this. Like I remembered, but I don't.

William (21:56.292)

The movie. Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (21:59.76)

Alright.

William (22:01.475)

I loved the movie that the show was based off of.

Dallas (22:04.057)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ALEX (22:06.179)

Ah! Oof.

Coco Murphy (22:08.433)

The score is two to one. All right. Dallas and Alex. Let's do...

ALEX (22:17.096)

Roll raggy.

William (22:19.377)

Hehehehehehe

Dallas (22:19.969)

Ha ha

Coco Murphy (22:23.879)

Signed it, do do.

ALEX (22:24.234)

Hit him with the old bother. Come on.

Dallas (22:26.434)

Um... Oh bother.

Coco Murphy (22:28.367)

What is a book, what is not a book, written by Gilderoy Lockhart that was featured in the book or the movie? What is not a book written by Gilderoy Lockhart that was featured in the book or the movie? A. Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to Household Pest by Gilderoy Lockhart. Who am I by Gilderoy Lockhart?

Dallas (22:40.622)

Man.

Coco Murphy (22:56.571)

Galavantine with Giants by Gilderoy Lockhart, and Year with the Yeti by Gilderoy Lockhart.

ALEX (23:08.062)

Uhhh, I think it's gallivanting with giants.

Dallas (23:16.277)

You do this one.

ALEX (23:16.371)

but oh Dallas well I know the year with the Yeti sounds right like I know there was something about banshees or something it was like bare naked writing with the banshees or something

William (23:18.032)

Hehehehe

Dallas (23:20.857)

How am I supposed to know this? There's no way!

Dallas (23:28.157)

Right, that one sounds right.

William (23:34.8)

Oh, oh, oh!

Dallas (23:34.989)

hahahaha

Coco Murphy (23:36.131)

What?

ALEX (23:39.438)

bareback horse riding with banshees and... ..

Dallas (23:46.209)

Brokeback Banshees is what it was called.

ALEX (23:51.71)

I don't, but gallivanting with giants doesn't sound right, so... I'm gonna... No, because it won't help. And that was the only one that stood out. Uh... C, final answer.

Coco Murphy (23:57.563)

Would you like to hear the answers again?

William (24:02.212)

Hahaha!

Dallas (24:02.272)

Heh, yeah.

Coco Murphy (24:03.116)

Okay.

Coco Murphy (24:11.515)

Galavanteam with giants.

ALEX (24:13.279)

Yes.

Dallas (24:13.566)

I'm behind him a thousand percent.

Coco Murphy (24:15.857)

All right. That's your final. So that's your final answer. You are correct.

Dallas (24:19.83)

Yeah!

William (24:19.904)

Yes! The alliteration was a gating with ghouls, not gallivanting with giants. Very good!

ALEX (24:20.35)

Grrrrrr!

ALEX (24:24.558)

Take it, giants. Ah.

Coco Murphy (24:29.587)

I had to be... And did you notice the... Did you notice the extra like book or movie reference that I made there?

Dallas (24:29.749)

Oh.

William (24:38.388)

Oh yes, um... Like, no, oh no, you won't, you're going to denome the garden. Here, let me see what Lockhart has to say on the issue. Gilderoy Lockhart's Guide to Household Pests. Yes.

Dallas (24:39.753)

Yes, I did.

ALEX (24:41.326)

Of course not.

Coco Murphy (24:51.827)

And Who Am I is an end credit scene in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, where

William (24:59.21)

Yes, that is not from the book.

Coco Murphy (25:02.239)

That's why I said the book or the movie. So, alright, Mr.

William (25:04.931)

Yup

Dallas (25:08.717)

That was a good one. That was, that got some deep cuts in there.

Coco Murphy (25:12.651)

Mr. Murphy.

ALEX (25:14.986)

Which one?

William (25:16.627)

Now, no, some labyrinth.

Can you ask this with a severest nape accent? Please oh please.

Coco Murphy (25:21.328)

What time?

Coco Murphy (25:25.632)

whatever fine

William (25:27.1)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (25:29.664)

He acted like you do this all the time. He always makes me order for McDonald's with this accent.

Coco Murphy (25:40.687)

Mr. Murphy, your next question is for 300 canettes or 3 points. What time was Gilderoy Lockhart signing his autobiography at Flourish and Bluts? A. 1230-430 B. 130-630 C. 1130-330 D. 230-730

Coco Murphy (26:08.879)

What time was Gilderoy Lockhart signing his autobiography?

William (26:16.004)

What was B?

Coco Murphy (26:17.747)

130 to 630.

William (26:19.76)

B, final answer.

Coco Murphy (26:22.467)

Mr. Murphy, you are incorrect.

William (26:26.556)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dallas (26:28.573)

What? Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

ALEX (26:28.978)

Now, remind me, we are not penalized if we try to steal.

Coco Murphy (26:31.078)

Dallas and Alex, do you?

ALEX (26:34.518)

We're not penalized. So it was not 1.30 to 6.30. I'm trying to think. See, the thing is, what is the most vain, glorious hour that you could pick that would suck as much time from people's lives possible? Can you read them again? Well, and the other thing I'm looking for is the only odd man out in length of time.

Coco Murphy (26:34.943)

You are not penalized if you try to steal.

William (26:35.434)

No.

Dallas (26:38.745)

So there's zero risk.

William (26:54.894)

I love this reasoning.

Coco Murphy (26:57.641)

A

Coco Murphy (27:04.891)

A, 1230 to 430, C, 1130 to 330, and D, 230 to 730.

ALEX (27:15.518)

I feel like he is so stuck up that he's like, no one needs to eat lunch, they need to come see me. Something in the 1130 start time is my guess. And Dallas, you agree?

Dallas (27:22.381)

That's what I'm thinking. Yep.

Coco Murphy (27:30.245)

Is that-

Dallas (27:32.853)

Yeah, let's do it. Sure. Yeah.

Coco Murphy (27:35.248)

What were you thinking, Alice?

Dallas (27:37.789)

I wasn't. That's the problem. No, I was thinking the same thing. I was like, what would take up the most time? And like the most eating time is probably...

ALEX (27:38.83)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (27:39.059)

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William (27:40.712)

As a general rule.

ALEX (27:47.431)

What would inconvenience the most people so that they have to come see me? That is what goes through Gilderoy Lockhart's head.

Dallas (27:53.441)

Yeah, you have to miss half of your day.

Coco Murphy (27:57.383)

Dallas and Alex, that's your final answer.

ALEX (28:00.19)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (28:02.691)

You are incorrect. Gilderoy Lockhart will be signing copies of his autobiography, Magical Me, today from 12.30pm to 4.30pm.

William (28:05.308)

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Dallas (28:05.485)

Wow.

William (28:15.792)

Mm.

ALEX (28:16.71)

So I take back some of my statements. He's not that big of a pompous ass. Just a small pompous ass

Dallas (28:22.233)

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Coco Murphy (28:25.565)

It's only whenever he dons a Russian accent and destroys the world with math is when it's a problem.

ALEX (28:31.714)

but he does it backwards. So he actually did the book signing from three till noon.

William (28:31.908)

which, jeez. Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (28:34.695)

Hahahaha

Dallas (28:35.001)

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William (28:37.54)

Hehehehehehe

Dallas (28:40.001)

Listen, Theodore Godelocks is a dastardly man.

Coco Murphy (28:48.045)

Dallas and Alex your official real question

ALEX (28:51.318)

Yes.

William (28:52.42)

which could have you take the lead.

Dallas (28:55.646)

Yeah, I can.

Coco Murphy (28:56.079)

Yep.

ALEX (28:57.442)

Don't put that pressure on me. Don't do it.

William (29:00.336)

Hehehehehehe

Dallas (29:01.305)

Heh heh.

ALEX (29:02.318)

I'm under a lot of pressure at home.

Coco Murphy (29:08.58)

When the boys stole the car, what candy did they eat on their journey? A. Chewing gum. B. Mints. C. Toffees. Or D. Jelly bellies.

ALEX (29:27.05)

Toffee's feels uniquely British, but Mince feels like the kind of thing you'd find in a glove box. You know, where it's like...

Dallas (29:31.349)

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Dallas (29:37.943)

See, I thought either gum or toffees.

ALEX (29:42.198)

The only issue with chewing gum is it's not as popular outside of the United States. Like that is a very American thing.

Coco Murphy (29:51.065)

actually did none of that.

Dallas (29:51.233)

That's why I feel like it was just weird. Mince just sounds a little too like, like wonky, like a weird note. Like, ooh, we started a call and then we were eating mince. Like.

ALEX (29:54.762)

And I feel like... Yeah, but imagine, alright, so you just missed the train. Yeah, but you just missed the train, so you steal your dad's flying car, and you don't have the candy trolley there. So it's like, well, what do we have? And you start rummaging through the glove box, and it's like, well, dad had some mints stashed in there. That's my rationale there. But Toffees feels uniquely British.

Dallas (30:21.749)

No, I- yeah, I get that.

Dallas (30:25.825)

Yeah. I feel like nothing that they eat is going to be one syllable long. So...

ALEX (30:32.194)

Yeah.

William (30:32.43)

I'd love that logic. I love it!

ALEX (30:37.558)

Yeah, okay, yeah, let's do it. Your call. You make, yeah, go for it. Nope. No, I'm not feeling it in my jellies, toffees.

Dallas (30:41.729)

Are you sure? I'm good with mints if you're like feeling it in your jellies. No? Okay. Toffees.

Coco Murphy (30:51.527)

That's your final answer?

Coco Murphy (30:57.063)

Gentlemen, you are correct. Several uneventful hours later, however, Harry had to admit that some of the fun was wearing off. The toffees had made them extremely thirsty, and they had nothing to drink. You have taken the lead.

ALEX (31:00.59)

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Dallas (31:00.789)

Yes!

ALEX (31:12.982)

They should have just taken some of the mints from the glove box and let the saliva build up.

Dallas (31:13.741)

There we go.

William (31:16.508)

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Coco Murphy (31:19.755)

You had taken the lead, 300 Knuts?

Dallas (31:20.273)

My very my stereotype paid off this time

William (31:23.996)

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Coco Murphy (31:27.263)

You have taken the lead 300 Knuts to 200 Knuts.

William (31:30.556)

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ALEX (31:31.618)

suck on deez canuts nope dals already made that joke can't use it twice

William (31:34.774)

Well...

Dallas (31:37.478)

It's okay, we can bring it around.

Coco Murphy (31:39.287)

William, your question is, what is the password to the Gryffindor common room in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? A. Waddlebird B. Banana Fritters C. Bobbles D. Quid Agis

William (31:40.523)

Yes sir.

William (32:01.784)

I hear the answers again.

Coco Murphy (32:04.007)

A. Wattlebird B. Banana Fritters C. Baubles D. Quid Agis

ALEX (32:21.642)

The hamster spinning the wheel is hard at work.

Coco Murphy (32:25.817)

the

William (32:26.104)

Well, I know they miss the prefix giving out the passwords because they crashed the car into the tree and they have to go to Snape's office. I'm going to say a Waddlebird, final answer.

Coco Murphy (32:34.982)

Mm-hmm.

Coco Murphy (32:39.227)

That is correct! Skip the lecture, said Ron impatiently, and tell us the new password.

William (32:43.118)

Ugh.

ALEX (32:43.918)

I thought Waddleburg was only in Texas, but you could get in and out pretty much anywhere.

Coco Murphy (32:49.857)

I don't know. It's Waddlebird said Hermione. Alright it is tied 300 Knuts to 300 Knuts.

Dallas (32:52.521)

It was a TV show, Waddleburgers.

William (32:55.376)

Hehehehe

Dallas (32:58.553)

It's about the brothers, the Waddleburger brothers.

Coco Murphy (33:05.763)

Alright, gentlemen.

Coco Murphy (33:11.171)

Which Muggle school did Justin Finch Fletchely get accepted into before he received his Hogwarts letter? Which Muggle school did Justin Finch Fletchely get accepted into before he got his Hogwarts letter? A. Eaton College. B. King's College. C. Wellington College. Or D. Kensington

ALEX (33:42.326)

Wait a second. I think the only one there that makes sense. You go to Hogwarts from 11 through 17. You don't go to college until you're 17, at least. You don't go to college until you're at least 17. So I think it's the last, the school answer D. That's my rationale, Dallas.

William (34:09.208)

Well, it's also, they don't call.

college they call high school they call the college experience uni or university

ALEX (34:21.53)

Oh, what?

Coco Murphy (34:21.863)

help them William.

William (34:22.236)

Why am I helping you? Why am I ha- Grrrr! Ha!

Dallas (34:25.817)

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William (34:27.853)

Anyway.

ALEX (34:28.67)

I don't know. Eaton is a university.

ALEX (34:34.734)

King's College, I don't know.

Dallas (34:36.815)

I was thinking B or D.

ALEX (34:40.226)

BD. B or D. Cody, could we get a refresher on our names here?

Coco Murphy (34:50.331)

A. Eaton College B. King's College C. Wellington College D. Kensington Park School

ALEX (35:03.874)

I feel like it's either Wellington or the last one.

Dallas (35:09.133)

We both picked the last one, so...

ALEX (35:15.338)

Uh... We agreed on toffees. Maybe our hive mind is...

ALEX (35:23.894)

The only thing that I feel like Kings is supposed to be a... It's an easy one. We already know Eaton because that's a well-known school.

ALEX (35:44.31)

We both agreed on D. Let's just go for it. William, I think, is trying to be helpful, but I think he's wrong, said the misguided man.

Dallas (35:59.966)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (36:01.267)

Shift, Command, 3.

Coco Murphy (36:08.039)

Final answer?

Dallas (36:09.529)

Final answer, D.

William (36:11.004)

Thanks for watching!

ALEX (36:11.298)

The big D.

Coco Murphy (36:13.851)

That is incorrect.

Dallas (36:17.068)

Uhhhhhhhhh

William (36:18.752)

I will steal. Heheheheheheheheh.

Coco Murphy (36:21.905)

I knew you would.

Dallas (36:22.653)

Wait a second, I don't think William's allowed to steal. He gets zero advantage. Only we get the advantage. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

William (36:25.084)

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Coco Murphy (36:30.703)

William, what answer?

William (36:30.996)

Okay fine, okay fine, I will give you the answer. My name was down for Eaton.

Dallas (36:40.27)

Oh snap.

Coco Murphy (36:40.387)

Ye- yes, Eaton is a college, however this is Britain and they have loads of boarding schools attached to the universities. So they have-

ALEX (36:51.114)

What is wrong with you British parents? Love your children, don't send them away.

Dallas (36:55.097)

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Coco Murphy (36:55.271)

Ha ha ha!

So yes, the correct answer was Eaton College. William does not want to, does William not want to take the points in that one? Nope. All right. Okay. So weird flex, weird flex.

William (37:07.932)

Hmm, nah, I won't take the point.

Dallas (37:09.965)

Oh wow.

William (37:14.32)

Weird flex bro, but okay.

Dallas (37:14.521)

You're gonna...

Coco Murphy (37:19.844)

Mr. Murphy.

William (37:21.75)

Yes, sir.

Coco Murphy (37:23.599)

What is Colin Creavy's dad's profession? A. A lorry driver. B. A milkman. C. An electrician. Or D. A plumber.

William (37:40.277)

I believe Colin Creevey's father was a milkman.

Coco Murphy (37:43.495)

Final answer? You are correct, sir. My dad's a milkman. He couldn't believe it either. So I'm taking loads of pictures to send home to him. And it'd be really good if I had one of you. He looked imploringly at Harry. Good job, sir.

William (37:44.548)

Final answer.

William (37:48.281)

Ha ha!

William (37:58.34)

Thank you.

Coco Murphy (37:59.899)

The score is 500 Knuts to 300 Knuts.

William (38:08.292)

Wait, I didn't take the point.

Coco Murphy (38:08.311)

Mister... You took the point on that one. You already answered three questions. You're fine.

William (38:17.968)

4, right then. 4 to 3, okay, okay. The, the, the numbers of canuts and...

Coco Murphy (38:19.186)

The score is four to three.

Dallas (38:21.325)

Who's got four?

ALEX (38:22.474)

You gotta... The canuts don't align with the...

Coco Murphy (38:25.624)

Okay, I will just do points now. I will just discard the millionaire rules. I got too into the millionaire theme. So.

William (38:33.453)

You get a million canuts if you get to question 15.

ALEX (38:33.497)

What's this?

Dallas (38:35.489)

We're using the metric system over here.

Coco Murphy (38:37.971)

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ALEX (38:38.158)

Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system. We're going to the Canut system.

Coco Murphy (38:41.747)

Hahaha

Dallas (38:41.987)

He he.

Coco Murphy (38:44.603)

I've been watching a lot of Millionaire at the Amazon warehouse lately, so...

William (38:47.38)

Which is, well, the Canut system is 29 Canuts per sickle and 17 sickles per galleon. It makes even less sense than the imp-

Coco Murphy (38:54.323)

Well, once I hit 1000, it was gonna move to Sickles, and then once it hit 32,000, it was gonna move to Galleons. Like, I was... Yeah. Like... Alright.

Dallas (38:55.17)

Ha ha ha.

William (39:00.236)

Aww, yay!

Dallas (39:02.837)

I'm digging it. How many tacos would I have at this point compared to how many hot dogs would William have?

ALEX (39:07.842)

Zero. It's too spicy for British pallets. They can't handle that.

William (39:12.057)

Yeah

Coco Murphy (39:12.271)

The score is 4-3. Dallas and Alex. What does Gilderoy Lockhart want for his birthday? A. A six-time winner of the Witch Weekly Most Charming Smile Award. B. A lifetime supply of butterbeer. C. A large bottle of Odgun's Old Fire Whiskey.

Dallas (39:12.717)

Ha ha

Coco Murphy (39:40.471)

or D, his own line of hair care products.

ALEX (39:45.59)

Oh, I know we talked about this. Yeah, we referenced it the last. I think only Miss Hermione Granger knows that I want to one day have my own line of haircare products. But I don't know if that's for his birthday, is it? William blink twice if I'm right.

Dallas (39:49.366)

We did?

William (39:52.108)

In the movie bracket.

Coco Murphy (39:55.292)

Movie trivia.

Coco Murphy (40:10.464)

I'm not kidding you.

ALEX (40:14.058)

He's not blinking at all.

Coco Murphy (40:16.599)

He always won staring contest as a kid.

Dallas (40:16.641)

Screen froze.

ALEX (40:20.118)

Two can play at that game, disconnects his internet.

Dallas (40:23.609)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (40:23.661)

Nah!

ALEX (40:27.807)

Um, I just know that Hermione knew the hair care products. So I don't know if that was in reference to his birthday, but it seems like the only place that makes sense. Well, that was his greatest. Wait, that's his greatest dream in life. So I think it's probably the fire whiskey. That's all he wants for his birthday. Ah.

Dallas (40:41.89)

Yeah, right.

William (40:42.672)

Hehehehe

Dallas (40:49.593)

That's what I was thinking.

ALEX (40:53.166)

Dang it. I'm gonna be so mad if we get this wrong the fire whiskey No, I'm not

Coco Murphy (40:56.781)

Final answer.

Dallas (41:02.229)

Are you sure?

William (41:03.748)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (41:05.808)

Final answer?

Dallas (41:07.213)

Do we have lifelines? Do we wanna shoot one out this early on?

ALEX (41:12.262)

Uh, if we pick 50-50, are you just going to pick the two that I just said? Because if so, I don't want it.

Dallas (41:17.945)

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You want me to get my DND dice out? We could use those.

ALEX (41:24.305)

Can you at least do me a solid?

William (41:24.568)

I always hated that on actual millionaire where they're like, ah, I was down between these two and

Coco Murphy (41:30.291)

You do realize that I will now, now that you said it out loud. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (41:35.664)

Ha ha ha!

ALEX (41:35.786)

Please don't do that. Cody, we'll use our lifeline if and only if you don't do that.

Dallas (41:36.128)

hahahaha

Dallas (41:46.677)

If it's truly at random, it's somehow some-

Coco Murphy (41:49.624)

You could also pass.

ALEX (41:52.278)

No. We're big boys.

Dallas (41:53.941)

No, because this one doesn't seem as impossible as, well, any of the ones before it, so...

ALEX (41:58.498)

That's his greatest aspiration in life, I think. So I think we're going to go with the fire whiskey. That is our final answer. Sure.

Dallas (42:05.526)

All right, that's fine with me.

Coco Murphy (42:13.199)

I clearly state in Chapter 12 that my ideal birthday gift would be harmony between all magic and non-magical peoples, though I wouldn't say no to a large bottle of Odgen's old fire whiskey. You are correct! And your logic was very sound, I will say though. I added that D question to throw you off because he does say that if that's his greatest ambition. Yes, he does.

Dallas (42:23.978)

Noice!

ALEX (42:27.167)

Wow!

William (42:31.736)

Yes, yes.

William (42:38.464)

ambition. Yeah, it's to rid the world of evil and to market my own line of hair care products.

ALEX (42:39.367)

I was right, I got it!

Dallas (42:41.965)

See, sounded nice, but you quoted that, yeah, you quoted that so hard that you made me question my entire existence.

Coco Murphy (42:49.895)

Hahahaha

ALEX (42:51.466)

you could write a book called Who Am I? by Dallas McKinney.

William (42:51.548)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (42:54.899)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (42:56.656)

Hehehehe

Dallas (42:57.729)

But I don't even know what that is, so.

Coco Murphy (43:03.358)

Mr. Murphy.

ALEX (43:04.039)

Now I want a fire whiskey.

William (43:04.655)

Yes, sir.

Dallas (43:07.666)

Hahaha

William (43:07.812)

Uh, they are great, by the way. They have them at Universal.

Coco Murphy (43:12.048)

What?

ALEX (43:13.098)

It's called Fireball, and I have a bottle out there.

Dallas (43:15.705)

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William (43:16.36)

It's... It's different. It's... You should try. Anyway, yes sir!

Dallas (43:22.266)

Hehehehe

Coco Murphy (43:23.195)

What is not a harm caused by Ronald Weasley's defective wand?

William (43:29.387)

Mmm, okay.

Coco Murphy (43:31.579)

A. Creating a large throbbing green boil on Professor Flitwick B. Causing Ron to belch up slugs C. Set his chess pieces on fire while playing with Jenny D. Engulfed himself in gray smoke in his transfiguration class

William (43:52.264)

Setting the chess pieces on fire. C, final answer.

Coco Murphy (43:55.575)

You are correct! By the way, that answer was provided by none other than my wife. I need-

William (43:57.528)

Ha ha! Hmm.

William (44:02.1)

Ah, yay. I appreciated that one because it required you to note every time Ron's wand malfunctioned throughout the entire book to get all of the options to do one of these things not like the other. Bravo, sir!

ALEX (44:04.086)

My wife.

Coco Murphy (44:19.236)

It took me like three months to compile these questions in night time reading. In night time reading. Alright. The score is now 5 to 4. William and Dallas versus, Alex and Dallas versus William.

William (44:22.416)

Bravo, sir. I, your efforts have not gone unnoticed.

ALEX (44:38.01)

I am now alone. It is not going well.

Dallas (44:41.256)

Hahaha!

William (44:42.742)

And others.

Dallas (44:44.761)

We're also playing Survivor Rules, and now we're forming alliances.

Coco Murphy (44:48.016)

I'm out.

William (44:48.197)

Hahahaha

ALEX (44:50.282)

I say all three of us team up and that puts us at nine points and so we will all three be the first of 15 and then Cody owes all three of us two cases each of Blackberry LA.

William (45:01.456)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (45:02.195)

That's... you're playing monopoly rules here. Like... ..

Dallas (45:02.489)

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William (45:08.032)

I love it. The way we play Monopoly.

Dallas (45:10.839)

If we all eat the berries at the same time.

Coco Murphy (45:14.145)

I once got married in a Monopoly game and we all gave each other immunity in our properties.

William (45:19.588)

Did she really?

Dallas (45:19.625)

What kind of house rules do you play with Monopoly? Did your, like, Game of Life board fall on your Monopoly board?

Coco Murphy (45:21.971)

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William (45:24.277)

Listen, that game...

Coco Murphy (45:28.133)

I'm sorry.

William (45:29.915)

That game is called Murphy's Law. Which has so many...

Coco Murphy (45:31.731)

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Dallas (45:34.808)

I would like to purchase that property with four children, please.

Coco Murphy (45:38.059)

No, Tate was winning and we went out of our way to beat Tate. We made up rules as we went along. All right, Dallas and Alex.

Dallas (45:43.769)

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Coco Murphy (45:52.635)

What remedy does Madame Pomfrey give students when they are suffering from a cold? A. A Bainberry Potion B. A Pepper Up Potion C. A Cough Potion and or D. A Loisty Drought

ALEX (46:15.054)

Who cared who I was till I took the Bainberry Potion? You adopted the potions. I was born in it, morded by it.

William (46:19.608)

Hahaha!

Dallas (46:20.346)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (46:24.161)

Good reference there.

William (46:25.5)

Ah!

William (46:30.477)

It did, yeah, it did.

Dallas (46:30.921)

It did, yeah.

Coco Murphy (46:31.021)

You did a good job.

Dallas (46:37.056)

Hahaha!

Dallas (46:42.833)

I was leaning that one or the last one. Oh no, we can't both pick it, because then we can't use the whole Venn diagram strategy.

ALEX (46:44.434)

Yeah, I know the drip.

William (46:50.648)

Hehehehehehehehe

ALEX (46:54.516)

So Dallas, you're going to pick one. I'm going to pick the other. Got it. Good. And at the same time, Cody's just going to have to give us one of the, I don't know.

Dallas (47:06.198)

Is this like on a true and false question where you put like a capital T, but like a little one off so you're like, it could have been an F, could have been a T, who knows?

ALEX (47:10.254)

So.

William (47:13.532)

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Coco Murphy (47:14.889)

That sounds like experience from a teacher right there.

Dallas (47:17.845)

Yup, that has happened more than once and got, they got offended. They're like, what? How did you mark that wrong? Like you tell me what you picked. Say it out loud.

Coco Murphy (47:25.907)

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William (47:26.544)

Hahahaha

ALEX (47:27.638)

three, two, one, and you start going, ffff, and they go true, and you're like, false. I was even trying to help you there a little bit.

Dallas (47:32.654)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (47:38.759)

Gentlemen, what's your answer?

ALEX (47:40.746)

um the right one we want the right answer um so we had the bainberry the pepper up potion something draft at the end and the cough i'm riding off the cough potion it just seems here children have some nyquil like that just doesn't seem right

Dallas (47:44.045)

Yes.

William (47:44.799)

I wish it worked that way.

Coco Murphy (47:57.124)

and the cough potion.

Dallas (48:05.261)

to generic.

William (48:09.292)

Like I have that in my cabinet right now

ALEX (48:11.134)

Yeah, but then there's also something like uniquely. This is where that weird to use Dallas's phrase Venn diagram of like the deep south and the UK overlap. And it's just giving alcohol to children like, yeah, that'll help solve it. Rub some whiskey on those teething gums or hey, you got a cold here. Have a draft like I don't know. That just seems can you what was the name of the draft, Cody?

Dallas (48:25.497)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

William (48:25.968)

Hehehehe

William (48:29.7)

Hahaha!

Dallas (48:30.721)

Yeah.

Coco Murphy (48:44.392)

ALIHOTSY

ALEX (48:48.254)

Yeah, I don't know how to say that.

Coco Murphy (48:49.539)

Ali Hatsi. Ali Hatsi.

William (48:52.475)

I'm fine.

Dallas (48:52.885)

I'm going with that one.

ALEX (48:54.754)

I don't know, I think it's Pepper Up, like Pep Up, like ah. But also, that does feel like him combining Seven Up and Dr. Pepper. So let's go with the draft. Let's go with the Ali Hatsi draft, yeah. That's sure.

Dallas (48:59.508)

Dr. Pepper.

Dallas (49:04.825)

hahahaha

William (49:05.948)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Coco Murphy (49:12.167)

Final answer?

Dallas (49:14.195)

Uh, now I don't know. His face made me change my- Okay. Oh yeah.

ALEX (49:17.985)

It's I think it's because I discovered that it was. Yeah, we're gonna go.

Coco Murphy (49:18.123)

Okay, I am giving you... I am giving you... Go with what?

ALEX (49:26.71)

Uh, Allahazi draft. Sure. Oh, dang it!

Dallas (49:29.577)

Yeah, let's do that one. Final answer.

Coco Murphy (49:33.595)

That is...incorrect.

William (49:35.972)

Yeah.

Dallas (49:36.289)

Man, his face said it before he said it. That's why I was like, we got to get off this. It's too late.

Coco Murphy (49:43.251)

D- William, do you want to steal?

William (49:46.46)

I will not steal, but it is the pepper up potion.

Dallas (49:49.801)

Man.

ALEX (49:49.879)

Oh no!

William (49:51.752)

Yeah, and kudos for you for picking a name that you couldn't pronounce. So it made it seem like you wrote it down and you just couldn't pronounce it.

Coco Murphy (49:52.571)

and

Dallas (49:56.973)

That's why I felt more confident about it.

ALEX (50:01.788)

hahaha

Coco Murphy (50:03.375)

Well, I went through Harry Potter wiki to find other potions. And, yeah.

William (50:09.502)

Uh, I, uh...

ALEX (50:10.526)

It's a it's a Star Wars player. It's a Star Wars space player. That's Dang it

Dallas (50:13.573)

See ya.

William (50:14.628)

Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (50:16.997)

All right. William.

William (50:21.817)

Yes, sir.

Coco Murphy (50:23.567)

What city did the Wailing Widow come from?

A. Edinburgh B. Cornwall C. Kent or D. Yorkshire

William (50:39.516)

see Kent, final answer.

Coco Murphy (50:44.288)

You knew that really well, that was correct. The wailing widow came all the way up from Kent. It's nearly time for my speech. I better go warm up the orchestra, said Nearly Headless Nick. Good job.

William (50:47.464)

I am who I am, okay?

William (50:58.532)

This was at his... his death day party. And I am planning on having a party as a death day party. And my goal is to make a delicious meal that looks disgusting. So because at the death day party in the Chamber of Secrets, they had this big spread of food that they had let rot and ferment for like three weeks before the party.

in hopes that it would make the flavors more pungent so that they could taste it. And one of the ghosts floats with his mouth open through the table and Ron's like, can you taste that? And he goes, almost. So I want to do things like get some silky chicken which actually has the like black muscle and bone, squid ink pasta and use black garlic and black truffles so that it's like a plate of pasta that is jet black.

ALEX (51:38.466)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (51:38.873)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Coco Murphy (51:39.088)

Hahahaha

William (51:56.624)

Get a couple wedges of cheese and finely grate up some scallions so that it's a green powder and then have a green garlic powder and use one of those sifters to like dust a little spot of green and then dust a little smaller spot of white on top.

Dallas (52:09.433)

Oh.

ALEX (52:10.23)

Hey, I could make your life even easier. Just use blue cheese. It already has mold in it. And that is why I will always go ranch over blue cheese.

William (52:15.076)

It's already rotting! That's- that's why-

Dallas (52:15.778)

Yeah.

Dallas (52:21.762)

Hahaha

William (52:21.844)

You and my wife both. I said, sweetheart, you know that that's the process they used to make all the cheese She's like, yeah, but I can't see the mold and the other cheese

ALEX (52:29.17)

It is not the same. It is not the same.

Dallas (52:29.234)

Mwahahahaha

William (52:34.044)

We're gonna get him started. Okay, Cody, go ahead next!

Dallas (52:35.289)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Coco Murphy (52:39.527)

Dallas and Alex. What ingredient in the Polyjuice Potion must be picked on a full moon? A. Lacewinged Flies B. Fluxweed C. Knotgrass D. Boomslang

ALEX (52:59.938)

Boomslang is a creature, so that I don't think is right. Lacewing fly, they got out of a jar from Snape's potion closet, so I'm fairly certain that ain't it. I think it's the weed.

Dallas (53:16.766)

fuck, Swede.

ALEX (53:18.53)

The flux capacitor weed, yeah. Flux weed. Or you fluctuate to another person's body. Your form is in flux. Could be. Did I just make a mental connection for William? He's like, ooh, I love it. That's my guess.

Coco Murphy (53:19.639)

You have to go 88 miles per hour with Flexweed.

Dallas (53:20.693)

Yes. I'm laying in flux weed. It's power fluctuates. It's in flux and that's the most potent.

Coco Murphy (53:44.839)

Ha ha ha.

William (53:45.988)

The operators in my brain are pulling the... The... They... They are moving those wires around very quickly right now.

Dallas (53:51.577)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ALEX (53:55.15)

take 63 days to rewire your brain? Fluxweed, yes.

Coco Murphy (53:59.227)

So, final answer?

Dallas (54:01.997)

Fuck speed.

Coco Murphy (54:03.327)

Alright, that is correct.

ALEX (54:05.71)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

William (54:05.808)

That is correct, yes!

Dallas (54:06.485)

Yes!

Coco Murphy (54:08.207)

Well, since the Flexweed has to be picked at a full moon and the lacewings have to be stewed for 21 days, I'd say it'd be ready in about a month, if we can get all the ingredients. However, Boonsign is an ingredient in the Paula Juice potion, so...

ALEX (54:20.502)

Well, yeah, but it's a creature, isn't it? Boomslang venom?

William (54:23.388)

The... Yeah, those were all ingredients, but what has to be picked at the full moon was the flux weed. Yeah, very good! And I, headcanon accepted with the etymology of the words there.

ALEX (54:31.498)

noise.

Coco Murphy (54:32.868)

I'm very good. This is a lot more this is a lot more competitive than I was expecting. I was expecting William to steal.

William (54:40.04)

I know and I love it! I was really upset the last time, but I love it.

ALEX (54:41.106)

It's because Dallas and I are secretly will we are secretly William right now We just typed in Dallas and Alex, but it's actually just William and two other browsers

Coco Murphy (54:47.059)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

William (54:47.484)

Heheheheheheh!

Dallas (54:47.833)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Ha ha

William (54:52.488)

I have downloaded that AI voice replicator, and I have fed your audio feeds from all 80-something podcasts that we've done before.

ALEX (55:03.074)

Wow, iOS 17 is better than anything that Android has ever created. This is the best thing I have ever done. I love Harry Potter more than any other franchise. I just... That actually...

Dallas (55:05.548)

hahahaha

Dallas (55:09.177)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (55:09.801)

That's probably how it would sound like.

William (55:15.549)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (55:19.507)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (55:23.022)

Boom slang sounds like what like baby boomer slang talk. Like get out of here with that boom slang son!

William (55:27.108)

Hahaha!

ALEX (55:31.146)

Don't introduce that to the Gen Zers. They're gonna love it.

William (55:33.068)

Headcanon also accepted Dallas McKinney.

Dallas (55:34.649)

Yes. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Coco Murphy (55:36.731)

Ha ha ha!

Mr. Murphy.

William (55:41.317)

Yes sir.

Coco Murphy (55:44.711)

Where is Lucius Malfoy storing his dark stuff in his manor? A. In the kitchen B. In the ballroom C. In the drawing room floor or D. In the library

ALEX (56:00.302)

E in the Conservatory.

William (56:01.026)

C drawing room for final answer.

Coco Murphy (56:04.803)

Yeah, yeah, said Malfoy. Luckily they didn't find much. Father's got some very valuable dark art stuff, but luckily he's got his own secret chamber under the drawing room floor. That is correct.

Dallas (56:18.037)

I keep my dark stuff in the bathroom.

William (56:21.248)

Ha ha ha!

ALEX (56:21.898)

keep mine in the ballroom next to the candlestick.

Coco Murphy (56:22.308)

Oh my.

William (56:25.612)

Hahaha!

Dallas (56:26.857)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (56:30.401)

Oh, to do.

Coco Murphy (56:34.439)

Dallas and Alex. How many galleons did Arthur Weasley get fined for the car incident? A. 25 galleons B. 50 galleons C. 75 galleons D. 80 galleons

ALEX (56:37.31)

Yes.

William (56:50.456)

This is a very good question. Bravo, sir.

ALEX (56:51.758)

I think we should use our 50-50 here, Dallas. We would like a 50-50, Mr. Murphy.

Dallas (56:55.405)

Yep, because I have no leanings towards any of these.

Coco Murphy (57:02.183)

Alright, 50-50. The two remaining answers are 50 gallons and 80 gallons.

ALEX (57:12.962)

I say let's go 80. 80 is a really, it's a really weird number. And it seems like why would Cody pick 80? Like that's just, a hundred, a hundred would make sense. Like if he was following a pattern, 80 feels like a very specific number. That is my logic. Just like Pepper Up, just like Pepper Up.

Dallas (57:15.821)

Go big or go home.

William (57:22.66)

Why would he go 25, 50, 75, 80?

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (57:33.429)

Yeah, but he's also devious enough to do that on purpose.

Coco Murphy (57:36.947)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Dallas (57:39.925)

And he's using his evil... He's using his Palpatine laugh.

William (57:41.852)

But listen, one of his answers for the potion that Madame Pomfrey was giving everybody was the cough potion, or the cough draft. Like, mmm.

Coco Murphy (57:51.259)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (57:55.323)

That actually exists.

Dallas (57:55.705)

That's a s-

ALEX (57:57.076)

I think we should go 80.

Dallas (57:58.177)

Let's do it. Let's do that.

Coco Murphy (58:02.251)

Arthur Weasley, head of the misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office, was today fined 50 GALIONS for bewitching a Muggle car.

Dallas (58:10.613)

I was right, his deviant laugh was not on purpose, it was natural.

ALEX (58:10.69)

Muggle father!

William (58:14.521)

Hahaha!

Coco Murphy (58:16.428)

I

ALEX (58:16.65)

Remind me to play poker with Cody, because he just cannot contain it. I'm gonna be like, Cody has a pair of kings under there and he's gonna be like, ha ha, I fold. He's like, but, no, I don't know what gave it away.

Coco Murphy (58:27.251)

I'm gonna go get some water.

William (58:32.396)

Yeah, honestly, this was one of the juxtapositions in the book that was gut-wrenching because they go to Diagon Alley together and he visits their vault together and there was one galleon in their vault with a couple silver coins and several canuts. And the fact that she scoops it all into their bag and then you find out that he's fined 50 galleons. It's like...

Coco Murphy (58:59.438)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (59:01.817)

What's a conversion rate? Well, it's a galleon.

William (59:05.204)

A gallium like to a sickle to a canut or a gallium to some other like uh, there is 29 canuts per sickle and 17 sickles per gallium, but there was a Uh, somebody did a conversion a gallium

Dallas (59:11.118)

both.

ALEX (59:19.278)

Can we put this in English, please? Yeah, what is that to dollars? I mean, they're gold coins, right? So I mean, they're probably like an ounce each, so probably a couple hundred bucks. What? That's all for a gold coin?

William (59:27.18)

Yeah, one galleon is about $7.35.

William (59:37.328)

Mm-hmm and one US dollar is about two canuts. So that's like two pennies

ALEX (59:50.658)

One dollar is two canuts.

William (59:53.564)

No, let me rephrase that. One canut is two pennies. Yeah.

Dallas (59:57.869)

Right.

ALEX (59:58.134)

Ah.

Coco Murphy (01:00:00.347)

It's a 2 pence, if you will. Mr. Murphy.

Dallas (01:00:02.905)

Gotcha.

William (01:00:05.764)

Yes, sir.

Coco Murphy (01:00:07.959)

What color was Cornelius' fudge's tie when he came to arrest Hagrid? A turquoise tie? An emerald tie? A golden tie? Or a scarlet tie?

William (01:00:34.828)

Turquoise, emerald, golden, or scarlet?

Coco Murphy (01:00:39.287)

All lifelines are still remaining.

William (01:00:42.436)

That's true. Um... I will use my 50-50 here.

Coco Murphy (01:00:47.303)

50-50. All right, computer, take away two answers, one correct answer and one wrong answer.

William (01:00:51.28)

Hehehehe

William (01:00:55.512)

It sounded just like that, yeah.

ALEX (01:00:55.805)

I'm going to use my Dante voiceover effect there and just make it really digital. It's going to sound great.

William (01:00:59.984)

Ahaha

Coco Murphy (01:01:03.491)

An emerald tie or a scarlet tie?

William (01:01:06.476)

It was Emerald. Final answer.

ALEX (01:01:09.006)

Ha! You fool!

Coco Murphy (01:01:10.843)

That is... incorrect.

ALEX (01:01:13.63)

We're gonna steal, we're gonna steal, I think, I think it's, yes we can, yes we can, yes we can, excuse me, excuse me. We're gonna steal, and it was a scarlet tie. Final answer. Isn't that right, Dallas?

William (01:01:13.8)

Is it really? Ooh. You can't steal it after it's been narrowed down to the correct answer.

Coco Murphy (01:01:23.062)

Yes he can.

William (01:01:25.888)

Oh yeah, you made the rules. Okay, that's fine.

Dallas (01:01:32.013)

That's right.

Coco Murphy (01:01:34.027)

The stranger had a rubbled gray hair and an anxious expression and was wearing a strange mixture of clothes, a pinstriped suit, a scarlet tie, and a long black... black coat.

William (01:01:43.048)

He had a lime green bowler hat.

ALEX (01:01:44.586)

William, you do not understand what's at stake here for Dallas and me. We are still owed a back catalog of Blackberry Ale 8. We have to re-

Dallas (01:01:50.649)

Hahaha

William (01:01:53.189)

Hehehehe

So listen, if I win, then I could just keep the 08. That was so funny. Ha ha ha.

Dallas (01:02:04.558)

He makes a monetary profit if he wins.

But he is fallible, he's not immortal like we thought.

William (01:02:13.829)

Hmm

ALEX (01:02:14.294)

We don't know about that. He's planning a death day party and he's sitting right there.

Dallas (01:02:19.501)

That's true.

William (01:02:21.54)

hahahaha

Coco Murphy (01:02:24.012)

Dallas and Alex, your next question. When McGonagall told them that they still had exams, what assignment were they working on in class? A. Turning a pair of white rabbits into slippers. B. Turning mushrooms into flowers. C. Turning a goblet into a raven. Or D. Turning a beetle into a button.

ALEX (01:02:25.723)

EASY

Dallas (01:02:49.273)

What was the last one? I don't know why I yelled that, sorry.

Coco Murphy (01:02:51.091)

turning a... turning a beetle... turning a beetle into a button.

William (01:02:52.964)

What was the last one?

ALEX (01:03:00.502)

This is a second year, so I think it's A, it's the white rabbits into slippers. That is because they're the second year. The first year of transfiguration was like very simple. This seems more complex.

Dallas (01:03:01.785)

I think it's A or D.

Dallas (01:03:16.077)

But you can turn rabbits into slippers without magic. So... Ha!

William (01:03:20.668)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ALEX (01:03:21.302)

Yeah, and you can wash dishes. You can wash dishes without magic. There's a lot of things you can do without magic.

Coco Murphy (01:03:23.056)

I'm sorry.

William (01:03:28.348)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas (01:03:31.277)

That doesn't feel bippity boppity enough though to be a second year thing though.

ALEX (01:03:37.694)

You could turn a beetle into a button, theoretically.

Dallas (01:03:43.445)

Yeah, you're not wrong. That's harder to do. Wait, wait, so what is our final answer? Do you wanna pick A? Are we going A? I did say A or D, and you said A. Let's do it. A's our final answer. Let's do it. Final answer.

Coco Murphy (01:03:45.223)

Final answer.

William (01:03:47.789)

Eh.

ALEX (01:03:54.682)

I think it's a, but.

Coco Murphy (01:04:02.235)

Harry looked down at the pair of white rabbits he was supposed to be turning into slippers. What has he learned so far this year? He couldn't seem to think of anything that would be useful in exam. Gentlemen, you are tied.

ALEX (01:04:05.882)

Yes!

Dallas (01:04:13.773)

So he put his pocket knife away and he went and started studying.

William (01:04:17.116)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Coco Murphy (01:04:19.107)

We are tied. And considering that the pass rule is not being utilized here and we are already an hour into this escapade, I'm going to make an executive call. Instead of race to 15, race to 10.

ALEX (01:04:28.246)

Wahahahaha!

William (01:04:34.636)

Oooh, okay.

ALEX (01:04:35.367)

Ooh. You sly dog, as William would say.

Coco Murphy (01:04:37.243)

We're gonna do the race to 10. It is seven. It is seven to seven. So, yeah.

Dallas (01:04:44.214)

Oooooooh!

ALEX (01:04:46.102)

Pass.

William (01:04:46.268)

Cornelius, if I just tie, really...

Oh. Ha ha.

Dallas (01:04:51.001)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Coco Murphy (01:04:56.071)

Well, there were certain questions involved where I basically was like, okay, this one's for William. Like, this one's for William.

William (01:05:06.44)

Mm-hmm. Who is the protagonist of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? Let's start with Alan A- Uhks on this one.

Coco Murphy (01:05:13.952)

Hahahaha

Dallas (01:05:15.785)

It's kinda like to prime the pumps to see if we're even competent enough to be on this.

Coco Murphy (01:05:19.712)

In tradition, millionaire always had a silly question for their first round.

William (01:05:19.818)

Uh-huh.

William (01:05:24.707)

You're not wrong.

ALEX (01:05:24.711)

Who was the first president of the United States? Was it George Washington? My pet rock? A Chia pet? Or that guy in the audience? Yes, you. Yeah, you. Right there. You. Were you the first president? I don't know.

Dallas (01:05:25.79)

True.

William (01:05:33.628)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Coco Murphy (01:05:37.572)

So.

Dallas (01:05:39.257)

Hehehehehehe

Coco Murphy (01:05:42.392)

So.

We are at... We are at 7 to 7 and two lifelines are still remaining. Ask your wife or pass.

Dallas (01:05:45.281)

Robes are coming off, it's getting real.

Coco Murphy (01:05:57.847)

So, um, I, okay, it is, it is Dallas and Alex's turn. Wait, no, it's William's turn. I completely just thrown off. All right.

ALEX (01:06:04.15)

Yes, because we just got... No, no, just keep giving us only the questions. William gets no more questions. He got seven.

William (01:06:05.136)

They just did the slippers.

Dallas (01:06:13.102)

Yeah

Coco Murphy (01:06:13.267)

Hehehe

Coco Murphy (01:06:16.879)

William, how many points did Harry and Ron win for Gryffindor? A. 100 points B. 200 points C. 300 points D. 400 points And I'm speaking in reference to the points won for the adventure in the Chamber of Secrets.

William (01:06:18.043)

Yes.

William (01:06:42.944)

I was like, oh, OK, so this was at the very end.

Coco Murphy (01:06:47.663)

Yes. How many points did Harry and Ron win for Gryffindor?

ALEX (01:06:53.742)

How many plants did Howie and Juan win for Gryffindor?

ALEX (01:07:06.278)

Dallas thought that was funny.

Coco Murphy (01:07:07.667)

What are you thinking?

Dallas (01:07:10.192)

He got really quiet.

Dallas (01:07:14.631)

Oh.

ALEX (01:07:15.174)

Howie and Watt. I'm f-

Coco Murphy (01:07:16.74)

Are you Googling, William?

William (01:07:17.368)

And this was...

ALEX (01:07:20.438)

He's using his mind palace.

Coco Murphy (01:07:24.034)

Ha ha ha.

Dallas (01:07:24.656)

Ha ha

William (01:07:26.308)

Oh no, I don't...

William (01:07:30.464)

I know that when it was assigned, they immediately won the House Cup.

William (01:07:41.112)

Like this is their combined points?

Coco Murphy (01:07:44.903)

How many points did Harry and Ron win for Gryffindor?

ALEX (01:07:48.842)

Neville an extra 10 points for being a loser

Dallas (01:07:55.924)

the

Coco Murphy (01:07:56.275)

Hey everybody, Harry Potter killed a teacher! Yaaaaay! ..

Dallas (01:08:01.633)

Ha ha ha.

William (01:08:02.408)

So the number this is oh, this is tricky. Okay, so the number 100 is sticking out in my head. I Don't I'm trying to decipher if that was they each got a hundred or if they got a hundred total and you slide dog Had a hunt. Oh, yeah, I do say that Alex. I do say that

ALEX (01:08:23.689)

I, I incepted it. It was beautiful.

William (01:08:26.84)

You did, you did. Okay, I am going to go with a, cause it made them win. I am going to go with one, with 100 points each, which means that they got, oh, I'm gonna throw up, which means that they got 200 points for Gryffindor.

Dallas (01:08:27.928)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ALEX (01:08:38.242)

Yes.

ALEX (01:08:50.071)

It would make me so happy.

Coco Murphy (01:08:50.235)

You will both receive special award for services to the school. And let me see. Yes, I think 200 points a piece for Gryffindor. The answer was D, 400.

William (01:09:00.805)

GASP

Dallas (01:09:01.145)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALEX (01:09:02.202)

Wait a second, whoa! Hey! Dallas and I could have stolen. We were going to guess 300 probably, because 150 seemed right in my head, but we still could have guessed.

Dallas (01:09:11.451)

Yeah.

William (01:09:12.75)

Ahahaha

Dallas (01:09:16.193)

Ha ha ha.

Coco Murphy (01:09:20.407)

400 points for Gryffindor.

William (01:09:23.228)

Wow! So like the memes of what looks like Slytherin win. It's a 10,000 points for Gryffindor from Tumbledore.

Coco Murphy (01:09:30.023)

Hahaha!

Dallas (01:09:30.624)

Yeah.

William (01:09:35.324)

200 points each. Dang, it's still tied.

Coco Murphy (01:09:35.572)

Alright!

ALEX (01:09:37.326)

I mean, they did. I mean, look at what they did though in the Chamber of Secrets, and Ron was kinda like, useless.

William (01:09:49.369)

I had a terrible wand which backfired on Gilderoy Lockhart. I mean, him breaking his wand, which then made the Obliviate Charm backfire, did more things for the school, honestly, than I think ridding it of well.

Coco Murphy (01:10:03.535)

Honestly, um, Gilderoy Lockhart losing his memory was probably the happiest Snape has ever been in his life.

ALEX (01:10:05.775)

Are you about to say wait were you about to say kill killing? wizard Hitler's snake is

William (01:10:15.742)

I acknowledge no such thing. No such thing, I acknowledge no such thing.

Coco Murphy (01:10:16.179)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Dallas (01:10:17.911)

hahahaha

ALEX (01:10:20.522)

Honestly making that really pompous guy, you know forget who he was that may have been better than killing wizard Hitler like

Coco Murphy (01:10:22.459)

Alright

William (01:10:28.732)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas (01:10:29.849)

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ALEX (01:10:31.566)

I think that's what I just heard William say.

Coco Murphy (01:10:32.999)

Dallas and Alex. With the reduction down to 10, we are no longer doing passes. Because I was expecting the steal of the question to be, oh, Dallas and Alex get it wrong, William just does all the questions and it's like 20 questions total were being done. All right. They are putting up a real fight right now.

ALEX (01:10:41.314)

What? That's fair.

Dallas (01:10:41.894)

Aw man!

Dallas (01:10:53.346)

Oh, hahahaha!

ALEX (01:10:54.454)

We're putting up a real fight right now.

William (01:10:56.89)

Yeah.

William (01:11:01.008)

Can I start stealing?

Coco Murphy (01:11:02.967)

Now we're cutting those rules. We're cutting it off. What was Ron eating at the celebration feast when he found out that Lockhart wasn't returning for another year? A. Fried potatoes. B. A jammed donut. C. An English muffin. Or D. A blueberry scone.

William (01:11:04.284)

Oh, okay, all right, all right, all right.

ALEX (01:11:32.177)

Fried potatoes seems right in my head, but...

ALEX (01:11:43.446)

I don't know for certain.

Coco Murphy (01:11:46.796)

You- th- William, this is their scarlet tie. Heh. Heh heh heh.

ALEX (01:11:52.662)

This is our Scarlet tie.

Coco Murphy (01:11:55.845)

Pretty much.

ALEX (01:11:57.396)

I mean

ALEX (01:12:00.686)

Ah, fried potatoes just seems right.

Dallas (01:12:08.269)

I was leaning potatoes or doughnuts.

ALEX (01:12:10.43)

Yeah, A or B.

Dallas (01:12:13.687)

Yeah.

ALEX (01:12:16.356)

I defer to you, sir.

Coco Murphy (01:12:18.028)

You also still have Ask Your Wife or P.A.S.S.

ALEX (01:12:21.91)

For the record, you said we didn't have any more passes. Yeah, mine moan either, and she's not.

Dallas (01:12:23.849)

I know she won't know this.

Coco Murphy (01:12:27.075)

No, the steal the questions is off the table now. The steal the questions is off. Passes the.

ALEX (01:12:30.322)

Oh. Wait, so does that take us just through the level automatically? We just get a pass and we- Oh, yeah. Yeah, but we're gonna- we're gonna pass. So we are gonna pass, but our unofficial final answer is... potatoes? All right. Well, yeah. You know what? We're passing. But that's where we're at.

Dallas (01:12:30.429)

Oh, so pass is still on it. Do you want to pass this one?

Coco Murphy (01:12:37.471)

Yep. You. Yeah, this is just move on to the next level.

Dallas (01:12:39.33)

Do we get a point?

Dallas (01:12:43.521)

Okay.

Dallas (01:12:51.421)

I'm saying donut. We'll do potatoes. It's like, it's zero risk here.

ALEX (01:12:58.326)

That's our 50-50 in our head. So can you read us the passage, good sir?

Coco Murphy (01:13:05.575)

Professor Lockhart would be unable to return next year, owing to the fact that he needed to go away and get his memory back. Quite a few teachers joined in the cheering that greeted this noose. Shame, said Ron, helping himself to a jam doughnut. He was starting to grow on me.

ALEX (01:13:15.65)

Yeah.

ALEX (01:13:19.402)

Yeah!

Dallas (01:13:19.609)

OHHHHH!

ALEX (01:13:23.946)

Nice. But hey, we got it. We got it automatically. It was worth it.

Dallas (01:13:28.429)

That's right, yeah.

William (01:13:34.106)

Oh, so pass gets you a point?

Coco Murphy (01:13:35.739)

Yeah, it just go to the next level. Yeah, first to 15. It was first to 15, technically 14. So, um, all right.

William (01:13:39.005)

Oh, okay.

Coco Murphy (01:13:50.275)

Now I have circled through the book and I'm having to circle back to other questions from earlier in the book. Umm... Mr. Murphy. What color are Dobby's eyes? A. Brown. B. Blue. C. Gray. D. Green.

William (01:13:55.292)

Oh, okay.

William (01:14:00.336)

Yes.

William (01:14:13.596)

D. Green, final answer.

Coco Murphy (01:14:16.411)

Harry sat bolt upright on the garden bench. He was staring absentmindedly into the hedge, and the hedge was staring back. Two enormous green eyes appeared among the leaves. Correct, sir. The score is eight to eight. So basically... Ha ha ha.

William (01:14:35.868)

I should have stolen, I should have stolen, I should have stolen, I should have stolen, I should have stolen, I should have stolen!

Coco Murphy (01:14:44.503)

Dallas and Alex.

ALEX (01:14:46.694)

years.

Coco Murphy (01:14:48.955)

What law did Harry allegedly violate when Dobby dropped the pudding on Privet Drive? a. The Underage Wizardry Act of 1843 b. The Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery of 1875 c. The Statute Against the Use of Magic by Minors of 1856 or d. The Law Promoting the Squibbification of Children of 1924

ALEX (01:14:58.25)

I know this one.

ALEX (01:15:18.71)

That's hilarious. That is hilarious. Can you read A and B again, because they're so flipping similar? I was like, it's underage magic. I know this one.

William (01:15:19.197)

I love this question. I love the answers!

Coco Murphy (01:15:31.52)

A. The Underage Wizardry Act of 1843. B. The Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery of 1875.

ALEX (01:15:50.423)

I think it's B. But... Oh, Cody! That is devious. The decree? That's to reply to the one that they replied. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dallas (01:15:54.165)

I don't have a clue, so...

Dallas (01:16:00.525)

These are all so close!

Here, let me just check my email really fast. Z-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-

William (01:16:07.385)

Haha, hey!

Coco Murphy (01:16:07.571)

Hahaha!

Dallas (01:16:13.685)

Yeah. Oh, I'm so busy at work. Hold on.

ALEX (01:16:15.342)

Son of a nutcracker. Um, I think it's B.

William (01:16:17.561)

Ha ha ha!

Coco Murphy (01:16:23.628)

Is that your final answer?

ALEX (01:16:23.661)

Um

Coco Murphy (01:16:27.463)

That is... As you know, underage wizards are not permitted to perform spells outside of school, and further spell work on your part may lead to expulsion from said school. Decree for the reasonable restriction of underage sorcery 1875 paragraph C. Correct!

ALEX (01:16:39.63)

Yes! Ah... Yes! They... that was... devious. That was devious and dark magic right there, Cody.

Dallas (01:16:43.213)

Was that the one we picked? Because they're so close, I don't know. Okay. Ha ha ha.

William (01:16:47.288)

Yes, that's the one you picked.

Coco Murphy (01:16:52.156)

I kind of figured you all would you wouldn't have picked D the squibbification of children

Dallas (01:16:56.805)

No, yeah, I knew it wasn't that one.

William (01:16:58.433)

Yeah, what was that?

ALEX (01:17:01.45)

Wizard Hitler's plan.

Dallas (01:17:04.217)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Coco Murphy (01:17:05.148)

Look, there was only so many variants that I could come up with of this same statute.

William (01:17:11.19)

You can always tell when you are getting tired on these questions.

Dallas (01:17:14.169)

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Coco Murphy (01:17:17.386)

Alright, William, this is question 9. Would you just like to use your past lifeline?

William (01:17:19.675)

Yes, sir.

William (01:17:27.77)

I mean, I'm allowed to hear the question before I pass.

Coco Murphy (01:17:29.911)

Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Mr. Murphy, what is not a book Mrs. Weasley had on the mantle of the fireplace in the burrow? A. Charm Your Own Cheese. B. Enchantment and Baking. C. One Minute Feast. It's Magic! Or D. Charming Confectionaries.

William (01:17:58.057)

D, Charming Confectionary's final answer.

Coco Murphy (01:18:00.571)

That is correct!

ALEX (01:18:02.282)

See, charm your own cheese kind of feels like a euphemism right there.

William (01:18:03.972)

What?

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Coco Murphy (01:18:08.147)

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Dallas (01:18:11.002)

That's also illegal, just so you know.

ALEX (01:18:13.646)

Especially for underage wizards.

Coco Murphy (01:18:13.887)

Alright, gentlemen, we are at the final, final question for the both of you. If you guys get this right, we will go into sudden death. The first one to get a question right or wrong will win. But, so, Dallas and Alex.

ALEX (01:18:35.274)

years.

Coco Murphy (01:18:37.511)

Who is not an actor that played Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA I Am Lord Voldemort?

A. Richard Bremer B. Christian Kulson C. Adrian Rawlings or D. Eddie Izzard

Coco Murphy (01:19:05.327)

This is for the million.

William (01:19:09.444)

Now wait, I get a chance to answer my million dollar question, right?

Coco Murphy (01:19:15.927)

Well, you get another ques- If they get this wrong, you get a chance to win. Yeah. Yeah, this- I have two specifically set out for million dollar questions.

Dallas (01:19:19.553)

This is our million dollar question, then you'll get your million dollar question.

William (01:19:22.061)

Okay, okay, okay.

ALEX (01:19:29.242)

I, who again? Can you? What was?

Coco Murphy (01:19:34.799)

A. Richard Bremer B. Christian Kulson C. Adrian Rollins or D. Eddie Izzard

ALEX (01:19:44.082)

Is that a real name?

Coco Murphy (01:19:49.176)

I said four, which one are you talking about?

ALEX (01:19:51.622)

Um, wait, no. Um, isn't, isn't Eddie Izzard the British comedian? It's gotta be. It's gotta be D. Eddie Izzard is the answer that did not play Tom.

Coco Murphy (01:20:04.115)

Who's to say?

William (01:20:06.908)

Can you read them one more time?

Coco Murphy (01:20:09.487)

A. Richard Braemer B. Christian Kulson C. Adrian Rollins D. Eddie Izzard

William (01:20:13.148)

Okay.

ALEX (01:20:20.15)

Eddie Izzard's a comedian, and aren't they like, super flamboyant? It's D. It's Eddie Izzard. I, that's Dallas, that is my, do you know any other names in there?

William (01:20:20.732)

Thank you, dog.

Dallas (01:20:29.841)

I think that is stereotypically-

Coco Murphy (01:20:30.231)

I mean, Volt- I mean Voldemort, you know... Is that- is- is that your final answer?

Dallas (01:20:39.501)

I don't know. No. But you know the old saying, Eddie Izzard plays the bad guy wizard. So, yeah.

ALEX (01:20:45.358)

serves an evil space wizard. Right, I know. I remember. How could I forget? Eddie Izzard is my... Impeccable. No, it's definitely... I'm fairly certain.

William (01:20:53.188)

That logic is...

Dallas (01:21:00.405)

I'll go with it. I have a feeling this is this is wrong, but I'll go with it. Let's do it.

ALEX (01:21:05.558)

That's my answer. Yes.

Coco Murphy (01:21:06.599)

Final answer?

Dallas (01:21:09.449)

I'm very impulsive, yes.

Coco Murphy (01:21:09.539)

Alright, that is incorrect. Richard Bremer played Voldemort in the first movie. Christian Coulson was Riddle in the second movie. Adrian Rollins played James Potter. And Eddie Izzard played Voldemort in the Lego Batman movie.

William (01:21:14.156)

You dog. You dog, and tell them why. Tell them why that is incorrect.

ALEX (01:21:14.37)

What?

Dallas (01:21:15.585)

That saying is right.

ALEX (01:21:19.542)

What?

William (01:21:24.239)

Uh huh.

Coming out of the diary, yes.

William (01:21:31.8)

Mm-hmm. Ha ha ha!

Dallas (01:21:41.817)

That was a saying on the playground, that's why I went with it.

Coco Murphy (01:21:45.631)

Hahahaha

William (01:21:46.876)

Ehhhhhh? Ahahahahahahaha

Dallas (01:21:47.745)

You made him leave.

ALEX (01:21:51.308)

I hate you so much.

Dallas (01:21:56.021)

You know what? My weird stereotypes and sayings have been right every time.

ALEX (01:21:56.728)

Wait a second.

Coco Murphy (01:22:02.695)

What?

ALEX (01:22:03.02)

Rub it in Dallas, rub it in.

William (01:22:05.065)

They have. They really have.

Coco Murphy (01:22:06.547)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (01:22:07.677)

Eddie Izzard plays a dark wizard. It worked. The bad guy wizard. That's what it was. Eddie Izzard is the bad guy wizard.

William (01:22:17.15)

I knew that one because when I watched the Lego Batman movie I was like, Rafe Fiennes is in this flippin movie. Who is playing Lord Voldemort? And I went and looked it up.

Dallas (01:22:27.669)

Hehehehe

ALEX (01:22:32.44)

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Coco Murphy (01:22:33.312)

I kind of figured as much, which is why.

William (01:22:37.372)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Coco Murphy (01:22:39.683)

I'm proud.

ALEX (01:22:41.229)

know you are.

Coco Murphy (01:22:42.803)

Alright, William, for your million dollar question.

ALEX (01:22:45.996)

Wait, can you use the pass for the million dollar? I think you already specified you can't pass on the million dollar.

William (01:22:46.245)

Yes, sir.

Dallas (01:22:53.089)

No, he was, he had thought about passing on the last one. And you're not passing now, right? Yeah.

Coco Murphy (01:22:57.407)

No, you like he has to answer this question. This is the final question

What is not a track on the official soundtrack release for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets? A. Fox the Phoenix B. Gilderoy Lockhart C. The Chamber of Secrets or D. Hedwig's Theme

ALEX (01:23:26.804)

E. Enter Sandman by Metallica.

Dallas (01:23:31.369)

Mm-hmm

Coco Murphy (01:23:33.775)

or F, don't stop the sand man by rock sugar.

William (01:23:39.684)

What is... What is NOT a track?

Coco Murphy (01:23:44.227)

on the official soundtrack release of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

ALEX (01:23:46.436)

Uh, William, how do you not know this?

William (01:23:48.852)

Oh my gosh.

I know it's Gilderoy Lockhart. I know that one because he has a very distinctive theme.

William (01:24:01.244)

And Fox is, they talk about the theme that's... Da da da...

Coco Murphy (01:24:10.327)

I actually played that one on the trumpet.

William (01:24:13.161)

Oh yeah, you did! Oh, what were the other two?

ALEX (01:24:13.868)

Tell him that. Oh, I played that theme. That's mistrial. Your honor.

Dallas (01:24:17.519)

I object.

Coco Murphy (01:24:20.955)

The Chamber of Secrets and Hedwig's Theme.

Coco Murphy (01:24:34.739)

I'm not a soundtrack guy. I don't listen to scores. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (01:24:38.068)

I'm not! And that's my least favorite soundtrack.

ALEX (01:24:39.88)

It comes back to bite him.

ALEX (01:24:44.98)

Even after the jaunty, wonderful, Gilderoy Lockhart theme, you just don't care. His leitmotif, don't care, all right.

Coco Murphy (01:24:46.874)

I'd perv-

William (01:25:02.46)

No, that's not it.

What is not?

ALEX (01:25:18.44)

Exit life and tonight take my hand we're off to the chamber of secrets land

Coco Murphy (01:25:30.283)

I worked really hard on these questions.

William (01:25:30.336)

Okay, okay, okay. I know, I know.

Dallas (01:25:34.489)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (01:25:38.327)

I know there is a song called Meeting Tom Riddle, but I don't know if there's one called the Chamber of Secrets. I know Hedwig's theme was identified in the first one.

Um...

William (01:25:55.044)

Hedwig's theme. Final answer.

Coco Murphy (01:25:59.579)

William? You win! Ha!

William (01:26:02.492)

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ALEX (01:26:05.016)

So.

Coco Murphy (01:26:06.087)

Hedwig's theme is in Harry Potter...is in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. However, it is not on the soundtrack release.

William (01:26:11.472)

But it's not on the... Oh...

Dallas (01:26:22.265)

I feel like I could almost taste the blackberry I ate, and then a dog licked me inside my mouth.

William (01:26:26.268)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Coco Murphy (01:26:27.231)

You live in Mount Sterling, it's like literally down the road.

ALEX (01:26:30.848)

Yeah, Dallas, if you're not going and buying me several cases, please. I, Hey, actually I will Venmo one of you to go Dallas. Can you go over there and get me a couple of cases? Cause they want to charge me $18 to ship a 12 pack. So it triples the price of buying them. You can buy them online, but then here's where it gets fun. If you order multiple packs, they charge you shipping for every single 12 pack.

Dallas (01:26:30.953)

I know, I had one today, so...

William (01:26:32.676)

Did you say I could almost literally taste it and then a dog licked you in your side track?

Dallas (01:26:37.163)

Yes.

Dallas (01:26:48.546)

Ugh.

William (01:26:52.173)

Oh my.

Dallas (01:27:00.374)

Oh yeah, we'll get you. I got you, bro.

ALEX (01:27:02.068)

Alright, thank you. Thank you, Wizard Daddy.

Coco Murphy (01:27:02.828)

We got you covered.

William (01:27:05.749)

Ah.

Coco Murphy (01:27:06.878)

Congratulations, William, on a surprisingly close game.

William (01:27:08.672)

Thank you. That was, that was super, I'm not even mad about it. No, I'm not even mad about it, cause it was on me, I made the decision not to steal. This would have been over, it would have been all over, but the crying way earlier, but I'm like, hehehehe, even without stealing, I'll be able to beat them easy. Ooh, hehehehe.

Dallas (01:27:11.405)

That was.

ALEX (01:27:12.884)

No, I'm not.

Dallas (01:27:23.865)

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ALEX (01:27:26.332)

And you did. You did beat us. And in fact, we stole an easy one. So I mean, hey.

Coco Murphy (01:27:28.789)

Oh, Gilderoy.

Dallas (01:27:32.827)

Yeah, I know.

William (01:27:34.101)

You stole one, then it was down to the answer.

ALEX (01:27:37.603)

And oh, what a beautiful answer it was.

Dallas (01:27:37.886)

Hehehehaha

Coco Murphy (01:27:38.581)

Oh, Gilderoy, impaled by her own sword.

William (01:27:42.793)

Hey, hey, loved it. Well, hey, if you have made it this far, tell us how you did, number one. And congratulations, this round is on us. Um, please follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform of choice, your favorite social platform of choice, cause they are ever changing and ever evolving, but if you do.

Dallas (01:27:44.313)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (01:28:03.597)

hahahaha

Go check us out on Bing Bong, whatever the new one is.

William (01:28:09.312)

You're right. But if you do like the show and want to, we are on threads now, yes. But if you want to take that support, just a little.

ALEX (01:28:09.944)

Follow us on threads, we're on threads now.

See, this joke will not make sense in like a year when Meta actually owns all of the internet, and they're gonna be like, was there a time when you couldn't be on a Meta app? And it's like, yeah, at that point.

William (01:28:22.727)

That's true.

William (01:28:26.896)

You're right. But if you if you do like the show consider us consider supporting us on patreon All the links to everything social show notes all that down there But with that I am going to head out of here and go put on some deodorant because that was way too close But with that I'm William

Coco Murphy (01:28:45.167)

Hahaha

Coco Murphy (01:28:48.611)

I'm devious.

Dallas (01:28:48.684)

I'm Dallas.

William (01:28:50.477)

Yes you were.

ALEX (01:28:51.456)

And I am Alex.

ALEX (01:28:56.18)

and we will catch you next time.

Coco Murphy (01:28:56.487)

See you guys.

William (01:28:56.963)

Yes.

Coco Murphy (01:29:01.219)

Bye!

William (01:29:01.46)

Bye!

Ep. 93 - Book Club - Recursion [Transcript]

William (00:03.966)

So have you guys ever had a piece of furniture, a flat tire?

Alex (00:08.03)

A dream that you could, that you, that, that you could achieve, um, that... No one knows the reference I'm making there?

Cody (00:17.706)

I think he's having an ulcer.

Dallas (00:17.995)

I don't think so.

Alex (00:19.714)

Oh, it's a meme, it's this little kid and he's like, did you ever have a dream that you could, that you could do, that you could, and he just stutters back and forth, no? Oh. The people who do get that are gonna love it and the people that don't get it are gonna also probably not love it, but you know.

William (00:28.374)

Nope.

Dallas (00:28.584)

Ha ha ha, nope. Ha ha ha.

Cody (00:31.75)

Nope.

William (00:38.73)

But have you ever had a piece of furniture get a flat tire?

Alex (00:44.642)

piece of furniture get a flat tire. Is it a wheelchair joke?

Dallas (00:47.802)

Tire swing at a flat tire once.

William (00:50.234)

No, it happened today. So we had a yard sale on our whole street. All of the neighbors organized, like, we're going to have this big yard sale, advertise it, and get a bunch of people in. And one of our neighbors, she had a 19th century dresser. The thing's like 130 years old. And it was just gorgeous.

And she wanted next to nothing for it. I was like, and somebody walked up to it and called for their son, like, hey, bring the tape measure. And my wife went, oh. So I'm like, I have to go over there and buy it. Like, done, done deal. So it has the original casters on the bottom with wooden wheels. Okay, that's important. That comes into play later. So we start rolling this thing down the road, okay?

Alex (01:42.773)

Okay.

William (01:46.718)

We were bebopping all the way over to our house. This is our next door neighbor. One of the wheels decides to stop spinning, but we continue to push the stressor toward my house. And all asphalt is basically giant sandpaper. And so by... Really high large grit sandpaper. And so by the time we're like, why is this, it's really hard to push.

Alex (02:06.134)

that really, really high, like large grit.

Cody (02:12.356)

Oh no...

William (02:15.858)

And I looked down and the road had literally sanded a flat edge on one of the wheels on the stressor. And so it literally had a flat tire. It was...

Alex (02:31.883)

I am so curious to see how you are going to segue that into our topic tonight.

Dallas (02:32.946)

AAA doesn't cover that.

Cody (02:37.834)

See, tire, segue, now topic. So, you know, just it's all connected. It's all connected.

Dallas (02:47.29)

We're getting a nosebleed.

William (02:48.403)

See, trust the process. Trust the process.

Cody (02:50.67)

It's a recursive... I mean, my bad jokes are just a recursive memory. And many of which are dead memories.

William (02:57.666)

Uh, your bad jokes are just painful enough that... ..

Alex (02:59.21)

No, no, no.

Dallas (03:02.95)

I'm getting back in the tank, I'll be back.

Cody (03:05.642)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alex (03:07.53)

What is wrong with you three? What a- no, it doesn't make any sense and I read the damn book! Where are you-

William (03:09.359)

I promise, Francis, we'll all make sense soon. Well, hey, everybody.

Cody (03:14.192)

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, but I listen to Don't Get Me Started, and I don't think anybody understands anything ever. Like...

Alex (03:28.49)

What? No! No, we do understand so many times. Oh dear God. Where did the- hold on, time out. Where did the dresser have any tie-in to the book recursion?

Cody (03:29.994)

Ha ha!

William (03:42.754)

It didn't.

Alex (03:46.014)

What? Why are we talking about it?

William (03:50.838)

It was small talk before the episode got started. You made it weird!

Alex (03:58.494)

We intro the podcast to talk about- Okay... I told- I knew last episode I needed a shot I didn't know I needed two shots

Dallas (04:08.678)

Heh heh.

William (04:13.734)

Oh, well, hey, friends, welcome back. This round's on me. Apparently I have to make Alex's a double. Uh, tonight a doctor, a lawyer, a pilot and a professor have all walked into a bar. And it is book club. And apparently anytime that you go to book club, small talk before you dive into the book is strictly not allowed. So I will, I will.

Alex (04:31.154)

B-Club, B-Club.

Alex (04:37.066)

No small talk.

Cody (04:38.514)

It has to be all serious all the time.

Dallas (04:39.191)

Business Transaction.

Alex (04:40.702)

What's your deal? And is God dead? As Jeff Winger would say. No small talk.

Dallas (04:45.286)

Heh heh.

William (04:45.463)

Hahahaha

William (04:48.771)

Um, what this is, is this, is this book club round two?

Alex (04:52.65)

This is season two of Book Club, in the same way that we're in season two of Choose Your Own Adventure, we're in season two of Book Club.

Cody (04:53.051)

Yes.

William (04:55.335)

This is season two.

Choose your own adventure. I just, it's so exciting. Our favorite.

Alex (05:02.786)

four fresh pics from four lame people. So, I mean, it's amazing that our books are always so good, but our.

Cody (05:05.851)

Mm.

William (05:07.675)

Easy.

Cody (05:08.446)

Hey, easy now. Easy now. One of our most highest viewed episodes. We're getting ready to celebrate its one year anniversary tomorrow. Thank you very much.

William (05:11.338)

Ha ha ha!

William (05:19.262)

Yeah. Oh yeah, by the time this episode comes out, Cody and Michelle will have celebrated their one year wedding anniversary. Happy anniversary, sir.

Dallas (05:21.062)

what that is.

Dallas (05:28.439)

Ohhhh...

Cody (05:30.318)

And at the time of recording, at the time of recording, happy anniversary to you, Alex, for falling off the ladder. It's been a year.

William (05:37.378)

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Alex (05:38.07)

Wow. Has it really been a year? Why is my knee still messed up? Should I have gone and seen a doctor? Because I think I definitely broke something. But who needs a doctor when you've just got good old fashioned rub some dirt in it, you know?

William (05:41.782)

It's very... It's...

Cody (05:47.166)

Hehehehe

William (05:47.274)

Probably.

Cody (05:53.809)

Exactly!

Alex (05:54.774)

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William (05:55.188)

Pretty sure that happened.

Dallas (05:55.352)

You rub dirt on it until that bone goes back in.

Dallas (06:01.306)

Just eat it.

William (06:07.714)

Ay, ay, no, I'm pretty sure no one's given us that promo code. Well, for my book hub pic, I'm leading out, we'll charge here, I have picked Blake Crouch's follow-up to Dark Matter. Now this is not a sequel in any stretch. There are no Stephen King characters popping up in the background during 900 pages of world building exposition.

Cody (06:08.974)

Ah!

Alex (06:34.89)

I was a little sad about that. I was waiting for all the Stephen King characters to show up, and none of them did.

William (06:40.242)

You're right. Yeah. Anyway.

Cody (06:43.166)

What is it doing here?

William (06:47.126)

Ah, okay, I'll let that one slide. Yeah, I'll let that one slide. No, don't shake your head, don't shake your head. It's... But I have picked Blake Crouch's follow-up to Dark Matter, the book Recursion. And as in our previous book club discussions, the first section will be our spoiler-free review. We will go to break.

Cody (06:56.562)

So we all know that-

William (07:15.41)

And then we will come back and we will talk. We will do spoiler talk and final thoughts on the book after we're able to discuss everything freely. So, uh, it makes, it makes me, uh, it makes me excited that, uh, I threw another one out there and it seems like the response was even better to the first one.

across the board. Well, except Cody, he's made that very clear inside the group chat that he preferred dark matter. But, okay. Go around the horn here, Cody, you can go first since I did kind of spoil your initial review. Spoiler free talk. Initial thoughts on the book. Rating out of 10.

Alex (07:39.318)

For me, yes, for sure.

Dallas (07:44.889)

Ha ha ha.

Cody (07:45.467)

I did prefer Dark Matter.

Alex (07:45.802)

Whoa, spoiler!

Cody (07:53.063)

All right.

Cody (07:58.138)

Alright, so just to be clear, I just want this to be abundantly clear. It's a great book. There was just a couple of editorial choices. I would have if I was his editor would have asked a little bit more of. But it is a great book. I my feelings on it when I watch.

when I read Dark Matter, or listened to Dark Matter, I listened to it in such a way that it was probably unhealthy to my brain because I listened to a nine hour audio book in like one day. That was probably because I could not stop. Like I could not stop. It's a testament to the book. I was able to put down recursion. And so that's the assessment I'm basing it off of.

William (08:42.102)

Mm-hmm.

I mean, that's a testament to the book.

Cody (08:56.49)

Is that it was a good book, but I was able to stop and put it down. Whereas Dark Matter, I was just like, what is happening? And could not put it down. And so overall rating, I would give it. Yes. Oh, overall rating. I would give it a 7.75 out of 10.

William (09:05.173)

Yeah.

Alex (09:18.89)

Oh, whoa!

William (09:19.094)

Ooh, okay. Hmm.

Cody (09:21.158)

Yeah, 7.75 out of 10. So like, very, very close to an eight. I'm not sure if I can give it an eight. So, I'm not sure, yeah.

Alex (09:24.473)

Ow.

William (09:31.874)

Okay.

Alex (09:32.138)

I am ready to hear your critiques in the spoiler talk section because I am on the flip side I gave dark matter a like seven five if everyone recalls and a few of my critiques that were non-spoiler of dark matter and non-spoiler of recursion here was that dark matter needed about another 150 pages for pacing purposes

William (09:42.582)

Hmm.

Alex (10:01.442)

to be fleshed out. I could tell that Blake Crouch clearly had a concept that either he was not confident in or that he was trying to write like a movie script. And that left me going, there needed more pacing.

William (10:19.386)

Interesting. Okay, interesting. Yeah, keep going.

Alex (10:22.974)

with recursion, he gave that extra 150 pages, 200 pages, that I felt dark matter needed. So that's one thing that he did. And the second thing he did was, without spoiling the book, but he jumps back and forth between points in time and characters who are experiencing those points in time.

which wound up adding a very, very fun structure as a reader, because as you're going through, you get to this very pivotal moment, and then the next section is the other character, and you're like, no, bring me back, which keeps, it just keeps reeling me in every bit along the way. I also think that in terms of... Dark Matter is the what if.

book. I would say so Dark Matter is the what-if. Recursion is the, without getting into spoilers, the power of memory and much, much more. And I think the actual concept of recursion was far more interesting to me than Dark Matter as well. So given that

I really like Blake Crouch's style and I wanted more of it and I liked the topic more. I think that recursion in reading it, I'd give it a 9-5, which is the same score, spoiler for my other upcoming pick, well for a later season, upgrade was also a 9-5.

William (12:05.647)

Whoa!

Alex (12:16.966)

I think he, like, those are neck and neck for me. So, The Recursion gets a nine, five. It didn't capture that perfect 10 spot that I think Project Hail Mary has still, like, held rather firmly. But this was, I devoured it, and I handed it to Ali, and I was like, please finish your other dumb book. It's probably a great book that you're reading, finish it now.

William (12:43.349)

Ha!

Dallas (12:43.399)

Yeah.

Alex (12:45.578)

And she's like, but I'm in the middle. Finish, finish your book so you can read this book instead because it's better, I guarantee it. And in fact, she has said it is far better. And now I'm reading the other book and recursion's better.

Dallas (13:01.711)

Ha ha

William (13:01.786)

Interesting. Okay, Dallas.

Dallas (13:07.595)

I really enjoyed dark matter. It did feel like an action movie. I don't know if he thought this may be his only shot. So like make it as action packed, like you get one go and then it was successful so he can spend time and money on his other ventures because this felt like he spent more time.

William (13:31.049)

Hmm.

Dallas (13:34.194)

And he had the space to really flesh this one out more so than dark matter. Um, I, the trope in this one is one that I feel like in especially recent pop culture is very well worn, but he did a great job of making it fresh and a good perspective on, on what he, he picked.

Alex (13:36.893)

Yeah, yeah.

Cody (13:38.013)

Hmm.

William (13:59.226)

I'm picking up what you're throwing down. I see that like not to the spoiler section without actually saying it. Okay, okay, yeah.

Dallas (14:04.326)

Let's see, yeah. I think I, I don't remember what I gave Dark Matter, but I still stand by my, like there's no perfect 10 that is perfection, never attainable. So I'm going to give this one 8.7, I think. So, which is for me, I think for me is probably similar to what you gave it, Alex, because for me, 10 is unattainable. So that.

William (14:24.187)

Okay.

Alex (14:31.603)

Okay. Sure.

Dallas (14:33.85)

kind of drops everything. So I think that's where it's at.

Alex (14:35.646)

Mine's, my 10 is, it's dang near impossible, but it's, I mean, there is a concept of a 10. Like nothing is perfect. So it just seems cruel not to give it a perfect score when it's as close to perfect as, you know, like.

Dallas (14:44.26)

Right.

Cody (14:47.002)

Oh. There's some C.S. Lewis philosophy I could get into there with you on that.

Dallas (14:48.346)

Ha ha.

Alex (14:52.07)

9.9 repeating, you know, just doesn't have the same ring as 10, so. But

William (14:52.534)

Hehehehehe

Dallas (14:56.905)

Right? Whenever I finally read a book that's a 10, I will never read any other book because I'll be like, this ruined books for me. I can't do it. We're not there yet.

Alex (15:08.492)

Alright, William.

Dallas (15:08.718)

William, what are you going?

William (15:11.238)

Okay, so I'm going to read Recursion's synopsis here. Memory makes reality. That's what New York City cop Barry Sutton is learning as he investigates the devastating phenomenon that the media has dubbed false memory syndrome, a mysterious affliction that drives its victims mad with memories of a life that they've never lived. That's what neuroscientist Helena Smith believes.

And it's why she dedicated her life to creating technology that will let us preserve our most precious memories. If she succeeds, anyone will be able to re-experience a first kiss, the birth of a child, and the final moment of a dying parent. As Barry searches for the truth, he comes face to face with an opponent more terrifying than any disease. A force that attacks not just our minds, but the very fabric of the past.

and as its effects begin to unmake the world as we know it, only he and Helena working together will stand a chance of defeating it. But how can they make a stand when reality itself is shifting and crumbling all around them? At once a relentless page-turner and an intricate science fiction puzzle box about time, identity, and memory, Recursion is a thriller as only Blake Crouch could imagine it, and his most ambitious, mind-boggling, and irresistible work to date.

Alex (16:34.514)

And that was written before upgrade had come out. So, I mean like.

William (16:34.909)

I agr-

William (16:39.146)

Yeah, I agreed with everything in that until the last paragraph Cody I agree with you Dark matter edges out recursion for me in this ranking and I will tell you why Alex you said it felt like That he was writing an action movie When I look back on my experience with dark matter

Alex (16:52.542)

Oh no! No!

Cody (16:54.133)

Ooh, ooh.

William (17:08.514)

I do very clearly see an Act 1, Act 2, Act 3. And while the premise was very trippy, sure, it had a strong narrative and a strong structure that I could follow, and my ADHD brain was like, yes, okay, I know what's going on, okay, perfect. It still, like, flicked the little, like, twists and the turns, and it was, uh...

It was exciting and unexpected to the end. Recursion, even on revisiting it. There were moments when we were bouncing back and forth between different perspectives, and I found myself thinking, okay, yeah, we get it, okay, we get it. Come on, you're not Stephen King. Okay, come on, let's.

Alex (18:03.618)

That's just cruel. That was as good as a Stephen King. Ah...

William (18:08.983)

I still really, really like it. I do, and it's why I brought it forward as the book pick. It's almost, Alex, I know your opinion on Upgrade and I know my opinion on Dark Matter, and this kind of felt like the two towers in Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Alex (18:29.135)

Uhhh... North or south? Okay. Whew! Golly...

William (18:32.662)

No, no, no. In Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy, like, yeah, it was a good movie. Yeah, it really was. But the magic of the Fellowship of the Ring versus the grandeur of the Return of the King, it was like, okay, yeah. It said sophomore outing for me. And I say that in if we're making the loose trilogy of Dark Matter Recursion and Upgrade. I know he did Wayward Pines before he did Dark Matter.

Alex (19:01.74)

Yeah.

William (19:01.898)

but it did feel like a sophomore outing. Alex and I were having the conversation, and we can get into more of this in the spoiler chat, that it was really interesting revisiting this, given the subject matter, and memories and revisiting memories and how I had pictured things versus how they actually happened versus my recollection of the book.

Alex (19:17.302)

Memories, revisiting, yeah.

Cody (19:20.178)

Mm-hmm.

William (19:29.158)

Anyway, I will give this an 8.2.

William (19:35.846)

out of 10. And I do that to kind of slap in the face of your grading scale that you are only allowed to do at school there. Cody, whenever you said that you can give 185, a 70, what, 50 and 30? That's all you're allowed to give? Yeah. So instead of an 8.5, I'm going to give an 8.2 just to...

Cody (19:49.294)

Yeah, pretty much. But yeah. Yeah.

Cody (19:56.386)

I- and that's why I did a 7.75. It's just like something- I couldn't quite give it an 8, though it kind of deserved it, but it was like close enough, basically.

William (20:01.164)

Perfect. No, I love it.

Dallas (20:01.263)

Ha ha ha.

Alex (20:12.055)

Alright, so a cumulative score of 33.95 divided by 4 is an 8.49, which I am going to round up using sig figs to go to 8.5.

Cody (20:31.57)

I think that's respectable. I think that is respectable.

William (20:31.894)

Perfect. Yeah.

Alex (20:34.571)

Wow. I think that is criminally low for this book. But it's not even my pick, and yet I'm defending it harder than the person who picked it.

Cody (20:38.826)

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Dallas (20:41.21)

Ha ha ha!

Cody (20:49.034)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (20:51.726)

pick the next book that I hate.

Cody (20:55.294)

Pilgrim of Tinker Creek.

Cody (21:00.469)

I don't know, I would never subject you guys to that nonsense. Ever.

Alex (21:03.83)

Well, with a criminally low score, we're going to go get a refill, get our next round of appetizers up at the bar, and when we come back we will get into our spoiler talk for our book club this month, which is Recursion by Blake Crouch. We'll see you all in a minute.

Cody (21:24.17)

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William (21:27.658)

Why do you go to the prices right every time?

William (21:32.306)

I mean, it is, it's a banger.

Alex (21:37.486)

It's just kind of ingrained in us that they were the show that went to break and always played, you know, upbeat music.

Dallas (21:42.822)

music.

Cody (21:44.402)

That's true. That's true.

William (21:46.542)

During the heightened cortisol levels of our sick childhoods when we would stay home and watch the prices, right?

Cody (21:54.184)

Rest in peace, Bob Barker.

Dallas (21:54.618)

You're not wrong.

Alex (21:55.326)

Okay, so I went to the bar and Tom had a really bad nosebleed. I'm not entirely sure why. He said he thought he remembered our drink orders and he gave me dish water. Cody has green milk, Dallas has blue milk, and William, I think this is a Shirley Temple and it's actually made the right way with ginger ale. So I don't know what's going on with Tom. He's kind of crying. He thinks he remembers a wife he used to have.

Very... Very strange.

William (22:25.831)

Listen, I'm not complaining. Pass that over here.

Cody (22:27.829)

And isn't there a detective and a scientist sitting in the table down from us? Oh, that's true. That's true. Yeah.

Alex (22:31.726)

They're flirting really hard, but I mean, kinda strange. I'm gonna leave them alone.

William (22:34.778)

I heard her say when she walked in, you look like you wanna buy me a drink.

Alex (22:38.818)

That was a great pickup line for her, honestly. I'm rooting for him. Let's see how this turns out for them. We'll pick up with them at the end of the episode.

William (22:41.342)

It really was, it really was. And even, well if you haven't realized by now, we are entering into spoiler talk for the book Recursion by Blake Crouch. So if you have not read the book, why are you listening to this? And if it's a good book, it is a really good book. Regardless, disregard everything I said before. That was a dead memory. Disregard it.

Dallas (22:57.561)

the

Alex (23:00.246)

Yeah, it's a good book. I don't understand what you guys are going on about.

Dallas (23:05.156)

Ha ha ha!

Cody (23:06.09)

Ha ha ha!

Alex (23:06.774)

First of all, you know what, you know what? I've developed this bad rap between the three of you. You all have turned me into the Judas.

Cody (23:16.178)

So what you're saying is, don't get me started.

William (23:19.286)

Hehehehe

Alex (23:19.346)

No, no, no. I'm not saying that. Not saying that. You all have turned me into the scapegoat as the guy who is always negative about things, but here I am espousing the beauty of this book, okay? So, let's get into the actual spoiler synopsis first, in that what is happening is simultaneously in the book we are following Barry, the detective, in present day.

Dallas (23:21.542)

Ha ha ha!

Alex (23:48.118)

uh, set in 2019 when the book was released, and Barry is a detective, he goes to the scene of a crime, and this woman is about to unalive herself off a building because she claims that this husband she had in another life will come and save her because his wife did the same thing and he wasn't there to stop it. And so Barry is sent on this

wild goose chase to track down this woman's, I gotta use air quotes to say husband, because there's no record of her ever having interacted with him. There's no, it's not like she was married to him and he's gaslighting her. There is no connection between these two people. He has lived his own life. So Barry is sent off down that rabbit hole. Meanwhile, we are following Helena Smith, who's a scientist whose mother is

dying slowly of Alzheimer's and she is trying to build a algorithm that can extract human memories So that we can relive them and she's doing basic studies She has no funding and she is approached by the shadowy corporation They say they will give her unlimited funding to build the chair

And for us as the reader, we're like, what is the chair? We have no idea. And so that is where our story starts. Helena is sent off to an oil rig. Her story is taking place in 2005, 2005 or 2007, I think. About, we'll just call it rough decade earlier.

William (25:23.574)

2007?

William (25:29.026)

I think it was, she went to the Oregon 2007 and she was there for two to three years and it went up to 2009, 2010, yeah.

Alex (25:36.034)

So her story, when we start the book, is about a decade before Barry's story. And slowly as recursion is progressing, those two stories start to intersect and meet. And what we find out is that Helena's chair that she has designed to be a way, it's an immersion tank where somebody sits in it, they get a rush of DMT, and they are supposed to be able to do it.

William (25:50.271)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (26:05.166)

feel as close to the memory as possible so that they can map that using a little skull cap and now they can actually allow people to relive those memories. But her shadowy financier has figured out that there is another use for this, and that is if someone dies while in the memory chair, they are sent back in time.

when that memory takes place, creating a branching timeline where they can do it all over again from that point on. And that is the crux of the story. So Barry, as a detective, is now tracking down how this shadowy organization is using the chair, but he is unaware of that. And meanwhile, Helena is trying to stop her employer from using that for his own gain.

Cody (26:43.294)

Mm-hmm.

William (26:44.982)

So good.

Alex (27:02.594)

from ethical purposes. Is that a fair? OK. I think we can. That's a good starting point to launch into conversation. And if somebody wants enough spoilers to go, OK, now I want to read it, I won't. There will be points where they go, I didn't want to know that. But now you know enough to get your feet wet.

William (27:06.97)

Oh yeah, it's an absolutely fair summary. And every time.

Cody (27:07.873)

Mm-hmm.

William (27:13.195)

Sure, yeah.

William (27:17.483)

Yeah.

Cody (27:19.048)

Yeah.

Yeah.

William (27:23.742)

And as you, as you progress further in the book, you realize that false memory syndrome is somebody has used said chair and it's they've gone back in time to step on the butterfly to alter the present and decisions and differing timelines cause you to remember previous timelines and it's

Alex (27:47.014)

once you reach the point of where those timelines would have stopped and restarted.

William (27:53.162)

Yeah. And the, this is what I love and I have not read upgrade yet. And I'm just based on my experience with Blake Crouch and his ability to take a concept and build an entire story around a concept that is, I would say it's, it's weird, they both have enough fantastical elements to them where you're like, okay, yeah, this is definitely sci-fi. But.

Cody (28:19.614)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (28:21.039)

Yeah.

William (28:21.482)

They also are grounded in enough scientific truth where you sit there and go, but could they, hmm.

Cody (28:27.25)

He's.

Alex (28:30.29)

I said the same thing to Ali. I said I reached certain points in a book where I'm like, yeah, that's normal. Wait, no it's not. What are we talking about? That doesn't exist. That's not a thing. Like, oh, I gotta.

Dallas (28:37.536)

Ha ha!

Cody (28:38.61)

Well, I mean, there's been an ongoing theme in this whole book club ever since Dallas's pick of scientifically believable sci-fi. Uh.

Alex (28:47.882)

Yeah, like giant human-sized anthropomorphic rabbits just suddenly overnight. Yeah, that was...

William (28:48.67)

Yeah.

Cody (28:53.102)

Well, at least in terms of Project Hail Mary and Dark Matter and... Yeah. Project Hail Mary, Dark Matter...

Dallas (28:53.286)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (28:56.219)

He said, he said Dallas's pick. The Constant Rabbit was a great book. Don't get me wrong. But the fact, and whenever they started going through the description of our perception of reality is all memory. It is. Even though that we feel like it's real time. There are still.

Alex (28:59.894)

He said there is a theme among all of our picks.

Dallas (29:00.252)

That was after mine, before mine.

Alex (29:05.426)

and just wait till my pick this month, so, you know.

Alex (29:16.845)

Yeah.

William (29:23.842)

nanosecond delays from our optical receptors, registering what we are seeing to our brain to go to our cerebral cortex in order to discern and evaluate. Like the image coming in through our eyes is inverted and our brain has to correct it and process it in order to tell us what is happening around us.

Alex (29:43.774)

I mean that's half the reason that babies are so bad, like newborn infants are so bad at riding dirt bikes. They cannot understand why the whole world's upside down yet. That's not where you thought I was going with that, was it? You were like, let's see where he takes this. Dirt bikes, interesting. Well the babies just don't have very good visual cortex understanding yet. They don't. It's upside down.

Dallas (29:53.606)

Right, yeah. That's the only reason why.

William (29:54.466)

Bye!

William (29:58.514)

I... You took that dirt bike and ran it right off the side of the cliff. I... I don't know.

William (30:11.124)

You're correct sir, it's all kind of shaping like light and dark.

Cody (30:13.494)

I feel like my high school classes, my high school classes right now where I'm just like, what? What?

William (30:19.45)

What is happening?

Dallas (30:20.998)

I'm gonna get glasses that flip things upside down and a dirt bike.

Alex (30:21.59)

You? Both of you are wondering what is happening, mister? I'm gonna start this episode talking about an armoire that we shoved down the street. And you, mister... I'm gonna make a Stephen King joke. 9.2 out of 5 on my own joke. Thank you very much. I don't understand. Yeah, right. You understood from day one.

Dallas (30:28.902)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (30:35.658)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (30:36.582)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (30:41.898)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (30:41.926)

I'm gonna roll up to people with babies with a pair of glasses and a dirt bike, and I'm like, I'm gonna need to do an experiment. Just bear with me. But trust me, this is gonna work out. You're gonna be amazed.

Alex (30:47.556)

Hahaha

Cody (30:48.487)

Hahaha!

Alex (30:53.89)

Ha ha ha!

William (30:53.937)

Bear with me but trust me. Famous last words.

Cody (30:54.064)

Eh.

Dallas (30:56.574)

Yeah. Can I put these glasses on your baby, please? Step one.

William (31:01.51)

That whole premise of if you reawaken a memory with enough vivid detail that you return to that point.

Cody (31:13.386)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (31:15.018)

Now, he does enough of the pseudo-science, mumbo jumbo discussion that they kind of, he weaves it into reality where you're like, oh yeah, I could see how that, wait, no, that's sci-fi, that doesn't, but he does it at a level that is believable and understandable, just like in the same way that Andy Weir would do it for The Martian or for, like that's the beauty of Blake Crouch,

William (31:15.184)

I... It felt...

William (31:31.466)

Yeah.

Alex (31:45.054)

you are able to release like that suspension of disbelief just for a moment where you go yes naturally in this world the science works

Dallas (31:55.47)

And I feel like with this one, he used enough of a hook that like, I bet everyone has a point in time in their past that they wish they could go back to and change and he got you with that. Because now like we got to follow this through because like, even if there is like a little bit of suspension of belief with some of the science, he's got you because you're like...

Alex (32:06.667)

Yes.

William (32:06.862)

Yeah.

Cody (32:08.106)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (32:21.058)

Yeah, I would love to go back and change things. So let's see where this goes because that would, everybody has that somewhere.

Cody (32:27.559)

I mean, like going back to Dark Matter, I mean, it's almost like Blake Crouch's sifting through his own regrets because both Dark Matter and recursion have very similar themes because the villain in Dark Matter is somebody who's like, I didn't get the girl and I want the girl now. And I want the girl now and go into a life where I had the girl.

William (32:39.685)

Ooh.

Cody (32:55.694)

Um, so it's almost like maybe there's some psychology there where he has some regrets in life. I don't know. I know nothing about this man. But...

William (33:03.602)

So it's in the reason why this felt like such a follow-up to dark matter for me, especially dark matter with the box you could experience other realities where different decisions were made.

You couldn't change it. Like you could you could drop into that reality where things are subtly different or you could drop in when it was like nuclear fallout and a wasteland. This one was like.

Cody (33:29.246)

You're not going back in time, it's an alternate reality.

Alex (33:32.982)

But it's also not your choices that created that reality. You were just stepping into an alternate world.

William (33:41.566)

But your choice in the past did.

Cody (33:43.73)

Yeah, it splinters off. That's the multiverse theory.

Alex (33:47.07)

When you're in the box, you are... It's a glorified Schrodinger's cat situa- or a scaled up version. So the fact that you have not perceived any reality means that all realities are possible. And they are not dependent or contingent upon the actions that the pr- uh, I forget his name in Dark Matter. Uh, that Mr. Matter hit what his decisions were. Yeah, yeah. Um...

William (33:56.394)

Mm-hmm.

William (34:13.81)

Mr. Matter. Yeah.

Cody (34:14.611)

Miss you.

Alex (34:15.806)

I can't remember his name to save my life. But it wasn't contingent on his actions. It's not like he caused nuclear Armageddon or he caught like, but his choice of just stepping into a universe just means that it exists.

William (34:32.03)

Well, so the way that I had perceived it is every universe that he stepped into chronologically was at the same point in time As his current universe in the past and that's why the main and So in the past the main character He develops his box to go find a reality where he stayed with Daniela

Alex (34:39.582)

Yes. Correct.

Cody (34:42.373)

It's the-

Alex (34:44.586)

In the way you said at the same time in the past, what are you talking about?

Alex (34:58.241)

Right.

William (34:59.414)

to abduct the version of him in that reality where he stayed with Daniela. Like the decision has already been made. He's not going in the past and changing his decision.

Alex (35:08.946)

So when he enters the box, time is still moving linearly. And so when he gets out of the box, he if he was in the box like at 8.02 in the morning, he would step out at 8.02 in the alternate reality. And however long he spends outside of the box, it continues. So he goes back in at 8.05. He could spend in the box as long as he wants. The next time he steps out, it'll be 8.05.

Cody (35:09.694)

Whereas...

William (35:13.439)

Yes.

Cody (35:26.194)

That's what I was saying, time travel.

William (35:38.634)

Yes, so this is, the multiverse has branched, and he's able to step laterally into a different branch. This book felt like, okay, but what if I could go back and change it? And that's why this felt like the—

Alex (35:45.894)

Correct.

Alex (35:51.73)

Yes, yes.

but not to the extreme of nuclear Armageddon or, well, ironic, which we'll get there. But again, like, what are the repercussions of making changes to the

William (36:03.45)

I mean...

William (36:08.496)

And he could have stepped into a reality where...

I don't know, something 600 years in the past has triggered the next ice age and that's why he steps out. Either way, this felt, yeah and dark matter, this felt like you had the ability to go back to the point where that pivotal decision that branched the multiverse happened and make a different decision.

Alex (36:22.496)

in dark matter, yes.

Alex (36:32.85)

You can only go back as far as your memory is strong enough. That if it was so impactful on you and your life, for good, for bad, for neutral, but as long as your memory is strong enough, you can go back to that point.

William (36:37.031)

Exactly. Yeah.

Cody (36:48.219)

There's no killing Hitler unless you're in your 90s. Like, it's within your lifetime. Yeah.

Alex (36:51.07)

which is interesting because they talk about that. So, I mean, there is a point where Helena's chair is, you know, she finds out that it's being used by her funder, and she's not happy with that. There winds up being a raid where they take over the chair, is taken over by the government, and they set up this task force to try and ethically use it.

for just a small portion of the book, which was super fun because that's like a, you're like, whoa, we're here now. And they talk about like, could we get a veteran who remembers his childhood in the early 1900? Could we do that? But then it was also like, yeah, but if we change that, the ramifications would be astronomically worse than just going back within one's own lifetime within the...

Cody (37:42.756)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (37:48.482)

present of the chair's existence, you know?

William (37:51.53)

the great grandparents of Helena even could have never met and she is never born and she can't make the chair and yeah.

Cody (37:59.942)

William, do you remember the Pendragon series? There was the Bobby Pendra... The Bobby Pendragon, the Travelers. Not the King Arthur, no. No, this is a different series.

William (38:02.716)

Oh yes.

Alex (38:05.582)

I haven't thought about that series in forever.

Alex (38:13.862)

Oh. Okay, because that was also a good series about a, nevermind, okay.

Cody (38:19.018)

So, in one of the books, he goes back in time to, like, there's like three variants of Earth, and he goes back in time to the 1930s, and we find out that the, what was it, the Hindenburg blimp crash that happens in the 1930s, if they had to let that crash because of the butterfly effect, because if the blimp had survived, World War II would have gone a completely different way.

William (38:32.146)

Yeah.

Cody (38:46.19)

And so it's almost like that when you're dealing with time travel is, you know, you want to save the day here, but what are the ramifications on down the road? And something like going back in time and killing Hitler. A lot of people survive that would marry different people that would people who would not exist that would otherwise exist because of the choices that are being made. And that's ultimately Hellenist choice. Hellenist stance here is, is that humanity is not capable.

of processing that much information and taking that much into account without destroying itself. And eventually, in this timeline, they did. They ultimately destroyed themselves, and it honestly proved her point.

William (39:21.282)

Thanks for watching!

Alex (39:27.994)

not from the actions of the chair being used to change the present, but from humanity's response. And I think that's what was really interesting, is it wasn't... So I'm gonna give a light spoiler here for 11-22-63, which is another great go back in time, what are the effects of, you know, the butterfly effect. Stephen

Cody (39:40.243)

Yeah.

William (39:40.497)

Yeah.

Alex (39:56.674)

But in one of the universes, he steps out and nuclear Armageddon has broken out because that's just what wound up happening is one thing led to another, dominoes start toppling, but it was due to a massive change he made. In recursion,

The reason that the world is coming to an end, that all of these horrible events are happening, is because if it were to be weaponized, if the chair's power was to be weaponized, then it's mutually assured destruction. And so now these ultimatums are made by nations like, don't use the chair. We're all feeling the effects, stop using the chair. And they keep going back in time trying to stop other people from using the chair.

Cody (40:33.128)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (40:46.482)

and now all hell breaks loose, quite literally. And it's not from them going back beyond, like, more than just a couple years trying to stop using the chair. And it's very interesting that it's not the effect, like, it's not the cause and effect of their choices that

Cody (40:50.122)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (41:09.937)

It's the inverse of mutually assured destruction. Nations have nuclear weapons, and therefore we don't use them against each other because otherwise the process would be catastrophic. Whereas now it's like this chair exists, we have to use it so we can beat the other guy from using it.

Alex (41:27.37)

right and if but then it became all right everyone stop using the chair otherwise we're going to now use nukes and so it was just it was very fascinating that that's the if we all wanted to do over then life would get really messy for somebody else and so i like how

Cody (41:50.942)

It's honestly a secular version of the problem of evil, which is, you know, if you went back and eliminated all pain and suffering in a cause and effect kind of universe, what factor are we not taking into consideration here? What is someone else's pain taking away someone else's pain? You know, what unintended consequence would that cause? And humanity does not have the capacity to understand that.

Alex (42:18.666)

I'm not touching that one.

Cody (42:21.979)

Yeah.

Dallas (42:22.647)

But I do.

Alex (42:23.603)

What I liked is that Blake Crouch humanizes the effects of one person trying to make a change in their own life. What are the effects on someone else there? That it becomes like Barry wants to save his daughter who died in an accident as a teenager, but what does that wind up doing? Like does his marriage change?

Cody (42:34.922)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (42:50.102)

Does his relationship with other people change? Like, what are the effects there in the present? That was very interesting.

William (42:58.258)

And by the time we approach the moment he went back, all of those people whose pasts were changed because of Megan's existence in the world start to experience this alternate reality. And that's...

When they talked about humanity cannot process this, yes, there's global conflict, there's nuclear fallout from all of this, but there's also the, my brain cannot cope with two sets of memories, because how far back in time did he go?

Alex (43:40.054)

So he went back to 2007 to stop his daughter's death, so 12 years.

William (43:44.838)

and it was 2018. So he went back in like 11 years of memories that are in my brain that did not happen. And the brain is trying to coalesce them.

Alex (43:53.394)

And so that's part of what's driving people insane, quite literally. And then even though he saves his daughter from dying in an accident, she can't handle the fact that she was actually dead. And now that all of the memories that she has built over the past decade do not exist.

William (44:11.042)

So think about vertigo. Has anyone ever experienced vertigo? Where you sit up and all of a sudden, the phenomenon in your brain.

Alex (44:14.806)

The movie or the actual thing?

Cody (44:17.514)

I believe Dallas did so at Disney World, if we recall.

Dallas (44:23.322)

Yeah, dude.

William (44:23.542)

So you sit up like oh hello world. It's a new day and you open your eyes in the world is spinning around you So that phenomenon happens from two inputs in the brain that are not matched So you sit up there. There are these tiny little stones in your ears called otoliths

Alex (44:24.567)

dizzy world.

Alex (44:32.942)

Mm-hmm.

William (44:46.87)

Think about, like, did anybody have the hula hoop as a kid where if you tilted it up, you hear all these little stones roll down to the bottom? Yeah, okay, so.

Alex (44:56.062)

And if you rolled it on really hard concrete, it actually acts as like asphalt, and it would make the outside of the hula hoop really rough. And so you could roll it backwards. So you'd flip it up in the air with backspin, and then it would roll back to you. And that's exactly what happened to the legs of that armoire.

William (45:08.994)

Throw it and flip it, yeah. So you have.

William (45:15.45)

Exactly, exactly. But see, full circle here, full circle. Hula hoop, full circle. So you have three sets of those oriented in different 45 degree angles in your ear, okay? When you sit upright, gravity pulls the tiny little stones that are in those loops down to the bottom. They contact these little hair called cilia, which sends a trigger to your brain to tell your brain, oriented in space, I am upright. You open your eyes.

Alex (45:17.326)

Full circle, like a hula hoop.

Dallas (45:19.878)

Who will hoop that thing?

William (45:44.626)

you look around, oh, okay, the horizon is flat in my field of view. So my eyes are telling my brain I'm upright. My ears are telling my brain I'm upright. Okay, I'm at peace. Because my two sensory inputs are telling my brain the same thing. There are occasions when those little stones can get stuck. And so you lay down, okay? The stones are at the back of your head because of gravity. You're laying down.

You sit upright, those stones don't move. You open your eyes, your eyes are telling your brain, I'm upright. The stones in your labyrinths in your ear are telling your brain, no, you're actually laying down. And your brain tries to reconcile those two sensory inputs that are not matching up. And for you, the entire world is spinning around you. That's vertigo. Imagine.

If you have one set of memories playing out of life for 11 years competing with another set of memories that are completely and totally different and they are fighting for dominance and tied your brain, spoiler alert, there are instances where people try to unalive themselves because their brains cannot process this. Like we know how much you have to grab onto a table. Choke back your vomit.

When your ears and your eyes are telling your brain two different things, imagine 11 years of memories telling your

Cody (47:19.058)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (47:19.534)

And a lot of those people that...

Alex (47:19.634)

All I'm gonna say here is I can't wait to pull out the medical moments with William Jingle all over again. I'm gonna have to track that one down.

Dallas (47:24.602)

Ha ha ha.

William (47:25.686)

Hahaha!

Cody (47:28.327)

Well, the, uh...

Dallas (47:29.222)

But also like they're dealing with the trauma of they remember dying. Like a lot of the people that had a hard time is like, is, is like dying is bad, but there's an end to it, but the trauma of dying, but somehow still being alive, but you're still dealing with the trauma of that happening to you, the pain and whatever happened, like they, they can't deal with that. Like that doesn't work.

Alex (47:33.544)

Yeah.

Cody (47:34.486)

Yeah.

William (47:34.527)

Yeah!

William (47:48.534)

Yeah.

William (47:56.214)

Like, can you imagine Dallas? So I am currently reading through your book, Jurassic Park. We all know what happened to Dennis Nedry. Okay. We honor, oh, that was Cody's, yeah, yeah. Oh my goodness. So we all know what happened to one Mr. Dennis Nedry. Okay, you know, that dinosaur.

Cody (47:57.058)

There was a...

Alex (48:07.394)

What happened to him?

Cody (48:08.062)

Um, that was my, my book pick.

Dallas (48:13.005)

Yeah!

Cody (48:13.959)

Yeah.

Dallas (48:22.275)

Yeah

Cody (48:22.622)

Ha ha

Alex (48:22.95)

I'm sorry, can you do that again?

William (48:25.666)

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Cody (48:26.258)

Ha ha!

Alex (48:27.606)

The fluttering effect was so good!

William (48:28.454)

So in the book, spoiler alert, not only is he spat upon, which makes him blind, but there is a moment where he is holding his intestines in his hands. And said dinosaur, said dinosaur picks him up bodily off the ground by latching onto his head. Okay, Dallas, like you said, there is an end to that.

Dallas (48:28.582)

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Cody (48:31.207)

It was very good.

Alex (48:42.635)

Yummy!

Cody (48:44.403)

And that is not the Spielberg way.

William (48:57.938)

Imagine being alive and well and all of a sudden you have all these memories of being disemboweled and then a dinosaur eating your brains like... AHH!

Alex (49:05.366)

A Dinosaur.

Dallas (49:07.778)

And nobody explained to you like you're regaining dead memories. This is not real. Like those people were just living their life and all of a sudden this hits and their brain just can't cope with that trauma.

Cody (49:12.539)

Yeah.

William (49:20.99)

Yeah, the ramifications are huge. Yes, no, I.

Dallas (49:26.146)

Yeah. And I like that, like, there's not a huge butterfly effect at first. Like, there's just these false memory syndrome folks. They didn't make it so drastic that, like, if you use this just once, you're going to drastically change the history of everything. No, it's just a few people at first. And then, the more they use it, more and more and more, until the spiderweb has finally hit every...

Cody (49:43.696)

It's... Yeah.

William (49:52.782)

the architect in Hotel Memory where he's like, I've always wanted to build that building. He goes back in time builds the building and the entirety of New York wakes up with a new building on the skyline they don't remember and then suddenly they do. That's when

Alex (50:05.675)

Yep.

Dallas (50:07.578)

Yeah. But I also love it that they're like in a couple of weeks, everybody's just like, eh, that's fine. Like, like even though they're like, yeah, yeah. The news cycles moved on. Like it's not being brought up as much anymore.

William (50:13.958)

Okay, yeah, I do remember it.

Cody (50:14.514)

Kind of how we roll.

Cody (50:19.05)

I mean, the idea of traveling through time through memory has it's not a wholly unoriginal concept. It was definitely used in days of future past. But in that case, the apocalyptic the apocalyptic scenario was so grand that it's just like, who cares about the butterfly effect? Who cares about the butterfly effect? Let's step on some butterflies because nothing can be worse than this. But I

Alex (50:31.531)

Yeah, yeah.

William (50:36.77)

Yeah!

Cody (50:49.638)

Like, I just... I'll just say this. I alluded to it in the spoilers, in the spoiler-free section, but my one nitpick with the book, honestly, was Slade. Like, I needed more from Slade. Because his motivations... The villain, yeah.

Alex (50:56.802)

Get it out, get it out, I know.

Alex (51:11.03)

That's the villain who is financing. So what more did you need from him? He was a...

Cody (51:17.97)

He had a very, it felt like he had a very, you know, mustache trolling villain, you know, side to him. He's like, if you've lived as many lives as I have, you would understand things different. Humanity needs to evolve past this. Evolve how? How many lives? What has happened to your life? What has happened in your life? Like...

Alex (51:24.854)

How so?

Alex (51:36.326)

I am going to push back so hard on this because the book explains this, because Slade was actually a druggie who got a second chance at life as a lab assistant working with Helena. And what happens is that Slade is the only one, Marcus Slade is the only one who figures out what actually happens with the machine. Because Helena starts doing human tests and this deprivation tank.

Cody (51:48.359)

Yeah.

Cody (52:00.242)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (52:06.27)

in the sensory deprivation tank, she's tracking down the memories of this patient. And while they're in the tank, they have a heart attack and die. And the next thing he knows, everything resets to a few days before. And he realizes what happens. And so his whole thought is, how can I make money with this?

Cody (52:22.738)

Reality shifts.

Alex (52:34.002)

And so he is the one who uses the tank to go back in time, knowing everything that he knows from the future, to amass tons of wealth, then to finance Helena to use her chair for his benefit. And he has been going back in time over and over. He is the cause for...

Cody (52:56.039)

Yes.

Alex (53:03.958)

many of the original false memory syndromes. And then he starts doing this underground, you know, dark web, hey, you get a chance at a second life scheme. So yes, he has lived countless lives, and he's saying once you understand, like he is the one who realizes that you could go into a dead memory. And so,

Cody (53:32.681)

Yeah.

Alex (53:34.022)

He's basically telling them, reality can be whatever you want it to be. There is no mustache twirling. He's just saying once humanity has the ability to redo its own choices, that's power to the people. It's an equalizer.

William (53:50.414)

I get that, and Cody, I don't think he was necessarily mustache twirling. I just had a hard time believing that this former junkie with a new lease on life intellectually was able to figure out the most intricate complexity about the whole process.

Alex (53:55.595)

Mm-mm.

Cody (54:10.703)

And that was like...

Alex (54:10.934)

Well, he didn't. Helena did it. Helena did it, and then through all of his, so every time you go back, you retain the memories from the first life. That's why anyone who is the person who goes back, they are the ones who have the advantage in the upper hand. So he knows that as long as I just make bets on companies that I know are successful, I don't have to be the smart one. I just have to finance the smart person. And then,

time after time after time after time, he's learning more and more and more from Helena. And that's why we're

Dallas (54:38.598)

See, I feel like, yeah.

William (54:40.863)

Yeah, that's fair.

Dallas (54:43.75)

Because I felt like he was a lot dumber once the cards were all on the table. Because he was like, this is great for everyone. We should let this out. And they're like, no, you shouldn't. We've, we've seen it. Like the world ends every time. And he's like, that's not true. No, I, I did great.

Alex (54:48.746)

Yep.

Cody (55:00.455)

Yeah...

Alex (55:00.758)

Yeah, because at the very end, they go back in time to capture him before he ever... He's very dumb, because he hasn't lived any of the other experiences with Helena.

William (55:00.959)

Yeah.

Dallas (55:05.379)

Yeah.

Cody (55:07.21)

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Cody (55:10.974)

Mmm.

William (55:11.91)

Yeah, when he goes back in. So toward the end of the movie, um, Barry figures out, Oh, I'm just gonna roll with it. Uh, yeah, for it to say, I hope this is developed in a movie. This would be a great movie. Um, he did it that you can reactivate dead memories. So you go back to the prime timeline.

Alex (55:16.226)

Ooh, the end of the movie, eh?

Freudian slip there, I like it.

As do I.

Alex (55:33.126)

Oh yes, I think for spoilers sake we should talk about what a dead memory is. Do you wanna?

William (55:37.702)

Yes, so the dead memory is you somebody has gone back and changed something which has altered the course of your life. You wake up and dead memories are what had happened in the previous timeline but they are kind of gray toned sepia they're a little in and out of focus they are harder to retrieve than your vivid memories from this life that you now have been laterally pushed into.

Alex (55:57.418)

Mm-hmm.

William (56:06.242)

But they had realized that you can go back into a dead memory, reactivate it before the chair was even made, before the instigating event, whenever Slade kills Helena and goes back in the chair. And that's when, yeah, Daz, I mean, I would agree with you, like they are, and Alex, that he goes to his apartment. He has all these winning lottery numbers from previous lotteries. He's committed to all the memory.

in preparation of going back in time so that he can start to amass his wealth. But living as many lives as I have that I had initially when I read the book thought he just went back once, he won the lottery, and he was able to know. He went forward in time, became the lab assistant again, killed Helena, went back, went forward a time again with having lived those consecutive 11 years over and over again. Yeah.

Cody (56:50.57)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (56:57.838)

Over. Over and over and over again.

Alex (56:59.606)

Yep. He did it over and over and over so that he could make as much money as possible every single time.

Dallas (57:07.734)

And he had maxed out his time because they, he does this and then Helena does this towards the end where it's like, there is a limit on how many times you can do this and it was what she had kind of lived like 200 years by the time. It's like, my mind is fracturing. It can't handle anymore. And he had gotten to, Slade had gotten to that point where he's like, I've done this so many times, I can't anymore. I've lived.

Cody (57:08.254)

I think.

William (57:22.399)

Yeah.

Cody (57:22.867)

Yeah.

Dallas (57:33.922)

Lifetimes after lifetimes, so I am the wisest man in the land. We should give this to everyone This is the next evolution in humanity But he hadn't he had only kept it in his selfish circle He had never looked to see what this would do to everyone else because it worked for him and I think you

Cody (57:35.37)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (57:51.659)

Right.

William (57:53.654)

And there was a premise like this. I'm sorry, go ahead, Al.

Dallas (57:57.862)

Well, you see like how selfish and narrow-minded his scope and things are whenever at the very end when the loop gets closed that he tries to kill Barry. Because Barry was kind of, I guess, trying to test him when he put blanks in the gun or put empty shells and when...

Alex (58:17.002)

Yeah, Barry goes back to Marcus's apartment before he ever killed, like before the very first loop ever exists, and sneaks into his apartment, finds the murder weapon that he will eventually kill Helena with, and swaps out his bullets for blanks.

Cody (58:27.08)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (58:36.622)

Yeah, cause he kinda lets him know like, I know what happened, I am from the future. You don't have to do this. But as he starts to walk away, Slade pulls the gun and tries to shoot Barry, which kind of confirms to Barry, oh, he's just a turd all the way through. And then he closes the loop by making sure Slade will never do this ever again. In the most permanent way possible.

Alex (58:51.051)

Yeah.

William (58:51.644)

Yeah.

Alex (58:57.258)

Which is a great way, honestly, so Dallas and I have both talked about this individually, and I think it will probably make an appearance when we start doing one of our gaming episodes. But there's a game called Deathloop, which is a very similar, there's a group of scientists who decide that if we can contain the memories of a select few people,

then every single day we can reset everything back to the beginning. And it doesn't matter if one person dies, it would have to kill all of us to then reset. And the idea is, you know, you have to eliminate all the bad guys. There's another game called Outer Wilds, where memory is stored and it's a time loop. It's a very similar thing in that regard. But what I think Blake Crouch did exceptionally well

What are the effects on other people? And that I have not seen explored yet. And it doesn't go to the full branching timelines that the multiverse of the MCU does.

Cody (01:00:10.946)

I guess what I'm saying, what I'm getting at here is that I would have preferred a Helena, Barry, and then a few chapters dedicated to Marcus. To get things from Marcus' point of view. Just to see how all of this is affecting him, all of this is affecting his brain. Because when we... It was almost like it was disappointing, he was such a turd all the way through.

Like, instead of, you know, you have the power of the gods and you have the power of time travel, and he's just... a mogul in New York. If you know what I mean. And so it's like-

Alex (01:00:51.238)

You know, this is similar to another conversation though that we had in our chat, in our group chat, and it's about the difference between subtext and things that are explicitly said. I don't need that because the subtext is sufficient.

Cody (01:01:07.506)

Well, we talked about that same thing in Dark Matter. You said you almost felt like his character wasn't developed, whereas me and William were like, yeah, we understood where he was going. Now let's go. Like, now let's go there.

Alex (01:01:19.43)

Well, I think there's a difference between poor, like, not enough development for a plot, and the difference, like, subtext on the villain. Like, the villain doesn't need to be... I think that's where you do get into mustache-twirling territory, is when you're like, here are my grand machinations, you know, like...

Cody (01:01:32.946)

Yeah.

Cody (01:01:38.066)

Easy.

Cody (01:01:41.914)

Yeah, it was, I guess, subtext and context kind of like hits people at different times as to what they need in a story. And that's just kind of where I was with Slade. He wasn't compelling enough for me to care. He wasn't compelling enough.

Alex (01:01:58.378)

And I don't think Slade is the real villain of the story in the traditional sense. He is just the... He's an antagonist, but he is not the villain. And the villain is, I think, ultimately... Yeah, Man's Hubris, the idea that we need to be able to control every single aspect of life, and that every single aspect needs to be perfect. I think that's the real villain of the story. And one guy...

Cody (01:02:09.638)

The... the... man's hubris.

It's man's hubris, yeah.

Alex (01:02:28.766)

Yeah, he's an antagonist, but I don't think he is the real villain.

Just, just my two cents.

Cody (01:02:39.898)

Okay, fair enough, fair enough. It just kinda hit me different in that regard, in the sense that, you know, in terms of development, at least within Dark Matter, the villain or the antagonist in the story is literally the same guy as the protagonist just in a different timeline. Just, yeah.

William (01:02:57.47)

which is wild. They did dark flash better than the flash.

Alex (01:02:59.702)

Hey, here's what I'll say. In the same way that this hit—this may have hit you different, there's going to be books that all hit us all differently. And I think that's what's really fun about Book Club, is that we get to share the things we enjoy and keep it going.

Dallas (01:03:00.302)

This one, yeah.

Cody (01:03:11.878)

Yeah, yeah, that's fine. That's fine.

Dallas (01:03:16.134)

Yeah. I read this one. I powered through this in two days. And this is, this reminds me a lot of Billy Summers and that towards the end, they just kind of hold your head underwater with how bad things are. And so like, because I, especially the last part I read all at the same time. So when I was done, it was one of those, like, you just kind of walk around looking at the wall and you're like, I just feel bad. Like there was, that was.

Alex (01:03:20.95)

Mm-hmm

Alex (01:03:26.242)

Ugh, love it.

William (01:03:39.39)

I'm sorry.

Alex (01:03:43.121)

No, that's not... I wouldn't...

Dallas (01:03:43.49)

That went dark places. In a good way, but you're like, that jacked me up in my brain. Like...

Alex (01:03:49.074)

I definitely didn't feel dark at the end of Recursion. I felt this like sense of peace where when dark matter was...

Cody (01:03:49.203)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (01:03:56.43)

Well, right before the... It tilts up at the end. But until the end, it's just them holding hands through the apocalypse over and over and over and over again. And so...

Alex (01:04:00.)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Alex (01:04:04.596)

Haha, yeah yeah.

William (01:04:04.986)

over and over and over and over again. Yeah.

Cody (01:04:06.074)

Yeah. And that's why, that's why towards the end, I was glad that the original timeline was restored, because I, I was starting to feel, A, the existential dread of repeating the apocalypse over and over again. On top of that, I was a little uncomfortable with Helena taking Barry away from his wife and child in multiple variants and multiple timelines. That, that kind of eked me out, which is why at the very end, I was like,

Alex (01:04:20.514)

Good, it did its job.

Alex (01:04:33.349)

Eh?

Cody (01:04:35.258)

I'm very glad that the original timeline was restored, and that his daughter actually existed, and that all of that was, you know, reset and restored. But like, for a solid two hours, I was like, ugh. So go on.

Alex (01:04:46.258)

And you know what the beauty of it all is though? But you know what the beauty of that is? All of it was necessary to restore the timeline. And I think that's the overarching plot is that things will happen that are imperfect. That the way Barry and Helena interact is not always perfect. Or

Cody (01:04:56.27)

Oh yes, yes of course.

William (01:05:02.43)

Yeah, and Alex, I know you consume media with kind of a critical eye, a little bit of a magnifying glass and a pen and paper. I consume media by putting myself in the position of the main character. I read Recursion before I became a father. I revisited Recursion after I had become a father to a daughter.

Cody (01:05:02.703)

If it had-

Cody (01:05:06.491)

If it had...

Alex (01:05:12.371)

A fine tooth comb, yeah.

Yes.

William (01:05:32.902)

one daughter and it wrecked me in ways that it didn't before. Dallas, I know you've got one daughter and like would I, if given the opportunity, if that unspeakable were to happen, would I go back?

Cody (01:05:36.315)

Yeah.

Dallas (01:05:54.618)

thousand percent.

Cody (01:05:55.658)

Oh, William, the entire Murphy clan would have, like, joined you in that army. Like, it just... .. But... .. But...

William (01:06:01.59)

Like would we unravel the fabric of the multiverse to get... I'm... Yes! I... Ugh. So... It... It does hit a little different in this.

Alex (01:06:09.93)

We're not going down the fatherhood rabbit hole again.

Cody (01:06:13.714)

But my point being is that, had it ended with Helena and Barry lived happily ever after, and that timeline was dead and gone, I probably would have hated the book. So I was really glad that timeline was restored. That timeline was restored, and that his daughter actually existed. And his daughter, that world, it went back to where it was. So.

Alex (01:06:26.806)

Whoa!

William (01:06:35.242)

Mm.

Dallas (01:06:37.466)

The way that it ends on a half word, I was like, you dirty dog. Because at first I was like, I hate that. And I was like, yeah.

William (01:06:40.501)

I love it.

Cody (01:06:41.683)

Yeah

William (01:06:43.578)

Now listen, Dark Matter ended the same way, where his son, he said, okay, you open the door and he opened the door and they stepped out into where I... Done.

Dallas (01:06:54.702)

Yeah. One second after I was like, I hate this. And I was like, you know what? I love this. Ha ha ha.

Alex (01:06:59.646)

You guys are going to love upgrade when I finally bring that around for book club. You're going to love upgrade.

Dallas (01:07:05.006)

I'm two thirds of the way done.

Cody (01:07:07.762)

William, Alex, do you guys remember my GSPSA? Where I started a mid-sentence and ended a mid-sentence. There's a style in that.

Alex (01:07:11.784)

Oh yes.

William (01:07:11.911)

Oh yeah.

Love it. Yeah, love it. Like, it's episode 230-something of your autobiography.

Alex (01:07:19.458)

Come on, that should give it at least a whole point more than 7.75. That takes it to at least an 8.75, right, Cody? If he's learning from you, I mean, that's just, you know, the flattery point should at least get it up another point.

William (01:07:26.198)

Yeah.

Cody (01:07:26.814)

Hahaha

Cody (01:07:32.851)

Oh please. There are some dead memories where I learned from Blake Crouch. And it just came into this timeline at that point. So...

Alex (01:07:42.862)

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William (01:07:45.758)

Well guys, I'm glad that you... enjoyed it. I...

Alex (01:07:49.39)

I loved it and it has gained a place in probably my top five all time. Easily. Yeah.

Dallas (01:07:49.911)

I did, yeah.

William (01:07:55.926)

Wow, okay, okay. I like where round two of book club is going.

Cody (01:07:57.966)

Okay, all right.

Alex (01:07:59.146)

Yeah, I mean it was already in my Amazon cart, but when you said it I was like, click, bye, done, cool.

William (01:08:06.014)

I like where round two of book club is going. My pick, I liked just a smidge less than my first pick. Cody's pick, he's never read. This is just, this is just chaos personified and I am here for it. Well, friends, if you have made it this far, congratulations, this round is on me.

Cody (01:08:16.554)

Because I'm not allowed to use Star Wars books! Like... ..

Alex (01:08:20.768)

No!

William (01:08:32.146)

Again, we, as always, ask that you toss a coin to your Witcher. Just support us in whatever method you feel most... Gosh, I'm... Okay. Support us in whatever method that you're comfortable with. If it's the free, follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, join the pub. Great. Five stars on Apple Podcast. It's an extra three.

Alex (01:08:53.098)

We like those five stars on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. I mean, if I'm being honest, who needs money when you have the validation? You know, like it's...

Dallas (01:08:57.179)

Yeah.

William (01:09:02.726)

Exactly. Extra three seconds to your day. Tap the five star. And, um, but if you're feeling a little extra frog and you want to support us on Patreon, help us produce the show. patreon.com slash doctor and lawyer. We'd love to have you over there. Um, I am putting together the, I believe it's for Abed and.

Cody (01:09:03.646)

Find us in person and give us hugs. I'm a hugger.

Alex (01:09:22.678)

A bit, a bit, a bit.

William (01:09:25.006)

Abed and Troy's Cup of Joe and hire I'm putting together the Christmas boxes as we speak And I'm very excited about those but with that guys. I'm gonna head out of here. Thank you I'm glad that you enjoyed the book and with that I'm William

Dallas (01:09:41.135)

Dallas.

Cody (01:09:41.299)

Cody.

Alex (01:09:42.654)

And I'm... wait a second. Did... did... are we talking about community? I feel like the four of us just met for the first time. Oh, why is my nose bleeding? What's going on? Wait a second. How did we get here?

William (01:09:53.106)

Alex, why is your nose... Like, dude, are you...

William (01:09:59.701)

Okay. I- wh- I-

Alex (01:10:02.194)

Oh no!

Cody (01:10:02.494)

Bye!

Ep. 94 - Spooky Table Topics! [Transcript]

William (00:01.422)

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Alex (00:06.309)

I'm in danger. Little Simpsons reference there, you like that?

Dallas (00:08.37)

Hahaha.

William (00:12.854)

I don't know, I'm not 50 yet, I'm not allowed to watch it. My mother said that I'm allowed to watch Simpsons when I'm 50.

Cody (00:16.145)

I'm out.

Dallas (00:17.086)

Ha ha ha.

Cody (00:20.015)

I'm going to have a... No, I think she told me- Did she tell both of us that or did she tell me that?

William (00:24.082)

Yeah, she told both of us that. That we are not allowed to watch The Simptons until we're 50. And I have decided to arbitrarily in my adulthood apply that rule to my life. So, easy, easy.

Alex (00:33.368)

you're getting closer by the year, but I mean, if we add both of your, I about said scores, you got that. If we add both of your life scores together, you add up to 50 life points, you know, like that's pretty good. You're even at 60 life points, you know, like good job.

Dallas (00:37.606)

True.

doors.

William (00:41.579)

scores

William (00:45.326)

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Cody (00:50.535)

We're actually at our 60s now.

William (00:54.062)

Cody, I will wait until I am 54 and you are 50 and we'll have a Simpsons watch party together.

Cody (01:00.581)

I would love to have a Simpsons birthday party.

Alex (01:01.976)

At that point, they'll be on season 273 and-

Dallas (01:06.074)

Yeah, they're going strong.

William (01:06.455)

Right? Because that's how time works. Well.

Cody (01:11.585)

I wonder if any of the main cast dies, do they just stop? Like, do they just-

Alex (01:17.692)

Heck no!

William (01:18.102)

Also, hold up. I found out today probably from a reel that Alex had sent me, and I'm just going to go ahead and give him credit for it because if it was a reel that he sent me and I don't give him credit for it, he'd be like, I sent that to you literally today. Jeremy Irons in Be Prepared had developed some sort of like laryngitis, and so the voice of Winnie the Pooh sang the second half of that song.

Alex (01:24.3)

What did you found out today?

Alex (01:47.536)

Yep, Jim Cummings. Which you can actually tell the difference, because halfway through you get the gravel of Jeremy Irons, and then you're like, wait a second, that's got a little tigger, maybe a little, what do you mean the po— Yeah, like you can pick up on it if you're—

William (01:47.914)

in the Lion King movie. Jim Cummings.

William (02:04.167)

It's gone from lion to little.

Cody (02:06.647)

Another, another fun fact.

Alex (02:08.866)

Lions, tigers, and bears. Oh my.

William (02:11.582)

Oh my. Bravo, sir.

Cody (02:12.703)

Another fun fact, Ian McDermand had a cold. Ian McDermand, the voice, the Emperor Palpatine himself, had a cold when they were filming the, have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? And George Lucas loved that voice so much that he's like, yeah, it's just you become an evil. You're transitioning to your like full on Sith self. But he had a cold that entire time.

Alex (02:16.501)

Thank you.

Alex (02:29.824)

really played into it.

William (02:39.696)

Air gone, air gone.

Alex (02:42.664)

And this just goes to prove to all our female listeners that when men get sick, it really is worse for us. Harvard did a study that it is actually worse because it lowers our testosterone and then our response is worse, but it can actually make us completely turn to the dark side. So, you know, just science.

Cody (03:06.265)

To quote you from the recursion episode, I'm not going to touch that one with a 10 foot pole. Just so you know.

William (03:11.598)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex (03:11.66)

I didn't say 10-foot pole, and if the court reporter reads back my remarks, they'll see I have not perjured myself.

Dallas (03:17.842)

Heh. Gross.

Cody (03:20.205)

I bring up the problem of evil, you bring up slightly sexist science, you know. It's just he-

William (03:20.366)

Well speak.

Alex (03:24.696)

It's not sexist science, it's called hormones.

William (03:25.238)

Well, speaking of court reports and hormones, tabletop is tonight is Halloween themed. Woo! Well, guys, welcome. This round's on me. A doctor, a lawyer, a pilot, a professor have all walked into a bar. And tonight's a little bit of an easy breezy episode, unless it gets really deep and philosophical, which we never do. Ever.

Alex (03:33.36)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (03:34.071)

What?

Alex (03:36.472)

So spoopy. Spoopy, spoopy, spoopy.

Dallas (03:52.73)

Never ever.

Alex (03:54.525)

Easy Breezy Cover Girl.

Cody (03:54.683)

How do you feel about evil?

William (03:58.912)

Tonight is a round of Table Topics and since this episode is coming out on Friday the 13th and it's in October, we thought about doing a round of spooky Halloween themed Table Topics. Are you ready?

Alex (04:15.092)

No, I'm scared already.

William (04:16.842)

You're not, so I was reading through some of the questions that I had prepared for this and I kind of want to answer as well. So I will throw the question out and we will go around the horn and we'll answer these. I think this is.

Alex (04:27.02)

Oh naturally, you absolutely get a chance to reply, you know? Let's not let him reply guys. Cut him off.

Cody (04:28.047)

Naturally.

Dallas (04:29.458)

Well, yeah.

William (04:31.758)

Okay.

William (04:36.762)

Alright, so this one... Uh... I...

Dallas (04:37.298)

So this is the end of the episode everyone, goodbye.

Cody (04:37.575)

Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop

Alex (04:40.618)

Yes! Play it along!

Dallas (04:41.828)

Yeah

William (04:44.082)

Okay, I want you to recount a nightmare. One that has stuck with you to this day. Now, I am going to put out a caveat on here. This cannot involve the peril of a family or friend. Because I think when you step into the role of husband or you step into the role of dad, like when you are a caregiver to someone else,

Sometimes their peril can plague your dreams tapping into some

Alex (05:15.424)

Now, when on this episode have we ever related to being a parent and the emotions that brings on? When would we ever do that on this show? I mean, come on.

William (05:23.986)

Never. So I want you to recount a dream that woke you from sleep with your heart racing and a cold sweat that did not involve, you know, the peril of someone near you.

Dallas (05:25.074)

We've never done that.

Alex (05:41.264)

Well, ever since the accident, all I can think about is ladders. It's just pretty bad.

William (05:45.535)

Hahahaha

Cody (05:49.615)

Alright, so this is the most Cody Murphy nightmare imaginable. I was in law school.

William (05:52.917)

Ooh, okay.

Cody (06:04.187)

And, uh, we were studying in contracts, what was called a, so I'm actually bringing up legal knowledge for once. What's called termination for convenience clauses. And it's a concept where, you know, at what point can one party just unilaterally breach a contract? I, I have a dream that night.

I was studying for so long and I am in my contracts class and my professor, professor Steven Rice, if you're listening, this will be the first time you've heard this one, he comes out of, he comes out of the carpet like a liquid metal terminator. Like what was funny.

William (06:48.91)

Whoa, exclusive.

Dallas (06:57.063)

What?

William (06:59.541)

Oh my.

Dallas (07:01.382)

These contracts have been terminated.

William (07:03.33)

Uh.

Cody (07:03.843)

What was funny was, was that the case involved a carpet manufacturer.

Dallas (07:09.542)

Whaaaaat?

Cody (07:11.495)

And he, in his liquid metal self, serves me with papers for contempt as a human being.

Alex (07:18.756)

You've been subpoenaed by the carpet company.

William (07:23.366)

I...

Cody (07:24.568)

And I wake up in a cold sweat, and then the moment that I calm down, I go, that dream had nuance, that dream had symbolism. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. I don't have many nightmares, honestly. If I do, I don't remember them.

William (07:45.038)

Oh my gosh.

Cody (07:49.755)

But that is one that I served with story. I have told that story enough that I will never forget it. But yeah, yeah.

Alex (07:59.276)

I feel like I'm in your same camp where it's like, I don't have many nightmares, but I remember when I was really young, and I don't know if any of you all are familiar with night terrors. Do you all know what night terrors are? So if anyone listening doesn't know what a night terror is, it's unlike a nightmare in the sense that you don't have a clear recollection.

Dallas (08:11.142)

being young, yes. Oh yeah. I know what they are, yeah, yeah.

William (08:14.817)

Oh yeah.

Alex (08:27.032)

And it's generally in young children. Like it's just this sense of dread. Generally it revolves around like big life changes where like that, the underlying stress will, you know, cause children to just flip their lids at night. There is no calming down because they're not even aware of what's going on. And I remember...

being very young and having them because you'd wake up. But the only way that I, looking back, the only way that I can really describe what it's like is how many of you remember the scene where, in SpongeBob, where Squidward teleports into a void? I know that sounds absurd. Do you all know what I'm talking about? SpongeBob, yes.

Cody (09:20.172)

It's spongebob. It's spongebob

William (09:21.561)

No.

Alex (09:24.396)

Squidward gets in this time machine, he goes back in time, he meets Neanderthal versions of Patrick and SpongeBob, then he gets back in, he goes into the future, everything is chrome, and then he accidentally transports into just this white void. And I don't know how else to explain what it was like being in a night terror, except that there is no anything.

It's just a void and you're afraid of something. There is no discernible thing to point a finger at. It's like a video game where you are being hunted by something and you don't have a weapon and there's nowhere to hide. There's no way to fight or defend yourself. You're just scared and there's nothing. And it's very freaky. Now that sounds

William (10:16.15)

Huh.

Alex (10:21.98)

that's very depressing and sad. One of the funniest scary dreams that I've had was actually about two weeks ago, and there's a group of friends that we go to hockey games with, and we are in the car together, and we are, for whatever reason, I am being hunted by some contract killers, and we're driving down the road, and Allie and these two friends, they are just...

laughing and chuckling, blissfully unaware that I'm being hunted. And I'm like, drive faster! They're behind us! Why are you in such a hurry? The game doesn't start until seven! No, go faster! They're gonna get me!

Cody (11:06.952)

You know what this means is, Ali is the one who hired the killer. Um.

William (11:11.275)

No.

Alex (11:11.296)

Oh yeah, I knew that long time ago. She had a dream one time where it was me and my best friend here in North Carolina, and we were all in a building. The building starts to flood. I die in her dream, and my best friend saves Allie, and that's where the dream ended. And I was like, do I need to be worried about what's going on here? Why am I getting murdered in your dreams? And she's like, we don't know, we couldn't find you.

Dallas (11:11.695)

Yeah.

William (11:33.294)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (11:34.578)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Cody (11:35.227)

Ha ha ha!

Alex (11:40.836)

I was like, thanks for killing me off. You were face down and with a pillow over your head and my fingerprints. No, so that one night. But yeah, that's a funny one where I was just like, go faster.

Dallas (11:41.314)

Yeah, the bathtub flooded and somehow you died.

Dallas (11:49.682)

There's nothing we could do.

William (11:49.934)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (11:58.498)

Dallas, what about you?

Cody (12:00.179)

Dallas, I feel like your dreams are more like, I live a normal office job, have a mundane life, because your real world is more wild than dream reality.

William (12:06.85)

Hahaha!

Dallas (12:11.706)

Right? Hahaha.

Alex (12:13.66)

Ah, no, not a nine to five.

Cody (12:16.984)

Hahaha!

Dallas (12:17.17)

I do have a recurring nightmare now that I teach that I walk past a classroom with students in it. And I'm like, oh no, I was supposed to been teaching that class for months and I haven't been. But in my dream, it's never like, why have they been coming to class with no professor for three months? But that's that dream. Right, yeah. It just, yeah, and there's like the impending doom of like, I'm so fired because I haven't taught this class.

Alex (12:33.36)

because it's an easy A. They just, they get an automatic A if you're not there.

Cody (12:39.407)

Oh.

Alex (12:43.536)

Hahaha

Dallas (12:45.818)

But the real scary dream, and it's probably dumb. I mean, it is dumb now, but whenever I was little, I had this dream that I was walking down a hallway and there's this thing standing at the end of the hallway and it slowly turns around and it's Dracula from the 1931 Dracula. I'm like, he's, yeah. Yeah.

Alex (13:12.172)

Like Nosferatu, like super spoopy. Love it.

William (13:14.186)

No, it's fraud. Peter in the basement of what we're in the shadows. Yeah.

Dallas (13:16.214)

And... Yes! And I wake up... And start to scream... And scream and scream and scream... And my closet door opens... And it's him again. Yeah, I got incepted by Dracula. Yeah. And...

William (13:29.78)

A dream within a dream!

Alex (13:32.224)

Are you Chris Nolan? You have now become my coolest friend. Can you teach me the power?

William (13:33.646)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (13:38.35)

Hahaha!

Dallas (13:39.194)

Then I really woke up and I...

Cody (13:41.199)

He ju- okay, wait, hold up. Hold up. He's just now your coolest friend? Like, let's be real. He's everyone's coolest friend.

Alex (13:49.084)

Cody, I would never confirm nor deny that. You know what? To scare you further, I'm gonna exercise my Fifth Amendment right here to scare you even further.

Dallas (13:53.617)

I need...

Cody (13:53.993)

Oh no, I'm saying the fact that you now know Dallas and he's not your coolest friend.

Dallas (14:01.874)

Hehehehehe

Cody (14:03.745)

No, you've known Dallas for three years, and he's not your coolest friend by this point. That's... shame. Shame. He's the coolest in of anyone's friends.

Dallas (14:10.662)

Hey everybody, spin a top right now. Spin your tops.

William (14:14.019)

Once I introduce people to Dallas, I fully succeed to second place at least. In Coolest Friend Reggae.

Alex (14:19.205)

You're like.

Cody (14:20.188)

Agreed!

Dallas (14:20.908)

That's not true. They just assume you're my handler at that point because they're like, No, this is true. This guy's crazy.

Alex (14:23.023)

It's just...

Alex (14:31.764)

Oh you ran the insane asylum, okay Dallas. When does he go back?

Dallas (14:34.697)

Yeah.

William (14:35.422)

So Dallas, it's interesting that yours had some sort of fantastical monster because mine, this is one of the most, this one is, so yeah, Cody, Newt's Boggart turning into a desk because the thing he feared most was an office job. I'm sorry, that's where my brain goes. Like Dallas is Newt, is every episode, yeah. I mean, if anything, I'm consistent. So.

Alex (14:42.52)

and where to find it as well.

Cody (14:58.711)

Every episode. Every episode.

Alex (15:01.224)

Ahhhh...

Alex (15:04.46)

Oh, I know our next topic. Now you've, hold on to it.

William (15:05.228)

I had this dream.

Well, I had this dream. I was in high school and dad had said we were having some sort of Dad hosted a lot of like campouts for different organizations on our property that they used to live on And for whatever reason he was hosting this camp out and it was all happening down in kind of like the valleys We could like look over the hillside and see the lights and tents, but we were driving the top of the hill clear night

we need to go check on the horses. So he pulls out into the horse pastures and kind of arcs the car to the left and the headlights fall on what I can only describe as, hang on, you all have, well, you had to watch Hercules for our movie bracket, but do you remember the Frost Giant?

Cody (16:04.272)

Hehehe

William (16:05.418)

kind of very, very lupine werewolf-y features. Yeah, here you go. So the frost giant. But imagine that instead of being made of ice, it was an actual like, no, it was made of wolf, but 20 foot tall, had one of our horses in one of its claws feeding on it.

Alex (16:05.617)

Yeah.

Alex (16:14.597)

Yes.

Alex (16:18.933)

made of horse. Is that what it is?

William (16:33.218)

and no one else, we were in a Jeep, we didn't know Jeep, but we were in the Jeep and no one else could see it. They were all looking over, like the side, out the windows, and I try to scream and nothing is leaving my throat. And as I am desperately trying to draw attention to this thing, it turns and looks and starts galloping towards the Jeep that we were in and I woke up and that is the most...

visceral like I jolted awake, like clinging onto the sides of the bed takes me 30 solid seconds to gather my bearings that I'm not about to be eaten alive. And that one, that one has always stuck with me as the most terrifying dream that I have ever had.

Alex (17:26.864)

Interesting. So.

William (17:30.346)

We need to get like some sort of dream psychologist on here to be like, well, this is an indication of some sort of past trauma that you have not worked your way through.

Dallas (17:33.393)

No.

Alex (17:42.888)

So you are going to love me for this, William, because here's what I want our next topic to be. What would everyone's personal Boggart be?

Cody (17:43.78)

Mine was just...

William (17:47.295)

Okay.

William (17:51.683)

Okay

William (17:57.25)

Huh.

Alex (17:58.444)

See, I am playing into the Harry Potter, but it's also spooky. What would the Boggart be for each of us?

William (17:59.947)

Oh.

Cody (18:06.671)

the Willy Wonka boat scene.

William (18:10.006)

I know exactly what it is.

Alex (18:11.688)

Do you? Well, they'll lead the way. Dallas, a boggart is a creature. Yes, yep. It's a creature that changes its form, it shapeshifts to appear as the viewer's greatest fear. Now, a lot of times it's a...

Dallas (18:21.458)

thing in your nose.

Dallas (18:25.616)

I'll show you.

Alex (18:41.072)

more of like a concept, and so it conceptualizes its shape. And then the way you attack a boggart is with humor and you turn it into a sillier version. So transform it into something silly after the fact.

Cody (19:03.015)

The next year, Prisoner of Azkaban Magic Month will be coming in July of 2024.

Alex (19:10.368)

August 2024. Right?

Cody (19:12.155)

August 2024, July 31st 2024. Um, okay. How much unpacking of therapy do we want to go down? Like, okay. A snake frog, like a horde of like snakes and frogs.

William (19:24.13)

Heh.

Alex (19:24.725)

Nah, let's keep it light.

William (19:32.592)

snake of friends no but

Alex (19:33.724)

Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?

Cody (19:37.219)

My two, I like, I'm double dipped. Like if like Indy's children have like a singular fear in all of their adventuring, like Sean Connery was afraid of scorpions, Indy was afraid of snakes, Shia LaBeouf was afraid of rats.

Alex (19:54.336)

And you're afraid of the most adorable creature of all time, a frog.

Cody (20:01.731)

I hate frogs. No. No, no, no. No. What am I?

William (20:03.175)

I can confirm that he hates rocks.

Alex (20:08.172)

So a snake frog comes at you, and now you cast your magic charm. William, what is the charm? What's the spell?

William (20:17.99)

Ridiculous.

Alex (20:19.108)

ridiculous because you're turning into something ridiculous. Very creative, Joanne. Cody, what happens to your boggart? What does it turn into?

Cody (20:32.412)

Ugh, okay. Ugh.

Alex (20:33.24)

Yeah, see? I'm making it harder now.

Alex (20:40.827)

It's a snake frog.

Cody (20:40.923)

don't like a weird snake frog hybrid out of my nightmares um

Alex (20:47.876)

Right, right, right. So what does it turn into?

Cody (20:52.439)

Oof. What would I find just hilarious on site? I don't know.

Alex (20:59.14)

Well it doesn't, you're just turning it into something else that's docile.

Cody (21:04.503)

into something... into something silly. Umm...

Cody (21:13.199)

Oh, let me think on that one and let the other guys go for the ballgarts. I am like my brain is just like, I don't know. I don't know.

Alex (21:20.774)

William?

William (21:25.275)

So you said not go deep.

Alex (21:27.628)

Let's not go so deep that it's like, let's still keep it light and fun, you know?

Dallas (21:29.49)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (21:34.29)

Okay, I will speed through the blog art and go straight to I've cast the spell.

Alex (21:40.673)

No, you can't skip over that.

William (21:43.75)

Okay, here you go guys, get your bingo cards ready. It's incurable.

Alex (21:52.527)

Oh dear.

William (21:54.57)

Yeah, I am being perfectly honest. I've been told I've...

Dallas (21:59.983)

No, that's good.

Alex (22:00.72)

But then you say ridiculous and it turns into a bunch of balloons or what like

William (22:05.322)

No, it's so there's a doctor standing there with all of the reports and like it is indeed incurable. And I cast Ridiculous and Ashton Kutcher runs in through his side door. He'd be like, haha, you've been punt! And I haul off and punch him right in his stupid face. And he falls over and I laugh.

Alex (22:19.228)

Ha ha!

Alex (22:28.56)

Do we make him make another apology video after that?

Dallas (22:32.914)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (22:34.315)

No, I mean, you asked and that's where my brain went and that's the low level anxiety that I do carry with me.

Alex (22:37.456)

Hey, no, that's fair.

Alex (22:48.236)

Okay, all right, hey, fair. Dallas, what about you?

Dallas (22:53.35)

It's either going to be a ladder because I'm now afraid of heights for some reason, even though I'll go off a cliff if other people are holding the rope. But you put me on a ladder and it's over after the surgery because narcotics and the eighth floor of a building didn't do great things for me. Or it's that student shows up who has been like, where have you been for the last three months? And I'm like, oh no.

William (22:58.003)

Uh...

Alex (23:00.862)

Hahaha.

William (23:12.418)

Hmm

Alex (23:17.24)

Hahaha!

William (23:20.622)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (23:22.138)

I've been teaching a class! One of those two.

William (23:24.502)

Dallas, I have the inverse of that dream. I have a recurring dream where it's like, exactly, no, I have the recurring dream where it's like middle to end of October and I realize that I've been enrolled in this class that I've never gone to.

Alex (23:29.764)

I'm on the ground all the time. I'm so scared of lows, not heights, lows.

Dallas (23:33.714)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex (23:42.704)

That happened to me in real life, so I mean, like, you know.

Dallas (23:43.502)

It's the same one.

William (23:47.756)

Uh!

Alex (23:48.88)

But we can talk about that at a later time.

Cody (23:52.116)

Uh huh. It from... I've had that dream, but it's like a math class. And I've had it both where I was the teacher and the student. Obviously when I'm the student, the teacher is Kathy Bulmer and she's very disappointed in me. And it just...

William (23:52.151)

Ha!

William (24:00.229)

Oh.

William (24:06.307)

Oh, that's gut wrenching enough.

Dallas (24:10.106)

Forget math class, math isn't real. Get out of here with that crap. So I-

William (24:12.974)

if

Cody (24:16.044)

My high school math teacher is like a Professor McGonagall level of BA, and so like when people badmouth her in school I'm like, you do not dis the good name of Kathy Bulmer or so help me. But anyways.

William (24:32.924)

You walk up to them like Molly Weasley and like, Not my teacher, you! Weee! Waa! Punch him! Just punch him!

Cody (24:37.351)

Hahaha

Alex (24:41.956)

You know you can say whatever you want, because we can bleep it, right?

William (24:45.87)

Yeah, I don't know. There's still a little rule following 13 year old in my head that's like, no I can't cuz, cuz Jesus can still see me.

Alex (24:55.552)

Wait until you learn the history of what bad words are, but then that'll change your perception.

Dallas (25:00.422)

That's a Netflix show.

William (25:02.126)

Hahaha

Cody (25:03.099)

Hahaha

Alex (25:04.305)

Yeah, those stupid Germans coming over here with their different language and now we rich fancy English people don't like German. They say words funny. That's a bad word now. Jesus doesn't like German. Like that's exactly what happened. But you know, that's a conversation for a later day.

William (25:20.155)

I.

Cody (25:24.36)

not gonna touch that one with a 10 foot pole.

William (25:24.946)

Okay, what's your, all right, next one. What's your favorite, wait, did you, okay, sorry.

Alex (25:27.286)

Uhhh... Boggart?

Alex (25:33.041)

Me? No?

Dallas (25:34.594)

I didn't get to turn mine into the opposite, the anti-booger. Anti-booger.

Alex (25:36.652)

Yeah, neither did Dallas. The Murphy brothers are like, we're done, we did our part. No one else gets to talk now, like goodbye. Next.

William (25:37.867)

Ridiculous!

Cody (25:44.667)

Here's a reason I married a therapist, guys. Like, there's-

William (25:47.214)

Hahaha

Dallas (25:49.853)

Mine would turn into a frog snake, I think. That would make it funny for me. Yours, yours, your scary one would mutate over into mine and then it would be funny. Yeah. I'll play with its tail. I'll be like, okay.

William (25:55.217)

Yes.

Alex (25:55.74)

Oh no, it's gone full circle.

Cody (25:56.057)

Great.

Alex (26:01.784)

as a funny one.

Oh man.

Cody (26:08.383)

I would probably do something like the frog snake turns into like Barney or just something been completely benign and innocent. Just not necessarily funny, but just like sweet and wholesome because I could hum the I love you song before I could talk. And that is a true story. Yeah.

Alex (26:16.377)

Okay.

Dallas (26:16.527)

There you go.

Alex (26:20.24)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

William (26:28.02)

This is true.

Dallas (26:31.187)

What was yours?

Alex (26:32.836)

Oh, you know what I hate more than anything, and I... It makes me a really bad husband. Uh... I hate house centipedes. Not to be confused with silverfish. House centipedes.

Dallas (26:46.99)

Oh yeah, you unlocked, that's the one thing, yeah that's the one animal that I'm like, nope, get it away.

Alex (26:52.256)

I hate them. They're fast. Those little guys are fast. They are slinky. They are spooky. They come up the toilet. They come up the drain. They come up the sink. If there is water... Well, I mean, welcome to the Midwest and South. They just, if they can get in, they will.

Dallas (27:07.77)

You might have an infestation if that's going on. I bl-

William (27:19.894)

This feels like, this feels like if you were like filming a spider running across the floor and the video glitches and the back end of the spider stays still but the front end keeps running. This feels like a time lapse of a spider running and I hate it.

Alex (27:26.138)

Uh-huh, yeah.

Uh huh. Yeah.

Dallas (27:34.138)

Yeah, I blame the Matrix for why I don't like-

Alex (27:34.181)

Yeah, yeah.

It's awful. I hate them. They... more than... like spiders I go, oh you serve a purpose. No, I don't want you on me or in my bed or you know like if I can get a spider out of the house peacefully with no violence, I will. Because I respect spiders. I don't love spiders. I don't like them. But I respect them. How centipedes are kill on sight? No mercy.

Dallas (28:06.939)

Yep. Yeah.

Alex (28:07.024)

squished. And so now this giant 10-foot house centipede, not even a regular centipede, is like, but that's an extra special level of no thank you. And I, my room was in the basement when I was growing up, and finished, a finished basement mind you, and still they found their way in. Um, so that would be it.

Dallas (28:24.178)

same.

Alex (28:31.92)

But I guess if you're going to make it something ridiculous, it would probably, if you turned all of the... It's got a very long body, wide spindly legs. Probably turns into like a model train. Maybe Thomas the Tank Engine. Something very silly.

Dallas (28:44.282)

Huh.

Dallas (28:48.342)

the matrix for why I don't like centipedes because of that thing they put in his belly button. So when I see one, I warn everybody, I'm like, everyone cover your belly buttons. This is how it happens.

William (28:52.47)

Yeah!

Alex (28:55.346)

Yeah.

William (28:57.55)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas (29:01.181)

They were invented to just cause problems in the matrix.

Alex (29:04.284)

Did you see the woman in the red dress? Well that means that you now have a house centipede in your belly button. Adios, like goodbye.

Dallas (29:11.563)

You do. Yep.

William (29:16.646)

Alright, for a bit of levity, what was your favorite costume you've ever worn?

Dallas (29:21.38)

A house-synopeed note.

William (29:23.088)

Hahaha!

Alex (29:23.984)

Probably a frog snake.

William (29:28.232)

I'm out.

Cody (29:31.918)

I-

um, Kylo Ren, um, for our Christmas photo. That, that was fun.

William (29:39.99)

Ah, okay, interesting twist, but I'll allow it. Go ahead.

Dallas (29:40.087)

Oh yeah!

Cody (29:43.995)

I Kylo Ren for Christmas photo and or if we're talking Halloween, because I when we when we were pitching this like spooky, I was like, can we just make it like fall themed? I don't really Halloween and I haven't since I was a kid. I haven't really Halloween since I was a kid. So there was one time, William, you had a costume party and I came as Clark Kent, which was just me.

William (29:48.041)

And or.

William (29:59.618)

same.

Alex (30:00.036)

Yeah.

William (30:08.566)

Yep.

Alex (30:09.272)

And no one even recognized you, Cody. They were like, who's this random guy that got invited? He's wearing glasses? So no one recognizes him.

Cody (30:18.804)

And I just was in a suit, but I had my shirt unbuttoned and there was a Superman shirt under it and I was wearing glasses. I was going as a full on Clark Kent. So.

Dallas (30:31.154)

I did that once, but it was September and it was for a sociology experiment.

William (30:31.169)

Love it.

Alex (30:35.464)

I'm gonna go.

Cody (30:36.133)

Hahaha

William (30:36.66)

I was there!

Dallas (30:37.956)

Yeah.

weird day.

William (30:41.796)

Uh, Alex, what about you?

Alex (30:45.076)

Let's see here. I could go really douchey and talk about the time that I bought a Top Gun flight suit that said Maverick on it and wore that in college because I was in flight school and I was like, heck yeah, I'm the hottest thing since sliced bread. I think though if I really think about my favorite, like favorite thing that I ever wore as a costume.

Cody (30:55.126)

I remember that.

Alex (31:13.452)

was when I was very young. I wore an army uniform that had been loaned from some friends who had, I guess, served in Vietnam or something. Like one of my dad's old friends. I mean, it's like old, old retro camo. And yeah, I was a kid.

Dallas (31:38.682)

When you were a kid?

Alex (31:40.856)

It was way too big for me, like huge. I was swimming in it, but I felt like the coolest thing because it was real, it was authentic, real fatigues. I was like, yeah. So that was a fun one. Now it was before I had gotten into airsoft, so there wasn't even a weapon involved. But I was gonna be the guy that took on the Vietcong right there, just me and the Charlies going at it.

Dallas (31:48.839)

Right here.

Alex (32:13.613)

I got it hands down by myself.

Dallas (32:17.315)

Where people are like, that's a weird Forrest Gump costume that he's got on. That's Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan ice cream. Kid knows the line.

Alex (32:21.163)

No, I had both legs.

William (32:25.214)

What?

Alex (32:29.988)

You know, they should have just given me a ping pong paddle and it would have been hilarious. They're like, look, you're already borderline on the spectrum. We're fairly certain. Here's a ping pong paddle off to the races with you. You know.

Cody (32:36.647)

One of-

Dallas (32:44.795)

Heh heh.

Cody (32:46.207)

One of the grandest costumes I have ever seen though, was my friend DJ Widimore. He went with a necklace of bread around his neck. He has the gingest of ginger hair. And so he was the gingerbread man.

Alex (33:01.819)

Oh no.

Dallas (33:02.802)

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Alex (33:05.928)

Bravo DJ, bravo.

William (33:06.244)

Yes. Well, mine actually happened last year. It was last Halloween and it was a bit of a family costume, but it was when we went as into the Spider-verse.

Dallas (33:20.347)

Yeah!

Alex (33:24.592)

That was a solid, solid group photo.

William (33:29.994)

Ed Christed was Dr. Olivia Octavius. I was Peter B. Parker, because the only one I felt like, the only one I could feel like I could pull off was the one in his mid-30s washed up a little bit and loaded down on his luck. And Genevieve was Ghost Spider, who was already one of her favorite superhero characters. And I said, Genevieve, superhero landing, because I was timing the photo, and this is what she dropped down into.

Dallas (33:30.084)

was.

Alex (33:36.073)

Oh great, it's Liv.

William (33:59.246)

unguided, unprompted. Yes, you little queen, yes.

Cody (34:01.287)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (34:03.506)

She knew the mission and she did it. She did it.

Alex (34:07.356)

Brava.

William (34:07.862)

But that one, yeah, I'd say. So this year she says that, she says she wants to be one of the super kitties from Disney's Super Kitties. By day they are adorable kittens and by night they are super kitties.

Alex (34:32.364)

Is this just like what Air Bud has devolved into? Are they related to the Air Buddies?

Dallas (34:32.432)

Ha ha ha.

William (34:36.522)

I just, it's, there's one named... No. There is one super kitty named Jenny spelled with a G and s- so...

Cody (34:41.468)

It's a Disney Junior show. We'll just say that.

Alex (34:47.736)

Wait, so they... They... Is it like... Are they related to any superheroes? Or are they just their own... Okay.

William (34:56.962)

Nope. They're just their own thing and everything is cat puns all the time. It's all possum and perfect and...

Woof. And she has not deviated from that line.

Cody (35:11.555)

Can you... can you not change your mind to go to Bluey? Because I would love to see you as the Bluey dad.

Dallas (35:12.37)

Bye-oh.

Alex (35:15.516)

Definitely no wolf, William.

William (35:19.746)

As bandit healer, I mean, listen, our cousin had blue healer puppies for sale. And it has taken everything within me to not get a blue healer, mainly because I do not have any sort of enclosure to hold it. And I'm pretty sure if I brought another animal into this house, that our existing cat would die, she would just, she would just give up.

Alex (35:42.528)

cease to exist.

Dallas (35:42.974)

The super kitties would come and kill the dog.

William (35:46.496)

Save the day. Okay, next one. What is your favorite scary movie?

Cody (35:46.588)

Ha ha ha!

Alex (35:50.14)

There's a cat, she's in danger

Alex (35:58.352)

Favorite scary movie?

William (35:58.57)

What is your favorite scary movie? Interpret that as you wish. Yes!

Cody (36:03.035)

legally blonde. Ha ha ha!

Dallas (36:06.031)

hahahaha

Alex (36:06.512)

We knew it was coming.

Alex (36:15.21)

Actually though?

Cody (36:16.044)

Oh, no, no.

William (36:17.531)

Yeah, actually.

Alex (36:19.48)

Alright, more childhood trauma. So when I was eight years old, I spent the night with my nana at her house and my cousin Ben. My cousin Ben is nine at the time. And

William (36:37.631)

You pop in the VHS of Ray Stevens, I ain't sitting up with the dead no more. That was it.

Alex (36:44.717)

No. So he had been allowed to see a few other movies that were, I don't know, probably a little advanced, but also at the same time I was a little sheltered. So, you know, there's that extreme on both ends where he's allowed to see things on one end of the spectrum and I'm on the other end of the spectrum of what I'm allowed to watch and see. And so he brought

he brought a copy of The Mummy, which, it's a great movie. It's an amazing ride. It is a fun romp. It's PG-13, and it earns that rating. It is PG-13. So eight-year-old Alex is watching this movie where a guy gets his tongue cut out, and he gets embalmed.

William (37:19.734)

It was a great movie.

Alex (37:41.408)

And now magic beetles can crawl inside your skin and eat you from the inside out. And there's nothing you can do about it except die. And I had already seen a couple beetles in Nana's basement that night. I did not sleep a wink. I was terrified. I had nightmares. Hey, bringing a full circle! And...

Dallas (37:56.105)

Ha ha ha.

William (37:59.374)

Heheheheh.

Alex (38:09.816)

My dad wasn't too happy with my uncle, but he had to track down the special features of the mummy that he had seen on an airplane while traveling to explain like, no, it's a rubber tongue. No, no, like no one actually died. It's special effects. I didn't buy it.

and I was scared of beetles. Yeah, yeah. So, The Mummy was it for a long time. Now as an adult, honestly, one of the scariest movies I've seen that made me go, ooh, that's not how I wanna go. Maybe Nope by Jordan Peele. There's a couple scenes in there, no spoilers, but there's a few scenes that I go, yeah, no, nope.

Dallas (38:38.953)

That documentary was real.

William (38:58.838)

Woo.

Alex (39:06.897)

is earned. Nope. No thank you.

Dallas (39:08.572)

Ha ha!

William (39:09.294)

Mm-hmm. Sarlacc pit. Yeah.

Alex (39:11.536)

Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. You know exactly what scene I'm talking about. Not how I wanna go, thank you.

William (39:13.671)

Mm-hmm. Yep, yep, yep.

Cody (39:17.827)

Nope, nope, nope. I'm, I don't like scary movies. And I have not seen, I have not seen very many scary movies in the scary movies I have seen. I'm like, I, no, just, I, I've like seen scary movies by like, you know, osmosis, like they're on in the room.

Alex (39:23.9)

Same.

Alex (39:36.74)

And I'm going to say this, and I may offend a bunch of people, but most scary movies are gore porn. I'm sorry, they're not actually scary, they're just jump scares, which that's not scary, and it's fake blood. And I go, what was the point of that? So yeah, I'm with you. I don't like scary movies, because they're not.

Dallas (39:45.298)

Oh yeah.

William (39:56.046)

Thank you.

Cody (39:56.679)

So, so, I will have to say the one scary thing that I can tolerate, it's not a movie, it's an episode of a TV series. And that's Blink from Doctor Who.

Alex (40:12.52)

Ohhhhhhhhhh Yeah, psychological horror is so much better than... Gore porn, yeah.

William (40:13.23)

Ooh, okay.

Cody (40:15.163)

Yeah.

William (40:18.739)

Yep.

Cody (40:19.495)

Don't blink and you're dead. That was the episode I introduced Dr. Who to William with. And like that's made him hooked. It says I made him hooked. Yeah, I just scary movies. Yeah, scary movies. I don't like being scared. No, no, no.

Alex (40:29.144)

It's a solid premise.

William (40:37.602)

I mean, I'll accept that as your entry if you want. Yeah.

Alex (40:40.232)

Now that's great.

William (40:45.938)

And Alex, I'm completely in the camp with you there. Like, the scene was motionless and the sound was quiet. Then there was commotion and there was loud noise. And my reflex system in my spinal cord activated to get me away from loud noise and fast motion. Great. OK, my reflexes are intact. I was not scared. I was startled.

Alex (40:57.752)

Yes? Yes.

Alex (41:10.315)

Yeah, I'm not scared.

William (41:15.362)

Difference sorry there was a lot of conversations about that whenever I was in high school, but

Alex (41:15.841)

Yes.

Yes. Oh, I mean, we went to a, uh, we went to a theme park called Carowinds down here in North Carolina, South Carolina. It's down near Charlotte. And they did Scare-ow-ins. And I was like, guys, I don't like haunted houses because they're not scary. It's just people jumping out at me. And I'm just like, I don't want to spend money, but it's at a theme park. So I was like, all right, I'll go along because I can still do rides.

and we go through this haunted maze because Ali's like, please come along. And some scare actor is like on the ground in this corn maze, jumps out at foot level and my entire reflex system went boom with my foot. I kicked the shit out of some poor scare actor and immediately went, dude, I am so sorry. He's like, it's fine. And he crawls back into the corn.

William (42:07.284)

Oh

Alex (42:18.716)

But I'm like, what the heck are you doing? And after that, I was like, no. So I had my Fitbit on and I looked down. My heart rate was 160 beats per minute. I get out of the corn maze. We go on the fastest and tallest roller coaster on the, it's Fury or something like that is what it's called. It's awesome, great ride. And I said to Allie, my heart rate will be lower.

William (42:19.106)

Hahaha

Dallas (42:21.714)

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Dallas (42:31.314)

Boom.

William (42:49.115)

On this roller coaster. Yeah

Alex (42:49.172)

on that ride. We take that, we go on that roller coaster and I get off and she went, oh yeah, show me. 72 beats per minute.

Dallas (42:59.922)

fun game I used to play when I would work armed security at the movie theater is there if there was like a jump scare horror movie that came out I would go into the theater and wait till like you know when they're coming because it's like dead quiet and you can almost count to five and know when the jump scares coming so I would sit stand right behind like the most scared person in there and it's super quiet and I would just go

Alex (43:12.87)

No.

Alex (43:16.444)

Yeah.

William (43:31.48)

Hahaha!

Alex (43:32.36)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (43:32.598)

And they would turn around and they just see this giant person standing there Then the jump scare happens and they lose their mind and then I cackle and leave the theater Because I don't care. I've never seen these again and that's a game I would play sometimes because I'm like I might as well get some laughs out of this

Cody (43:40.591)

You're right.

William (43:52.834)

Well what, Dallas, what is your favorite scare movie?

Dallas (43:55.75)

So, I'm not, I'm kind of like you guys, I'm not a huge fan of scary movies because they're just not scary. Like you see what's coming, you know what's about to happen. And usually it is like, how many, here's seven guts. Is that, was that doing it for you? Tomorrow there will be eight guts. Like, that's not scary, it's just effects. But as a small child, my, The Nightmare Before Christmas had just came out.

William (44:03.831)

Mm-hmm.

William (44:11.246)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (44:24.654)

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Dallas (44:26.955)

And my cousin had it and I went to stay all night at her house and she's like, let's watch the Nightmare Before Christmas. It's a cartoon. And I was like, sure. And so we watch it and she immediately falls asleep. So I watch it and I, yeah, I'm alone and I'm scared and I don't know how to work her VHS player. And back in the 90s, what happens when a VHS quits? It just kicks off and the TV goes.

William (44:41.642)

Alone.

Dallas (44:56.982)

And so I'm just sitting on the couch and I'm like, I don't know what to do, I'm so scared. It's pitch black in here, the TV's making white noise sound and I'm too afraid to figure out how to use the VHS player. And it was terrifying. But also I think.

William (45:03.147)

Uh huh.

Alex (45:09.068)

and then a scarab beetle comes in and eats you from the inside out. That's real terror.

Dallas (45:13.21)

hahahaha

William (45:16.278)

Alex, have you ever ridden the mummy ride at Universal?

Alex (45:20.344)

One of my favorite rides at a theme park, like I love that. I had, I've lost a pair of sunglasses on that ride and I'm very angry about it.

William (45:30.478)

Because the whole premise is it's Brendan Fraser filming the mummy. And then all of a sudden they realized that the mummy was actually real.

Alex (45:36.46)

It's not real. Yes it is. One of my favorite Easter eggs is that in the interior of the queue, the line, there's a place where you can place your hands on this big box. And if multiple people are touching it, it will complete a circuit and all the lights will flicker in the whole building and nobody realizes that that's what they're doing.

Dallas (45:40.146)

It's your nightmare come true.

Alex (46:05.284)

Yeah, and I had Josh Solomon, who's a friend of the show. He used to work for Universal. And I remember the first time I went on the ride with him, he was like, all right, now you get a different experience if the ride conductors stick their thumb out and then turn it down instead of up, you know, thumbs down. And he was totally pulling my leg. Like, that's just a thing they do. I was like, so what's the other ride like? And he's like, nah, I was just messing with you. And I was like, that's, what?

Dallas (46:27.804)

Heh.

Dallas (46:32.604)

Ha ha!

Cody (46:37.315)

I will close this part of the conversation with a movie recommend- Oh, sorry, sorry.

Alex (46:39.344)

Wait, did William get to say his scary movie? Golly, you Murphy brothers are just like, I've said my part, onward, onward.

William (46:47.992)

So that I Alex I agree I really

Alex (46:50.14)

Frozen 2, the scariest movie.

Cody (46:55.411)

Scary for another of therapeutic reasons.

William (46:56.402)

short cake.

Alex (46:58.812)

The Barbie movie, but not like the Barbie movie like all the other Barbie movies Yeah, yeah, that's like

William (47:05.078)

like Barbie in Unicorn Fairyland or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, so you said psychological thriller. I completely agree. The gore. Okay, the jump scares. Okay, great. I'm glad to know that my reflexes are all intact. Okay, sure, great. Psychologically for me, I found out in 2015 that I was really severely claustrophobic.

Dallas (47:08.998)

We have all.

William (47:34.998)

I think it was kind of triggered during a stressful event, but I guess. Yes.

Alex (47:37.964)

Is it the movie with Ryan Reynolds where he gets buried underground? No, yeah that got me too! That got me too!

Dallas (47:43.227)

Yeah!

Cody (47:44.103)

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William (47:48.154)

Yes, the entire thing happens in a box, buried underground with one actor for 90 minutes. I hated it, but if I'm having to pick a favorite scary movie, like that is a movie that I would have looked at my FitBit at the time, or were we in the FitBit era when that came out? I don't know. My heart rate would have been through the roof, and it-

Alex (47:55.328)

I love that I hate it. It's so good bad.

Cody (47:58.82)

Never.

Alex (48:08.08)

Yeah

We're still technically in the Fitbit era, they never went away.

William (48:14.578)

It clung to me for months and I have never watched it again. And I think that's a hallmark of a good scary movie is that it scared me so bad, it triggered all of the wrong wrinkles in my brain that I'm like, Nope, Nope.

Dallas (48:22.578)

Yeah.

Alex (48:30.814)

Hahaha.

Cody (48:33.804)

There's an episode of Smallville where Lana Lane gets buried alive and when an episode of Smallville freaks you out. Nope, nope, nope. I'm not going to watch a good movie based on that.

William (48:43.338)

You might be claustrophobic too! Welcome to the club.

Dallas (48:46.912)

This CSI did like a movie length episode of the same thing.

Alex (48:48.26)

Ho ho ho! Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him! Ho!

William (48:53.486)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (48:56.571)

Oh, like, but I'll close. Can I cut?

William (49:00.798)

Well welcome to spooky season everybody!

Alex (49:03.24)

I don't know, honestly, video games can scare me way more than movies. And that's because I have to be in control of it. In a movie, I am like a layer removed. I am an observer. You know, I go, ah, yes, that's a dumb thing to do. But there are certain video games that I don't think either of the Murphy brothers have played, maybe Dallas has, that are so terrifying.

Dallas (49:03.666)

Hehehe

Alex (49:32.252)

that it was like, there were some that were so terrifying that I'll never play again, and some that were so terrifying that I would love to play again. One was a Silent Hills trailer called PT, and it was basically, it just dropped on PlayStation out of the blue, and people were like, what is this? And you are going through a loop. You guys should look up a video of the playthrough.

But it's just a loop in a house. You wake up in this dungeon of like maybe a back room and you start walking down a hallway and there's a radio report about a murder and then as you're just going in a circle, every time it restarts. And it restarts. And this was actually when they first put microphones in the controller. There were certain points where you would have to like speak to a ghost. Or there was

This is gonna be a little intense, but a fetus was in a bathtub and it was talking to you. And I mean, it was just, but it was all telling a story and it was designed to be the trailer and the main character was gonna be Norman Reedus from The Walking Dead, who plays Daryl. And people lost their minds and then the game was canceled and they deleted the trailer.

Cody (50:37.429)

Ugh.

Cody (50:43.887)

Yeah.

Alex (50:59.332)

And so it's one of those like, wait, what? It's like lost to video game history. Well worth looking it up. Exactly. Now there's another game, Dallas, you'll probably know which one I'm gonna talk about. It's called Outlast.

William (51:06.346)

The movie with Sinbad called Shazay.

Cody (51:08.539)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (51:17.074)

Oh yeah. Yeah.

Alex (51:17.868)

and you are a reporter who shows up at an insane asylum and you are being hunted by a psychopathic murderer who's borderline monster and you have no weapons. All you have is a camcorder that has night vision and you have to hide while you are being hunted. And it is.

Exactly, exactly. There were friends who were like, oh come on, you're a wuss, and I'm like, and? What of it? I don't wanna play this anymore. I wanna play the game where I'm the hero, not some scared child in this closet over here. Yeah, yeah.

William (51:51.086)

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Dallas (51:51.858)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody (51:52.279)

I'm sorry.

William (51:57.066)

I wanna sleep tonight. I want dry underwear. No.

Alex (52:02.704)

Yeah, that is far scarier than any movie I've ever seen, I will say.

Cody (52:08.439)

I will close this part of this conversation with a movie that is more my and Michelle's speed when it comes to these things in Halloween. It's an old movie. Oh yeah, we spent over a year on our Disney bench trying to get to the Lion King because she wouldn't want she wouldn't want to does she didn't want to watch Mufasa die. And she's just like, Nope, nope, not doing it. But she watches this movie every year. It's an old Cary Grant movie.

William (52:14.22)

Okay.

Alex (52:16.412)

The Lion King.

William (52:18.638)

Hehehehe

Cody (52:38.363)

called, Arsenic and Old Lace.

Dallas (52:41.146)

Yeah, I just watched that for the first time this year, and I'm gonna show it to my class.

Alex (52:45.72)

I've never heard of that. I'm gonna have to.

Cody (52:48.6)

I will read you the synopsis so that the audience can look up this movie. Oscar winner Cary Grant stars as a drama critic whose life is turned upside down when he discovers that his two spinster aunts have taken to poisoning their gentleman houseguest and burying their bodies in their old Victorian home.

Alex (53:11.644)

It sounds like a Twilight Zone episode and I love it already.

Dallas (53:15.51)

It kinda reminds me of Twilight Zone.

William (53:17.28)

Yeah.

Cody (53:19.45)

And it's hilarious They have a it's hilarious. It's a comedy

Alex (53:23.644)

Hilarious.

William (53:26.989)

I know it's one of her favorite movies. I didn't like it.

Alex (53:30.48)

Hey, you know what? I'll watch it because I also watched Clue, and I hated it. So... 2 plus 1 plus 1 plus 2 plus 1, and 1 plus 2 plus 2 plus 1 means that I'm gonna watch this movie. Arsenic and Old Lace or something like that?

Cody (53:30.723)

Oh

Cody (53:38.445)

Okay.

Dallas (53:39.548)

This is very...

Cody (53:45.551)

Well, this is a-

William (53:46.158)

Okay, I like your maths. Arsenic.

Dallas (53:46.19)

Ha ha!

Cody (53:49.007)

This is a... Yep, this is a Michelle pick. It is $12.99 on your digital platforms of choice. I have no idea which...

Dallas (53:49.094)

Yeah, our snicking on lace, yeah.

Alex (53:56.172)

Oh, that's too expensive for me, sorry. I can only afford $30 4K Blu-rays, sorry. Bummer.

Dallas (53:59.442)

Huh. Heheheheh.

Cody (54:01.955)

399 rental if you want to just rent it. I don't know what streaming service it's on So yeah, of course Yeah, it's a fun movie. It's a real fun movie so oh We're talking Yep, yep, so It's one of those like old

William (54:02.254)

I was like...

Alex (54:10.052)

Nah, give that a go, that sounds fun.

Dallas (54:14.962)

It's an old movie, right? Like it's old, old.

Alex (54:17.464)

I just looked it up, 1944.

Alex (54:24.324)

And it's not rated. Oh man, it must be so dirty.

William (54:29.854)

Yes, Cary Grant and Spinster Ants. Yes, it's.

Alex (54:30.372)

Awesome. Guys night. We're gonna watch a dirty, unrated movie, guys. Let's do it.

Cody (54:36.727)

That honestly that honestly would be a good commentary like commentary episode for us Yeah, what

Dallas (54:36.871)

Heh.

Alex (54:41.923)

Nah, I'm good.

William (54:44.863)

Uh, no, I'm good. I'm good. But guys, thanks. Thanks for a night of spooooky table topics. I, I mean, I predicted at the beginning that, you know.

Dallas (54:52.518)

Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to sleep for a week.

Alex (54:53.356)

I'm scared now, yeah. It's a good thing these come out at 8am in the morning because, whoof, our listeners wouldn't be able to handle it.

William (55:01.638)

I don't want to really say. What was it? Was Spielberg producing something for Quibi that was only going to be watchable after 9 p.m. so you had to watch it in the dark? There's so many things in that phrase that date all of everything that I just said.

Cody (55:12.667)

something like that.

Alex (55:16.504)

And then somehow, you know... No, it wasn't gonna be a funny joke. I'm just gonna stop while I'm behind. And then Scorsese came out and said, that's not cinema, that's Quibi. And...

Cody (55:22.011)

Quibi.

Dallas (55:23.622)

Ha ha.

William (55:25.285)

Well, I'm going...

Cody (55:25.415)

Quibi, rest in chaos.

William (55:31.438)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (55:31.765)

Quibi, rest in chaos. You do not deserve peace. Ha ha ha.

Alex (55:36.388)

Old man yells at clouds. Another Simpsons reference, oh no.

William (55:39.262)

Well, I'm going to go put on a couple episodes of Ted Lasso as a nice little palette cleanser from Spooky Table Topics. So thanks for making it this far. This round is on me. You can find us on your preferred social platform at Dr. and Lawyer. That should get you there. And if you are feeling froggy and want to support the show and help us actually produce it, patreon.com slash Dr. and Lawyer. We've got a lot of fun perks over there. We've got our Christmas boxes are going to be going out.

Alex (55:45.456)

Hahaha

Alex (55:51.845)

Yes!

Alex (56:07.132)

Feelin' froggy, but not snake froggy.

William (56:10.898)

Exactly not snake froggy. No too far too far Well guys

Dallas (56:12.434)

Too far. Yep.

Alex (56:12.6)

Woof. Too far. You'll scare Cody. Don't do that.

Cody (56:18.587)

There were 500 frogs on that beach. 500 frogs.

Dallas (56:24.846)

Ha ha ha.

William (56:26.596)

Well guys, I'm gonna hop out of here. I'm William

Dallas (56:28.998)

Oh!

Alex (56:29.188)

Hop out, no you're triggering him, stop it.

Cody (56:34.187)

audible blink, audible blink, audible blink.

Ha ha

Cody (56:44.943)

But with that, I'm...

William (56:46.866)

I said, I'm William.

Alex (56:46.936)

You didn't... Oh, you did? No, none of us heard that. Do you wanna try it again, William? Yeah.

Cody (56:48.335)

Oh, I did not hear you. We, no one of us heard that.

Dallas (56:48.462)

Oh, I didn't hear that.

Dallas (56:53.01)

I heard hop on out of here and that was all I heard.

William (56:55.84)

Well guys, I'm gonna hop on out of here. I'm William.

Alex (56:59.089)

Boo.

Cody (56:59.099)

Boo. I'm legally blind.

Dallas (57:01.594)

Dallas.

Alex (57:03.82)

and I am scared of all of what's happened here.

William (57:03.886)

You're legally blonde.

Cody (57:10.395)

Don't blink. Don't blink, blink.

William (57:10.451)

Aren't we all? Bye!

Ep. 95 - Choose Your Own Adventure S2E2: FOLLOP [Transcript]

Cody (00:03.901)

Everything loses. All hope is lost. Hahahaha.

William (00:08.818)

Wha- What? Why?

Alex (00:08.818)

Ha!

Alex (00:17.228)

That's so that we can actually then go into Return of the Jedi of Choose Your Own Adventures. And then we have space wizard ghosts guide us to victory. I think that's where he's going with that, right? No, no.

Cody (00:26.377)

No, I'm generally the, and they all lived happily ever after, but here I'm just like, and we all died, the end.

William (00:34.952)

I'm done.

Cody (00:39.042)

Everybody died. The end.

Alex (00:41.)

Embracing the stupid but to the nth degree got it got it

William (00:47.502)

I'm not gonna lie, we embraced the stupid so well that when dog meat to feral Teletubby died I was legitimately sad.

Cody (00:52.803)

Ha ha!

Dallas (00:58.215)

That was more sad than the rest of the world blew.

Alex (01:00.379)

That was a fictionalization, a figment of your own imagination, that you were like, Dogmeat the feral Teletubby that we fell in love with? It was like, no, it was just some rustling in the wind over there with eyes in the trees.

Cody (01:08.453)

Eh. Heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

William (01:14.351)

No, that was...

Cody (01:14.743)

Yeah

Dallas (01:15.275)

It also rustled my heart. It rustled my heart.

Alex (01:18.784)

No, no, no. It's a whole character now. That's how we do things around here.

Dallas (01:21.287)

Ha ha

William (01:25.406)

Listen, if Pixar can do it with the death of Bing Bong, then I'm allowed to be sad with the death of Dogmeat the Teletubby in my own head, okay?

Cody (01:27.652)

Oh

Cody (01:31.045)

I'm already ahead of you, buddy. Already ahead of you.

Alex (01:33.448)

I knew I should have taken a shot before we started recording. I knew it, I didn't, and I knew I should have. That's AL8, that doesn't count, unless there's some bourbon in there.

Cody (01:36.093)

It's Blackberry Alate, it's the only thing that counts. If there's a- if there's a hole of rabbits, I'm going down every time.

William (01:40.694)

Yeah. Heh. Alright.

Hehehehe. Hehehehehehe.

Alex (01:48.664)

We're not going down that rabbit hole. Okay.

Alex (01:58.388)

Well, after more time than we thought, we are back with Choose Your Own Adventure. And if you've just stumbled into this strange pub, you're listening to a doctor, a lawyer, a pilot and a professor walk into a bar. And tonight, we're gathered around our high top table. We are the weirdos in the corner who are rolling dice and reading off of cards as we embark

William (02:03.877)

Yes. Yay.

Alex (02:26.408)

on our second episode in our war against the evil power master. So.

Cody (02:26.561)

I know it's extra editing work, but they're I mean, I'm picturing this like previously on and you just do.

William (02:30.19)

Thanks for watching!

William (02:42.992)

No, they can go back and listen to the previous episode.

Alex (02:44.552)

Every time I try to do a previously on, I totally forget which episode it came from, and then it's just not worth the effort, and I'm like, ehh, close enough.

Cody (02:44.849)

Oh, oh, here we go. Previously on Come On Guys, it's an on demand medium. Just listen to the prior episode before you carry on here.

William (02:52.372)

I don't know.

Cody (02:58.488)

Okay, that joke didn't land.

Alex (03:05.032)

Okay!

Cody (03:08.129)

Well, I'm embracing your own philosophy, thank you.

Alex (03:09.981)

Uh, Hey, you were the guy who said you wanted reruns of an on-demand medium.

Cody (03:15.181)

Because you told me to embrace the stupid.

Alex (03:20.096)

Yes, beautiful. Okay. So where are we?

Alex (03:30.308)

I'm a bachelor tonight, so. So when we last were embarking on our voyage, we are the fast action response team of the Lacoonian government. We are an eclectic bunch. And we were fighting the evil power master. He has evil machinations, and that's really about all we know.

William (03:44.152)

Yes.

Cody (03:56.495)

Much like the villain in Recursion.

Alex (03:59.264)

He's just evil for the sake of evil, which is, you know, my ideal villain.

William (03:59.321)

Hehehehehe

Dallas (04:03.781)

Ha ha.

William (04:04.94)

Yes.

Cody (04:07.326)

We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there.

Alex (04:12.012)

He had reasons. What? I don't think you understood that book.

So when we last squared off with the evil power master, he actually blew up Haymog, an entire planet. So tonight we have three options on where we would like to go. We can travel to the void of Nero, Silica, or Fallop. So where would you find fast action response team members?

William (04:27.991)

Yeah.

Cody (04:43.713)

I say fall up because that sounds like a fun word to say.

Alex (04:48.785)

like to travel tonight.

William (04:55.506)

Are we so we I'm looking at the map here. We blew up. He blew up. Hey, Mark. Did we go back to the Coos?

Alex (05:02.056)

We never left Lekus. We were standing there in the halls of this high-rise, and then he just shoots a Death Star laser and blows up Haymog.

William (05:04.184)

Oh, gotcha, okay.

Dallas (05:05.467)

That's right, yeah.

William (05:08.248)

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Cody (05:13.729)

Although the void of Nero also sounds fun. I've.

William (05:17.61)

I'm fine with that, yeah we can go to follow up.

Cody (05:22.273)

I just thought it was Robert- I thought it was Robert De Niro's depression, I don't know.

Alex (05:25.28)

Is that a butthole? I'm just curious, is the void of Nero his butthole? Or is that a Star Trek thing?

William (05:28.398)

What? It's always... It's a-

Cody (05:28.901)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Dallas (05:29.467)

Ha ha ha.

William (05:35.059)

It's always butts with you Alex.

Cody (05:37.842)

But... But why?

Alex (05:39.63)

Not always, buts. Sometimes.

Dallas (05:41.681)

Sometimes. Sometimes butts.

Cody (05:44.119)

laughter

Dallas (05:45.791)

Is this a sometimes, but?

Alex (05:47.196)

I have people from my work that listen to this podcast, dammit. I'm gonna have to edit that now. Golly.

Dallas (05:51.175)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha

William (05:56.95)

Uh, I'm, I'm fine with, yeah, we can go to follow up.

Cody (05:57.305)

or let's follow up on a follow up.

Dallas (06:02.105)

Let's do it. Follow up.

Alex (06:03.568)

To Follip we go.

Dallas (06:09.511)

Go down the fallopian tubes. No?

Alex (06:13.324)

Alright, now just like last time, I'm gonna have to send you all the cards as we read through for any of your scripts. Does everyone remember their character names?

Cody (06:23.738)

I do not recall.

William (06:26.663)

Yes, my name is Dante.

Cody (06:28.549)

Flipdoe! Thank you. Thank you. Oh, there he is. There he is.

Dallas (06:29.067)

I'm Commander Chin.

William (06:34.432)

What?

Alex (06:34.56)

You're flip-toe.

Cody (06:35.857)

I had the Benoit Blanc accent. It's like...

Alex (06:38.276)

Shame on you for not remembering your

William (06:42.174)

and you had this like southern drawl and... oh yeah

Cody (06:45.915)

The name's Flippdoe. James Flippdoe.

Alex (06:46.692)

Okay, I'm sending the cards to you guys, and I will still be the narrator. Okay.

Cody (06:52.173)

just hiberting his two characters.

Alex (06:59.62)

How? Did, okay.

Alex (07:08.42)

Alright, and we're off. After a harrowing trip through hyperlight, the ship enters normal space near Follip, a wild, woolly, and untamed world at the edge of the system. Follip is packed with dense forests, windy plains, and surly attitudes. It is home to oversized plants that know not how to stop growing, and oversized beasts that know not how to love.

William (07:11.022)

Yay.

Cody (07:31.037)

Aww.

Alex (07:39.172)

Follip orbits a large star and has a near constant growing season. Early attempts to colonize the planet failed when settlers were lost in the verdant wilds or were beset by terrible attacks from the loveless beasts. The most recent colony has fared better, allowing time for an agricultural research team to begin studying the planet's runaway growth.

William (08:04.954)

or binning follow-up.

Alex (08:06.56)

announces Dante, Chen nods.

Dallas (08:10.319)

What is the status of the colony?

Alex (08:12.696)

he asks.

William (08:13.27)

The intense solar flare activity has subsided.

Alex (08:19.452)

Oh yeah, we were gonna, I'm not gonna do the he asks, says Dante, yeah.

William (08:19.996)

So.

William (08:23.33)

says Dante. Okay, okay, but magnetic field disruptions intermittently prevent scans.

Alex (08:29.164)

The colony has been out of touch for days. Could be the Flares, could be the Evil Power Master.

Cody (08:30.181)

Communication with the colony should be possible, but I have not received, I have, I have received no response yet.

Dallas (08:48.815)

We'll have to land to get answers. Dante, take us down!

Alex (08:52.172)

The comms beep loudly, cutting Chen off mid-sentence. Dante's head pops open and extends an extra arm to punch a button and play the message. Fallop's Largest Moon, please send help. S.O.S. This is Research Group 32. We are stranded on Arbonne. Fallop's Largest Moon, please send help.

William (09:20.24)

a... a looping message originating from Arbonne.

Alex (09:24.216)

says Dante as he toggles off the com. Isn't your cousin in?

Dallas (09:32.591)

That's right. Colin was sent from L'Acus to follow up as part of research group 32. He gave me a gift before he left.

Cody (09:40.926)

favorite data.

Alex (09:42.916)

Free item, draw data 148. So here we go. Which it has this really cute picture of Dante on there. Kind of looks like an Android droid.

Cody (09:53.089)

He's like, ah, you're a cute little Dalek. What if you're the secret Dalek? What if you're a secret Dalek this whole time?

Alex (09:59.844)

See what I mean.

William (10:01.417)

I am adorable.

Dallas (10:03.655)

Hahaha

Alex (10:11.893)

It's not like One Night Werewolf, like...

William (10:12.306)

What if the Dalek was the friends we made along the way?

Alex (10:19.68)

All right, data card 148.

Alex (10:25.432)

So we also have two, oh sorry, I'll read this. So the free gift that was given to our fearless commander Chen was hyperthermal binoculars. This device can detect and display heat through dense material the human eye cannot see through, such as the dense verdant growth on follow-up. Keep this challenge booster. It is giving us an eye challenge booster plus one.

So we will be able to use that later on. Congratulations, Commander Chen. Now we have two options from here. We can either go help with that SOS on the moon, or we can go land on Fallop directly. What would the team like to do?

Cody (11:08.153)

I say help with the SOS, because that feels like more shenanigans will happen that way.

Cody (11:16.153)

I am effe- I live my life going, what is the most shenanigans can I get into in this situation?

Alex (11:21.172)

And you are a fan of shenanigans, so I feel like-

William (11:25.064)

Yes.

Dallas (11:25.479)

True.

Cody (11:28.661)

Ever.

Dallas (11:33.511)

That's why I drive with no pants on.

William (11:36.426)

Hehehehe

Cody (11:36.578)

But what if it's not a moon?

Dallas (11:38.595)

If we don't go to this moon, because that's where my cousin's at, right? Allegedly. Alleged cousin.

Alex (11:43.172)

Correct.

William (11:47.67)

Well, based on my cousin's interactions with the man they call the doctor, any time a distress signal is sent, he arrives.

Dallas (11:47.847)

through the-

Cody (11:48.194)

Hahahaha!

Alex (11:56.116)

All right, to the SOS. To the SOS we go.

Dallas (11:57.498)

Family reunions are going to be super weird if I don't do anything. I'm just saying.

Alex (12:10.968)

Check your phone Dallas.

Dallas (12:11.363)

Oh man, hold on, I... sorry.

There we go. The Lacoonian code requires us to respond to official distress signals.

Cody (12:15.873)

grades but this could be a trap to lure us away from fallop

Alex (12:29.096)

It won't hurt to take a closer look. Dante, put us in orbit.

William (12:34.511)

It's adding cores now.

Alex (12:37.164)

The ship arcs around Fallop towards its largest moon. A thick jungle covers most of Arbonne. A few large rivers and a huge lake are visible from orbit, but the rest is obscured by foliage.

Dallas (12:51.579)

Can we determine if that SOS is genuine?

Alex (12:54.656)

Required challenge. Analyze the distress signal. Win, raise signal tracker by one and continue. Lose, raise EPM meter by two and another active character must try. So this is an eyeball challenge. Let's see who among us is good at eyeball things.

Cody (13:07.321)

I mean, I'm, I think I'm the only, Alex, do you have 20-20 vision?

Cody (13:16.472)

haha

Cody (13:21.243)

Ohhhh. Oh.

Alex (13:21.376)

Well, Flipdote... I meant as our characters. Ironically, Cody, you and I... You and I actually are the two that have perception, and we have the little eyeball power booster from the binoculars that Commander Chen's cousin gave us. But you know, that too...

William (13:21.699)

You're the only one not wearing glasses.

Dallas (13:23.855)

Yeah.

Dallas (13:30.386)

Ha ha ha!

Cody (13:33.736)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (13:41.329)

Ha ha

Cody (13:42.497)

I will take the challenge.

Alex (13:47.66)

Would you like to take this?

Alex (13:52.556)

All right. And we have the challenge booster.

Cody (14:03.429)

Okay.

Alex (14:05.004)

we need a 4 or higher. But with the Challenge Booster, we only need a 3. And you have a plus 1, so we only need a 2 or higher.

Cody (14:15.621)

So let me find my 20-sided die to really stack the odds in our favor.

William (14:17.454)

because it's plus one.

Alex (14:27.148)

All right, here we go. On your mark, get set. We rolled a two. We win.

Cody (14:31.353)

Much?

William (14:34.554)

Oh, we barely skated by.

Cody (14:34.837)

Much like my relationship with the ACT.

Dallas (14:37.927)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex (14:37.984)

Hey, sometimes barely skating by, C's get degrees, you know?

William (14:42.678)

Yeah.

William (14:46.89)

Listen, toward the end of med school, I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you. I would open my grades and look for a seven. And if I saw a seven, I was like, oh, okay, okay.

Dallas (14:56.081)

Ha ha!

Alex (14:59.032)

Alright, so we get to raise our signal tracker by one and we are continuing.

William (15:08.286)

The S.O.S. is genuine.

Cody (15:09.417)

Interesting. There is a background echo consistent with the evil power master signal.

Alex (15:14.372)

Flipdo analyzes Dante's data.

Dallas (15:25.819)

So he may be here. We should land quickly and locate the research team. I really hope Colin is all right.

Alex (15:32.884)

I'm sure he's fine. I think it makes much more sense to conduct an aerial search first. If you land on Arbonne, go to follow up story card 6. If you search from orbit, go to story card 10.

Cody (15:40.965)

Do we have the capacity to nuke it from orbit, just to be sure?

Cody (15:48.809)

Nah, it's that... Drat.

Dallas (15:55.291)

I don't think we have that card yet.

Alex (15:56.668)

No, no, we definitely don't.

William (15:57.511)

No, no, we haven't got the nuclear warhead card yet.

Cody (15:58.143)

I'm sorry.

Alex (16:01.109)

Yeah, no.

Cody (16:01.902)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (16:02.855)

That was on NeuroZanus, I'm pretty sure. Is that what it was called? Nope, I was wrong. We made a butt joke and I just assumed that it was by then. I forgot because Alex always makes butt jokes, so.

William (16:09.358)

Hahaha!

Alex (16:12.948)

A butt joke that I'm editing out for my employment.

Cody (16:13.977)

All the time. It's kind of disturbing. All the time.

Cody (16:24.975)

Much like Uranus.

Dallas (16:25.963)

If I pamper it through there, it's... You can't catch them all.

Dallas (16:36.099)

Now you can catch all that business.

William (16:36.653)

Oh

Alex (16:39.34)

didn't even make sense. OK, so do we want to land on Arbonne and actually go see if Colin and the research team are all right? Or do we want to search from the sky first?

William (16:41.66)

It's the planet.

Cody (16:47.695)

Mmm.

Cody (16:56.537)

Yes, then do it. Let's do it.

Dallas (16:56.809)

Um...

William (16:59.338)

I vote land.

Dallas (17:02.119)

I feel like it's the most dangerous, so let's do it.

William (17:04.514)

That's why I voted.

Alex (17:07.86)

Okay, all right. If.

William (17:09.365)

The

Dallas (17:09.567)

I know there's probably creatures down here. There's a reason why this is like a recorded SOS and they're not doing it, but.

Cody (17:13.401)

But if you play the messages in reverse, does Pink Floyd start playing?

Alex (17:15.552)

Yeah, it's on a loop. It's not like they're still sending out new messages to us. But hey, you know what?

Cody (17:19.938)

Yeah.

William (17:25.89)

Yeah, the joke worked the first time. It worked the first time.

Cody (17:29.759)

Eh, Dark Side of the Moon.

Alex (17:32.561)

Did it work the first time? That's the real question.

William (17:35.79)

I think you even acknowledged it.

Dallas (17:37.947)

Ha ha

Alex (17:41.464)

Dante pilots the ship to the southern hemisphere of Arbonne and descends near a large bare patch of ground, a dry lake bed.

Dallas (17:56.263)

My bad. I didn't have it up. I was enthralled in.

Alex (17:58.996)

I'm still sending you cards in between when we have an action. It goes to you and then you read it when it's your turn.

Dallas (18:05.201)

You were really into it so I was like here it comes, here comes a thing. I didn't even look down. Okay, here we go. Here we go. This is the, no we're good. This is the obvious landing spot. It's wide, flat, and open.

Alex (18:09.312)

Yeah, yeah. Do you want me to start from scratch? Okay.

Cody (18:14.617)

They may have crashed in the surrounding jungle.

William (18:27.682)

There's a strange crack down there.

Alex (18:30.365)

Notes Dante preparing to land.

William (18:33.414)

It appears to be growing.

Alex (18:36.532)

Optional free action. If you have data number 5, you may draw data number 87. I am checking.

Cody (18:47.877)

carry on. Alright. The atmosphere is thick but breathable.

Alex (18:51.168)

We do not. I will edit this part out.

Alex (19:03.18)

Says Flipdoe, checking the gauges. Terra exits the ship. Why is the ground all squishy?

William (19:12.125)

Life sign detected.

Dallas (19:14.759)

Finally. Where?

Alex (19:19.264)

I didn't know if this was gonna get to this point or not, so I didn't send this part, I didn't want to spoil it, so, you know. Here you go.

Alex (19:31.416)

Dante emits a loud beep.

William (19:36.049)

all around us.

Alex (19:37.484)

The ground shakes violently.

Dallas (19:41.255)

Back to the fizzlet... NOW!

Alex (19:45.172)

Required challenge. Reach the ship in time. Win. Raise signal tracker by 1 and draw data 91. Lose. Draw data 133. This is a universe-shaped challenge.

Cody (20:00.289)

I thought you guys were my universe.

Alex (20:08.152)

Commander, Commander Chen, you're actually really good at this. You have a plus one there.

Dallas (20:14.311)

HELLRIN.

Due to my extensive history of line dancing, I'm real good at running. And tiptoeing through the goo.

Alex (20:25.252)

I also have a plus one here. Do we feel like... So now we have to think that each round we may need to have another challenge come up. My other strength is negotiation, the handshake one. Commander Chen, your other one is strength. You've got the dumbbell one.

William (20:39.613)

And flip toes out this round.

Alex (20:53.008)

And on a planet full of evil beasts, I feel like that may come in handy. And since I have a plus one for this swirly challenge, I think I'll take it. Because we need a four or higher to win this challenge. We are now in the five range to win. Everyone ready? Here we go.

William (20:59.503)

Mm. What were mine?

Dallas (21:10.47)

for it.

Dallas (21:20.976)

Ready.

Alex (21:24.824)

We rolled a three. Now, what we could do, again, we could use one of our other specialty cards.

William (21:27.406)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Alex (21:38.98)

We have.

Alex (21:43.24)

a magic potion that would actually lower the challenge level by one, and that would actually make this a win. Do we want to use this?

William (21:52.306)

And... and we would win.

Alex (21:56.644)

Shall we use this? That gets us a win.

Dallas (21:57.863)

Hmm. Yeah.

William (22:00.208)

This feels like when Harry was saving the Felix Felicis. Like I was hoping to use this whenever I was fighting Dumbledore. Or Dumbledore, Voldemort. Took a turn, took a turn. Yeah. And it's even called a potion. I think it's meant to be, yes. Let's use.

Cody (22:01.836)

He should have been fighting Dumbledore. Rest in peace my demon. I'm going to go to sleep.

Dallas (22:06.599)

Thanks for watching!

Alex (22:08.136)

Oh, easy.

Alex (22:13.056)

Alright, so we'll use that potion, we won the challenge. Alright, so we actually, instead of, oh we rolled a three, we rolled a three! Alright, on to data card 91.

Cody (22:17.407)

Yay!

Dallas (22:18.299)

Let's do it.

William (22:20.662)

We won.

William (22:24.142)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dallas (22:24.483)

YAY!

Alex (22:32.072)

Oh, and we get to raise the signal tracker, which is so good.

Alex (22:38.976)

The jagged crack in the ground splits apart as the crew jumps inside the ship, before the airlock even closes the main thruster's fire. The ship rises into the air as an immense mouth opens beneath it. A WIMB SPACE WORM. The giant worm rises with the fizzlet and its mouth begins closing around the plucky little craft. Afterburners propel the ship through a gap in the worm's teeth. The fizzlet escapes and takes off.

into the distance. Go to Fall Up Story Card number 9.

William (23:13.857)

Oof.

Dallas (23:13.959)

Good thing that worm had bad oral hygiene, otherwise we would have been hosed.

William (23:16.863)

Ha ha

William (23:20.354)

could think that cavity was ship-shaped.

Dallas (23:23.612)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

William (23:24.502)

We were able to fit out.

Alex (23:28.484)

And this is why, like, you all knew it was going to be trouble. We went anyways, and we got nothing out of it. So with our lives, great.

Cody (23:31.438)

It did it.

William (23:34.806)

Yeah

Cody (23:38.04)

You've clearly never played Dungeons and Dragons. This is exactly how a campaign goes all the time.

William (23:39.266)

But we escaped. We're al- we're alive.

Dallas (23:39.535)

We know there's a worm down there.

We didn't know there was a worm before.

William (23:52.174)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (23:53.563)

There's a worm down there and there's one in my intestinal tract. So now we know where two worms are.

William (23:57.841)

Hahaha

Alex (23:58.1)

You've really gotta stop licking your shoes after you walk the dog. I'm just saying.

Dallas (24:04.039)

How else am I supposed to get in them crevasses?

The only way.

Alex (24:09.011)

Ew!

William (24:09.814)

I, I.

Alex (24:11.448)

Gotta visit the void of Nero somehow, if you know what I mean.

Dallas (24:13.607)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex (24:19.588)

Alright, so we escape the Wim Worm, and we are now heading elsewhere. With a swirl of dust, the ship lands on a sandbar in a bend of a raging river. The crew steps onto dark brown sand, and the air is hot and steamy.

William (24:38.474)

The stress signal is this direction.

Alex (24:40.856)

says Dante extending an arm toward the looming jungle. The vegetation is gigantic and dense.

Dallas (24:49.307)

We'll need a machete.

Alex (24:51.096)

Free item, DrawData88.

Cody (24:53.833)

Nature what nature gives, nature can take away.

Alex (24:57.104)

It's so nice of the jungle to just provide free things. A vibro, a vibro machete. A weapons locker inside the airlock contains a machete which vibrates electronically. It's a vibro machete. Demand for these things runs high on Lacus. Keep this challenge booster. Finish Fall Up Storycard 9.

William (25:00.334)

Hehehehe

Dallas (25:00.411)

Ha ha ha.

Cody (25:00.777)

Spoilers!

William (25:06.446)

Life finds a way.

Cody (25:18.233)

Do we have?

Cody (25:21.913)

We have a Jedi machete.

Alex (25:26.048)

So this gives us a strength bonus here, which I think honestly I must have made a right call.

Cody (25:27.907)

Eh, there.

William (25:30.004)

Hmm.

Alex (25:37.784)

We may have some strength challenges coming. So. The machete makes quick work of the vegetation as Dante guides the crew toward the signal. Suddenly, predatory vines grab Flipptoe and Tara. What are the odds that there are vines again?

William (25:49.155)

Be boop.

Cody (25:51.46)

Yeah.

Riving... Are we?

William (25:57.638)

And this one too!

Alex (25:59.812)

Come on guys, we're better, we're smarter than this.

Alex (26:07.484)

Encircling Terra's arms and flip those legs and pulling them both off the ground.

Cody (26:09.933)

Help. I don't know how to say help in that accent. Hehehe.

William (26:13.77)

It's Devil's Snare!

Alex (26:15.629)

No.

Cody (26:16.639)

Help!

Alex (26:21.42)

Well give it some more gusto, Cody. You sound like you're like...

Dallas (26:21.575)

Ha ha

Cody (26:24.973)

Well, if not when I'm in writhing vines, o-help! Help! Heh. Help!

Dallas (26:25.791)

There we go!

William (26:27.694)

Hi-yop.

Alex (26:28.708)

Help. Is that really how you would shout help? Come on.

William (26:33.154)

if predatory vines.

Cody (26:37.497)

Ha ha!

William (26:38.422)

He's doubling down on it, okay.

Alex (26:41.336)

doubling down on the bored affectation.

William (26:45.541)

Wait, watch your mouth.

Cody (26:46.233)

Help! He-he-he-help!

Alex (26:46.968)

bored, affecta- I didn't say anything!

He sounded bored to be tied up in vines.

Alex (26:58.147)

Love it.

Cody (26:58.55)

It's like how I tell nevermind

William (27:00.45)

different. I'm not gonna say better. It was just it was different.

Cody (27:07.841)

gonna make a joke about my high school class. Probably shouldn't do that.

William (27:09.962)

Ugh!

Alex (27:11.628)

lay down. Lay down. Thank you.

Cody (27:14.773)

Acting! Help me! HELP! HELP ME! HELP!

Alex (27:16.64)

Wolf? No, no, no. Just act. Act, Cody.

Dallas (27:28.617)

There we-

Alex (27:31.332)

Beautiful. Chen leaps and slashes the vines around Flipdoe's legs. The Martian falls on his head. Tara lifts her vine-covered arms and bites through the vines to free herself. She drops to the ground. Dante beeps excitedly. Chen turns, expecting more sentient vines. Instead, a hairy beast that is part ape, part owl, crashes through the jungle. It opens its mouth and roars.

Cody (27:50.585)

Dallas, what are you doing here?

Alex (28:00.568)

then scratches the ground with massive claws. Required challenge. Defeat the owl ape. Win. Raise the signal tracker by one.

Cody (28:03.926)

Okay, it-

William (28:06.762)

What?

Dallas (28:09.607)

I've been waiting for this my whole life.

William (28:10.038)

What?

Cody (28:11.273)

In the kaleidoscope headcanon that is my brain, in my headcanon, Dante, not Dante, Dogmeattheferrelteletubby, since we never actually saw his face, was an owl ape. He just decided he was an owl ape. I can retcon whatever I want.

William (28:13.947)

Dallas's shirt's already off.

Dallas (28:15.659)

Yep, Chin takes his shirt off, he's ready to go.

William (28:38.004)

I just...

Alex (28:38.429)

You can't retcon dog meat.

Cody (28:41.993)

Wasn't there a community episode about that?

Dallas (28:44.999)

Can we use the all wheeled up card? Can we go ahead and use that one now?

Alex (28:50.528)

The what card?

Dallas (28:52.775)

They're all oiled up.

William (28:53.047)

All oil.

Alex (28:55.34)

All old up. All right, so here's what's really exciting about the machete. It has the challenge booster, and it says plus with a question mark and plus with a question mark. And what this means is that we get to roll the dice twice and add those numbers together. Yes. And...

Dallas (28:57.579)

I'll hold up.

William (29:18.679)

What?

Dallas (29:18.791)

What?

Alex (29:21.452)

We get to keep this card. We don't discard it when we use it. We get to keep it. And, uh, and Commander Chen, you already have a plus one. So not only are you a strong man who is leading our fearless party through the jungle, but now you get to use this machete and roll twice. Pretty great, huh?

Cody (29:38.101)

I wish we could do images in the show notes, because I would love to show off a picture of an owl ape.

William (29:43.022)

Wow.

Dallas (29:44.083)

Let's do this thing.

William (29:51.23)

It's, uh... It's... It's something.

Alex (29:54.26)

Alright, so we need five points here. We already have one through Commander Chen's natural strength and we have our vibro machete to take on. Everyone ready, here's our first roll. It is a three plus, oh please, yeah, but we got, don't spoil the tension, William. That's four right there and now we get to roll again.

William (30:09.038)

I already have two.

Dallas (30:10.311)

already.

William (30:13.526)

We've already got it.

William (30:20.382)

I mean, what's gonna happen when it's going to happen?

Alex (30:23.416)

Here we go. We rolled a five.

William (30:28.258)

Commander Chen, I doubted you for a moment. Now I am confident in your physical prowess. Thank you, sir. Thank you for your leadership.

Dallas (30:36.475)

I am good at strength things, bad at reading, bad at ballet.

William (30:39.694)

Ha ha

William (30:46.254)

And ballet is more of grace than brawn. It is okay, commander.

Alex (30:51.796)

Alright, so we get to raise the signal tracker by one, and we get...

Cody (30:52.024)

The level of exasperation on Alex's face at times doing this is just lovely. It's just lovely.

Dallas (30:53.351)

Mad at WIPing good, good at strength.

William (30:55.476)

Oh believe me commander we are aware

William (31:06.212)

We won!

Alex (31:07.)

I was always told when I was growing up that I would take a joke and run with it and beat it until it was dead. Just drive it into the ground, keep beating that dead horse, and then I met you all and I felt normal for just a split second.

William (31:15.282)

And then you met us.

Dallas (31:21.287)

How do you know where the line is if you don't go on the other side of it though? You don't know.

Cody (31:25.304)

I take my flamethrower and I see the line and I incinerate it and watch it.

Alex (31:25.528)

How do you still know if you're on the other side of the line? You just, we just keep going. We just keep, keep trucking.

William (31:25.967)

True words have never been spoken Dallas McKinney.

Dallas (31:30.883)

Right? Maybe there's two lines, we don't know.

Alex (31:37.344)

It's amazing that you brought up a flamethrower, because what we just won in that challenge is a Trank Gun. Chen's cousin Colin steps out of the jungle and fires a tranquilizer dart into the owl ape's neck. It falls and passes out. Colin tosses the gun to the crew and says, follow me if you want to live. A logo on the gun reads, Earth's number one Trank.

William (31:40.337)

Ugh.

William (31:45.742)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Cody (32:03.211)

Come with me if you want to live.

Alex (32:05.66)

I'm gonna have to find the copy of like the bit of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Come with me if you-

Cody (32:08.761)

Come... Come with me if you want to live!

Dallas (32:10.314)

Yeah.

Alex (32:13.58)

That was good! Do it again. Who's got a better, who's got the best? Beautiful. Who's got the best Schwarzenegger? Dallas? Actually it would make perfect sense that Dallas is his own cousin. Dallas, hold on. Follow me if you want to live.

Cody (32:15.429)

Come with me. Muscles too huge.

William (32:16.046)

Come with me if you want to live.

Dallas (32:18.723)

with me if you want to leave.

Dallas (32:23.163)

Get to the chopper!

William (32:24.792)

BAH!

Dallas (32:30.064)

Hahaha

William (32:30.978)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (32:32.667)

Ha ha!

Cody (32:33.349)

Follow me if you want to live!

William (32:36.174)

Follow me if you want to live.

Dallas (32:38.139)

Follow me if you want to live!

Cody (32:38.69)

Eh, you know. My Gollum voice is-

William (32:40.13)

Dallas wins. Always.

Alex (32:40.876)

That was amazing. Perfect, we're keeping it. We're keeping it, okay.

William (32:44.526)

You had a little bit of golem there, Cody. I'm... Hmm.

Dallas (32:47.067)

Heh.

Alex (32:48.066)

Yeah, no. I know my limitations. All right, so we get to keep this challenge booster, which is strength plus one, and we are going to story card eight.

Cody (32:53.349)

Because the 8-

Cody (32:58.081)

My brain went somewhere and I was just like, hard stop, hard stop. Hahahaha And when the filter actually works, you know it's bad.

Alex (33:06.092)

What kind of joke?

Dallas (33:09.588)

Heh heh.

Dallas (33:12.823)

Rain, come back!

William (33:14.134)

Yeah

Alex (33:19.066)

Alright, Dallas, you're gonna have to keep the Schwarzenegger going, okay? Keep Arnie alive. Yeah, Colin's here. The crew enters a small clearing in the jungle where the injured research crew has made a camp.

Dallas (33:23.828)

Oh, he's here now.

William (33:26.009)

Hahaha

Dallas (33:35.663)

We saw you land, cousin! It's good to see you! What happened? Wait, is this... this is gonna be hard to go back and forth.

We were in the pod performing a biological survey of Arbonne when the attack started!

Alex (33:52.204)

he says as he turns back to the wounded.

Dallas (33:57.719)

It was horrible! Hundreds of missiles rose from the moon and raced towards Fallop! There was nothing we could do but try to escape!

Cody (33:57.921)

I take it you failed.

Alex (34:07.704)

says Flipdoe. Commander Chen shoots the marsh in a stern look. Colin laughs.

Dallas (34:13.955)

We're researchers not crack pilots! Several missiles locked onto us and here we are! That was terrible at the end. But...

Alex (34:19.328)

You're lucky to be alive. Her smile fades as a horde of creatures crash into the clearing, led by a giant owl ape. Require challenge. Defeat the horde. Now thankfully, we picked up the tranquilizer, which is a plus one, and we have the vibro machete, which is the roll twice. Now Dante.

Fearless Dante, you are the only one who is still active. You have a minus one for strength. So I think the roll twice is our best bet.

William (35:03.108)

I agree.

Alex (35:04.82)

Okay, that was such a long pause to just say yes.

William (35:08.362)

Well, I was analyzing my databanks to see when my pneumatic pistons were last replaced. I am too sad to say.

They are factory issued.

Alex (35:21.028)

Oh, buddy, we gotta take care of that for ya. I'm sure we can get an upgrade.

William (35:25.558)

Well, I'm sorry. I am usually good for navigation and quick quips.

Alex (35:32.289)

You are, you are indeed. All right, here we go, required challenge. We get two rolls here, and they need to add up to five.

William (35:40.43)

I have tiny arms.

Alex (35:42.6)

Our first roll is a 6 minus 1 for your strength that makes a 5. We win the challenge on the first roll!

Cody (35:43.886)

Weeeeee

Dallas (35:50.363)

Whaaat? Nice!

Cody (35:53.221)

That's... He... He is a Dalek.

William (35:53.635)

Yeah

Alex (35:55.456)

That means that we get to pick up, we get to pick up data card 94.

Dallas (35:56.071)

Who knew that the robot was a murderous robot?

Cody (36:03.437)

He is in my heart.

Alex (36:08.452)

but he's not.

Alex (36:14.76)

Alright. The owl ate points at Colin and roars. In seconds, the crew and the wounded are surrounded by rooster constrictors, rhino hawks, and piranha parrots. Colin grabs a machete and protects the wounded, while the crew begins firing blasters. Kill that- Uh, uh, say, kill that thing as loud as you can, Colin. It's- And then say, it's the leader. Kill that thing, it's the leader in Schwarzenegger.

Dallas (36:44.967)

Kill that thing! It's the leader!

Alex (36:48.32)

Required challenge, kill the owl ape. Draw data 96, sorry, win, draw data 96, lose, draw data 105. All right, all four of us have done a challenge this round, which means everyone is live again, and we still have our challenge booster to roll twice and plus one. So Chen, you are the strongest. This is another strength challenge, and you are active again.

Dallas (37:05.197)

reset.

Dallas (37:18.855)

Let's do this thing.

Alex (37:27.254)

I was doing card maintenance over here. Sorry, pardon me.

Alright, your first roll, Commander Chen. We need five or higher. You already have a plus one and you get two rolls here. You rolled a six that gives us seven. We beat it in the first go. Draw data 96.

Dallas (37:42.863)

Yeah!

William (37:43.022)

Whaaaaa

Cody (37:50.177)

I'm sorry.

Alex (37:51.716)

You're making good work this round, I will say.

William (37:54.603)

Yeah, we are.

Dallas (37:55.751)

Keep them way to dice out.

William (37:57.358)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex (37:57.964)

With straw, uh, with sharp beaks, teeth and horns, and talons tearing at them, the crew concentrates fire on the Owl Ape. The enormous beast requires a half dozen hits to its midsection before finally succumbing. It falls with a thundering boom. After a few more hybrid beasts fall, the rest flee the clearing. You notice something on the Owl Ape's body that looks...mechanical?

You move in closer to inspect the carcass. Draw, data 97. That would have been nice to know before I put all the cards back. It was just gonna take me one card further.

Dallas (38:35.664)

Ha ha ha.

Cody (38:36.033)

Nice.

Alex (38:40.592)

A universal translator. Along with lumpy bits of fruit and nuts, a partially digested lizard hand clutching a piece of tech spills from the owl ape's stomach. Keep this challenge booster and finish story card 8. This is a diplomacy booster plus one.

William (38:53.471)

Oh my.

William (39:02.055)

It's fall up cold. Did we like cut its stomach open to get warm on the...

Cody (39:02.29)

as the internal temperature of a tauntaun.

Alex (39:07.112)

No, I don't think we need to, actually, you know?

Alex (39:13.32)

Everyone still has the backside of eight, correct? Okay. Jen?

William (39:17.291)

Yes.

Dallas (39:22.607)

We need to get you off this rock.

Alex (39:25.057)

says Chen after the battle.

Cody (39:26.981)

There's also the matter, the small matter of the evil power master.

William (39:27.582)

Everyone in the fizzlet? But the capacity is insufficient.

Dallas (39:43.035)

It's me again, here we go. That I can help you with. We located his base.

Alex (39:48.228)

Colin gives the information to the crew and bids farewell. He gives Chen a hug and says,

Cody (39:53.957)

I'm so glad he's not a full-time character. For Dallas' sake.

Dallas (39:54.779)

Hope to see you soon, dear cousin!

Alex (39:57.216)

With a wave to the crew, he disappears into the jungle.

William (40:01.934)

Bye, Colin.

Cody (40:03.984)

For Dallas is vocal chords. I'm just happy for Dallas.

Dallas (40:05.112)

hahahaha

William (40:06.658)

Wait, you're glad? I loved it!

Alex (40:06.808)

I'm not I would love to have Colin on full-time. He's good

Alex (40:14.633)

Screw Dallas' vocal cords.

Cody (40:16.389)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Dallas (40:17.015)

Ha ha ha!

William (40:17.558)

Maybe this is one of those instances where he goes home and he's around family and his native accent and it just kind of like rears up in him and Commander Chen slowly starts to get his Austrian accent back.

Alex (40:23.556)

I'm gonna go to bed.

Dallas (40:27.719)

Ha ha

Dallas (40:31.236)

Ha ha

Alex (40:32.108)

I mean, once you go to Lekous, you're surrounded by many, many cultures. And, you know, Earth's Austria is just one of thousands of accents even on Earth, you know? So, I mean, hundreds of thousands of accents. Now you're surrounded by intergalactic travelers, you know?

William (40:38.286)

Hehehehe

William (40:48.815)

at this point in Earth's history.

At this point in Earth's history, we realized that Austria was actually seeded by an alien race. And so their accent, yeah. We don't know that for centuries until we get to this current timeline.

Alex (40:58.625)

Was it really?

Was it the?

Alex (41:05.756)

I thought you were going to tell me that we've actually been misnaming Austria and Australia, and we actually had it right the first time.

Dallas (41:13.604)

Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Alex (41:14.628)

Good!

William (41:16.441)

Hahaha!

Alex (41:22.456)

Good day, mate. No, I can't do it, I can't do it. It was perfect the way it was. I beat the horse, it's dead.

Dallas (41:25.607)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (41:28.51)

I was, no you can't, no. That's, uh, that's my ringtone for you now Dallas, forever. But another syrup on the barbie. I just, uh.

Dallas (41:31.7)

on the line and just keep going.

hahahaha

Alex (41:40.684)

That was really good too.

Dallas (41:42.539)

It was. It's in all of us.

Alex (41:46.808)

Dante pilots the ship toward the location on Fallop's Jungle Moon where they believe the evil power master built his base. As the ship approaches the location, they see no break in the thick jungle below.

Cody (41:55.877)

Go ahead, then.

Dallas (42:00.879)

Where is this base?

Alex (42:05.204)

Suddenly an alarm clacks and blares.

William (42:09.738)

Multiple missiles launches detected.

Alex (42:12.352)

Below the ship, four missiles rise into the air on thick columns of smoke.

Cody (42:17.191)

There's a structure. It is hidden beneath very sophisticated holographic camouflage.

Dallas (42:18.107)

Where did they come from?

Alex (42:19.704)

The missile contrails seem to end at the tops of the trees.

Alex (42:32.34)

Worry about that later! Evasive action! Dante and Flipptoe push buttons, flip switches and toggle levers, and a frantic ballet as the ship twists and weaves around the missiles. Terra and Chen struggle to stay in their chairs and keep their lunches down. After the missiles pass them by, more alarms start beeping.

Cody (42:50.961)

Missiles have locked on and are coming around!

Alex (43:02.28)

If any active or inactive character has data card 42, the team may discard it automatically and win the challenge. Let me check.

Cody (43:03.425)

Wait, isn't that the meaning of life 42?

William (43:17.186)

That is why it is the answer. Nah.

Alex (43:17.324)

We do not. I will edit it out. Required challenge, destroy the missiles. All right, this is a piloting navigation challenge. Let's see who's the best at that.

William (43:31.315)

It is me. It is me.

Alex (43:34.903)

Yes it is buddy. You ready?

William (43:38.798)

I was made for this.

Alex (43:41.428)

Okay, we need a four or higher, because you have a plus one here, and this we need a five. Are you ready?

William (43:53.276)

I am ready.

Alex (43:53.976)

Dante, do your worst, best, worst. We rolled. All four, we succeeded.

Cody (43:57.223)

Alright!

William (43:59.574)

Hold on to your butts.

Dallas (44:03.96)

YEAH!

William (44:03.962)

Hooray! We succeeded in evading missiles, and we succeeded in another butt joke. Hooray!

Alex (44:18.132)

I want to remind the audience here that we have a doctor, two teachers at this point who are training the youth of the future, and a salesperson who works with Fortune 100 companies here. And we are bragging about a butt joke. And recording it for posterity.

Dallas (44:24.443)

Yeah

William (44:30.791)

Ha ha

William (44:44.414)

Well, Alex, honestly, the moment that you said, the moment that you said, I'm going to go back and edit that butt joke out, I don't think you realize what clicked in the rest of us. We keep referencing it so that it's harder and harder and harder to edit it out.

Cody (44:44.643)

I'm out.

Alex (44:47.189)

And honestly, I love every second of it.

Dallas (44:49.991)

Listeriority.

Cody (45:03.309)

Why are you being so anal about this, Alex?

Alex (45:04.216)

so that it has to stay.

Dallas (45:04.291)

Yeah, what I heard was, yes.

Alex (45:11.585)

And you won.

William (45:14.192)

HA!

Dallas (45:19.267)

Ha ha!

Alex (45:19.78)

I can't even be mad at that.

William (45:21.727)

Bye!

William (45:29.219)

Hehehe

William (45:33.71)

That was good.

Cody (45:34.49)

Eh, give that a seven.

Alex (45:35.524)

I hope no one has celiac disease because there was a lot of gluteus in this episode.

William (45:36.753)

Ah.

Cody (45:37.98)

Eh, 6.5.

William (45:43.299)

So close, so close.

Alex (45:44.396)

No, no.

Cody (45:44.774)

It was the tenet of butt jokes.

Okay, now I lost the plot. Anyways.

William (45:52.034)

Oh.

Alex (45:52.696)

Alright.

Alex (45:58.82)

2 out of 10.

Alex (46:02.664)

Alright, so we evaded the missiles, we get data card number 104, and it says, Data Find. The crew destroys the missiles, but an explosion forces them to land. Upon their descent, a delta wing launches from the base. The base is empty, but the servers contain valuable data. Turn over the disk and raise the signal tracker the amount shown. If any character has one or more of the following data,

Raise tracker the additional amount shown. So we have won the planet.

Dallas (46:40.215)

Yes.

Alex (46:42.193)

Someone has escaped the base in our evasive maneuvers, but we have won.

So the disc for... Oh my gosh! The disc for Fall Up is 8. We just got an extra 8 points on the signal tracker. Now we need to see if anyone has 97, S Starter Card 7, or 54. Let me look.

Cody (46:53.657)

Woo!

Dallas (46:58.415)

Woo!

William (47:03.339)

WHAA-

Dallas (47:12.935)

I bet eight is good. I bet that's a good number. Probably.

William (47:18.421)

Feels good.

I've said for years that I feel like 38 is going to be a really good year.

Alex (47:26.272)

We did find the universal translator, which is data card 97. That gives us an additional two points.

William (47:26.546)

and I found out.

William (47:32.022)

Huh? HUH?

Dallas (47:35.491)

Whoa!

William (47:36.499)

Yay!

Alex (47:38.484)

So I thought this was probably going to be one of our longest series. But gentlemen, what we've done tonight is we have gone... No, no, no

Cody (47:46.009)

Oh!

Ha!

Dallas (47:50.775)

We just win? Okay.

William (47:53.454)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex (48:10.186)

We started tonight at level 6, and we are at level 19 right now.

William (48:16.994)

What?

Dallas (48:18.558)

What? Daggone.

Alex (48:20.832)

And sometimes, I've talked about this in the Patreon cuts before, but sometimes we like to fudge the rules a little bit because they're boring where it's like

Alex (48:35.232)

You know, that's kind of lame. That's a lame way to lose it. But no, we didn't even cheat a little bit tonight, which is kind of like.

Dallas (48:43.591)

So, we go more paladar waves straight to the top of this.

Alex (48:50.648)

So I'm gonna edit that part, but you know, that was more for our sake. Guys, I can't believe it. We have, we've moved up 13 levels on the signal tracker.

William (49:03.202)

Wow.

Alex (49:04.808)

Now, the evil power master meter is at 8 currently. It's at 8. And what this means is by being at such a high signal tracker level, we now need 6 every time to win our challenges. So by hook or by crook, we need to win. We're starting very early, very strong. But that does mean.

Dallas (49:26.143)

OI

William (49:29.87)

Okay.

Alex (49:34.816)

that our work is going to be cut out for us going forward, but we have a lot of head start on the evil power master currently. How's everyone feeling?

William (49:46.926)

Feeling great.

Dallas (49:48.056)

Yeah, like a champ.

Dallas (49:53.763)

Meet and callin' really gave me a morale boost.

William (49:58.066)

It was so nice to meet your family, Commander Jin.

Cody (49:59.629)

I'm sorry we had to terminate the relationship so early.

Dallas (50:02.747)

Worried about which cousin it was gonna be.

Alex (50:02.909)

He did, he seemed like a real gem. You know, I liked it.

Alex (50:11.212)

No, but he's alive, he's well, and the evil power master is no longer on follow-up. He has escaped into the, he,

Cody (50:16.195)

So what you're saying is he'll be back.

Alex (50:26.712)

he will be back and it's our job to find him. And so the next time we play, we have quite a few really fun options in front of us, but with that, I think it's time for us to settle up at the bar. So I'll take care of tonight's check. If it is your first time stumbling in, we hope you like what you heard and we really love if you followed us and got caught up on

William (50:43.716)

I'm so excited.

Thank you.

Alex (50:55.408)

last season's Choose Your Own Adventure and the last episode of Choose Your Own Adventure. You can follow us on Twitter. We're still not calling it X because we're not weirdos. You can follow us on our Facebook group. Come join our Facebook group called The Pub. We have lots of fun conversation over there. We have an Instagram. One other thing that we love to ask is that if you want to help us produce the show, consider becoming a patron.

William (51:05.32)

Refuse.

William (51:10.018)

the pub.

Alex (51:22.14)

on patreon.com slash doctor and lawyer. Words are very hard. Patreon.com slash doctor and lawyer. It's in the show notes. But with that, I am Tara.

William (51:28.782)

Hehehehe.

Cody (51:32.901)

And I'm the Bud of many jokes.

William (51:37.141)

I am Dante.

Cody (51:38.117)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (51:39.609)

chin.

Alex (51:43.508)

And we...

Dallas (51:43.687)

And I'm Colin!

Cody (51:46.36)

I had to slide one last butt choke in there.

Alex (51:46.728)

And we will see you all next time when we face off with the evil power master.

William (51:47.487)

I will see you.

Alex (51:54.912)

Bye bye! Get to the chopper! Wait, Dalcyel, get to the fleaslet!

Dallas (52:02.127)

Get to the Fleece Lit!

Alex (52:04.728)

Beautiful, beautiful.

William (52:05.984)

Yes.

Ep. 96 - Wizardfest Preview - OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW! [Transcript]

William (00:03.069)

Can't access, what?

Alex (00:06.73)

You broke your internet.

William (00:09.125)

Did you see something flash up? I-

Alex (00:12.463)

No.

William (00:13.525)

I saw this like thing pop up that said can't access video for I don't need the video anyway. It's recording audio. Anyways, well hey guys, welcome back. This round tonight is on me. A doctor, a lawyer and a- ah! The lawyer's not here! No! A doctor! In the- oh, one of those degrees.

Dallas (00:28.415)

OHHHHH!

Alex (00:29.514)

Actually, I went to law school in the past 30 minutes and I now have, yep, I have one of those degrees. That would be the only one that matters in my life. They.

Dallas (00:36.406)

Hahaha

William (00:38.705)

They, where you got certified to be a L-A-W-Y-U-R, that type of lawyer, in La, well, hey, this.

Dallas (00:41.869)

Whoa.

Alex (00:47.08)

Lawyer.

Dallas (00:47.694)

Blyawyer.

Alex (00:50.77)

I went to a luau and they said if you do it enough you become a luau-ier and then they put a wreath of flowers on my neck.

Dallas (00:53.272)

Ahahaha

William (00:57.197)

I-

Dallas (00:57.838)

Did you guys watch?

Did you guys watch 30 Rock? Where they were filming the rural juror and they're like, the what?

Alex (01:03.775)

Yeah, occasionally.

William (01:09.217)

Oh, that's my nightmare!

Dallas (01:10.676)

Yeah

Alex (01:11.559)

in related unrelated news there is a church up the road from us and I you know there's the joke where it's like oh I can't pronounce a word and you say it perfectly it's like oh I can't pronounce the word watermelon I legitimately cannot pronounce the name of this church it's called and I'm gonna try but the consonants don't

William (01:31.409)

Ha ha ha!

Heheheheheheh

Alex (01:37.262)

Hepseva, Hep, Hef, Zeb, He, H-E-P-H-Z-I-B-A-H. I don't know who thought that was a good name for a church. Not me. I think it's a dumb name for a church. I don't even know what Bible story that relates to. But there's better names. I don't care if you're the 17th First Baptist Church of this area. That's still better than Hef, Hep, Hef,

Dallas (01:57.099)

Ha ha!

William (02:07.301)

Hephzibah? HAHAHAHA

Alex (02:07.91)

Fuck it. That name.

That word. It's a terrible name and Ali's like, you're faking it. I'm like, no, those letters do not work in my mouth.

William (02:19.697)

So I'm gonna do duck quack over that and duck quack over every attempt that you've made to say that this entire time Just to keep it mysterious Every single time he tries to pronounce it well a

Dallas (02:25.678)

RUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH

Yeah, he accidentally says an obscenity every single time. That way everybody's like, Hebsiba doesn't even sound close to any obscenities that I know.

Alex (02:29.518)

No.

Alex (02:38.418)

Why would you say it with the first try? Screw you, Dallas!

William (02:41.085)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (02:42.67)

I was just saying what you said. I wasn't sounding it out. I was just emulating what you said.

William (02:46.117)

Well, listen, I have listened to the dulcet tones of Jim Dale of Jim Dale saying Hepsipa Smith in the last book inside of the Harry Potter books.

Dallas (02:53.622)

Jim Jones? Oh, okay. Ha ha ha.

Alex (02:55.03)

Easy for you to say. Duckwack, duckwack.

Dallas (02:59.022)

Hehehe

Alex (03:02.962)

Screw both of you! First tries! Screw both of you! That... Those letters, those letters don't work through these lips right here. You gotta get to the F sound, to the Z sound, to the B sound, back to back to back. It doesn't work. Those letters shouldn't be so close. And plus it's a PH. Pick a different church name. You can do better.

Dallas (03:06.806)

He was in episode two of Star Wars.

William (03:11.7)

Yeah

Dallas (03:13.769)

hahahaha

William (03:17.659)

Hahaha!

Dallas (03:22.99)

the

Dallas (03:28.279)

Heh.

Alex (03:30.818)

I don't even know how he got here, was it from Lou Auer? Was that how this happened? Golly.

Dallas (03:34.382)

I think it was, yeah.

William (03:34.397)

Uh, yeah, I think so. I think so. Well, our resident Luau-er is not here. A doctor, a pilot, a professor have walked into a bar and we... Uh, no, no. Not a linguist. Uh, uh,

Dallas (03:40.14)

Hahaha

Alex (03:42.798)

And not a linguist apparently because a speech pathologist might be needed but

Dallas (03:45.96)

We're looking for one.

Ha ha ha.

Alex (03:53.915)

Your resublay? Yeah, we definitely need it. Quick now!

Dallas (03:57.835)

IT'S FALLING APART!

William (04:01.081)

No, but we decided to hop on here just to give you guys a little bit of a preview of an event that's coming up that I, I know me personally, it's like you were flashing a wedding ring, I was like, made my brain short circuit there for a second there Dallas, but Iron 10 Wizard Fest. Oh, no, I just saw the, the like, you know, fishing for compliments, like ooh, look, here we go.

Dallas (04:13.806)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex (04:19.382)

It was supposed to be magic fingers is what it was. Magic fingers.

Dallas (04:21.634)

Yeah, you didn't see the other hand area.

Dallas (04:28.974)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

William (04:31.233)

Iron Tim Wizard Fest! Uh oh, I...

Alex (04:31.51)

We did a thing! Here's my picture. Look at my nails for no unrelated reason. Oh crazy. Do I do a good job? Was that good? Did that sound okay? I'm about to be shot by the assassin of the women of the world.

William (04:37.489)

Hahaha!

Dallas (04:44.115)

was.

William (04:44.301)

Yeah, yeah, the nails that's very much a thing but Yeah Done close it up. I got the tab Dallas. This one's on me. No, no, we are talking Ironton Wizardfest We've done it before we've had one of the co-creators on our show You should go back and listen to the very first magic month We interviewed Brad bear of the Ironton Wizardfest, but this year I've been going every year since I started as a vendor You know

Dallas (04:47.894)

You nailed it.

William (05:13.309)

talking my wares, but this year we have been given the awesome opportunity to do a live podcast episode. Alex looks terrified.

Dallas (05:26.69)

Hmm, ha ha.

Alex (05:27.154)

Do you know the scene where Uncle Ben is like, with great power comes great responsibility? I just feel the amount of, the mountain of responsibility getting larger and larger and larger because we're about to be on a stage in front of real humans. Ah.

William (05:31.557)

Hahahaha

William (05:45.054)

Ah, you know.

in front of people and I have in just my circle alone I already know of five people who are already planning on coming and attending. Yes.

Alex (05:58.554)

Question, how many duck quacks am I allowed in a live show? Zero?

William (06:02.593)

So I specifically requested that our stage be put next to the petting zoo. And I will have a stick and I'll poke the duck. Hahahaha!

Alex (06:08.278)

Okay, and by the local church, okay. So we are near the petting zoo where all the small children will be and the local church knitting group booth and so zero duckwax. Screw you again. It's not easy to say. You need to be magical to have that go through your lips.

Dallas (06:08.874)

Yeah, I'm gonna hold here. We're gonna squeeze a duck. Yeah

Dallas (06:20.874)

Yeah. Second Hebsibah Church of...

William (06:20.947)

Exactly, exactly.

William (06:31.261)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas (06:32.014)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

William (06:35.013)

Well, Ironsome Wizard Fest was a, it is what you think it is. It's a Harry Potter festival that started back in, when did I, I don't want anybody to get, I don't want anybody to get bingo, but when was my last cancer scare? 2019, because that's when I had surgery. Yes, yay! Anybody get bingo? Ha ha ha.

Alex (06:45.926)

2018, 2019.

Dallas (06:50.478)

Hehehehehe

Alex (06:51.163)

Thanks for watching!

Yay, cancer! That was the last one I had on bingo. Alex gets angry about something relentlessly for no reason, Dallas referenced 3D printing, and then there was cancer, you know?

Dallas (06:53.986)

Oh yeah.

Dallas (07:01.518)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

See? You win.

William (07:08.649)

But nobody can get Cody's column. He's not here. Oh no. That's true, that's true, yeah. But yeah, Iron 10 Wizard Fest, Harry Potter Festival in Iron 10 Ohio, it started back in 2019. It had all of the wonderful janky trappings of a first year festival, and since then, it has grown into kind of a wonderful celebration of this fandom.

Alex (07:11.642)

Well, no, they're scattered through the card, remember? Yeah.

Dallas (07:14.042)

hahahaha

Alex (07:36.083)

Now it just has all the janky trappings of a real festival.

William (07:40.169)

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, especially since they've invited us to go on a stage. But it is in Ironton, Ohio. We do encourage you to come at Saturday and Sunday, November 11th and 12th, specifically November the 11th at 4 p.m. A doctor and a lawyer walk into a bar. We'll be doing a live podcast. Yeah.

Alex (08:00.166)

That's three more PMs than one PM. Yep. I'm just on my A game tonight. Letters, numbers, clocks, especially if they're digital clocks, I'm on it.

Dallas (08:04.01)

Yep.

Dallas (08:15.95)

3 p.m. Tylenol p.m. It's all there. We'll have it.

Alex (08:18.496)

Eastern.

Yep. I will be fully transparent with all of our listeners, including my family who is listening. My sister has mocked me relentlessly because this has been on the calendar for over a year for me, right? And my mom was like, oh, let's go to Gatlinburg this fall. And I said, that sounds great. When do you want to do that? And she said, well, we're looking at the weekend of November 10th through the 12th. And I said, sorry.

No can do. I'm going to Wizard Fest with my friends. And my sister said, you're going to a Harry Potter fair instead of spending time with your family? Wow, with like a lot of O's. So yes, I'm going to a Harry Potter fair, but the real reason I'm going is maybe the real treasure was the friends I made along the way. And Cody's not even here to appreciate that joke right now.

William (08:53.756)

Why Alex?

Dallas (09:16.957)

AHHHHH

Dallas (09:20.663)

hahahaha

William (09:22.132)

No, we definitely do it in his honor. Uh... Oh, gas!

Dallas (09:26.508)

He just got to chill wherever he's at and he's like, what? Whoa.

Alex (09:29.447)

haha

Dallas (09:32.046)

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Alex (09:34.278)

Gas or gasp with a P.

William (09:37.499)

Uh, open to interpretation. I like it either way.

Dallas (09:39.896)

hahahaha

Alex (09:40.484)

I gotta chill maybe I need to take a one of those beanoes

Dallas (09:47.21)

I peed a little, I wonder why.

Alex (09:49.938)

You haven't even given birth, Cody!

William (09:52.083)

I'm not gonna give away too much about the content of the actual live episode, but if you have listened, especially through the past year, you've gotten glimpses. Plenty of Easter eggs and references to previous things, as well as lots of chaos and stupidity to embrace. Yeah.

Alex (10:18.17)

William, oh, it's an audio medium, I raised my hand. William, are we doing anything cool for the first three of our fans who bring us real grapefruits? Are we doing anything nice for the first three fans that bring us grapefruits, like a goody bag of some sort?

Dallas (10:22.335)

hahahaha

William (10:22.605)

Ha!

William (10:34.441)

You know what? If you show up with a grapefruit?

Dallas (10:39.374)

Hahaha

William (10:40.889)

Uhhhh...

Alex (10:41.562)

There was a plan, I just put him on the spot, cause I know he's got like gift bags planned for our patrons.

Dallas (10:45.531)

You get a crisp one dollar bill.

William (10:51.376)

So that we could discuss that sure. I do have a goody bag a goody basket that I am putting together that will be given away at the end of the live episode. Yes.

Alex (10:53.454)

Hahaha

Alex (11:03.018)

And I just more than anything really want our, and I don't know if it's been announced yet, we have a special guest host with us, yes? I'm not saying who yet. We have guest hosts who will be joining us on this stage, correct?

Dallas (11:17.462)

Harry Potter's gonna be with us?

William (11:19.381)

Harry Potter himself.

Alex (11:21.926)

the you'll have to edit this part are the is the Potter podcast that you like are they joining the girls oh well never mind I was gonna say I just really wanted them to be super confused why a whole bunch of people were bringing grapefruits to a stage but never mind you'll have to edit this part out I'm sorry I was I was trying not to reference them in case it was not known but whatever

William (11:28.03)

No, they are doing a live episode at 2.

William (11:38.397)

Showing up with the grapefruits. Okay. No, no, that's fine

Dallas (11:39.077)

Heheheheh...

William (11:48.509)

Oh, no, they're going to be on there too. But I have...

Alex (11:51.29)

Well screw them! And we didn't want them anyways.

Dallas (11:52.686)

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William (11:56.637)

I have put together a goodie basket that we're gonna give away at the end of the episode that so far includes the first three illustrated MinaLima editions of the Harry Potter books. Uh, well, you'll have to come to the show. I hope you come to the show. You'll have to come to the show!

Alex (12:07.066)

Ooh, I want that basket.

Dallas (12:12.718)

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Alex (12:15.399)

So we tonight it's a doctor a lawyer and a professor where's Alex he was supposed to be here I'm out in the crowd guys. I want that basket. I put my name in the raffle

Dallas (12:21.902)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (12:22.341)

Hahaha

Dallas (12:25.622)

the

Alex (12:27.394)

You have your own money, you're independently wealthy, you're not even an emerald tycoon. I want it anyways. Winning it is more fun. Please get out of the crowd, come up on stage. No, I don't wanna be associated with this. Just want the goodie bag.

Dallas (12:34.062)

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Dallas (12:48.014)

He's been playing the long con this whole time. He's only doing the podcast for this goody bag.

Alex (12:49.991)

I'm sorry.

William (12:50.505)

Sheesh.

Alex (12:54.015)

Hey, did that sound like I really was far away in a crowd? I was trying, it's really hard with these mics, they're pretty good, so.

William (12:57.441)

Yeah, yeah, it was pretty good. It was pretty good Dallas you've Alex I know that you've never been Dallas you've never been To wizard fest have you okay? It's

Alex (13:05.443)

No, no.

Dallas (13:07.571)

I've never been. No.

Alex (13:10.01)

Dallas and I are gonna have so much fun laughing to each other and then enjoying ourselves. We're gonna be like, this is so da- oh my god, I'm having a blast.

Dallas (13:20.054)

I know. I'm gonna hide grapefruits everywhere and I'm just gonna eat them the whole time and you're gonna be like, he's out. And then just out of nowhere, I'll be like, here's another one.

William (13:21.01)

I'm like...

Alex (13:30.066)

Dallas and I are actually gonna create a new canon within the Harry Potter lore. And we're gonna be like, you guys are so dumb, you don't remember book six, chapter 17, where Harry eats grapefruit? Like, duh. In the great hall, he's sitting there with Colin and...

William (13:45.853)

Oh jeez. Yeah, don't. You will be called out and shamed so bad.

Dallas (13:46.872)

Yeah.

Dallas (13:53.814)

Voldemort was allergic to citrus, and that's really what brought him down.

Alex (14:00.034)

I just need to find a grapefruit reference within Harry Potter now or I'm just gonna be upset.

William (14:00.253)

Well, they...

William (14:07.297)

Well, I wanted to finish out our little Wizard Fest preview by kind of giving you my recommendations for Wizard Fest. Things to make sure that you experience while you're there. Brad talked about this whenever he was on the show, but they are current MCU show level of Easter eggs.

Peppered all the way through wizard fest. There's Hidden details hidden rooms that they don't advertise that you can just stumble across they do encourage you to explore Tell us is currently smoking a pipe and he leaned back

Alex (14:50.181)

Yeah

Alex (14:57.063)

With legal tobacco, not the funny stuff.

William (14:59.201)

Yes, yes, with legal tobacco! But he leaned back to try and blow a smoke ring, and no smoke came out for a deceptively long amount of time, and I thought he was just shocked at something for a minute.

Dallas (15:07.81)

Hahaha!

Alex (15:12.85)

There's hidden rooms. I'm just, I'm hoping that Dallas and I are gonna explore. And in fact, I think I'm gonna bring a separate recorder with me. So that as we explore, we're just gonna narrate. And what I'm really afraid though, is that Dallas and I are going to take that invitation to explore too seriously. And it's gonna be like.

Dallas (15:16.194)

That's not a thing.

William (15:24.849)

You've got to.

William (15:35.485)

Hahaha!

Dallas (15:36.674)

Hahaha

Alex (15:37.782)

Oh my god, we found Harry Potter's utility closet. And the janitor's gonna be like, no, this is a regular utility closet. Get out, please. What is this magical room? This is the women's room, sir. You need to like, oh no, no. I've never seen one of these with benches.

William (15:43.461)

Hahaha

We were taught to explore!

William (15:51.473)

Ha ha.

Dallas (15:53.614)

They said every house might have secret rooms. Nobody said any house, all houses are ready to go. You'd be like.

William (15:58.261)

When you...

Alex (16:02.062)

I've never seen one of these with a bench in it. What are these marshmallows? No, that's a bad joke. You're gonna cut.

Dallas (16:10.279)

They make, there's a rash of break-ins in Ayrton, Ohio. I was looking for the secret room. I didn't know that they were having dinner at the time.

Alex (16:13.383)

Huh.

William (16:14.87)

Well...

Alex (16:18.351)

and

William (16:19.209)

When you get there at the gate, you have to make sure that you grab a copy of the Ironton Prophet, which is probably the coolest, most detailed, well-designed, one of the most well-designed elements of the entire festival. They literally print out a newspaper styled after One Daily Prophet that explains the Ironton Wizard Fest in the context of the Wizarding World.

and how local authorities have been perplexed about the inability to pass on the street during the festival. It's very highly detailed and recommended, but they also have their own. Brad has been very clever in the way that they have circumvented intellectual property.

Alex (17:16.366)

Yeah, I remember that from our first episode where...

William (17:18.757)

from the first conversation. Initially it was butter beer, B-I-E-R. That was too close, especially phonetically. It was switched to butter brew. Again, Warner Brothers is like, eh, listen, come on. So this time it was batch 1313. And when you look at the one and the three next to each other, it looks like two Bs side by side behind a...

big kegs. You have to get their butter beer. It's custom drink made at the two beaters, which is a pub inside the theater that they completely overtake and turn into a wizarding pub.

Alex (18:02.266)

So I won't even pretend to lie or even pretend to say that I'm not a little excited. Especially, you know, yes, I've been mocked by my sister, but she and I have had many a very fun romp through Orlando's Wizarding World, right? It's a great time.

Dallas (18:10.805)

Oh yeah.

William (18:23.484)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (18:24.722)

And in fact, if you look over my shoulder right here on this bookcase, because this is an audio medium, that is all of the Harry Potter books, you know, right there, sitting next to Homer's Iliad and Odyssey Leather Bound. So I mean, it does have a special place in my heart. However, I think I am going to enjoy this from the sense that

it will be doing it in a more organic way. Like there's something too polished about a theme park that it's like, yeah, this is fun and I can go get food or I can go get drinks and occasionally there's musical numbers but even though it feels more alive than say Disney, it doesn't feel organic. It still feels a little sterile in that sense.

William (19:02.77)

Yeah.

Alex (19:24.898)

I'm looking forward to actually seeing people who do care and at the same time are just making it their own. It's an actual festival all the same. That's exciting to me.

William (19:34.105)

Yeah. There's in everyone in their own niche, interest and capacity comes within the context of the wizarding world. So there is a violin player who sets up inside the conference center and plays songs from the soundtrack.

Dallas (19:59.67)

Alright, that's cool.

William (19:59.849)

violin case open, he's dressed up in Victorian garb, and we'll play... Oh, Dallas' flute. Ugh, will you do...

Alex (20:09.158)

That is a recorder you uncultured swine I Think I still I should you not duck quack you not I think I have a Fife in my in a box over here from visiting Boston that my grandmother bought me Probably close to two decades ago and I've held on to it. So if you bring the recorder, I'll bring my fife

Dallas (20:10.578)

Yeah, that is my recorder from my middle school... music class.

William (20:13.853)

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William (20:23.453)

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Dallas (20:25.016)

Hehehehe

Dallas (20:39.319)

deal.

William (20:41.098)

Oh my... can this...

Alex (20:41.186)

We will ruin so many lives.

Dallas (20:46.094)

plan on being like three children in a trench coat pretending to be an adult this whole time.

William (20:52.293)

Hahaha!

Alex (20:52.678)

Hahaha!

Dallas (20:57.046)

People are gonna walk around and be like, who has been hiding literal Easter eggs?

William (20:57.318)

Yes!

Alex (20:57.623)

So you mean...

Dallas (21:03.538)

End the festival. Be like, you said there's a lot of Easter eggs.

Alex (21:06.6)

Did you open it up? There's a tiny little Harry Potter inside. I got from Dollar Tree. Sir, this is just a Duplo policeman. Well, it... Magic!

William (21:10.022)

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. But-

Dallas (21:17.439)

He changed again!

William (21:20.353)

But it's, the festival itself has this kind of frenetic energy all day. You will walk past a fiddle player playing the Weasley Stomp on the street corner and then all of a sudden you'll have a woman dressed up like the trolley witch pushing a literal trolley with homemade candies and sweets and confections.

William (21:48.127)

so that you

Alex (21:48.194)

If I have to pay her in real gold, I'm out, because I can't afford that. I can't-

Dallas (21:52.066)

You have to pay him in Harry Potter Turduckens. Is that the name of the currency?

William (21:52.448)

No.

William (21:57.853)

Yes, yes, actually.

Alex (21:58.242)

See, I used to relate to Harry as a child, where I was like, much like William, brown hair, glasses, I actually did live in a closet for a year. It made sense. But now as I've become older, I relate more to the Weasleys because I'm poor. So we're gonna be balling on a budget this go.

Dallas (21:58.69)

That's what I thought.

William (22:17.373)

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Dallas (22:17.902)

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Dallas (22:22.638)

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Alex (22:25.67)

Do you want any sweets? No, get out of here, I can't. I packed this peanut butter sandwich. It's all Allie would let me take from North Carolina to Kentucky.

Dallas (22:29.2)

hahahaha

Dallas (22:33.322)

End this.

William (22:35.15)

Oh

Dallas (22:37.546)

And all I have is this rat.

Alex (22:40.942)

I've been sleeping with it for a week.

Dallas (22:41.358)

I found on the street. Ha ha ha.

Alex (22:47.834)

We're already living up to- See, when you said, I'm gonna aspire to be like three kids in a trench coat, that's every time we record. That's us, every time.

William (22:54.213)

That's you! Chalice, that's you!

Dallas (22:57.886)

Nobody knows that secret.

William (22:59.614)

Have you met you?

Dallas (23:02.275)

Hahaha!

Alex (23:03.003)

That's actually Dallas' favorite sport. He wakes up in the mirror and meets himself, wakes up in the mirror, what am I saying? You know.

Dallas (23:09.742)

Hahaha! Real magic.

William (23:12.397)

Linguist again, send your resume to doctorandlawyer at outlook.com.

Alex (23:13.43)

Do we need a linguist or do we need like... Oh no, I think I'm stronking a half. Half my body is paralyzed. 9-1, call 9.

Dallas (23:18.766)

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Dallas (23:28.567)

Ha ha.

Alex (23:30.648)

No, I-

William (23:31.345)

They've got a giant Lego exhibit too One of the Lego enthusiasts groups have built full-size Scale mot the scale models. Yes, you can walk through it of Hogwarts castle No, but they've they built the Quidditch pitch Hogwarts castle They've got several exhibits their The food vendors you've got to go to dragonfly cafe every single year. They bring a

Dallas (23:44.936)

hahahaha

William (24:00.017)

uh, pumpkin bisque that they serve in an actual pumpkin.

Alex (24:03.418)

You've told me about that. I feel like I need to probably have some fire whiskey though before I go so that I am loosened with the flow. But then I get on stage and I'm like, hello, I'm one fourth of this show. This is the best Potter park I've been to in the past two hours. I had a full flask right here, fire whiskey.

Dallas (24:04.846)

Hmm.

William (24:11.517)

Ha ha

William (24:18.655)

Um...

Dallas (24:32.226)

He thought it.

William (24:32.305)

Should you be so inclined though, inside the two beaters, they actually have an alcoholic version of Butterbeer. Yes, with a, I believe it's whipped cream vodka, butterscotch schnapps, and something to make it sparkly. I can't quite remember what it was. Ha ha ha. And then they have a.

Alex (24:39.346)

Really?

Dallas (24:39.374)

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Alex (24:48.704)

Dallas, we were about to get duck quacked up.

Dallas (24:51.181)

Heh.

I thought I was in a rollercoaster for three hours, it was just a man's car.

Alex (24:59.426)

I found one of the flying cars! No, you're in the back of a police car. You've been arrested for public intoxication. I was invisible! No, you can't take your clothes off, Dallas.

William (25:00.817)

Ha ha

Dallas (25:02.446)

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William (25:07.347)

I can't, will you please bring a mic, wear a mic, and commentate the entire thing, please, even if we don't release it just for my own personal enjoyment. Just for the Patreon cut.

Dallas (25:12.718)

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Alex (25:17.89)

Absolutely. Just through the Patreon cut. It's, do you know the, uh, the, the progressive we keep you from becoming your parents commercials, uh, Dr. S Mike, something like that. I can't remember his name. Um, but he, he's this old guy who's a therapist and he's like, we can't prevent you from becoming your parents, but we can save you money on your.

Dallas (25:21.614)

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Dallas (25:30.059)

Yeah.

Alex (25:46.514)

car and home bundle. And one of the things is they're in like Home Depot and a person walks by with blue hair and everybody turns by and he's like, we all see the blue hair. We don't need to say anything. I feel like that's just gonna be me and Dallas the whole time like they're wearing robes. They're, that is like a death eater cosplay. Yes, we all see it. They're.

William (25:46.621)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (25:54.346)

Alright, don't do it.

Alex (26:14.746)

We're all nerds here and we love it. You're a different breed of nerd. That's okay.

William (26:17.744)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas (26:19.83)

I'm gonna spend part of my time like I didn't know this festival was coming and I just live there. I'll be like, what is going on? I can't even get to the Dollar General. Without all these, what is, who's wearing robes outside? Is there a communal shower somewhere close by? I don't know what's going on.

William (26:22.641)

Ha!

Alex (26:27.474)

Who are all these people in my front lawn?

Alex (26:34.022)

I was ch-

William (26:37.573)

Yeah.

Alex (26:38.834)

I've been trying to get to Paducah for four hours and I can't get... This place is in gridlock. It's like a parking lot. The whole street is shut down.

William (26:49.825)

I can't wait. I can't wait. And if you, I know we have a lot of listeners that are in Kentucky, the kind of, in the Kentucky, Ohio, West Virginia area. If you are available November 11th and 12th, come out, join the live show where they, the stage is still, I think, to be determined, but we know that our time slot is four o'clock on Saturday. We would love to have you.

and I'm gonna be there the whole weekend because I've got my 90s magic booth that I'm setting up this year. This is the first time I'm taking that to the festival. So this year 90s magic, well there's a little bit of everything. I was commissioned to do a project for actually two of the hosts from Swish and Flick.

Alex (27:29.958)

What all do you have this year? Keychains?

Alex (27:36.11)

Stickers.

William (27:48.665)

It was a custom race medal for a spouse of someone who has been doing all of these races just as a World's Greatest Spectator. Thanks for getting up at 3am and cheering me on in this race. And they co-host a Harry Potter podcast and the last race she did was 90s themed. So I thought how cool would it be to have a 90s themed Harry Potter medal?

and I laid out this pattern. It was very saved by the bell, made the metaphor and then made it repeating. And I'm like, I have to, I have to do something with this. I needed on a windbreaker. I needed on a fanny pack, something. And I found a place that would do a fanny pack and I ordered it and I love it. And I wear it all the time, but then it hit me one day. The entirety of the was of the Harry Potter story happened in the nineties. Harry was born in 1980.

He started school in 1991. The last book ended in 1998. Like, what if you re-imagine all of the wizarding world through the lens of the 90s, and that's what I've done.

Alex (28:52.37)

Do you think Harry Potter listened to Nirvana in his angsty period in Book 5?

Dallas (28:52.727)

Ha ha ha!

William (29:00.648)

I'm currently working on a Depeche Mode album cover that replaces the red rose with the skull and the snake coming out of its mouth. It is, I've got everything from...

Alex (29:08.85)

Amazing.

Alex (29:12.53)

Do you know, I'm gonna make a really nerdy, see, I can't even talk down to this festival in any stretch, it's amazing. I can't talk down because I'm about to make an extra nerdy reference. Do you know the Lego movie and the scene where they rescue the spaceman with the cracked helmet?

And every time he tries to build something, he's like, we could build a spaceship. And they're like, no, we need XYZ. And finally they're like, we need a spaceship. And he's like, spaceship, spaceship! And it's Charlie Day. This is how I envision you. You're like, Harry Potter? And we're like, yeah, this is the time, buddy. And you're like, Harry Potter! Harry Potter fan-e-pack! Harry Potter album cover! Harry Potter!

Dallas (29:37.271)

Yeah.

Dallas (29:48.654)

SPOOSHIT!

William (29:50.484)

Yeah, yeah.

William (30:01.73)

Oh

William (30:05.313)

I'm going to be insufferable. Just so you know. This is my time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But to answer your question, I've got some... Going to be? Going to be!

Alex (30:09.086)

Oh, so this is your version of three kids in a trench coat. We're used to this. Okay, got it, got it, got it. I'm gonna be a raging duck quack. Quack. And then you... Ha ha! Oh. Look, part of this is a character and part of this is me. Unfortunately, the balance is more towards me than character, but...

Dallas (30:23.212)

Ha ha!

Dallas (30:32.514)

Ha ha

William (30:32.841)

To answer your question though, I have had extra windbreakers printed. I'm bringing those. I've had extra fanny packs made. I'm bringing those. I have two different designs of t-shirts, a lot of art prints, stickers, and keychains. So there will be things from like $1 up. So the 90s Magic booth will be directly across from Dragonfly Cafe, their food truck, because I planned it that way.

Alex (31:00.399)

Ha ha.

William (31:02.076)

I ate it exclusively the entire festival.

Alex (31:04.75)

What's happening is this is actually a money laundering scheme. You all come pay for William's windbreakers and then he goes across from the booth to Dragonfly Cafe where he pays for food.

Dallas (31:08.078)

Haha

William (31:17.445)

Dallas, it's like that episode of Bluey where he gets money for his tooth or her tooth Goes to the markets and it's just it's just passed like here take this and buy some carrots for the juice here Take this and put it in the and it ends up right back in his hands and it's all magical and he can pay for this Song. Yeah, no

Dallas (31:23.774)

Oh yeah, they just traded around.

Dallas (31:33.749)

Yep.

Alex (31:34.098)

Yeah, you know that's actually how I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Spoiler, spoiler for anyone listening. Well, it was one of those moments where it's like, you know, you get a dollar in your weekly allowance and then you give that dollar back to your mom for whatever candy you want and then that dollar kind of circulates. Well, I'd use that dollar to do one of the magic tricks where if you fold at the

William (31:40.221)

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Dallas (31:41.9)

I don't think that's how you fix that. Oh, shoot.

William (31:46.493)

Thanks for watching!

Alex (32:03.662)

a crease at the eyes of George Washington and you tip it back and forth. You can make George Washington smile or frown. Well that dollar had been circulated back to my mom and then I lost a tooth and it went under my pillow and I walked downstairs real quiet while my mom was in the laundry room and I held up the dollar. Again I don't have a very good recollection of this. My mom tells me the story. And again as an almost 30 year old this is embarrassing.

but I hold up the dollar and I look at her real knowingly and I go, you're the tooth fairy, aren't you? And she looked at me like I was the biggest dumb ass on earth and she went, you already know Santa's not real and you're just now figuring this out?

Dallas (32:43.278)

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William (32:48.689)

Yeah

Dallas (32:49.454)

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Alex (32:51.782)

Yeah, it was just one of those like... Hahahaha

William (32:51.789)

Oh, savage.

Dallas (32:53.922)

Senior pictures are next weekend, come on.

Alex (32:59.322)

Have you finished your college entry essay?

Dallas (33:02.158)

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William (33:03.85)

Meanwhile, I asked my mother, Mom is the tooth fairy real and she went full Roy Kent. No, just cut it down, no. Well, guys, I, this, no, me neither, no. No, not at all. Well, this was as beautifully chaotic as I could have ever dreamed it could be. Guys, thanks for joining me tonight for a just brief.

Alex (33:11.578)

WISSO!

Dallas (33:15.214)

Hehehehehe

Alex (33:15.958)

I can't hear your mom saying a mean word ever. No, sweetheart, she's not real.

Dallas (33:23.529)

Uh huh.

Alex (33:29.542)

Before we go though, I want you in just three words to sell our listeners. You get three words unrelated on why they should come to the Ironton Wizard Festival. What are the three words that you use to get people to come? Go.

William (33:50.845)

Hold.

William (33:54.609)

hard.

cash. If you show up at our show, I'm gonna be passing out $20. I gotta pad out the audience here!

Alex (34:03.358)

I was really wondering where that was going. I was like, cold, hard, sticky.

Dallas (34:08.878)

Magic? Yeah.

William (34:10.81)

Use cold hard magic!

Alex (34:12.954)

Sticky.

Dallas (34:14.914)

Hahaha, gross.

William (34:18.557)

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Alex (34:18.833)

I don't want to go anymore guys. I'm gonna save my gas money

Alex (34:31.462)

Blackberry ale Eight now I know why I'm coming. It's all sitting in Cody's and you're you all have stashes for me, right? That's all I'm loading my car back up with You better I've been blabbering on about it

William (34:33.821)

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Dallas (34:34.958)

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William (34:43.121)

Hahaha!

Dallas (34:48.11)

I'm gonna have to make homemade versions just to make him think that we have some. Yeah.

William (34:48.305)

Well, we'd-

William (34:52.257)

Wink, wink, homemade versions. Well, we do hope to see you at Iron Tomb Wizard Fest. Our live show again will be Saturday at four o'clock. We'd love to see you there, but guys, I will take the tab tonight. If you haven't already, check us out on social media at Doctor and Lawyer. You can find us Instagram primarily, but we've got a pretty great Facebook group called The Pub.

If you want to consider supporting the show financially and help us produce it, Dr. and Lawyer, patreon.com slash Dr. and Lawyer. I'm sending out the Christmas packs probably in about two, three weeks. Because they're, yeah, I know, I know it's crazy. But again, if you have made it this far in the show,

Alex (35:35.046)

Hey, that's almost Christmas time by that point. That's awesome.

Dallas (35:37.57)

Yeah.

William (35:44.881)

Thanks for listening. Thanks for all of your support so far. We hope to see you at Ironton Wizard Fest. And with that, I will head out of here. I am William.

Dallas (35:53.319)

I am Dallas.

Alex (35:54.498)

And I'm four kids in a trench coat.

Dallas (35:58.606)

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William (35:59.274)

And we'll see you guys next week. Bye!

Alex (35:59.696)

Suck it.

Dallas (36:03.259)

Bye!

Ep. 97 - Guess Who Round 2 [Transcript]

Cody (00:02.198)

that half the time you have your eyebrows furled going what and about one out of every two hundred actually work.

William (00:11.703)

Wait, your jokes? Yeah.

Cody (00:12.842)

Yes, just utter relentlessness.

William (00:18.935)

Uh huh. I mean, I've told you since we were little, it's when it just like sparks in your head and you tell a joke, it's hilarious. But if you sit there and think to yourself, I'm going to tell a joke.

That should be your cue to stop. Just don't.

Cody (00:36.002)

Oh, you remember that episode in Ted Lasso where it was in season three where Roy Kent and Rebecca were talking after the press conference and Rebecca goes, get out of your own way, man.

William (00:48.164)

Oh yeah!

Yeah.

Cody (00:52.318)

I felt that in my bones.

William (00:54.903)

You took that to heart.

William (00:59.766)

Well, hey everybody, welcome back. This round is on me, a doctor and a lawyer. Crickets. Walk into a bar. Yes, it's the, it's the OG crew. I don't think we have ever risen to the point where we can use OG in a sentence. We, oh, yes. Yes, we are the OT crew.

Cody (01:05.922)

Walk into a bar.

It's the OG crew!

Cody (01:18.59)

We are the original trilogy. That... We are the... we... we are the... We are the...

William (01:26.39)

That's it. That's the phrase on this podcast from now. We are the OT crew, which is odd since we were a duo.

Cody (01:33.046)

We are the 58th variety of Heinz ketchup. Like...

William (01:36.89)

Wasn't there two identical characters in one of the Lemony Snicket books and they called them the triplets?

Cody (01:47.838)

Oh gosh. Oh yes, because one of them died. The triplets died, but they still called themselves the triplets. Oh. Oh, rest in peace to our brother Darryl. And our other brother Darryl.

William (01:52.257)

Yeah.

William (01:55.682)

and they still called himself the Trimble, which was like hilarious and morbid all at the same time.

William (02:07.222)

Well, the OT crew is here and it is game night and this is kind of a round two of a game we played.

Cody (02:15.394)

Many moons ago. Yeah.

William (02:16.574)

April? It was episode, I went back and looked it was episode 80, but we are playing Guess Who again, and we're bringing back that board.

Cody (02:27.558)

Yes, I wish we could do images and show notes. Like...

William (02:32.86)

I linked the board in the previous episode where you could just have it show up there in the show notes.

Cody (02:35.942)

Yes, but...

Cody (02:40.411)

Can you do it? Like, the album artwork just for this episode is the guess who board just-

William (02:46.57)

I have been, sorry we're gonna talk shop here for a second, but I have been seeing different cover art for podcast episodes. I will investigate that. So depending on where you're listening to this, you may see this board.

Cody (02:53.89)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (03:02.698)

Way, way back in the day, we're talking 2007 podcasting. I was listening to 10th Wonder, a hero's podcast when that show was new. Yes, that was my first ever podcast. And. And it was that was the that was the gravy train that led me to Steve Glosset and was starting with that show. But.

William (03:08.223)

Yeah.

William (03:28.072)

I love that she called it a gravy train.

Cody (03:32.406)

Well, I mean, those sweet Southern dulcet tones of Steve Gloss and it's definitely gravy. But but when they would do an episode and they would get to the recap of the episode of the episode that they were covering, they would have screenshots come up of the episode throughout the episode. It changed. I've never seen that happen in a modern podcast.

William (03:37.241)

num

William (03:52.93)

Oh, it changed in re- Ooh.

William (04:01.366)

We'll see if we can make it happen.

Cody (04:02.866)

I've not seen it happen in a modern podcast, and so it would change throughout the episode. But it-

William (04:09.25)

but I know we've had a recent uptick in subscriber count, which thank you, by the way, but in case you have not made it all the way back through the back catalog, in episode 80, we played a game of guess who? And with the Twit, now this was the one that I worked on it for so long that my daughter was like, what, you don't play with me anymore?

Cody (04:20.549)

Hahaha

Cody (04:25.675)

Yes!

William (04:39.19)

But the Guess Who Board, again, this is an.

William (04:46.796)

Are you there?

Cody (04:48.358)

here, something happened.

Uhh... Audio recorder is error... Error, can you hear me?

William (04:59.338)

I can, but you're coming through your... ..ear pods. I can hear nothing now.

Cody (05:55.66)

Hi, hi, I'm the problem, it's me, it's me, hi, everybody agrees, are we in? Can you hear me? Okay, okay. Um, what it was that I had been very dramatic with my hands and micro USB port on this microphone. I accidentally unplugged the microphone while being very dramatic with my hands.

William (06:03.638)

Yes, you're back. Yes, and I can hear you.

William (06:18.416)

Oh no.

Cody (06:25.159)

Um... So...

William (06:27.358)

Okay, well, um, okay. So at audio media, but I know this is a visual board. I will run down the roster of characters on this board again, just so you can build the board in your mind's eye. If you're, you're driving down the car and you don't want to pull over to the side of road to play with us, but, uh, starting, starting from the top left and working our way across, we have PS1 Hagrid.

Cody (06:55.468)

I am so proud when you ask the question, does my character have toes? And I said no.

William (07:02.35)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cody (07:08.372)

Because it was in PS1 graphics. Ha ha ha.

William (07:11.734)

Graphics, yes, I was very, very proud of that logical train there in the last episode. But next is Grogu, arguably the character holding Disney's take of Star Wars together currently at the moment. Severus Snape. Commander Pike? Also holding Disney Star Wars together at this point. Okay, Captain or Commander?

Cody (07:22.102)

Yes.

Cody (07:31.684)

Also holding Disney Star- Uh, also holding Disney Star Wars together. Uh, Captain Pike. Captain Pike.

William (07:39.67)

Captain, okay, I remembered getting it wrong the last time, but I didn't remember what was right. Shuri, the current Black Panther. Heihei, the chicken from Moana. Peter, the, her friend died in a tragic sunlight accident. The Nosferatu vampire from What We Do in the Shadows. Benoit Blanc, our very own Gus the Grapefruit.

Cody (08:04.876)

I'm Daniel Craig.

William (08:08.538)

uh Nick Fury Oh yes, Nick Fury Dean Pelton Ugly Sonic uh ha uh Denzel Washington from uh Magnificent Seven Hades from Hercules haha yes, is the next square-ofer Hades K2SO from Rogue One Mary Todd Lincoln from Lincoln

Cody (08:08.612)

as illustrated by my wife.

Cody (08:23.88)

and then Denzel Washington's mustache from Magnificent Seven.

Ha ha ha!

William (08:38.466)

The Grasshopper from James and the Giant Peach. Goose the Flurkin from Captain Marvel. Molly Weasley. The horrendous scorpion hybrid Scorpion King. Crying Matthew McConaughey from Interstellar. Kamala Khan's Ms. Marvel. Bob Iger. Craig from Parks and Recreation. Red Skull. Zack Hacker.

Zach emphatic pause hacker Jesus Christ Deadpool The the I bet you won't share this picture of Jesus to your timeline it's definitely Liam Neeson that's quite gon' gen Yes, that's true. I love I love that they're interchangeable Spock Tim Cook

Cody (09:14.526)

aka Qui-Gon-Chen.

Cody (09:26.627)

Or you and McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi. They both have some, uh, have white Jesus vibes.

William (09:35.874)

The Demogorgon from Stranger Things, and Sad Wanda. Oh, Sad Wanda. So.

Cody (09:42.204)

I like how we have three business leaders on this board. We have Bob Iger, Tim Cook, and the Demogorgon.

William (09:46.879)

Heh!

William (09:51.766)

I was like, there are so many that he could pick for comedic purposes. Where is he going to go? I'd love it. Bravo. Okay, how this is going to work. And if you are playing along with us. I am going to say...

Huh, we are each going to pick a character. If you've got it pulled up, circle that character. I'm doing that character, the character that I'm picking in one ink and then I'm marking the others out as we play the game. So that will be the equivalent of flipping the face down as you ask the questions. Now, Kody, I'm gonna leave it up to you. Are we going to use abstract stereotypes?

as questions for this game or do you want to go on physical attributes? Because when I built the board, I built it with several of these characters are gingers, several of these characters are bald, several of these characters technically have blue hair and you could, there's lots of overlap in all the categories so I'll let you pick for round one.

Cody (10:52.172)

Ha!

Cody (11:00.232)

Why not both? Like, just, let's just see where this goes. Let's just see where this goes.

William (11:02.486)

What? Ooh, okay. Okay. All right, I'm gonna pick my character. Got it.

I'm going to switch colors to start marking them out.

Cody (11:21.352)

me get this into free form so that I can... Oh. Yes.

William (11:21.738)

Now, Cody.

William (11:28.606)

and I go ahead I'll cut this dead space out

Cody (11:30.664)

I was just saying I was just getting into frame form so that I can use my handy-dandy Apple Pencil to get it in here.

William (11:36.742)

Oh, I just pulled it open in photos and did markup.

Cody (11:40.3)

Oh, and for whatever reason, the pin. Anyways, go on. Carry on.

William (11:47.602)

Okay, Cody, I'm gonna let you go first. Ask the first question.

Cody (11:59.252)

Is your character...

Cody (12:03.756)

Hmm.

Cody (12:09.772)

Hmm. Does your character have a good work ethic?

William (12:20.354)

Hmm... Hehehehe... Hmm... I'm gonna say no.

Cody (12:25.388)

No. OK.

William (12:28.988)

Well, hmm, can I say unknown?

Cody (12:34.096)

Unknown. Uh, okay. Then let me ask another question then. Yes. Let me ask another question then. Because if the choice is Zack Hacker, then that might be an unknown right there.

William (12:39.031)

You said, let's see where this goes.

Cody (12:54.229)

Love you, Zach.

William (12:55.906)

Zack Hacker is a gem of a human being and has a wonderful work ethic. Uh, yeah, I'm gonna say I'm unknown, so different question.

Cody (13:00.355)

Okay.

Cody (13:03.844)

Okay, does your character...

Cody (13:10.737)

Is your character human?

William (13:16.734)

as in there's from Earth no supernatural enhancements.

Cody (13:30.466)

Is your character a human being and not an alien?

Cody (13:37.121)

Or not a super.

William (13:37.383)

My character, I'll say this, my character is not human.

Cody (13:41.248)

Your character is not human. Okay, so we are going to take off. Okay, we're gonna take off Severus Snape, Captain Pike, Sherry, Shuri, Benoit Blanc, Nick Fury, Dean Pelton, Denzel Washington from The Magnificent Seven.

William (13:45.75)

You have to say who you're marking out to.

William (14:10.977)

Cause we can't remember his name

Cody (14:14.218)

I saw that movie once eight years ago in theaters. Mary Todd Lincoln. Molly Weasley is a human being. Matthew McConaughey is more than a human being. Captain Marvel is a human being. Bob Iger is a human being. I'm gonna leave Craig open.

William (14:38.362)

to interpretation.

Cody (14:43.658)

Zach Hacker is a human being. Qui-Gon Jinn. Uh... Tim Apple. And Sad Wanda. I- I'm going to leave for the purposes of Deadpool, because yes, Deadpool is a human being, but who- does Ryan Reynolds transcend?

William (14:54.094)

Sad wand.

Cody (15:10.164)

humanity at this point.

William (15:13.309)

Mm-hmm, that's true. Did you know that his dad, actually his grandfather, was the creator of Reynolds Rap?

Cody (15:20.98)

That does not surprise me in the slightest. Oh. So that leaves me with PS1 Hagrid, Grogu, the chicken from Moana, the vampire. Hey, hey, sorry. Hey, Gus the Grapefruit, Ugly Sonic.

William (15:24.054)

I totally made that up because the whole Swift comment, I'm like, oh they share a name. He must obviously own that company

William (15:35.042)

Hehehehe...

William (15:40.674)

Hey hey!

William (15:45.738)

Hey!

Cody (15:49.268)

Hades, K2SO, The Scorpion King, The Flurkin, The Grasshopper from James and the Giant Peach, Craig, Red Skull, Deadpool, Spock, and the Dimmigorken.

William (15:55.47)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (16:02.014)

I'm really feeling my emotions here! Huh, okay. Is your character... ..BALL?

William (16:19.775)

Yes or no? Is he bald?

Cody (16:23.015)

He is not bald. But it just brought me back. He is not bald.

William (16:25.735)

Not bald.

William (16:29.746)

Yeah, the last time you talked about Gustaf Grapefruit's peach fuzz. Like, he's a grapefruit.

Cody (16:34.844)

Oh no, I was thinking of Dean Pelted in that comment I made last time of does his sexuality transcend the-

William (16:41.582)

Yes, you need to go back and listen to it. It was episode 80. It was oh, it made me so happy Okay, Mike. Your character is not bald

Cody (16:49.396)

My character is not bald.

William (16:52.866)

Okay, for approximants of hair, I would consider, he does have these little wisps, but I'm going to consider Grogu bald. I'm going to consider Peter bald, Gus bald, Nick Fury, Dean Pelton, K2SO, he is bald, the grasshopper is bald.

Cody (17:02.185)

Okay.

William (17:20.63)

Uh, red skull is... ..us skull and bald. Uh... Wade Wilson had all of his hair tragically burned off. And the demogorgon we're gonna say is bald.

William (17:40.066)

He's like, that feels a little diminutive. Right? Sorry, I didn't mean to insult your character there, buddy. Okay. Your turn.

Cody (17:51.621)

Alright, is your character... Ummm...

Cody (18:00.179)

Okay.

Is your character...

Cody (18:08.48)

on the red side of the spectrum of colors.

William (18:16.546)

Like on the Reds? What?

Cody (18:19.836)

Is your character red or orange? This is what I'm asking.

William (18:22.807)

What?

Hey! I'm trying to think of who that would eliminate for you and it's... Like, a fully red or ginger or...

Cody (18:37.259)

Describe it how you would...

William (18:39.446)

Is my character red or orange? I'm gonna leave it to you to decide who you have to mark off. No, they are not red or orange.

Cody (18:45.728)

Carek- Okay, so I'm taking off Hey Hey. Um, Gus the Grapefruit. Deadpool. Uh, Red Skull. Um-

William (18:59.328)

Oh man.

Cody (19:02.884)

Um, and the, uh, Flurkin. Cause he's a ginger cat.

William (19:08.306)

Okay. Yes, that's true. That is true.

William (19:19.458)

has your character tragically lost a loved one?

Cody (19:27.372)

Has my character tragically lost a loved one? Loved one?

William (19:35.414)

Like, inside of whatever medium, that loved one's loss is well documented.

Cody (19:43.765)

No.

William (19:45.438)

has not tragically lost a loved one. I am going to take off PS1 Hagrid.

Cody (19:47.388)

Not. Yet.

Cody (19:53.772)

Okay.

William (19:55.274)

I'm going to take off Snape. I'm going to take off Shuri. That was the entire opening sequence of Black Panther 2.

Cody (20:04.396)

True, true.

William (20:07.238)

I am going to take off Mary Todd Lincoln. It's very well documented that she tragically lost a loved one.

Cody (20:12.275)

I think...

Cody (20:16.037)

Many, actually.

William (20:18.03)

Uh, yes. Molly Weasley. Fred. Spoilers, sorry if you haven't read the Harry Potter series by now, there's no hope for you. I think, well, no. I was like, I think Matthew McConaughey is crying at the loss of. But Murph was, she's still alive, so I'm gonna leave him.

Cody (20:23.508)

Rest in peace, Fred.

William (20:44.862)

I mean, one could argue that when Bob Iker lost his CEO ship of Disney, he tragically lost a loved one, but he spun that resurrection stone and brought it right back.

Cody (20:57.056)

That's still TBD.

William (20:57.902)

Uh... I think Qui-Gon- I would argue that Qui-Gon-Gen was the loved one tragically lost.

Cody (21:05.916)

Mmm, yes. Yeah, I'm a-

William (21:07.87)

Yeah. Um, and Sadwonder is crying at said loss, so I'm gonna take off Sadwonder.

William (21:20.848)

Okay.

Cody (21:21.164)

Alright then. Alright then. Is your character... Sassy?

William (21:29.41)

Is my character sassy? I would say yes.

Cody (21:32.7)

Okay, so I'm gonna take off PS1 Hagrid. I am leaving Grogu. Grogu definitely has some sass. I am leaving Ugly Sonic, Hades. Peter, I'm taking off Peter. I wouldn't say that Peter had sass. The vampire. And I'm taking off the Scorpion King.

William (21:42.717)

Oh, mhm.

Cody (22:03.742)

And...

So that leaves for me, that leaves for me Grogu, Ugly Sonic, the Grasshopper, K2SO, Hades, the Demi Gorgon, and Craig!

William (22:12.631)

Hehehe

William (22:22.483)

Oh, he's just sass personified.

William (22:31.022)

Hmm.

William (22:44.034)

Would your character prefer coffee or tea?

Cody (22:52.428)

coffee.

William (22:54.434)

Coffee? Okay, so I gotta take off my tea drinkers.

Cody (22:55.391)

Yeah.

Cody (23:00.097)

Who's the tea-traker here?

William (23:02.566)

I'm gonna take off Benoit Blanc.

Cody (23:05.885)

Okay, yeah, definitely T-Guy.

William (23:09.418)

I think he's Tea Guy. Um... I'm gonna take off... Uh... Bob Iger.

Cody (23:11.498)

Yeah.

William (23:18.335)

I'm gonna take off Tim Cook.

Cody (23:20.156)

respect the logic. Okay.

William (23:22.246)

I'm gonna take off, uh, Spock.

William (23:32.598)

I think I'm gonna leave the rest of them Considering that I sold my nitro Infuser to Zach Hacker. I know he prefers coffee. So I'm gonna leave him on there and gosh, you know Sonic drinks coffee. I Mean he is like if the caffeine jitters became Sentient that's that is Sonic the Hedgehog

Cody (23:47.011)

Okay. Of course. Of course.

William (24:02.434)

K. I love this. I love this so much.

Cody (24:08.114)

Okay. Sonic. I mean, if he doesn't, if Sonic Hedgehog doesn't drink coffee, he's a Red Bull guy for sure. Like just be- yeah. Alright. Um.

William (24:16.966)

Oh yeah, yeah.

Cody (24:26.828)

Hmm.

Cody (24:32.02)

Hmm

Cody (24:40.592)

Is it likely that your character would burst out into song?

William (24:47.031)

No.

Cody (24:48.348)

No. Okay. So I'm going to take off the Demi-Gurgen.

of

William (24:55.188)

I get behind it.

Cody (24:56.858)

Um... I-

William (24:58.702)

Oh, cause the Jimmy Gordon would, yeah. He's probably, I'd say in his head.

Cody (25:03.428)

He doesn't seem the type to express his feelings in song. He doesn't seem...

William (25:08.351)

I mean, we don't understand the music. It sounds like wailing and gnashing of teeth, but it's music to him.

Cody (25:11.301)

Hahaha!

Cody (25:14.828)

True, true, true. It's all a matter of interpretation. I want to take off Grogu... I want to take off Grogu, mainly because he can't talk yet, but I feel like he would be into musicals if he could. Um... Yes. Um... And then...

William (25:19.255)

Exactly.

William (25:27.704)

Oh, I oh you know he is yes

William (25:34.102)

Like he's begging Mando to go see Aladdin for the fourth time. You know he is.

Cody (25:38.272)

Oh, 1000%. Is he a- is he a fro- is- okay, is Grogu a frozen guy or a tangled guy?

William (25:41.39)

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William (25:48.03)

Oh, tangled. Tangled, because I feel like that, yeah, exactly. But I feel like that kind of more mimics, because he was held captive. And then he went free. He was freed and went on adventures with a bounty hunter.

Cody (25:49.756)

Yes, yes, he's a man of class.

Cody (25:58.956)

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That's true! That's true! I- Like, this- this was just off-the-cuff comedy. You actually made a point out of it. I'm impressed. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

William (26:13.384)

Rapunzel is his spirit animal, and he will tell you so.

Cody (26:18.644)

He's jealous of the hair. I feel like hmm I'm gonna take off ugly sonic because I think ugly sonic I think regular sonic would definitely burst into song but I don't think I think ugly sonic would be the guy in the musical going why is everybody singing

William (26:21.227)

Exactly. Yeah, poor guy.

William (26:34.412)

Oh

William (26:38.986)

Hehehehe

William (26:42.863)

Exactly. Did you watch the Chippendale movie?

Cody (26:45.744)

I did. I loved it so much. I loved it so much. It had no right to be that good. I feel like K2SO would break into song. Hades would break into song, but like a grunge metal band, metal cover of the Hercules soundtrack. And then Craig would burst into song for sure.

William (26:48.436)

It had no right to be that good.

William (26:56.268)

Yes.

William (27:03.379)

Yes.

William (27:07.774)

Oh, most definitely.

Cody (27:11.724)

I

William (27:12.03)

And he would be mad, why isn't everybody else singing?

Cody (27:19.571)

I like how this has become the Craig themed episode.

William (27:24.063)

Yes.

Cody (27:27.816)

Alright, go.

William (27:30.514)

Okay. Uh, of the ones I have left, um...

Cody (27:36.82)

Who do you have left, if you don't mind me asking.

William (27:39.958)

I have... okay, let's do like a little mid-game recap of who's left. I have Heihei, Ugly Sonic, Denzel Washington, Hades, Goose the Flurkin, The Scorpion King, Hysterically Crying Matthew McConaughey, Kamala Khan, Craig, Zack Hacker, and Qui-Gon Jinn.

Cody (27:44.946)

Yeah.

Cody (28:02.668)

Okay then. Alright. I'm down to K2SO in Hades. And Craig! But Craig... Yeah.

William (28:04.814)

Okay, who do you have left?

William (28:12.374)

You're down to three characters? Oh, okay. How do I, okay, it's my turn. How do I narrow this down very quickly? Ugh.

William (28:37.246)

Is your character animated?

Cody (28:39.785)

No.

William (28:42.539)

Blast, that would have worked if it went the other way. There goes Heihei, there goes Hades, there goes the Scorpion King because that was very poor computer animated, there goes Goose. I'm still left with a whole bunch of them. And Ugly Sonic.

Cody (29:01.26)

All right.

William (29:04.432)

Okay. I'm afraid that if you've got three left, you can just say, is it Craig? I say no. Well, that gets me down to two. Nope, but you can't until you are ready to guess and end the game. You have to ask the scriptures.

Cody (29:24.593)

Is your character voice acted?

William (29:30.509)

now.

Cody (29:32.277)

No.

Oh sorry, I also have the grasshopper still on here. So, I missed that one. I was like looking at this side of the board. I still have the grasshopper on here. So, grasshopper is voice acted. Um... I'm taking off Hades and I'm taking off K2SO. Huh...

William (29:42.772)

Oh, okay.

William (29:57.282)

I get to ask one more question.

William (30:09.522)

Is your character wearing some sort of accessory on their head?

Cody (30:19.48)

Oh, I am apparently just been hyper focused on this side of the board. I also have Spock left too.

William (30:26.61)

Oh, okay.

Cody (30:27.292)

I've been hyper-focused on this side of the board.

Cody (30:37.524)

Which lets me ask, is your character Spock?

Cody (30:44.104)

Alright, I gotta run.

William (30:50.842)

Um...

William (30:54.93)

Okay, how do you want to handle this? Do I have to guess now since you guessed?

Cody (30:58.716)

I mean, yeah, go for it.

William (31:00.978)

I think by virtue of you narrowing it, narrowing the field down, that gave you the advantage that when you guessed, that means I have to guess too. Ugh.

Cody (31:09.172)

Go for it.

William (31:15.99)

Here's your character Qui-Gon Jinn.

Cody (31:17.98)

It is not.

Cody (31:23.232)

And I think you like put it down on an earlier question because you want me to say what my character is? Captain Pike.

William (31:31.118)

Sure, yeah.

William (31:36.45)

Oh no! He's still on the board!

Cody (31:39.244)

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William (31:41.85)

But I had to guess. I had to guess. So I was down to Qui-Gon Jinn, Craig, and Matthew McConaughey and Captain Pike. Okay, so I was still in it.

Cody (31:50.721)

Ah, who- You were still in it. Who was yours?

William (31:54.962)

Okay, mine was Peter, the vampire. Yes, you marked him off in the SAS question. You obviously don't remember Peter from what we do in the shadows.

Cody (31:58.436)

Oh yours is... yours is Peter. I w- oh why did I-

Cody (32:06.881)

I didn't really like that movie all that much if I'm completely honest. To be, to be f-

William (32:09.422)

I know you didn't, but Peter had his own wonderful dimension of sass. I don't think that can be argued.

Cody (32:18.596)

I was wondering if you would take off Captain Pike at the tea or coffee question. Because, yeah, tea or Earl Grey hot. Like, we know Captain Picard is a tea drinker, that's what he's known for. But...

William (32:23.39)

Oh, I left him at coffee.

William (32:30.726)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no, I left him on there.

Cody (32:33.956)

One of my favorite lines from Star Trek is from Star Trek Voyager. And to contrast her from Captain Picard, Captain Janeway is at it has a chronic coffee addiction and they were running out of materials to replicate things. And they found materials in this nebula. And she goes, there is coffee in that nebula. Make a course. And I'm like,

William (33:00.927)

Yes!

Cody (33:03.093)

There is coffee in that nebula. Okay, yep. Very good, very good. Uh, sure, sure. Let's do it.

William (33:11.732)

Okay, do you wanna play again?

William (33:15.602)

Okay, let's play again and then at the end though, you can continue to whittle it down through your questions until you have one left and you're ready to guess.

Cody (33:26.928)

Okay, sounds good. Sounds good. Okay. The points are made up and the rules don't matter.

William (33:28.818)

We'll just change it on the fly. Okay, let me erase all of these. Exactly.

William (33:39.17)

Do you know what the show's called? A Doctor and Lawyer Walk into a Bar. I'm a couple rounds in and I'm, I did it my way. Ah, who am I picking now?

Cody (33:42.918)

Uh... Exa... Hahahaha!

Cody (33:51.384)

I swear to drunk I'm not Thor.

William (33:58.111)

Who have I not picked yet?

Cody (34:02.756)

Oh, by the way, a lot of my students have recently subscribed to this podcast, and now I am morbidly terrified of some comment that I've made over the course of 96 episodes.

William (34:06.844)

Oh, did they?

William (34:16.307)

No, listen, and we've talked about this before. I will not let it go out if it paints one of us in a negative light. Or if it's so I believe me, I hope that my daughter listens to this one day. And that's kind of the impetus behind everything that I do. Okay, so I am going to pick.

Cody (34:24.04)

Yes.

Cody (34:32.017)

Alright, good.

William (34:42.062)

Okay, got mine.

William (34:48.087)

Gaiers.

Cody (34:49.349)

Yep, I got mine.

William (34:51.294)

Okay, I'm gonna ask mine first. Um...

William (34:59.958)

Would your character feel the nea- hmm.

Does your character usually give therapy? Or does your character need therapy?

Cody (35:14.892)

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William (35:19.05)

So I look at it like, I feel like Tim Cook gives advice. People come to him for advice. I feel like Craig needs therapy.

Cody (35:30.088)

I think Craig Federighi needs therapy. The man is masking a lot in that hair. Like, he's just...

William (35:37.144)

Hahahaha

Cody (35:40.524)

Uh...

William (35:41.466)

Or maybe it's just an outward expression of the joy inside.

Cody (35:45.682)

True, true.

Cody (35:53.3)

I think this character gives therapy, but would not be opposed to therapy when he or she needs it.

William (36:04.01)

No, no, no. Do people come to them for advice, or does this character need therapy?

Cody (36:06.4)

This care-

Cody (36:12.185)

This character people come to them for advice Yes

William (36:15.678)

Okay, so I, ooh, that makes it interesting.

Cody (36:22.164)

Does the Flurkid need therapy?

William (36:25.206)

I definitely think Snape needs therapy. Good Lord, does Snape need therapy? Um, I don't know enough about Commander Pike, so I'm going to leave him. Shuri definitely needs therapy. Everyone goes to Heihei for advice. Peter needs therapy.

Cody (36:29.004)

It even- Pfft Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (36:36.953)

Mm-hmm

Cody (36:44.203)

Hahahaha!

William (36:46.306)

Gus the Grapefruit is just a saint.

Cody (36:51.478)

Gus the grapefruit is a therapy toy. Like, he's an emotional support grapefruit.

William (36:54.542)

uh... hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (37:21.813)

Yeah.

Especially after JPEG.

William (37:24.846)

Craig needs therapy. Ha ha ha. Red Skull needs therapy. We both, we both go to Zack Hacker for advice, so I'm leaving him on there. I mean, Qui-Gon was literally a master who gave advice. Deadpool needs therapy.

Cody (37:32.328)

Red Skull would kill the therapist.

Cody (37:46.549)

Quigod gave advice to 900 year old Yoda. Like, come on.

William (37:51.478)

That's true, yeah. The Demogorgon had to buy a bigger couch in his rotting log for all the people coming to him for advice. Wanda needs therapy. Does she, that was the whole show. Wanda needs therapy. Okay. Ooh, I got to eliminate quite a bit there. Your turn.

Cody (38:03.613)

That was the whole point of WandaVision.

Ha ha!

Cody (38:18.603)

Now I'm going to ask the question, is your character a tea or a coffee drinker?

William (38:27.39)

Cool!

Cody (38:34.1)

If Ted Lasso was on it. Yeah.

William (38:34.218)

It's not immediately evident. Oh, yeah, we kind of need an updated board. Okay, for round three, we'll make an updated board. This was a...

Cody (38:43.604)

Let's just, every time we play this game now, we'll just add a row, and it just becomes progressively more absurd.

William (38:49.518)

It's a five hour long game of guess who. Tea or coffee drinker? I am going to say coffee.

Cody (39:01.069)

Okay. So, PS1 Hagrid definitely drinks pixelated coffee.

William (39:01.907)

Yes.

William (39:09.716)

Yeah.

Cody (39:11.668)

Um, I think Grogu can go both ways. I think Grogu, I think Grogu would be the coffee.

William (39:18.25)

Wait a second, what was he drinking in that meme?

Cody (39:23.556)

Oh, true, true. Was that Star Wars tea? It was soup, it was frog soup. It was like frog soup. Yeah, yeah. But I think he is a man of refined taste to being a 50 year old baby.

William (39:27.747)

Was it soup? Was it tea? Was it... Frog soup, okay, okay.

William (39:43.705)

ha

Cody (39:46.256)

And you said tea, right? Your character's a tea drinker? Your character's a... Oh. Oh, okay. Well, PS1 Hagrid, he... Mark off the tea drinker. So PS1 Hagrid, he's British, kind of goes with the territory. Severus Snape is a tea drinker. Let's see. Peter would be a tea drinker. Benoit Blanc would be a tea drinker. I feel like...

William (39:49.01)

No coffee. My character I would say is a coffee drinker. Yep. So mark off the tea drinkers.

Cody (40:16.684)

They like Gus the Grapefruit is a lemonade person. Like, just...

William (40:22.454)

He's... He's a... He's a... You're basically a vampire.

Cody (40:24.236)

Oh gosh, I just realized the- ..

Cody (40:31.788)

I'm so sorry.

William (40:32.438)

Let me suck the life juice out of my friends. Okay.

Cody (40:34.572)

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Cody (40:39.957)

I was worried that using the same board again wouldn't be f-

William (40:43.1)

Gus the Grapefruit doesn't need caffeine. He is fueled by a daily life of bringing joy to the people around him.

Cody (40:53.954)

Did you ever see that thread of Star Wars characters and their coffee choices?

William (40:58.354)

Oh yes, Princess Leia doesn't drink coffee, she's fueled by democracy. Like yeah, yeah I knew exactly. I was like, how do I reword this for grapefruit?

Cody (41:02.85)

Hahaha

Cody (41:09.401)

Alright, um... Dean Pelton is drinking something and I'm not entirely sure what. Ugly Sonic, I'd say is a coffee drinker. Denzel Washington's character, definitely coffee drinker and black coffee at that. And if he lived in the age of McDonald's, he would take his children to McDonald's, order a black coffee and leave.

William (41:17.696)

Hehehehe

William (41:35.63)

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Cody (41:41.295)

Hades is a coffee drinker. Mary Todd Lincoln is tea. Probably laced with some sort of drugs by her husband. The Grasshopper is tea. Molly Weasley is tea.

Cody (42:03.816)

Yeah, Tim Cook is a tea drinker.

Um, I'm going to leave Bob Iger for his darker moments. You know.

William (42:12.75)

I'm going to go to bed.

Cody (42:17.356)

Craig is like coffee personified. Red Skull is definitely coffee drinker. Qui-Kon-Gen I would say is a tea man. Deadpool is a coffee drinker. Spock I don't think drinks. Or Spock would be tea. Spock would be tea.

William (42:20.46)

Uh, yeah, yeah.

William (42:45.174)

Yeah, I'd put Spock as T.

Cody (42:48.168)

The Demi Gorgon would be coffee and WandaVision, Wanda would be coffee. Alright.

William (42:56.237)

Sad Wanda.

William (43:01.511)

Okay, um...

Cody (43:02.344)

Wanda is that woman in Starbucks that we just know needs a minute.

William (43:10.623)

Um, okay.

Is your character some form of creature?

Cody (43:21.349)

Is my character some form of creature?

William (43:24.246)

Actually, let me specify that. Is your character...

William (43:31.114)

I'll say it, because I like the interpretation. Is your character human?

Cody (43:35.82)

Technically, yes. The character... You'll under- all will be made clear once the game is over.

William (43:38.933)

What do you mean, technically yes?

William (43:47.814)

I mean, has no other than if they were a wizard, which I think there's only one wizard on here, and that's Molly. No, there's two.

Cody (44:01.128)

Yes, the character is human.

William (44:02.345)

uh... the character is human okay so i'm gonna mark off grogu

Cody (44:05.812)

But you'll understand what I mean after you find out.

William (44:10.91)

I'm Markov Hey Hey, Sonic, Gus, Grasshopper, Flurkin, the Demogorgon.

and K2SO. I'm just gonna let- A-A-Agrid! I- he's half human.

Okay, that's where I'm gonna stop.

Cody (44:33.216)

Alright. Would your character kill you if you cross them or plot your untimely demise if you cross them? Not necessarily kill, but just... untimely demise... well, would they try to ruin you? We'll just say that. Okay. So that leaves Grogu.

William (44:46.054)

untimely demise. I don't know how you can interpret that anywhere else.

William (44:54.747)

Um, yes. Y-yes. Yes.

Cody (45:02.092)

Um, Captain Pike is just nobility personified.

William (45:07.374)

Okay.

Cody (45:08.804)

Shuri would try to ruin would ruin somebody Mmm would hey ruin somebody if you cross them no

Cody (45:23.74)

Uh, Peter would, Benoit Blanc, I'm going to leave there just for, um, because, you know, you never, you kind of never know with a guy like that. Um, Gus the Grapefruit is happiness personified. He would be like, he, he would be a new addition to Ted Lasso, you know, in terms of just like, just the epitome of great mental health. Uh, Nick Fury would cross you, Dean Pelton.

William (45:40.433)

Mm-hmm. Yes.

Cody (45:53.152)

would try to ruin you. Maybe not well, but would. Ugly Sonic.

William (45:56.141)

Yes.

William (45:59.394)

Denzel Washington would, but he'd be justified in doing so.

Cody (46:02.792)

Yeah, Hades, like that's the whole point of Hercules was to do that. K2SO would, the Flurkin would, the Scorpion King would, Matthew McConaughey wouldn't. Kamala Khan wouldn't. Bob Iger would, Craig would.

William (46:06.862)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (46:22.646)

Heh heh. Heh.

Cody (46:27.805)

The Red Skull, yeah. That's just kinda his thing. Zack Hacker would hug it out. Deadpool would. The Demi-Gurken, yeah. And Sadwanda would.

William (46:40.089)

Yep, and over coffee

William (46:52.664)

Yeah.

Cody (46:53.684)

Yeah. So, all right.

William (46:55.47)

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

William (47:06.222)

Hmm.

William (47:23.178)

I mean, I'll cut this silent out. I'm just thinking.

William (47:30.086)

Does your character have long, flowing locks?

Cody (47:33.668)

long flowing locks. I wish, but no.

William (47:36.449)

Yes.

There has to be some flow to it. That takes off Hagrid. That takes off Qui-Gon Jinn, Molly Weasley.

Kamala Khan.

Cody (47:55.984)

I wish this character had long flowing flocks, but they do not.

William (48:02.637)

Okay.

William (48:06.271)

Okay, mid-game break. Who do you have left?

Cody (48:08.84)

I have Grogu, Shuri, Peter, Benoit Blanc, Nick Fury, Dean Pelton, Ugly Sonic, Hades, K2SO, The Flurkin, The Scorpion King, Bob Iger, Craig, Red Skull, Deadpool, The Demi-Gurgen, and Sad Wanda.

William (48:34.67)

Ooh, okay, I have Commander Pike, Nick Fury, Dean Pelton, Captain Pike, gosh, I'm gonna get that wrong every time. Captain Pike, Nick Fury, Dean Pelton, Denzel Washington, Zack Hacker, Spock, and Tim Gunn. Tim Gunn! Ha ha ha! He is the master of making it work in the supply chain, if you know what I mean. Tim Cook.

Cody (48:41.089)

Captain.

Cody (48:55.308)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody (49:00.645)

As we all. For my high school students who are listening right now, Tim Cook is the CEO of Apple, so thank him for your iPhone.

William (49:12.414)

Uh-uh.

Cody (49:16.804)

Alright, is your character human?

William (49:31.918)

Technically.

Cody (49:33.792)

Technically, okay. Okay, so that takes off Grogu, Ugly Sonic, Scorpion King, the Flurkin.

and the Demi Gorgon.

Cody (49:53.068)

I'm gonna leave Red Skull even though there's a movie reason he says he's beyond humanity, but I'm gonna leave him there anyways. As technically human. So. Alright.

William (50:21.91)

Has your character ever been to space?

Cody (50:30.453)

No, my character has not been to space.

William (50:33.302)

has not been to space. Okay, that takes off Captain Pike, that takes off Nick Fury, and that takes off...

Cody (50:37.664)

Pike, yes.

William (50:45.239)

Spock.

Cody (50:47.228)

Yes, yes, it's a Star Trek after all.

William (50:51.154)

Okay. Hee hee hee. Okay.

Cody (50:54.06)

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee he

Cody (51:02.457)

Is your character...

Cody (51:07.272)

Hmm

Cody (51:13.485)

related to the House of Mouse.

William (51:19.103)

into the house.

Cody (51:22.788)

Is your character part of the Disney Empire?

William (51:32.594)

Yes

Cody (51:33.796)

Yes. Okay. So Dean Pelton was a Sony television show on NBC.

William (51:43.694)

Okay.

Cody (51:45.304)

Um, the Magnificent Seven was not a Disney, was not a Disney character. Um, I, I'm going to leave Peter because what we do in the shadows was on Hulu. And I cannot remember if it was part of the Disney subsidiary. Um, so I'm, I'm going to leave, I'm going to leave Peter. Benoit.

William (52:07.214)

comment.

It'd be weird if I picked Peter again, but...

Cody (52:13.104)

Yes, Benoit Blanc is, that was a Lionsgate movie and it's on Netflix, so it's not part of the Disney Empire. I feel like Craig is a Disney adult, but.

William (52:19.982)

Okay.

William (52:27.286)

What? Mwahahahaha Oh

Cody (52:29.716)

But NBC is universal.

Cody (52:35.566)

Alright then.

William (52:56.626)

I can see things that would let me narrow it down pretty incrementally just based on physical characteristics, but I'm wanting to get...

William (53:08.019)

Okay, weirdly.

William (53:21.334)

Does your character have some fairly iconic facial hair?

Cody (53:26.357)

Yes.

William (53:30.05)

marks off Dean Pelton, and that marks off Make It Work.

William (53:40.806)

Tim Cook, sorry. Okay, okay, okay.

Cody (53:43.494)

hahahaha

Cody (53:51.201)

Um

Cody (53:56.64)

Does your character...

Cody (54:01.988)

Is your character related to technology? Does have any, work with technology or is technology or?

William (54:08.148)

related.

William (54:15.59)

I mean, technically?

Cody (54:18.692)

Beyond just, you know, like, they own a phone.

Cody (54:26.336)

Bad question.

William (54:28.131)

No? Yes, they work with technology.

Cody (54:31.38)

they work with technology so I'm going to take off Hades you know ancient Greece that's that sort of thing Nick Fury works with technology Red Skull technology Deadpool technology I'm going to take off Wanda

William (54:53.038)

I mean, she may have had a fling or two with technology. One could argue. Is this W-O-R-K or W-E-R-K? Which worker we working with here?

Cody (55:00.756)

You're not wrong, okay, you're not wrong. Shuri was-

Cody (55:07.96)

work And I'm gonna take off I'm gonna take off Peter because I feel like Peter in his ideal state is that of a Luddite Being 5,000 years old

William (55:20.534)

No, no.

And you are correct, I did not pick Peter twice.

Cody (55:26.412)

Okay.

William (55:31.291)

Okay, um...

William (55:44.851)

I mean...

William (55:56.61)

So, I was gonna say, is your character wearing black? Is your character wearing a hat? Uh, is your, uh.

Cody (56:11.028)

Are you gonna make your guess?

William (56:14.269)

N-Nah, I'm gonna ask one more question just to be sure.

Cody (56:16.643)

Who do you have left? If you don't mind me asking.

William (56:19.543)

I have Zach Hacker in Denzel Washington.

Cody (56:22.284)

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William (56:27.574)

Both have fairly iconic facial hair, both are wearing hats, they're both wearing black. Okay, let me ask you this. Is your character pointing?

Cody (56:33.216)

Ha ha!

William (56:52.142)

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Cody (56:52.152)

No.

Cody (56:56.456)

It is Zack Hacker!

Cody (57:02.936)

Now you understand why I said technically yes, as far as human is concerned. Um... That man transcends humanity. Like... Technically...

William (57:09.695)

WHAT?!

William (57:14.294)

That's true. That's true. OK. Well, I'm on the board. You can continue asking your questions.

Cody (57:20.432)

Okay. Would your character look good in a suit?

Cody (57:35.68)

Okay, so I'm going to take off Shuri, Red Skull, and Wanda, and K2SO.

Cody (57:51.788)

Okay. Oh, I have to keep asking. Um, we're done. We're done. We're done. Um...

William (57:54.578)

Oh, it's still you. I'm done.

Cody (58:01.192)

What's going to say does your character have a body count, but that's pretty much everyone who's left. No, no, because I'm down to Nick Fury, Deadpool and Bob Iger, and I'm pretty sure they all have a body count.

William (58:07.422)

Oh my, oh my. Is that your question?

Okay.

William (58:22.394)

Oh, okay.

Cody (58:29.243)

Papa Eiger, please don't send the mouse at me. It's a joke.

William (58:32.778)

Hehehehehehe

Cody (58:42.704)

Does your character... I was going to say, does your character own a phone company? But that's Ryan Reynolds, not Deadpool.

Cody (58:52.537)

of

Cody (58:59.15)

Does your character have known scars?

William (59:02.766)

known scars? yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Cody (59:04.819)

Yes.

Cody (59:09.552)

Okay, so that takes out Bob Iger.

William (59:17.806)

Is this missing something here?

Cody (59:20.404)

I'm down to Nick Fury in Deadpool.

William (59:23.438)

Okay.

Cody (59:25.274)

Um...

Cody (59:28.593)

Is your character handy with a sword?

William (59:34.706)

Unknown, but I would assume yes.

Cody (59:38.684)

So is it Nick Fury?

William (59:41.454)

No. Tisnt. No. It's Red Skull. And I will... I will tell you where... You lost me. The suit question! Have you seen Hugo weaving in a suit? He looks great in a suit. I... everything from the neck up is terrifying. But the suit would look great!

Cody (59:42.608)

It's not. It is not. OK.

Cody (59:51.177)

The suit question?

Cody (59:55.76)

Hugo oh because he had when he had his regular

Cody (01:00:08.48)

And also, when he had his human mask on, he was Hugo Weaving. So that was... Yes. And I liked how both of our characters were in the same corner of the board.

William (01:00:13.094)

He was Hugo weaving. Who was in a suit?

William (01:00:21.07)

Uh, yeah, we got, we got, they were right next to each other. Uh, well that was.

Cody (01:00:26.124)

Imagine if we were both... Imagine if we were both Zach Hacker. ..

William (01:00:29.854)

if we both had picked Zag Hacker and the questions eliminated him at some point. We'd had to go back and figure out where. Well, guys, if you made it this far, this round is on me. Thank you for stumbling into our pup today. Let us know how you did if you played along with this guess who board. The link to the board, as I said at the beginning, is going to be in the show notes if you want to play along with us, Cody. I will pick up the tab.

Cody (01:00:36.976)

the here

William (01:00:59.882)

And if you want to help contribute to the show in a money free way, find us on social, interact with us there. We've got a pretty great Facebook pub. Everything will be linked in the episode notes. But if you want to help to actually produce the show, join us on Patreon. It's patreon.com slash doctor and lawyer. We've got an exclusive podcast that's already up there. Mine, Potter Plus new.

Cody (01:01:08.745)

Yes.

Cody (01:01:23.956)

What what?

William (01:01:26.458)

I am delayed a little on the second episode just because this time prepping for Wizard Fest is nuts But I my next episode I will go ahead and tell you is me finishing the Fantastic Beasts series and

Cody (01:01:29.344)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (01:01:33.054)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (01:01:40.288)

Can I, uh, can I at least add since I wasn't on the episode for WizardFest Preview that I am so excited for it. We've been, I've been with you since day one, since that year one in ninder-y weather and you had half a lung. Like... we'll just leave that, we'll just leave that out of context.

William (01:01:46.53)

Sure.

William (01:01:56.954)

I know, I know. And this is gonna be so... This is gonna be fun. I've got...I have got the gift, the gift basket. If you come to the show, we'll tell you how you can enter it. And currently, I'm gonna put more stuff in it. I have the first three illustrated editions of the MinaLima book. I have a prop replica book about all of the travel inside the Wizarding World. And I have four...

House specific decks of playing cards from Theory 11 The Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Slytherin and Gryffindor that are in the pack I'm gonna add more stuff to it probably throw a bunch of 90s magic stuff in there, too Just because I love it and I want you I want you to have it But yes, if you're coming to wizard fest, we will be on the be hope stage, which I did find out where we will be It's Saturday at 4 o'clock the live show come to swish and flicks show at 2 o'clock, too They will be doing a live podcast episode at 2 o'clock

Cody (01:02:54.292)

Woot woot!

William (01:02:55.614)

I will be there, front row in the audience, to yell out, R-R-R-Recap with Tiffany whenever she does the recap for their episode. But, again, thank you for listening. Thank you for the support. I'm going to head out of here. I am Ugly Sonic.

Cody (01:03:13.18)

And I am Zack Hacker's Flowing Locks.

William (01:03:16.643)

delicious flowing rocks. We'll see you guys next week. Bye!

Cody (01:03:23.244)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ep. 98 - Blink Doctor Who Commentary [Transcript]

William (00:00.966)

Oh, I'm so... Oh, gosh. How long you been sitting on that one?

Cody (00:03.411)

Hoo, hoo, hoo. Literally 10 seconds ago, it just kind of came to me.

William (00:10.058)

Oh, okay. Okay. Well, we, um, tonight we're at It's TV Club and we're watching CSI. Uh, I've got my sunglasses on. No, no, no. Hey guys, welcome back. This round's on me. A doctor and a lawyer have walked into a bar and I mean, would you call it movie night?

Cody (00:18.613)

Yes, clearly

Cody (00:22.571)

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Cody (00:34.019)

I mean, honestly, this should be a movie.

William (00:37.59)

I mean, cinema grade quality storytelling we'll be playing on our screens. There you go, there you go. Yeah, yeah, this is, we'll call it commentary night. Commentary night. I've been really excited about this one. Tonight we are watching season three, episode 10 of Doctor Who. I don't know if we've referenced this.

Cody (00:43.163)

It's an honorary movie in my heart. W- Hahahaha. Yes.

Cody (01:02.267)

And we're not gonna give you any other context besides that. We're just gonna get started with the episode, and you just have to know the number right off the bat to know what we're talking about.

William (01:06.104)

Yes.

William (01:12.532)

Season 3, episode 10. I will give you the title if you go looking for it. This episode of Doctor Who is called Blink. And there is a very specific reason why we are watching this. Cody, when was that you introduced me to this episode?

Cody (01:21.647)

Yes.

Cody (01:27.023)

So long story short, my roommate and my senior year of college, Alex Cass, shout out to him if you're listening, introduced me to Doctor Who. And I was going through the series and then I went, then Blink happened and I got to season three of Blink. And I watched it.

And I, and Doctor Who is one of those things that's been going on for so long, there's so much material. What's the perfect way to get people into the show? And I don't think the pilot episode from Chris Eccleston is the way to do it, because beautiful, beautiful jank. But yeah, those early days, especially the farting aliens, in those later episodes, like Chris Eccl- they-

William (01:57.708)

Mm-hmm.

William (02:01.879)

Yeah.

William (02:07.298)

Mannequins?

William (02:12.303)

Oh, yeah

William (02:17.682)

Oh gosh. Uh...

Cody (02:22.079)

They went through some rough patches. In the-

William (02:23.922)

You do realize that one of the Slovene that took over parliament is May in Ted Lasso, the barkeep.

Cody (02:32.159)

Yes, yes, I did know that. I did.

William (02:35.35)

That's just... I... What a glow up to go from playing a farting alien who unzipped her forehead to playing like this basically Gandalf the White of the Ted Lasso Show. Yes, there is. But I mean, you and I have talked about this before. We... There is a lot of charm in the jank in the early days. And...

Cody (02:54.691)

Well...

Cody (03:00.955)

Yes, there's a lot of charm in it, but if you're going to introduce, if you're gonna get someone intrigued, you need that one episode to be like, Oh, tell me more. Like, there are three episodes of Deep Space Nine, I tell people, these are the ones to watch to be interested. And if you, if, if you don't watch them, if you watch them and you're like, eh, it's okay, then I bless and release you. But if you're not intrigued, if you are intrigued, then I'm like, oh, you've just entered a whole new world.

William (03:07.835)

Oh yeah.

William (03:16.61)

Gotcha. Okay.

Cody (03:30.479)

Um, but blink is one and I think the magic of blink, it is the introduction of the weeping angels. It follows a one of probably the best villains to, to come out of new who knew Dr. Who that was the best villains coming to Newton. Now I will say, I don't think they've, I think this is also their best appearance in new who.

William (03:38.914)

Hmm.

William (03:47.22)

I would agree.

William (03:55.646)

Yes, and I'll tell you why later.

Cody (03:59.151)

Yep, their best appearance in New Who. And also, if it doesn't necessarily follow the Doctor, it follows the companion he should have had. And also, so it's a self-contained story, it's a standalone story, and it's just a masterclass in storytelling and camera work, and just an excellent premise, and terrifying.

William (04:27.548)

Oh yeah.

Cody (04:29.66)

And I referenced this episode in Table Talk as my favorite scary movie. Like, just this episode. Yeah, just this episode. And I introduced it to you and then you were like, okay, tell me more. And then we both became fans ever since. Yep.

William (04:35.414)

Huh? Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

William (04:46.042)

Oh yeah. Yeah, we went back through and it was kind of pitched to me as watch this episode. I ended it. And I remember we were we were sitting on the bed at our grandmother's house when we watched this. And I turned to you and I was like, that was amazing. He goes, remember that. Remember how amazing that was, because the writer of that episode becomes showrunner in season five.

Cody (04:59.733)

Mm-hmm.

William (05:16.99)

Remember that. Push through, my brother. Push through.

Cody (05:17.153)

Yes he does. I also said remember that as you push through season 1 because that takes a while to get used to it. I love Chris Acklsten. Like love Chris. Yes.

William (05:29.031)

Yeah. So I do too. I do too. And I'm glad that the fans have kind of made known that even though you had a bad experience, we loved you as the Doctor and he has come back to do.

Cody (05:44.28)

His big Finnish audio work is... Mwah! Chef's kiss.

William (05:47.974)

That's great. That's great. OK, well, this is 43 minutes and 55 seconds long. So let's get started. We're going to count down three to one. Play is when we're both going to press the play button and we're going to watch this together. And I'm just I'm so excited. I haven't watched this episode in probably eight or nine years. It's.

Cody (06:10.223)

Oh, nice. Okay.

William (06:13.182)

It has this lore in my head and I've been afraid to go back if by chance it's not as good. I'm just like, I'm gonna hold it on that. And I am optimistic that it is going to stay up there on that pedestal tonight. So we're in a hit play. We both, as far as streaming were to find this, I'm not entirely sure. We are both,

Cody (06:27.819)

Fair enough.

Cody (06:34.023)

Well, we will, I will say this. David Tennant's new specials and new who is coming to Disney Plus next month. So, yeah, November end.

William (06:44.878)

Whoo, okay. Yeah, and that's, it felt very timely to watch this one now because the doctor in this episode is actually coming back. So we've got it, the return of David Tennant. Yes, so on the count of three, counting down from three, two, one, play.

Cody (06:56.243)

with the return of David Tennant.

Cody (07:14.219)

Creepy Victorian manner.

William (07:17.612)

which is just modern-day England.

Cody (07:20.015)

England. Just England. Like.

William (07:24.61)

I could not agree more. This is the companion the doctor should have had.

Cody (07:27.547)

Sally Sparrow.

Cody (07:31.579)

Like, big finish, hire her for her own show. Like, give her own show.

William (07:39.638)

Sally Sparrow. I mean, Tennant's coming back, but I know he just loved the role, but Carey Mulligan has gone on to do.

lot of really great work.

Cody (07:52.691)

Mm-hmm. Like, the beautiful thing about Big Finish is that their whole motto is, you give us the cast, we'll give you the story. So it's whatever hodgepodge of casts that they can bring together, they will make actually a very compelling story out of it. So they could do a whole series with Sally Sparrow. Beware.

William (08:14.158)

I feel like I would thrive at Big Finish. Again, it's being creative with a limit or under a certain premise. Beware the weeping angels. I just got chills. Oh, and Duck.

Cody (08:20.187)

Oh yeah.

Cody (08:25.139)

weeping angel. Oh and duck for real. Oh really duck.

Cody (08:37.855)

Sally, ooh, what is this about?

Cody (08:43.699)

Her name is underneath a wallpaper of an old house.

Cody (08:51.215)

Excellent timing there, Doctor.

Cody (09:02.526)

Ah.

William (09:03.117)

Ugh.

Cody (09:05.671)

Imagine being the guy who has to wheel these into the warehouse and turn out the lights.

William (09:09.586)

Right?

William (09:15.658)

And you'll know why here in a second, not to spoil anything.

William (09:22.966)

Love, The Doctor.

Cody (09:26.655)

doo doo, doo doo. I remember just when the first David Tennant Big Finish special that I listened to, and I heard this incarnation of the theme, I just chills went down my spine. I'm like, they're back! They're back! And it was David and Donna.

William (09:40.757)

Oh.

William (09:50.794)

What are your hopes for Donna?

Cody (09:53.823)

redemption. Like, her memory's back and she can have a life fully whole. Yes.

William (09:58.23)

So, Blink, by Steven Moffat.

Cody (10:05.163)

Steven Moffat. He is a character that elicits a lot of strong emotions.

William (10:07.575)

This was.

William (10:11.741)

Right?

Cody (10:17.579)

They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't blink.

Cody (10:32.027)

I will say the one thing that has dated this episode is the fact that they're using DVD technology to communicate things. But you know, it is what it is.

William (10:39.394)

Yeah, well.

William (10:46.623)

Maybe not with the flip phone.

Cody (10:48.844)

True.

William (11:01.086)

I broke and entered your house.

Cody (11:06.403)

See, this doesn't make her a great companion. She's already, like, on the doctor's radar.

Cody (11:19.435)

At the end of the day, we think we would be the Doctor's companion, when really we're that guy.

William (11:23.817)

I'm not sure but I'm really hoping it. Am I wearing pants?

Cody (11:27.667)

Hahahaha

William (11:41.762)

So for those of you who have watched Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman, Steven Moffat was the writer and primary show runner.

Cody (11:47.728)

Yes.

Cody (11:53.588)

Yes.

Cody (11:59.109)

Mm-hmm.

And yeah, and he was an early writer in Doctor Who and then ran the show from season five to season 10 with through the Matt Smith years and the Peter Capaldi years. He left with Jodie Whittaker and now the original showrunner Russell T Davies is back to do season 14.

William (12:12.032)

Yeah.

Cody (12:29.587)

Which it, you know, you know what's wild is, is that more time has now passed between the start of New Who and now, than when it was off the air between Classic Who and New Who.

William (12:31.414)

Ugh.

Cody (12:47.615)

So it's been back longer than it's been away.

William (12:52.862)

and the weeping angel has gotten closer to the house.

Cody (12:56.526)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (13:04.755)

You had a... 69.

William (13:06.05)

in 1969. This, the timing on this.

Cody (13:17.415)

A burglar who rings the doorbell.

Cody (13:27.046)

and she turns.

Cody (13:33.855)

There's like a...

I've seen this actor before.

He's in some Agatha Christie thing that Michelle's watching.

Cody (13:48.999)

Which, you know, for what it's worth he looks like an Agatha Christie character.

William (13:56.374)

She's hearing this.

Cody (13:58.567)

Yeah, and she knows to write the letter.

Cody (14:11.103)

bit complicated. Yeah.

William (14:13.228)

Oh

Cody (14:22.151)

Ooh. Mm-hmm. Ha ha ha.

William (14:22.316)

Ah, ah, ah!

Cody (14:28.932)

The use that they... the way that they use camera work... They're not moving, but they use camera work and careful shots to show that they're moving. Just top notch.

William (14:33.793)

Oh my gosh.

Cody (14:50.831)

Moffat is at his best with restraints, I will say.

William (14:53.806)

to.

Cody (14:57.683)

Because I think this episode was more of like a... They needed to work on the budget. They needed a lower budget episode, so that's why they hired mostly no-name actors. At least at the time.

William (15:15.35)

Was that his grandmother?

Cody (15:17.501)

Yes.

William (15:19.326)

His grandmother, Kathy Nightingale, told him to deliver that letter at that exact date, and...

Cody (15:26.203)

and she goes back to the 1920s.

William (16:07.046)

Oh yeah, there you go.

Cody (16:07.859)

Yep. Mm-hmm.

Cody (16:14.635)

I feel like, you know, both Steve Rogers and these characters would have a hard time, like, with history. Having to relive these events.

William (16:16.578)

December 5th, 1920.

Cody (16:38.631)

Well, she adopted the fashion rather well.

Cody (16:44.435)

I wonder if she kept those jeans to be like, I hate 1920s clothes, I need to wear my jeans.

Cody (16:56.872)

1987.

Cody (17:18.387)

So context for anybody who may not have seen this episode. The Weeping Angels are, they're vicious creatures. Yeah. They're essentially, vicious creature that when you look at them, they turn to stone. And then when you don't look at them, they are wicked fast and they can move and they kill you by essentially shuttling you back into the past and stealing you of the life that you should have had.

William (17:25.882)

And I think they end up being explained. Uh...

Cody (17:47.771)

so not even the doctor can go back and recover you from the past.

William (17:52.867)

It basically like feed off the potential energy of the life you

Cody (17:57.058)

You should have had.

And right now, they have the doctor's tortoise key. And that's where he gets tied in.

William (18:08.06)

This this is the masterful part of this episode. Yes. I know that it was basically budget constraints To just essentially make the foam statue and But the fact that

Cody (18:08.107)

Ha ha.

Cody (18:15.292)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (18:21.316)

Mmm.

William (18:28.11)

Oh, the fact that the weeping angels only move, they turn to stone when you look at them and they only move when you're not and they hide their movements with camera cuts, I think gets into your subconscious and you're you almost feel like

Cody (18:28.335)

Ugh.

Cody (18:34.279)

when you're not looking at them.

William (18:49.717)

that you're here because they don't move when you look at them.

Cody (18:51.399)

Well, like, the psychology of horror is that you want to look away. Well, Steven Moffat flips that on its head by saying you can't look away or otherwise they will win. Yeah, they will win. So you're sitting there. The beautiful thing about it is, even when the camera is on the weeping angel, this is the masterpiece of this episode.

William (19:06.292)

Yeah.

Cody (19:20.563)

The angels don't move, meaning you're technically a participant in the episode. Yes. It's brilliant.

William (19:25.33)

You're a participant? Yes!

Cody (19:42.631)

Moffat is at his best when he has a premise to work with and constraints around him. Moffat is at his worst in character writing and melodrama, in my opinion.

William (19:49.25)

Yeah.

William (20:02.946)

And even she was walking away and the angel wasn't moving because we were looking at it.

Cody (20:05.875)

The angel was moving because we were looking at you. Yeah.

Cody (20:14.919)

Bantus DVD Store.

Cody (20:25.089)

I always kind of get a little thrill whenever I'm in a place and I see a box TV Just makes me happy to see about box TV stolen act abuse

William (20:30.271)

Right.

Cody (20:55.903)

The fact that he's having a conversation through a DVD and then when it finally worked is just...

William (21:02.541)

It's just.

Cody (21:04.396)

Ah, so good, so good.

William (21:17.462)

Hahaha!

Cody (21:18.283)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (21:27.895)

Aww, lost a sister.

Cody (21:40.851)

Yeah. And in the smartphone age, this conversation would not have happened.

Cody (21:56.423)

Is she ill? Am I ill? No? Yeah, we're that guy.

William (21:57.09)

Ha ha!

Cody (22:06.727)

not what you think it is. One of the more infamous lines of Doctor Who, the definition of time.

Cody (22:25.323)

I love the concept of a DVD Easter Egg. Did you ever look through DVD Easter Eggs and found DVD Easter Eggs? You know what's one of the best ones? Finding Nemo. Finding Nemo had some great Easter Eggs.

William (22:32.671)

Oh yeah, yeah.

William (22:38.757)

Now.

Cody (22:52.871)

and even the publisher knows.

Cody (23:19.371)

spooky isn't it? I mean people who hang out on the internet, they're just weirdos, right? Yeah, they're just...

William (23:19.534)

Hehehe

William (23:26.754)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And especially discuss things like TV shows.

Cody (23:32.523)

TV shows, DVD extras, just weirdos.

William (23:36.309)

Ah.

Cody (23:38.515)

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

Cody (24:03.763)

I love mysteries like this where you have to go through like old records, old records and things.

William (24:06.336)

or two.

Cody (24:16.332)

There was an episode of Terminator, the Sarah Connor Chronicles where the lead Terminator character was investigating a Terminator that showed up in the 1920s. And they had to go through like old archives and old records to find this guy.

William (24:26.008)

Ah.

Cody (24:37.319)

It's what I want to do when I'm in a county clerk's office looking up deeds. Is solve mysteries like that.

William (24:43.458)

Haha, yeah. Maybe just find one.

Cody (24:47.773)

Yeah.

William (24:50.565)

Ugh.

Cody (24:59.359)

And the fact that later on, I feel like the Statute of Liberty being a Weeping Angel was a little much, but...

how else, you know, you're gonna assure that no one's not going to look at it.

Cody (25:21.042)

Oof.

Cody (25:36.424)

There's something sad about this character.

William (25:41.614)

about that character about... uh... her friend?

Cody (25:47.003)

Her friend too, but this character kind of knows where the end of the story is happening. It just kind of happened to her character. So it's like, oh, she's got to rebuild her life, but she ended up having a good life. But this guy goes back to 1969 and then it's just, oh, he knows that at this point in 2008, that's where it ends. Ends for him.

William (25:57.504)

Yeah.

Cody (26:14.992)

Ah, the TARDIS. Fun fact, there's a TARDIS Easter Eggs on Google Maps.

William (26:20.906)

Yeah, you can go into it, yeah.

Cody (26:22.183)

You can go inside of it. I always get like a little nervous when I go inside of it, because I feel like I'm like something's going to like pop out. I'm like, it's going to be a jump scare.

Cody (26:54.631)

Life is short and you are hot. I appreciate his forwardness.

Cody (27:13.791)

She's had a weird day, lost her friend to a psychopathic rock alien. Um, now got a date.

William (27:18.99)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Cody (27:29.587)

Sally Sparrow, Nightingale, okay. I see what themes you're playing with. Playing with a... Moffat?

Cody (27:47.067)

In our church, there was a... When we have to go to...

William (27:49.546)

And the f- Oh.

Cody (27:52.911)

When we have to go to the youth room, there was a utility closet with Nativity characters. It scared the dickens out of me sometimes.

William (27:53.73)

Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself.

William (28:03.177)

Hahaha!

Cody (28:13.119)

Don't do it.

Cody (28:22.51)

And...

Cody (28:27.956)

He's gone.

Cody (28:41.828)

Filming in the rain is always good. It helps with camera work.

Cody (28:50.667)

There's a look to these 2000s British shows that made them 2000s British shows. Yeah.

William (28:57.354)

Uh, yeah. That was the big change going from season three to season four. Like they went to, they went digital, they went to high def.

Cody (29:03.779)

Lee even then like that was four to five when Matt Smith that's when it went high def

William (29:12.538)

That's true, that's true. After Tenet's third season.

Cody (29:14.439)

Yeah, I think some of the specials were high def. Like one of David Tennant's specials were high def, but those were given like movie budgets, or at least BBC movie budgets.

Cody (29:37.669)

Don't go swimming for half an hour after time traveling.

Cody (29:44.4)

Oh, he's so young

Cody (29:59.839)

I mean...

Weeping angels are the only... ..

William (30:08.436)

That perfectly encapsulates the doctor. Just nod when he stops her breath.

Cody (30:15.472)

It goes bing when there's stuff. Also can boil an egg.

Cody (30:37.279)

Mmm.

Very, very sorry. It's gonna take you a while.

William (30:45.142)

He kept the number. All of those years.

Cody (30:53.459)

I would've.

Cody (30:59.175)

I think Cathy got the better end of the stick on this one. Because at least when she got traveled back, she got traveled back to history, if you will.

Cody (31:14.611)

if she can experience things that...

William (31:15.438)

So, 69 to then, what is that, 48 years?

Cody (31:20.265)

Well, at this point, it would be 38 years in 2008.

William (31:25.774)

Oh yeah, I can math. Ha ha.

So I mean, that would put him, yeah, roughly around that age.

Cody (31:43.263)

Hmm.

Cody (31:47.583)

Her name was... He had a type. Women named Sally.

Cody (32:03.296)

Would it though, would it? It's Doctor Who.

William (32:07.742)

I feel like that's like Neil Ipatel's disclaimer, NBC is an investor and whatever. That's the doctor's disclaimer. It might tear a hole in the fabric of space time.

Cody (32:20.519)

Yeah.

Cody (32:33.532)

if it is.

Cody (32:45.109)

Ah, he's the man who put all those in the DVDs.

Cody (33:11.179)

I wish... I wish we had more time with her.

Cody (33:18.815)

She's my favorite companion in the way that Chris... John Hurt is my favorite doctor. I wish I had more time. John Hurt, rest in peace.

William (33:19.03)

I mean...

William (33:42.597)

Gosh.

Cody (33:43.857)

Uhhhhhh

Cody (33:48.935)

We read a story in class about a woman who had one last thing to do before she died. She got caught in a snowstorm and couldn't do it and lived three months longer in order to finish this job. It's like, ugh. It was laundry too.

I felt so bad for her, she cared about laundry that much.

Cody (34:20.575)

rain stops. Yeah, don't want to know when I die.

Cody (34:28.551)

I wanna live to the ripe old age of 97 and even then, I want it to be like, heated what?

William (34:35.21)

become Minister of Magic and have 12 children? What was that, Trelawney's prediction over Harry whenever he ends up taking up her?

Cody (34:40.755)

Hahaha

Cody (34:47.771)

Now he's like, I have lost two people I... ..just met.

William (35:02.958)

Hahaha!

Cody (35:03.755)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody (35:10.515)

I mean, he is the owner of a DVD store.

William (35:15.502)

Hehehehe

Cody (35:17.217)

I knew you were living school news.

Cody (35:26.535)

Mmm. Slightly better picture quality. Oh, we know people like that one.

Cody (35:54.131)

They always say that. Yes they do.

Cody (35:58.676)

Ugh.

Cody (36:15.072)

I

Cody (36:28.855)

I've got a soft spot in my heart for Martha. I know she had to follow up Rose.

Cody (36:45.727)

38 years.

Cody (36:54.771)

complicated. Tell me.

William (37:02.638)

I love her. Ugh.

Cody (37:03.787)

I guess. Oh, can you imagine the two of them and Donna together? Like Sally and. Donna.

William (37:10.978)

I just...

Cody (37:17.011)

big bowl of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

Cody (37:45.1)

Next political statement.

Cody (37:55.683)

Hit the net. Oh, remember when we called the internet the net.

William (38:33.887)

I want that on my t-shirt.

William (39:26.491)

that right there was important.

Cody (39:29.483)

greatest asset is the greatest curse.

Cody (40:05.195)

blink and you're dead.

William (40:20.95)

The fact that his half of the conversation was written.

William (40:30.094)

BLEH

Cody (40:31.039)

written beforehand.

William (40:33.542)

No, it was written and it applied to two different conversations. Like the second half of it worked for the first conversation and then the whole thing worked for the second.

Cody (40:59.535)

Mmm.

Cody (41:32.095)

You wait here. Yeah, I would be dead by this point.

William (41:37.091)

Yeah!

Cody (41:40.711)

You wink, don't wink.

Cody (41:49.131)

still as good as you remember? Ha! Uhhh...

William (41:51.274)

Ah! Yes!

Cody (42:01.739)

Walk, walk, back, back up, back up.

Cody (42:12.335)

Welcome back up, back up please. I know how this episode ends, but I'm still feeling really feeling tense.

Cody (42:28.124)

Now...

Cody (42:32.423)

Run!

Cody (42:46.435)

Imagine what the transit must have been like. Like trying to carry the blue box across London to this house.

Cody (42:56.556)

All of a sudden someone turns around and sees just a bunch of angels carrying a blue box.

William (43:14.274)

Yeah, oh.

Cody (43:15.9)

Mm.

Cody (43:22.067)

And if you notice...

Cody (43:28.063)

their backs turned on some.

and we're looking at them.

Cody (43:36.281)

Ugh.

Cody (43:45.283)

to master class.

Cody (43:50.271)

Get in there.

and they're not moving, and they're in there.

William (43:58.55)

Because we were still out there!

Cody (44:08.347)

Oh, the round things. I love the round things.

William (44:14.969)

control disc.

Cody (44:25.264)

Of course the Doctor would have a DVD player.

William (44:28.598)

Well yeah, of course you would.

Cody (44:30.388)

Hmm?

William (44:33.151)

and this.

William (44:38.838)

The fact that they are on opposite sides of the box.

Cody (45:01.007)

Ugh.

William (45:02.718)

and they are looking at each other... and it froze them!

Cody (45:04.949)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (45:08.384)

Uh huh.

William (45:14.718)

I can't with this episode.

Cody (45:17.748)

So good.

Cody (45:32.083)

now?

Cody (45:36.955)

I would get, I don't care if they can't move right now. Just get out now and then nuke it from orbit just to be sure.

William (45:41.782)

Get out! I just-

William (45:47.854)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (46:31.987)

Hey.

William (46:39.166)

Is it weird? Yes, they had DVDs, they had big box TVs, they had flip phones, but those plastic translucent manila folders or like the folder with the twisty on it, the fact that it was purple and translucent dates this more than the technology ever did for me.

Cody (46:52.872)

Uh huh.

Cody (46:56.715)

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Cody (47:02.827)

It's weird though, when I first watched this show, like, it was Matt Smith's era was coming to an end. So it wasn't too terribly far removed.

William (47:17.358)

And of course he has a bow and arrow. Of course he does.

Cody (47:19.32)

I want to know why.

Cody (47:34.139)

Migration started. Hmm. Alien ducks. Evil alien ducks.

Cody (47:52.747)

20 minutes to hatching.

Cody (48:10.079)

Four things, four things in a lizard.

William (48:12.054)

Four things to the lizard. Band name, called it.

Cody (48:16.877)

I think that's I think that's the bad name for our podcast spin-off band for things in a lizard

Cody (48:33.17)

Aww.

Trauma brings everyone together.

William (48:45.646)

Sparrow and Nightingale, aww.

Cody (48:45.863)

Sparrow and Nightingale.

William (48:52.042)

Yeah, they had to throw this little tidbit at the end.

Cody (48:56.337)

Yeah.

William (48:57.526)

just to make me question my entire existence and run through graveyards.

Cody (49:04.063)

Yeah

Cody (49:18.547)

I wonder if any crazed Doctor Who fan tore down a statue after this episode.

Alright. Oh. Derek Jacoby.

William (49:29.079)

Oh, beautiful.

Cody (49:36.187)

the next time, the next time preview of Derek Jacoby as, as the War Master.

William (49:40.2)

his master.

Yeah.

Cody (49:45.756)

Love that man.

William (49:47.51)

Well, this is, if you have ever considered getting into Doctor Who, couldn't recommend this episode enough. Steven Moffat ends up, like we said, running the show. And his run with Matt Smith has one of my favorite character arcs in television. Just full stop.

Cody (49:51.466)

Well...

Cody (49:55.174)

Yes.

Cody (49:58.517)

Mm-hmm.

Cody (50:10.067)

I personally had a harder time with the Matt Smith era. I had a harder time with the clean break that it had from David Tennant. I was still mourning David Tennant. I didn't buy Matt Smith as the Doctor until the Van Gogh episode, which is just a masterpiece of an episode right there.

William (50:14.175)

Uh-huh.

William (50:21.998)

Yeah.

William (50:33.598)

That's another one, yeah. I was that way with Peter Capaldi. It wasn't until basically his last season that I was like, okay, I get it now. I get it now.

Cody (50:37.768)

Really?

Cody (50:45.519)

I with Peter Capaldi I will say this there is just this masterful speech then what I bought him but I still think the arc his season eight arc was okay though missy is the Queen missy is

William (51:06.776)

I have we have a little people book email the little people's it's like these little cartoons that are drawn to basically look like just primary shapes and colors of Capaldi's doctor and missy

Cody (51:17.597)

Yeah.

Cody (51:21.431)

I mean... I ship it. I- Hahahaha

William (51:24.848)

I just... it's...

Like, a little people book of this, and then you read it and you're like, it makes so much sense. Yeah.

Cody (51:35.93)

I like Moffat in my opinion

I think, unfortunately for Chris Chibnall and Jodie Whittaker, people are remembering him fond- remembering him fonder than they did at the time.

William (51:53.159)

Uh, one of those like history will be kind to scenarios. Yeah.

Cody (51:56.091)

I think history is a lot kinder to him, mainly because for what it's worth, Chibnall and Jodie Whitaker did not work for a lot of people, myself included. But-

William (52:07.614)

We still haven't finished her run yet.

Cody (52:10.875)

I haven't even finished season 12. I watched a regeneration episode because I'm like fresh start is coming. So I'm gonna Watch the regeneration episode. I Kind of gave up but that's not too bad mouth Jodie Whitaker the actress or Christian old man It just didn't work for me. It was similar. Yeah, just didn't work for me, but You know Moffat

William (52:17.28)

Yeah.

Cody (52:36.455)

I make a lot of comparisons, not completely unfounded and not with the express intent to needle certain people, but I make a lot of comparisons between Steven Moffat and Chris Nolan. I've often called Steven Moffat TV's Chris Nolan because both of them like the gimmicks of their stories.

William (52:50.527)

I know where this is going!

William (52:55.458)

Yeah.

William (52:59.214)

Heheheheheheheheheheh

William (53:05.422)

True, yeah, yeah.

Cody (53:06.835)

They like the gimmicks of their stories. They like overly complicated plot that when you really think about it, kind of falls apart at the last, falls apart if you think about it too hard, which is why at a certain level, you just kind of have to enjoy the ride. Um, Dr. Who is more conducive to things falling apart in, in terms of plot holes and storytelling, because there's only one rule in Dr. Who.

William (53:20.258)

Yeah.

Cody (53:31.647)

There are no rules in Doctor Who, and if there are say there are rules in Doctor Who, they will be broken. At some point.

William (53:37.294)

And they have put forth rules like wibbly wobbly, timey wimey, and the doctor lies.

Cody (53:43.259)

Timey-Wimey, yes. Yes. And it's... It's one of those things where, you know, in terms of season long arcs, he got so ingratiated with the season long arcs, I don't... It was a mixed bag for me in how well they worked. However, standalone storytelling, standalone episodes...

Steven Moffat is a master. And many of his standalone stories.

William (54:16.486)

I would completely agree. And with this episode especially, I know that was budget restraints. There are later episodes where you as the viewer see the Weeping Angels move through CG. And the moment that happened, they lost all of the gravitas for me. I loved the episodes where they have to work inside that constraint. I think I've talked about the episode with Donna before where they go to the diamond planet.

Cody (54:43.711)

Mm-hmm.

William (54:44.13)

and tenants on that shuttle and the villain of that episode is conveyed through the dialogue between the people on the shuttle. It's just so wonderfully done and you can tell that they probably repurposed that shuttle from some other cancelled sci-fi show in the BBC and they made a terrifying villain that you never see that is only brought forth through the acting of the characters.

Cody (55:04.588)

hahahaha

Cody (55:11.227)

Mm-hmm. I've got to rewatch her season especially with her coming back. Oh the

William (55:16.11)

Yeah, yeah, but I know that kind of, that wasn't as long as our movie commentary episodes, but this kind of fits right in with the typical length of our episodes. Thank you for joining me for commentary.

Cody (55:25.532)

Yes.

Cody (55:29.635)

Well, can I, may I ask what I may ask one question before we go? What do you hope for the future? What do you hope happens with Doctor Who moving forward? It's a new era or it's a new old era.

William (55:33.57)

Sure.

William (55:41.538)

Yes, I... I feel like I need to get caught up before I make that request.

Cody (55:49.731)

Okay. I-

William (55:51.33)

because I need to see where it landed before I say whether or not I feel like it's missed the mark or where I feel like it should go.

Cody (56:01.479)

will say this it's not that there's a lot of things about Jodie's era that I did not like but the thing that I want is something that I have wanted since my first ever episode of Doctor Who which was Donna losing her memory yes I knew it was coming

William (56:22.262)

That was your first episode?

William (56:27.456)

Ah!

Cody (56:30.083)

I knew it was coming when I watched the show. I had a philosophy through science fiction class, and we watched that episode in class. I had no context at the time.

William (56:30.638)

Aha.

William (56:42.399)

Oh my gosh.

Cody (56:44.075)

I had no context to that at the time. A. ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................

William (56:46.819)

You almost river-songed Donna. Like, the ending was your beginning. And then you went back and met her and, oh my.

Cody (56:51.719)

Exactly. And so when I got to her season, I'm like, I'm prepared. I'm prepared. I know this is happening. My heart is prepared. Insert narrator, his heart was in fact not prepared. And I have asked for it. I have had fan theory since the Peter Capaldi era.

William (57:03.543)

Nope.

William (57:07.948)

Hahaha!

Cody (57:16.351)

because Peter Capaldi was in the David Tennant Donna season as the centurion in that Roman episode in Pompeii. In Pompeii, yes. And they even referenced it during Peter Capaldi. They referenced it. And I have wanted this to be fixed because in my opinion, the worst thing Russell T. Davies did...

William (57:23.398)

and pa- no that's Pompeii. Yeah.

William (57:32.286)

Yeah. I've seen this face before, yeah.

Cody (57:45.627)

in a show run of the Doctor is what they did to Donna. Because at the end of the day, she had the most remarkable character growth.

William (57:48.94)

Yeah.

Cody (57:57.723)

of any characters that I've sat in fiction. She becomes, goes from this vain, selfish, selfish woman to the most important woman in the universe who would lay down her life for the universe. And to take that all the way and to revert her back to that state, I would have been happier had she died at the end of that season. I would have been happier if she died at the end of that season. And so I have, no joke everybody, asked Big Finish to retcon that.

William (58:17.431)

Yeah.

Cody (58:27.371)

I have messaged Big Finish and the fact that David Tennant is back, that Donna is back and that she remembers. Please, Russell T Davies.

William (58:27.662)

Of course you have. Of course you have.

Cody (58:43.263)

Let it be. Like, I don't expect her full-time companion. I just want her to know and to live with the rest of her life. Knowing. It's all I want. It's all I want. Fix Donna. Please.

William (58:55.79)

Like, wibbly wobbly, wobble it please, please. Yeah. I feel like this has been on par with Cap and Peggy's dance for you. Like the just sheer force of your manifestation will.

Cody (58:59.467)

Please! Like!

Cody (59:06.755)

Yes. I-

Cody (59:14.424)

I mean, like, it... Yes. I think the fi-

William (59:16.014)

Can we watch the specials together, please? Because it's, and it's weird that even into adulthood, some of my fondest memories of you, you're like racking sobs. Now, it was pure joy when Cap and Peggy got to dance, but I was like levitating in my chair. I was so excited for you.

Cody (59:30.607)

Hahaha

William (59:42.314)

Like the dance and just the sheer abandon with which the tears flowed from your face. Like if Donna gets her memories back and she makes it, I just, I wanna watch it with you.

Cody (59:53.148)

It's-

Cody (59:57.875)

because that means the story doesn't have to end. Even on television, there are other avenues to tell the story, and there are other avenues to tell the story, and I just, Katherine Tate is a delight. I mean, half the reasons I love the DuckTales reboot so much is that we get Katherine Tate and David Tennant in the same show again.

Oh. Heh.

William (01:00:23.563)

Oh, it was like, it's like they're back together. I love it.

Cody (01:00:27.039)

They're, I mean, they're best friends in real life. And the thing that I latch onto the most is when you can tell that these characters' relationships transcend the screen, and those two are best friends in real life, and I love it so much. So-

William (01:00:36.031)

Yeah.

William (01:00:40.77)

Yeah.

William (01:00:45.458)

That's that's why a quiet place worked so well because of john krasinski and amily bunt like they played a married couple and they're a married couple so the chemistry was real and um, but Yeah, i'm looking forward to getting caught up and to partaking in the specials with you But I think with that I am going to head out of here I will pick up the tab since you agreed to watch this with me I don't know. I was like twisting your leg and you came kicking and screaming the entire time, but

Cody (01:00:52.288)

Mmm.

Cody (01:01:12.063)

hahahaha

William (01:01:15.002)

If you liked this episode come let us know on social media if you didn't come let us know on social media engagements engagement Algorithm up there. We do have a pretty great Facebook group But if you want to support the show patreon.com slash doctor and lawyer we have a lot of really fun tears over there and We just we appreciate you listening. We've gotten a bunch of new listeners here recently like our metrics have kind of shot up So thanks for joining us

Cody (01:01:24.789)

hahahaha

Cody (01:01:43.732)

Yes.

William (01:01:44.718)

And I think with that, I'm going to head out of here. I am William.

Cody (01:01:49.705)

I'm Cody.

William (01:01:51.154)

and we will catch you guys next week. Bye!

Cody (01:01:53.631)

Bye!

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William (00:00.815)

Yeah

Alex (00:03.795)

Yep. And that was after he printed at least four mombos. And so he's gonna start number five soon. It's gonna be wonderful.

Dallas (00:03.829)

Yes.

William (00:09.902)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (00:10.415)

Hahaha!

Dallas (00:13.972)

I had to pause it so we could record.

Alex (00:18.167)

See, I'm just so mad because I searched high and low for this fife that I got while exploring Boston with my grandparents and my mother probably back in like 2000 and I can't find it and it just goes to show that no matter how hard I try, Dallas is the coolest and best person I know.

William (00:37.134)

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Dallas (00:38.729)

I don't think by me having my middle school recorder that makes me cool

Cody (00:39.393)

Ehh

Cody (00:45.361)

I was a pro with the recorder at elementary school.

William (00:48.366)

Do you remember what our recorder was called? You know, this is like, it was the dumpster of recorder, like it was the brand name, the Flutaphone. Yeah. You're right.

Cody (00:54.187)

Oh, the Flutaphone! Yes, the Flutaphone!

Dallas (00:56.989)

Ooh, the Flutaphone. Yeah.

Alex (00:58.071)

That sounds like a Dr. Seuss brand. Now everyone grab your Flutophones and your Zootazoots and your Bibbidi Boppidies and your Megazord Gazorpazorbs cause it's time to play in regionals.

Cody (01:01.031)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (01:03.556)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (01:07.084)

Oh.

Cody (01:08.519)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (01:09.932)

Ha ha ha.

Cody (01:12.929)

What are regionals?

Alex (01:17.419)

See, I know for a fact that when we were at Wizard Fest, Dallas was the fan favorite, by far. Everyone who met him was just in trance. They're like, I think I've met a real-life wizard. He's wearing a bathrobe, so clearly he no-

Cody (01:25.817)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (01:29.412)

Uhhhhhh... Ahaha!

William (01:35.189)

of all of all of the people there I was thinking about that too after the fact how when wizards try to dress like muggles they mess up horrendously if anyone at wizard fest was going to actually be confused for a wizard

Cody (01:35.239)

I'm sorry.

Alex (01:54.183)

man with a big bushy beard, and trances everyone with his loving soul.

Dallas (01:54.564)

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William (02:00.746)

wearing a bathrobe painting out oranges. Like, it's- ahahah!

Cody (02:00.858)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (02:03.469)

Hahaha

Alex (02:05.315)

Listen, I had a cousin Nicholas who used to put oranges and socks at people's chimneys with care, but I just hand them out directly now.

Cody (02:08.709)

Duh!

William (02:13.774)

Thanks for watching!

Dallas (02:14.788)

I handed out nine altogether, just so you know.

Cody (02:14.884)

Dalacy... Dalacy leaned into...

Alex (02:16.555)

That was such a deep-cut Christmas reference, too. I hope people appreciated that one.

Dallas (02:21.614)

Ha ha ha.

Cody (02:22.048)

Dallas you leaned into the cannon and no one you didn't even realize it

William (02:25.838)

Hehehehe

Dallas (02:26.408)

I didn't. I was going for full crazy homeless man, and we went a different direction. The only time it was super weird is when I had kind of forgotten I had bathrobes on, and was in that advanced auto parts parking lot and made eye contact with somebody that did not know Wizard Fest was going on. They just saw a man in a bathrobe in an auto parts store parking lot at 11 o'clock at night, or 10 o'clock.

Cody (02:30.47)

Hahaha!

William (02:43.342)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (02:48.558)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex (02:49.327)

Wizard Fest is

Cody (02:50.567)

Granted that was my wife, but... I mean... Hahahaha

Dallas (02:52.964)

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William (02:53.826)

Hehehe

Alex (02:54.911)

Wizard Fest has solidified the fact that I fully believe that the magical community would get away with half the shenanigans that they actually got away with, because it's like, alright, let's shut down four blocks and four street corners and have everyone dress up, and then the entire rest of Ohio just went on with their business as usual. And no one even batted an eye.

Cody (03:03.845)

hahahaha

William (03:03.928)

Hahaha, yes!

William (03:15.833)

Hahaha

Dallas (03:21.208)

Yeah, that one lady was like, this has been going on for a long time and it's the first time I've been here. And we're like, how far away are you from? Half a mile. And I was like, you've been.

Alex (03:25.235)

Yeah, Miss Susan. She was wonderful.

Cody (03:31.936)

Yeah

Alex (03:32.139)

You're not allowed to mock her, she became our friend.

Dallas (03:34.864)

Oh, no, I'm not making fun of her, but I was like, she didn't even know this was going on. So that means I'm sure there are way more people that are like, could smell and hear it going on that close and were like, I don't know what that is. And I will go on with my life still not knowing what that is, didn't even peek at it.

William (03:35.201)

Hahaha

William (03:53.242)

And I am unbothered.

Alex (03:56.035)

Oh, that is the level of unbothered I aspire to be though. I'm just such a nosy little son of a bitch. I have to know what's going on.

William (04:00.418)

Hahaha

William (04:07.234)

Hang on, I don't...

Dallas (04:07.688)

If I see more than three people gathered anywhere, I'm going to go see.

Alex (04:10.567)

I had to get a duck quack in. This is our 100th episode. I have to get 100 duck quacks in the next minute. 99 to go. You take a duck quack down, you pass it around. 99 duck quacks left to go. Dallas, your turn. Say a curse word.

William (04:23.265)

Bye.

Dallas (04:25.796)

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Cody (04:29.883)

DARVET!

Alex (04:30.399)

Magic, magic cuss word. No, just, they're all, they're all magical. That's the thing.

William (04:32.947)

Merlin's build!

Dallas (04:33.251)

Yeah

Cody (04:34.235)

Beard.

William (04:38.045)

Hahaha

Dallas (04:38.434)

What if that's how all of the spells went? Is they were just long tirades of curse words.

Cody (04:43.035)

Ha ha ha!

Alex (04:44.859)

accidentally stubs one's toe and accidentally turns the cat into a cup like oh uh oh my gosh i turned it into a snake now like let's see what else i can do bang's hand with a hammer son of a oh it's floating

William (04:46.786)

Hehehe

Dallas (04:54.304)

Yeah, that's how the first spell was cast and they're like, there's magic here.

Dallas (05:02.679)

hahahaha

Dallas (05:08.22)

Ah!

William (05:13.454)

I'm just impressed that you pulled Ferverto out of your rear end for that example.

Cody (05:17.666)

Uh huh.

Alex (05:17.947)

Earlier Allie went, one, two, three, and I was like, I don't know why we're counting down but here we go. Or counting up I should say.

Dallas (05:19.117)

Oh, is that a real one?

William (05:32.454)

Well, speaking of counting, we've been counting for a while and we have landed squarely on episode 100 of A Doctor and a Lawyer Walk Into a Bar.

Cody (05:39.555)

100! Woo! Pew pew pew! Pew!

Alex (05:40.866)

100!

Dallas (05:42.252)

Buh-buh-buh-buh!

Alex (05:43.979)

Hit us with that flute solo, Dallas.

Alex (05:50.919)

100 episodes Ah

Dallas (05:56.608)

need to legitimately learn how to make this do things, no?

Alex (05:59.251)

No, no, nope.

William (06:00.522)

No, it's funnier, don't. Well, gentlemen, welcome back. This round is on me. And everybody else listening, this round is on me because yes, we are celebrating our 100th episode of A Doctor and a Lawyer Walked into a Bar. For our patrons, it will come out a day early, but on this actual release date, it is Alex Christians, our resident pilot's birthday. So happy early birthday there, buddy.

Cody (06:15.271)

Woohoo!

Dallas (06:29.08)

Happy birthday!

Alex (06:29.611)

Why, thank you! Thank you.

Cody (06:29.615)

Happy... Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy day. Do we have a birthday here? Yes, we have a birthday here. Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy day.

Alex (06:41.495)

I think that's actually royalty free, so that works. Yeah. For he's a jelly good fellow just felt disingenuous. They're like, for he's a smug bastard, for he's a smug bastard, for he's a smug bastard. That's not a curse word. Ish.

Cody (06:45.959)

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William (06:46.034)

There you go! There's number two. I might as well just keep track of him. Well, it's gonna get a quack.

Dallas (06:46.34)

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Dallas (06:53.956)

I'm sorry. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody (06:59.487)

That was... that is a...

Dallas (07:03.14)

Ish?

Alex (07:04.475)

And everyone just agrees.

William (07:06.806)

Hehehe

Cody (07:10.314)

That was a shout out to my Algebra 1 Geometry and Algebra 2 teacher. That was her birthday song every time that we ever-

William (07:19.022)

She was effectively our IRL Minerva McGonagall, if we're being honest. Yeah, that's true.

Cody (07:23.551)

Or... or George Feeney, you know, we had her for multiple years. Like, hahahaha! Speaking of George Feeney, past episodes! Yaaaaaay!

Alex (07:35.484)

See, here's the problem though. If you're going to reference a past episode, you better know the bookmark exact moment because if I have to go find it, I've got to know where I'm going.

William (07:47.226)

Oh, okay, so pause for a second.

Dallas (07:47.689)

hahahaha

Alex (07:52.227)

break the fourth wall. Okay.

William (07:52.926)

As of right now, we have trivia. I wrote the trivia.

Do we want to just do a 100 themed trivia and then... Um... Uh... Okay, okay, sure. Okay. Um, alright.

Alex (08:03.239)

See where the spirit leads as Cody loves to say? Yeah.

Cody (08:06.826)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Alex (08:10.267)

No Dals, no that's fake, that's not real. We know the Pentecostals aren't actually feeling it.

William (08:13.27)

haha

Cody (08:13.841)

Haha.

Dallas (08:16.193)

Ha ha!

Then what am I supposed to do with this box of snakes?

Cody (08:22.527)

hahahaha

Dallas (08:24.292)

I have a hundred of them.

Alex (08:24.351)

Release it. Release it!

Cody (08:27.348)

careful now there careful now

Alex (08:29.299)

Oh, I know, this is getting edited out. You know I'm editing it tonight, right?

William (08:31.206)

Uh, yeah, let's keep going again. Okay, all right. So, in celebration of our 100th episode, we have a little bit of structure, and then we are going to see, as Cody says, where the spirit leads on this one. But, but, sorry.

Dallas (08:31.444)

Oh yeah, he said pause.

Cody (08:45.863)

Spirit leads me where my trust is without borders.

William (08:51.126)

That one is copyrighted. Dang it, we're gonna get flat.

Alex (08:51.135)

You know what?

Dallas (08:54.596)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex (08:55.813)

I've never had to put a duck quack over something that's actually wholesome. That's so weird.

Dallas (08:59.46)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (08:59.856)

hahahaha

William (09:01.516)

That's just going to be ducks singing.

Dallas (09:05.662)

Hahaha

Cody (09:07.328)

It's like the it's like when the chickens from the Muppets saying see you look CeeLo green and it was just

William (09:11.182)

hahahaha

William (09:16.206)

too! Stop it! Stop it! Okay, so, um, you're right. Well...

Cody (09:20.69)

I like how the lawyer is doing all the copyright violations right now.

Dallas (09:24.311)

Ha ha!

Alex (09:25.431)

See, the pilot is like, all right, we need to have a plan. We need to stay, as we said in the aviation world, you need to stay in front of the airplane. You know, you gotta be two steps ahead at all time. The lawyer is like, no rules, no rules.

William (09:29.678)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (09:39.706)

Oh, that makes sense why he's always saying, guys, let's land the plane. Come on, let's land the plane, let's land the plane. Guys, come on, let's land the plane.

Cody (09:44.599)

Let's... Me-meanwhile... Meanwhile, I just renewed my malpractice insurance, so anything goes! Hahahaha!

Alex (09:47.124)

Yes.

William (09:51.376)

Hahaha

Alex (09:51.683)

There's no rules, put your shirt back on, there's one rule. That's a copyright. By Little Caesars, I'm fairly certain. So, you didn't know that's what I've been referencing this whole time whenever I say that?

Dallas (09:51.94)

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William (09:55.71)

Well...

Cody (09:55.9)

Ha!

Cody (09:59.463)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (09:59.924)

Whaaaaat?

William (10:01.301)

So, the...

Dallas (10:04.636)

I did, but I didn't know that just that little bit was copyrighted.

Alex (10:07.215)

I don't know, but I'm sure that some lawyer out there just cringes a little bit and they're like, we could probably hit them with a suit, but they don't have enough money. Is it worth it?

Dallas (10:12.14)

Now's my time!

William (10:14.505)

Hehehehe

William (10:18.242)

Hahaha

Cody (10:20.314)

We are judgment proof! Woo!

William (10:21.698)

Hahaha

Dallas (10:22.468)

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Alex (10:25.251)

One day when we hit it to like Joe Rogan levels, are we allowed to just spend the money on lawyers to do whatever we want? Or do we actually license it with all the money we would be making? Okay. Got it, got it, got it.

William (10:34.414)

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Now, we just spend money on lawyers to do with everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds way more Lou Scanon. And if anybody knows anything about us. So our one little bit of structure tonight, we're gonna play a round of trivia. And I have written 10 trivia questions that are all centered around the number 100 and in celebration of our 100th episode. Now, this is gonna touch on a little of everything. Some.

Cody (10:41.791)

Exactly, exactly. It's...

William (11:06.37)

pop culture, some things that we have referenced, some actual history, and I hope it's going to be a grab bag and a wild enough ride that you...

Alex (11:19.019)

How many grapefruits are featured in James Bond? No time to die. Zero or one if you're that weird lady who walked in.

William (11:23.086)

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Cody (11:24.331)

Hahaha!

Dallas (11:24.367)

Oh, hahahaha

Cody (11:27.943)

Okay, okay, I now need to commi- I now need to commission my wife to do a Gus the Grapefruit as James Bond. It would be adorable. Hehehehe

William (11:29.303)

Yes!

Dallas (11:29.689)

hahahaha

William (11:38.179)

Have him cosplaying as all these things. That's be like a it's like a he's the Mr. Grapefruit head. We have all of these. He's very clearly a grapefruit, but he has all these attachments where he can be Darth Vader or James Bond. Can you imagine how Augusta Graham?

Alex (11:42.069)

I'm here for it.

Cody (11:50.023)

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Alex (11:55.071)

Is that Mattel or Parker Brothers that's going to sue us now?

William (11:58.674)

I don't know. Let's just, we'll just add it to the list. Yeah, I wish we...

Cody (11:58.989)

Yes

Dallas (11:59.966)

Errrrrr

Alex (12:00.695)

We're just, yeah. You get a lawsuit and you get a lawsuit and you get a lawsuit. And it's all us. We are all getting the lawsuit.

Cody (12:02.688)

As I

Dallas (12:03.072)

Is he Hasbro now?

William (12:10.162)

Okay, so there are 10 questions in this trivia. They are multiple choice, so you're not going to have to just produce an answer. We are going to play the rules that we've played before. No, well I, so you can, rules made up, points don't matter, but message me your answer in Messenger, and then whenever we've locked in the answers, then I'll reveal the answer, okay?

Cody (12:10.704)

Alright, trivia.

Alex (12:20.215)

The Dallas and I are teamed up and it's all to beat William. Oh.

Cody (12:24.472)

Guess.

Dallas (12:24.52)

Yes. And we cheat the whole time.

Cody (12:39.644)

As the smartest guy in solitary confinement, I'm ready.

Dallas (12:45.21)

Wait, hold on, I gotta get ready. My body's not ready for this yet. There we go. Ready.

William (12:45.458)

Okay.

William (12:49.514)

Hmm

William (12:53.038)

Okay, question.

Alex (12:53.459)

It is weird that you took your pants off this time for a mental fight.

William (12:56.054)

Ha ha ha.

Dallas (12:57.634)

It depends on the type of fight it is.

Cody (13:01.157)

He just never wears pants.

William (13:01.394)

Okay. Exactly. A lot of problems are solved if you don't wear pants. Uh. We don't know.

Alex (13:05.663)

We can only see him from the waist up on camera anyways. He's not wearing anything. He is full Winnie the Pooh right now.

Cody (13:06.91)

Hahahaha

Dallas (13:09.068)

It'd be weird if you only saw me from the waist down the whole time. Yeah.

William (13:13.308)

Yes! Unequivocally, 100%! Y-yes! It's-

Cody (13:15.204)

What is...

Alex (13:20.555)

He's winning the poo in it right now, that's awesome. Just straight shirt cocking it.

Cody (13:24.303)

Ha ha!

William (13:24.958)

Okay, I am horrendously terrible at keeping score for trivia and running trivia at the same time.

Dallas (13:25.62)

Oh bother.

Alex (13:28.567)

Another duckwack!

Alex (13:35.607)

But that's gonna be the best part, we're not gonna know who everyone's gonna have a hundred points at the end, I think.

William (13:39.922)

Oh, perfect. Okay, so, question number one. Where did the 100th hour of the MCU occur? Was it during Loki season one, Hawkeye, Spider-Man No Way Home, or what if?

Cody (13:53.031)

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Alex (13:53.411)

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William (14:07.363)

I had to do a lot of math to figure this out.

Alex (14:11.491)

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So it's always more fun when we talk through our answers ahead of time. There were what? 30 movies?

William (14:15.426)

Dallas.

Especially this being an audio medium, so yes, please.

Cody (14:22.419)

Well, okay, I'm assuming we're not counting Daredevil, Jessica Jones, and Agents of Shield, because that would have been passed a long time ago. Okay. So...

William (14:31.502)

Correct. Yes, correct. This does not include the Netflix properties.

Cody (14:37.516)

or the ABC properties. Okay.

William (14:40.234)

Yes, it does not include Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. or Netflix. But if it was either a theatrical release or a Disney Plus release, placed in chronological order, adding up all of the minute run time to figure out.

Alex (14:52.887)

Did you just go through the Marvel by chronological timeline filter on Disney Plus and you were just like next, and just let that

Dallas (15:01.188)

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William (15:02.123)

Uhhh...

Cody (15:03.383)

So...

William (15:04.919)

Huh.

Cody (15:06.039)

I'm gonna say... I'm gonna say Hawkeye. Because at two and a half hours per movie, 23 movies, we're looking at about 60ish, 70ish hours by the time we hit endgame. And then we just needed to crank out about another 40 hours, and then I would say towards the end of the year, Hawkeye.

William (15:10.317)

Okay.

William (15:20.319)

Okay.

Alex (15:21.047)

Yeah, that was.

Alex (15:27.631)

That's what I thought too.

William (15:29.268)

Okay.

Dallas (15:29.432)

I was just filling it in my jellies. That's why I put hot guy. It just felt good.

William (15:31.758)

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Alex (15:34.003)

Because Loki came out, Loki season one came out before Hawkeye, and that seemed too soon in the MCU. It had to be a TV show, in my mind.

Cody (15:46.678)

It was Wandavision, Loki, What If, Hawkeye on the TV shows in 2021.

Alex (15:52.115)

Yeah, I- It's the only one that makes sense in my brain.

Dallas (15:56.416)

Yeah, me too.

William (15:57.025)

Okay, I have received answers from everybody. Everyone said Hawkeye. And gentlemen, you are all correct. The 100th hour.

Alex (16:03.819)

Yeah!

Dallas (16:04.096)

Yeah! Which means my logic was just as logical as you guys do in real math.

Cody (16:09.359)

Yeah

William (16:09.881)

You are correct sir, you are correct.

Alex (16:12.599)

Felted in my jellies is a very weird way to quantify that as logic, but hey.

Dallas (16:14.588)

It is.

Cody (16:19.611)

Hahaha

Dallas (16:20.472)

That's how I do everything.

William (16:22.139)

Okay, one point across the board. Question number two. In the 100th episode of Friends, Phoebe Buffay gives birth to three children.

Alex (16:37.867)

What? She does?

Cody (16:38.884)

Yes.

Dallas (16:39.32)

Hehehe. Hahaha.

William (16:40.354)

Which one of these names is not one of the names of Phoebe's children, is it? Leslie, Chandler, Phoebe, or Frank Jr.

Alex (16:45.2)

Oh gosh.

Alex (16:59.995)

I'm sorry. I-I-wait these-the-which one wasn't a name?

William (17:06.713)

I gave you four answers, three of those were actually names of Phoebe Buffay's children.

Dallas (17:13.216)

What were the options one more time?

Alex (17:13.252)

no flipping way.

Cody (17:13.471)

and

William (17:15.746)

Leslie, Chandler, Phoebe, or Frank Jr. Which one of those was not one of the names of Phoebe's children? I'll give you some context. Phoebe acted as a surrogate for her brother.

Cody (17:28.501)

in the con-

Alex (17:28.591)

Oh wait.

Dallas (17:33.933)

Yeah, I remember that.

Cody (17:35.299)

Yeah, because Lisa Kudrow was pregnant in real life.

Alex (17:36.047)

I didn't watch this far.

William (17:39.466)

Yes, and she was going to rapidly increase in size. For filming, she would have gotten way bigger than she should have been if she was pregnant on the show. So they wrote in a storyline where she acted as a surrogate for her brother and had triplets to account for the fact that one month later, she looks three months pregnant. Two months later, she looks six months pregnant. Okay, I have answers locked in from everyone.

Cody (18:02.215)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (18:06.464)

genius.

William (18:10.27)

Um, Alex, you said Phoebe was not, and well, I wanted to throw the context in there that this was her brother's children that she was being a surrogate for. But you are correct, sir. Phoebe was not one of the names of, Cody and Alex have gotten that one both correct. Dallas, unfortunately, Leslie was indeed a name of one of Phoebe's children.

Alex (18:14.911)

I know she's ditzy, but-

Alex (18:27.235)

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Dallas (18:27.672)

Man.

Cody (18:28.09)

Yes.

Alex (18:36.095)

Wow.

Dallas (18:36.516)

They just seem too normal. Too normal.

Alex (18:38.519)

So I'm guessing that she was...was she allowed to name the children? On behalf of her brother?

Cody (18:44.867)

I think she got to name one of them.

William (18:46.734)

I think she picked, I think there was a storyline where Chandler had done something really important for her and she got to pick Chandler. Yes.

Alex (18:55.607)

Hand raising because it's a audio medium. Is her brother as dumb as she is? Is dumber?

Cody (19:03.152)

DUMBER.

William (19:03.799)

Uhhh...

Dallas (19:04.672)

He was

Silly man.

Cody (19:10.658)

to

William (19:12.726)

Yes, he was played by Giovanni Robisi in the show. Yeah. Yeah

Alex (19:16.891)

Oh really? Wow, that is such a sharp decline from being in one of the greatest war epics of all time in Saving Private Ryan to then being like, well I can't get work. So was he like, you know what, I'm Frank Jr. and this is my son, so it's Frank Jr. Is that the logic? Oh my gosh.

Dallas (19:24.352)

Yeah. That's called range. That's range.

William (19:25.774)

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Cody (19:29.124)

Hahaha!

Cody (19:37.084)

Yes.

William (19:37.234)

Exactly. 100%. Yes. Yeah. Okay.

Dallas (19:40.172)

I have a question for the doctor. This is a doctor question. If you have a baby inside of you, does that make you a mech? Like, uh, okay.

William (19:49.126)

100% yes. Yes, 100% yes.

Cody (19:50.29)

Yes. A mech. Like Pacific Room. Like Pacific Rim.

Alex (19:51.275)

Does it make you a what?

Dallas (19:52.748)

Like a mech, like a Megazord, like-

Like, there's a baby in you.

William (19:58.498)

Did you say, did you say, hold up, did you say Pacific Room? Ha ha ha.

Alex (19:58.649)

Oh.

Dallas (20:02.936)

That was the Netflix version. That was the Transmorphers version. Mario was in Pacific Room.

Alex (20:04.255)

He has such a hard time with vowels. Such a hard time with vowels.

Cody (20:04.261)

Ha ha!

William (20:07.662)

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Alex (20:13.355)

Did you remember in Pacific Room, because it's set in Asia, they ate a lot of Raymond.

Dallas (20:18.852)

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William (20:21.691)

Oh, okay, I'm very excited, especially for Dallas and Alex on this one. Yes, you are, yes, you are. The only one, it's Cody and Alex are tied for two. Dallas, unfortunately, you just have one point. But you have the opportunity to make this up because you watch this show every year before you start your job as a community college professor. Okay.

Alex (20:27.135)

Hey, I'm two for two right now, I can't be...

Dallas (20:36.29)

Man.

Dallas (20:42.948)

Oh, ooh. Yes.

Alex (20:45.175)

Yes!

Cody (20:45.863)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

William (20:47.458)

In episode 100 of Community, Basic Crisis Room Decorum, the scandal that City College outlines in their negative ad actually happened in 2004 where a cat named Colby Nolan was granted an MBA from a school as part of an investigation to expose a diploma mill. Which school did this actually happen in?

Alex (21:10.339)

Shut up. No way.

Liberty University. No, no.

Dallas (21:17.292)

Oh, ha ha.

Cody (21:18.119)

Hmm.

William (21:19.018)

Uh, Trinity Southern University in Texas, Divinity Western University in Delaware, Northern Hope University in Nevada, or Southeast Christian in San Antonio. Was it Trinity, I'll just say Trinity, Divinity, Northern Hope, or Southeast? Where did this scandal actually occur?

Alex (21:33.955)

Hmm.

Cody (21:43.252)

No idea.

Alex (21:44.727)

The holy divine trinity of the southeast, of course.

William (21:48.594)

Okay, so the answers have been locked in. Alex, you said Divinity Western University in Delaware. I 100% made that up. Um.

Alex (21:57.887)

Well, I wouldn't have known any better. It's a community college. Duh.

Dallas (21:57.9)

Heh, heh, heh.

Cody (22:00.186)

Well, that's because Delaware's not real. It's not a real state.

William (22:03.594)

Exactly.

Dallas (22:03.788)

Yeah, that's the part that's not real, not the college part.

Alex (22:04.623)

That should have been my first. It's because I pressed the red button according to Cody, and Delaware no longer exists.

William (22:12.511)

Dallas, you said Northern Hope University in Nevada. I completely made that one up. Cody, you said Trinity Southern University in Texas, and you sir are correct. That is where that actual scandal occurred that the smear campaign from the 100th episode of Community was based off of.

Cody (22:12.538)

Delaware never existed.

Alex (22:17.923)

I'm out.

Dallas (22:18.41)

I should have known.

Alex (22:26.112)

Why?

Dallas (22:26.202)

What?

Cody (22:26.671)

completely guessed.

Dallas (22:35.62)

To be fair, I did not fill that one in my jellies. I did not, I just guessed.

Alex (22:35.668)

Well, does that-

Alex (22:40.327)

My jelly is...

William (22:40.64)

Trust your jellies Dallas, trust your jellies. No you can't trust those.

Cody (22:40.67)

I... Always trust your jellies, especially if they're blackberry.

Alex (22:46.215)

Unless they're birdie bots, and in which case never trust the jellies.

Dallas (22:49.294)

The only way to fill my jellies is for me to go two knuckles deep into my belly button. So here we go, ask the question.

William (22:53.61)

What the fuck?

Alex (22:54.101)

Eww.

Cody (22:54.535)

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Alex (22:56.949)

Eww.

William (22:58.346)

Oh, he's primed, I guess. No, that's just us. Question number four. What is the 100th chapter of the Harry Potter saga? Is it?

Alex (23:00.971)

I... do I edit that out? Or is that just us? Okay.

Dallas (23:02.553)

Oh! There we go.

William (23:19.054)

Number 12 Grimald Place. I will give you this, it all happens in the order, all of these are order of the phoenix. So the 100th chapter happens in the order of the phoenix. Is it number 12 Grimald Place, the noble and most ancient house of black, Percy and Padfoot, or out of the fire?

Alex (23:26.274)

Oh no!

Cody (23:26.279)

Rude.

William (23:43.414)

I'll read them again. Number 12, Grimald Place. These are to the chapter titles. The noble and most ancient house of black. Percy and Padfoot. Or Out of the Fire.

Alex (23:57.523)

Of course you made it about Harry Potter. You had to make it about Harry Potter. Hey, hey, oh. Sorry, was that... was that Harry Potter? I don't know how vowels work.

William (23:59.426)

Of course I did. Of course I did. I made a promise to our wizard f-

Cody (24:00.227)

Of course. I don't really bother.

William (24:10.102)

I made a promise to our Wizardfest audience that I would bring it up every episode and I will keep my promise. So you have all said number 12 Grimald Place, which was chapter four, you all said it, which was chapter four of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and that was chapter 98. The 100th chapter was the noble and most ancient house of black or chapter six from the Order of the Phoenix. So.

Cody (24:18.073)

Ha!

Alex (24:21.907)

We all said that?

Alex (24:30.464)

No!

Dallas (24:30.532)

I was so close, I knew it was close.

Cody (24:31.671)

Yes.

Dallas (24:36.12)

man.

William (24:38.631)

No points that round.

Alex (24:40.511)

May God have mercy on our souls.

Cody (24:40.616)

Ugh. I knew it was in the fifth book due to a Harry Potter podcast I was listening to, but... Ugh. I did.

William (24:47.874)

Did you? So you heard that fact before. Oh wow, okay. No.

Cody (24:51.344)

Yeah.

Dallas (24:51.396)

I felt my jellies too soon on that one. That gone it.

Cody (24:54.183)

Because there are actually 200 chapters of Harry Potter. Or no, sorry, 199 chapters in Harry Potter.

William (25:03.107)

Oh, they almost made it. Ugh.

Alex (25:04.447)

Well, that's what the Cursed Child is, it's just a play. No chapters, only acts. Exactly. Correct.

Cody (25:04.826)

Yes.

William (25:09.454)

That's chapter 200 of the Harry Potter saga. Okay, question number five, and this one's mean. I'll give it to you. This one's mean. Page 100 of Project Hail Mary, what is the first word on page 100? I will give you this. It is the start of chapter six. So.

Dallas (25:11.129)

Hahaha

Alex (25:27.999)

Oh.

Alex (25:33.703)

If, before you give us the options, knowing Andy Weir and Project Hail Mary, I'm gonna make my guess now. Is it, by chance, fuck? And.

William (25:46.296)

Duck quack number four.

Alex (25:48.275)

Yes! But hey, if you've read the book, you probably know what word I said if it was duckwack, so you know.

Dallas (25:54.436)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (25:56.006)

your options are, because this is multiple choice. Is it, well? Is it, okay? Is it the? Or is it in? I in, is it well, okay? They're not, okay, the rest of these, I had to put that one in.

Cody (26:12.291)

Ugh.

Cody (26:17.175)

I audiobooked this.

William (26:20.75)

I knew it! That's why I picked it, because I knew you didn't read it.

Alex (26:24.831)

Well, like that helps me. I don't have an, I don't have an eidetic memory. I can't just be like, hmm, page 100. No cheating, Dallas. Make sure his answer's in already. This is a trick question. It's, it's fuck. Ha ha ha.

William (26:26.488)

Um.

Dallas (26:27.044)

I just smashed my microphone, I'm so sorry.

Dallas (26:34.34)

I already gave him my answer.

William (26:35.446)

He did, he already gave me the answer. Cody, it's actually chapter. If you technically, it's the first word that appears on the top of that page is actually check. No, Cody, you said well, unfortunately that is incorrect. Dallas and Alex, you both said okay, unfortunately that is correct and I have to give you both points. It was. I believe the quote was okay, actually I have it here.

Dallas (26:40.331)

Heh.

Alex (26:56.441)

Yeah!

You tried, you tried to get me.

William (27:04.778)

you know, for my research, the actual sentence was, okay, if I'm going to die, it's going to have meaning.

Alex (27:14.195)

And then how many more words after that is the curse word? Just curious. Seven. Ha ha ha.

William (27:17.207)

Hmm.

William (27:27.522)

I do not see any on these two pages.

Alex (27:28.939)

Both Cody and Dallas, you have to be able to confirm that as a teacher, which our lovely protagonist of Project Hail Mary is, the ability to just curse freely because you're in outer space, would that or would that not just be the greatest day of your life? Because I feel like that's

William (27:44.878)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas (27:46.136)

That was COVID and it was great.

Cody (27:48.559)

Hahaha!

Alex (27:48.703)

I feel like Ryland Grace is the absolute perfect embodiment of a teacher. Like I'm fed up with students, I finally have peace to myself, and I'm going to say all of the bad words because I'm the only one on this spaceship. No little ears.

William (27:58.4)

Yeah. Oh.

Dallas (27:59.084)

Ha ha ha!

Cody (28:03.356)

There is still the remnants of the sound wave from the profanity lace tirade I had in the Earhorn Law Library at Liberty University after I was studying tax law. For.

William (28:13.294)

You're floating somewhere over Lake Michigan. Okay. It is. Okay, question number six. Christmas story.

Dallas (28:15.233)

Yeah.

Dallas (28:19.364)

That's an appropriate reference for the time.

Alex (28:19.511)

I don't understand that reference.

Cody (28:22.407)

Hahaha

Alex (28:23.711)

What is that reference to?

Dallas (28:25.88)

Christmas story.

Cody (28:26.343)

Christmas story.

William (28:29.586)

When he's fighting the furnace, he said his profanity-laced tirade is still hovering somewhere over Lake Michigan. Yeah. So, yeah, I'm not going to go into the details of the

Alex (28:36.387)

Ah, I am, I'm showing the fact that I've only seen that like twice. I know.

Dallas (28:43.64)

Have you escaped it? It's like it's on everything.

Cody (28:43.819)

I see it twice a year.

William (28:46.099)

I

Alex (28:46.555)

Exactly, my dad would see it on TNT and be like, nope.

William (28:50.486)

Click. Gone. Okay, chapter, chapter. Good grief. Question six. What sentence is uttered at minute 100 of Star Wars A New Hope?

Alex (29:07.124)

Minute 100 of A New Hope.

William (29:08.446)

Minute 100, so one hour and 40 minutes into Star Wars A New Hope. Just to give you, so I will tell you that the movie itself was just over two hours long. Is it... Uh, the Empire doesn't consider a small one-man fighter to be of any threat. Is it... Now be careful, R2! Or is it... IT'S A TRAP!

Cody (29:09.173)

one hour.

Alex (29:19.434)

Dear.

Cody (29:20.98)

Mm.

Alex (29:38.219)

Just those three?

William (29:39.327)

Yes, just those three.

William (29:52.445)

Oh interesting, you have all picked different answers.

Alex (29:56.703)

No. Really?

William (29:59.678)

It's a Trap, interestingly enough, is uttered at minute 100 of Empire Strikes Back by Princess Leia to Luke. I was desperate for Admiral Ackbar's It's a Trap to be at minute 100 in The Return of the Jedi, and it was spoken at minute 95. Ah! Ha ha ha. Now be careful, all two.

Cody (29:59.803)

Don't.

Alex (30:06.864)

Empire Strikes Back.

Cody (30:07.395)

Yes, that was Leia. Yeah.

Dallas (30:07.696)

Oh dang it! You got me! Oh-

Alex (30:22.535)

No!

Cody (30:22.855)

All fine.

Dallas (30:24.388)

And it was close.

William (30:28.918)

was spoken by C-3PO aboard the Millennium Falcon at minute 60 of Star Wars A New Hope. The Empire does not consider a small one man fighter to be of any threat, happened at minute 100 of Star Wars A New Hope. Congratulations, Cody, you are correct, sir.

Alex (30:34.937)

Oh man.

Alex (30:47.307)

Wow.

Cody (30:51.427)

I was trying to play the movie in my mind.

Dallas (30:52.)

If we all three spread out, not all of us can hit all the landmines at the same time.

Cody (30:56.551)

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William (30:56.846)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehe hehehe

Dallas (30:59.045)

one of us will get through.

Alex (30:59.147)

That's also one of the, I think that was at minute 97 in A New Hope, yeah.

Dallas (31:03.104)

Yeah.

William (31:03.686)

Yeah, right. Okay. Um, I'm actually going to move, uh, what I had for question seven down here to the end because I love this. Okay. Gentlemen, question number seven. How long was the 100 years war? Was it?

Cody (31:04.199)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex (31:14.323)

I can't wait till we get to question 100. This is gonna be so good.

Dallas (31:18.5)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William (31:33.902)

89 years, 97 years, 100 years, or 116 years.

William (31:47.598)

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William (31:55.174)

Okay, the answers have been locked in. Um, Alex and Dallas, you both said 100, which is incorrect. The 100 years war was 116 years long.

Dallas (32:04.162)

I knew it. I w-

Cody (32:09.707)

I had it somewhere in my brain that it was 112, so I knew it was longer than 100, so. Ha ha ha.

William (32:16.734)

Okay, yeah, so Cody, you did. You got that one correct. Okay, in Old Norse, this is question number eight. In Old Norse, the word hundred, from which our hundred derives, originally meant what number?

Alex (32:18.551)

Bravo.

Dallas (32:20.216)

There you go.

Cody (32:38.311)

Did you not play with Genevieve that day you made these questions?

William (32:42.227)

No, I've had these, listen, I've had most of these, she's on Thanksgiving break, she's had two parents here, it's fine, it's fine. Is it 120, 200, 1000, or 2000? The Norse word 100, from which we derived the word 100, what number did that actually mean?

Alex (32:43.883)

Daddy doesn't love me!

Dallas (32:50.34)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex (33:06.403)

I heard lots of typing there. Somebody thinks it's a thousand.

Dallas (33:11.268)

backed up a couple times.

William (33:12.743)

120, 200, 1000, or 2000? The answers have been locked in. Dallas and Alex, you both said 1000, which is incorrect. Cody, you said 200, which is incorrect. The actual number that the Norse word for 100 is for 120.

Alex (33:23.139)

Correct. Dang it!

Dallas (33:24.312)

Dang it.

Cody (33:29.389)

Okay.

Alex (33:36.427)

Well, why didn't they just call it 100 twantag?

Dallas (33:36.972)

You know, I was gonna say that, no back then. Ha ha ha.

William (33:39.114)

I dread to want to answer.

Cody (33:40.266)

Hahahaha

Alex (33:43.043)

Come on, old Norse people who are dead and clearly ha-

Dallas (33:44.804)

I played Mario 100 times.

William (33:47.47)

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Alex (33:48.483)

Oh, so you played it a hundred times? No, a hundred and twenty-one tag. Uhhhh... I'm Norse. Okay.

Dallas (33:50.34)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William (33:52.398)

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William (33:57.054)

Okay, question number nine. Which one of these episodes of our podcast did not cross 100 minutes long? Was it episode two, the sequel's sequel? Was it episode 50, the phase four retrospective? Was it episode 63, March movie madness part two?

Or was it episode 888 Chamber of Secrets commentary?

Alex (34:30.903)

This is tough because I've edited two of those four. No, I've edited three of those four.

Alex (34:41.666)

Oh no.

William (34:41.934)

Do you remember? Was it the sequel's sequel? Was it the phase four retrospective? Was it March movie madness part two? Or was it Chamber of Secrets commentary?

Alex (34:55.138)

I... I think... This is right.

Dallas (34:59.94)

I changed mine. Wasn't feeling my jellies on any of these. Let me consult the jellies one more time.

William (35:10.2)

I don't know why I expected, I don't know why in that moment when you leaned your head back I expected you to yodel. That's just...

Cody (35:12.622)

Ah.

Dallas (35:16.4)

Y'all ready?

Cody (35:18.08)

I got it wrong.

William (35:20.37)

Oh, are you cheating? Oh, okay, you've already submitted your answers. Okay. So Alex and Dallas both said, March Movie Madness, part two, that episode was 115 minutes long. Cody, you said episode two, the sequel, which was 117 minutes long. The only episode out of that list that did not cross 100 minutes was the phase four retrospective.

Cody (35:22.211)

I've already locked in my answers, yes. Ah.

Alex (35:32.583)

Oh man.

Dallas (35:33.368)

Man.

Cody (35:41.411)

our first episode.

Alex (35:48.835)

with Omar. Mm.

William (35:49.494)

93 minutes long. Yes featuring your friend of the bottom are fallen this The actual recording I think topped three hours But the released episode was 93 minutes long So no points on that one

Dallas (36:00.856)

Oh yeah.

Alex (36:07.162)

I'm just impressed that we were able to cut it down to a reasonable length.

William (36:11.411)

Yeah, yeah that one that was one where it was oh Man, we may have to part one part two part three this bad boy Okay

Alex (36:19.275)

That was probably the origin of Don't Get Me Started.

William (36:22.83)

Probably, if we're being honest. Okay, question 10. We're not going to 100 questions this evening. Which one of these shows made it to 100 episodes? Was it Dexter?

Cody (36:23.143)

Mmm, yes, probably. Probably.

Alex (36:30.147)

Oh.

Cody (36:43.547)

Mmm.

William (36:44.507)

Mad Men.

Cody (36:46.842)

Mmm.

William (36:47.638)

The 100.

William (36:51.242)

or Gilligan's Island. Which one of these shows actually made it to 100 episodes?

Alex (37:00.019)

Does that include Dexter Newblood?

William (37:04.487)

No, this was the original run of Dexter before they revived it.

Alex (37:05.269)

Ah.

Cody (37:06.828)

I don't know.

Alex (37:07.959)

Cause that hit like 9 seasons. Madman hit like 7 seasons?

Cody (37:15.099)

But were they network length or were they like 12 episodes?

Alex (37:19.307)

See, that's what I'm trying. All right.

William (37:20.178)

It's episodes. I pulled this from IMDB. Their episode count that was on IMDB.

Cody (37:22.063)

Yeah, so...

Cody (37:26.975)

Okay, Dexter Madman... Dexter... Uh, say the list again, Dexter's Madman, Gilligan's Island...

Alex (37:27.67)

I've submitted my answer, but the...

William (37:29.486)

Yes, Cody, you have not. Dallas' answer is in.

These are episodes that crossed, or shows that crossed 100 episodes. Was it Dexter, Mad Men, The 100, or Gilligan's Island?

Alex (37:51.7)

Oh no! I looked it up.

Dallas (37:55.34)

You turd.

William (37:55.854)

Cody has submitted his answer. Dallas, you should have trusted your jellies on this one because Dexter made it to 96 episodes, Madman made it to 92 episodes, Gilligan's Island made it to 98 episodes, and the 100, ladies and gentlemen, in a providential move as big as six seasons in a movie, made it to one.

Alex (38:04.279)

Ahhhh

Cody (38:04.48)

Oof.

Cody (38:08.295)

Wow.

William (38:23.566)

100 episodes.

Cody (38:25.639)

Because the 100 was on the CW. And so...

Alex (38:25.988)

No freaking way.

William (38:29.119)

Oh yeah, they were just chucking money at that.

Cody (38:31.615)

Well, no, it was on the CW, therefore they were using network length seasons, so that was an easier get than say Mad Men was.

Alex (38:39.075)

insanity.

William (38:39.178)

Yes. The 100 was, see, I mean, I thought it was a big enough clue on there that the 100 was actually in the name.

Alex (38:47.099)

Yeah, but everyone talks about how... Yeah, but everyone also talks about how bad the 100 actually was. And I thought, no.

Dallas (38:47.736)

So was a hundred year war.

William (38:50.13)

Hahahaha

Cody (38:50.205)

Yes, true.

William (38:54.558)

Yeah, but it made it to 100 episodes.

Cody (38:56.579)

It's on the CW, quality doesn't matter on the CW, it's just, it exists in its own, like, bubble.

Alex (39:02.883)

Aren't you the world's biggest proponent of Superman and Lois, which also airs on the CW?

Cody (39:10.011)

Oh, Superman and Lois got that HBO Max money. They got that, like, they made that with HBO Max money in mind. Ha ha ha.

Alex (39:18.239)

Well, I sit corrected.

William (39:20.242)

Well, even if I had missed a couple in keeping track of this, Cody, by my count, is leading by a significant margin. Yeah. Cody, congratulations on winning the Episode 100 trivia.

Alex (39:27.079)

I think three points? He's got a three point lead?

Woo!

Alex (39:35.851)

That deserves a flute solo.

I'm gonna just make him do that at every point. Switch and flick.

William (39:39.879)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (39:41.119)

I gotta switch.

Cody (39:44.227)

I'm honored, I'm honored. I would like to thank God. I'd like to thank my family, my lovely wife, Michelle. I would like to thank the Oscars, my friend Oscar. My friend Oscar, he's kind of a grouch. He's kind of a grouch. Oh, Will Smith, why are you coming up on stage? Like, help, help.

William (39:54.33)

They're playing you off buddy. Shepard's crook's coming out here soon.

Dallas (40:03.885)

Heh.

Alex (40:06.679)

Hoo.

Dallas (40:08.465)

YEEPERS!

William (40:09.538)

Oh man.

Alex (40:12.779)

Well, with a hundred episodes down, gents, here is to a hundred more.

Cody (40:12.925)

Alright!

Dallas (40:19.172)

Goodbye.

William (40:20.27)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody (40:20.335)

Let's...

Alex (40:20.683)

Hahaha!

William (40:26.066)

Well, okay, can somebody get Dallas left his phone? His oh and his pants his pants are right here, right?

Cody (40:28.567)

We- Eheh

Dallas (40:31.744)

hahahaha

Alex (40:31.955)

He said you had the tab. I know, I think it's because he heard the police sirens and they knew they were coming to kick him out of the bar forever.

Cody (40:34.947)

Hahaha

William (40:37.486)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas (40:41.444)

I can run faster without pants on.

Alex (40:43.703)

Dallas, put your pants back on. I don't want.

Dallas (40:46.304)

It's hot.

Cody (40:46.371)

I mean, I just love being in this bar where everybody knows their name. Uh, just... No, anybody? No? Oh yeah, you got it? Cheers to 100 episodes!

Alex (40:55.959)

No, I got it.

Dallas (40:56.06)

Oh yeah. Cheers.

William (40:56.871)

I get the reference.

Dallas (40:59.8)

I haven't watched Cheers in a long time.

Alex (41:01.571)

I'm just disappointed that Sam isn't flirting with me.

William (41:02.578)

Okay. What do you wanna do after this? Favorite moment and then we insert the clip and it's one favorite moment so it's easy to find.

Alex (41:14.495)

You say that, but it's not easy to find. But if you all can help me find them, then yes, I will do it. Okay. Well, with 100 episodes down and 100 more to go at the very least, I mean, we'll knock that out by Wednesday.

William (41:20.513)

Yes.

Dallas (41:20.609)

can find mine.

William (41:30.412)

Oh yeah.

Cody (41:34.049)

No.

William (41:35.573)

I'm tired already.

Dallas (41:35.71)

Eh, hehehehe.

Alex (41:38.195)

I would love to hear what has everyone's favorite moment been?

William (41:44.486)

I will start because I knew the moment that this question was posed. I knew exactly. I, it was hands down my favorite moment. And it's the reason why, if you look at our podcast chat, it's a picture of Chevy chase holding a grapefruit. And if you look at our podcast planning chat, it's just a picture of a grapefruit. And if you look at the logo of our podcast, it is a grapefruit.

Dallas (42:00.964)

Hahaha

William (42:10.33)

It has birthed a sentient best friend in the grapefruit named Gus. It is the time you told us the story of watching the James Bond movie. And the lady had a grapefruit in her purse.

Cody (42:10.385)

When I've...

Alex (42:18.812)

Listen.

Alex (42:26.871)

How could I not be passionate about that, okay?

Dallas (42:29.773)

Ha ha

William (42:30.183)

I- it- s-

Cody (42:32.809)

So what you're saying... Don't get him started, William. Don't get him started.

Alex (42:32.959)

You don't have to judge me.

Dallas (42:38.775)

hahahaha

William (42:39.32)

Okay, so we're gonna run it here and then we'll play it and then we need to have

Cody (42:44.504)

Do do

Alex (42:46.771)

I, and listening back to that, all I have to say is, I wholeheartedly stand by every word I said. A grapefruit is the stupidest thing that you could bring to a movie theater. It's not easy to peel, you need one of those fancy serrated spoons, you have to put sugar on it, so are you bringing sugar packets? Are you just bringing your sugar bowl? How are we doing? The logistics of the grapefruit, no go.

William (42:59.944)

I'm like...

William (43:05.884)

Hahaha

William (43:16.618)

The grapefruit in the purse has kind of elevated to almost like an analogy for life. It's like one of those unexpected twists that leave you puzzled at first, but ultimately make the situation, your mood, and the... It just makes it all better.

Alex (43:34.239)

Yeah.

Alex (43:37.599)

Well, it's just so puzzling. You're like, so many decisions were made here. None of them were good, but so many were made. And I just want to understand, how did we get to this point?

Dallas (43:45.304)

Hehehe

William (43:45.326)

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Cody (43:45.895)

I mean, I can almost understand if she had grapefruit pieces and baggies. Like how she likes fruit for a snack. But it was a whole grapefruit in her purse, uncut. Did she have a knife? Was she just going to just bite into it?

Alex (43:51.615)

No!

Dallas (43:53.06)

Hehehehe

William (44:01.966)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Exactly, one of those serrated spoons, like how is she- How is she gonna eat that thing?

Alex (44:11.817)

Listen.

Dallas (44:12.216)

I feel like she, if you asked her today about that, she'd be like, I don't even know what you're talking about, but we have memorialized that. And it is forever going to be known and we're going to talk about it for the rest of our lives. And it's something that she, in her crazy chaotic life, it's not even on the radar, but we will remember it for her.

Alex (44:32.375)

That's the kind of, that's the person who walks into Costco and decides that they're gonna buy a $7,000 couch while they get their tin of 43 muffins and they're gonna get the jumbo-sized jar of pickles and think nothing is weird about that. She's just, she's just going through life with whatever comes her way. And part of me, part of me, maybe the reason I'm so up in arms about it.

Cody (44:32.385)

Ish.

William (44:50.566)

No.

Dallas (44:51.268)

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Cody (44:53.077)

I beat.

William (44:56.814)

Heh.

Alex (45:00.911)

is because I wish I could live life so cavalier. Maybe. But then the other 99.99999% of me goes, you are an insane person and you need to be institutionalized.

William (45:03.266)

Hahaha.

Dallas (45:03.972)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (45:04.059)

Look, I-

William (45:12.27)

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Cody (45:15.875)

Look, I am not a Sam's Club member. I do not pay for a membership card to Sam's Club. But I have snuck in to-

Alex (45:22.847)

No, you borrow your mother-in-laws just like everyone else.

William (45:25.826)

Hahaha!

Cody (45:26.379)

But I have snuck into plenty of Sam's Club and when the person at the front tell me Corners me I'm like I'm meeting someone in here and I walk on by and I buy that soft pretzel Because the Sam's Club soft pretzels are the best soft pretzels And I don't even care I won't pay for a membership, but I will pay that one dollar and 89 cents for that soft pretzels

Dallas (45:27.206)

Hehehehehehehehe

William (45:39.246)

Hahaha

Dallas (45:40.58)

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Alex (45:49.439)

I need to find some patriotic music right there, like he's giving a speech from Patton, and there's a giant American flag behind him. It's my god given right. I will walk in there, hell or high water, and buy that pretzel.

William (45:51.854)

Hahaha

William (45:55.435)

Oh.

Dallas (45:56.5)

Yeah

William (45:59.497)

Now.

Dallas (46:00.149)

Hahaha

Cody (46:01.729)

Now, now the Bourbon Drive-In Theatre in Paris, Kentucky uses the Sam's Club soft pretzels in their concession stands, and I cried for 20 minutes when I realized that because they are the best.

William (46:13.246)

You cried for 20 minutes at an alarming number of things. I just wanted to point that out. Just 20 minutes in the, just 20 minutes in the dude. And I cried for 20 minutes. But yeah, that's.

Dallas (46:16.74)

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Cody (46:17.152)

But only 20 minutes. Only 20 minutes.

Alex (46:18.855)

A butterfly landed on my windshield and I cried for 20 minutes. Bambi's mother died and I cried for 20 minutes. Mufasa is dead again and I cried for another 20 minutes even though I knew I was coming.

Cody (46:23.269)

Hahaha!

Dallas (46:24.454)

I like to see like you're like setting a timer on your watch

Cody (46:26.951)

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William (46:32.438)

Hahahaha

Cody (46:33.599)

Oh no, actually Mufasa's death felt nothing. I felt nothing. I just... I actually enjoyed it. Scar was right.

Dallas (46:37.039)

Ha ha ha. Ha ha.

Alex (46:39.775)

I'm sorry, I-

William (46:39.883)

But that, yes, but us meeting Gus for the first time, though we didn't know it yet, but picking my favorite episodes of the podcast is like picking my favorite children. I mean, we all know you had one, but you need to throw in some honorable mentions. I love the tiny little tubby kisses.

Alex (46:45.131)

Whoa.

Dallas (46:45.879)

I hate cats! Including big ones.

William (47:06.522)

I still listen back to that. No, no. Okay, I won't say anymore until we're all done.

Dallas (47:06.882)

Heh.

Cody (47:07.004)

Oh

Alex (47:07.28)

Dude, you can't keep stealing all the best parts.

Dallas (47:10.02)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody (47:15.247)

I'm just going to have to say, you know, maybe it's recency bias, but the AnimagusAnimorphsRegistry.com was nothing short of sheer brilliance.

William (47:24.29)

like.

Dallas (47:25.231)

hahahaha

Dallas (47:34.544)

hahahaha

Alex (47:35.615)

This is why we keep him around.

William (47:38.382)

Oh man. And you're not gonna have to go diggin' far, it was the last episode. Like it, I just.

Dallas (47:38.648)

Ha ha!

Cody (47:40.429)

Like, the-

Cody (47:45.799)

The fact... The fact that that resided within you. I'm just like, you never know what to expect. ..

Dallas (47:51.324)

I don't know where it came from, to be honest. Not a clue.

William (47:54.785)

He dug into his jellies and pulled that one out to grace the world.

Cody (47:57.504)

Hahaha!

Dallas (47:57.884)

I did.

Cody (48:00.451)

I'm gonna go.

Alex (48:01.664)

Delightful.

Dallas (48:04.396)

It was a tight walk.

William (48:05.731)

Is that your favorite?

Alex (48:07.251)

Your favorite moment from the podcast of all time?

Cody (48:10.875)

Well, my favorite moments are going to be a little pat myself on the back. On these one. I can't really pick a moment, but the birthday episode where we had everyone together.

William (48:16.895)

Okay.

Alex (48:17.5)

Oh, okay, all right.

William (48:28.366)

Okay, now that's not patting yourself on the back. That was an emotional happy time. You had all of your Horcruxes in one room. And no, I don't think that's, that one's up there on mine too.

Cody (48:35.906)

It was.

Dallas (48:36.824)

Yeah.

Cody (48:39.919)

Hahaha

Dallas (48:40.4)

Hahaha

Cody (48:47.199)

The wedding episode, just the entire thing, was awesome. That whole documentary. It's the only episode Michelle will listen to. Oh. Ha ha ha.

Dallas (48:57.56)

Hahahaha! Ouch! Jeez!

William (48:57.633)

Oh

Alex (48:58.399)

I don't think that's a compliment. That's actually it.

William (49:00.782)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Yeah.

Cody (49:05.674)

But I will have to- this one is the true Pat myself on the back. Eddie Izzard is an evil space wizard. The look of dejection on Alex's face when he realized how I pulled the rug under him by using the Voldemort in the Lego Batman movie was nothing short of magic.

William (49:12.046)

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Dallas (49:13.22)

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William (49:28.544)

Mm.

Dallas (49:28.9)

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Cody (49:33.999)

I worked really hard to get who wants to be a Galleon air right and I was just like I spent like three months scouring chamber of secrets in order to get that one working and the fact that I pulled that I pulled a fast one on Alex and Dallas with Eddie

Alex (49:38.667)

That was, that was a good one.

William (49:38.766)

Yeah.

Dallas (49:39.818)

hahahaha

William (49:54.67)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas (49:54.852)

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Alex (49:55.767)

Don't remind me. I'm still bitter about it.

Alex (50:03.063)

Tell us what about you.

Dallas (50:05.468)

Okay, so it's down to two. It's either you choose your own adventure when we fought the crystalline miniature house folks. That whole run in the house or it's, or any moment in the last half of our bracket, whenever the wheels fell off and we were just shooting at each other. It wasn't about what the movie was best. It was just about making sure no one else won.

William (50:15.234)

Hahaha

Alex (50:15.988)

Yes.

William (50:25.735)

hahahaha

William (50:30.392)

Oh

Cody (50:36.647)

I was shocked that you guys voted for Independence Day over the Dark Knight. I was shocked.

William (50:43.214)

Ha ha ha!

Alex (50:43.671)

That was brutal. That was brutal.

Dallas (50:43.672)

That's when I knew I was like, there's no way that any of mine are making it past first run. And then after that I was like, okay, at any cost, the best movie cannot win. It has to be one of these. Yeah. The fact that it made it as far as it did.

Alex (50:48.887)

Now.

Cody (50:49.635)

I was willing!

Cody (50:57.62)

James and the giant peach. Hahahaha!

Alex (51:02.699)

This is why we can't have nice things.

Cody (51:05.287)

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William (51:07.143)

So in my head, we are collecting an infinity gauntlet full of forms of just fruit. We have the grapefruit and we have Gus's big boned friend, the peach.

Dallas (51:17.22)

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Cody (51:18.834)

Hahaha

Cody (51:23.399)

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Dallas (51:25.887)

Hahaha

William (51:28.346)

And it's just...

Alex (51:29.183)

And they're all turned into Dallas's jellies.

Cody (51:31.627)

Cough.

William (51:32.014)

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Alex (51:34.608)

and jams and jams.

Dallas (51:35.091)

Is that gonna be in the patreon like package we send out is back Yeah, let's just jelly's and it's like grapefruit jellies and there's a peach jellies, but it's just a picture of me with no shirt on Yeah

Cody (51:37.679)

I-

Cody (51:45.238)

Unfortun-

Alex (51:45.611)

Paddington style marmalade, yeah, everything.

Cody (51:47.947)

Unfortunately, Dallas can't snap his fingers because his hands are too sticky. From all- Hahahaha!

Dallas (51:52.628)

Yeah. It's fermenting for two weeks in my belly button. And then we jar it up and send it your way.

Alex (51:54.371)

from all the belly button jelly.

Alex (52:04.663)

Some people use a sourdough starter that's hundreds of years old. We prefer going straight to the source, natural yeast from Dallas' belly button.

William (52:08.618)

Oh gosh!

Dallas (52:12.385)

Yeah.

William (52:13.816)

Ehhhhhhh

Dallas (52:15.164)

Yeah, for $50 we'll give you some of my special starter.

Alex (52:20.639)

New favorite moment right here.

Dallas (52:20.9)

For those of you who can't hear that, that's me patting my belly.

Cody (52:21.06)

In this.

William (52:22.613)

I'm gonna go to bed.

Alex (52:26.155)

New favorite moment.

Dallas (52:29.844)

Hold on, here we go. We got it.

William (52:31.062)

I'm sorry.

Alex (52:40.735)

I'll let the listener imagine what Dallas is smacking there. It's not what you think. That's what the cool kids are calling it.

William (52:43.136)

I'm dead.

Dallas (52:47.936)

It's the jelly maker.

William (52:49.601)

I'm sorry.

Dallas (52:53.496)

That's right. Yeah, it's my bad.

Cody (52:54.567)

I'm sorry.

Alex (52:55.187)

Wait, no, the belly, it's his belly, not anything else, sorry. We should clarify now that I hear what I said.

William (52:59.591)

Oh

Cody (53:00.205)

Okay.

Dallas (53:03.624)

Yeah.

William (53:06.651)

No.

Dallas (53:09.693)

Alright Alex, what's yours? Did you say yours?

Alex (53:12.555)

No, I hadn't yet. See, I have loved doing more of the audio drama stuff. So the Choose Your Own Adventures have been a highlight for me. But I was so, so flipping proud of the announcement episode that we made for William's Harry Potter Patreon Show. And that audio drama, and I'm proud of...

Dallas (53:20.056)

Yeah.

Cody (53:35.699)

Oh, right. Yeah. That was good. That was good.

Dallas (53:36.835)

Oh yeah!

William (53:36.854)

Yeah

Alex (53:41.463)

Dallas and Cody William you're a thespian like me. We are very dramatic, but Dallas and Cody Let's be real you guys are spur of the moment you're not scripted guys and so the idea that we were able to make it as Realistic as possible. I was so pleased with how it turned out From us having fake arguments walking into a fictional bar to then

William (53:45.486)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody (53:52.923)

No.

William (53:58.627)

Ugh.

William (54:05.934)

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Alex (54:10.315)

Talking William off a proverbial ledge about Harry Potter as the police helicopters Circle overhead. I'm sure there were police snipers on a rooftop somewhere nearby that we just didn't We didn't actually bake them into the audio, but they're there

Dallas (54:12.941)

Yeah

William (54:22.598)

No doubt.

William (54:28.158)

And the whole process of bringing that together, when I hired the lady on Fiverr to do the news read, and she messaged me back and she asked for me to send her the episode because she said, that is by far my favorite news read I've ever done, ever. I have to hear this in context. She did and I sent it to her.

Cody (54:41.578)

Ha ha!

Dallas (54:41.581)

Uh.

Alex (54:50.707)

No. Really, she asked?

Cody (54:52.277)

Okay.

Alex (54:57.047)

Did you ever get feedback? She's like, nevermind, I take it back now.

Cody (54:57.239)

What did she say?

William (54:57.25)

Oh, I had to. It was just, it was just bravo. Bravo.

Cody (55:03.852)

Hahahaha

Alex (55:06.583)

That does make me feel even better.

Dallas (55:06.86)

I forgot about that until you brought it up because it exists in a different reality in my brain that happened like it was a yeah that it's I Love it

William (55:13.634)

Like the audio drama? Oh yeah.

Alex (55:13.791)

That was just a regular Wednesday night for us.

Cody (55:17.508)

Ha ha ha!

William (55:19.766)

That one was the best. And then.

Cody (55:20.603)

I didn't realize- I thought you would just like use their friend. So what is this Fiverr? What is that?

William (55:26.37)

Fiverr, you can, it's like slipping somebody a five for a handyman job. You can hire people to do graphics for you, to make logos for you, to do voiceover work for you. There's all kinds of different things, and there's differing prices, and there's also differing levels of quality, but I just went for voiceover work, and okay, I have to, what?

Cody (55:39.69)

Okay.

Cody (55:46.051)

Okay.

Cody (55:53.927)

Is that how you got Morgan Freeman?

William (55:55.95)

Hahahaha

Dallas (55:57.252)

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William (55:59.918)

Okay, all right My first favorite child just knocked over the china cabinet. I've got a new one. It's oh that one was also It was also by I said I said picking your favorite moments like picking your favorite child I'm like, oh well my first one just knocked over the china cabinet. So I got a new favorite one Yeah, that one was especially since I've like forced you all to like react to it live And I got to watch your reactions to it that one

Cody (56:10.215)

Ha ha!

Alex (56:10.314)

What?

Dallas (56:11.569)

the

Dallas (56:16.152)

Uhhh...

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Dallas (56:27.561)

Oh yeah!

Alex (56:29.215)

I love, and here's, it's not an actual favorite moment per se, it is a favorite thing that has happened over the past hundred episodes. We have talked, and it's funny because even when we did the retrospective on a full year and we joked like, this is a very arbitrary number to hit, like a hundred, that's a real number. But when we did a year of releases we kind of like...

William (56:49.016)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (56:49.706)

Yeah.

Alex (56:52.459)

sat around and we talked about the things that we were proud of. I really love getting to see each of us take on these little projects that we're really proud of, or little things that it's like, I can't wait to share this one with you guys, because that is the thing. Putting it together is just so flipping fun.

Cody (57:07.227)

Mm-hmm.

William (57:11.785)

Yes

Alex (57:14.155)

Duck quack.

William (57:15.246)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas (57:15.684)

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Cody (57:17.168)

Woohoo!

William (57:19.214)

All right, guys, well, thank you for Dallas and Alex. Cody, you've been there from the beginning, but very quickly after we started. Dallas, Alex, thank you for jumping on early and sticking around for this wild ride, especially getting to episode 100. It's...

Cody (57:19.874)

Uh.

Alex (57:28.547)

I wanted to be there from the beginning and Cody didn't let me.

Cody (57:33.028)

will appear.

Dallas (57:36.74)

Yeah.

Cody (57:42.535)

I mean, what is it like 80% of podcasts pod fade after like the first 20? I mean, we've bucked the trend. We've bucked the odds.

Alex (57:49.611)

Really? Or we're just too stupid to know that people aren't listening and we're just doing it anyway.

Cody (57:56.231)

I just...

Dallas (57:56.281)

Ha ha ha! We've posted none of these!

William (57:57.82)

And that's what I firmly landed on the mentality that if, and I was actually talking to this with Megan Peeters from Swish and Flick, if nobody listened, nobody, would I still want to do this? And that answer was equivocally 100% yes.

Alex (57:58.443)

We're too stubborn.

Cody (58:00.443)

Ha ha ha!

Dallas (58:22.532)

Ah!

Alex (58:23.392)

Boo, I loved it.

William (58:24.987)

And so I can't wait for 100 more.

Alex (58:29.363)

And at 200 we're ending the show. Never to be heard from again, deleting all of our social media.

Dallas (58:31.988)

Yep. Are we gonna do a 100th episode? At 120?

William (58:32.447)

Done.

Cody (58:39.969)

Yes, yes, we are doing a 100 episode.

Alex (58:43.475)

and it's all gonna be in ye olde Norse. We're gonna read Beowulf and it's...

Dallas (58:43.924)

Yes. Yeah. We're going to celebrate the hundred year war episodes. Like just, yeah.

Cody (58:47.271)

Ha ha!

William (58:51.229)

at 116.

Alex (58:55.495)

We're gonna pull a Dexter and only do 96 episodes.

Dallas (58:58.884)

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William (58:59.63)

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Cody (59:01.367)

Well, if we had thought about it, if thought about it on episode 42, we should have done the meaning of life. Cause... If, if we had thought about it then...

Alex (59:08.743)

Oh, you know what, here's the fun thing though. We can record that episode, delete whatever episode 42 is, and then just re-upload episode 42. Yeah, you thought you heard episode 42.

Dallas (59:18.196)

Yeah, Gaslight everybody. Yeah.

William (59:20.979)

No and no one who's to say

Cody (59:24.016)

Yeah

Alex (59:25.151)

It's already been done. What are you talking about? There wasn't an episode 42 before this point. It went 41, 43.

Dallas (59:27.33)

hahahaha

hahahaha

William (59:33.15)

Okay, now you've got me curious. Is it one that I'm gonna be like, yeah? Oh no, okay, no, we can't book that one. It was where we took table topics from our Instagram followers.

Alex (59:40.788)

What is it?

Alex (59:44.815)

Oh, well that's the meaning of life is our friends and family and the connections we make. Maybe the real meaning of life was the friends we made along the way! Yes!

Dallas (59:46.064)

Oh yeah.

William (59:48.686)

Oh, it's the fringes. It's the fringe you've made. It's the fringe you made along the way. Ha ha ha.

Cody (59:52.263)

You're fricking me. On the way.

Dallas (59:54.284)

BINGO!

William (59:59.389)

Oh, I love when things are retroactively meta. Yay.

Dallas (01:00:02.98)

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Cody (01:00:05.719)

Pun retroactively intended.

Alex (01:00:06.992)

Oh, so that means...

William (01:00:09.623)

Yeah!

Cody (01:00:10.471)

Thanks for watching!

Alex (01:00:11.227)

Now, going forward.

Dallas (01:00:11.756)

Williams, say something about cancer.

William (01:00:14.823)

And then everybody will have something on their bingo card

Alex (01:00:17.559)

That's what I was about to say. Going forward into episode 101 through 200, we need to finalize the cast bingo.

William (01:00:29.216)

Okay.

Dallas (01:00:29.869)

Yes.

Alex (01:00:30.711)

I have been working on bingo cards for the four of us, and I'm going to put them in the pub if anyone... so they can play bingo with us. If you get a bingo from one of us, let us know, send us your bingo card for the episode, and we will send you something special.

William (01:00:38.33)

so that people can play bingo.

Dallas (01:00:40.773)

hahahaha

William (01:00:56.009)

I am going to go ahead and commit the first person that gets a bingo will get a an for

Alex (01:01:00.791)

for all four people will get a signed copy from each of us of our favorite book. All four of us will send you a copy and it will just be four copies of Project Hail Mary that show up. Now, the first person to get a bingo from all four hosts over the next hundred episodes will get a signed copy of each of our favorite books sent to you by us.

William (01:01:08.839)

Ooh, okay!

William (01:01:15.069)

Hahahaha

Dallas (01:01:15.105)

Yeah.

Cody (01:01:15.207)

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Dallas (01:01:27.972)

Like, we sign it or we're gonna have to try to finagle.

Alex (01:01:29.919)

Yeah, we sign it. Fine, we put a handwritten note on the interior of the book.

William (01:01:30.782)

Mm-hmm.

Dallas (01:01:34.005)

There we go.

William (01:01:36.127)

So those book purists are like, you did what to my book? What? Ha ha.

Alex (01:01:39.467)

You disgraced this? What happens in a hundred years when this book is worth money? Well, it's not gonna be worth money. It's not.

Cody (01:01:45.807)

What if we annotated it?

Dallas (01:01:46.832)

I'm gonna get the thickest black sharpie and write in the last page of the book on the whole last page They don't know what happens

Alex (01:01:53.936)

Censored edition by Dallas. With duck stickers over every single F word in Project Hail Mary. You know what? I'm going to do that. I'm going to buy a copy of Project Hail Mary and buy duck, tiny duck stickers.

William (01:01:55.374)

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Cody (01:02:00.039)

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Dallas (01:02:04.256)

I know, I'm going on Amazon right now.

Dallas (01:02:10.436)

Tiny duck stickers. Hey Ollie, here we go! Ten dollars, not bad. Two hundred stickers. Ha ha ha.

Cody (01:02:16.026)

What tiny duck stickers why is your Google censored? Why is your Google censored?

Alex (01:02:16.652)

How many are there?

William (01:02:16.776)

Ha ha ha!

Alex (01:02:20.583)

I don't think there's enough.

William (01:02:24.85)

Oh, no, I am going to make tiny duck stickers on the cricket and there will be 100 tiny duck stickers on the page and One grapefruit but That's yes. Okay, so a annotated edition signed editions our each of our favorite books if you get bingo, but I With that gents. Congratulations on 100 episodes this

Alex (01:02:35.583)

and one grapefruit.

Alex (01:02:52.691)

We did it.

William (01:02:53.626)

has been a wild ride that I do not want to get off anytime soon. So with that...

Cody (01:02:55.047)

We did it!

Alex (01:02:58.771)

in the great words of Sally Field that one time that she accepted a word you like me you really like me maybe you we're really not sure if you like me or not it's a very one-sided medium where we just talk into the mic and then you all tell us sometimes but

William (01:03:05.146)

Hahaha

Dallas (01:03:05.156)

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Dallas (01:03:11.172)

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Cody (01:03:16.359)

We're actually in small white rooms with the jackets that let us hug ourselves. We're not actually recording at all. We're not.

William (01:03:27.545)

Twitch. Well with that, I will pick up the tab. If you guys wanna connect with us, the pub that we had mentioned, we will drop our bingo cards there. It's on Facebook. It's the pub open priding. The Doctor and Lawyer podcast.

Alex (01:03:39.027)

It's basically the only reason people still go on any meta platform. It's to hang out with us.

William (01:03:43.246)

Exactly, yes. You can find us there. We're also on Instagram at Dr. and Laurie podcast. And if you like the show and you wanna help us get over the hurdle of 200 episodes, check us out on Patreon. I am mailing the goodie boxes for Abed and Troy's Cup of Joe and hire out this week. So for those of you in our Patreon who are at those levels,

Dallas (01:03:43.584)

It's just to see us. Yeah.

Cody (01:03:44.964)

Yes.

Alex (01:03:54.72)

Yeah.

William (01:04:12.814)

Your Christmas boxes will be coming in the mail soon. But we have an exclusive podcast that is live right now. Potter Plus, my Harry Potter, all Harry Potter podcast. I'm probably gonna chat some Hogwarts legacy on there soon because it finally came out on the Switch. But my next episode I'm finalizing now is me finishing the Fantastic Beasts series. I'm tying up all of those loose ends because David Yates has said.

Cody (01:04:28.705)

Mm-hmm.

Alex (01:04:39.431)

And meanwhile, the rest of you who are not obsessives can find us here for the regularly

William (01:04:45.006)

Exactly, yes, so that's all inside the Patreon. If you like the show and want to help to support us that way. But with that, I'm gonna head out of here. With that, I'm gonna head out of here. But with that.

Dallas (01:04:46.776)

Heh, hah, hah.

Cody (01:04:53.183)

Give us, give us... Oh. I was gonna say.

Alex (01:04:59.379)

Hey, I'm not gonna blabla, I'm gonna interrupt. Blabla.

William (01:05:02.646)

But with that, I'm gonna head out of here. I'm William.

Cody (01:05:06.852)

I'm Cody.

Dallas (01:05:07.17)

Dallas.

Alex (01:05:09.063)

Everyone talk over everyone all the time, I'm Alex. Blah, blah, blah.

Dallas (01:05:10.852)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex (01:05:15.919)

100 episodes is the best thing that we've ever done. Blah blah blah.

Dallas (01:05:19.852)

Ha ha ha.

William (01:05:21.142)

I'll catch you guys next week. Bye!

Alex (01:05:22.439)

No, no, you can't talk. You're not allowed to talk. Cody has important things to say right now. What other But I remember

Cody (01:05:23.899)

Bye!

Cody (01:05:27.791)

Like you're one to talk. Like you're one to talk about it. Talking over other people. Ha ha ha.

William (01:05:36.237)

And scene.

Alex (01:05:36.515)

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Ep. 65 - Movie Bracket Madness Finale

William:

Well, Alex, do you want me to make you feel better? I am a man who

Alex:

Mm.

William:

stands corrected. I was listening

Alex:

Oh?

William:

through part two of Around of 32, and I

Alex:

Oh?

William:

made some assertion that a certain three-minute score on YouTube trumped all of Star Trek 2009.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

As far as quality, I went

Alex:

Yes!

William:

back I was like, I got goosebumps.

Alex:

Thank you.

Cody:

Ha ha!

William:

I was, I wanted to like, like

Alex:

Uh-huh.

William:

put an American flag on my shoulder and like run out

Dallas:

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William:

into the yard and was brought to tears once. So

Cody:

Oh.

William:

I stand corrected, sir. I will own up

Alex:

Wow.

William:

to it

Alex:

I...

William:

and I will admit it.

Alex:

I don't know how to, I don't even feel like

William:

Okay.

Alex:

gloating right now because I introduced you to one of the best movie soundtracks of all time. Like it,

William:

No,

Alex:

you're welcome.

William:

I love that movie, but for whatever reason, the gravity of that

Dallas:

Oh.

Cody:

Hey-oh.

Alex:

Call back!

William:

score does not lay on me like it does most specifically Cody, who has scores on repeat.

Alex:

I thought you actually coughed for a second

William:

Oh,

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

it was convincing, wasn't it?

Cody:

I have Star Trek Beyond on vinyl.

William:

Yeah, and of course you do. Of course you do. Um, but I don't think

William:

But we have moved out of our round of 32, and we are moving into the sweet 16 for our movie brackets. So if you have made it this far in the episode, a doctor, a lawyer, a pilot, and a professor have all walked into a bar, as baby. Yeah, I'm not even gonna try to bro here. I just

Dallas:

Ha ha ha

William:

it's not me. It's not gonna work. Our March Madness is movies. And

Cody:

Mm-hmm.

William:

we worked our ways. I don't want anyone to say we slogged our way through 32 because I got to the end of it. And I was like, that was amazing. Holy cow, we've been recording for two hours!

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha

William:

It was a four hour stint to get through our 32 picks for the top all time in our opinion. We had some upsets. Uh, some...

Alex:

and some Upset hosts,

Cody:

…some hurt feelings.

William:

There's there were there are I've got some tomato stains on my shirt, but I don't regret anything because…

Dallas:

Blood stains. It's been a time.

William:

Should we do we need to sidebar this… is there…?

Dallas:

Listen, that was an intense game of rock, paper, scissors.

Cody:

Don't worry. Don't worry. He inverted the blood stains back into his body. It's

William:

Yeah.

Dallas:

There we go.

William:

But we are moving into our suite 16 and I we're gonna hit the ground running or jump right out of the gate. Alex, do you want to introduce the first round here?

Alex:

Yes, so bringing going back to that feel good bracket, we've got James and the giant peach

Dallas:

yeah we do.

Cody:

The apex of all cinema.

Alex:

…going up against The Order of the Phoenix.

William:

The amount of comments and messages from listeners. James and the giant peach, are you serious?

Alex:

They're not wrong.

Dallas:

When you hit gold, you hit gold

Alex:

They are absolutely justified to be upset with that. They're absolutely

William:

Oh,

Alex:

right to be justified with that.

William:

trying to play for the prize pack and right out of the gate, that one's wrong on every

Dallas:

Ha ha ha

William:

single

Dallas:

ha ha ha

William:

bracket.

Dallas:

ha ha

William:

So, I'll admit it. This one.

Alex:

You all take such immense joy

Alex:

in screwing up other people's lives…

William:

I do! I do!

William:

We come from the same gene pool of agents of chaos.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha

William:

Okay, so James and the Giant Peach vs. Order of the Phoenix. Should we, are we gonna vote like American Idol and just count to three? One, two, three.

Cody:

James and the Giant Peach.

Dallas:

James

the

Giant

Peach

Alex:

Order of the Phoenix and what world is it James on the giant peach?

Dallas:

MY world!

Alex:

You guys are…

Dallas:

That was my pick. Why wouldn't I keep going with it?

Alex:

Order of the Phoenix. Order of the Phoenix is better

William:

Obviously, I'm going Order.

Cody:

It's order the Phoenix.

Dallas:

Whatever.

Dallas:

That's the greatest movie of all time.

Cody:

It has my favorite wizard duel. It...

William:

Oh yeah.

Cody:

It has the best villain in Dolores Umbridge.

Alex:

Don't get me wrong, I love the scene where the Weasley boys throw fireworks into the room

William:

Ugh, yes.

Alex:

and ride off into the sunset. Great scene. Yeah, even though I was saying like I liked Sorcerer’s Stone better, there's no earthly way that you could get me

Cody:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Alex:

to watch James and the Giant Peach ever again.

Dallas:

Sorry that your opinion sucks.

William:

I thought you were gonna throw your rotten tomato there. I

Dallas:

I almost did, but I know for a fact that it's gonna lose out of sheer... Being alive for as long as I have been. There's no way it's gonna win.

Alex:

Wow.

Cody:

In the post-Columbus era, in the post-John Williams era of Harry Potter films, I think Order of the Phoenix is the best.

William:

Yeah.

Cody:

So my to Order of the Phoenix.

Dallas:

There’s no songs, there’s no dancing. There's no singing. It's a heartless movie, but that's fine. If you guys…

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

like heartless movies, I'm cool with it.

Alex:

If that's what it means to have a heart, I don't. I don't have one.

William:

Or if that's the compromise he has to make,

Dallas:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

William:

to make order of the Phoenix advance in this bracket, then fine.

Cody:

The fact that Miriam Margolies is in a movie that lost to a movie without Miriam Margolies, William, I'm surprised.

William:

I know you had said movies with Sean Connery are better than movies without Sean Connery and Alex movies with Samuel L. Jackson

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

are better than movies without Samuel L. Jackson.

Alex:

That was- that was completely a joke.

William:

Oh

Alex:

I don't believe that.

Cody:

Ha

Dallas:

I do.

William:

I I Love Miriam Margolies. I think she is like wonderfully like, crass and hilarious and I just I've read her autobiography, but she is head of house, yes, but order of the Phoenix advances for me. And I think it advances for everybody. So...

Alex:

Yes, so that puts our first entrance into the Elite 8, Order of the Phoenix.

Cody:

Does it advance for Dallas?

Dallas:

I'm gonna split off into my own multiverse

Alex:

Oh, he doesn't have a choice.

William:

Ha ha ha.

Dallas:

Just you wait.

Cody:

So three to one

William:

he's not throwing his tomato, so order of the phoenix advances.

Cody:

okay.

Alex:

Alright, next, we have Empire Strikes Back vs. Clue. Is there any discussion here, or do we all agree?

Cody:

I love Clue, but The Empire Strikes Back is the greatest sequel of all time.

Alex:

Yep.

William:

This is why I did not throw my rotten tomato for what we do in the shadows.

Dallas:

because you knew.

William:

It was going to go up against Empire.

Cody:

Empire is the 800 pound gorilla in the room.

Dallas:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

William:

the Elite Eight is going to be interesting. Okay, so moving on to the Elite Eight, we have Empire Strikes Back versus order of the phoenix.

Dallas:

Mmm.

Cody:

we're culling all of the obvious choices here in this week 16

William:

Uh, yeah.

Dallas:

Right, yeah.

Alex:

Then we're gonna start getting real testy

Dallas:

Our children are gonna start fighting each other soon

William:

Ha ha ha!

Alex:

Right. So order the Phoenix out of the feel good and then we've got the underdog…

Cody:

STILL. Order of the Phoenix as a feel-good movie.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I didn't.

William:

It's genius, you don't question the genius.

Alex:

Yeah, the feel good and the underdog conference. We've got those knocked out both in the elite eight. That's going to take us down to our classics conference. We've got dead poet society going up against 12 angry men. This one might be hard.

Cody:

I'm undecided because we have the Robin Williams factor with Dead Poet Society.

William:

Yeah.

Cody:

And how much do we want real life to inform if it advances? But at the same time, 12 Angry Men is a classic that stood the test of time for a reason.

William:

And it's interesting because going into this, seeing Casablanca, Dead Poets Society, Shawshank Redemption and 12 of Angry Men, I would have said Dead Poets is advancing. Like, no question, that's gonna be the one to come out of those four. I did not expect 12 Angry Men to rocket up to the level that it did. Having never seen it, Dead Poets Society, I've seen multiple times.

Cody:

I'm gonna let other people vote.

*Group Silence*

William:

Crickets

Dallas:

boy.

William:

crickets

William:

chirp chirp chirp

Dallas:

Dead Poets is a fantastic movie and it touches me in a very special way. That…uh…in an appropriate way.

Alex:

I don't like the way that tasted.

Dallas:

In an appropriate way. Yeah, that one touched me a different way, but this one is very meaningful. Is that better?

William:

Yes.

Dallas:

Very, very meaningful.

Cody:

Yeah

Dallas:

All the way through it. And Twelve Angry Men I love but it does not make me feel as heavy. I could watch Twelve Angry Men anytime. I kind of feel like I have to be in a very

Alex:

Interesting.

Dallas:

specific mindset to watch Dead Poets Society.

William:

you leave that movie hopeful.

Alex:

Interesting.

Dallas:

Yeah.

Alex:

I would be the inverse actually. That's so strange. I know that there's a very dramatic ending to dead poet society. So I'm going to vote dead poet society, in all honesty. I think Robin Williams gives the hope for that next generation in his send off in the class going through hardship. They, they say we can do this because “We're taking on the world, facing these challenges.” I think there's far more hope in dead poet society. I think 12 angry men has me go, 12 angry men has me say to myself, “there's something fundamentally wrong with our justice system, and people don't think or talk like this anymore.” And it makes me sad for humanity.

Cody:

I feel that way every time I watch Lincoln. People don't talk like this anymore.

Alex:

So all that to say, Dead Poets Society gets my vote.

William:

That is, that just tells you the caliber of these movies because Dallas said, I leave dead poet society heavy. I leave 12 angry men hopeful. Alex said the opposite, and I can see both. They're so, they're just, they're so beautifully complex. I am going to have to go with my gut and go dead poet society.

Alex:

Wow. All right, Cody, you have a chance to either bring us to a tie or solidify Dead Poets Society.

Cody:

Dallas won me over 12 angry men.

Dallas:

Oh.

Alex:

Wow, so we are to a tie.

Cody:

Shall I call my wife? She's watched both of these movies with me.

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

yes I know where this is going. I think we're gonna have 16 angry men when this is all said and done

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

Well, no, Dallas was your pick, 12 angry men.

Dallas:

Yes, it was 12 Angry Men.

William:

Okay, it's a tie. Is Michelle still awake?

Cody:

She is awake. I'll go get her.

William:

Okay.

Alex:

I mean, I know what you're saying. Like there's that hope of like “12 men had a discussion, sat together, thought this through and the idea that there was reasonable doubt that won the day.” That's great. However, that's not how the system actually works

Dallas:

Well, that's exactly how it works. You get 12 randoms in a room. That's what happens.

Alex:

Well, yeah, but they normally it's the court of public opinion.

Dallas:

Well that's how that one was. It just happened there was one guy who was gonna stick it out.

Alex:

Oh, Cody is back

Dallas:

That was fast.

Alex:

He’s alone, so this is interesting.

Cody:

My sweet, introverted wife, who has no desire to actually be on the podcast, wishes to convey to me that her vote goes to 12 angry men.

William:

knew that was gonna happen.

Alex:

See, I'm gonna have to file a petition there because she was not present to count it herself

Alex:

This is like the politicians who use those sticks to vote and say that their neighbor is present

William:

But Cody said that during the initial watch through of the bracket…

Alex:

No, I know.

William:

…Was easy because Michelle was on board. They got to Dead Poets Society and she said, nope, I'm out.

Dallas:

Ha!

William:

So.

Cody:

Yep. Yep.

Alex:

Hey, 12 Angry Men, I'm gonna be happy if we do get to discuss that

Dallas:

That’s the thing, both of these are, I would have been cool either way.

William:

Yeah.

Cody:

My initial bracket said dead poet society, but Dallas changed my mind.

Alex:

Wow!

Dallas:

I did not have a pick in going into this one, so I…

Alex:

But then you thought about it and you're like, oh,

Dallas:

Yeah.

Alex:

All right. So 12 Angry Men goes on to the Elite Eight and that takes us to the Animated Conference where we have Prince of Egypt going up against Wall-E.

Cody:

*singing* you that I called brother?

Alex:

Yeah, Wall-E wins for me for sure

William:

Uh huh. Me too.

Alex:

Absolutely.

Dallas:

Yeah, I think it wins.

Cody:

How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How?

William:

HA! He already threw his tomato!

Dallas:

Wait, I wasn't watching the screen, son of...

Cody:

How?

Alex:

How? well, let me see here. One, the CG, the animation is beautiful

Cody:

I'm sorry,

Alex:

Two.

Cody:

the traditional animation in The Prince of Egypt tops anything that Pixar puts out. Period.

Dallas:

Oh.

Alex:

Not really, no.

Dallas:

sell it to me, Cody. Let me take my vote back. I didn't take my hand off of the piece yet. Ha ha ha ha.

Alex:

I already wrote down

Cody:

Wall-E is a great movie. Prince of Egypt is the greatest. Is one of the greatest. One of the best soundtracks.

Alex:

You know what Dallas, here's where I'll let you take back this vote, but I'm gonna need your help later on. So you know what, we'll

William:

Uh.

Alex:

form an alliance.

Cody:

Sorry, hand drawn animation for me tops CGI every day of the week for the artistry of it. For the artistry of

William:

It's just a different medium.

Alex:

Yeah, with you on that one. It's not like we're talking about like...

Cody:

Oh, is it art?

Dallas:

No!

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

Hahaha!

William:

Oh!

Dallas:

Cody may not have a tomato, but he's got a shiv, and he's really used it.

Alex:

Ha Cody's knives are out right now.

William:

They're the only ones because it lost.

Alex:

Yeah, y'all's...

Cody:

Bye.

Dallas:

That was so fast.

Alex:

Yeah...

William:

Okay, so two for Wall-E, one for Prince of Egypt. For the sake of chaos, Alex let Dallas retract his vote.

Alex:

only if he's gonna help me out later one when we’ve got some Nolan

Dallas:

I didn't say I was retracting it to give it. I was retracting it to see if Cody would sell me on.

William:

Damn.

Alex:

Did he sell you on it?

Cody:

Ralph Fiennes as a villain, Patrick Stewart, Helen Mirren, Val Kilmer in his prime, a Mariah Carey song that does not make me homicidal, Whitney Houston, through Heaven's Eyes is a jam, Prince of Egypt has the best soundtrack, the artistry

Alex:

Hey Dallas, he just listed off a whole bunch of celebrities.

Cody:

all of which are in this movie.

Alex:

Do you care about the Oscars?

Dallas:

I don't

Alex:

Do you care about the Golden Globes?

Dallas:

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Alex:

But they've got a whole bunch of celebrities, Dallas! They've got Mariah Carey sitting there

Dallas

Well see, here’s the kicker: I don't have strong feelings towards either one of these movies, so... I have the same amount of feelings. They're both fantastic movies.

Cody:

I’ve seen Wall-E ONCE.

Alex:

I kind of feel like Dallas might be harboring some anger about a certain “park” movie.

William:

Ha ha ha

Alex:

What was it called? Jurassic?

Dallas:

Alex is really trying to turn me against Cody here, is he?

Alex:

Cody…he screwed you over if I remembered Dallas. Do you remember that?

Dallas:

Oh, I do.

Alex:

I even tried giving Dallas a best three out of five when I inadvertently said best of three the first time!

Dallas:

I had to go back for another heart surgery after that movie.

William:

What to have it put it back, because we ripped it out?

Dallas:

it's true.

Cody:

WALL-E is amazing. I will contend with that. But The Prince of Egypt is a tentpole movie in the history of animation.

Alex:

So is Wall-E. Here's how I would say which one has better artistry. Which one of these two movies got a criterion collection release? It wasn’t Prince of Egypt…

Dallas:

You’re selling me… on not picking wall-e.

William:

Ha ha!

Alex:

Hey, look, if Cody's trying to tell you that it's about artistry, they have not been acknowledged by other artists.

Dallas:

Alright, I think I have my decision.

William:

Okay.

Dallas:

I don't remember as much about Prince of Egypt, and I think that makes me lean towards Wall-E. Because I remember that movie. It does not harbor any nostalgia for me, and I don't remember that whole movie. I remember bits and pieces of it like it's a dream. Wall-E, I remember, so….

Cody:

Dallas. Dallas.

Dallas:

I have to…

Cody:

Jeff Goldblum is in Prince of Egypt.

Alex:

He’s actually right. But Dallas, you know the fact is, if you don't remember the Prince of Egypt, there's like a 3000 year old book that

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

you can open and at any point and get a refresher if you want?

Dallas:

I don't want to have any spoilers when I go and watch it again.

Cody:

It’s the only Bible movie that unites all three monotheistic religions and secular culture. Like…

Dallas:

I was waiting for somebody to bring that up.

Alex:

I think that's a sign of the end times times

Dallas:

Ha ha ha

William:

I’m going to change my vote to Prince of Egypt.

Alex:

What? William! You just want to watch me suffer?

William:

I have to extract my own personal attachment.

Alex:

fine, but when Interstellar comes around, I need some help

Cody:

I'm so attached to the Prince of Egypt that I fell to the dark side. I have so much attachment to it. No? Anybody? Not?

Dallas:

I don't.

Cody:

Didn't get it? Okay.

William:

Attachment. It’s a thing for Jedi.

Dallas:

I…

Alex:

Well,

William:

space wars. Yeah.

Dallas:

At first I was like, did you like start rooting for the Pharaoh? I don't.

Alex:

So we are tied two to two

Dallas:

Oh boy.

William:

Dallas, is Kala's still awake?

Dallas:

She is, you want me to go ask her?

William:

Yes.

Dallas:

All right.

Alex:

He's gonna walk around the corner, close the door just long enough, and then walk right back in. Like mom said yes, we can play.

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha!

William:

Kala!

William:

Kala, our unofficial rule that we made up on the spot was anytime that we were tied.

Kala:

Wall-e and Prince of Egypt. Hold on, he's still talking. He's still talking because he can't hear you.

William:

Oh.

Alex:

This is great. I love seeing Dallas actually interrupt in real life because normally he just sits there and doesn't say anything until he’s got a zippy one-liner and we love it.

William:

Well, our unofficial rule that we made up on the spot is anytime that we are tied, if one of our significant others is still awake, they are the tiebreaker. And we are between Wall-E and the Prince of Egypt.

Kala:

Do I just get to pick?

William:

Yeah.

Kala:

Prince of Egypt.

Cody:

Yes!

William:

Ooh!

Alex:

WHA-

Cody:

Yes!

William:

Wow!

Alex:

Wow, Dallas is just getting screwed over left and right. Like all of his picks are just getting “you suck, you suck, you suck!”

Kala:

But Wally is one of those movies. It's like, oh, it's so good. It's quotable. of Egypt, I could watch over and over and over again.

William:

It is pretty timeless. Yeah.

Kala:

I'm sorry.

Cody:

Thank you.

William:

Prince of Egypt advances.

William:

Thank you. Kala McKinney for the tiebreaker, taking us into overtime.

Alex:

our bracket is more busted than the regular bracket

Alex:

Alright... Guys, that is our first four into the Elite 8. I think that's the perfect time for us to take a commercial break. Cody, you won, and you seem to be on... You got all

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

of

Cody:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex:

…your picks - Order the Phoenix Empire, 12 Angry Men, and now Prince of Egypt. You are responsible for our outro music,

Alex:

And we will be right back.

[FIRST BREAK]

William:

I keep wanting to hum. Da da da da da. John Cena's walk on music

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha!

William:

WWE was a big thing in college for a while there, wasn’t it?

Dallas:

Yes, it was.

William:

Especially with the room that we were living.

Dallas:

Oh boy.

Cody:

You know Dallas, I only ever went to one session of “wrasslin” at the

Dallas:
That’s all you need.

Cody:

I didn't go to more. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Dallas:

Yeah,

William:

That's

Dallas:

it's

William:

all

Dallas:

just

William:

you needed.

Dallas:

the same, just different

Cody:

நான்...

Dallas:

police officers and EMS workers show up, but it's the same.

Cody:

I

William:

So when I have made everybody at my office take the Hogwarts sorting quiz, like whether they want to or not, like they've

Alex:

Naturally.

William:

got to take it naturally. I had like part of the initiation into the room that we were living in, you had to pick out your walk on music for wrestling.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha!

William:

It- it- different strokes for different folks I guess, but speaking of wrestling... No, not

Dallas:

No? No?

William:

for this

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

that you can get from this. Like, I

Alex:

How you gonna get that one? How are you gonna

William:

don't

Alex:

transition that one, Paul?

William:

know. Speaking of wrestling,

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha

Alex:

Mr.

Dallas:

ha ha ha ha

Alex:

Blart?

Dallas:

ha

William:

this

Cody:

I mean Tom Cruise wrestled aliens does that count?

William:

This is the side of the bracket that I'm most excited about. Because a lot of these are not necessarily my picks and I've already thrown my tomato.

Alex:

it's

William:

Oh

Alex:

gonna

William:

man.

Alex:

get spicy.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha.

Cody:

Listen, listen, I was telling everybody offline that the only reason I fought as hard as I did for Prince of Egypt was how you badmouth the good name of Hercules

William:

Ha ha ha ha

Cody:

and

William:

ha

Cody:

the

Dallas:

the

William:

ha ha

Cody:

muses.

Alex:

All right,

Cody:

Hahahaha

Alex:

you know what? I own up to that, but I also love the Prince of Egypt, so I'm

Cody:

Thank

Alex:

kinda

Cody:

you.

Alex:

doing all right.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

And the animated bracket, three of the four were my babies. Wally was the only one that wasn't my baby.

William:

Yep. Yep. It was my

Alex:

I

William:

baby

Alex:

love

William:

and I

Alex:

Wally.

William:

voted against it.

Dallas:

I've lost a lot of children. That's all I gotta say.

William:

Oh, hey, you still got that tomato there, buddy.

Dallas:

Oh, I know.

William:

I'm very, oh, okay, so

Dallas:

I'm not even

William:

this.

Dallas:

gonna use it to save one of mine, I'm just gonna use it to ruin somebody's day.

Cody:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Dallas:

Haha.

William:

Yes! Yes! Alright, well these are the descendants from the time travel bracket. We had Edge of Tomorrow versus Tenet and Inception versus Interstellar. And coming out of that first matchup was Edge of Tomorrow, which is now going up against Interstellar. I've left it.

Alex:

If no one wants to start it, I will.

William:

I love the blanks.

Cody:

All right,

Alex:

If no one wants

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

all right

Alex:

to

William:

It's

Alex:

start

William:

just

Alex:

it, I'll start

William:

the

Alex:

it.

William:

tense

Alex:

And I'll

William:

anticipation.

Alex:

be honest.

Cody:

the

Alex:

Look, I love Edge of Tomorrow, one of my top 20 there. I adore Interstellar. Now I'm going to lean into the good faith of the intention of why we are doing this.

William:

Hmm?

Alex:

Interstellar would make for a far better commentary. It is deeper. We love to wax philosophically. As much as I love Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt kicking alien tail, the depth, complexity, and excitement of Interstellar gets my vote.

Cody:

Listen, after the debacle that was Prestige vs Illusionist last year, I

William:

Ha ha

Cody:

very much

Dallas:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Cody:

soured on Nolan. Now,

Alex:

But

Cody:

granted,

Alex:

you love

Cody:

there are

Alex:

interstellar!

Cody:

only

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha!

Cody:

two Nolan films that I will say that I do not like. And that is The Prestige and Tenet.

Alex:

No way!

Cody:

It is good fun. Interstellar does what the problem I have with other Nolan movies. Bad, he has bad characters.

Alex:

I will.

Cody:

Matthew McConaughey won me over in Interstellar.

Alex:

I'm gonna bite my tongue

Cody:

I

Alex:

because

Cody:

gotta give it to Interstellar.

Alex:

even though I disagree here, voting my way.

Dallas:

Yeah,

Cody:

Thank you. Bye.

Dallas:

yeah,

William:

Ha ha

Dallas:

do you

William:

ha

Dallas:

really

William:

ha!

Dallas:

want him to take his hand

Alex:

No, I do not.

Dallas:

and put it back on that piece?

William:

Hehehe.

Alex:

No, but I genuinely think Interstellar would be a way more fun like we love to wax philosophically and I mean talk about a movie that's built

Cody:

Also,

Alex:

for

Cody:

there's

Alex:

it.

Cody:

a character named Murphy, so I can't really

Alex:

Right?

Cody:

vote again. Hahahaha

Alex:

You have to. Practically have to.

William:

That's the Jeff Goldblum card for you. Like,

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha.

William:

it's my name.

Cody:

Like going into

William:

Uh.

Cody:

this, I was so not looking forward to the Nolan bracket that I wanted Edger tomorrow to win, but Interstellar won me over.

Alex:

This is kinda like how the Bush family thinks things work and Jeb's like, my last name's Bush.

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

And

Dallas:

ha.

Alex:

instead

Cody:

Yeah.

Alex:

it's like, instead it's like, his name's Murphy, my name's Murphy, it actually works if it's Murphy. So

Dallas:

Ha ha

Alex:

any

Dallas:

ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

would-be politicians just so you know, Murphy automatically gets a vote.

Cody:

Oh, trust me, we'll see where it goes from here.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha!

William:

Eugh. Like

Cody:

Dallas Williams?

William:

I am not too proud to push a pick through just because it was my pick. Because honestly, I did not expect some of these to go up against the others. And I have to remain objective about this. Now, Eugh. Hmm, hmm, hmm. I don't

Alex:

Mind

William:

know, now.

Alex:

you, both of these were my picks,

Dallas:

See,

Alex:

so I know what

Dallas:

I have

Alex:

you

Dallas:

the

Alex:

mean.

Dallas:

opposite conundrum. I refuse to be objective in

William:

Ha ha ha!

Dallas:

this. And I am only voting out of spite.

William:

I don't know. I got

Alex:

Well.

William:

you a

Dallas:

No,

William:

consolation

Dallas:

I'm just kidding.

William:

prize for the Jurassic Park debacle for

Dallas:

You

William:

that.

Dallas:

do?

William:

Yeah, I have a prize for you. So next time we see you all, I'll get it to you.

Dallas:

Oh, really? I thought it was going to be you were going to pull our votes against...

William:

No, no, no, and those two

Alex:

Don't

William:

know about

Alex:

worry,

William:

it

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

Dallas,

Dallas:

ha.

Alex:

your consolation

William:

and they approve.

Alex:

prize is much like that, um, L8 that you and I won, the Blackberry L8, and that you'll never get to see it ever, even though you and I

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

won. Here's your prize.

Dallas:

Bye.

William:

Bye.

Alex:

Lift it up on screen,

Cody:

I even

Alex:

set

Cody:

sent

Alex:

it down,

Cody:

William

Alex:

and

Cody:

the

Alex:

that's

Cody:

money.

Alex:

it.

William:

Yeah, and every time that you come here, I even show you where they are and you just leave without them.

Cody:

I assumed you were sending that to them.

William:

Paying the shipping on that that was a consolation prize

Dallas:

William,

William:

from you

Dallas:

every

Cody:

That's

Dallas:

time

Cody:

why

Dallas:

we

Cody:

I

Dallas:

record,

Cody:

paid you

Dallas:

you should

Cody:

$24

Dallas:

drink one

Cody:

for the shipping!

Dallas:

on camera.

William:

Like the supply is just getting smaller and smaller

Dallas:

Yeah,

William:

and smaller,

Dallas:

I'd be like,

William:

Cody.

Dallas:

oh, hey, guys, and then every time. Don't

Cody:

Ha ha

Dallas:

even

Cody:

ha

Dallas:

drink it. Just open it and let us watch it get flat on TV. Ha ha ha ha

Cody:

Oh, that's, that's heresy. That is heresy.

Dallas:

ha ha. I'm

William:

I

Dallas:

phony,

William:

am going to

Dallas:

go

William:

vote.

Dallas:

ahead.

William:

Oh, oh, oh.

Dallas:

No, go ahead, go ahead.

William:

I am going to vote edge of tomorrow.

Alex:

William.

William:

Because I almost, I wonder how much of interstellar, I wonder how much of that is praised just because Nolan was at the peak of his hype. Like this

Alex:

You

William:

was the

Alex:

just

William:

follow

Alex:

watched

William:

up to

Alex:

it.

William:

Inception.

Alex:

It's a phenomenal movie.

William:

It is infinite. Like these two, I haven't been this conflicted as I was of 12 Anger Men versus Dead Poets Society. And Dead Poets Society I'd never seen before. I've seen both of these movies before, but... Yeah, I'm going with that just tomorrow. I'm gonna stick to

Alex:

Wow.

William:

it. That card has been

Dallas:

Oh

William:

laid

Dallas:

boy.

William:

and that card's been played.

Alex:

All right, Dallas.

Dallas:

I really enjoyed Interstellar when I watched it. I have only watched it one time. I don't know if that's one of those movies after you know the end. Does it still have magic?

Alex:

Guess you're gonna have to rewatch it when it wins it all, and you'll find out.

Cody:

I like how I'm not the chaos agent here.

Dallas:

I

Alex:

Don't

Dallas:

Much

Alex:

worry,

Dallas:

hot my children

Alex:

I have

Dallas:

have

Alex:

a trick

Dallas:

been

Alex:

up

Dallas:

taken

Alex:

my sleeve.

Dallas:

for me, so

Alex:

I have a trick up my sleeve, so.

Dallas:

I also, Alex just, I heard his keyboard rattle, he just secretly looked up the rotten tomato

Alex:

No, no

Dallas:

scores

Alex:

I didn't.

Dallas:

of all

Alex:

That

Dallas:

the

Alex:

was...

Dallas:

movies.

Alex:

Well, alright, this'll

Dallas:

Show me

Alex:

stay

Dallas:

your screen,

Alex:

in the...

Dallas:

show

Alex:

This'll

Dallas:

it.

Alex:

stay in the Patreon cut, um... After everyone heard all of our dishwasher horror story, I'm actually eating dinner for the first time now at 9 o'clock, so...

Dallas:

No.

Alex:

That was...

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

Oh.

Alex:

Tim Foil. Sorry, that's also why I went... But I edit this so I get to remove the crinkle sound.

Dallas:

It's okay.

Cody:

I thought that

Dallas:

I guess.

Cody:

you guys were talking about my boom arm which fell fell over and I may accidentally made a noise

Dallas:

So I think, I don't, see I'm having a hard time. I would watch Edge of Tomorrow again, because it was just a fun movie. Interstellar was good. Now I do feel like the end was kind of like they just kind of made things up. They're like probably this is how it

Alex:

Now,

Dallas:

would work

Alex:

may

Cody:

It's the power

Alex:

I share

Cody:

of love.

Dallas:

Yeah.

Alex:

again

William:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex:

these are both my top 20 selection.

Cody:

Hehehe

Alex:

I'll also say that that was a major complaint. Edge of Tomorrow based on a manga of a different name. They also changed the ending around because where he dies in oh shoot I should probably say spoiler

Cody:

for

Dallas:

Ha ha.

Cody:

a manga.

Alex:

Well, no, in the actual movie, at the end, where what happens in the water and he just comes, and then starts over again, that was completely made up. People were like, what happened there? I

Dallas:

It

Alex:

mean,

Dallas:

still

Alex:

you're

Dallas:

does

Alex:

talking about...

William:

Yeah.

Dallas:

it. Interstellar they like there's like, I don't know, probably just on the other side of that bookcase. And this is.

Cody:

Welcome to the bookcase of doom!

Dallas:

Yeah, all of this we tried really hard to mimic science. But love probably in magic

William:

Ha ha

Dallas:

is

William:

ha

Dallas:

how

William:

ha

Dallas:

we're going

William:

ha

Dallas:

to

William:

ha

Dallas:

end

William:

ha

Dallas:

this movie. So.

Alex:

Fourth dimension technically is what they say, but you know.

Dallas:

Okay, so you use a different word for made up than

Cody:

Listen,

Dallas:

I use.

Cody:

I am

Alex:

Hehehe

Cody:

a Superman fan and the fifth dimension is a whole other can of worms. We won't go there.

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

All right,

Dallas:

so

Alex:

so.

Dallas:

I will, oh man, we're landing on too many, split down the middle.

Alex:

Is it going to be split down the middle? Is that your vote?

Dallas:

know what I'm going to. I'm gonna split

Alex:

Alright,

Dallas:

it in the middle.

Alex:

guess what? My wife's over there. I'm gonna go grab her real quick. It's

Dallas:

You

Alex:

my

Dallas:

can't

Alex:

turn.

Dallas:

use your wife because we

Alex:

Too

Dallas:

know

Alex:

late.

Dallas:

that you

Alex:

It's

Dallas:

trained

Alex:

my turn.

Dallas:

her.

Alex:

Hey, hey,

Dallas:

You

Alex:

hey,

Dallas:

already...

Alex:

hey, it's my turn. You guys, you guys got... Unless Kristen's ready, is Kristen... is Kristen

Dallas:

Yeah,

William:

Yeah,

Alex:

available,

Dallas:

she's

William:

she's

Alex:

William?

Dallas:

ready.

William:

in the other room.

Dallas:

She's been watching

Alex:

It's

Dallas:

this

Alex:

a

Dallas:

whole

Alex:

race.

Dallas:

time.

William:

Now, like, it was...

Cody:

Or we could just call it Omar.

Dallas:

That's true. He's our collective wife.

Cody:

Yes, yes. Oh. So hi, Dallas.

Dallas:

a

Alex:

Oh boy, oh boy,

Cody:

Oh no.

Alex:

it's

Cody:

Oh

Dallas:

let's

Alex:

coming

Dallas:

read

Alex:

down to

Cody:

no,

Alex:

the

Cody:

they're

Alex:

wire,

Cody:

back.

Alex:

she's racing. ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Cody:

Speed racer is not on this list.

Alex:

Here, put this in your ear. Where did William go?

Cody:

So we're doing

Dallas:

to get

Cody:

edge

Dallas:

his

Cody:

of tomorrow

Dallas:

wife.

Cody:

versus Transformers age of extinction.

Alex:

No.

Dallas:

Yeah. Which one do you think is a better movie? James and the Giant Peach or Jurassic Park?

Alex:

Is that really it? Jurassic

Cody:

No,

Dallas:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Alex:

Park.

Cody:

no.

Alex:

Oh, OK.

Dallas:

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Alex:

Okay. Wait, where did William go?

Dallas:

get his wife who's a race,

Alex:

Oh,

Dallas:

but he's

Alex:

I

Dallas:

still

Alex:

won

Dallas:

gone.

Alex:

the race. I win. Too late.

Cody:

Ha

Alex:

I'm

Cody:

ha.

Alex:

sorry, William, I won the race. I'm the

Dallas:

He's still

Alex:

best

Dallas:

getting

Alex:

racist.

Dallas:

hit.

Cody:

still can't hear you.

William:

Listen, I could hear the laughter

Alex:

Ha ha.

William:

from my headphones standing 20 feet away.

Dallas:

It was interdimensional love.

William:

Oh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm,

Dallas:

Sorry I made that up.

William:

mm-hmm.

Alex:

All right, Allie, we are on our third tie of the night. And this time it is edge

Dallas:

Stop

Alex:

of

Dallas:

looking

Alex:

tomorrow.

Dallas:

at her so much, you're telling

Alex:

Sorry,

Dallas:

her the answer

Alex:

oh,

Dallas:

with your

Alex:

oh,

Dallas:

eyes.

Alex:

oh, sorry. I'll put my

William:

Thank

Alex:

blinders

William:

you.

Dallas:

Yeah.

Alex:

on. Here we go. It's interstellar versus edge of tomorrow. What is your vote? Oh man, that's a hard

Cody:

Have you

Alex:

one.

Cody:

seen both of those movies?

Alex:

I have and I've

Cody:

Okay.

Alex:

seen them both recently. Like within, for sure within the past year.

Cody:

Okay, okay.

Alex:

Um...

Cody:

She's undecided.

Alex:

I would say I would probably pick interstellar for the more

Dallas:

But...

Alex:

wholesome,

Cody:

But...

Alex:

am I allowed to do spoilers again? I'm sorry, I do this every time. Yeah, we already

Cody:

and see Frozen

Alex:

did a little

Cody:

on your

Alex:

light

Cody:

end.

William:

Thanks

Alex:

one. All

William:

for

Alex:

right,

William:

watching. Good day.

Alex:

I would do interstellar for the more wholesome of endings, even though it's a bittersweet moment. I would still say it's more wholesome than the ending of Edge of Tomorrow. Yes! Dallas wants to throw a rotten tomato to screw me over in which case go right ahead But that would be screwing over Ali twice in a row. So just keep that in mind. Just just just tuck that away She's so

Dallas:

Oh man,

Alex:

nice.

William:

Hmm.

Dallas:

you

Alex:

She's so

Dallas:

gotta

Alex:

do you

Dallas:

have

Alex:

see

Dallas:

a

Alex:

how

Dallas:

hostage,

Alex:

nice she

Dallas:

don't

Alex:

is?

Dallas:

you? You

William:

Ha

Dallas:

gotta

William:

ha ha!

Alex:

Look at

Dallas:

have

Alex:

this.

Dallas:

a hostage.

Alex:

Oh She's the best. Do you want to hurt her feelings? I will say I do listen to these episodes later

William:

I'm sorry.

Alex:

choice only

Dallas:

Ha ha

William:

So

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

when the episode came out and I listened to it and I was heartbroken. Okay.

William:

I'm so sorry.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

Now listen, Ally, I don't know why you guys thought this was gonna go any different because Ally walks by Alex's Christopher Nolan shrine

Alex:

Ha ha!

William:

every

Cody:

Yeah.

William:

night

Dallas:

Yeah, this through,

William:

on

Dallas:

yeah.

William:

their way to

Alex:

Do

William:

their

Alex:

you

William:

bedroom.

Alex:

know how John Oliver bought a pair of leather underwear that Russell Crow wore and created a shrine to it?

Dallas:

Nope,

Alex:

Well,

Dallas:

not until

Alex:

I

Cody:

Yeah,

Dallas:

just

Alex:

don't

Cody:

it was

Dallas:

now.

Cody:

Russell

Alex:

have

Cody:

Crowe's

Alex:

that,

Cody:

jockstrap.

Alex:

I don't have that version for Christopher Nolan, but you

William:

Where

Alex:

know, I

William:

is

Alex:

thought

William:

this going?

Alex:

it would get everyone's heart racing for a split second, so that's good.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

No, he just, he goes to the, hey Arnold route and has a shrine of Christopher Nolan's head made out of gum.

Alex:

Correct, yes.

William:

Yeah,

Dallas:

Ha ha

William:

they

Dallas:

ha

William:

went

Alex:

Oh,

William:

to

Alex:

so

William:

him.

Alex:

you've

William:

He

Alex:

been

William:

went

Alex:

in

William:

to...

Alex:

my living room. Okay, good.

William:

He went to a movie lot after they had finished like wrapped and he just scraped the gum off the

Cody:

Thank

William:

parking

Cody:

you.

William:

lot. Like

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

maybe this is Nolan's. Maybe this is Nolan's.

Alex:

I did

William:

Let me

Alex:

a little

William:

just smell

Alex:

Jurassic

William:

it before I go to bed.

Alex:

Park and was like, let's see if I can get his DNA off of this used napkin. I'm gonna clone him. That's

Dallas:

It

Alex:

how

William:

All

Dallas:

doesn't

Alex:

I got

William:

I

Dallas:

work

William:

need

Alex:

kicked

Dallas:

that

William:

is

Alex:

off

Dallas:

way,

William:

a healthy

Alex:

Warner

Dallas:

I tried.

Alex:

Brothers

Cody:

Healthy.

William:

ovum

Alex:

Lot,

William:

and

Alex:

yeah.

William:

I could clone my own Christopher Nolan.

Alex:

All right, I'm no longer

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

needed

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

here. I'm gonna leave. Ha ha ha ha. We have

William:

Bye,

Alex:

weirded

William:

Ally.

Alex:

her out.

Cody:

Bye, Allie.

Alex:

Woo hoo! Bye, Allie, love you. Thank you, love you. Yes!

William:

Okay,

Dallas:

Now that she's

William:

so...

Dallas:

gone, I'm gonna

William:

Heheheheh

Dallas:

use my- No, I'm just-

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

That would have been amazing and terrible

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

and I would have loved

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

it.

William:

Okay, so two things have we all agreed, Interstellar is advancing.

Dallas:

We agree

Cody:

Yes.

Dallas:

that it's advancing, we're not all agreeing that it was the better choice.

William:

You are correct, sir.

Dallas:

Okay.

Cody:

I was hoping for Edge of Tomorrow to win out, but I was

Alex:

Oh.

Cody:

just for the sake of the chaos, but I did vote for Interstellar.

William:

I will tell you, I am not going to tell you what the scores were, but I've already thrown my tomatoes. So,

Alex:

Oh,

William:

like,

Alex:

I am curious now. What would

William:

I've

Alex:

they

William:

been

Alex:

have been?

William:

looking up all of them. Number one, Kristen voted Edge of Tomorrow. And number two, Edge of Tomorrow beat Interstellar.

Dallas:

What?

Cody:

Whoa! Whoo!

Dallas:

I didn't throw it because I thought that it was not gonna win.

William:

It beat it.

Dallas:

Wow.

William:

It did. Yeah, I won't tell you what the scores were, but Edgy of Tomorrow beat it.

Dallas:

There you go.

Alex:

like

Dallas:

I did

Alex:

by

Dallas:

not

Alex:

a

Dallas:

know

William:

I'm

Alex:

lot

Dallas:

that.

William:

glad that

Alex:

by like a lot or like,

William:

a significant margin,

Alex:

oh,

William:

like

Alex:

was that

William:

it would

Alex:

combining

William:

be...

Alex:

the user and the critic?

William:

Yeah, it would be statistically significant if it was a medical research study, so yeah.

Cody:

It's

William:

Oh.

Cody:

the herpes of rotten tomatoes.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

I heard

William:

Just

Dallas:

I dig

William:

because,

Alex:

the

Dallas:

it.

Alex:

words you said

Dallas:

I'm

William:

listen,

Dallas:

digging

Alex:

and I

Dallas:

it.

Alex:

don't like them

William:

listen,

Alex:

in my mouth.

William:

just

Cody:

Thank

William:

because

Cody:

you.

William:

I said medical, that is not your license to say the word

Dallas:

Ha ha

William:

herpes,

Dallas:

ha ha

William:

Cody.

Dallas:

ha ha ha

William:

We've

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

been over this.

Dallas:

I think that's all there are, right? The only diseases are

William:

Thank

Dallas:

herpes,

William:

you, right?

Dallas:

COVID, and

Cody:

And the

Dallas:

tuberculosis,

Cody:

typhoid,

Dallas:

I think, that's

Alex:

AIDS,

Dallas:

all.

Cody:

is it typhoid

Alex:

cancer,

Cody:

fever

Dallas:

Oh yeah,

Alex:

those

Cody:

or

Dallas:

AIDS.

Alex:

are the four.

William:

Heh.

Dallas:

Yeah, that's it.

Cody:

an organ trail? Is it typhoid fever?

William:

That was dysentery.

Dallas:

Dysentery

Alex:

Disentery!

Cody:

Dysentery, okay.

Alex:

Disentery, you

Cody:

Okay,

Alex:

uncultured

Cody:

dysentery.

Alex:

swine!

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

Alright, interstellar advances.

Alex:

Should I gloat now or later? Or just be

Dallas:

Oh,

Alex:

ready for my

Cody:

Just

Alex:

heart to

Dallas:

I

Cody:

wait.

Alex:

be

Dallas:

think

Alex:

broken

Dallas:

you should

Alex:

in the

Dallas:

wait

Alex:

elite eight?

Dallas:

to gloat,

Cody:

Just

Dallas:

sir.

Cody:

wait.

Dallas:

Ha

William:

Yeah.

Dallas:

ha.

William:

Oh man. Okay, so next up, we have Independence Day versus the Dark Knight. And this came out of a bracket that had Independence Day versus Magnificent Seven and Lincoln versus the Dark Knight.

Dallas:

I love both of these movies. Oh boy, I don't know.

Cody:

Hehehehehehe

Alex:

I'm sorry, The Dark Knight wins this

Dallas:

sucks.

Alex:

one hands down. And it's because it is the right

Cody:

Now you know

Alex:

balance

Cody:

how I feel Dallas.

Alex:

of realism. It's the right balance

William:

Hmm,

Alex:

of

William:

hmm,

Alex:

realism,

William:

hmm, hmm.

Alex:

right balance of comic book, right balance of villain, right balance of hope, even though it's the hero, it's the action movie we need, but it's not the one we deserve.

Cody:

Oh gosh.

William:

Oh, geez.

Cody:

Oh

Dallas:

Get

Cody:

gosh.

Dallas:

out of here. You can't

Alex:

The Joker

Dallas:

say anything

Alex:

is

Dallas:

about

Alex:

probably

Dallas:

right mix

Alex:

the

Dallas:

of realism.

Alex:

best.

Dallas:

You just picked that love transcends black holes. So, no. You can't.

Alex:

Heath Ledger alone deserves some more respect.

Dallas:

Don't...

Cody:

Jeff Goldblum

Dallas:

Don't

Cody:

deserves

Dallas:

you dare.

Cody:

all of the respect.

Alex:

Jeff Goldblum is in the dark night.

Dallas:

No, he's in the far superior movie, Independence Day. Does

Cody:

I'm just

Dallas:

anyone

Cody:

letting this play out.

Dallas:

in the Dark Knight fly a jet into what we would consider to be the butthole of

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

an alien spaceship?

Alex:

kind of.

Dallas:

No?

Alex:

They send

Cody:

Well,

Alex:

a jet

Cody:

no, that happened

Alex:

into

Cody:

in the Dark

Alex:

Singapore.

Cody:

Knight Rises.

Dallas:

Are you saying Singapore is a butthole? Because that's what I said. Choose your

Alex:

I mean,

Dallas:

words

Alex:

you

Dallas:

carefully,

Alex:

asked,

Dallas:

sir.

Alex:

you asked, so I mean, kind of.

Dallas:

I'm

Alex:

I

Dallas:

sorry

Alex:

mean,

Dallas:

everyone that's listening that thought that that was offensive as

Cody:

to

Dallas:

I

Cody:

all

Dallas:

did.

Cody:

of our Singaporean listeners. We love you.

Dallas:

Except Alex, he does not. So.

Cody:

Thank you.

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

All right, but be

Dallas:

Now

Alex:

honest,

Dallas:

I love both

Alex:

like...

Dallas:

of these movies for different things.

William:

Ugh.

Dallas:

For different things. I get what you're saying. I love Dark Knight with this, my left whole leg, which

William:

Yeah.

Dallas:

is a lot. That's a lot of love. But I also have a lot of childhood memories of Independence Day.

Cody:

Ha ha.

Dallas:

Way more than a doodark knight.

William:

Do you watch the Dark Knight every summer?

Dallas:

No, I don't. I do watch Independence

William:

I wasn't

Dallas:

Day.

William:

asking you, Alex.

Dallas:

I

William:

I

Dallas:

watch

William:

wasn't

Dallas:

Independence

William:

asking you.

Dallas:

Day at least once a year, if not more, just on a whim.

Alex:

I can't

Dallas:

And

Alex:

do

Dallas:

guess

Alex:

it.

Dallas:

what? It's the best every time.

Alex:

But you said

Dallas:

Every time

Alex:

that about

Dallas:

I watch

Alex:

Jurassic

Dallas:

it, I throw away

Alex:

Park.

Dallas:

all my other.

Alex:

You said that

Dallas:

Yeah,

Alex:

about

Dallas:

but it lost.

Alex:

Lost

Dallas:

It's dead

Alex:

in Space.

Dallas:

now. It doesn't count.

Alex:

You said that about the Magic School Bus. It's the best

Dallas:

I

Alex:

ever.

Dallas:

never said that about the magic

Alex:

No,

Dallas:

school

Alex:

you didn't

Dallas:

bus.

Alex:

say it about the Magic School Bus. But I had to point out that every time you love something, it's the best ever. And I just want to put

Dallas:

Okay,

Alex:

it into

Dallas:

to

Alex:

perspective.

Dallas:

be fair,

Cody:

Listen,

Dallas:

you

Cody:

if it

Dallas:

all,

Cody:

was

Dallas:

we

Cody:

the Magic

Dallas:

all say that.

Cody:

School Bus versus the Dark Knight, it would be the Magic School Bus

William:

Magic

Cody:

that

Alex:

Miss

Cody:

wins.

William:

school

Alex:

Frizzle

William:

bus wins.

Dallas:

It's

Alex:

wins.

Dallas:

true.

Cody:

Yes.

Alex:

However, this isn't that movie. And

Dallas:

I would like

Alex:

in

Dallas:

a Christopher

Alex:

my own...

Dallas:

Nolan version of the Magic School Bus that took the same care that the

Alex:

That

Dallas:

Dark

Alex:

was

Dallas:

Knight

Alex:

tenant.

Dallas:

had.

Alex:

You missed it. There they go into now.

Dallas:

That's cool, but that's how it all happens.

Alex:

I mean, if I'm being...

Dallas:

Ugh.

Alex:

100%

Cody:

So there is

Alex:

objective.

Cody:

a school bus in the dark night.

Alex:

There he is.

Dallas:

a whole slew of them.

Alex:

They have a tank versus a man with an RPG and a circus semi truck that they've spray painted an S in front of laughter to say slaughter. I mean, come

Dallas:

say

Alex:

on.

Dallas:

slafter, that's slafter. I'm voting independent state.

Alex:

Dark Knight is just...

Dallas:

It edges it

Alex:

It's

Dallas:

out by

Alex:

the

Dallas:

hair

Alex:

Dark

Dallas:

though. Like

Alex:

Knight!

Dallas:

for me, for me, I love the dog knight.

Alex:

Why

Dallas:

Don't

Alex:

do

Dallas:

get me

Alex:

you

Dallas:

wrong.

Alex:

want to hurt me, Dallas? What did I do to you?

Dallas:

Hey listen, there's gotta be a yin and a yang here. There's gotta be a balance.

William:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex:

What did I do to hurt you? I was trying to help you last round. And

Dallas:

Last

Alex:

you hurt me

Dallas:

round.

Alex:

on Wall-E. I mean, come on, Dallas.

Dallas:

that was that was our wallet it hurt you chaos the sub-stamping in front of the

William:

Bye.

Dallas:

gun here what

Alex:

You're gonna talk bad about Elon Musk now too?

Dallas:

Yeah.

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

What about Andrew Tate?

Dallas:

What?

Alex:

No, I'm just

Dallas:

Whoa.

Alex:

kidding.

William:

It should just keep digging that hole deeper

Dallas:

Yeah.

William:

there buddy.

Alex:

No, I'm just totally joking.

Cody:

You're going

Dallas:

You're

William:

Um

Cody:

down

Dallas:

do

Cody:

the

Dallas:

you're

Cody:

dark road.

Dallas:

like if at the end of old Yeller If he's about to put the dog down and the other brother kept walking in front of the dog That's what you're doing right now. You're

William:

Hehehe. Hehehehehe.

Dallas:

you're just just let it happen

Cody:

I posted the bracket and I had at least two people say that the Dark Knight wins.

William:

The whole thing?

Cody:

The whole pot.

Alex:

We don't need to screw them over. It's a good movie and would be worthy of a movie commentary. I would run out of things to say. Oh no, maybe that's a good thing.

William:

You would run out of things to say?

Cody:

MBC 뉴스 김성현입니다.

Alex:

No, no, I was saying that about Independence

Dallas:

He's

Alex:

Day, and I was like, I'd run out of things to talk about, be like,

William:

I'm tempted

Cody:

Let's.

William:

to advance the...

Cody:

Listen, the- I have eggs and other baskets here, so I'm just enjoying the absolute

William:

Ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

meltdown

William:

ha ha!

Cody:

right now. Hehehehe

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

And so you want to hurt my eggs.

Cody:

voting independent today that would be a

Dallas:

Yes.

Cody:

much more fun commentary.

Alex:

in.

Dallas:

Oh, boo.

Alex:

What is happening here?

William:

I mean, Alex, you set that precedence.

Dallas:

Yeah.

William:

Like, in

Cody:

Ha

William:

picking

Cody:

ha ha

William:

for the commentary, for the ultimate goal, to do commentary with you guys,

Alex:

Interstellar

William:

I'm gonna vote.

Alex:

would make it for a great commentary. The Dark

William:

No,

Alex:

Knight

William:

I...

Alex:

would make for a great commentary. Independence Day? That's the one that you put on. That is the equivalent of when Kristen walked in and said, that's the movie you put on while doing dishes. Like you just don't pay attention to it. You turn the corner and you're like, ha ha, that's a scene I know. And then, whatever,

Dallas:

That's

William:

So,

Dallas:

a movie that

Alex:

whatever.

William:

so.

Dallas:

I wave an American flag with and I have a cigar. And I watch it like this

Alex:

No,

Dallas:

the whole

Alex:

I

Dallas:

time

Alex:

see where

Dallas:

and my

Alex:

it's

Dallas:

neighbors

Alex:

going.

Dallas:

are like, why did he take the TV outside? This is weird.

William:

Ha ha ha

Dallas:

And

William:

ha

Dallas:

I

William:

ha

Dallas:

just

William:

ha

Dallas:

do

William:

ha

Dallas:

that the whole time. It's good for the upper body.

William:

So it's something you put on while doing other things, like recording a podcast.

Dallas:

Oh.

William:

That's what I'm hearing.

Alex:

not to talk about, to ignore.

William:

Well, I mean, we did a commentary on the Sorcerer's Stone.

Dallas:

Grr.

William:

And I think

Alex:

Well,

William:

that only

Alex:

it

William:

worked

Alex:

got my

William:

because

Alex:

vote.

William:

we had

Alex:

It got

William:

all

Alex:

my vote.

William:

seen that so many times that we could tangent off and then we could go right back and we knew exactly where we were. We knew exactly where it was going. There was no Easter egg in the background that's blinking, you miss it, that's not going to happen. Where do you see it going, Alex? You said you see where this is going.

Alex:

just know that you're gonna screw me over here. I just know

William:

Bye.

Alex:

it's gonna happen.

William:

I'm voting

Alex:

It's

William:

a

Alex:

alright.

William:

dependent state!

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

When it comes to commentary in all honesty,

Alex:

Nope,

William:

if you put

Alex:

nope,

William:

the two

Alex:

nope,

William:

in front

Alex:

nope,

William:

of me,

Alex:

nope.

William:

I wouldn't much rather do a commentary on Independence Day.

Dallas:

Do you still have a tomato to throw?

Alex:

Yeah.

Dallas:

Are you gonna throw it?

Alex:

No.

William:

No, I don't think he's going to.

Dallas:

Oh wow, I thought

Alex:

No,

Dallas:

he

Alex:

I'm

Dallas:

was

Alex:

not

Dallas:

really

Alex:

gonna.

Dallas:

going to that time.

Alex:

I don't know. I mean,

Dallas:

I honestly

Alex:

here's where I'm

Dallas:

didn't

Alex:

heartbroken.

Dallas:

think that Invited

Alex:

Here's

Dallas:

State

Alex:

my

Dallas:

was

Alex:

problem.

Dallas:

gonna win there.

Alex:

Here's my problem.

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

If I throw it now, then it's the dark knight as a meh who cares. And then it's going up against interstellar. And then the problem is, is if it's a meh who cares going up against interstellar, then it's another meh who cares. And then it's going to go up against the last crusade and I'm screwed one way or another. So I mean, like,

William:

Ha ha!

Dallas:

See, I would have voted Dark Knight over Interstellar, but that's just me.

Alex:

See, but that's what I'm saying, like... So if I throw

Dallas:

I

Alex:

it

Dallas:

like

Alex:

now,

Dallas:

it better.

Alex:

then I don't have any way to defend it when it goes up against the last crusade.

Dallas:

So you're

William:

What?

Dallas:

saving yours for the boss fight at the end, is what you're doing.

Alex:

Kinda, yeah, I wanna screw over whoever's left.

Cody:

What?

William:

Ha ha ha!

Alex:

You remember that scene in the best Star Wars movie, Episode 8, and where they talk about you don't fight to protect the things you love, you fight to kill the things you hate. Wait, do I have that backwards? I definitely have that backwards, but it's okay!

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

It's the best Star Wars movie, Cody.

Cody:

Yeah, that whole

Alex:

Episode

Cody:

plot

Alex:

8.

Cody:

line was completely nonsensical and didn't need

Dallas:

Alex

Cody:

to be there.

Alex:

Ah.

Dallas:

just lost all credibility. He's not allowed to vote anymore.

Cody:

Yeah.

Dallas:

So does that mean that Independence Day goes to the next round?

Cody:

Yes

Alex:

Yes.

Cody:

it does!

Dallas:

Oh boy. I'm so happy, happy,

William:

I'm

Dallas:

happy,

William:

writing

Dallas:

happy.

William:

it down.

Cody:

Alex,

Alex:

I spent

Cody:

if it's any consolation,

Alex:

so much time

Cody:

I gave

Alex:

building

Cody:

you interstellar.

Alex:

this bracket. I- it's not

Dallas:

Ah

Alex:

any consolation because you're about to screw me over.

Cody:

I'm not sure what to do.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha.

Cody:

I'm just going to go back to the beginning of the video. I'm going to go back to the beginning of the video. I'm going to go back to the beginning of the video. I'm going to go back to the beginning of the video. I'm going to go back to the beginning of the video. I'm going to go back to the beginning of the video. I'm going to go back to the beginning of the video. I'm going to go back to the beginning of the video. I'm going to go back to the beginning of the video. I'm going to go back to the beginning of the video. I'm going to go back to the beginning of the video. I

Alex:

That's like saying like I gave you a reach around. Like, it was just dry. It was dry, Cody.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha

Alex:

Oh,

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

it's getting

Dallas:

ha ha

Alex:

edited out. It's not even standing the Patreon cut.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

Just ramming it in there. No, I gave you a consolation here. Give me a high five. There you go, buddy.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

I spent so much time building this bracket out. I'm just getting screwed

Cody:

Yeah, you're

Alex:

every which

Cody:

the one who

Alex:

way

Cody:

made

Alex:

for

Cody:

the bracket

Alex:

the...

Cody:

and you're the

Alex:

I know,

Cody:

one.

Alex:

every which way in the sake of chaos, not in the sake of making the

Dallas:

You

Alex:

best

Dallas:

spent

Alex:

commentary.

Dallas:

all this time, it's like when a parent cooks like an elaborate meal

William:

Don't uh-uh

Dallas:

and they spend hours.

William:

that happened

Dallas:

And

William:

tonight.

Dallas:

they're

William:

We

Cody:

Ha

Dallas:

like,

William:

are

Cody:

ha ha

William:

not ripping

Dallas:

I would

William:

open

Dallas:

like

William:

that.

Dallas:

chicken out, get some french fries please. So sorry William.

Alex:

William, welcome to

William:

She

Alex:

my

William:

hadn't

Alex:

life.

William:

eaten since one o'clock. Okay, we sat down for dinner at like 7.15. And she said, I'd rather brush my teeth and go to bed. As she did. That kid is so strong-willed.

Dallas:

Ha ha

William:

Like,

Dallas:

ha ha ha

William:

I know it's gonna serve her well later in life, but it,

Alex:

Dallas,

William:

it's,

Dallas:

the the

Alex:

Dallas, how badly do you want to screw over Cody for Jurassic Park? How badly do you want to stick it to him?

Dallas:

Wow, he's really trying to rev me up here.

Alex:

How badly do you want to

William:

Hmm.

Alex:

stick it to him when it all comes down to it? Huh, Dallas?

Dallas:

Um... I've gotten over it now though.

Alex:

No, you're supposed to say yes, because then

Cody:

Dallas

Alex:

I'll throw it

Cody:

D-

Alex:

for the dark night and then when it goes up the dark night against

Dallas:

Ha ha ha

Alex:

Against the last crusade then we throw

Dallas:

Oh,

Alex:

it again

Dallas:

you're trying to compile

Alex:

Yes

Dallas:

our tomatoes?

Alex:

Yes

Dallas:

See how to?

William:

Ooh, this

Alex:

Yeah

William:

is like survivor building

Dallas:

Yeah,

William:

alliances.

Dallas:

I know.

Alex:

Dallas Dallas can I count on you to throw your tomato

Dallas:

Ugh.

Alex:

against the last

William:

you can

Alex:

crusade?

William:

count on him

Dallas:

Wait,

William:

for

Dallas:

hold

William:

nothing.

Dallas:

on a second. You're gonna throw your tomato now against a movie that I voted on. Ha.

Alex:

But only

Dallas:

For

Alex:

in

Dallas:

me

Alex:

the

Dallas:

to

Alex:

sake

Dallas:

then

Alex:

of

Dallas:

help

Alex:

screwing

Dallas:

you later

Alex:

over Cody.

Dallas:

on.

Alex:

Well, only to screw over Cody.

Cody:

It's

Dallas:

How'd

Cody:

fine.

Dallas:

he just voted for Independence Day?

Alex:

Yeah, but

Dallas:

We're

Alex:

he

Dallas:

on the

Alex:

screwed

Dallas:

same alien

Alex:

you over

Dallas:

ship

Alex:

with

Dallas:

now.

Alex:

your favorite movie of all time.

Dallas:

No, that was James the Giant Peach, and everyone

William:

Ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

screwed

William:

ha ha

Dallas:

that

William:

ha

Dallas:

one over. Ha ha.

Alex:

Why do I even try?

Dallas:

You know what? You know what is just as crazy as a giant rhinoceros running through the skies? Black holes filled with love. They make the same

Cody:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas:

amount of sense. I'm just saying.

Alex:

So now you would have the Dark Knight

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

to go against Interstellar if I throw it, and then we could screw over Cody at the very

Dallas:

Oh I

Alex:

end.

Dallas:

know that Independence Day is going to be dinner stiller

Cody:

You

Dallas:

so

Cody:

all

Dallas:

why would

Cody:

know

Dallas:

I do

Cody:

I

Dallas:

that?

Cody:

can hear

Alex:

What?

Cody:

this right.

Alex:

Yeah, no, I know, Akodi.

William:

Ha ha

Alex:

You're

William:

ha

Alex:

sitting right

William:

ha

Alex:

there.

Dallas:

All right.

Alex:

No?

William:

I wrote

Alex:

You're

William:

it

Alex:

not

William:

down,

Alex:

gonna

Dallas:

No.

William:

but

Alex:

help me?

William:

I erased it from the bracket. So what's happening here?

Alex:

I'm gonna suffer in silence

Dallas:

Yeah.

Alex:

apparently, cause Dallas won't help me out later on.

Dallas:

So are we

William:

I guess

Dallas:

making it official?

William:

I,

Dallas:

Is it official?

Alex:

Apparently.

William:

well, I made it official,

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

then

Dallas:

ha

William:

I erased it.

Alex:

Am I a sore loser? Absolutely. Has Cody gotten his way every single flippin' time? Yes. Is it driving me up a wall

Cody:

I

Alex:

as the

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

man who has postponed this episode for a year now?

Dallas:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Alex:

Yes.

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

Yes, it's making me lose my mind.

William:

I think he's losing his mind because he crafted it. He's like, there's no way I could lose. There's no way I could lose.

Alex:

And then you're

William:

They

Dallas:

Ha ha

Alex:

like,

William:

have

Dallas:

ha ha

Alex:

anything,

William:

to

Dallas:

ha!

Alex:

just screw him over.

William:

objectively,

Dallas:

Ha ha.

William:

if they look at it objectively,

Dallas:

Ha!

William:

they're going to vote with me.

Dallas:

Wrong.

Alex:

Every

Dallas:

Haha.

Alex:

movie I care about. Shad on.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

Listen, Interstellar Advanced, it is in the elite.

Dallas:

All right?

Alex:

from a pity vote and a tiebreaker.

William:

Ha ha.

Dallas:

Hey, you get it how you get it.

Cody:

It was not a pity vote. I genuinely was won over by Interstellar.

William:

It is still a great movie.

Cody:

It is a great movie.

William:

It

Dallas:

Oh yeah,

William:

is a phenomenal movie.

Dallas:

all of these are great movies. I'm not saying

Alex:

So then

Dallas:

any

Alex:

what

Dallas:

of them

Alex:

the

Dallas:

or not.

Alex:

heck happened with Wally Williams? See, we're not, we're not, I'm not going there. I'm not going

Cody:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex:

there. I'm not gonna do

Dallas:

I

Alex:

it.

Dallas:

think he has hard feelings about it still. I don't think

Cody:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dallas:

he's over it.

Alex:

No.

Dallas:

I could be wrong.

Alex:

It's alright.

William:

All right, so moving on.

Dallas:

Moving

William:

We've

Alex:

Moving

William:

been,

Dallas:

on.

William:

we've been

Alex:

on.

William:

moving on like for 20 minutes now. Okay, moving on. We,

Alex:

But what

William:

okay,

Alex:

if

William:

I don't

Alex:

I threw

William:

remember what the

Alex:

it?

William:

bracket was called. Minority report and gravity, baby

Alex:

The

William:

driver

Alex:

Tech

William:

and Star

Alex:

is

William:

Trek.

Alex:

Fun, the Tech is Fun conference.

William:

Tech is fun. Okay.

Dallas:

Yeah.

William:

From the matchup of minority report and gravity, gravity advanced. Yes. And that's the one I threw my rotten tomato on. and nine advanced. So now our matchup is gravity versus Star Trek 2009. Everybody's just waiting. Everybody's just waiting. They're

Cody:

kind

William:

like,

Cody:

of know where Williams vote is

William:

what's William gonna say? He threw

Dallas:

Yeah.

William:

his rotten tomato on this one.

Cody:

Ha

Alex:

Well,

Cody:

ha

Alex:

here's my problem. If I give my vote, somehow, even if I voted for gravity, you all would

William:

I'll

Alex:

be like,

William:

listen.

Alex:

screw

William:

Listen.

Alex:

him, we're

Cody:

preemptively

Alex:

gonna go with Star

Cody:

my

Alex:

Trek.

Cody:

vote is going for Star Trek.

Alex:

Star Trek.

Cody:

That is my vote. That

Alex:

I'm

Cody:

is

Alex:

voting

Cody:

my vote.

Alex:

Star Trek.

William:

Well, I am going to vote gravity. I even said in the last round, because looking ahead, I knew Star Trek was gonna win over Baby Driver. Like,

Dallas:

Okay.

William:

even if gravity falls out in this round, it was 100% worth it for that little moment. That clunked in is a core memory in my brain. It was worth it. I am going to vote gravity on this one.

Dallas:

Is it up to me?

William:

It is

Dallas:

I

William:

up

Dallas:

mean,

William:

to

Dallas:

it's

William:

you,

Dallas:

up

William:

Douth.

Dallas:

to me, but I'm voting

Alex:

kind

Dallas:

gravity.

Alex:

of.

William:

Ha ha! Kristen! Kristen!

Dallas:

I don't have a huge place in my heart for Star Trek though.

Cody:

Yeah.

Dallas:

So this is for it too of one over for me last time with zero Star Trek.

Cody:

It

Dallas:

knowledge

Cody:

means that

Dallas:

or...

Cody:

that

Dallas:

Yeah.

Cody:

movie was a new hope.

Dallas:

Yeah.

Cody:

It was a new hope in the Star Trek universe.

Dallas:

Yeah, I thought it was fantastic, but I don't have any like deep feelings towards Star Trek, but I do

William:

She's coming.

Dallas:

towards gravity

Cody:

My Star

William:

Gravity

Cody:

Trek

Dallas:

great

Cody:

fandom

William:

versus

Cody:

has

William:

Star Trek

Cody:

grown

William:

2009.

Cody:

in recent years.

Dallas:

Whoa!

Alex:

What?

William:

and

Alex:

It was

William:

I love

Alex:

so

William:

you and

Alex:

quick.

William:

I respect you.

Alex:

It was so quick. It was

Dallas:

was

Alex:

so just boom. That's how I feel. Star Trek 2000.

Cody:

Wow!

Alex:

What?

Dallas:

That was so fast.

Cody:

I was expecting either gravity or minority report when this thing started.

William:

Really?

Cody:

Yeah.

William:

But listen, Star Trek 2009 It was a fun movie and if

Alex:

Yeah.

William:

there was

Dallas:

Oh

William:

a

Dallas:

yeah.

William:

criteria

Cody:

Listen,

William:

for a movie to do a commentary on

Cody:

well I walked in on it

Alex:

Gonna be honest,

Cody:

knowing

Alex:

Star Trek 2009,

Cody:

Alex's

Alex:

better than Independence Day as well. You know?

Dallas:

And Interstellar, it made more sense.

William:

Heh heh.

Cody:

I walked in on

Dallas:

Sorry,

Cody:

it

Dallas:

God.

Cody:

thinking that Star Trek was going to fall based on Alex's views on modern JJ Abrams

Alex:

Absolutely

Cody:

after the sequel

Alex:

no.

Cody:

trilogy.

Alex:

I love that movie.

William:

Oh

Cody:

That's it. Okay.

Alex:

Star Trek 09 moving on.

William:

So our last, and the last matchups of the part two of our round of 32, we had Jurassic Park. Well, no, we started with

Alex:

we

William:

Goldfinger

Alex:

had.

William:

versus

Alex:

That is,

William:

Man

Alex:

that

William:

from

Alex:

had

William:

Uncle.

Alex:

is carrying a lot of weight

Cody:

Hmm.

Alex:

as an operative word there.

William:

Man from Uncle advanced, and then we had Jurassic Park versus the last Crusade.

Cody:

I think this one's a little bit more obvious.

William:

Uh, so it was man from uncle versus Indiana Jones and the last crusade.

Alex:

This is actually harder than Cody is making it out to be because again, what is the purpose? I see some heads shaking. I see some heads. I feel like a Baptist pastor right now. I see those hands. I see

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

them

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex:

No, I see those heads shaking Man for a monkey is a great ride. I'm not gonna like first of all Henry

William:

Oh, it was!

Alex:

Cavill

Cody:

Oh it is!

Alex:

phenomenal

Dallas:

Oh yeah.

Cody:

Yeah.

Alex:

in this movie

William:

We are getting to the point in the back in the bracket now where we can't just automatically disqualify something

Alex:

Right, right.

Cody:

Yeah.

Dallas:

Yeah, there's

William:

as

Dallas:

no trash in this one besides

Alex:

If,

Cody:

I'm,

William:

No

Dallas:

one.

Cody:

yeah.

Alex:

if I'm being honest,

Dallas:

Interstellar.

Alex:

when I rewatch both of these movies, I had way more fun with Man For Uncle in all honesty.

William:

Okay?

Cody:

Okay.

Alex:

That being said, watch me be so duplicitous

Cody:

Movies

Alex:

and try

Cody:

with Sean

Alex:

and

Cody:

Connery are better with movies without Sean Connery.

William:

Ha ha ha

Alex:

you're

William:

ha ha

Alex:

not

William:

ha

Alex:

entirely

William:

ha.

Alex:

wrong. But...

William:

You didn't catch his cameo in Man for

Alex:

Yeah,

William:

Monkey?

Alex:

exactly. He plays...

Dallas:

Yeah.

Alex:

He can play anything, you know?

William:

You're right.

Alex:

He plays

Dallas:

He

Alex:

the

Dallas:

was

Alex:

trash

Dallas:

the man

Alex:

can!

Dallas:

from Uncle the whole time.

Cody:

He

William:

Yeah,

Cody:

was

William:

in high

Cody:

the

William:

school,

Cody:

uncle.

William:

I think I've said this before,

Alex:

Oh yeah,

William:

but

Alex:

that's

William:

in high

Alex:

exactly

William:

school,

Alex:

what I was referencing.

William:

we all thought that we were going on Saturday Night Live because we all thought we were hilarious. And we had to make movie posters for banned books. And so we did Fahrenheit 451. And we had Sean Connery as the burning trashcan

Alex:

as

William:

because

Alex:

he

William:

he can

Alex:

can

Dallas:

Ha

William:

play

Dallas:

ha ha

Alex:

play

William:

anything.

Dallas:

ha ha ha ha

Alex:

everything.

Dallas:

ha ha ha

Cody:

Sean Connery

William:

Is it?

Cody:

is up there with those lead of actors like Keanu Reeves, Nicholas

Alex:

A league

Cody:

Cage.

Alex:

of extraordinary gentlemen? Wait, no, wrong movie, my bad, my bad.

William:

As one might say,

Cody:

the

William:

yeah

Cody:

memeable actors in the world, like Keanu Reeves, Nicholas Cage, Sean Connery, they're the greats of memes.

William:

Speaking of SNL, SNL was memeing Sean Connery before memeing was a thing.

Cody:

pretty

Dallas:

now.

Cody:

much

Alex:

Let

William:

I am voting

Alex:

it

William:

last

Alex:

snow,

William:

crusade.

Alex:

Alex.

Dallas:

Eight little bum

Alex:

Uh

Dallas:

covers for 500, please.

William:

Yeah.

Cody:

Bye.

Dallas:

That's

Alex:

Ugh.

Dallas:

an album cover.

Alex:

I gotta go with the last crusade too. It's just

Cody:

I love Man

Alex:

so

Cody:

For Monkey.

Alex:

good.

Dallas:

Oh, absolutely.

William:

It was very good.

Cody:

I had such a good theatrical experience with Man For Monkey and I fell in love with that movie but it's last crusade y'all. It's

William:

That's

Cody:

no

William:

true.

Cody:

contest.

Dallas:

Yep.

William:

That's true. All right. Last Crusade is advancing against Star Trek 2009 and that completes our Suite 16. So I think we're going to go to break and when we come back, we're going to have the Elite 8.

Cody:

Oof.

Alex:

Alright

William:

Oof.

Alex:

Dallas, Dallas, you have led the brigade against me. You get to lead the brigade out in a song.

William:

Oh yes! Oh yeah!

Alex:

I think that's TAPS because he's

Dallas:

What

Alex:

playing

Dallas:

did you know?

Alex:

TAPS in honor of all of my movies dying.

Dallas:

I don't think this recorder

Alex:

We'll

Dallas:

is also broken.

Alex:

meet

William:

Bye.

Alex:

again.

Dallas:

I think it's broken on top of just being a recorder, so you're welcome.

William:

Oh my god.

Alex:

What you know?

Cody:

my boom arm is loose and I have to figure out I'm just

William:

sounds like a personal problem.

Dallas:

Yeah, William, you're an ab- doctor, could you help? Is there like a splint?

William:

was a shot for that

Dallas:

Like a, oh! Ha ha ha ha!

Alex:

They also have one of those extendy click metal pieces that you pull it out and it locks into place and then you pull it again and it locks back and

Dallas:

I knew it

Alex:

loose.

Dallas:

guys.

Alex:

Yeah.

Dallas:

in jail.

Alex:

just sounds painful if I'm being

Dallas:

Yeah,

Alex:

honest like I think

Dallas:

I

Alex:

I'll

Dallas:

watched

Alex:

stick

Dallas:

the

Alex:

with

Dallas:

guy

Alex:

the

Dallas:

that did his pat down and when he got to his knee he stopped and then he quit.

Cody:

Alright, this should be better.

William:

Okay.

Alex:

Boom arms with Sean Connery is better than boom arms without

Cody:

Bye.

Alex:

Sean. We just need to

William:

You're

Alex:

get a Sean

William:

correct

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

Connery

Dallas:

ha

William:

sir.

Dallas:

ha ha

Alex:

sticker.

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

Put it right here on the arm. And we're

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

back with

Dallas:

Or,

William:

Yes.

Alex:

our

Dallas:

yeah. Here we go.

Alex:

Elite 8. I don't even, it's just our 8. I don't know if they're Elite guys, you know? They're

Dallas:

Oh, they're

Alex:

just,

Dallas:

elite.

Alex:

they're just alright. The

Dallas:

The

Alex:

alright

Dallas:

ones we

Alex:

8.

Dallas:

picked over the ones that we didn't pick, these

William:

Ha

Dallas:

are elite.

Alex:

Ha ha ha ha

William:

ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh!

Cody:

It's the Moorhead versus Bellarmine versus, you know, all of these colleges you are surprised to have basketball teams.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

Ha ha ha ha!

Alex:

This is the number 15 Princeton beating number seven Missouri. Wait, that's going to age poorly. Never mind. I'll cut

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

that one.

Dallas:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

That just happened by the way. All of our brackets are screwed.

Dallas:

toast.

William:

including this one. Okay, so

Dallas:

Yeah, let's

William:

jumping back to the start of the bracket, we had James and the Giant Peach vs Order of the Phoenix. It was a tough call, but

Cody:

it really

William:

Order of the

Cody:

was.

William:

Phoenix advanced against the Empire Strikes Back.

Alex:

Yeah, Empire versus Clue, that one was a no-brainer. So now we have Order of the Phoenix versus the Empire Strikes Back. I'm sorry. I hate

William:

Listen,

Alex:

picking

William:

I get

Alex:

people's

William:

it.

Alex:

children.

William:

I know.

Alex:

I know.

Dallas:

Oh

Alex:

I

Dallas:

boy.

Alex:

know.

Cody:

If

Alex:

It's

Cody:

the Dark

Alex:

Empire.

Cody:

Knight is Chris Nolan's Empire Strikes Back, the Empire Strikes Back is the Empire Strikes Back of movies.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

I don't

William:

I mean,

Alex:

know

William:

I guess

Alex:

how

William:

technically

Alex:

that works.

William:

that's true.

Cody:

Ha ha ha.

Dallas:

Right,

Alex:

The

Dallas:

it is

Alex:

Dark

Dallas:

patient

Alex:

Knight

Dallas:

zero.

Alex:

is the Dark Knight of the Dark Knight movies, and

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

The Empire Strikes Back is the Empire Strikes Back of Empire Strikes Back.

William:

Listen,

Dallas:

Actually,

William:

I don't

Dallas:

the Batman

William:

have...

Dallas:

Begins is the...

Alex:

beginning

Dallas:

Wait,

William:

I don't

Alex:

of

William:

have

Dallas:

what?

Alex:

the

William:

a

Alex:

Batman

William:

tomato anymore.

Alex:

beginning.

William:

I'm gonna go ahead and write it in the final four.

Cody:

Ha ha

William:

Okay,

Dallas:

Ha

William:

I

Dallas:

ha

William:

get

Dallas:

ha

William:

it.

Dallas:

ha ha ha ha

Cody:

ha!

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

Dallas,

William:

I

Alex:

are

William:

get

Alex:

you going

William:

it.

Alex:

to empire or should we prolong it and make him suffer?

William:

No, I am going order, but I know how this is going to happen.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

I'm still mad about Lincoln, if I'm just being honest.

William:

I know you are.

Alex:

See, nobody's voting in good faith right now. Everybody's anger. I think we need a chill pill.

Cody:

Do I need to bring in Michelle here to coach us through some therapy sessions?

Dallas:

Yeah.

Alex:

Maybe,

William:

Right?

Alex:

maybe. Yeah, everybody's just voting in bad faith right now. Nobody's voting for the movie that they actually want to watch because there's no

Dallas:

Oh,

Alex:

way

Dallas:

I've voted

Alex:

that...

Dallas:

on the ones I want to watch, will you, time?

Cody:

Oh yeah, I am too.

Alex:

You

William:

If

Alex:

actually

William:

it's a purse.

Alex:

want to watch Independence Day? Namaskin.

William:

If

Alex:

Ha ha ha. Ha

Dallas:

I

Alex:

ha ha.

Dallas:

watch

Alex:

Ha

Dallas:

it

Alex:

ha

Dallas:

all the

Alex:

ha.

Dallas:

time.

Alex:

Ha ha ha.

William:

it is Empire Strikes Back versus Order of the Phoenix, I own both of them. If I'm going to sit down to watch a movie, I'm going to watch Order of the Phoenix. I am voting on the one I want to watch. I know I'm

Alex:

All

William:

not

Alex:

right.

William:

the majority here. It's fine. It's fine. What's Magic Months 2027? We'll be watching it anyway.

Alex:

Ha

William:

So

Alex:

ha

William:

I

Dallas:

Actually,

William:

win!

Dallas:

no, we're watching Magic Mike this time. Are we

Alex:

All

Dallas:

just

Alex:

right.

Dallas:

watching movies with magic in them?

Cody:

One, two or

William:

Yeah.

Cody:

three.

Alex:

Our first entrant

Dallas:

Ha ha ha

Alex:

into

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

the

William:

To

Alex:

Final

William:

the Final

Alex:

Four.

William:

Four!

Alex:

Empire strikes

William:

strikes

Alex:

back.

William:

back. Okay. Next up, coming out of the Sweet 16 of dead matchup of dead pot society versus 12 angry men. Surprisingly for us 12 angry men advanced to be going up against the winner of prisoner of prisoner of escapade.

Alex:

prisoner

William:

I see

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

of

Dallas:

ha

William:

I

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

Egypt

William:

wrote

Dallas:

ha

William:

I wrote

Alex:

kind

William:

P

Alex:

of that

William:

O

Alex:

was the

William:

E

Alex:

story

William:

and

Alex:

before

William:

I read

Alex:

that

William:

P

Alex:

he's the

William:

O

Alex:

so William you're only William you're only half wrong the prisoner of Egypt was the guy with the multi-colored coat and

William:

Thank

Alex:

it also

William:

you.

Alex:

has a happy ending

Dallas:

No.

Cody:

Thank you.

Alex:

so you're kind of

William:

The

Alex:

right

William:

Prince of Egypt versus Wally, Prince of Egypt, narrowly edged out Wally

Alex:

Wow.

William:

to go up against 12 angry men. And I'm, I, this is, wow.

Alex:

Dallas, lead it off. You're wiggling your nose there.

Dallas:

I'm going 12 Angry Men.

Alex:

Yes.

William:

Okay.

Dallas:

Because

Cody:

of Egypt.

Dallas:

I love that movie and I don't have... I love Prince of Egypt too, but I do not have the same deep feelings towards it.

Alex:

Yep.

Dallas:

I don't show that to my class every year.

Alex:

I'm

Cody:

you're

Alex:

with

Cody:

constitutionally

Alex:

Dallas

Cody:

not

Alex:

on

Cody:

allowed

Alex:

this one.

Cody:

to.

Dallas:

that's true

Alex:

Wait, but Kody, you said that all of the world's religions like Prince of Egypt, well, this Christian right here, in last name and spirit,

Dallas:

Whoa!

Cody:

Ha!

Alex:

is gonna go with 12 Angry Men. I think it has much more to offer the world than a feel-good sing-along.

Cody:

Oh, oh,

Dallas:

Uh-oh.

Cody:

you're calling

William:

than a

Cody:

Prince...

Alex:

Sorry.

William:

few good sing-along.

Cody:

All of the firstborns die.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha

William:

How part

Alex:

Yeah,

William:

of that

Alex:

I'm sorry.

William:

movie made you feel good?

Alex:

See, I will always go for non-musical over musical.

William:

Oh, buddy.

Alex:

10 times out of 10.

Cody:

Oh, buddy.

William:

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Dallas:

And now I don't do that, but 12 Angry

Alex:

Sorry.

Dallas:

Men does resonate with me more.

Alex:

So the

Dallas:

More

Alex:

angry

Dallas:

so.

Alex:

man gets my vote.

William:

I've got to go Prince of Egypt. To be honest,

Alex:

Ah.

William:

I watched 12 Angermen for the first time for this bracket.

Alex:

All right,

William:

Yes, it

Alex:

I'm

William:

was

Alex:

going

William:

good.

Alex:

to call Josh Solomon.

Dallas:

okay now William now take your glasses on Now which movie do you pick now?

Alex:

Ha ha ha

William:

Um

Cody:

lit

William:

and I played that game today

Cody:

listen guys

William:

where

Alex:

Am

William:

she

Alex:

I calling

William:

had

Alex:

Josh or no?

William:

I don't know who that is, so go

Alex:

Josh?

William:

ahead.

Dallas:

Right, yeah.

Alex:

Josh Solomon. We say this every time. He's the one writing our music for the explainer things.

Dallas:

Oh,

Alex:

We talk

William:

Oh,

Alex:

about

Cody:

He- kid-

William:

I

Alex:

this

Dallas:

I've

William:

just,

Dallas:

never

Alex:

all the

Dallas:

heard

Alex:

time.

Dallas:

his name said out loud.

Cody:

kid-

William:

it's

Cody:

considering-

William:

just music, been music guy in my brain. Okay.

Cody:

considering

Alex:

Oh

Dallas:

Yeah.

Cody:

that

Alex:

man.

Cody:

he uh... his last name i think it'll be a little biased

William:

Ha ha.

Alex:

What?

Dallas:

Ooh,

Cody:

Solomon.

Dallas:

Solomon.

William:

If you read your Bible, everyone,

Dallas:

Oh, yeah.

William:

so I'll at least you.

Alex:

Oh yeah, he doesn't read his Bible, so he's good. He's

Dallas:

No, haha.

Alex:

pretty unbiased. All right, unless you'd rather me call somebody else, but Omar's brown, and that feels like cheating.

Cody:

What? What?

Alex:

Oh, you guys don't

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

know Omar have this kind of relationship. I'm gonna have so much editing to do

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

here.

Dallas:

ha.

Alex:

Omar, he loves inappropriate memes.

Cody:

Listen,

Dallas:

Ha ha

Alex:

I'm

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

almost

Dallas:

ha ha

Alex:

gonna have to send

Cody:

Prince

Alex:

him just

Cody:

of

Alex:

this

Cody:

Egypt

Alex:

clip.

Cody:

is the greatest animated film of all time.

Alex:

that is not even close to true. Wally should have beaten Prince of Egypt.

Cody:

but I'm going to change my vote to 12 Angry Men.

William:

Whoa!

Alex:

What?

Dallas:

Whoa, whoa!

Alex:

What? So we don't

Dallas:

Is it because

Alex:

have a

Dallas:

the voice

Alex:

fourth

Dallas:

of Piglet's

Alex:

tie?

Dallas:

in there?

Alex:

What?

Cody:

We've, I broke

Alex:

Oh, that's

Cody:

the tie.

Alex:

true. Wow!

William:

Okay. See if I toss you a bone again, Cody Murphy.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha!

William:

No, that was actually my vote. But I mean, I'm willing to accept the results.

Alex:

No, you're

William:

Mainly

Alex:

William

William:

because there's nothing

Alex:

to

William:

I can

Alex:

accept

William:

do about

Alex:

the

William:

it

Alex:

results.

William:

anymore.

Cody:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Dallas:

William, Cody just built a little basket and he put his baby in it and he sent

Alex:

A TISCUT.

Dallas:

it down the river.

Alex:

A TASCUT.

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

Ha ha ha

Cody:

Traditional animated,

William:

Man.

Cody:

so for me an animation, it's stop motion traditional animation CGI. And Prince of Egypt transcends in story and that's why I call it the greatest animated film of all time. But 12 Angry Men, they do so much with less.

William:

Yeah.

Dallas:

I got you.

William:

There are

Cody:

and

William:

very few films that I would call near perfect movies.

Cody:

I think

William:

And

Cody:

they're

William:

that,

Cody:

both near perfect. Like.

William:

and like 12 Anger Men, I'd never seen it before. And for me to see it once and for it to rise to that level, that sounds conceited, for me to see it once.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha

William:

And

Dallas:

ha!

William:

for it to rise to that level, but no, it's the fact. That's a concept that tickles a special part of my brain all the time, doing a lot with a little, and they did.

Cody:

as a lawyer and

William:

So, yeah.

Cody:

what it means for juries and that whole process.

William:

Hey. Listen, I respect it.

Dallas:

Yeah.

William:

I respect it.

Dallas:

It's

Alex:

Wow.

Dallas:

the only movie I could like it's a an old movie and I can show it to my brand new students and it holds them and it hooks them in a way that for me makes it timeless. That I can't do that with very few movies can I do that with but I can't with that.

William:

Okay. All right, well, we're moving

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

to the other side of the bracket

Dallas:

That

William:

now.

Dallas:

was so... wow.

William:

Working our way through the Elite 8.

Dallas:

Oh, here we go. Here we go.

William:

Thank you.

Dallas:

The greatest movie of all time against garbage, D-tier,

William:

Ha

Dallas:

Doctor Who Wanna Be.

William:

that's the

Alex:

Why

Cody:

No,

Alex:

do you

Cody:

that

Alex:

want

Cody:

was

Alex:

to hurt

Cody:

TANIT.

Alex:

me like this, Dallas?

Dallas:

I'm

Cody:

TANIT

Dallas:

just kidding.

Cody:

was the doctor who wanna be. Hehehe.

Dallas:

That's true.

William:

Oh man. So, so, okay, so

Dallas:

Ha

William:

coming

Dallas:

ha

William:

out of

Dallas:

ha

William:

verse 816,

Dallas:

ha ha.

William:

edge of tomorrow versus interstellar, interstellar one, it is going up against the winner of Independence Day versus the dark

Cody:

There's

William:

night.

Cody:

so many people gonna be mad at us for that one.

William:

And Independence Day

Alex:

I'm

William:

one.

Alex:

one of them. I'm

Cody:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Alex:

one of them. I'm sitting right here. We don't have to talk about other people. Am I the only voice of reason on this podcast?

William:

No, I listen, I'm, it's just, let's just turn the pot now. None of my darlings have made it. They're all out. What do you expect? I mean honestly. Okay, so looking at it objectively, cause that's what we do, interstellar versus independence

Dallas:

Speak

William:

day.

Dallas:

for yourself.

Alex:

I would like to point out that we have, this is the in conference right now, it's in versus in, enter, indy, you

Dallas:

Yeah.

Alex:

know.

Dallas:

Okay

Cody:

anybody

William:

Ha!

Cody:

anybody It's a good thing my pot my podcast app clip silences automatically

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

I do that Cody. That's my job. I clip the

Cody:

Yeah.

Alex:

silences.

Dallas:

This silence was so heavy though, it's gonna stay in there.

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Alex:

Seriously? Alright. I'm gonna

Cody:

I'm

Alex:

say

Cody:

giving

Alex:

it.

Cody:

it to Interstellar.

Alex:

It's interstellar. It is... It is just such a touching, wholesome

Dallas:

I want you

Alex:

movie.

Dallas:

to see what Willie...

Cody:

I have.

Alex:

It is amazing.

William:

It is. Yes. It's the performances,

Alex:

I can't watch.

William:

the writing.

Alex:

I can't watch.

Dallas:

Ha ha!

Alex:

cinematography they brought in Kip Thorne to actually plot out what a black hole would look like before we even had seen a black hole and then the math that he did to compute what a black hole would look like for Interstellar matched up almost perfectly to the first black hole we ever

Cody:

I was

Alex:

got a

Cody:

told

Alex:

photo

Cody:

there would

Alex:

of.

Cody:

be no math.

William:

Ha

Alex:

There

William:

ha ha!

Alex:

is

Dallas:

Yeah,

Alex:

no

Dallas:

first

Alex:

math.

Dallas:

off, math.

Alex:

We didn't see the

Dallas:

Strike

Alex:

math.

Dallas:

one. Did he also

Alex:

Ugh.

Dallas:

do the math for how long, how far love can reach outside of a black hole?

Cody:

Listen.

Dallas:

Or did they get a different guy for that?

Cody:

Listen, I initially was going to say Magnificent 7 in the first round against Independence Day, but I have to give it to Interstellar at this

Dallas:

You

Cody:

point.

Dallas:

don't have to, William, or Cody.

William:

Really?

Dallas:

You don't have to.

Alex:

Yeah.

Cody:

I've also broken Alex enough that I need to make sure he knows we're

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

still friends.

Alex:

Ha ha ha!

Cody:

Ha ha

Dallas:

Friendship means nothing.

William:

Ha ha ha.

Dallas:

This

Cody:

Thank

Alex:

Thank

Dallas:

is about

Alex:

you,

Dallas:

movies.

Alex:

Cody.

Cody:

you.

Alex:

Thank you. That's the only personality I have, Dallas.

Dallas:

Cody, if Alex got sucked into a black hole, he would not move your books. That's all I gotta say about that. He would not.

Alex:

Excuse you, I would in fact, I would have been the one that gave him the fancy mechanical watch and he'd be like, oh, it doesn't work. It started working. It's Alex talking to me from beyond the fifth dimension. Yeah. Yeah, that would have been me with

William:

I

Alex:

the

William:

just,

Alex:

watch.

William:

I just couldn't help. I had a science teacher in the eighth grade who, he was rotund. I like using that word because you add an A at the end, rotunda, that sounds

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

fancy.

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

Well, that's a thing

William:

Like

Alex:

too.

William:

he would grade his papers, he would grade his papers on top of his stomach. But

Cody:

He was also

William:

he,

Cody:

the gym teacher, which was just

William:

when we

Cody:

really...

William:

talked,

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

welcome to Grant County. No, but when we talked about science and when he talked about space, any teacher, honestly to this date, has ever just like sucked me into the content. He was

Alex:

Set

William:

talking

Alex:

you

William:

about

Alex:

in

William:

space

Alex:

like a

William:

and

Alex:

black hole?

William:

he was talking about black holes. But here's the thing about the black holes. He said that the force pulling on your feet is a thousand times greater than the force pulling on your head.

Alex:

Yeah.

William:

So there is no surviving a black hole. It would rip you into a solid string of atoms and you'd be dead.

Dallas:

Ahem. Hmm.

Alex:

Yeah,

William:

It's

Alex:

and

William:

so

Alex:

if you flew

Cody:

William,

Alex:

into

Cody:

we're

Alex:

the

Cody:

Doctor

Alex:

butthole

Cody:

Who fans.

Alex:

of an alien.

William:

No, no, no, don't you bring Dr. Who into this. Dr.

Dallas:

Ha

William:

Who

Dallas:

ha

William:

is sacred text

Cody:

Ha

William:

in

Alex:

Wait,

William:

this

Alex:

wait,

William:

house.

Alex:

wait.

Cody:

ha

Alex:

Do

Cody:

ha.

Alex:

you

Cody:

Season's

Alex:

think

Cody:

what

Alex:

that

Cody:

their

Alex:

we

Cody:

10

Alex:

could

Cody:

is.

Alex:

use? Do you think we could use a floppy disk inside an alien space station? Because

Cody:

Floppies

Alex:

I don't.

Cody:

are eternal. Floppies

Dallas:

Yeah.

Cody:

died to become the icon of saving. They're like

Dallas:

Lobby

Cody:

Jesus.

Dallas:

discs are still what makes the rat

William:

Yeah.

Dallas:

from Chuck E. Cheese still dancing sing.

William:

You're right.

Alex:

I don't think that's the selling point you think it is.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

May I appeal to your fatherly emotion?

Dallas:

No.

Alex:

May I?

Dallas:

Hahaha.

Cody:

See,

Alex:

This

Cody:

I'm surprised.

Alex:

is the...

Cody:

I am surprised the two dads are going up against

Alex:

Look,

Cody:

Interstellar.

Alex:

I...

William:

Like said it himself, this is all for the commentary. What movie do we want to comment on?

Alex:

It is, and I would way rather talk about Interstellar. Like, way rather.

Dallas:

But I

William:

Let's

Dallas:

would

William:

see.

Dallas:

way rather you not.

Cody:

Ha ha ha

Alex:

Ha

Cody:

ha!

Alex:

ha ha!

William:

I am gonna vote with... My heart. And I'm going to vote Independence Day.

Dallas:

Yes! I'm voting independent state too.

Alex:

So we're tied. Who is an impartial third party that we can call? Josh, Omar. Who do you guys want? We've

William:

to

Alex:

used

William:

do

Alex:

all the wives.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha

Alex:

All

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

of

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

the wives have been used, so...

Cody:

What if I call Krons?

Alex:

I guess it's early enough for him

William:

listen don't don't pick it based on how you think he's going to vote

Dallas:

Yeah.

Alex:

No, no, no, I was talking about people who it's early enough. It is a Saturday, so I mean. Now, here's why I recommended Josh. He's a big movie nerd like us, but he's also, he loves camp and he loves, like he likes both. So I will defer to Cody. I've already used a tiebreaker and,

Cody:

I'm going to reach out to our shared group chat to everybody and see who wants to come on and break a tie

Alex:

On

Cody:

on

Alex:

phone?

Cody:

our

Alex:

Yeah.

Cody:

share.

Alex:

in this interim. I absolutely believe that it would be more fun to talk about

Cody:

Ha ha.

Alex:

interstellar.

Dallas:

I'm good either way. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

I know you are.

William:

I mean, because

Alex:

I'm a

William:

interstellar

Alex:

heartbroken

William:

is

Alex:

that

William:

like,

Alex:

you won't fight

Dallas:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Alex:

with me here.

William:

But interstellar is like, let's talk about this heavy moment. Let's

Alex:

It's

William:

talk

Alex:

not.

William:

about this heavy moment.

Alex:

What?

William:

Let's talk about this heavy moment.

Alex:

What?

William:

Like, oh, the world's dying. This is humanity's last hope.

Alex:

Yeah,

William:

Oh,

Alex:

but

William:

he leaves. Oh, he gets caught in

Alex:

Okay.

William:

some sort of time dilation. He's lost all of this time with his children. Oh, he goes into the fifth dimension and he's unable to make his child stay. Oh, he finally meets up with his child and she's on her deathbed.

Alex:

but he winds

Cody:

I'll do it

Alex:

up

Cody:

by

Alex:

proving.

Cody:

text. I'll do it by text.

Alex:

It has to be by voice.

William:

Independence Day, it's like,

Alex:

You've already used a faceless one.

William:

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Alex:

But when you rewatch it, when you rewatch Independence Day, it does not hold up. It is, I'm sorry, like, and this is me

Dallas:

you

Alex:

outside.

Dallas:

shut

Alex:

This

Dallas:

that

Alex:

will be,

Dallas:

mouth.

Cody:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Alex:

hold on,

Dallas:

Hahaha.

Alex:

hold on. This will be edited out, I promise. This isn't even going in the Patreon cut. It doesn't hold up as well. Like, it's in that era of like 90s movies where everything was bombastic, blockbuster, but it's... Oh, hold it up to the... You gotta hold the speaker to the... that's not close enough you're gonna have to hold the actual speaker bar facing the the Almost.

William:

speaker of your

Alex:

Where

William:

iPad.

Alex:

is the speaker on the iPad, Cody?

William:

It's on the edges,

Cody:

on.

William:

at the bottom,

Alex:

Where's your

William:

around

Alex:

phone?

William:

the charging port.

Alex:

by the charging port.

William:

Yes, it's by the charging port.

Dallas:

He's pulling

Cody:

I'm taking

Dallas:

the

Cody:

it out of

Dallas:

case

Cody:

the case.

Dallas:

off of it.

Alex:

and then hold it up to the mic, like at the mic.

William:

and then turn your volume up.

Alex:

still gonna have to face the mic, like coming from your mouth. No, not like that.

William:

It's the little grill

Alex:

The grill, where are

William:

around

Cody:

Yeah,

Alex:

the-

William:

the charging

Cody:

it's-

William:

part.

Cody:

it's the-

Alex:

No, it

William:

Oh, wow.

Alex:

has to face into the front where you talk. This is

William:

Like

Alex:

the only part of the...

William:

put it

Cody:

Okay

William:

on the film.

Cody:

Try.

William:

Before you try another one, can I run to the restroom?

Alex:

Yes.

William:

Please,

Alex:

Wait, Cody,

William:

please.

Alex:

hold on, hold on.

Cody:

Okay.

William:

Wait, I can't.

Alex:

Oh,

Dallas:

Go make

Alex:

okay.

Dallas:

pee pee.

Cody:

Go,

William:

Okay,

Cody:

go,

William:

ooh.

Cody:

go.

Alex:

Whoop. Yeah, you gotta hold the actual speaker at the place where you're talking in, in this. No,

Cody:

I'm...

Alex:

no, like,

Cody:

it's here.

Alex:

well, hold it like you're holding the phone so the speaker goes out forward. If you hold it down, the speaker's going down.

Cody:

Okay.

Alex:

So hold it so that the speaker goes at the front of the mic. Even if you're not able to see his face.

Cody:

Let's try.

Alex:

I bet Josh would answer right now.

Cody:

I'm gonna try Patrick.

Alex:

Ooh, alright, we talk about Patrick a lot. It would be good for him to be on here. I'm gonna take a quick break. Apparently my credit score went up 80.80.

Dallas:

Whoa.

Alex:

I have no

Dallas:

What

Alex:

idea

Dallas:

happened?

Alex:

what I've done. I don't know. I can't remember what my password is

Dallas:

Ha ha

Alex:

on

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

credit

Dallas:

ha!

Alex:

karma.

Cody:

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.

Alex:

Patrick didn't answer?

Cody:

Nope.

Alex:

Wait, why are you calling Williams not here?

Cody:

Well, I'd get him on the line, at least find somebody. Let's do Omar.

Alex:

Well we haven't done Josh yet. We've done Omar, we've done all the wives.

Dallas:

Let's do that one.

Cody:

I can call other Dallas.

Dallas:

There's another one.

Alex:

No. Josh is a movie nerd and he's got a good personality for it. Alright, here we go. Let's see if this works. I'm catching them out of the blue.

Dallas:

Oh.

William:

Best.

Alex:

Hold on, wait, let me see here. Could be. Hold on, is it because I'm on Wi-Fi calling? Maybe that's why.

William:

So Kristen is awake and in the other room and willing to, I didn't tell her what it was.

Alex:

Reviews

William:

She's willing to

Alex:

all

William:

vote

Alex:

the wives.

William:

if we can't get somebody. Yeah.

Alex:

Hmm, hold on, let's try. I'm gonna call,

William:

And...

Alex:

hold on, I have an eye, oh no, he wouldn't have seen those movies. Oh, I have an idea. No. My dad wouldn't have seen me either of these either.

William:

Do you want me to see if I can call Tyler?

Alex:

Well, I was

Cody:

Tyler

Alex:

thinking somebody

Cody:

is

Alex:

had

Cody:

on

Alex:

a...

William:

Break it once and for all, whether

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

or not you two

Cody:

Thank you.

William:

are the same individual.

Alex:

I don't know that's kind of like I have Omar right here. You want me to call him? Cody did a little nod.

William:

As long as you tell him what you're voting for first because he's going to vote against you.

Alex:

All right, let's see what he does.

William:

Okay.

Alex:

It's gonna be so funny. He's like Your call has been forwarded. No No one oh on the phone call you in a bit How

Dallas:

I

Cody:

So say we move on and then we edit this back in.

Alex:

No, we can... Well...

William:

Cody's gotta go to bed soon.

Alex:

Uh, fine, call Tyler.

William:

Okay.

Alex:

you won't be able to hear that I'm not the same person.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha

Alex:

They're going to be like, you added this together. It's the same person. I could call my coworker and that'd be hilarious. Be like Randy, what do you like better? Call in Tyler?

William:

Well, I'm asking if he's up.

Alex:

Oh.

William:

He gets in bed pretty early.

Cody:

I

Alex:

me.

Cody:

have to be up at five.

Alex:

I know, I'll call my old co-worker, Armand. Well, no, he's got a baby. may not be awake.

William:

just saying, Kristen's in the other room, and as you have seen, our movie tastes do not

Dallas:

Well...

William:

completely align.

Alex:

Yeah, but we've all, I was just for the sake of like, mixing it

William:

Yeah,

Alex:

up.

William:

I know. But nobody's answering our calls. What does that say about us?

Alex:

a lot, unfortunately.

Cody:

My other Dallas is up. You want me to call him?

Alex:

I Who is this other Dallas?

Cody:

You met him at the bachelor party. who went to the Bengals game.

Alex:

Oh, him.

Cody:

Yeah.

Alex:

Oh, yeah.

Cody:

Other Dallas.

Alex:

Bengals fans, that's,

Dallas:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Alex:

you know, you know what? Let's risk it. I like him. Even if he sides against me. Just make sure, like I said, face the grill, like the speakers, towards the mic, even if you're having to hold the iPad. Oh, wait. I'm getting Omar's calling. Here we go.

Cody:

Oh, there we go.

Alex:

Omar! What it do? Well, I can't say

Cody:

Closer

William:

Okay.

Alex:

that.

Cody:

to the grill.

Alex:

We're recording

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

right now. I mean, that would be wildly inappropriate.

William:

Ja.

Alex:

All right, we need a tiebreaker again. Yeah, that's

Dallas:

Yes!

Alex:

what I'm afraid of. And in fact,

William:

Ha ha ha ha

Alex:

the

William:

ha

Alex:

condition

William:

ha ha

Cody:

But

Alex:

for bringing you back on was that I tell you what my choice was. OK? So we are doing interstellar. versus Independence

Dallas:

Ha ha.

Alex:

Day. This is our elite eight right now.

William:

You better tell him.

Alex:

And

William:

It's which

Alex:

I,

William:

one do we want to do a commentary on?

Alex:

again, this is all around, what are we gonna do a movie commentary for, all right? I did vote Interstellar. for the first time ever we're on the same side to get independence they out of here oh thank you thank you oh it's it's stunned

William:

He's never

Alex:

silence

William:

coming back

Alex:

right

William:

on the

Alex:

now

William:

show.

Alex:

just so you know stunned

William:

It's just...

Alex:

silence I think we're still having this conversation it should not

Cody:

twice.

Alex:

have gone on this one it or stellar yeah I'm with it's I know I know I think there's a lot of sad shaking heads There's crying

Cody:

Why,

Alex:

and

Cody:

seasided

Alex:

gnashing of

Cody:

with

Alex:

teeth.

Cody:

Alex?

Alex:

Yeah, that's two times you've sided with me. You realize that? It was Wally and now Interstellar. bring me on for something that I'll definitely

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

disagree on you with.

Cody:

Ha

Alex:

That's

Cody:

ha

Alex:

what

William:

Ha

Cody:

ha

Alex:

I'm

William:

ha

Alex:

talking

William:

ha!

Alex:

about. Oh well you would have had so much fun because we had the dark night go up against Independence Day to get here and I got out voted like I got a smackdown so you would have had a fun time. Well, you wanted the dark night. Oh, of course I voted the dark night Yeah movies make sense Marvel maybe it's hit or miss but you know that's that's the beauty of it It's personal preference, but yeah, I was asked. Thank you for Thank you for letting me be the type record. Oh anytime Even and in fact Cody was the one who said call Omar again. I was like really we've had him on already and they didn't answer which William then made a comment he's like what does that say about us that

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

no one wants to answer our

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

calls

Cody:

other

Alex:

so

Cody:

Dallas voted interstellar to.

Alex:

And we just got confirmation sorry you're not I don't have a way to plug you into the audio We just got confirmation that the other person that Cody reached out to also voted interstellar so it has been a Smackdown in favor of interstellars.

Cody:

Well, that's not an official vote.

Alex:

Oh official

Dallas:

And he's

Alex:

vote.

Dallas:

obviously not a real Dallas

Alex:

But

Dallas:

because

Cody:

Ha

Alex:

you

Cody:

ha

Alex:

know,

Dallas:

of the

William:

Ha

Cody:

ha

Dallas:

way

Cody:

ha

Dallas:

he voted.

Cody:

ha

William:

ha

Cody:

ha

William:

ha

Alex:

yours

Cody:

ha

William:

ha

Alex:

is the official tiebreaker. You sent us over the edge. Thank you for your help, Omar. As usual, everybody give Omar. Thank

William:

Yay,

Alex:

you.

William:

Omar!

Alex:

They're

Dallas:

Yay!

Alex:

all giving you claps and yeas.

Cody:

Let the record show that I am not unfair to Chris Nolan.

Alex:

Alright man,

William:

Ha ha ha!

Alex:

I'll see you later. Wow. Not unfair to Chris Nolan and double tiebreakerage in favor of Interstellar.

William:

Okay?

Cody:

Okay.

Alex:

It moves

Dallas:

Should

Alex:

on.

Dallas:

I? Should I?

Alex:

Do it, Dallas. Do it,

William:

Dallas.

Alex:

I

Cody:

Hahahaha

Alex:

dare you.

Dallas:

I was looking, I can't see anywhere else,

Alex:

I

Dallas:

I would even throw it though,

Alex:

dare

Dallas:

so.

Alex:

you do it.

Dallas:

Because the next one I don't, I don't, I'm not gonna throw it.

Alex:

Do I hear the splattering of

Cody:

Cause we've got Empire

Alex:

vegetables

Cody:

Strikes

Dallas:

to

Cody:

back,

Alex:

that

Cody:

12

Alex:

are well

Cody:

Angry

Alex:

past

Cody:

Men,

Alex:

their sell-by date?

Cody:

Interstellar.

Alex:

Do

William:

Last

Alex:

I hear

William:

Crusade

Alex:

pre-salsa

William:

or Star Trek 2009?

Dallas:

Oh,

Alex:

hitting the wall?

Dallas:

and it's not like if Yeah, I'm gonna throw it. Let's make salsa.

Cody:

Oh

Alex:

Woohoo!

Dallas:

Let's do it.

Alex:

Dennis!

Dallas:

Let's do it. I can't

Alex:

Oh.

Dallas:

think of anywhere else to throw it. Let's do it.

Alex:

Well then, I, you know, because

Dallas:

I don't wanna

Alex:

I

Dallas:

waste

Alex:

have,

Dallas:

a whole rotten tomato.

Alex:

I have a dog in this

Dallas:

Before.

Alex:

fight. I can't look it up. My heart is...

William:

Okay.

Cody:

I'll

William:

What

Dallas:

I have

Cody:

look

William:

are you

Dallas:

a

William:

looking

Dallas:

feeling

Cody:

up

William:

up,

Cody:

interstellar.

William:

Cody?

Dallas:

I know which way this tomato is gonna fall, but I didn't know any, like I couldn't find another place to use it

Alex:

Ah.

Dallas:

that like I would want to use it, so.

Alex:

So you guys hear that? That's my heart.

William:

I was like, are you the minstrel that goes ahead of them and Monty Python, like clacking the coconuts

Alex:

Yes,

William:

together? Like what's

Alex:

yes

William:

happening here?

Dallas:

This is my heart rate.

Cody:

I'm doing interstellar.

William:

Okay, I'll do...independency.

Cody:

Interstellar

Dallas:

Cause my heart doesn't beat right so...

Cody:

72 for the Rotten Tomato Critics review and 86 for the Audience Score.

Dallas:

Oh no, Willie's

Alex:

for interstellar

Dallas:

face. Ha ha ha. Yeah.

Alex:

for interstellar

Dallas:

Yeah.

Cody:

Yeah

Alex:

well seventy two and eighty six what is

Cody:

plus

Alex:

that

Cody:

86, 158, 158 divided by 2. it Yeah, well done.

William:

This is not hard math, Cody. And

Alex:

It's

William:

I

Alex:

called

William:

know you're

Alex:

a

Dallas:

He has

William:

using

Alex:

calculator.

Dallas:

to

William:

a

Dallas:

show

William:

calculator.

Dallas:

his work on the podcast

Cody:

No,

Dallas:

which means

Cody:

this.

Dallas:

he has to say it

Alex:

carry

Dallas:

out loud.

Alex:

the one.

Cody:

158 divided by 2 would be... Hold on. I know I'm using calculator, but this calculator is bugging out

Alex:

What?

Cody:

right now.

Alex:

Hold on, what were the numbers again?

William:

and

Cody:

72 plus 86, 158.

Alex:

86

Cody:

158

Alex:

divided by

Cody:

divided

Alex:

2,

Cody:

by 2.

Alex:

79%. Oh no, that's low. That's low. I did not realize that.

William:

The Rotten Tomato Score for End of Minute Stay is 71.5%. Average.

Dallas:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Alex:

What? Wow! Yeah! Let's go interstellar. Let's go interstellar.

Cody:

Hehehehe

William:

Interstellar gotta see. Woohoo,

Dallas:

Yeah, we both gotta

William:

let's

Dallas:

see,

William:

go

Dallas:

bro.

William:

interstellar.

Alex:

Yeah, but audiences say it was a B plus, so, you know.

William:

I mean,

Cody:

Lincoln

William:

just keep

Cody:

scored

William:

the...

Cody:

higher.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

And yet, and yet it's not here.

William:

Be fair, county.

Alex:

Ha ha ha!

William:

That felt ugh that tasted bad to say ugh to be fair Cody

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Crossing it off. Oh

Cody:

Sorry, Douse.

Alex:

Wow.

Dallas:

So sorry childhood we're throwing you in the trash

William:

Dallas, let the record show.

Alex:

Oh man.

Dallas:

I know,

William:

Let

Dallas:

I

William:

the

Dallas:

see where

William:

record

Dallas:

people are.

William:

show.

Cody:

All right, next up.

William:

Okay, moving on, we have Star Trek 2009 versus The Last Crusade. Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

Alex:

You guys are gonna hate me for this.

William:

this?

Alex:

Yeah. Star Trek.

Dallas:

Yeah, you should

Cody:

We

Dallas:

have

Cody:

have

Dallas:

said

Alex:

Star

Dallas:

that

Cody:

an item,

Alex:

Trek.

Dallas:

an

Alex:

Ha

Cody:

I

Dallas:

hour

Alex:

ha

Cody:

have an itemized

Dallas:

ago.

Alex:

ha.

Cody:

list of 30 years of disagreements with you. Like.

William:

Ha ha

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

Well, Star Trek 09 gets my vote on this one for sure.

Cody:

it

Alex:

It's just... It is such a fun movie.

Cody:

Okay, on the

Alex:

It

Cody:

fun

Alex:

is so

Cody:

factor,

Alex:

fun, comparatively.

Cody:

both are extremely fun. Both are great,

William:

Yeah.

Cody:

but it's Indiana Jones. Without Indiana Jones and Star Wars, there would be Star Trek, there would not be Star Trek 09. Because that's the influence of George Lucas. Without George Lucas, there would be no Star Trek. It would have been a three season show

Alex:

No.

Cody:

in the 1960s.

Alex:

No, no, Indiana Jones. I get that. I get that. But Indiana Jones and George Lucas are not like the last crusade isn't even the end, like the end all be all of Indiana Jones. I like the first movie the best. I like Raiders over the last crusade.

Cody:

They are both perfect movies.

Alex:

I, Star Trek

Cody:

They are

Alex:

09

Cody:

both

Alex:

gets

Cody:

perfect

Alex:

my

Cody:

movies,

Alex:

vote.

Cody:

but one has Sean Connery and that's why it wins in my book. Ha ha ha ha.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

Ha

William:

I don't

Alex:

now.

William:

know why we're surprised he has laid it down. He has laid the foundation from the beginning movies with Sean Connery

Cody:

I love,

William:

are better

Cody:

I love Pines Kirk, I love Quinto Spock, I love the Geekino score, but

Alex:

Exactly!

Cody:

it's John freaking William,

Alex:

Exactly!

Cody:

Steven Spielberg, and George Lucas in the prime of their powers. You can't beat it. In the prime of their powers.

Alex:

You can! It's called Star Trek

Cody:

Star Trek

Alex:

09!

Cody:

09 is a loving homage to Spielberg and George Lucas, but you can't beat the real thing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

I don't

Dallas:

That's

Alex:

know

Dallas:

a

Alex:

about

Dallas:

good

Alex:

that

Dallas:

line.

Alex:

dude.

William:

Ooh, that gave me chills.

Cody:

JJ Abrams is...

Alex:

I don't know.

William:

I honestly, like I knew this, I knew this was coming. I was horrendously undecided because like Alex, as you said, they are both very, very fun movies.

Alex:

Yeah. And which one would I rather watch? Ten times out of ten. I'm taking Star Trek 09. Like, it's not even a contest at this point. If

William:

Yeah,

Alex:

it was,

William:

for

Alex:

if

William:

you.

Alex:

it was, no, in fairness to Cody, oh wow,

Cody:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Alex:

yeah, you're right, that is weird to say. No, I did that intentionally. In fairness to Cody, if this was Raiders versus Star Trek 09, oh, we would be in a different, different conversation.

William:

No, I'm with Cody here. I think Last Crusade is better than Raiders.

Alex:

Man, okay, I guess we...

Cody:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

William:

I'm voting Blood here. I'm voting Last Crusade.

Alex:

why

Cody:

Ha ha!

Dallas:

I'm voting last crusade.

Alex:

Well, too

William:

Oh!

Alex:

bad guys. Guess who has the only rotten tomato left?

Cody:

What?

Alex:

I'm throwing it. I'm throwing my rotten tomato for Star Trek 09.

Cody:

D-Dallas and William?

William:

Ooh, okay,

Dallas:

Man,

William:

um...

Dallas:

if this goes a different way, this is gonna change everything about.

Alex:

I have so many, I am so afraid right now. I feel

Dallas:

He's

Alex:

like.

William:

Okay.

Dallas:

only doing this because if he cannot crusade out, Interstellar goes up against Star Trek.

Cody:

Oh,

Dallas:

Ugh.

Cody:

I-

William:

Okay,

Alex:

Here's the fact,

William:

Dallas.

Alex:

I have no idea. Star Trek 09 is one of

William:

I'll

Alex:

the most

William:

do it.

Alex:

divisive, like people are like, J.J. Abrams sucks, you know? Like, but Star Trek 09, everyone loves, I feel like, right? But also,

Dallas:

They don't. Nobody

Alex:

that's

Dallas:

talks

Alex:

what

Cody:

Oh,

Alex:

I'm

Dallas:

about

Alex:

saying,

Dallas:

Star Trek

Cody:

oh,

Alex:

I don't

Dallas:

Oda.

Cody:

Trekkies

Alex:

know.

Cody:

hate the Kelvin

Alex:

Everybody

Cody:

trilogy.

Alex:

talks about Star Trek 09.

Cody:

Trekkies hate the Kelvin.

Alex:

I'm throwing it. I'm throwing it.

William:

I'm gonna look

Dallas:

Alright?

William:

it up because we know what the average is for last crusade

Alex:

My

William:

because

Alex:

heart

William:

the

Alex:

is...

William:

tomato was already thrown.

Cody:

91%.

Alex:

My heart's

Dallas:

What was

Alex:

in my

Dallas:

it?

Alex:

chest. It's 91%

William:

It was

Alex:

if you

Dallas:

Oh

William:

the

Dallas:

yeah,

Alex:

recall.

William:

average

Dallas:

91.

William:

of 91%.

Alex:

And I am hoping that somehow the critics are just coming into my aid here because I don't trust the audience score. Am I gonna have to rock, paper, scissors Cody for this one? Cause I'm gonna lose that too. Oh my gosh. William?

William:

Indiana Jones and the last crusade as we've established before from the last rotten tomato throne has an average

Alex:

What is it, William?

William:

of 91% Star Trek 2009

Alex:

What is it, William?

William:

has an average of 92.5

Dallas:

Whoa!

Alex:

Shut up shut

William:

percent

Alex:

up Yes Star Dragon

Dallas:

never been disappointed more in my whole life.

William:

Even with Jurassic Park?

Alex:

Oh my gosh, no way!

Cody:

That's the last time I vote with you, Alex.

William:

Man.

Cody:

Hahaha.

Alex:

Oh my goodness.

Dallas:

Ripped

William:

Star

Dallas:

away.

William:

Trek

Cody:

Oh, you...

Dallas:

Ripped away.

William:

09

Cody:

like no one is going to win the prize.

Alex:

Now that

William:

Ha!

Alex:

is what

Cody:

No

Alex:

the rotten

Cody:

one is

Alex:

tomato

Cody:

going to win the prize.

Alex:

is for!

William:

Okay, all right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Cody:

Thank you.

William:

This is a good time for a break.

Alex:

Ah.

Dallas:

I preemptively marked out Star Trek, because I assumed

William:

Ha ha

Dallas:

the

William:

ha!

Dallas:

way that was going.

Alex:

Wow

William:

Alright, Jan's next round's on me because I think honestly we're gonna need it because when we come back we're

Cody:

Ha

William:

going

Cody:

ha ha ha.

William:

into the final four and then the championship round and then our March

Dallas:

and

William:

Madness is done.

Alex:

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

Cody:

Ha

Alex:

dun

Cody:

ha

Alex:

dun

Cody:

ha

Alex:

dun dun

William:

Alex,

Alex:

dun

William:

I gotta

Alex:

dun

William:

give it to

Alex:

dun

William:

you. That's

Alex:

dun

William:

perfect.

Alex:

dun

William:

That's

Alex:

dun

Dallas:

Ha ha

Alex:

dun

Dallas:

ha

William:

brilliant.

Dallas:

ha ha ha

William:

Ah.

Dallas:

ha ha ha

Alex:

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

Cody:

Bye.

Alex:

dun dun dun dun dun Woo!

Cody:

Ehh.

William:

Amen.

Alex:

I had no earthly idea. I was like, no way.

Cody:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Alex:

Cody, can we still be friends?

Dallas:

I Did not know I thought people did not like that movie and

Alex:

I thought,

Dallas:

I've never heard

Cody:

There is

Dallas:

I

Cody:

a

Dallas:

didn't know

Cody:

large

Dallas:

people even

Cody:

contingent

Dallas:

talked

Alex:

William,

Dallas:

about it

Cody:

of

Dallas:

anymore

Cody:

the

Alex:

what

Cody:

Trek

Alex:

was the breakdown on the

Cody:

purists

Alex:

two?

Cody:

that hate the JJ trilogy.

Alex:

Hold on, I gotta look it up now. I gotta see what the breakdown

William:

It's

Alex:

is.

William:

94 critics, 91 audience.

Dallas:

This

Alex:

Wait.

Cody:

No.

Dallas:

is how you know rotten tomatoes cannot be

William:

of

Dallas:

trusted.

William:

Star Trek.

Alex:

Wow. Wow.

William:

Yeah, I know I remembered that one being universally loved and then into darkness was like

Alex:

Yeah.

Cody:

Yeah.

William:

We hate you now

Alex:

See, that's

William:

and

Alex:

what

William:

then

Alex:

I thought,

Cody:

JJ...

Alex:

but I knew that

Cody:

JJ

Alex:

the Trekkies were

Cody:

does

Alex:

angry.

Cody:

a great job at starting things. He just can't continue it or finish

Alex:

Well.

Cody:

it.

William:

You're correct, sir.

Alex:

That's why Ryan Johnson should have had the full trilogy.

Cody:

mean.

William:

I would

Cody:

I...

William:

have liked to watch Ryan Johnson's trilogy.

Alex:

Oh, Colin Trevoro's 9

Cody:

I listen

Alex:

would

Cody:

to

Alex:

have

Cody:

the

Alex:

been

Cody:

audio

Alex:

phenomenal.

Cody:

script that they did of Duel of the Fates, which by the way, great name. It's better than Rise of Skywalker by far,

William:

Yeah.

Cody:

but it doesn't address the outstanding issues that I have with The Last Jedi. It just committed to them. It just committed to them.

Alex:

was

Cody:

No,

Alex:

Ray

Cody:

Rey was still...

Alex:

Appalpatein in that

Cody:

Yeah.

Alex:

one too. Perfect, perfect movie. Couldn't

William:

Yeah!

Alex:

have been better.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

grabs

Alex:

Rey, Rey

Cody:

there's

Alex:

Skywalker,

Cody:

a moment where race

Alex:

no you're not,

Cody:

right

Alex:

no you're

Cody:

Luke

Alex:

not.

Cody:

ghost Luke grabs Kylo's blade and shoves it back into the hilt hilt we could we could

Alex:

What?

Cody:

have had that

Alex:

We could have had

Cody:

Ha ha

Alex:

that!

Cody:

ha!

Alex:

And instead we got... Whatever 9 was.

Cody:

Like.

Alex:

Ugh.

William:

Pravesty.

Alex:

No, it's Trevor Rowe. That's

William:

Ha

Alex:

how the

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

last

William:

ha

Dallas:

ha

William:

ha

Alex:

name

Dallas:

ha

William:

ha ha

Dallas:

ha

William:

ha!

Alex:

is

Dallas:

ha ha

Alex:

pronounced.

Dallas:

ha

Cody:

There's still issues I have with

William:

If

Cody:

9,

William:

you pronounced

Cody:

but

William:

it, Trevor, it would have been

Cody:

with

William:

better.

Cody:

it, and with 8. But it would have committed better in a more coherent story. and

Alex:

Wow.

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

Okay,

Cody:

We're,

Alex:

well now that my heart rate

Cody:

I'm taking

Alex:

is back

Cody:

an hour

Alex:

to a

Cody:

of

Alex:

manageable

Cody:

un, I'm taking an hour

Alex:

level,

Cody:

of unpaid time tomorrow

Dallas:

Minus

Alex:

and

Cody:

morning.

Alex:

I...

Dallas:

two

Cody:

We're finishing

Dallas:

zero

Cody:

this.

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

Ha ha ha ha

William:

Yes,

Alex:

ha!

William:

I

Cody:

Ha ha

William:

love the commitment.

Cody:

ha

Dallas:

Bye.

Cody:

ha ha ha

William:

I'm sending this episode to your manager.

Cody:

Listen,

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

Ha

William:

No,

Cody:

listen

Alex:

ha

Cody:

Jeff

William:

no,

Alex:

ha ha

Cody:

Bezos,

Alex:

ha ha

William:

I won't,

Cody:

the

William:

I

Cody:

boys

William:

promise

Cody:

win,

William:

I won't.

Cody:

the boys always win, and Man with a High Castle, that Casey Affleck movie by the sea,

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

Ha ha ha

Cody:

just

Alex:

ha ha!

Cody:

it all wins.

William:

Ha ha ha

Cody:

It's an Amazon movie. Yeah.

Alex:

I don't understand

Dallas:

Bye.

Alex:

what Manchester by the sea

Cody:

That was an

Alex:

had

Cody:

Amazon

Alex:

to do

Cody:

movie.

Alex:

with anything, but I love it. Like that was your reference.

Cody:

Ha ha ha

Alex:

Was it really?

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

Shut up!

William:

Yeah, it was.

Alex:

That

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

explains why it's so forgettable.

Cody:

You

Dallas:

Oh wow.

Alex:

Yeah.

William:

and saucy.

Alex:

Oh,

Cody:

I only remember

Alex:

see,

Cody:

seeing

Alex:

I've

Cody:

the

Alex:

dissed

Cody:

poster

Alex:

on

Cody:

at the Lynchburg

Alex:

two

Cody:

Theater.

Alex:

artsy films, both Stop Motion and Manchester Orchestra by the Sea.

William:

Yeah.

Cody:

Alright,

Alex:

Manchester

Cody:

final

Alex:

Orchestra

Cody:

four.

Alex:

is one of my favorite bands. If they're listening right now, Andy, I

Cody:

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

Alex:

love you.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha.

William:

Oh.

Alex:

I love that band.

William:

Final four.

Alex:

It's

Dallas:

Oh

Alex:

the

Dallas:

boy.

Alex:

final countdown!

Cody:

Ha ha

William:

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

Cody:

ha ha!

Alex:

Hit... hit us... Dallas, can you hit us with a... a rendition on the recorder of the final countdown?

William:

Yes,

Alex:

Please.

William:

please

Dallas:

Yeah,

Alex:

Hold

William:

please

Alex:

on,

Dallas:

are

Alex:

we

Dallas:

you

Alex:

gotta...

Dallas:

ready?

Alex:

hold on. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. You gotta find it. We're gonna edit it in like nothing ever happened. And we're all gonna

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

sing the final countdown, but only you on recorder.

Dallas:

Okay.

Alex:

Just see if you can figure it out. Heh.

Dallas:

of this is gonna be a travesty

William:

It's a rubbero.

Dallas:

Oh yeah, sorry, this is gonna be an

Alex:

You

Dallas:

episode

Alex:

like

Dallas:

nine.

Alex:

that?

Cody:

Bye.

Alex:

It's the final countdown!

Cody:

I think my- I think my parent's

Alex:

Do-do-do-do-do!

Cody:

dogs just started barking.

Alex:

Do-do-do-do-do! Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Dallas:

Apparently

William:

And

Dallas:

it

William:

you're

Dallas:

doesn't

William:

in

Dallas:

matter

William:

Georgetown

Dallas:

where my fingers go, it just plays different notes regardless.

Alex:

Ha ha.

William:

I'm going to need to get a vinyl printed yesterday of

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

all of Dallas's recorders solos.

Alex:

You've heard

William:

Oh.

Alex:

of Kenny G. Get ready for...

Dallas:

Yeah.

Cody:

Empire. Just...

Alex:

Dallas Kenny.

Cody:

it's not even close.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha

William:

Alright

Dallas:

ha ha ha

William:

guys,

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

McKinney.

William:

we are so close. Empire Strikes Back versus 12 Angry Men.

Alex:

Wow.

William:

Listen,

Alex:

It's closer

William:

I didn't

Alex:

than

William:

expect

Alex:

you think.

William:

12 angry men to advance this far, so me thinking me, there's anything even close. Like I've learned to just sit on my opinions for a little

Cody:

It's

William:

bit and

Cody:

Empire.

William:

just

Alex:

Again,

William:

let the stew simmer.

Alex:

if we're going for

Cody:

and that's

Alex:

the

Cody:

why it makes

Alex:

spirit

Cody:

it a great commentary

Alex:

of the best

Cody:

because you can listen to the conversation

Alex:

commentary,

Cody:

over the movie.

Alex:

it's 12 angry men. Everyone's seen Empire. But what? I mean, I hear your point.

Cody:

We would have to listen

Alex:

I understand

Cody:

to the

Alex:

what

Cody:

dialogue

Alex:

you're saying.

Cody:

a lot more, whereas with the Empire

Alex:

That being

Cody:

Strikes Back,

Alex:

said,

Cody:

we all know the dialogue.

Alex:

12

Cody:

We

Alex:

Angry

Cody:

all know

Alex:

Men

Cody:

the

Alex:

gets

Cody:

action

Alex:

my vote.

Cody:

scenes.

Alex:

I think it makes for

Cody:

We

Alex:

a better

Cody:

can commentate on

Alex:

commentary.

Cody:

the Empire Strikes Back. It's not even my favorite Star Wars movie, but after that last round, Dag Nabba and I'm sticking by it.

Alex:

You're not.

William:

Ha ha ha.

Cody:

Bye. Ha ha ha

Alex:

Yeah.

William:

Ha ha ha

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

I have to agree Empire gets my vote too.

Alex:

Wow, empire over

William:

Listen,

Alex:

12

William:

it's

Alex:

angry

William:

the headstand

Alex:

men. Okay.

William:

test. I said that in, I think part one maybe, like as a kid I would stand on my head

Cody:

I would

William:

to

Cody:

much

William:

get the

Cody:

rather

William:

blood

Cody:

watch

William:

flow to

Cody:

Revenge

William:

wake

Cody:

of

William:

me

Cody:

the Sith

William:

up so

Cody:

than

William:

I

Cody:

the

William:

could

Cody:

Empire

William:

keep watching

Cody:

Strikes

William:

this

Cody:

Back,

William:

movie.

Cody:

but I know

William:

12

Cody:

that I'm

William:

Anger

Cody:

the

William:

Men,

Cody:

only

William:

it was like,

Cody:

one on planet

William:

I feel

Cody:

Earth

William:

like

Cody:

that

William:

a better

Cody:

would say

William:

human

Cody:

that.

William:

for having saw that movie. I'm voting Empire. Ha ha

Dallas:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

William:

ha

Alex:

Revenge of the Sith? No, I would watch Revenge of the Sith. Absolutely.

Cody:

I love

Alex:

Before

Cody:

the

Alex:

Empire,

Cody:

Lucas Six,

Alex:

yes.

Dallas:

No.

Cody:

but

Alex:

I would watch

Cody:

Attack of the Clones

Alex:

Attack

Cody:

is a

Alex:

of

Cody:

six

Alex:

the Clones

Cody:

out of six

Alex:

before I

Cody:

on

Alex:

watch

Cody:

mine.

Alex:

Empire. Like, being honest, I love, yeah, I love Attack of the Clones.

Cody:

You just like, and yet

Alex:

Oh,

Cody:

you don't

Alex:

don't

Cody:

like

Alex:

worry.

Cody:

the in-between

Alex:

I love

Cody:

movies

Alex:

Attack

Cody:

people

Alex:

of the Clones.

Cody:

actually like,

Alex:

I love

Cody:

which is

Alex:

the

Cody:

the

Alex:

Last

Cody:

Empire

Alex:

Jedi.

Cody:

Strikes Back.

Alex:

Um... yeah.

Cody:

It's Empire. It's Empire. Yep, it's Empire.

Alex:

No, not that much. Now, honestly, no. Kind of bored by it.

Dallas:

Empire.

Alex:

Oh well.

William:

The tomatoes are gone at this point.

Dallas:

Yeah,

Alex:

Oh

William:

I'm

Alex:

yeah.

William:

like, Dallas, come on,

Dallas:

yeah,

William:

come on,

Dallas:

this

William:

come

Dallas:

is Empire.

William:

on.

Dallas:

There's an Empire Strikes Back fan made like they officially went out and asked fans to recreate scenes Either the best or the worst that they can and they cut like shot-for-shot the whole movie

William:

It was glorious.

Dallas:

of Empire it is fantastic

Alex:

Oh, I know that that has happened. I

Cody:

with

Alex:

just

Cody:

John Boy Walton.

Alex:

don't care.

Dallas:

Did they do that for 12 Angry Men? No, no they did not.

Alex:

Actually, they

Cody:

Because

Alex:

did.

Cody:

it's

Alex:

They

Cody:

perfect.

Alex:

actually created a new

Cody:

Because

Alex:

version

Cody:

it's perfect.

Alex:

and they were like, that was so

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

good. We should do it again. They haven't done that for Empire.

Dallas:

because it's still rolling.

Alex:

I am aware that they

Cody:

Oh.

Alex:

made six more movies

Cody:

Oh.

Alex:

because of Empire,

Dallas:

Ha ha

Alex:

seven

Cody:

Oh.

Alex:

or seven more movies because of Empire, not including that garbage

Cody:

Ha ha ha

Alex:

movie

Cody:

ha ha ha

Alex:

Solo

Cody:

ha

Alex:

or Rogue One. Solo is the worst

Dallas:

He has

Alex:

Star

Dallas:

no tomatoes

Alex:

Wars movie.

Dallas:

left so all he has is rocks

William:

Ha ha ha!

Alex:

Oh, let's be real. Rogue One, incredible. Solo, hot garbage, steaming pile of poop. three separate times in three different showings. I hate it. But that's not the discussion we're having. It's about empire. Solo?

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

Solo. We're talking about the movie with a guy...

William:

I know, I know, I

Dallas:

I

William:

know.

Dallas:

was long for that ride.

Alex:

Don't worry. I'm, I'm, this isn't staying. This is us.

Dallas:

Ha ha.

Cody:

I did not like how that sounded.

William:

Okay, Empire Strikes Back

Dallas:

Empire

William:

makes it

Dallas:

struck

William:

to

Dallas:

Empire

William:

the championship

Dallas:

stroked

William:

round.

Dallas:

back

Cody:

Ha ha ha!

Dallas:

struck back What

Alex:

I heard the word she said.

William:

I did.

Alex:

I didn't.

William:

No.

Dallas:

workshop and

Alex:

I

Dallas:

some

Alex:

don't...

Dallas:

things there didn't work out stick and move stick and move

William:

Ha ha ha!

Alex:

I don't even want to say I didn't like how it tasted in my mouth because

Dallas:

No,

Alex:

the

William:

No,

Dallas:

go

Alex:

Empire

Dallas:

ahead.

William:

no,

Alex:

stroke

William:

no, no, don't

Alex:

me

William:

go there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Alex:

I didn't like that in my mouth at all.

Dallas:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

William:

in the last round of the final four, because we're out of tomatoes. We're moving, baby, come on. Interstellar versus Star Trek 2009.

Cody:

After giving a lot of grace

Alex:

I can't

Cody:

and love

Alex:

believe this is

Cody:

to

Alex:

happening

Cody:

the Nolan

Alex:

right now.

Cody:

Bracket,

Alex:

Someone

Cody:

it's Star

Alex:

other than

Cody:

Trek

Alex:

me

Cody:

2009

Alex:

because I'm so happy.

Cody:

despite the upset that it gave against my favorite movie of all time. I'm not happy about it. I'm voting. I'm voting for Star Trek even though it lasts out to last crusade, cause there ain't no way I'm letting the Nolan

William:

You're

Alex:

Hey.

Cody:

bracket

William:

voting

Cody:

in the championship.

William:

for Star Trek because it even when it lost out to last crusade Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

Yeah.

Cody:

Oh

Alex:

Hey, you know

Cody:

even

Alex:

what?

Cody:

if I wasn't

William:

Ah.

Cody:

salty right now, it would

Alex:

I'm

Cody:

have

Alex:

not

Cody:

been

Alex:

entirely

Cody:

Star Trek because

Alex:

upset

Cody:

that's a

Alex:

with

Cody:

great movie.

Alex:

your decision-making

Cody:

Just

Alex:

criteria.

Cody:

in general.

Alex:

I knew that was going to be the way it went.

Cody:

Yes, but

William:

Yeah.

Cody:

we can already throw tomatoes because we know the scores. We know the scores and

William:

Interstellar

Alex:

Again.

Cody:

Star

William:

is

Cody:

Trek

William:

a great movie

Cody:

trounced

William:

too though.

Cody:

interstellar.

Alex:

I, yeah, I know.

Cody:

Star. Buy a lot.

William:

Oh yeah. Oh gosh yeah. Okay, so tomatoes are gone.

Cody:

I'm just so we know.

William:

So interstellar, I know I had said, because we still had one tomato that was, and if I could spell it right.

Alex:

We don't

William:

Oh

Alex:

have

William:

man,

Alex:

any

Cody:

Ha ha

Alex:

more

William:

interstellar.

Alex:

tomatoes.

Cody:

ha ha!

Alex:

I was the last

William:

So

Alex:

tomato.

William:

I'm saying I'm bringing up the rotten tomato score. We can like say it out loud because we're not throwing tomatoes. Has tomatoes. Lighters. We're not

Cody:

This

William:

throwing

Cody:

was the

William:

lighters.

Cody:

big-

Dallas:

Son.

Cody:

Andersteller was the beginning of Nolan needing someone in the room to tell him no.

William:

82%

Dallas:

always

William:

critic

Dallas:

smokes.

William:

score

Cody:

Like,

William:

and an

Cody:

he

William:

86%

Cody:

needed someone in the room to tell

William:

audience

Cody:

him no.

William:

score.

Cody:

Much like the Star Wars prequel trilogy was the beginning. Like, starting with the Dark Knight Rises,

Alex:

That is not

Cody:

Nolan

Alex:

even true.

Cody:

has gotten

Alex:

No.

Cody:

so big, people

Alex:

You're wrong,

Cody:

are now start-

Alex:

but...

Cody:

are afraid to start to tell him no. And to clean up his stories. Tenet is the ultimate culmination of that, but it's long since been beat. Hehehehehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhe

Alex:

No.

William:

Mmm.

Cody:

Well no, it started with the Dark Knight

Alex:

You

Cody:

Rises

Alex:

just don't

Cody:

with

Alex:

like

Cody:

the

Alex:

tenant.

Cody:

bad sound

Alex:

That's

Cody:

mix

Alex:

okay.

Cody:

in an IMAX with Bane.

William:

see that says I don't think inner stellar was

Cody:

the

William:

it

Cody:

dark night rises.

William:

like I Oh, Rises. Okay, okay. Yeah.

Cody:

It's go

Dallas:

Ha ha ha

Alex:

I love Interstellar, it gets my vote, Interstellar. And only for the fact that it is probably one of the most

Cody:

It's...

Alex:

formative movies I've seen. It's one of the movies that I've cried through the hardest, but I have smiled and felt happier than any other movie on this list.

William:

Like after after McConaughey's performance, I went and like actually looked up. Did he lose a kid? How do you,

Alex:

But

William:

where

Alex:

not

William:

did?

Alex:

only that, it's not about losing the kid, it's about the fact that he got her back. And then...

William:

No, I mean, when he was watching the

Alex:

Oh,

William:

footage

Alex:

yeah.

William:

and like she was aging up,

Alex:

Ugh.

William:

real to real to real, real. Gosh, I hate the way that Instagram

Cody:

Listen,

William:

has

Cody:

if

William:

imprinted

Cody:

this was

William:

on

Cody:

Trek

William:

my brain.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

09 going up

William:

Film

Cody:

against

William:

to

Cody:

Star

William:

film

Cody:

Trek

Alex:

Sorry

William:

to film,

Cody:

First

Alex:

from

William:

video

Cody:

Contact,

Alex:

tick

William:

clip

Alex:

to

William:

to

Alex:

tick

William:

video

Alex:

to tick

William:

clip

Alex:

to

William:

to video.

Alex:

tick

William:

Yeah,

Cody:

it

William:

right.

Alex:

to

Cody:

isn't.

Alex:

oh

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

no

Dallas:

ha ha ha

Alex:

no

Dallas:

ha ha

Alex:

it's

Dallas:

ha

Alex:

even worse I mean. First of all. Here's the thing. All right, if

William:

But it

Alex:

I'm gonna

William:

isn't.

Alex:

put them side by side, I'm putting them side by side here. Jekino score, incredible. Zimmer's score is just otherworldly. It has a following of people who, like there's a whole subset on the internet of people who play organs that are asked by schoolchildren to play the interstellar theme.

Cody:

Trek

William:

Okay,

Alex:

I

William:

I didn't

Alex:

mean,

William:

know where

Cody:

09

William:

that was going. I

Cody:

is

William:

didn't know

Cody:

the

William:

who composed

Cody:

last

William:

who.

Cody:

score

William:

So I'm

Dallas:

Ha

William:

like,

Dallas:

ha ha

William:

I'm

Dallas:

ha

Cody:

in

Dallas:

ha!

Cody:

a

William:

waiting

Cody:

long

William:

for it.

Cody:

time.

William:

Like,

Cody:

There

William:

it's

Cody:

are two

William:

like you

Cody:

scores

William:

meet somebody

Cody:

in the 2000s

William:

and you know who they

Cody:

that

William:

are

Cody:

have

William:

and

Cody:

made

William:

you're waiting

Cody:

me stood

William:

for their

Cody:

up

William:

name

Cody:

and

William:

to

Cody:

cheer

William:

come up in conversation,

Cody:

for the

Alex:

Right.

Cody:

score.

William:

like

Cody:

It's

William:

organically.

Cody:

Trek 09 and Transformers of the Movie. Oh, that's true. That- That's true. That's true.

Alex:

What? No, you said Avengers Endgame in the last episode. How are you changing this?

Cody:

Uh, John

Alex:

See? This

Cody:

Williams

Alex:

just goes to show

Cody:

just

Alex:

there's

Cody:

across

Alex:

a lot

Cody:

the

Alex:

of

Cody:

board

Alex:

good scores

Cody:

has a cult

Alex:

out

Cody:

following

Alex:

there.

Cody:

more than

Alex:

How

Cody:

a

Alex:

many

Cody:

saying.

Alex:

have a cult following in her stellar? How many

William:

Alex?

Cody:

45

Alex:

I just

Dallas:

I have a cold.

Alex:

I mean, look.

William:

Uh...

Dallas:

That's not hard to start.

William:

Uh...

Alex:

Look,

Dallas:

That's

Alex:

hey,

Dallas:

a low

Alex:

here's

Dallas:

bar.

Alex:

the deal. I love Chikino's score. I love the, this is even where I differ with other people. I love the lens flares and the anamorphic lenses that are used, like the anamorphic lenses

Cody:

Avengers

Alex:

used in Star

Cody:

had

Alex:

Trek,

Cody:

a better

Alex:

beautiful.

Cody:

Tesseract.

Alex:

The cinematography, that entire Tesseract scene at the end of Interstellar was done for real. That is all done in camera. I just

William:

Really?

Alex:

blew William's brain. Yes, that

Cody:

Ett tål William. Ett tål.

Alex:

is all done for real.

William:

Okay, Alex, I... you have swayed me.

Alex:

I-I-I'm happy.

Dallas:

Ha ha

Alex:

I'm happy one way or another.

William:

You have swayed me because I popped off with an unfounded comment during our last episode. During, well, the part two of 32.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha

William:

And I went back and I listened to the Star Trek 2009 score.

Cody:

Ha ha ha!

Alex:

It's incredible. I know that.

William:

It is.

Cody:

Because

William:

And

Cody:

Dallas

William:

that's where you

Cody:

doesn't

William:

swayed

Cody:

care.

William:

me.

Alex:

I know. I'm not even upset.

William:

So I vote Star Trek 2009.

Alex:

That's fine.

Cody:

Ha ha!

Dallas:

This is so hard. I have seen both of these movies exactly. Yeah, I don't. I've saw both of these one time

Cody:

So you

Alex:

Yeah.

Cody:

said

Dallas:

and

Cody:

pie

Dallas:

I

Cody:

and

Dallas:

don't

Cody:

you voted

Dallas:

really

Cody:

Star

Dallas:

care

Cody:

Trek

Dallas:

to

Cody:

then.

Dallas:

watch them again. Like

William:

Yeah.

Dallas:

I don't pine to

Cody:

Right?

Dallas:

watch them again. Like they were

Alex:

You don't

Dallas:

fine.

Cody:

It's

Alex:

crisp

Cody:

legally

Dallas:

They were,

Cody:

blonde.

Alex:

pine to rewatch them?

William:

Oh

Dallas:

I, oh. I,

Alex:

Thank you.

William:

That's what I'm hearing, right? Right?

Dallas:

It's legally

William:

No.

Dallas:

binding. I thought they're both fantastic movies. They made it this far for a reason and one rotten tomato.

Alex:

Do you want to give me the satisfaction of letting my rotten tomato go forward or do you want to give me the satisfaction

Cody:

Hmm

Alex:

of a solid Academy Award winning film going forward? It's up to you. I won't be upset either way.

Dallas:

I pick James the Giant Peach at

Cody:

Listen,

Dallas:

one time,

Alex:

Ha ha!

Cody:

Dallas,

Dallas:

so

Cody:

I

Dallas:

that

Cody:

gotta

Dallas:

doesn't

Cody:

go to

Dallas:

matter

Cody:

bed.

Dallas:

to me whatsoever.

William:

Ha ha ha

Cody:

I don't

Alex:

Exactly,

Cody:

think we could survive

Alex:

I'm

Cody:

another

Alex:

not upset.

Cody:

phone call.

Alex:

Like do you want to let my rotten tomato go on or do you want to let my Academy Award winner go on? Like, oh no.

William:

Ha

Dallas:

Oh, that's true.

William:

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

I, I loved Interstellar. I did. But I do feel like it's one of those that the magic is out of the box once you get to the end. And the rewatch is not as good.

Cody:

How many

Dallas:

So

Cody:

times

Dallas:

I am

Cody:

have

Dallas:

going

Cody:

you seen a new hope?

Dallas:

to very,

Cody:

You know.

Dallas:

very thinly teeter towards Star

Cody:

Now

Dallas:

Trek

Cody:

you get a new hope

Dallas:

09.

Cody:

with different characters.

William:

Okay.

Dallas:

and be more times than I can count.

Cody:

because Alex is gonna come in your bookcase and start throwing dust

William:

Ha

Cody:

at you.

William:

ha ha.

Dallas:

And I don't I don't know I feel like I'm the middle of the night I'm gonna wake up and regret this decision, but I'm gonna go with it today I do feel like I'm gonna watch I'm gonna go back and watch Interstellar and be like why did I did not pick this movie?

Alex:

Ha ha ha!

William:

Yeah.

Dallas:

But

William:

No,

Dallas:

as

William:

and

Dallas:

of right now

William:

I like the way that this has all been structured because the closer that we've gotten to the championship, there's been less spite vote

Dallas:

Ha ha

William:

in

Dallas:

ha

William:

your face because they're like, these are all

Cody:

It's

William:

great

Cody:

Star Wars vs Star

Alex:

Right.

Cody:

Trek.

William:

movies.

Dallas:

Well, I'm afraid to make the wrong choice now because they're razor thin choices.

William:

But you all do realize what has happened. Right. we have

Alex:

Ha

William:

landed

Alex:

ha ha!

William:

on the seminal nerd versus nerd

Dallas:

Yeah, no.

Alex:

And guys,

William:

rivalry that

Alex:

I

William:

dates

Alex:

am about

William:

back

Alex:

to

William:

50

Alex:

lose...

William:

years?

Cody:

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

Alex:

We are about to lose so many friends, but I have a winner here. And we're gonna find out

Dallas:

I'm not

Alex:

after

Dallas:

gonna lose

Alex:

this

Dallas:

any

Alex:

break,

Dallas:

friends.

Alex:

we're gonna go to break

William:

Yay! Yay!

Alex:

when we come back for the championship. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-

William:

Yeah. This seems appropriate, yeah.

Dallas:

I couldn't, there you go. Keep going.

William:

beautiful chaos.

Alex:

All right,

Dallas:

Yeah.

Alex:

all right. So when we come back, it's time that we do a rehash of everything.

William:

Okay.

Alex:

Okay. Wow, all right guys, I have been asking

Cody:

Are you?

Alex:

for this episode series for almost two years at this point. And I, I'm over the moon without this is gone.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha!

Alex:

First of all, my main goal in life is just to ruin friendships, break hearts, crush dreams.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha

William:

You have succeeded.

Alex:

Let's let's think about this. We all picked there were 80 movies that we

Cody:

Knives

Alex:

picked

Cody:

were

Alex:

as our

Cody:

out,

Alex:

favorite

Cody:

that's for sure.

Alex:

movies of all time and we whittled that down to a cross-section of 32 movies that we all cared about. We had Knives Out, James and the Giant Peach,

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

or to... oh I'm not gonna read through them all I promise.

William:

down.

Alex:

But the

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

fact

Dallas:

ha ha.

Alex:

is is that we have had a wild ride. We had

Cody:

Heh.

Alex:

a Rotten Tomato with Minority beat out a tiebreaker. That was hilarious, amazing. It broke my wife's heart. She won't speak to me anymore.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

Ha ha.

Alex:

We had a rotten tomato that was then paired with a rock,

William:

A game of

Alex:

paper, scissors.

William:

rock, paper,

Cody:

for Indiana Jones

William:

scissors.

Cody:

and the last crusade and then

Alex:

Right.

Cody:

my heart was broken.

Alex:

William, where was your rotten tomato?

William:

Mine was for gravity.

Alex:

Gravity, right?

William:

Yeah, yeah.

Alex:

Cody threw his for last crusade. Dallas, where did you just throw yours?

Dallas:

I don't even remember, hold on.

William:

You threw it, you

Dallas:

I

William:

threw

Dallas:

threw

William:

it

Dallas:

it.

William:

valiantly for Independence

Dallas:

That's

William:

Day.

Alex:

Independence

Dallas:

right, yeah.

Alex:

Day. I mean, it just, and it failed, which is, I mean, we have had every single possible, I threw mine for Star Trek with no knowledge that the classic from Spielberg, Lucas, and Harrison Ford. I mean,

Cody:

Oh,

Alex:

I feel

Cody:

Harris

Alex:

like

Cody:

and Ford

Alex:

I have

Cody:

still

Alex:

robbed

Cody:

in this.

Alex:

Harrison Ford of an Academy Award right here.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

Now, it wasn't a huge upset. It was like a point and a half

Alex:

It was.

Dallas:

Yeah.

William:

higher on the average. You are

Cody:

Like

William:

not

Dallas:

Yeah.

William:

wrong.

Cody:

chicken run.

Dallas:

That was kind

Alex:

And.

Dallas:

of like, like, if there was some sort of, like, rebel group that was going up against a huge empire, and one.

William:

Ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

Same

William:

ha!

Dallas:

story. Same story. Exactly.

William:

And that has brought us to

Alex:

To

William:

our championship

Alex:

the

William:

round.

Alex:

end,

Dallas:

Here we are.

Alex:

Star Trek 2009 vs. The Empire Strikes Back.

William:

Is this

Alex:

Bye.

William:

our collective moment of silence?

Dallas:

is we're all holding our breath.

Alex:

Guys, I am about to lose friends over this. I'm going to lose us listeners over this. Star Trek 2009 gets my vote for the fact that I adore that movie. I think it is a fun ride from start to finish. Yeah, Chris Pine, Zoe Saldana, Zachary Quinto. Yeah, Star Trek 2009, Michael Giacchino.

Cody:

If this had been a fair competition,

Alex:

It's an audio

Cody:

it would

Alex:

medium,

Cody:

have been

Alex:

Cody.

Cody:

Empire

Alex:

You're going

Cody:

Strikes

Alex:

to have

Cody:

Back

Alex:

to talk.

Cody:

vs. The Last Crusade.

Dallas:

He's

William:

Ha

Dallas:

letting it sink in. He's

Cody:

And

William:

ha ha

Dallas:

letting

Cody:

Last

William:

ha ha

Dallas:

it...

Cody:

Crusade

William:

ha

Dallas:

letting

Alex:

Sorry.

Dallas:

it...

Alex:

It's not a visual medium.

Cody:

would have voted for the last crusade over the Empire Strikes Back. Ha ha There's a reason.

Alex:

If this was

William:

I know,

Alex:

a fairer

Cody:

There's

William:

I

Alex:

competition,

William:

know.

Cody:

a reason

Alex:

this would have been knives

Cody:

why

Alex:

out versus interstellar,

Cody:

people compare

Alex:

but,

Cody:

movies

Alex:

you know...

Cody:

to the Empire Strikes Back.

Dallas:

the

William:

That's so

Dallas:

whatever

William:

funny,

Cody:

It is the tentpole

William:

Alex.

Cody:

by

William:

You

Cody:

which all

William:

and your

Cody:

sequels

William:

jokes.

Cody:

are gauged.

Alex:

Yes, I do. Thank

Cody:

It is John

Alex:

you.

Cody:

Williams in the height of his powers. It was a controversial subversive movie at the time. You know, the Luke I Am Your Father It's no I am your father seen Luke. I am your father is folklore at this point. It's not how it actually went down. John Williams of the height of his powers, George Lucas, Darth Vader, it's a classic story of good versus evil and the bad guys win at the end. In 1980 you could not get more subversive than that. Empire strikes back. and it's like 99% on rotten tomatoes and this is like 10 year old memory coming from me at this point I don't know it for sure it's the Empire Ha ha ha It took

William:

Oh.

Dallas:

Ah.

Cody:

making it took Star Wars

Dallas:

I agree.

Cody:

to make Star Trek relevant

Dallas:

I won't lose

Cody:

again

Dallas:

any friends because I'm not friends with Trekkies.

Alex:

Ha ha ha!

Cody:

Thank you.

William:

Ha

Dallas:

No, I'm just kidding.

Alex:

I'm

Cody:

It's...

Alex:

right here, Dallas.

Dallas:

I'm so sorry.

Cody:

It's Spectre Gadget just fell off off my desk

William:

Are you

Alex:

Bye.

William:

having an earthquake?

Dallas:

There's Trekkie

Alex:

That...

Dallas:

storming his house

Alex:

See?

Dallas:

right

Alex:

If

Dallas:

now.

Alex:

you...

Dallas:

What?

Alex:

See, alright.

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

I think where I will disagree is that what I like about Star Trek over Star Wars, in many respects, is that it, we've talked about this offline, but it, thinks that there is a way that the world

Cody:

but

Alex:

can get better and that humanity can work with other cultures and there is a hopeful tone

Cody:

Listen, I agree

Alex:

that

Cody:

with you

Alex:

is

Cody:

on

Alex:

not

Cody:

Star

Alex:

found

Cody:

Trek. The

Alex:

in

Cody:

hopeful

Alex:

other franchises.

Cody:

future is what

Alex:

You all know

Cody:

has caused

Alex:

that I am

Cody:

it to

Alex:

more

Cody:

be

Alex:

than happy to

Cody:

five,

Alex:

watch a movie

Cody:

like

Alex:

where everybody feels

Cody:

a

Alex:

sad

Cody:

60

Alex:

at

Cody:

year

Alex:

the

Cody:

old

Alex:

end.

Cody:

franchise, 500

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

books, multiple

William:

Ha ha ha!

Cody:

TV series.

Alex:

Oh. So this is where though, I am going to say, I didn't grow up with either of these franchises. If I'm sitting down to watch either of these movies,

Cody:

it's actually

Alex:

if

Cody:

on TNT.

Alex:

I turn on TBS,

Cody:

The

Alex:

or

Cody:

Star

Alex:

if

Cody:

Wars

Alex:

I

Cody:

movies

Alex:

click through

Cody:

are

Alex:

in

Cody:

on

Alex:

Disney

Cody:

TBS

Alex:

Channel

Cody:

and TNT.

Alex:

and the Empire Strikes Back is on one and Star Trek is on the other, I'm going to watch Star Trek.

Cody:

It is St. Patrick's Day.

Alex:

Ah, TNT. My bad.

William:

Potato tomato. It, listen.

Dallas:

Hahaha.

Alex:

Thank

Dallas:

Wait,

Alex:

you.

Dallas:

can we

Cody:

It's

Dallas:

throw rotten

Cody:

five

Dallas:

potatoes now?

Cody:

on my

Dallas:

Is that

Cody:

Star

Dallas:

a thing?

William:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Cody:

Wars

Dallas:

No.

Cody:

ranking. Like,

Alex:

It's not, it is not

Cody:

I

Alex:

that

Cody:

intentionally

Alex:

I, you know, dislike

Cody:

lower

Alex:

empire.

Cody:

it to make some people

Alex:

It's that

Cody:

mad. Like.

Alex:

I love Star Trek.

Cody:

But I'm

Alex:

It's

Cody:

not

Alex:

not

Cody:

intentionally

Alex:

even your top

Cody:

lowering

Alex:

Star

Cody:

it today

Alex:

Wars.

Cody:

because if it's up against Star Trek 2009, listen it's a new hope.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha!

Alex:

Okay, but

William:

but you're

Alex:

I

William:

not

Alex:

agree

William:

gonna

Alex:

with

William:

intentionally

Alex:

you.

William:

lower it today.

Cody:

and a little bit of Empire. It took Star Wars to bring Star Trek back. It was dead. It

Alex:

We

Cody:

was

Alex:

say

Cody:

dead

Alex:

that

Cody:

for

Alex:

about a lot

Cody:

six

Alex:

of things.

Cody:

years.

William:

and a little bit

Cody:

And

William:

of

Cody:

then

William:

Empire

Cody:

JJ

William:

too.

Cody:

brought it back by basically being a Star Wars demo tape.

Alex:

where.

Cody:

It's gotta be Empire. It's the OG.

Alex:

I don't disagree. I don't disagree. But if you watch...

Cody:

Ha ha.

Dallas:

I agree. I'm voting Empire. Empire was the first movie that I watched and went,

Cody:

Listen.

Dallas:

I think this is changing

Cody:

Listen.

Dallas:

me.

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

I...

Alex:

You said that about Jurassic Park.

Dallas:

No, I knew Jurassic Park was changing me.

William:

Ha ha ha

Alex:

Uh

Dallas:

This

Alex:

huh.

Dallas:

changed,

Alex:

Uh huh.

Dallas:

and I didn't go on. I wanted to be a raptor whenever Jurassic

Cody:

Thank you.

Dallas:

Park came out, but I still want to be a part of the rebellion today. So that

Alex:

Yeah, I'm part

Dallas:

is

Alex:

of

Dallas:

still

Alex:

a subreddit

Dallas:

there.

Alex:

called The Empire Did Nothing Wrong, so...

Dallas:

What?

Cody:

William,

Alex:

Yeah.

Dallas:

So

Cody:

Alex

Dallas:

Alex

Cody:

for

Dallas:

is pro-empire

Cody:

me, George Lucas

Dallas:

in all

Cody:

is

Dallas:

of

Cody:

to

Dallas:

its

Cody:

me

Dallas:

forms.

Cody:

what Chris Nolan is

Alex:

Guess who

Cody:

to you.

Alex:

got the COVID vaccine?

Cody:

I hold that man up on a pedestal.

William:

Ha

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

ha ha!

Cody:

Listen, the man made his movies, he made his movies his way

Alex:

Oof,

Cody:

without any studio

Alex:

if you ever

Cody:

interference

Alex:

talk that

Cody:

whatsoever,

Alex:

low about

Cody:

for better

Alex:

Chris Nolan...

Cody:

or for worse. It's the American Dream.

Alex:

I know which way, and you know what? I know which way the tide is blowing. I know which way the vote is going. One of my favorite movies that did not make this

Cody:

American

Alex:

cut

Cody:

Graffiti.

Alex:

was,

Cody:

George Lucas'

Alex:

why am I spacing on it?

Cody:

second ever

Alex:

American

Cody:

film.

Alex:

George Lucas. Yes,

Dallas:

Okay.

Alex:

one of my favorite movies, not on this list, American Graffiti, yes. And it's got Ron Howard, it's just a slice of life Americana film, right? You know, going to the drive-in with all your buddies, talking about future and call, like that's a great movie. I think that Lucas was best when he was doing those kinds of movies. And come,

Cody:

Now, if this is going

Alex:

you know, the

Cody:

09

Alex:

2000s,

Cody:

Star Trek vs the Prequels,

Alex:

riding

Cody:

there's

Alex:

high

Cody:

more of an argument

Alex:

on

Cody:

here.

Alex:

his

Cody:

But this is

Alex:

laurel,

Cody:

George

Alex:

riding

Cody:

Lucas

Alex:

on

Cody:

in

Alex:

his laurels,

Cody:

the peak of his

Alex:

he has

Cody:

powers.

Alex:

fallen far.

Cody:

William,

Alex:

It's

Cody:

it's up to

Alex:

kind

Cody:

you.

Alex:

of it is, because I put Empire Strikes Back below the prequels. It's just the way I go. And that's alright. I'll have fun. Well, only kinda.

William:

Well, I either tie it or one win.

Dallas:

Yeah.

Cody:

in the most basic basic winter of all time the empire strikes back

William:

an empire.

Alex:

Yeah.

Dallas:

YES! Aww...

Cody:

That was Source for Stone.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha

William:

I

Dallas:

ha

William:

just now this is not by any stretch of the imagination who I had going to the end Full stop.

Alex:

I do

William:

No,

Alex:

want to

William:

it wasn't

Alex:

hear.

William:

the source of her stone. But honestly, it's Star Trek 2009, it was exactly that. It was 2009. And I left that movie thinking,

Cody:

Farmboy

William:

oh,

Cody:

with daddy issues discovers

William:

this

Cody:

he has

William:

was

Cody:

a greater destiny in space,

William:

a new

Cody:

fights

William:

hope

Cody:

a villain with a

William:

and

Cody:

weapon with

William:

Empire

Cody:

enough firepower

William:

Strikes Back.

Cody:

to destroy an entire planet,

William:

Just told

Cody:

crash

William:

with Star

Cody:

lands

William:

Wars

Cody:

on an

William:

characters.

Cody:

ice planet

William:

Cody,

Cody:

to get

William:

give

Cody:

guidance

William:

your

Cody:

from

William:

spiel.

Cody:

the previous

William:

You've

Cody:

generation,

William:

got it memorized at this point, don't you?

Cody:

and then defeats the bad guy with a giant explosion and a planet killing superweapon.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

Yeah.

Dallas:

That's it, yeah.

William:

It paved the way for Star

Cody:

Star

William:

Trek

Cody:

Wars brought

William:

2009

Cody:

Star Trek back. That's just a fact. It would have been a three season

William:

to

Cody:

show

William:

happen.

Cody:

in the 60s, but Paramount

William:

Like

Cody:

was like,

William:

it is

Cody:

we have

William:

the

Cody:

a star thing

William:

giant

Cody:

too. Ha ha ha ha ha

William:

that

Cody:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

2009

Cody:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

is

Cody:

ha

William:

standing

Cody:

ha ha ha ha

William:

on

Cody:

ha

William:

the

Cody:

ha ha

William:

shoulders

Cody:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

of

Cody:

ha ha

William:

and

Cody:

ha ha

William:

for

Cody:

ha ha

William:

that

Cody:

ha ha ha

William:

reason

Cody:

ha ha ha ha ha

William:

I

Cody:

ha

William:

give

Cody:

ha ha

William:

it

Cody:

ha ha

William:

to

Cody:

ha ha

William:

Empire

Cody:

ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

Strikes

Cody:

ha ha ha ha

William:

Back.

Cody:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

Ew. Ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

If

William:

ha ha

Cody:

we

William:

ha

Cody:

do some of our other lists in a future year,

Dallas:

I've

Cody:

I...

Dallas:

never watched that is

Cody:

If this

Dallas:

the

Cody:

was

Dallas:

only

Cody:

Empire Strikes Back

Dallas:

Star

Cody:

vs.

Dallas:

Trek

Cody:

First Contact,

Dallas:

I think

Cody:

I would

Dallas:

I've

Cody:

be

Dallas:

ever

Cody:

struggling.

Dallas:

watched ever

Cody:

Seriously. I would be struggling.

Dallas:

and

Cody:

Nope. Nope. If it was Empire Strikes Back vs. Last Crusade, like it should have been, it would have been Last Crusade. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

William:

Amen. But it isn't, because...

Dallas:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

William:

Ha ha ha ha!

Alex:

Keep

Cody:

James

Alex:

saying

Cody:

and

Alex:

should

Cody:

the Giant

Alex:

have been

Cody:

Peach versus

Alex:

and by that

Cody:

Lincoln.

Alex:

logic. And by that point,

William:

But Star

Alex:

like

William:

Wars,

Alex:

James

William:

the

Alex:

on the

William:

Empire.

Alex:

giant peach would have

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

never made it out.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

Hmm. Ooh.

Alex:

You have created the opposite of a good time.

Cody:

Third.

Dallas:

This is the darkest timeline.

William:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

That's what

Cody:

Ha ha

Dallas:

it

Cody:

ha.

Dallas:

looks like. But to be fair,

Cody:

He

Dallas:

I would

Cody:

will.

Dallas:

watch any of these movies with you guys Because

William:

Yeah.

Dallas:

I think it would be a good time regardless

Alex:

I would

Cody:

Yes.

Alex:

watch paint dry

Cody:

Yes.

Alex:

with you all and have

William:

Yeah.

Alex:

a blast.

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Alex:

Will I enjoy the actual thing on the screen? No, but will I have a ball because I'm

William:

Absolutely.

Alex:

with my friends? Yes.

Dallas:

Like if there is a way we could do this

William:

Yeah.

Dallas:

and pick

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

like

Cody:

ha ha ha

Dallas:

a bracket and the worst movie and that also be a movie we watch. I think it would

Cody:

could

Dallas:

be a good time.

Cody:

let

William:

What

Cody:

let

William:

if we

Cody:

let's

William:

do

Cody:

cut it

William:

our razzies?

Cody:

let let's let's

William:

Movies

Cody:

cut

William:

that

Cody:

it off

William:

are

Cody:

at sixteen

William:

so bad,

Cody:

if we do

William:

they're

Cody:

it though

William:

good.

Cody:

not

Alex:

I'm

Cody:

thirty

Alex:

absolutely

Dallas:

We do it.

Cody:

two

Alex:

not

Cody:

because

Alex:

doing that

Cody:

that

Alex:

because

Cody:

will

Alex:

I'm

Cody:

save

Alex:

gonna lose

Cody:

us

Alex:

brain

Cody:

any hemorrhaging

Alex:

cells, but I'm

Dallas:

A darkest

Alex:

not gonna do

Dallas:

timeline

Alex:

a commentary,

Dallas:

version.

Cody:

Bye.

Alex:

but the worst movie

Cody:

In

Dallas:

Yeah.

Cody:

a lot of ways.

William:

Right,

Dallas:

Oh yeah, I forgot

William:

right.

Dallas:

we

William:

Yeah.

Dallas:

have to watch them. Never mind.

Alex:

Well, this March has been mad. I've been mad at all of you.

William:

I'm gonna be a little bit more funny.

Dallas:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Alex:

You've all been mad

William:

I'm gonna be a little bit more funny.

Alex:

at

William:

I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit more funny. I'm gonna be a little bit

Alex:

me. But this madness has been so fun. So our next movie commentary and contested winner of our March Madness movie tournament is The Empire Strikes Back.

Cody:

I'm not gloating here.

Alex:

but,

Cody:

The

William:

through.

Cody:

baby I wanted

Dallas:

Yeah.

Cody:

did

Alex:

but

Cody:

not make

Alex:

that will

Cody:

it.

Alex:

be the next

Cody:

So

Alex:

one we

Cody:

I'm...

Alex:

do.

Cody:

Hehehehe

Alex:

Cody, do you want to clothe now or when we do the commentary?

Cody:

This was a hard fought war.

Alex:

Heh heh.

Cody:

With malice towards-

Dallas:

We've all lost

Cody:

With malice

Dallas:

things

Cody:

towards none in charity

Dallas:

in this.

Cody:

towards all. Heheheh

William:

This is like a president speech after a war.

Dallas:

Yeah, no.

William:

We've all lost our sons and daughters.

Cody:

Not everybody!

William:

Ha ha ha ha

Dallas:

Ha ha

William:

ha

Dallas:

ha ha ha ha

Alex:

Wow.

Dallas:

ha ha

Alex:

And he still got to quote Lincoln when it was all

William:

ha

Alex:

said

William:

ha ha

Dallas:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

William:

ha ha ha

Alex:

and

William:

ha ha

Alex:

done.

William:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Cody:

Sorry for breaking

Alex:

Well.

William:

Well, yeah, if you've made it this far, thank you so much. I have had an absolute blast during this bracket. This has been objectively listening back to our podcast. I think this is some of the best podcasting we've ever

Cody:

Ha

William:

done.

Cody:

ha.

William:

And this is the most fun that I've had. Yes,

Cody:

Thank you.

William:

let's reach around and pat our backs. And pat our backs. Back patting, back patting there. But if you

Alex:

We

William:

like

Alex:

broke Dallas! Reach around

William:

If you

Alex:

and do

William:

have,

Alex:

what?

William:

pat your back. If

Alex:

Ha

William:

you have enjoyed

Dallas:

Oh

Alex:

ha ha

Dallas:

man.

William:

what you've heard thus far, God bless you, just, and if you're feeling froggy, as I have apparently been accused of thievery, toss a coin to your Witcher through our Patreon.

Alex:

Hello!

William:

That's

Cody:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

an

Alex:

Oh,

William:

awesome,

Alex:

sorry, we're not doing

William:

hello.

Alex:

all of our

Dallas:

Ha

Alex:

things.

Dallas:

ha ha

William:

I'd say it's a great, we've got tiers all the way down to a dollar that you can

Alex:

and tears

William:

like help

Alex:

all

William:

us keep

Alex:

the way

William:

doing

Alex:

down

William:

the show.

Alex:

my face.

William:

Tears

Dallas:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

William:

all the way down your back. But connect with us on social media at Dr. and Lawyer. We'd love to get to know you and interact with you. But I, man, I'm just, I'm going to sleep soundly tonight

Cody:

I

William:

because

Cody:

was gonna

William:

I'm

Cody:

end it.

William:

war out from

Cody:

No,

William:

that madness.

Cody:

I am your

Dallas:

Ha ha

Cody:

father.

Dallas:

ha ha

William:

But with that, I am William.

Dallas:

I am Dallas.

Cody:

Thank you. I am the President of the United

Alex:

No,

Cody:

States,

Alex:

no, no, no, no,

William:

Ha

Cody:

closed

Dallas:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

William:

ha

Alex:

that's

William:

ha!

Alex:

my

Cody:

in

Alex:

bit.

Cody:

immense

Alex:

No,

Cody:

power!

Alex:

no, you gotta give me, you gotta give me something, Cody. Let me have a consolation that was literally what I was gonna do. Hold on. and I am your father.

Dallas:

There we go.

Alex:

Thank you so

William:

I will

Alex:

much Cody for letting me do that. I love you. Eheh.

William:

I'll see you guys next week.

Dallas:

Bye!

Alex:

Bye. Bye.